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(The NFWA logo appears on the screen and fades into the darkness. The scene opens in the parking lot, where a white limo is pulling up to the arena. The driver gets out, walks towards the back of the limo, opens the door and Ice Cube steps out. The crowd cheers in the background as he walks towards the arena) VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, we're live from Phoenix, AZ, and there he is!!!! There's Ice Cube!!! DD: What the hell is he doing here, Johnson! He's not on the card!! VJ: Ice Cube is here, and rumor has it that he's got a major announcement regarding his status in the NFWA. Just what will it be?! What does Ice Cube have in store for the NFWA tonight?! (The FNS theme song/opening video play on the screen as the camera opens up to the sold out crowd in Dallas, where fans are cheering and holding up signs such as "KV sucks Black Blood", "We came to see Deadly Candy", "Lightning is the Game", "Havok Impulse", and "Panther Lo**COUGH**LIKES Diamond!!!". The camera then cuts down to the commentary table, where Vince Johnson and Delaware Dave are seated) VJ: We are sold out from the America West Arena!!! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Friday Night SLAAAAAAAAAM!!!! Vince Johnson here alongside Delaware Dave and what a night we have scheduled! 2 big Title matches signed as first, Scarlet KV defends the I-C Title against none other than Lightning!!! 2 of the biggest names in the NFWA collide in what will no doubt be an outstanding match! Also tonight, the Universal Title will be on the line! T Money, 1/2 of the NFWA Tag Team Champions will take on one of the men he defeated for the title last week, former NFWA Champion Rick Bruiser! DD: Yeah, Vince! Tonight's gonna be another great night for Black Blood, but we were supposed to have 3 title matches tonight! But that fluke Havok did it again! He didn't show up! VJ: Well yes, Johnny Havok, due to some personal problems unable to compete tonight…once again, we wish him the best of luck in the situation with his missing fiancée… DD: Oh please, Johnson! You and your excuses! Well I know for a fact that Johnny Havok isn't having any problems with stalkers or anything like that! Ya wanna know why he didn't show up tonight, Johnson?! Cuz he knew he was gonna get beat! VJ: Oh please! DD: C'mon, Vince, it's the truth and you know it! He's scared to death and I don't blame him! After all, Player is an ex-con! VJ: Will you stop it?! Ladies and gentlemen, the match has been rescheduled for next week…hopefully Mr. Havok will have his personal issues straightened out by then, but don't worry ladies and gentlemen, because tonight we have another HUGE match scheduled for you! It's Firestorm, the NFWA Commissioner! Right here tonight, he will go 1 on 1 with our own CEO Panther! The 1st time ever on NFWA television these 2 men will meet, and we know what kinda wars these 2 have had in the past! DD: Yeah, Vince! It's gonna be great!!! VJ: Well folks… (The lights in the arena go out..Just then "My Hero" by Foo Fighters hits the PA....Ice Cube begins to walk out to the ring..He makes his way down the ramp and climbs into the ring and grabs a mic..) Ice Cube: What?! Panther: Havok's not here! Ice Cube: Oh…oh…well…ain't that some shit? Panther: Hurry up Cube! Time is money! Ice Cube: Yeah! Panther, you're the CEO, you're the guy that can make these things happen, and all you have to do is say "Yes, Ice Cube, I will give you a title shot", and we can get this show started! Panther: (Pauses) Is that what you want? Ice Cube: That's what I want! Panther: (Pauses) Uh…PHOENIX!!! (Crowd goes crazy) Is that what you people want?! (LOUD POP) Well Ice Cube, if you want it…if these people want it…THEN YOU GOT IT!!!!! VJ: HELL YEAH!!!! DD: BULL PUCKY! ("My Hero" starts up once again and the crowd pops in the background as the superstars start walking back to the locker room) VJ: My goodness, ladies and gentlemen! What a way to kick off FNS here tonight! DD: Yeah, that skankhole brings his boring ass out here and puts everybody into a coma! VJ: Stop it! DD: Hell no I won't stop it! This idiot just robbed all my fans of some quality commentary time! That's an arrestable offense in Delaware! What an alcoholic! VJ: (Rolls his eyes) (The camera cuts backstage, where we see Darkest Desires walking through the hallway. The male fans in the crowd whistle and cheer, while female fans boo their lungs out) DD: WHOO WHOO!!! That oughta wake everybody up! VJ: It's Darkest Desires! Ladies and gentlemen, when we come back, she does battle with none other than Sabrina Wilson! Stay with us!!! ***Commercial for Total Annihilation…Saturday, January 26th (NOT THE 27TH) Only on PPV…followed by MORE X-BOX!!!!! Never get enough of those commercials*** (The scene opens up in Panther's office, where he is seated at his desk talking on the phone. Suddenly, the door opens, and Diamond walks in carrying a little girl) Diamond: Hey, Panther. Panther: (Holds up a finger) Hold on a second, Di…(to the person on the phone) no…no, Joanie!!!…NO I WILL NOT TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU'RE THE NEW HOST OF ROBOT WARS…no I won't tell em that it's on TNN Saturday night at 9…I don't care how long we've known each other, I will not promote robot on robot violence on NFWA TV! That's just wrong!…ok…talk to you later! Bye! (Hangs up the phone) That girl! (Sighs) Ya try to raise em right…do everything ya can for em…(sighs) anyway, who's the kid? Diamond: Panther…(walks over towards the desk) meet Destiny! Panther: Oh, this is Destiny? Diamond: Yeah! Panther: Cool. (Panther gets up from his desk and walks over to Diamond and Destiny) Diamond: Destiny, say hi to Panther! Say hi! C'mon Destiny! Destiny: (pointing at Panther) FAT!! Panther: (Angry look/long silence) Diamond: Panther… Panther: She called me fat! Diamond: No she di… Panther: Diamond…the little girl called me fat! Diamond: No…that's…that's just her word for the week. She wasn't calling you fat! Destiny: Panther's fat! Panther: Da…Di!!! Diamond: (Trying not to laugh) She…didn't mean it! She… Panther: The hell she didn't! I AM NOT FAT, DAMN IT! I DON'T HAVE AN OUNCE OF FAT ON MY BODY! YOU KNOW I DON'T! Diamond: I know…just…don't worry about it. Anyway, Crazy Nate's busy tonight, and I know you don't like kidz…but… Panther: Di… Diamond: Please, Panther? Panther: Little girl called me fat! Diamond: Just until I wrestle my match. Please Panther baby. (Puppy dog eyes) Do it for me. Panther: (Blushing) Um…aight. You're lucky I like you. Diamond: (Smiles) Yeah, I know. Now Destiny, be good. Destiny: (Pointing at Panther) Ugly! Panther: YOUR MOTHER'S UGLY…oh shoot. I'm sorry Di! Diamond: That's ok. Just…be good…both of you! (Diamond gives Panther a kiss before walking out of the room. The camera cuts back to the parking lot, where we see Too Xtreme entering the arena. Referees Jim Jonathan and Ruby are standing by the back door) RB: Hey!!! Hey! Jonathan and Ruby: Huh? RB: Hey…uh…Black Blood here yet? Ruby: Yeah…they've been here for a while. RB: Aight…good! Kaos: This sh*t is on, now!!!! Jericho: Yeah! DD: What the hell?! VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, Rick Bruiser will face T Money for the Universal Title…but what does Too Xtreme want with Black Blood?! Darkest Desires Vs Sabrina Wilson (The lights go out, and "The Way You Like It" by Adema plays over the PA system, and the crowd boos loudly as Tristram and Darkest Desires appear on stage through a cloud of white smoke) VJ: There they are, ladies and gentlemen! DD: Damn right it's them, and I'm begging these Desert Dickheads to show Black Blood a little respe… VJ: Will you watch you're language?! You can't say that on TV! DD: Why not?! VJ: We apologize, ladies and gentlemen! Darkest Desires getting ready to do battle with…OH MY GOD, IT'S RAGE!!!!! DD; WHAT?!?!?!! VJ: RAGE!!!! RAGE FROM OUT OF NOWHERE JUST BLASTED TRISTRAM IN THE SKULL WITH THAT CHAIR!!! TRISTRAM IS DOWN!!! TRISTRAM IS DOWN AND RAGE IS WEARING HIS ASS OUT, DAVE!!! DD: That little idiot! What the hell is he doing out here?! VJ: Rage was signed to an Electric Cage match against both Blood Hounds here tonight, and it looks to me like he's trying to get a jump the competition…and here comes T Money now!!! T Money on his way out here with that sledgehammer…and Rage makes a quick escape through the crowd!!!! Can you believe this, Dave?! DD: I can't believe what kinda coward that idiot Rage has turned out to be! And he used to be my hero! VJ: Tristram damn near got his head knocked off…and look at Darkest Desires! Her man ain't doing too good right now! DD: For the last time you Canadian Crackhead, she is not his man…I mean he is not a man…I mean…just lick my grapes and shut up! VJ: Idiot. (As Darkest Desires is helping Tristram out on the ramp, "I'm Real" (Murder Remix) hits over the PA system and the crowd goes crazy as Sabrina Wilson appears on stage alongside The Player) DD: Uh oh! Look out, guys! VJ: It's Sabrina!!! Sabrina Wilson along with the Player! They're headed down the ramp to ringside…and look at that look in the eyes of Darkest Desires! She doesn't know what to do! DD: Well I can tell her exactly what she needs to do! She needs to get awa--OH!!!! VJ: OH MY!!!! SABRINA WITH A CLOTHESLINE JUST NAILED DARKEST DESIRES!!!!! AND ANOTHER ONE SENDS DESIRES TUMBLING DOWN THE RAMP!!! Sabrina Wilson is ready!!! She came ready for a fight, and she's damn sure gonna get one! She's---SON OF A BITCH, NO!!! T MONEY…HARLEM DEATHLOCK ON SABRINA!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!? DD: HAHAHA! Get her, T!!! VJ: What is the meaning of this, damn it!! DD: She had no business putting her hands on Desires like that! She's getting exactly what she…HEY!!! What the hell?!?! VJ: Look at the Player now!!! The Player tearing into T Money with hard right hands!!!! He's got that sledgehammer! Player has the sledgehammer, and this time it's T Money heading into the crowd!!! T Money making a quick escape, and the Player is on his ass, Dave! Player going right after the Universal Champion!!! DD: Somebody call the police! That damn Player… VJ: The Player has gone after T Money…Tristram is out of it on the ramp! Desires is in the ring…and will you look at that look in the eyes of Sabrina Wilson! Sabrina…Sabrina's headed down to the ring! Sabrina's ready to whoop some ass, Dave! DD: No she's not! Get away, Dark…OH!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!!! VJ: There's the bell and this match is on!!! Desires and Sabrina!!! Desires and Sabrina…and look at Sabrina Wilson go!!! Right hands right to the side of the head! Right to the face!! Darkest Desires is being rocked, ladies and gentlemen! DD: This damn Sabrina Wilson is just as bad as that convict boyfriend of hers! VJ: She's got her by the hair now!!! Sabrina Wilson…dragging Darkest Desires around the ring by her hair…OOOOOH MY!!!!!!! Desires just whipped across the ring by her hair…and this crowd is going absolutely crazy!!!! Sabrina Wilson is all over the Darkest Desires! DD: I'd like to call a timeout! VJ: Timeout…what do you mean timeout?! This is wrestling damn it! DD: Well this bitch Sabrina Wilson should be ejected for unnecessary roughness! She cannot do--ooh! VJ: Big kick to the gut of Desires sends her back into the buckle…and another hard stomp to the midsection! And another! And…Sabrina Wilson is stomping a mudhole in the midsection of Darkest Desires!!! Desires getting the holy hell beat out of her, and watch this now! Sabrina setting up for something…OH! Snap suplex takes her over! Hook of the leg…1…2…no!!!! Desires able to get the shoulder up!!! Sabrina Wilson is a house of fire in the early stages of this match-up…and look at Desires!! Desires trying to beg off! DD: She's not begging, Vince! She's just…well…look at this Wilson character, Vince. I don't think she showered today! VJ: Oh, she showered, and she's about to shower Darkest Desires with--OH NO!! DD: HAHA! VJ: Handful of tights just sent Sabrina Wilson hard into the buckle…AND LOOK AT THIS!!!! DARKEST DESIRES…DESIRES UNLOADING ON SABRINA IN THE BUCKLE!!! DESIRES ALL OVER SABRINA WILLSON WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS…c'mon damn it! DD: No, no, Vince! All that cheating Sabrina Wilson got away with! Now Darkest Desires is fixing to show her just how it's done! VJ: Well--OH!! Bulldog by Desires just sent Sabrina's head bouncing off the mat! The hooks of the leg…1…2…NO!!! Only a 2 count! Sabrina Wilson refusing to be put away…oh! Hard stomp to the midsection by Desires. And another one. Darkest Desires apparently trying to slow things down. She's got Sabrina by the hair…and there's a HARD chop right to the chest of Sabrina!!! And another one sends her back to the buckle! And a 3rd! Darkest Desires lighting that chest up, Dave, and what's she do… DD: OH HOO HO!!! YEAH! STRIP HER!!! STRIP HER!!! VJ: Will you…Desires ripping the top right off of Sabrina Wilson!!! Exposing a little more of that chest…and this crowd seems to like it---GOOD GOD WHAT A CHOP!!!! DD: HAHA! I think she chopped her bra off, Vince. VJ: Sabrina Wilson is writhing in pain here, and Desires brings her back out to the center of the ring…setting up for a suplex it looks like…YES! Vertical suplex by Desires, and Sabrina Wilson…oh, she's hurt! DD: What did you expect, Vince? I mean…Darkest Desires is the Queen of Darkness! The Queen of Black Blood! This is nothing but a near-perfect, Black Blood ass whipping! Sabrina Wilson made the biggest mistake of her…uh oh! She's going up! VJ: Darkest Desires looks to be headed to the top rope! Sabrina still down in the center of the ring…what's she going for here? DD: Something near-perfect, Vince! VJ: Sabrina Wilson still motionless on the mat…Desires…she may be taking a little too much time here! Darkest Desires… DD: Here it is, Vince! Diamond, pay attention--OH NO!! VJ: OH MY!!!! SHE MOVED!!!!! SABRINA WILSON DODGES THE MOONSAULT, AND DESIRES GOT NOTHING BUT CANVAS!!! DD: Damn it, Vince! Get in there and help her! VJ: Both women down on the mat…and this crowd trying to get behind Sabrina! Trying their hardest to get Sabrina Wilson back into this thing? Will it work? Can Sabrina pull this thing out, Dave? DD: No! VJ: Well screw you! Desires back to her feet now…OH!! Sabrina with a double leg takedown…uh oh! DD: NO! She cannot…c'mon, Vince! This isn't fair! She cannot do this to the beautiful face of---OOOH!!! VJ: SLINGSHOT!!!! SABRINA WILSON JUST SENT DARKEST DESIRES FACEFIRST OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! Desires is out!!! She is out!!! Sabrina with the cover…1…2…thr---NO!!!! Good God, it was just a 2!!!! DD: Oh my goodness! Vince, any normal woman would be dead after that move!!! VJ: You've gotta hand it to Darkest Desires, but watch Sabrina here! She's got her again…. DD: C'mon, no! Not another one! VJ: Could it be another slingsh--oh my!!!! Look at this!! Darkest Desires…going around and around and around and around…Sabrina Wilson with a good old fashioned Big Swing…AND SENDS DESIRES FLYING ACROSS THE RING!!! She hit hard off the canvas…but look at Sabrina!!! I think…I think she made herself dizzy after that move! DD: Stupid bitch!!! Get up, Dark! VJ: Darkest Desires is out of it on the mat! Sabrina trying to regain her equilibrium…is she…is she headed to the top?! Sabrina Wilson…she's headed to the top rope!!!! Darkest Desires is down!!! Sabrina Wilson…Sabrina Wilson getting ready to fly!! Here we go…BIG SPLASH CONNECTS!!!!!! That's all!!! That's all!!! 2…NO!!!! DESIRES GOT THE FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! DAMN IT! DD: Vince, for once in your life will you be unbiased? That bitch Sabrina Wilson is trying to kil… VJ: Wait just a minute! Tristram on his way down to the ring… DD: Yeah! C'mon, Tristram! Help Desires! Help her! VJ: I'm not sure if the 82nd Airborne could help Darkest Desires right here! Sabrina Wilson has her in the center of the ring…I've got a feeling this thing is about to be all! Darkest Desires is out of it, and Sabrina has her by the hair! Sabrina Wilson…boot to the midsection…she's got Desires setup… DD: No! NOOOOO!!! VJ: WILSON BOMB!!!!!!!! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! IT'S OVER FOLKS! IT'S OVER!!! THERE'S THE COVER…1…2…3!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!! 3!!!! DD: Oh my God! Vince, I think the referee's having a seizure! VJ: Seizure my ass! Tristram just yanked the official out to the floor!!! Sabrina had the match won, damn it!!! She had the damn match---Oh!!! BASEBALL SLIDE BY SABRINA JUST SENT TRISTRAM CRASHING INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!! DD: What the…she can't do th--AAAAHHHH!!! VJ: SLINGSHOT CROSSBODY OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND LOOK AT SABRINA!!! SABRINA WILSON IS ALL OVER TRISTRAM ON THE ARENA FLOOR!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS!!! DD: Hell yeah I can believe it! Now I can see exactly what this slut sees in that idiot Player! Both of em are a couple of crackheads---OH! VJ: OH!! Boot right to the mouth…Tristram may have lost a tooth on that move, and now Sabrina's headed back into the ring to finish the job! She's taken out Tristram! She's taken out Desires, and now it's time to go in for the kill! Now is the time to--WAIT A MINUTE!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?! DD: HAHA! Vince… VJ: Desires just whipped Sabrina right in the face!!! Right in the---OH! THERE'S THE DARK COMBINATION!!!!! DARK COMBINATION ON SABRINA WILSON!!! Hey ref!!!!! Hey ref, no!!!! No!!! 1…2…3!!!!! DD: HAHA! Ding Ding Ding!!! Announcer: Here is your winner: Darkest Desires!!!!! DD: HAHA! Vince, that was a near-perfect victory! VJ: That was a near-perfect screwjob! DD: What?! VJ: The official was yanked to the outside…Sabrina had the match won, and Darkest Desires used that whip… DD: Whip?! VJ: Hell yeah she used a whip! The referee was out on the floor… DD: Wait a minute, Vince! I'm not gonna have you accusing Darkest Desires of cheating! Black Blood has honor! They don't cheat! VJ: They just cheated the hell outta Sabrina Wilson, and Darkest Desires steals this thing! Sabrina…damn! (The camera cuts backstage, where we see Rick Bruiser walking through the hallways) VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, there you see Rick Bruiser! Later tonight, he'll face the Universal Champion T Money…wait a minute…is he…is he headed out here?! ***Commercial*** (The scene opens in the interview area, where we see Rage standing with Amy Dumas) AD: Welcome back to FNS, I'm back here with the One Man Riot, Rage, who later on tonight must face the Blood Hounds in a handicap electric cage match. Any comments… Rage: Well Amy, Firestorm thinks he's punishing me by putting me in this match! Sending his boys to try and take me out! Well you just saw what happens when you send people after the One Man Riot, because now the hunted has become the hunter! (Crowd cheers in the background) Amy, right now, my friend Johnny Havok isn't the only one with personal problems. I've got a few of my own, and because of them, this will likely be my last NFWA card for a while. AD: Wait a minute…are you saying you're leaving the NFWA? Rage: I'm not leaving, Amy. I'm just taking a little break to get my personal life in order, and believe me, I will be back! But since tonight is gonna be my last night for a while, I figure…why not have a little fun? (Sinister smile) So tonight, Amy, believe me, I'm gonna what I want, when I want, and raise all kinda hell here in the NFWA! And if you don't believe that, then watch this…(shoves Amy down) DD: What the hell…OH NO!!!! THAT'S KV!!!!! VJ: What the…OH MY GOODNESS!!! RAGE!!! RAGE DOING A NUMBER ON SCARLET KV BACK IN THE LOCKER ROOM! DD: Who the hell does he think he is, Johnson--OH!!! VJ: KV JUST THROWN HEADFIRST INTO THAT STEEL DOOR BY RAGE! RAGE HAS JUST ASSAULTED THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION…AND HE'S GOT ANOTHER CHAIR! RAGE AS ANOTHER CHA---OH!!! RIGHT TO THE FACE!!!!! RIGHT TO THE FACE!!!! SCARLET KV IS OUT!!!!! HE IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT!!! DD: That no good…oh…YEAH! GET HIM, GUYS! GET HIM! VJ: THAT'S THE BLOOD HOUNDS!!! TRISTRAM AND T MONEY GOING AFTER RAGE, AND RAGE GETTING OUT OF DODGE! OH MY GOODNESS!!! (The Blood Hounds chase Rage out of the picture as KV lies on the ground next to the chair. The camera then cuts to ringside, where "WHOA" starts up over the PA system. The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Rick Bruiser walks out onto the stage and heads down the entrance ramp to ringside. He slides into the ring, calls for a mic and signals for the tech crew to cut the music) VJ: Well, ladies and gentlemen…we're being joined by Rick Bruiser… DD: Look, Vince, you know I'm a Rick Bruiser fan, but damn it, a near-perfect man could be dead back there! Can we get some help, please?! VJ: Rage said he was gonna raise some hell tonight…last week he attacked and injured the X-Treme Champion Psyko Stevo…but right now is Bruiser out here! What the hell does Rick Bruiser have on his mind? Rick: Black Blood, T Money I know you are in the building. I know that one or all of you dumb son of a bitches are here so I am going to make this short and sweet, get your no good shit eating horse banging, finger fuckin ass out here. T, tonight, is the night. No more running boy. The time has come. For the first time in your short ass career, we are going one on one. And for the first time in your ridiculous career you are going to lose. You cant match up to me and you cant beat me in a singles match. So get your ass out here. (Suddenly, 2 fireballs flare up in the rafters and crash into the stage as "The Bloodline Anthem" hits the PA system and Jericho comes out looking like T MOney. He has a bandana with baggy jeans and a Fubu shirt. His boxers are hanging out and he has a 40oz in his hand. The crowd is laughing there ass off.) VJ: uh oh! DD: Rick…you in some trouble, boy! VJ: That's no imitation! That's the real T Money…and he does not look happy, folks! DD: Well Vince, if somebody came out here and imitated you…well I don't think anybody could get their head that far up their ass, but if they did, would you be happy?! VJ: Hell no I wouldn't be happy! T Money…and there's Tristram right behind him! The Blood Hounds are headed down to the ring! Ladies and gentlemen, things are fixing to pick up right here! Right now!!!!! The Blood Hounds hit the ring…AND THERE THEY GO!!!!!! DD: OH MY GOSH!!! VJ: THE BLOOD HOUNDS!!! T MONEY AND TRISTRAM GOING AT IT WITH BRUISER AND JERICHO!!! WE'VE GOT A PIER SIXER BREAKING OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RI--AND HERE COMES TOO XTREME!!!! KAOS AND NICK! KAOS AND NICK BRUISER!!!! THE BLOOD HOUNDS ARE OUTNUMBERED!!! DD: This is outta control, Vince!!! This is…oh my God!! VJ: IT'S REAVER!!! HELL LORD REAVER AND VENOM HIT THE RING!!! THE ODDS HAVE BEEN EVENED…AND WE'VE GOT A FIGHT ON OUR HANDS!!!! BLACK BLOOD AND TOO XTREME! BLACK BLOOD AND TOO XTREME--GOOD GOD, WHAT A SHOT BY BRUISER!!!! T MONEY GOES DOWN…WE'VE GOT OFFICIALS OUT HERE!! ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE, FOLKS… DD: You ain't lying, Johnson! These idi--oh my God! Look out, Tristram!!! OH! VJ: Kaos just nailed Tristram from behind!!! Reaver and Jericho going at it! Venom and Nick Bruiser!!! Fans, we've gotta take a break!!! Don't go away, more FNS when we come back! ***Commercial*** (The scene opens backstage, where we see Firestorm walking through the hallways. He turns down a corridor, walks up to a door marked "Riot Makerz" and bursts inside, where Ice Cube and Rage are seated on a bench) Ice Cube: (Startled) What the f*ck?! Firestorm: Shut your damn mouth! I didn't come here for you, but I don't have a problem kicking your ass! (Points at Rage) Who the hell do you think you are? Rage: (Stands up) Firestorm: No! You sit your ass down! Lemme tell you something, Rage! You can't go around here doing whatever the f*ck you want! You're not in charge around here! I AM! I'm the Commish, damn it! Rage: Do you think I really give a damn who you are?! Firestorm: Oh you'd better! Lemme tell ya, I got Panther to worry about tonight! We got the Bruiser around here f*cking with Black Blood! I've got enough sh*t to worry without worrying about your punk ass! So I'm giving you a warning…either you sit back here with Ice Cube and don't piss me off, or I'm gonna do something that's gonna make you wish you never heard the name Firestorm! Rage: (laughs) So what are you gonna do about it?! Huh? You gonna sign me to another cage match! 5 on 1 match! Everybody against Black Blood?! What?! Firestorm: (Evil look) Just DON'T PISS ME OFF!!!! (Firestorm turns and storms out of the room. The camera cuts out to ringside for the next match) The Magdra Vs Staks ("All Eyes on Me" by Tupac plays over the PA system and the crowd gives a mixed reaction as Staks hops over the guardrail and slides into the ring. He leaps on the middle rope, raises his arms into the air and dozens of camera flashes go off in the crowd. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and "Never Again" by Ja Rule hits the PA system. The crowd boos as the Magdra walks out onto the stage alongside Ahmad Itani and Lisa. The trio walks down the entrance ramp, Magdra slides into the ring and goes face to face with Staks as the music dies down. Referee Jim Jonathan calls for the bell) Ding Ding Ding!!! VJ: Staks and The Magdra ready to get it on here and we have the Universal Champion T Money sitting here to do commentary. T Money, what do you have to say about Too Xtreme's ridiculous parody of you. Ding Ding Ding!!! Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, THE MAGDRA!!!!!! VJ: T Money has just screwed Staks in that match. Wow. DD: He should be in jail for that. He is the Universal Champ and he thinks he can do whatever he wants? Wait til I tell my good buddy Rick what he has done. VJ: T Money is going under the ring for something. The Magdra is up from that chairshot and he doesnt know what the hell has just happened. He is celebrating now. DD: He won the match all by himself. VJ: Staks is getting up a little bit. T Money is in the ring with a slegdehammer. What in the blue hell is going to do with that now? DD: He aint going to fix the ring thats for sure. VJ: Staks is wobbling and his knees are weak. The Magdra is still in the ring and is high fiving T Money. Are T Money and The Magdra in cahoots??? DD: I wouldnt doubt it. VJ: Staks is up now and he is cussing out T Money. The Magdra from behing holding Staks. WAIT A MINUTE. T MONEY HAS LEVELED STAKS WITH THAT SLEGDEHAMMER OVER THE HEAD. HE IS BUSTED OPEN. STAKS IS DEAD!!!!! STAKS IS A GONNER!!!! STAKS IS DEAD FOLKS!!!! SON OF A BITCH!!! DD: I cannot beleive what the hell I just saw. T money has lost it. T Money has lost his freakin mind. The Magdra and T Money are in cahoots. VJ: T Money is stopping in the middle of the ring. He turns Magrda around and WHOA!!!! MAGDRA HAS BEEN NAILED BY THE SLEGDEHAMMER. T MONEY HAS STRUCK AGAIN!!! MAGDRA'S HEAD HAS BEEN TAKEN OFF. THE SLEGDEHAMMER HAS BEEN BROKEN OVER HIS HEAD. WE NEED SOME EMT'S OUT HERE NOW!!!!! DD: Thats it Im busting out my pistol. VJ: The crowd is shocked here. Two men are lying in blood and T Money is leaving to the back. Staks and Magdra are laying in there own blood. NFWA is doesnt getting any better... DD: ..or bloodier... VJ: Or Bloodier than this. Our Universal Champ is a psycho and he has his match coming up later tonight for his belt against Rick Bruiser. DD: My money is on Rick. I hope he brings that sorry punk ass bitch back down to reality and show him who is the King of the Universe. (The camera cuts back to Panther's office, where we see he and Destiny sitting on the sofa looking at a photo album) Destiny: (Pointing at a picture) Who's that? Panther: That's Chris Jericho. Back in the WWF, we got paired up as unlikely tag team partners and beat the New Age Outlaws for the Tag Team Titles…now that I think about it, he never gave me that slice of cake he promised me! Stingy bastard! Destiny: (Points at another picture) Mommy?! Panther: Mo…no! That's not Mommy! That's Chyna! (Laughs) Stupid kid. Destiny: Chyna looks like Mommy. Panther: You know…everybody says that! Personally, I don't see the resemblance. (Suddenly, the door opens and Tina walks in. She's wearing her ring gear, and her hair is dyed pink with black streaks in her pigtails) Tina: Hey Panther…(looks at Destiny) who's the kid? Panther: Diamond's. Tina: Oh wait a minute…she's got you babysitting now? Panther: So? I babysat your ass for a good 2 years. The baby shouldn't be a problem! Tina: (Sits down next to Panther) Oh, you're so funny, Panther. So…you remember what we talked about? (Leans over to kiss him) Panther: Whoa, whoa! Wait a minute Pinky Brewster! Tina: What's wrong? Panther: (Under his breath) I told you…that convo never happened! Tina: (Under her breath) So? Nobody's here but the kid. And who's she gonna tell? Destiny: (Pointing at Tina) BOZO!!!! Tina: (Gasps) Panther: (Trying not to laugh) Um…just ignore her! Crazy Nate slipped some bad crack into her apple juice earlier. But listen…don't worry about the match with Diamond! Everything's set, and after we drop Da Bomb on Diamond, it's gonna be me and you, and we're gonna declare our love in front the world? Ok….sweetie? Tina: Ok, Panther. I love you. Panther: (Smiles) Yeah…well I think you're swell too…now go get ready, you're up next. (Tina pats Panther on the shoulder before getting up to leave. She walks over to the door, stops, turns and blows Panther a kiss. Panther blows one right back at her, Tina giggles and walks out of the room) Panther: (Smirks) Bitch. Destiny: Bitch! Panther: Hey, watch your mouth! (The camera cuts to the women's locker room, where we see Diamond adjusting her knee and elbow pads) DD: Ya know something, Vince, I think Tina's the only one on the face of this earth that doesn't know Panther's playing her ass! VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, stay with us! When we return, it's Diamond and Tina! Sledgehammer on a pole. Women's Title on the line! Both careers are on the line! We'll be back! ***Commercial for Joanie Laurer's Playboy Video…January 22nd…followed by an X-LAX commercial!**** NFWA Rewind FNS (12/7/01): VJ: Tina has laid out all 3 women in this match with that steel chair! What the hell has gotten into her, Dave? DD: Well, you heard her, Johnson! Diamond is a worthless slut! She has no right being with Pa… VJ: Hey wait a minute! Tina setting Diamond's head on that chair! What the hell is she…oh my God, NO! No! She's got a sledgehammer! DD: HAHA! Vince… VJ: This isn't funny! Tina…she's got that sledgehammer! What's she gonna…NO! TINA! NO!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! (The crowd boos loudly, as chants of "Holy Sh*t" echo throughout the arena) VJ: Diamond…oh my God…she killed her!!! Women's Title Sledgehammer on a Pole Match: Diamond (Champion) Vs Tina ("Nasty Girl" by Jadakiss blasts over the PA system and the crowd boos loudly. The arena lights dim, flashing pink, purple and blue spotlights flash over the entrance as Tina walks out onto the stage with a huge smile on her face. She raises her arms into the air, does a couple of sexy poses before walking down the entrance ramp to ringside. She climbs up the ringstairs, slowly steps through the ropes, walks towards the center of the ring and does a little twirl as her music dies down. The lights return to normal, "Black Diamond" blasts over the PA system and the crowd cheers wildly. Pink, purple and red spotlights flash over the stage as Diamond walks out onto the stage with her custom-made Women's Title belt around her waist. She holds up her hands in a diamond shape, points at Tina then walks down the ramp with a look of determination on her face. She drops her belt in the aisle, slides into the ring and goes right after Tina as referee Stephanie Jenkins calls for the bell) Ding Ding Ding!!! VJ: OH!!! Diamond going right after Tina and there's the bell!! These 2 women trading blows in the center of the ring, as that huge sledgehammer hangs high above the ring! DD: Ya know something, Vince, seeing that pole up there gets me in the mood for some good old fashioned Jell-O pudding! VJ: And some goat headcheese? DD: Hell yeah, mothafucka! Ya can't have pudding without goat cheese! VJ: (Smiling) We apologize for Dave's language! Oh! Diamond getting the upper hand here! Forearms connecting right to the jaw of Tina!!! Irish whip sends Tina into the ropes…Tina ducks the clothesline…Tina coming off the other side, and Diamond ducks one of her own! Tina off the ropes again…OH!!!!! BIIIIG POWERSLAM BY THE CHAMPION!!!! TINA GOES UP AND OVER, AND THERE'S THE COVER…NO SHE'S NOT GOING FOR THE COVER!!! DIAMOND HAMMERING AWAY WITH RAPID-FIRE RIGHTS TO THE HEAD OF TINA!!!!! THIS CROWD IS GOING CRAZY, DAVE!!! DD: And they ain't the only ones, Vince! That damn Diamond's lost her mind! VJ: Well I don't blame her! Her career is on the line, not to mention that she wants revenge for that sledgehammer shot Tina gave her over a month ag--OH!!!! Hard chop to the chest!!!! And another one sends Tina back to the buckle! And look at Diamond! Burying the boot to the midsection! Stomping a mudhole in Tina and walking it dry!! And now where's she going?! Tina headed over to…OH! SHE'S GOING FOR THE SLEDGEHAMMER!!! DD: Uh oh! Here we go, Vince! VJ: Diamond going up for the sle--OH!!! TINA FROM BEHIND JUST CLIPPED THE KNEE OF THE WOMEN'S CHAMPION!!! AND LOOK AT TINA GO TO WORK!!!!!! LIKE A DAMN SHARK THAT TASTES BLOOD… DD: HAHA! Lemme make something clear, Vince, I can't stand that bitch Tina, but I've been waiting a long time for somebody to put that no good tramp Diamond in her place…HAHAHA!! VJ: OH!!!! TINA DRIVES THAT KNEE RIGHT INTO THE INSERTION OF DIAMOND'S KNEE!!!!! AND AGAIN!!!! That's a smart move by Tina! If Diamond can't stand, she can't climb the ropes and get that sledgehammer! DD: Yeah. I gotta tell ya…Panther may be regretting tricking Tina into making this a career match! He could lose his girlfriend, Vince! VJ: Tina dragging Diamond out to the center of the ring now! What's she setting up for here…OH!!!!! Once again, that knee driven right into the insertion!!! Diamond writhing in pain, and take a look at Tina! Tina with a modified spinning toe hold here! DD: Do submissions count in this match? VJ: Hell yeah they do---OH!!!! SMALL PACKAGE BY DIAMOND!!!!! 1…2…3!!!! NO! Tina kicked out before the 3…AND RIGHT BACK TO THE KNEE OF THE WOMEN'S CHAMPION!!!! DD: HAHA! Ya know something, Vince…she says she's the Baddest Chick in the game, and I'm starting to believe her! VJ: She could be calling herself the Women's Champ after this match…where's she going? Tina just hopped out to the floor…is she headed over here? DD: Don't sound so shocked. There ain't a woman alive that can resist the old Delaware charm…hey wait a minute! VJ: She just tossed the timekeeper out of his chair…oh boy! DD: PITTSBURGH!!!!!! VJ: Wha…what?! DD: (Brief silence) I mean STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!! VJ: Tina's gonna introduce a chair into this match! Tina tosses the chair into the ring! Diamond is down on the mat…and we could be getting ready to see the end of this match! DD: Hey Vince, last time we saw Tina around a chair and a sledgehammer, we didn't see Diamond again for a month! VJ: Well if she does it here, we may never see Diamond again! DD: OOOOOH TINA, C'MON!!! VJ: Stop it! Diamond trying to get back to her feet, but Tina's got that chair! Tina winding up… DD: Hey, batter, batter--HEY!!!!! WHAT IN THE WORLD?! VJ: DIAMOND!! SHE JUST PULLED OUT A CHAIN AND SHE'S CHOKING THE LIFE OUTTA TINA!!! A PAGE OUTTA THE BOOK OF TINA'S SISTER JOA--OH NO!!! JAWBREAKER BY TINA, AND DOWN GOES DIAMOND!!! DD: HAHA! Can you believe it, Vinnie?! We could be just moments away from never having to see that slut Diamond again! I love it! VJ: I figured you would, but I know damn sure Panther's not loving it! DD: F*ck him! Firestorm's gonna whoop his ass later, but right now, Tina…yeah! Go get the hammer! Get it!!! HAHAHA! VJ: Tina's climbing the turnbuckle! Diamond hasn't moved since getting hit with that jawbreaker! Tina's home free…AND SHE'S GOT THE HAMMER!!! DAMN IT, SHE HAS THE HAMMER!!! DD: Oh Diamond!!! VJ: Diamond is still down, and Tina has the damn hammer! Oh God…don't tell me! Don't tell me she's gonna…she's standing over Diamond with the hammer! DD: Set your VCR's folks! This is it! This is it right here… VJ: Nooo…OH MY GOODNESS SHE MOVED!!!!!! DIAMOND WAS ABLE TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY…THE HAMMER'S STUCK! DD: What?! VJ: Tina just knocked a hole in the canvas, and the hammer's stuck!!!! DD: No way, Vince!! C'mon, Tina! VJ: Tina trying to get that hammer out of the mat, but watch Diamond! Diamond has that chair! Diamond has the chair!!! DD: Um…Tina!!! Forget the hammer! Diamond's got the steel! Diamond's got the STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL--OH NO!!! VJ: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD GOD WHAT A SHOT!!!!!!! DIAMOND…FROM BEHIND JUST WAFFLED TINA UPSIDE THE HEAD…YOU COULDA HEARD THAT SHOT ALL THE WAY IN CHINA, DAVE! DD: Oh, you and your jokes! It ain't over yet, Johnson! Oh…poor Tina! VJ: Tina…she's been busted wide open by that shot, and she's trying to get back to her feet! But Diamond's waiting on her! Diamond waiting on the Superwoman…and a hard right hand catches her on the jaw!! And a forearm show sends her right back into the buckle! Irish whip by Diamond sends Tina to the other side…oh boy! DD: Oh no!!! VJ: Dave…you know what we're about to see here! Diamond signaling for it…this capacity crowd is making some noise!!!! DD: Damn it, Tina! Move! Move! VJ: Here it is…DIAMOND ELBOW!!!!!!! RIGHT ON THE MONEY!!!! The Women's Champion is on fire…and look at Tina! Slumping all the way down to the canvas…she pointed at the hammer! Diamond just pointed at the hammer!!! DD: Oh no! No!! Tina…damn it, Tina! If you win this match I swear to God you'll be my hero! VJ: Diamond…Diamond trying to pull that hammer out of the mat now!!! Diamond pulling…Tina is out of it in the buckle! We could be seeing the beginning of the end! DD: She's gotta get it outta there first…she can't! The hammer's stuck! VJ: How far down there did that thing go?! Diamond…trying as hard as she can to get that hammer outta there…hey wait a minute! Tina's up…Tina's up---NO!!!!!!! DDTINA ON DIAMOND!!! DDTINA…DIAMOND IS DOWN!!! DIAMOND IS OUT! THIS ONE IS OVER!!!! 1…2…thr…she pulled her up! Good God why the HELL did she just pull Diamond up! DD: Cuz she ain't done with her yet, Johnson! She's gonna put on the finishing touches, then she's gonna win the Women's Title, then she's gonna be back in the NFWA, and we will NEVER EVER EVER EVER hafta see that bitch Diamond again!!! This is great! VJ: Hey wait! It's Panther! DD: Hey P-Diddy! Kiss your girlfriend goodbye!!! VJ: Panther headed out here…he's got Destiny and a duffel bag…what the hell is he up to? DD: I dunno, Vince, but…OH! SHE'S GOT THE HAMMER!!! VJ: What?! Oh no! No! Tina's got that sledgehammer! Tina pulled the hammer out of the mat! Diamond is barely moving after the DDTina! DD: This is it, Johnson! This is it… VJ: What is Panther doing? Panther calling referee Jenkins out to the floor…what on Earth… DD: Stephanie, ya no good slut, get back into the ring so that you can count…did he just say what I think he said?! VJ: Panther…I think…(chuckles) I think Panther just said that Destiny has wet herself, and he's ordering the official to change her?!?! What on Earth… DD: HAHA! I think that is what he said, Vince! He's making Stephanie Jenkins change Destiny… VJ: Oh my God…I've never…I am not believing what I'm seeing! This is something unlike anything I've seen in all my years of watching this great sport! And look back in the ring! Tina has Diamond's head setup on that steel chair! This is how she put Diamond out last time!!! She's got the sledgehammer! Tina… DD: Here it comes…WAIT A MINUTE!!! VJ: Panther in the ring! Panther…oh! He just snatched that sledgehammer out of Tina's hands… DD: What the hell…he's not gonna hit Tina is he?! VJ: I wouldn't blame him if he did! Panther wielding that sledgeham--GOOOD GOD NO!!!!!!! DD: What in the World…OH!!!!!!! VJ: OH!!!! PANTHER HIT TINA!!!! PANTHER …HE FAKED LIKE HE WAS GONNA HIT DIAMOND…AND JUST BASHED TINA'S BRAINS IN WITH THAT HAMMER!!!! TINA IS DOWN!!! AND PANTHER…I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THAT! DD: You beast!!! How can he do that to a woman, Vince! She's a woman! VJ: Because the bitch did it to him, and she got exactly what she deserved! DD: Damn it Stephanie, put that kid down and disqualify her!!!!!! VJ: Stephanie still on the outside with Destiny…she's actually changing Diamond's daughter in the middle of the match! And now look at Diamond! She just set Tina up on the steel chair! Tina hasn't moved a muscle since getting hit with that sledgehammer by Panther, and now Diamond is going up with the hammer! Diamond is headed to the top rope with the sledgehammer!!! DD: Vince…she is not gonna do what I think she's gonna do…is she?! VJ: Paybacks are a bitch!!!!! DD: NOOOOO….OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!! (Crowd cheers wildly and chants "Holy Sh*t" in the background) VJ: Diamond!!! Diving sledgehammer shot off the top rope! Tina…she has gotta be dead! You can't tell me that she's not dead!!!! Diamond with the cover… DD: Stephanie…NOOOOO!!! VJ: 1…2…3!!!! TINA IS GONE!!!!!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!!!! Announcer: Here is your winner and STILL NFWA Women's Champion: DIAMOND!!!!! DD: BULLSH*T!!!! VJ: Diamond has done it!!! The diving sledgehammer shot has done the trick, and Tina doesn't have a career anymore! Tina…she is done, folks! DD: Is she gone from the GNL too! VJ: She's gone from wrestling period! And there you see the Women's Champion Diamond…celebrating with Panther and her daughter Destiny…what a win for the Queen of Extreme! DD: That was so cheap!!! I gotta tell ya, Vince, I've seen Panther do some lowdown, dirty sh*t in his career, but that was the lowest of the low! I don't like Tina, but damn it, the girl's in love with him…and he does that to her! VJ: Well if she's in love with him, she's sure got a funny way of showing it! Tina is gone, Panther and Diamond are together, and all is right with the world! DD: Ahh kiss my ass! (The camera cuts back to the locker room, where we see Rage walking towards the ring) VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, there's Rage! And when we come back, it's 2 on 1! Rage Vs the Tag Team Champions in an Electric Cage match! Don't go away! ***Commercial*** (When we return from the break, the cameras cut out to the parking lot, where we see Tina being loaded into an ambulance) VJ: We're back, ladies and gentlemen…more FNS and there you see the results of our last match. Tina being loaded into an ambulance after catching not 1 but 2 sledgehammer shots to the head at the hands of Panther and Diamond! You really hate to see any superstar facing such a devastating injury…but you can't say that Tina didn't get exactly what she deserved! DD: You coldhearted bastard! How can you say that?! VJ: Because it wasn't a month ago when she did the exact same thing to both Panther and Diamond! DD: Yeah, but she didn't come off the top rope on either of them! Nobody deserves that, Vince! VJ: Well she played with fire and she just got burned! And now she's gone! She's done! Her career is over! DD: Yeah, well we're gonna be saying the same thing about Panther after Firestorm gets done with his ass! You just watch! Electric Cage Match: The Blood Hounds Vs Rage (Pyro explodes in the rafter as and "Who's Next" by DMX blasts over the PA system as flashing red and yellow spotlights swarm the arena. Sparks fly up from the electric cage as it lowers from the rafters and covers the ring [where the ring ropes have been replaced with barbwire]. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and "After the Eulogy" by Boy Sets Fire" blasts over the PA system. Red lights flicker everywhere. Two huge infernos blast up from under the stage. Rage steps out, and the crowd goes nuts! Rage walks down the entrance ramp, steps through the cage door and into the ring. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and 2 fireballs flare up in the rafters and crash into the stage. "The Bloodline Anthem" by DMX blasts over the PA system and the crowd boos loudly as Tristram and T Money walk out onto the stage with their singles titles over their shoulders and the Tag Team belts around their waists. They walk down the entrance ramp, climb through the cage door and referee Jim Jonathan calls for the bell) Ding Ding Ding!!!! DD: Whoa!!! VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, Rage not wasting anytime! Going right after T Money!!! He is all over the Universal Champion…. DD: Look out, T!!! That's Barbwire! That's barbwire!! VJ: OH!!! Tristram with a cheap shot over the shoulder of T Money catches Rage right between the eyes!! And another one sends Rage staggering across the ring! That cage is filled with all kinds of weapons…T Money has him by the hair! What the hell is he gonn--OH NO!!!!!!! DD: HAHAHA! VJ: NO!!!! Damn it…Rage…T Money just tossed him facefist into the electric cage!!! Rage… DD: Did you see those sparks fly?! VJ: Hell yeah I saw it! Rage may have just been shocked to death…T Money has a baker's sheet…AND HE JUST BASHED RAGE RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!!! Rage…THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!!!!! T Money is pounding Rage's head like a damn railroad spike…and damn it, Tristram has thumbtacks!!! Tristram pouring thumbtacks on the mat!!! C'mon… DD: Now wait a minute, Vince! Rage brought this on himself! Remember that! VJ: How the hell did he…Firestorm signed this match for no reason other than to punish Rage, and now…damn it, this ain't right!!! Tristram has Rage!!! Tristram dragging the One Man Riot over to the thumbtacks! No…Tristram…NO!!! GOOOD GOD…NO!!!! IMPLANT DDT ON THE TACKS!!!! ON THE DAMN THUMBTACKS!!! MY GOD, STOP THE MATCH!!! DD: HAHA!!! He just turned him from the One Man Riot to the One Man Pin Cushion! This is great! VJ: Rage with those tacks sticking out of his forehead…T Money with the cover…1…2…NO! HE KICKED OUT! DD: WHAT?! How the hell… VJ: Rage…my God, Rage it's not worth it, damn it!! This match is not worth ending your career for… DD: He's an idiot, Vince! He was back there talking about taking some time off for personal problems! Well when the Blood Hounds get done with him, he'll be spending that time in the hospital! VJ: T Money has Rage se…oh no!! Tristram headed up to the ropes…don't tell me…not a spike piledriver on the tacks! Not a spike pi--NO!!! Rage with a double leg takedown on T Money! Rage… DD: Oh no… VJ: Slingsho--OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! DD: TRISTRAM!!! VJ: T MONEY JUST SLINGSHOT RIGHT INTO HIS PARTNER, AND TRISTRAM'S HEAD BOUNCED RIGHT OFF THEELECTRIC CAGE! THE SPARKS JUST FLEW…my God! Here comes T Money now…he charges in at Rage…STUN GUN ON THE BARBWIRE!!!! T MONEY JUST DROPPED THROAT FIRST OFF THAT BARBWIRE!! AND LOOK AT RAGE GO!!! RAGE…RAPID FIRE RIGHT HANDS TO THE HEAD OF THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!!! HE WILL NOT GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT! HE WILL NOT GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT DAMN IT!!! HE'S GOT THAT COOKIE SHEET… DD: LOOK OUT, T… VJ: WHAM!!!! RIGHT TO THE BRAIN!!! DOWN GOES T MONEY! RAGE COULD DO IT HERE…1…2…FOOT ON THE ROP--OH MY GOODNESS! DD: T!!! That's barbwire!!! VJ: 1…2…TRISTRAM BREAKS UP THE COUNT!!! T Money just tried to put his foot on the barbwire ropes and paid for it! DD: He's gotta be careful, Vince. He's got that Universal Title match later on! VJ: Yeah…oh, T Money's leg just sliced open by that barbwire! DD: That damn Rage! He's gonna pay for that! VJ: Pay for what?! The jackass draped his leg across barbwire! And watch Rage! Rage hammering away with right hands to the head of Tristram! Irish whip…Tristram hits hard off the buckle! There's another Irish whip…Tristram's back just sent right into that barbwire! And now watch Rage! Handful of Tristram's hair…I think Tristram's about to get a taste of the STEEL, Dave! Here we go…NO!!!!!! Tristram counters with a swinging neckbreaker…and Rage… DD: If Rage had any fight left in him Tristram just knocked it out right there! VJ: Rage…all I've gotta say about Tristram is that he's damn lucky that he didn't get another taste of that steel. And look at these 2 now…both men trying to get back to their feet…right hand by Rage…Tristram with one of his own! And another one…OH NO!!!! RAGE…HE JUST FELL ONTO THOSE THUMBTACKS!!!! DD: Ooh! VJ: Those tacks right into the back of the One Man Riot, and look at T Money! T Money climbing those barbwire ropes…is that a…he's got a pipe!!! T Money climbing to the top with a lead pipe… DD: What the hell is he doing, Vi…OH!!!! VJ: OH GOD!!!! OH GOD…T MONEY WITH A MOONSAULT…THAT LEAD PIPE JUST DRIVEN RIGHT INTO THE FACE…GOOD LORD, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT!!! DD: Vince, this is a near-perfect ass kicking! You gotta love it! VJ: This is a glorified assassination attempt by that asshole Firestorm!!! (The camera cuts back to the Black Blood locker room, where we see Firestorm watching on a monitor) VJ: And speak of the devil! Look at the smile on that man's face! He's loving every moment of this, Dave! DD: Damn right he's loving it, and I love it! Rage has been doing nothing but cause me and Black Blood grief for the last 2 months, and it's about time that damn lunatic gets put in his place! VJ: Back in the ring now…oh. Rage is a bloody mess! Rage…Oh! T Money and Tristram pounding down on Rage! Both men hammering away…damn it, Ref! Stop the match! There's no way that Rage can overcome these odds! Please ref! DD: Vince, stop bitching and enjoy the show! Hey T…throw him back into the cage again! If they get him hot enough, we can cook popcorn on his dead bod… VJ: Oh will ya stop it…OH!! RAGE WITH A TAKEDOWN ON TRISTRAM!!! RAGE STILL HAS SOME GAS IN THE TANK, BUT LOOK AT MONEY! T MONEY STOMPING DOWN TO THE SMALL OF THE BACK! Rage… DD: HAHA! Face it, Vince! This idiot is just too dumb to quit, and the dumber he gets, the more the Blood Hounds are gonna beat on him! VJ: Well Rage definitely getting his ass kicked! And T Money has him setup…oh no! Don't do tha--OOOOOH MY GOD!!!!!!!! PILEDRIVER ON THE TACKS!!!!! T MONEY JUST PILEDROVE RAGE ON THOSE THUMBTACKS!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JIM! STOP THE MATCH! THEY'RE KILLING HIM!!!! DD: You're damn right they're killing him, Vince, and if anybody ever deserved to die, it would be that skankhole Rage! I can't wait to show up to his funeral just so that I can piss on his grave! VJ: You're sick! And Rage…Tristram and T Money taunting the man! All up in the face of the former World Champ…please, just get it over with! DD: Oh, they're gonna get it over with alright! Vince, are you ready to go to Harlem?! VJ: Tristram holding up Rage by the hair…thumbtacks sticking out of the man's face…and T Money's calling for it! He's calling for the Harlem Deathlock… DD: HA--HEY! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! VJ: Wha…someone…someone's cutting through the ring! Somebo… DD: Who in the hell is tha… VJ: THAT'S ICE CUBE!! DD: WHAT?! VJ: ICE CUBE IS CUTTING INTO THE RING!!! ICE CUBE…OH MY GOODNESS, LISTEN TO THIS CROWD! ICE CUBE TO THE RESCUE! DD: He cannot do that, Vince!!! This is supposed to be a handicap match! GET HIM, T!!! VJ: OH!!! T Money from behind…Ice Cube just cut a hole in the ring, and now he's paying for it! Both Blood Hounds hammering away on Ice Cube! DD: Yeah! This idiot cutting holes through the ring! Well he's gonna join Rage in the hospital when…HEY! VJ: Wha…that's mace!!! Ice Cube just maced the Blood Hounds!!! He just maced Tristram and T Money! And look at Ice Cube now…ICE BREAKER ON T MONEY!!!!!!! DD: NOOOOOOOO!!!! VJ: T Money is down!!! T Money is out! And look at Tristram! Tristram doesn't even know where he is, Dave! DD: Somebody tell him he's in the cage…and somebody tell him that idiot Ice Cube is right behind him! VJ: Ice Cube with a handful of hair…oh my…oh…TRISTRAM RIGHT INTO THE ELECTIC CAGE!!!!!!! AND AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!! AND AGAIN! ICE CUBE HAS SNAPPED! HE HAS LOST IT! THE SPARKS ARE FLYING! DAVE…TRISTRAM BEING SENT STRAIGHT TO HELL! DD: Damn it…he's trying to kill him, Vince!!!! VJ: Ice Cube…RAKING TRISTRAM FACEFIRST OFF THAT BARBWIRE ROPE!!!!! TRISTRAM HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY TAKEN APART!!!! He has been taken apart…and now what's Ice Cube doing?! Ice Cube…Ice Cube reaching into that hole in the ring…he just pulled out… DD: A bucket?! VJ: A buck…Ice Cube just pulled out a bucket! DD: What the hell is in there, Vince…OH! WATER?!?! VJ: ICE CUBE JUST TOSSED THAT BUCKET OF WATER…TRISTRAM HAS BEEN DRENCHED! DD: What the hell did he do that for?! Oh…oh no, Vince! He's not gonna… VJ: Rage is back up…and now he's got Tristram!!! Rage has Tristram..Tristram is soaking wet… DD: Oh my God, Vince! This is going too far! He cannot do this, Vince! He canno---NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! VJ: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! TRISTRAM INTO THE CAGE!!! TRISTRAM INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE…TRISTRAM IS BEING SHOCKED TO DEATH…OH MY GOD!!! DD; TURN OFF THE CAGE!!!! DAMN IT, CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TURN OFF THE CAGE! VJ: Rage just tossed Tristram… Ding Ding Ding!!!! VJ: Referee Jonathan just stopped this thing, and I don't blame him one bit! Ice Cube has come to the rescue of Rage! Tristram…oh my God I cannot believe they just did that! DD: They've gotta be arrested! That was attempted murder and you know it! VJ: The only one that should be arrested for attempted murder is Firestorm, cuz you and I know he would've loved to see something like that happen to Rage! He would've loved to see Rage have his career ended in that cage! And… Firestorm: (Over the PA system) HOLD ON!!! HOLD ON!!! (The crowd boos loudly in the background as Firestorm walks out onto the stage with a mic. Chants of "asshole" echo throughout the arena as Firestorm raises the mic to speak) Firestorm: Damn it, Rage! What did I tell you?! What the hell did I tell you earlier, Rage?! I said if you pissed me off, you son of a bitch, I would make you pay! And what did you do?! YOU PISSED ME OFF!!!!!! So now the both of you cunts are gonna pay! First off, Ice Cube! You wanna interfere in matches?! You wanna get involved in Black Blood business…well you'll get involved in Black Blood business alright! Next week on FNS…you're gonna face Black Blood in that gauntlet match…BUT IT'S GONNA BE UNDER ALASKIN RULES!!!!!!! VJ: Alaskin Rules?! DD: HAHA! That's great, Vince! VJ: What the hell are Alaskin Rules?! What in God's name is Firestorm trying to pull?! DD: Shut up, Vince! Firestorm's about to make that pissant Rage pay! Firestorm: And now you…Rage! I warned your ass! I warned you what would happen when you piss me off…and you went and did it! So ya know what I'm gonna do?! Ya know that little break you were talking about?! Talking about taking time off for personal issues! Well Rage, you can take all the time off you want, pal! CUZ YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!! DD: HAHA!!!! YES!!!!!! FINALLY!!! DID YOU HEAR THAT VINCE! VJ: Hell no! He can't do that!!! He cannot Fire Rage, damn it! DD: I knew it was a reason they called him Firestorm! He just Fired Rage! Rage is gone! This is great! VJ: This is horrible! Firestorm: Security…remove that man from the building! Get him…GET HIS ASS THE F*CK OUTTA MY RING!!!! (LOUD BOOS) VJ: We've got security coming out here…I can't believe this!!! Rage…after all his time in the NFWA! After all he's done throughout his career…tell me it's not gonna end like this, Dave! Tell me Rage is not fired! DD: He's fired, he's gone, and we're never ever gonna see him again! Remember this moment, because this is the last time you will ever see the One Man Riot Again! VJ: Son of a bitch! (The cage raises up, security enters the ring and escorts Rage out of the building as the screen fades to black) ***Commercial*** (The scene opens out in the parking lot, where we see a bloodied Rage walking out of the arena with his bags in hand) VJ: Ladies and gentlemen…welcome back to FNS…and if you're just joining us.. DD; RAGE GOT FIRED!!! HAHAHA! HIS ASS IS GRASS, BABY! HE GOT SMOKED! HE'S GONE! HE'S DONE! HAHA! Why ya looking so sad, Johnson? VJ: Rage…I may not have always seen eye to eye with him, but I have a lotta respect for that man…and it's a crying shame that his career has come to an end in this manner! DD: There you go with that Canadian logic again! When Tina tries to show Panther a little bit of love and he bashes her brains in with a sledgehammer, she got what she deserved, but when Rage gets fired for trying to kill people with a bat with a nail in it, and terrorizing the most respected stable in the NFWA today, it's a crying shame? VJ: Tina hit Panther first… DD: Oh you and your excuses! Well I'm not letting your blueneck, yak-licking ass ruin my night! Rage is gone, he's gone forever, and it's time to celebrate!!!!! (The camera cuts back to the interview area, where we see "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders standing with Kevin Taylor) KT: I'm standing here with former NFWA Women's Champion Alyssa Sanders, and we haven't been seeing much of on NFWA TV since you lost the Women's Title to Diamond. What have you been up to? Alyssa: Well…nothing much. I've just been training…making sure I'm in tip top condition…and I'm still waiting for my Women's Title match against Diamond so that I get the chance to become a 3-time NFWA Women's Champion. KT: That's great. Also, I've heard rumors that you've got a new column for NFWA X-Tra. Is that true? Alyssa: Yes! It's gonna be called the Candy Shop. Basically what I'm gonna be doing is dishing all the dirt on the superstars of the NFWA…talking about some of the rumors going on around the locker room, and giving my opinion on the happenings of the NFWA. KT: That's great. So how many times did you hafta sleep with Newsman to get that job? Alyssa: Wha…excuse me? KT: I mean…no offense, Alyssa. But I've been hearing some rumors about you. Alyssa: Rumors?! What do you mean you've heard rumors about me?! KT: Well…some of the boys in the back have been talking. And I heard through the grapevine that Rocker isn't the only man that's been tasting the Deadly Candy! (Winks) Alyssa: YOU JERK! KT: Hey! I'm only telling you what I heard. Face it, Alyssa…your career has gone down since you lost the title to Diamond, and since that time, a lot of the boys have been talking about you going down with it…(smiles) if you catch my drift! Alyssa: Oh…I catch your drift you piece of…(kicks him in the groin) DD: OOOH!! VINCE!!! VJ: Alyssa Sanders…she just went down on Kevin Taylor!!! DD: Vince, what the hell is wrong with that skankhole! That's the 3rd week in the row!!! VJ: 1st Lightning…then Panther…now Deadly Candy!! DD: What a troublemaker! I-C Title: Scarlet KV Vs Lightning (The camera cuts back to the Too Xtreme locker room, where we see Rick Bruiser warming up for his match against T Money. Suddenly, the door flies open and in walks Firestorm. The rest of Too Xtreme immediately get up and charge at him) Firestorm: Hey, hey! Calm the f*ck down, or each and every last one of you will end up just like that cunt Rage! RB: (Smiles) So, Firestorm… Firestorm: Hey, you think I don't know what you chumps are up to?! Sitting back here planning to cost Black Blood their matches, right?! Well lemme tell you something, Bruiser! You saw what happened to Rage, so I;'m giving you a warning now…don't come anywhere near that ring tonight! Cuz if you do…I will make you sorry! (Firestorm walks out of the room and slams the door. The camera cuts back to ringside, where Scarlet KV as sitting on the top rope with Kammy standing in front of him. A dim, red light is flickering over the arena) VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, we're getting ready for the I-C Title match. Scarlet KV, the #1 Contender for the World Title, defending against Lightning. KV will meet the World Champ at Total Annihilation, but tonight, he's gotta get through a man that has been there 3 times, Dave! DD: Oh yeah! How perfect will this night be, Vince? 1st Rage gets fired, then Lightning gets his career ended by a near-perfect, Scarlet KV beating! I can't wait for this! VJ: And you heard Firestorm, Too Xtreme cannot interfere in this match, or they will end up just like Rage! (The music dies down and 2 lightning bolts criss cross in the aisle. "Ride the Lightning" blasts over the PA system and the crowd cheers loudly in the background as Firestorm walks out onto the ramp and down to ringside. He slides into the ring, turns towards the main camera, slowly raises his hands and brings them down as lightning bolts shoot from the ringposts. Scarlet KV hands the I-C Title over to referee Doug Peterson and the bell sounds.) Ding Ding Ding!!! VJ: Well folks…here we go! This one has the makings of a true to life NFWA classic! DD: Damn right it's a classic night already! Rage is fired, baby! And Lightning's gonna get beaten to death right here! Just watch, Vince! Just watch! VJ: These 2 have met before. In 2001 these 2 traded that very I-C Title back and forth…as they lock up in the center of the ring!!!! Lightning with about a 100-pound weight advantage over KV…and he's using that advantage to his advantage! Lightning backing KV into the buckle! DD: He's pulling the hair! Disqualify him! VJ: He is not pulling the hair! The Champion into the buckle…referee Peterson calling for the break…will we get a clean one? DD: Not from Lightning's dirty ass. He's from Indiana ya know! VJ: What the hell does that hafta do…nevermind. Lightning…there's a clean break. Lightning and KV hafta have a lotta respect for one another…OH!! LOOK AT KV! HE JUST TOOK A DIVE FOR LIGHTNING'S RIGHT LEG…AND LIGHTNING'S ALL OVER HIM!!!! LIGHTNING STOMPING AWAY…FOREARMS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! SCARLET KV JUST MADE A HUGE MISTAKE, AND HE'S PAYING FOR IT RIGHT HERE! Irish whip now…KV into the ropes and Lightning catches him with Lou Thesz Press!!!! LIGHTNING! FIST AND FIRE RIGHT TO THE JAW OF THE CHAMPION!!!! And look at him go! Lightning off the rope…BIG ELBOW DROP!!!! RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF THE I-C CHAMP! There's the cover…1…2…NO!!! Scarlet KV gets the shoulder up…and now he's getting out of dodge! DD: What a cheater, Vince! VJ: Lightning…he came here ready to fight…and look at Kammy on the outside…Kammy trying to console her "man"! God only knows what they see in each other! DD: I know I'd like to see a little more of Kammy…HEY WAIT A MINUTE! VJ: LIGHTNING HAS HIM BY THE HAIR!!!!! LIGHTNING TRYING TO PULL KV BACK INTO THE RING…OH! Single leg takedown and KV drags Lightning to the outside! Right hand connects on Lightning…and now what's he doing! Scarlet KV holding Lightning…oh no! DD: Oh yeah!!! Now pay close attention, Vince. This is what us Black Blood fans call a near-perfect bitch slap…DAMN IT KAMMY!!! VJ: OH!!! SHE HIT KV!!!! LIGHTNING DUCKED AND KV CAUGHT THAT SLAP RIGHT TO THE FACE! DD: Ya clumsy bitch…I mean..NO!!! VJ: LIGHTNING BOLT ON KAMMY!!! KAMMY IS DOWN!! KAMMY IS DOWN…LIGHTNING JUST SENT CRASHING INTO THOSE STAIRS!!!! Scarlet KV from behind…oh I think Lightning hurt his knee, Dave! DD: I can't believe that idiot had the nerve to put his hands on sweet Kammy! When she gets back home, I sure hope she gets tested for ebola! VJ: Lightning clutching that knee on the outside…KV's got the stairs! KV…c'mon ref, get in there! Scarlet KV's got those steel stairs…oh no…NO!!!!! HE JUST DROPPED THOSE STAIRS RIGHT ON THE KNEE OF LIGHTNING! DAMN IT! DD: HAHA! He broke his leg!!! VJ: KV!!! I can't believe he just did that! DD: That was great! Break it again, KV! Break it again! HAHAHAHAHA!!! HE BROKE IT AGAIN! VJ: KV…ONE MORE TIME DROPPING THOSE STAIRS RIGHT ON TOP OF LIGHTNING'S KNEE CAP!!!! GOD AS MY WITNESS, HIS KNEE HAS BEEN DESTROYED!!!! My God… DD: HAHA! It's just a matter of time now, Vince! VJ: KV has him by the hair now…and he just tossed Lightning back into the ring! This…oh no! Lightning can't put any weight on that leg! Lightning…this one may be academic, Dave! DD: Please! You can't even spell academic! But ya know what I can spell, Vince? VJ: What?! What can you spell?! DD: SHARPSHOOTER!!!! VJ: KV…he's got Lightning set up…he's going for it! He's going a for a sharpshooter! A page out of the book of…OH! Thumb to the eyes by Lightning!!! RIGHT HANDS!!! RIGHT HANDS TO THE HEAD OF KV!!! LIGHTNING FIGHTING WITH ALL HE'S GOT! TRYING TO KEEP KV FROM APPLYING THIS HOLD---OH!!! DD: HAHAA! Didn't block that! VJ: Hell no he didn't! KV buried that boot into the midsection…and now he's got him setup again! KV trying to lock up that sharpshooter…he's got it locked in, Dave! Can he turn him over…can he…HE GOT HIM!!!!!! DD: IT'S OVER!!! VJ: SHARPSHOOTER ON LIGHTNING! SHARPSHOOTER ON LIGHTNING! LIGHTNING IS WRITHING IN PAIN…AND LOOK AT KV!!! HE'S GOT A SMILE ON HIS FACE! DD: And I've got one on my face too, because he knows and I know that we are just moments away from Lightning tapping out! Listen to the bones pop!!!! VJ: KV cinching back on that hold…Lightning trying everything he can to get to the ropes, but I don't think he can! I don't think he can, Dave! KV has it perfectly executed in the center of the ring! DD: Vince, do you know how embarrassing it'll be for Lighting to tap out right here in the middle of the ring! No excuses, nothing! VJ: Lightning has never tapped out in his career! DD: Well he's gonna tap now!!! VJ: Lightning…using that upper body strength to pull himself towards the ropes!!! Lightning… DD: C'mon, KV!! VJ: Lightning…he's almost there…can he reach…can he…HE GOT IT!!!! DD: NO WAY! VJ: Yes! Lightning has the rope…referee Peterson calling for the break…KV not letting go!!!! KV's not letting go, Dave!!! DAMN IT! DD: He's gonna break it, Vince! He's gonna break his damn leg…hey wait a minute! VJ: Wait…that's Bruiser!!!! Rick Bruiser…Kaos…Ni…TOO XTREME!!! TOO XTREME IS OUT ON THE STAGE! DD: Wait a minute, Vince! You remember what Firestorm said! VJ: They may not give a damn what Firestorm said! Too Xtreme is here!!! And KV just broke the hold! KV…he just spotted Too Xtreme and he is not happy! He doesn't like it one bit! DD: Rick…I sure hope you aren't thinking about bringing your semi-perfect ass down here and picking a fight with KV! VJ: Well you heard what Bruiser said earlier on! Too Xtreme wants Black Blood, and by God I think they may be coming down to get them some! DD: But Firestorm… VJ: WAIT A MINUTE! LIGHTNING'S UP!! LIGHTNING'S UP! DD: TURN AROUND, KV…AHHH! VJ: LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!! HE GOT IT!!! HE GOT IT!!!! THERE'S THE COVER…1….2…NEW CHAMP..NO!!! KAMMY PUT KV'S FOOT ON THE ROPE!!! DAMN HER!!! DD: You habitual liar! Kammy would never do such a thing! VJ: I'm sitting right here just like you! She did it right in front of the camera! She put KV's foot on the bottom rope! DD: No…she's too pure and innocent to cheat…OH MY GOD, KAMMY! VJ: AND LOOK AT LIGHTNING NOW! LIGHTNING TO THE OUTSIDE, AND HE'S GOING AFTER KAMMY! LIGHTNING GOING AFTER KAMMY! DD: Somebody call the police! He's gonna molest Kammy! VJ: Kammy into the ring, and Lightning right on her tail…WAIT!!! KV WITH A DROPKICK TO THE KNEE, CAUGHT LIGHTNING COMING IN! Lightning is down, and KV has the ankle! KV has the ankle…ANKLE LOCK ON LIGHTNING!!! DD: HAHA! It's OVER now! VJ: He has it locked in! Lightning…Lightning…OH!! Boot right to the face of KV and the hold is broken! The hold is broken, but KV going right back after the ankle! Going right back…wait a minute! DD: They cannot come down here, Vince! They have no right… VJ: Too Xtreme headed down to ringside!!! Too Xtreme…wait a minute! It's Firestorm now!!! Firestorm…he's got a host of officials with him! Firestorm…Firestorm and these officials trying to stop Too Xtreme from going down to ringside! DD: Guys…please just go to the back! I don't want you to get fired too! Rick, c'mon! VJ: Rick Bruiser all up in the face of Firstorm on the ramp! Bruiser and Firestorm having some heated words here! DD: He's gonna fire him, Vince! Rick…please…WHAT THE HELL?!??! VJ: OH!!! PANTHER!!!!! PANTHER FROM OUTTA NOWHERE… DD: WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM, VINCE!!! VJ: PANTHER IS ALL OVER FIRESTORM!!! THE CEO IS BEATING THE LIVING HELL OUTTA THE COMMISH, AND THIS CROWD IS LOVING IT!!!!! DD: Panther…oh my God, somebody help Firestorm! That idiot has gone crazy! VJ: Those officials trying to calm down Panther, and here comes Too Xtreme! Too Xtreme headed down to the ring… DD: No, no! Rick, no!!! VJ: Too Xtreme…referee Peterson out to the floor…Peterson trying to stop Too Xtreme from doing any damage…back in the ring now! KV has lightning setup…piledriver…NO!!!! BAAACK BODY DROP takes him up and over!!!! DD: Damn it, Vince! I cannot believe these idiots are actually gonna screw---WHAT THE HELL?! VJ: KAOS!! LIGHTNING HIT KAOS!!!!! DD: You idiot!!!! VJ: Kaos was up on the apron and…oh! Boot to the midsection by KV!!! Lightning setup once again…GOOD GOD, IT'S THE MAGDRA!!!!!! DD: WHO?!?! VJ: THE MAGDRA'S IN THE RING!!!! GOOD GOD!!!! CHAIRSHOT!!! CHAIRSHOT RIGHT TO THE BACK OF SCARLET KV!!!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!!! DD: NOOOOOO!!! VJ: THERE'S THE COVER….REFEREE IS WAY OUTTA POSITION…1…2…3!!!! WE'VE GOTTA NEW CHAMPION!!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!! Announcer: Here is your winner, and NEW NFWA I-C Champion: Lightning!!!! DD: Vince, that is the biggest sack of donkey sh*t! VJ: I don't even think Lightning saw the Magdra! Magdra out of the… DD: Don't gimme that bullsh*t! That's your hero Lightning! He probably paid that jackoff to run in and help him in the match, cuz he knows he can't beat Scarlet KV on his own! VJ: Will you be for real?! DD: I am for real! This man Lightning is a fraud, and it's about time somebody exposed his ass… VJ: TOO XTREME HITS THE RING, AND IT'S ON!!!!! RICK BRUISER…NICK, KAOS…TOO XTREME IS ALL OVER THE FORMER I-C CHAMP!!! DD: It's Crazy out here, Johnson! VJ: You're damn right it's crazy! Magdra escaping through the crowd…Panther having to be pulled off of Firestorm on the stage…Too Xtreme is mugging Scarlet KV in the ring…and My God, Lightning's got a chair! Lightning's got a chair!!! DD: Oh no! Rick! Look out…OH!!! VJ: OH GOD!!! DOWN GOES BRUISER!!!!! RICK BRUISER…KAOS CATCHES A SHOT AS WELL!!!! LIGHTNING…LIGHTNING HAS LOST IT, FOLKS!!! LIGHTNING IS CLEANING HOUSE!!! LIGHTNING IS CLEARING THE RING OF TOO XTREME…JERICHO JUST GOT HIS SKULL CAVED IN!!! OH MY GOODNESS FOLKS!!!! (Team Bruiser and Kaos pull Justin Jericho out of the ring and head back to the locker room as Lightning tosses a chair at their heads. "Ride the Lightning" plays over the PA system and Lightning is handed the I-C Title belt) DD: Well there ya go, thief! VJ: Lightning…amidst all the chaos is the new I-C Champion…I still don't think he saw Magdra run in with that chair… DD: Please, Vince! I know you're Canadian but you're not that dumb! That electric asshole is a diabolical, devious human being! He's evil! He's an egotistical bastard and he deserves to be shot! Now who stole my gun, damn it?! VJ: Folks, we're just a heartbeat away from Panther Vs Firestorm! It's the CEO Vs the Commish! It's next! Stay with us! ***Commercial*** NFWA Slam of the Week FNS (1/4/02): DD: Vince, it's for the people! They can kill each other all they want, as long as these people go home happ-OOH! VJ: PLAYER'S CHAIRSHOT BLOCKED BY PANTHER...PLAYER WITH A BLOCK OF HIS OWN! And listen to the steel!!! That clash of metal in the ring!! Panther and Player! My goodness! DD: Hey, Vince, this may not be Pittsburgh, but this is still the STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL city! HAHAHAHA...WAIT A MINUTE!!!! VJ: PANTHER AND THE PLAYER...THEY JUST WAFFLED FIRESTORM WITH THOSE CHAIRS!!!! FIRESTORM IS DOWN!!! FIRESTORM IS DOWN!!! WATCH PANTHER!!! PANTHER BEATING THE HELL OUTTA FIRESTORM!!! PANTHER IS BEATING THE HELL OUTTA THE COMMISSIONER OF THE NFWA! WILL YOU LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!! DD: HE'S GONE CRAZY, VINCE!!!!!! VJ: PANTHER IS BEATING THE HOLY HELL OUTTA FIRESTORM IN THE BUCKLE... DD: This is not right, Vince! This is...nothing but a conspiracy...DAMN IT! Look at the Commish!!! VJ: Panther has busted Firestorm wide open!!! Firestorm vs Panther DD: Well, after a long night I always like to sit back, relax...and watch Firestorm kick Panthers ass! And He's really gonna get his ass whipped after what he did to Firestorm in that last match! VJ: Firestorm is a cowerd, a pathetic excuse for a commishiner, Panther is going to show him why tonight, I promise you that, win or lose Panther will get the message across. (The lights in the area Dim almost to nothing but then come back on one shade at a time as what sounds as a 'heartbeat' is heard over the PA system. Pyro's explode knocking the fans off of their seats and N.O.T.R.I.O.U.S by Biggy Smalls hits the annonce system, the commishiner of the NFWA steps out from behind the curtin and looks into the crowd with a glare in his eyes. The commishiner is wearing his old school wrestling attire, Black wrestling pants, black combat boots, a dark red tanktop, and has his hair pulled back in a pony tail. He is screaming, "I am Notorious!." He reaches the bottom of the ramp and instead of getting in the ring he walks around it and goes to the annonce table. He grabs a mic.) Commishiner Firestorm: Well, look who it is. Good ol'e Vince Johnston, my Canadion buddy! Whats up Vince? You know I thought we were friends, but I was watching the moniter and all I here is you spitting out diss after diss directed towards me, the Commishiner of the NFWA! Know was I hearing things or did you really say those things?! VJ:... Commishiner Firestorm: I am your boss and when I ask you a question I damn well demand a freaking answer!! VJ: I (Stuttering) ma- ma- may have sa- said those th- thi- things... DD: Your finally going to get what is comming to you Johnston! You and your Canadion ass are going to get kicked! Commishiner Firestorm: Hey, Vince I think I need a warm up for Panther, lets say me and you? VJ: I am not a wrestler Commishiner Firestorm: You are tonight! (The music dies down, the lights return to normal and "Can't Deny It" blasts over the PA system. The arena lights dim, flashing red lights fill the arena and a HUGE pyro blast goes off on stage. Bluish white spotlights roam the arena for a moment before focusing on the entrance, where Panther and Diamond appear in a cloud of smoke. The pair walks down the entrance ramp to ringside. Panther hops upon the ring apron, helps Diamond into the ring and signals for the tech crew to cut the music. The lights return to normal, the music dies down, and loud chants of "Panther, Panther" echo throughout the arena) Panther: Firestorm, lets go your beef is with me. Commishiner Firestorm: Aight, but I am taking what should have been taken out on him on your ass, and oh yeah Panther, this match is going to be a cage match, well not technically but it will have a cage around the ring, it is still a regular match I just don't want your boy friend to jump her ass in. Panther: Fine with me. DD: You are so lucky that damn CEO came Johnston! VJ: Thank the lord for Panther! Well the cage is lowering and Firestorm slides in to the ring. Firestorm is signaling for Panther to bring it and Panther is just dancing around the ring, Panther is dancing around Firestorm so fast Firestorm can't catch him! Panther just jabed Firestorm in the chin, Firestorm retaliates with a kick to the high thigh knocking Panther down! DD: Firestorm is the man! A model Commishiner, and a icon wrestler! VJ: Yeah and a bully! Firestorm picks up Panther by the hair and he irish whips him into the ropes, Panther bounces off and is met full force by a monsterus closeline! Firestorm picks up Panther and he has him over his head! He just tossed Panther into the side of the cage! What impact! Panther is caught in the ropes know! Firestorm is walking over their and he just kicked Panther in the ribs! DD: Firestorm was telling me how those were steal toe boots! VJ: God no, Firestorm is know stomping a mudhole in our CEO! Firestorm is pacing the ring know just bragging, he has his arms raised in the air like he already won the match. Firestorm has panther on his knees and, what a counter! The CEO hit a low blow and then a firemans carry! DD: Cheater, Cheater! He did a low blow! VJ: Panther raked Firestorms eyes while he was down! Panther is getting up and he just kicked Firestorm in the rib, and another, he is doing this with some damn intensity! He has Firestorm in a rear naked choke hold! Firestorm is turning red, Firestorm is getting up and still has Panther on his back, Firestorm is struggling for air, and Panther drops and hits a face buster! And Firestorms is bleading a little from the nose. DD: But he is not quitting! If Panther had any blood on him he would run home crying! VJ: Sure... Panther is lifting Firestorm up by the hair and he just threw him right back down! This is great. Panther is draging Firestorm by his pony tail, Firestorm stops him and is slowley getting up, Firestorm feels the blood on his face and touches it with his finger, he then looks at it and he is irate! Like a freight train here comes Firestorm full spead going for a close line, Panther ducks and drop toe hold! Firestorms neck landed right on the ropes! Firestorm is in a world of pain, Panther just closelined him! Firestorm just droped like a bag of shit! DD: A bag of Commishinary shit! VJ: Yeah, something like that Dave. Firestorm just tackled Panther and look how fast things in this match have changed! Firestorm throws Panther against the ropes and Big boot to Panther as he comes back off of the ropes. Panther gets up under his own power and he has a cut above the eye with a little bit of blood begining to trickle down his forhead. Firestorm just punched him in the stomache! Panther drops down to his knees and he is short on breath. My god! Firestorm just kneed Panther in the face, one, two, three times! Panther's nose is bleading and he has another cut somewear on his for head, Panther is a bloody mess! Panther is getting up for more though! Firestorm hits Panther with a jab, and another, another, another, Left Hook! Panther is down and even bloodier than before, Panther is going to take a minuet to get up this time. DD: Panther is such a wuss, Firestorm would have been up ten minuets ago from that hit! VJ: Panther is getting up and Firestorm is looking at the top of that cage in a damn sadistic manner. Firestorm just kneed Panther in the face and he is out of it, Firestorm just threw Panther over his shoulder and he is climbing the turnbuckle, he is going to Big Time Panther off the turnbuckle!, What? Oh no! Now Firestorm is looking towards the top of the cage agian! Firestorm just throgh Panther back over his shoulder and he is climbing the cage, they have reached the top and Firestorm has his gigantic hand wraped around the defensless Panthers neck. Firestorm just signaled for the Big Time and this is a carear ender... DD: Carear Ender? I think Firestorm is going for Life ender! VJ: Lets just hope not, What?! My god! Panther countered, Panther countered!! Panther just countered out and hit a modified version of Da Bomb off of the top of the cage and they are both on the ground hurt bad! They are motionless DD: No! Firestorm could be dead! VJ: Firestorm landed straight on his face, face down and Panther landed on his back, the back of his head smacking the mat on the way down! Firestorm just started to shake a little, as if he was going into convultions and then stoped. Oh thank god, they have sent the EMT's down and they have two streachers, they are attending Panther first and they have him on the streacher, god, Panther just rolled off of it on purpose! He wants to finish! The other half of EMT's are working on Firestorm in the ring. Panther is proped up against the ropes. They just rolled Firestorm over and he is even bloodier than Panther was! Firestorm is on the streacher, but he just grabbed one of the EMT's and he is pulling himself up with the colar of the EMT, Firestorm is up! He is woozy but he is up, the self proclaim 'Alaskin Pride' is standing! DD: He is a god! He can't be beat. VJ: The EMT's are leaving but maybe they should stay at ringside the way this match is going. Panther just tackled Firestorm full spead! He is punching him into a bloody pulp and Firestorm flips him over and know he is on top punching Panther, likewise into a bloody pulp! Oh great, we have company. The black blood is down here. They are going to walk right in, the cage is unlocked from the EMT's. What? Firestorm is refussing to let them in! He is holding the cage door shut! And while he busy discussing that with them Diamond has just thrown a steel chair over the cage. Panther has the chair and he is going to hit Firestorm in the back of the head and this one will be over. What?! Panther just threw the chair back to the outside of the ring, these two want a fair fight! The ref has just relocked the cage. DD: Why Firestorm? Why?! VJ: Firestorm turns around and he closelines Panther big time! He has him irish whip and Panther goes flying into the corner, Firestorm runs in and just speard the NFWA CEO! Panther is down and Firestorm picks him up and he is signaling for the Big Time! Firestorm hs his hand wraped around Panthers neck and he has delivered the big time! This one is over folks, the Commishiner is going to be ruled winner 1 - 2- thr Kickout! Panther has kicked out of the Big Time! I can't belive it, it dosen't look like Firestorm can belive it either! Firestorm is running his hands through his hair, imagine what is going through his mind at this moment. Panther from behind with a bull dog! Panther is down and so is Firestorm, both of these guys faces are stained red with blood but they still have fight left in them! DD: Firestorm needs to get up!... Get up Firestorm! VJ: Firestorm is responding to Dave's demand by pulling on the rope to pull himself up, Panther just dove into the back of the knee of the commishiner putting him right back wear he started on the ground! Panther is getting up slowly but he is up! Panther is picking up Firestorm and out of no where Panther Cutter! And Dave, you know what that is the set up for... DD: No, No run away Firestorm! VJ: Da Bomb! Da Bomb on the Commishiner! 1 - 2 - he reverses the cover! 1- 2 kickout by Panther, Firestorm is up, but he just dropped to the ground and he is out of it after the Panther Cutter and Da Bomb. Panther just delivered an Ax kick to the back of the commishiners neck and he rolled him over so his face is up, Panther is climbing the turnbuckle! Panther is on top of the turnbuckle and he raises his fist into the air but wait! Panther has changed his mind he is climbing the cage he is going for a suicide leep off of the top of the cage! Panther jumps off with a frog splash Firestorm rolled out of the way! Firestorm rolled out of the way! Panther rolled over and it looks like he was just beaten by a bat, he is holding his ribs wich he probubly broke on that leap and he is out of it, Panther is out of it. Firestorm is up and he picks up Panther he has his set up for a power bomb, Panther countered! Hurricanrona pin! 1 - 2- Firestorm reverses the cover! 1- 2- Panther reverses the cover!! 1- 2 -Firestorm kicks out! DD: This is way to close!... VJ: Firestorm goes for a close line Panther ducks under it Firestorm turns around Da Bomb! My god! 1 - 2- kicks out! Panther gets up slowley and picks Firestorm up by the hair, Da Bomb for the second time in a row! Here is the cover, 1 - 2 - Kickout! Panther gets up and Stomps on the face of Firestorm! goes for the cover, 1 - 2- 3! DD:No!!!!!!!! Announcer: Your winner, the CEO of the NFWA, Panther! VJ: Panther has done it! He has done it, ladies and gentlemen! DD: He had the tights! VJ: He did not!!! Panther just whipped Firestorm's ass! Fair and square, and these people are on their feet!!! DD: These people can kiss my ass! Vince…this ain't over! I promise you it's not! VJ: There you see Panther and Diamond, celebrating Panther's victory! It's been a good night for those two, but it has not…I repeat, it has NOT been a Black Blood Night!!! (The camera cuts backstage where we see T Money limping through the hallway. His right leg is taped up from the cage match earlier) VJ: Well there you see him! The Universal Champion T Money! When we come back, it's T Money and Rick Bruiser! Black Blood Vs Too Xtreme! The Title will be on the line! Don't you dare go away! ****Commercial*** (The scene opens backstage, where we see Amy Dumas standing with Commish Firestorm) AD: Welcome back to FNS, I'm standing with Commissioner Firestorm, and Firestorm, you must be disappointed about your match with Panther. Firestorm: Disappointed? AD: Well…yeah. (Firestorm shoots Amy a long, cold stare before just walking out of the picture) VJ: Firestorm…obviously not in a good mood after losing to Panther…what's running through his mind? Universal Title: T Money (Champion) Vs Rick Bruiser ("WHOA" blasts over the PA system and the crowd gives a mixed reaction as Rick Bruiser walks out onto the stage and heads down the entrance ramp to ringside. He slides into the ring, bounces off the ropes and waits as his music dies down. Then, 2 fireballs flare up in the rafters and crash into the stage. "The Bloodline Anthem" blasts over the PA system and the crowd boos loudly as T Money walks out onto the stage with the Toughman, Tag Team and Universal Titles. He raises the belts into the air, spits on a little girl in the front row and limps down the ramp to ringside. As he's sliding into the ring, Rick goes right after him as the music stops. Referee Stephanie Jenkins calls for the bell) Ding Ding Ding!!! VJ: OH!! There's the bell and Bruiser…Bruiser all over the Universal Champion! Will we see our 2nd title change of the night, folks?! DD: Not if I have anything to say about it! VJ: I thought you liked Rick. DD: I do…I don't know what the hell he's smoking this week…I mean, you'd think he'd be nice enough to share it with me… VJ: Will you stop?! OH! Right hand by T Money catches Rick on the jaw…Bruiser fires back! We've got a slugfest in the center of this ring…BRUISER WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE INJURED LEG!!! AND ANOTHER ONE SENDS T MONEY TO THE MAT!!! BRUISER NOT WASTING ANYTIME! BRUISER GOING FOR THE KILL! BRUISER…SHARPSHOOTER!!!!!!! DD: NOOOOOOOO!!! TEEEEE MONEY! HOLD ON! HOLD ON!!!! VJ: THIS IS VINTAGE BRUISER! And look at him! He just said "This is how it's done, KV"!!! This is obviously a message to the former I-C Champion…and T Money gets to the ropes!!! DD: (Breathing hard) Vince, I'm gonna have a heart attack! Do these guys know how strong they would be if they were on the same side?! VJ: I know you'd love that, but they're not! Rick Bruiser wants the Universal Title, and T Money is holding on for dear life! Bruiser trying to drag him out of the ropes! DD: Hold on, T!!! Hold on!! OH! VJ: Bruiser yanking on that injured leg…which is bleeding once again! T Money back to his feet, and Bruiser's got him in a precarious position! T Money with 1 leg…OH!!!! ENZUIGURI!!!!! DD: HAHA!!! Did you see that, Vince?! VJ: T Money…that hard boot to the back of the head…Bruiser just got his head knocked off…and this crowd doesn't like it! We've got a lotta Bruiser supporters here tonight! DD: Oh sure! The 1st crackhead idea the guy gets and these people love him! Well watch this! VJ: T Money…THERE'S THE MONEY KICK!!!! On an injured leg, T Money with the Money Kick, and Bruiser is down! Bruiser is down…and what the hell is he doing?! DD: Aww Vince! I feel a SPINNEROONI coming on! VJ: Spin…he's not Booker T, Dave! This isn't the WWF… DD: Shut up, bitch! There's never a wrong time for a spinnerooni…THERE IT IS…wait wait! He messed up! VJ: (Buries his face in his hand) DD: He's got it this time! Watch…here it comes…SPINNEROO…wait! He messed up again! VJ: HE'S GONNA BREAK HIS NECK TRYING TO COPY BOOKER T… DD: That's a classic amateur wrestling hold! I used to do it all the time in college! VJ: Bruiser trying to clear the cobwebs while T Money…he's giving it the old college try! DD: One more time baby! SPINNEROO--DAMN IT….OH!!!!! VJ: OH GOD!!! BRUISER TOOK HIS HEAD OFF WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE! THAT WAS THE DAMNDEST CLOTHESLINE I'VE EVER SEEN, AND THERE'S THE COVER! 1…2…NEW CH--NO!!!! T Money able to kick out…and…oh God! He's out of it! The Champion staggers back to the buckle, and Bruiser's right on his ass! On his ass, Dave! Stomping the hell outta T Money in the buckle! Will you listen to this crowd! DD: (Smacks some drunk guy) Scream in my ear again and I swear I'll bust a cap in your ass, bitch! VJ: Will you be nice?! Bruiser has T Money setup now…Irish whip…Back Body Dr--NO! Boot to the face by T Money has Bruiser reeling…OH!!! HARLEM DEATHLOCK!!! HARLEM…HE DOESN'T HAVE IT LOCKED IN!!! BRUISER TRYING TO FIGHT IT---OH!!!!!!! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!!! Both men are down… DD: Watch your shoulders, T!!! VJ: Stephanie Jenkins with the count…1…2…BOTH MEN GET THE SHOULDER UP!!! My goodness…we almost had a double pin, there! DD: What woulda happened then. VJ: I dunno. Hopefully we wouldn't have another one of those ridiculous co-Champion things. That just sucked! DD: Watch T!!! T's going for something… VJ: T Money…he's got…what's this, a figure four? T Money applying some kinda hold on the mat… DD: OH! Vince…do you know what that is?! VJ: What the…T Money…oh! That's a sharpshooter!!! He's got a sharpshooter applied on the mat! T Money trying to turn him over… DD: Have you ever seen anything like that in your life?! What skill by T Money!!! HAHA! VJ: AND IT'S LOCKED IN!!! SHARPSHOOTER!!! RICK BRUISER HAS BEEN TURNED OVER… DD: He's got him in his own hold, Vince! His own hold! VJ: T Money…blood dripping from his right leg…he's got that hold locked in! Will Bruiser tap out?! Will he tap?! Will…wait a second! Bruiser….Bruiser grabbing at the ankle of T Money! DD: It's no use, Rick. Just tap! There's no shame to losing to somebody as great as T Money… VJ: Bruiser…yanking at the ankle…AND T MONEY GOES DOWN! THE HOLD HAS BEEN BROKEN! DD: No way…HEY!!! WAIT A MINUTE! T!!!!! T!!! VJ: AND NOW BRUISER WITH ANOTHER SHARPSHOOTER OF HIS OWN!!! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! IT'S LOCKED IN FOLKS!!! DD: NOOO! VJ: T MONEY! T MONEY WRITHING IN PAIN! HE'S GOT ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE TO GO! RICK BRUISER'S GONNA BE THE NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!!! DD: I always knew he had it in him! Go Rick, go! Go Rick… VJ: I can't believe you!!! OH! Bruiser leaning back on T Money…T Money screaming his lungs out, Dave! Trying to grab anything he can… DD: Don't grab Stephanie! You don't know where she's been…OOOOOOH!! VJ: OH MY GOD…HE JUST RIPPED THE SHIRT OFF OF… VJ and DD: DAMN!!!! DD: Um…Vince… VJ: (In total shock) I…I just wanna take the time…to tell my wife and kidz just how much I love them. T Money…trying to escape that sharpshooter accidentally ripped that shirt off of Stephanie Jenkins! She's standing in there in nothing but a bra…DAVE PUT THAT CAMERA DOWN! DD: What?! I'll have you know that my kidz never saw a real live lesbian before! VJ: SHE'S NOT A LESBIAN! DD: Hey, she wears that bra she can be anything she wants to be baby! (Growl) VJ: Bruiser has broken the hold…he just got an eyeful of the ref…T MONEY WITH THE SCHOOLBOY!!! T MONEY…1…2…KICKOUT!!! Bruiser got caught napping and it almost cost him! DD: Did ya say he got caught nipping? VJ: Napping! DD: Oh. VJ: T Money back to his feet now…right hand blocked…Bruiser with a kick right to the injured leg!!! T Money…we've got blood…and bras all over that ring…Stephanie please put your shirt back on…OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! HARLEM DEATHLOCK BY BRUISER!!! BRUISER JUST LOCKED T MONEY IN HIS OWN HOLD!!! DD: NO WAY! VJ: YES WAY!!! T Money is trapped! T Money's going down right here! Tonight! Here…OH NO!!!! LOW BLOW BY T MONEY!!!!!! The referee didn't see a damn thing! DD: HAHA! Lesbians can't count…and they can't see either! But they got nice breasteses though! VJ: Will you stop looking at her chest?! DD: You stop! VJ: Bruiser is down…T Money with the cover…the leg is hooked…he's gonna steal this thing…2…NO!!!! BRUISER GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!! BRUISER GOT THE SHOULDER UP, DAMN IT!!!! What do you hafta do to defeat Rick Bruiser?! DD: CHEAT! ]VJ: (Snickers) Well. T Money has Bruiser by the hair…OH! Hard slap to the face of the challenger! And another one!!! T Money mocking Bruiser!!! Mocking the leader of Too Xtreme! T Money: This is it! DD: HAHA! You heard that?! VJ: T Money said "This is it"! T Money…MISSES WITH THE SUPERKICK! Bruiser with a boot to the midsection… DD: NO!!! VJ: THE RIPPER!!!!!!!!! THE RIPPER ON T MONEY!!! BY GOD WE'VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION! THERE'S THE COVER…1…2…TRISTRAM!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!! Announcer: Here is your winner, as a result of a DQ: Rick Bruiser!!!!! DD: What the hell?! VJ: DAMN IT!!!! DAMN IT!! DD: Watch it, pottymouth! Tristram is back! VJ: How the hell is he even living after what happened to him earlier?! Tristram has just cost Bruiser the title! Rick Bruiser had the match won, damn it!!! IMPLANT DDT!!!!!!! Rick Bruiser has been planted!!! T Money still the Universal Champion…I can't believe this! DD: Well…I really don't know…. VJ: It's Nick Bruiser!!!! Nick Bruiser on his way out here with a chair! DD: Um…now might be a good time to Get away, guys! Get away!!! VJ: It's Kaos!!! Jericho! Too Xtreme rushing the ring en masse! And the Blood Hounds deciding to take the high road! The Blood Hounds are getting the hell outta here!!! DD: I don'r blame em! Too Xtreme may be semi-perfect but they can still whip ass with the best of em! VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, Too Xtreme standing tall…and you can bet that this is not over! This is only the beginning for Too Xtreme and Black Blood! Only the beginning for T Money and Rick Bruiser!! (The camera cuts to a dark room, where we see Johnny Havok's fiancée Krystal tied to a chair) VJ: Wait a minute… DD: Vince…that's Havok's girl! ???: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DD: Who the hell?! VJ: That's Krystal! Who…who's that laughing! Who the hell…oh my God!!! |
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