DD: Yeah, you ain't lying Johnson! I mean…we may have had to spend the week in Texas, the redneck capital of the world, but it's all worth it baby, cuz the GNL went down at Apocalypse Now!!! I love it, Vince!

VJ: Yes! The NFWA won the Best of 7 series, surprisingly with help from GNL co-CEO J-Dogg, as that no good, lying bastard X-Pac was exposed in front of a worldwide audience as the mastermind behind the J-Dogg shooting! The son of a bitch had his own best friend shot just so that he could gain power in the GNL!! What a pathetic human being he is, and the only thing that woulda made Apocalypse Now any better is if someone had shot his ass!

DD: Hey! I do own a gun, you know!

VJ: Don't remind me! What a night we've got scheduled for you, folks! Right here tonight, the war may be over, but it's gonna be Champion Vs. Champion! Yes, it's the NFWA World Champion Johnny Havok, fresh off of his win over Lightning at the PPV! He will do battle with the GNL World Champ, and card carrying member of Black Blood, Tristram! That's tonight, ladies and gentlemen! What a match that should be!!!

VJ: There he is, Dave! The CEO of the NFWA…and he's gotta be a happy man after Saturday night!!!

Panther: Dallas!!!! (Crowd pops in the background) Yeah! I told you…6 months ago…when J-Dogg first showed up on FNS and told the whole world about how he stole control of the GNL out from under my nose…I told you! When J-Dogg broke into NFWA HQ, vandalized the building! F*cked up our site, and started rambling about how the GNL was gonna bury the NFWA…I told you! When J-Dogg got shot, and when X-Pac tried to pick up where he left off, coming out here week in, week out, making a complete and utter jackass outta himself…(crowd pops) hell…I've been telling you people from the very beginning…since May 2000 when we opened our doors! I've told you that the NFWA is…was…and will forever be THE BEST DAMN FED IN THE BIZ!!!!!!

Panther: Now the GNL…(smirks) unfortunately for them, they had to find this out the hard way, and they damn sure found out at Apocalypse Now! Best of 7 series, when the NFWA damn sure did what we said we were gonna do! We came…we saw…we dropped Da Bomb on their asses, and most important…WE WON! (Crowd cheers) So now…according to the stipulations that X-Pac added to the contract going into Apocalypse Now…no GNL superstar can show up on NFWA TV without a signed contract from yours truly…P-Diddy, and even better than that, X-Pac's punk ass is gone for good!!! (LOUD cheers from the crowd) Yeah…but folks…I'm a generous man…ya know? I mean…I'm a caring man…a kind man…a man who can make dreams come true. I've said that time and time again…and ya know…after all the trouble that the GNL has caused me, it would be real easy for me to just use my executive power and close that fed just like that!! (Crowd cheers) But…hold on! But I'm not gonna do that! See, the GNL was created for a reason! See, before J-Dogg…before X-Pac and before all of the crap the GNL pulled, Firestorm and I created the GNL as an expansion league for an overcrowded NFWA roster! It was meant to be a place where wrestlers who couldn't get enough NFWA TV time could go to get some exposure! So they could develop into future stars of the NFWA, and now that this little…invasion or whatever you wanna call it…now that that's over and done with, I'm using my executive power to make sure that the GNL is used the way it was meant to be used! So with that being said, earlier this week, I had a little talk with J-Dogg…and…out of the goodness of my kind heart…I allowed the GNL to sign on as a part of the NFWA's TV deal with USA…meaning that they can have their little cable TV show after all! And seeing that this is the Christmas season…the season of giving…hell…why not throw in a PPV as well? So 2002…(crowd clamors) 2002, the GNL's Nextasy show will return…and in February, the GNL will have it's very first PPV! But let me remind you…J-Dogg! I haven't forgotten all the sh*t you've pulled! I haven't forgotten all the trouble you've caused, and I damn sure haven't forgiven you! So just a little word of advice…be on your best behavior…and please…don't piss me off, cuz with all that I've given you this week…believe me…I could take it away just…like…(snaps fingers) THAT!

VJ: Panther…Panther being uncharacteristically kind for a change! Giving the GNL TV programming, Dave!

DD: What do you mean uncha…Vince, this is the CEO of the NFWA!! The most generous man in the game…

VJ: Yeah! He's the same guy that went down to the Homeless Shelter on Thanksgiving to tease the homeless!

DD: Oh please, Vince! You mean to tell me you've never tried that?!

VJ: No!

DD: You should! It's fun! I'm telling ya! First you get a big box of grapes…

Panther: Now that this NFWA/GNL thing is over and done with…I'm sure that everybody's wonder "what's next"?! What's next for the NFWA…

DD: Vince, will you tell these idiots to show some respect for the I-C Champion?!

VJ: Scarlet KV…Black Blood has come out to ringside!! Panther…Panther does not look happy! What's this all about, Dave?!

DD: I dunno. Maybe Panther owes them some money!

VJ: KV has a mic!

KV: (Smiles) Panther…what's next for the NFWA?! (Sinister laughter) The war with the GNL may finally be over…but trust me…the NFWA isn't safe just yet! For you see…Black Blood is getting stronger by the day! We are getting more and more members! And Panther…our goal is TOTAL DOMINATION of the NFWA!!!! (Crowd boos in the background) Yes! You see, Panther…our first step to total domination was last Saturday night, when I destroyed Ice Cube to become the Intercontinental Champion! Not only that…but also the Number One contender for the World Heavyweight Title!! The top prize in the NFWA…is it not, Panther? (Smiles) And with that title in Black Blood's possession…we will reign supreme over the NFWA! And no one or nothing will stand in our way of achieving ultimate greatness…not the Riot Makerz…not Lightning…not even YOU Panther!!!! Oppose us…and I promise…you shall meet your doom!!!!!!

Panther: (Laughing) Is that right, Kaphion Vastle? You want total domination over the NFWA?

KV: That's ri…

Panther: TOTAL CONTROL…TOTAL RULE over the NFWA! Is that what you're thinking about? Is that what you want, KV? Is that your dream? (Chuckles) Well, I'm fixing to give you a little wake up call, cuz guess what?! There's only ONE MAN who can have total control over the NFWA! ONE MAN that can have total rule over the NFWA!! ONE MAN that can run this f*cking show, and Scarlet…my man, it ain't you! IT'S ME!!!!! (Crowd cheers) Now…KV, I don't have a problem with you personally, I think you're a great athlete! You're the #1 contender for the World Title, but you come out here throwing your idle threats at me! If you came out here to intimidate me…you came to the wrong person…ok, buddy?

KV: (Smiles) Panther, you obviously don't get it! See, we realize that you are the one with the power here in the NFWA! But only for the time being, for you see…we are not the GNL! We are stonger, more powerful than the GNL, and we are powerful enough to defeat you and anyone you throw in our path!!!! And Panther…it is not a matter of if, Black Blood will reign…it's WHEN!!!!!

VJ: Scarlet KV out here---OH!!!!

DD: What the hell?!

DD: Now what?!

VJ: That's Rocker and Alyssa! At Apocalypse Now, they and a mystery man attacked Black Blood in the backstage area!!!

DD: Yeah, but what the hell are they doing out here now?!

Rocker: So, Scarlet KV! Your goal is to dominate the NFWA?! (Laughs) I don't think so, pal! (Crowd cheers) See…you may have beaten Ice Cube…you may have beaten the Riot Makerz…but we are not the Riot Makerz!!!! WE ARE APOCALYPSE!!!!!!! We are here in the NFWA for one reason, and that's to DESTROY BLACK BLOOD ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!! (Crowd goes wild)

KV: Oh really?!

Rocker: Yeah!

KV: (Laughs) Pathetic worm! You and what army?!

Rocker: Uh…me and THIS ARMY!!! C'mon guys!!!

DD: C'mon guys?! Alyssa's not a guy…wait a minute!

VJ: OH MY!!! Who the…it's that guy from Apocalypse Now!!!!! And another guy!!! Who the…Dave…they're headed down to the ring!

DD: Vince, these idiots don't work here!!! Who are they?!

VJ: Whoever the hell they are, they're headed down to ringside with Rocker and Alyssa! And look at the look on Black Blood's faces in the ring! Ladies and gentlemen, business is about to pick up!!!

DD: Look out KV…

VJ: HERE WE GO!!!! THE FIGHT IS ON!!!! THE FIGHT IS ON!!!! THE ROCKER AND SCARLET KV GOING AT IT TOOTH AND NAIL!!! ALYSSA AND KAMMY…AND THOSE 2 GUYS…

DD: Oh no, they're outnumbered!!!

VJ: WE'VE GOT A MUGGING IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! APOCALYPSE IS ALL OVER BLACK BLOOD!! APOACALYPSE…wait a minute! Here comes T Money!! Psyko Stevo!! Tristram!!! IT'S ALL BREAKING LOOSE HERE IN DALLAS!!!!!!

DD: IT'S CRAZY OUT HERE VINCE!!

VJ: APOCALYPSE AND BLACK BLOOD!!! We've got officials out here…Discipline Committee…they're out here trying to break this thing up!!! It's chaos out here, folks!!!!! T Money hammering away on the Rocker…Tristram goes down!!!! Kammy and Alyssa…good God, it's out of control!

DD: And Panther's sitting back laughing!!! HAHA!

VJ: Panther…officials trying to get Scarlet KV out of…WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!! That's…that's Ice Cube!!!!!!!!

DD: What?!

VJ: Ice Cube is out here with that lamb leg!!! KV doesn't see him!

DD: Look out, KV!!! Turn around…OH!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: DOWN GOES KV!!!!! THERE'S A SHOT FOR FIRESTORM!!! AND ICE CUBE…ICE CUBE ALL OVER SCARLET KV ON THE OUTSIDE…ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE IN THE OPENING STAGES OF FNS!!! FANS, DON'T GO AWAY!!!! WE'LL BE BACK!!!!

KV: (Flips over a chair) DAMN IT!!!!!

Kammy: KV, calm down!

KV: I've had it with those damn Riot Makerz!!!! Everytime I turn around! Week in, week out, those f*cking Riot Makerz are attacking us from behind! And if it's not the Riot Makerz, it's the Rocker or Apocalypse!

T Money: Hey dawg, you ain't gotta worry about Rocker! I got his ass later on tonight!

KV: Yes…but Ice Cube…the Riot Makerz…(growls) damn it, any of you see or even think that you see a Riot Maker, I want you to beat him within an inch of his life, you hear me?!?! I WANT THE RIOT MAKERZ DESTROYED!!!!!!!

Stevo: No problem!!!

Panther: (To the woman) Um…excuse me, miss…can I help you with something?

Joanie: (Turns around and faces Panther) What's the matter? Don't recognize your old girlfriend?

Panther: (Smiles) Damn…wassup Joanie? Wha…what are you doing here? (Gives her a hug and a kiss on the cheek)

Joanie: I came here to see you.

Panther: Yeah? About what?

Joanie: Well…you know my birthday was yesterday, right?

Panther: How could I forget?

Joanie: Yeah…I know. But…listen, I know we haven't been spending a whole lotta time together since we broke up…and…well…how would you like to go out to dinner or something?

Panther: Are you asking me out?

Joanie: (Smiles) I just wanna know if you wanna do something together…just me and you.

Panther: (Blushing) We…well…I dunno, J. It's just…you know Diamond's at home and all…I don't think she would like me and you going out…

Joanie: It's not a date or anything.

Panther: I know…I know…but still…she wouldn't like that.

Joanie: Oh…

Panther: I'm sorry…

Joanie: No…no, I understand. You've got a girlfriend now.

Panther: Yeah…maybe when she gets better we can all go out…together.

Joanie: (Under her breath) Good God he's whipped. Well…Panther I'll talk to y…

Panther: Whoa, whoa! I'm whipped?! You think Diamond's got me whipped?! Is that what you think?

Joanie: No, Panther. No…it's just…well…nothing.

Panther: No, you think I'm whipped!

Joanie: I do not! It's just that…well…when your girlfriend has to tell you whether or not you can go out…

Panther: Look, I can do whatever the hell I wanna do! If I wanna go out with you, I can do it…as a matter of fact…I'll show you how whipped I am! I'll go out with you tonight.

Joanie: Panther, you don't hafta prove anything to me…

Panther: No, but I wanna go!

Joanie: You sure?

Panther: (Hesitates) Yeah! Yeah…as a matter of fact, we can go right now!

Joanie: (Laughs) Ok. You're the boss!

(Panther puts his arm around Joanie and the two walk away together. In the background, we can see Sabrina Wilson and Stephanie McMahon watching on as we cut to ringside for the next match)

DD: Yeah, and she's a member of Black Blood too!

VJ: That she is…man! I don't quite know what to say about her!

DD: I do…

VJ: Well let's pretend you don't! There's the lockup in the center of the ring…Desires locks in the side headlock…

DD: Vince, I really don't know what to say about this match! I mean…you know I love Black Blood…but with me and Alyssa getting married in two weeks, I'm split!

VJ: You and Alyssa…

DD: That's right!

VJ: Oh please! Desires shoved into the ropes…OH!!!! Shoulder block by Desires and neither woman moves! Alyssa off the ropes now…Desires with a drop down, Alyssa off the other side…OH! Again neither woman moves! This match pretty much even here--OOOH BOY!!!!

DD: HAHA! Did you see that, Vince?!

VJ: Alyssa Sanders just slapped the taste out of Desires' mouth! And she doesn't look happy about that!!!

DD: Alyssa….you might wanna run, dear…OOH!

VJ: Stiff right hand catches Desires right in the mouth! And another one has her reeling!!! Irish whip by Alyssa…Desires off the ropes and a BAAAAAACK BODY DROP!!! This crowd is going crazy for Deadly Candy, and Desires is reeling! Desires is on the ropes, and HERE COMES CANDY!!!!! BIG CLOTHESLINE SENDS DARKEST DESIRES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR!!!!! AND DALLAS IS LOVING IT!!!!

DD: I love it too, Vince!!! Ya think I can get her to do that on our honeymoon?

VJ: Will you stop?! Are you drinking that egg nog again?

DD: I'm not drinking any nog, this week!

VJ: (Sighs) Desires headed back into the ring…it's almost as if she doesn't know wha…what's going on?

DD: huh?

VJ: We've got some commotio--wait a…that's Tina!!! Tina on her way out to ringside! What's the meaning of this?!

DD: I thought the GNL wasn't allowed to show up without an invitation.

VJ: Well I know damn well Panther didn't invite her here tonight! Tina…she's headed over here by us!!! Tina…what are you doing here…

Tina: (Puts on a headset) Shut up, Vince! I am Tina Marie Laurer! The BADDEST CHICK in the biz! The Superwoman of Professional wrestling! I go anywhere I wanna go, and nobody, not you, not Dave, not even Panther can tell me I can't!

DD: (Pulls out his gun) Well I've got a friend here who tells me otherwise, bitch!

VJ: (Slaps Dave) WILL YOU PUT THAT AWAY!!! Back in the ring, Deadly Candy chopping away in the corner! Tina, why are you out here?! What business do you even have in the arena tonight?

Tina: Well I'll tell ya, Vince! This Darkest Desires chick…me and her have a little business to settle! I mean, last weak on a house show, me and her had a match! And you know me, Vince…I'm the Superwoman! The Baddest Chick, and naturally I wiped the floor with her sorry ass! I mean I beat her from pillar to post, wall to wall! By the end of the match she was begging me! She was pleading! "Oh Tina, I can't take it anymore. Please have some mercy". I mean…she's waving the white flags and what not, and I was just about to finish her off, Vince! I really was, but ya know what she did?

VJ: What?

Tina: You see she's into all of this voodoo and Black Blood spooky stuff…and she cast a spell on me!

VJ: She did not!

Tina: Don't tell me what she didn't do! I was there! Her head started spinning! She started mumbling some kinda weird stuff! And the next thing ya know, I'm back in the locker room and she's running all over town telling everybody she can find that she whipped my ass!!! Well that is SO not true, and you know it's not!

VJ: Well one thing I do know is that you're not a part of the NFWA, so you don't have any business being out here!

Tina: Johnson, do you really think that Panther has the balls to kick me out of here?

DD: Why don't you ask your sister Chyna about that?

Tina: Shut up, Dave!

VJ: Well let's keep our focus on this match here! Alyssa has owned this match thus far! Irish whip…DESIRES HARD OFF THE BUCKLE!!! And once again!!!! Deadly Candy whipping her from pillar to post, and look at this now! Alyssa off the ropes…COUGH DR---OH NO!!!!!!

DD: Oh my gosh! Alyssa!!!!!

VJ: Deadly Candy just flung right into the top turnbuckle by Desires!!! Alyssa…oh she's out of it! And watch Desires…NECKBREAKER!!!!!!! This one could be all! There's the cover…1…2…NO!!! Kickout! Alyssa Sanders…her ears probably still ringing after that neckbreaker, and now it's time for Desires to capitalize! Yes…boot to the midsection of Alyssa! And a 2^nd! A 3^rd!!! She has her by the hair now…what's she setting up for here? OH!!!! SCOOP UP AND A SLAM!!!! Deadly Candy just planted in the center of the ring…and now where's she going?

DD: To the top, Vince! To the very top!

VJ: Deadly Candy is flat on her back, and now Darkest Desires is going upstairs!!! Tina, you don't look to happy about this…

DD: Alyssa won't be happy after--OH!!!!!!!

VJ: MOONSAULT!!! PICTURE PERFECT MOONSAULT! THE LEG IS HOOKED…2…NO!!!! Alyssa barely got the shoulder up!

Tina: (Sucks teeth) See, Vince, that just goes to show just what kinda non-talent slug this Darkest Desires bitch is! I mean…c'mon, you know that if that was me in there with Deadly Candy, and I had just hit a moonsault, she wouldn't have kicked out!

VJ: Oh, I'm sure, Tina!

Tina: Damn right you are!

VJ: As a matter of fact, I'm sure that if you were wrestling Deadly Candy this match would've been over hours ago!

Tina: Vince, if you don't watch your damn mouth Darkest Desires won't be the only bitch getting her ass kicked tonight!

DD: (laughs)

VJ: You're not even supposed to be here tonight!

Tina: Well if you don't want me here, if you wanna get rid of me so damn bad, why don't you make me leave!

DD: Yeah, Vince! Make her leave!

VJ: Whose side are you on?

DD: C'mon, Vince! You're not scared of a girl, are ya?

Tina: You know he is!

VJ: Will both of you shut up, I'm trying to call a match here!!! Alyssa backed into the buckle…and catches a hard boot to the midsection!!! And another!!! Irish whip…reversal by Candy, Desires ducks the clothesline--OH MY GOODNESS!!!! BULLDOG ON ALYSSA!!!

DD: HAHA! That's Alyssa's move!

VJ: Darkest Desires hits a Cough Drop of her own, and Deadly Candy may be done! Deadly Candy, Desires hooks the leg…1…2…SHE KICKS OUT AFTER 2!!!! Darkest Desires was damn close to getting the win, and she locks in a chinlock on Alyssa!

Tina: (Sighs) Vince, this match is so boring! I'm about 5 minutes away from hopping in that ring and kicking the crap out of these 2 roaches!

VJ: Darkest Desires trying to wear Deadly Candy down. Referee Stephanie Jenkins right in there to see if Candy is in this thing, as the crowd starts to rally behind Alyssa! Deadly Candy…Deadly Candy trying to fight this hold! Can she make the escape?!

DD: C'mon, Alyssa!

VJ: Alyssa…she's back up to 1 knee…and there's an elbow right to the midsection! And another…Darkest Desires holding onto this hold for dear life and---OH!!!!!!! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX TAKES HER UP AND OVER!!!!! DARKEST DESIRES IS DOWN!!! DARKEST DESIRES IS DOWN…BUT SO IS DEADLY CANDY!!!!

Tina: Oh my gosh, Vince! I seem to have…lost my purse. If you can excuse me for a minute…(takes off her headset)

VJ: Wait a minute! Where are you going?! Tina has just left the commentary booth…what the hell is she up to, Dave?!

DD: She said she lost her purse! Shut up and call the match!!!

VJ: Alyssa back to her feet, as is Darkest Desires…Desires charges in…OH!! SHE'S CAUGHT!

DD: HAHA!

VJ: Alyssa Sanders caught Desires with a double leg takedown! Desires is caught, ladies and gentlemen! What's she gonna do here?!

DD: I dunno, Vince, but this doesn't look good for Black Blood---OH!

VJ: OH MY GOODNESS!!! SLINGSHOT BY ALYSSA SENDS DESIRES HARD OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!! Desires is out of it! Desires is out of it…AND THERE IT IS!!!!! THE COUGH DROP!!!! THIS TIME IT CONNECTS! HERE WE GO…1…2…3!!!!!! NO!!! FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!

DD: Oh my God, Vince! That was a 3 and you know it!

VJ: Darkest Desires…barely able to get the foot on the bottom rope, and Deadly Candy can't believe it!

DD: Don't feel bad, Candy! It's not your fault we've got a lesbian for a referee!

VJ: She's not a lesbian!

DD: And they call you Canadian!

VJ: (Rolls eyes) Alyssa may be zooming in for the kill here! Scoop up…oh! Go behind Desires…SCHOOLGIRL!!! DESIRES WITH A SCHOOLGIRL!!!! THIS ONE COULD BE ALL…1…2…NO!!!!!! Deadly Candy barely got the shoulder up!

DD: Damn it, Vince! That was a fast count!

VJ: I don't care what the---HELL IS GOING ON?! TINA'S IN THE RING! TINA'S IN THE RING WITH A CHAIR--AND SHE JUST GOT YANKED OUT BY SECURITY!!!

DD: HAHA! Vince…what the hell?!

VJ: Tina…she just ran into the ring with that steel chair! I think she was going after Darkest Desires, and look at security! Security trying to take Tina away…

DD: LOOK IN THE RING!

VJ: OH!!!!! DDT!!!! Deadly Candy with the DDT on Desires!! There's the cover…1…2…NO!!!! Desires barely able to kick out, and ladies and gentlemen, we've got a match on our hands!!!!

DD: Where the hell are they taking Tina?!

VJ: She had no damn business being here in the first place, so frankly Dave, I don't give a damn!!!!

DD: HAHA! That's cold, Vince!

VJ: Watch Deadly Candy now! She just pulled Desires in place…what's she setting up for here?!

DD: I smell something sweet, Vince?! Can ya smell it?! Huh?! Can ya smell it?!

VJ: Your breath smells like egg nog!

DD: Aww…you're just jealous cuz you popped your blow up doll last night!

VJ: (Sighs) Alyssa Sander is headed to the top! We could be just moments away from the Sweet Sensation, and ladies and gentlemen, this crowd is on its feet!

DD: Oh my goodness Vince…HERE IT IS…

VJ: OH NO!!!!!!!!! NOBODY HOME!!!!!!! Darkest Desires able to move out of the way, and Alyssa got nothing but canvas! And watch Desires now! She's got Alyssa by the hair…OH!!!! Hard kick to th--another one!!! And---OH MY GOODNESS!!!! 1…2…3! THIS ONE'S OVER!!!

DD: Damn it, Vince!!!!

VJ: Oh my goodness! Darkest Desires…two hard kicks and a moonsault and this one is over!!!

DD: Vince, I'm starting to wonder if Tina wasn't telling the truth about her and that voodoo! Somebody check her locker room for any goats!!

VJ: Go…will you shut up?! Darkest Desires pulls out an upset victory over Deadly Candy…and look at Alyssa! She doesn't even know what hit her!

DD: HEY!!

VJ: IT'S LIGHTNING!

DD: What's he doing here?!

VJ: Lightning…fresh off of a loss to Johnny Havok at Apocalypse Now!! Ladies and gentlemen, don't go away! More FNS after this commercial break!!!

VJ: OH! Double leg takedown by Ice Cube!!! Scarlet KV…OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! KV JUST SLINGSHOT HARD OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!!! Scarlet KV is out of it, and here it comes!! Ice Breaker comin--OOOOOH!!!!!! TRISTRAM JUST…OH MY GOD!!!!!

DD: DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!

VJ: HE JUST SHATTERED THAT CINDER BLOCK OVER THE HEAD OF ICE CUBE!!!! THE CHAMPION IS OUT!!!! THE CHAMPION IS OUT…KV WITH A SCHOOLBOY ON TRISTRAM…1…2…3!!!!!!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!

DD: HAHAHA!!! What about it, Vinnie!!!!

Ice Cube: Is that right?

AD: Yeah, that's what he said.

Ice Cube: Hmmm…ok. Rage isn't here tonight…"Slick" Steve's on vacation…Havok hasn't gotten here yet…which leave…uh oh! (Begins pacing) Oh…oh my God, Amy!

AD: Are you ok?

Ice Cube: AM I OK?! Didn't you hear?! Black Blood is out to get me, man?! I mean…(bites his fingernails) They're gonna destroy me on sight! They're gonna break my bones! They're gonna…they're gonna…they're gonna get their asses kicked, that's what they're gonna do! (Crowd cheers in the background) Ya see Amy, if I've said it once, I've said it 1000 times, YOU DON'T F*CK WITH THE RIOT MAKERZ…OH!!!!

DD: HAHAHA!

VJ: T Money!!! T Money and Tristram backstage! They're doing a number on Ice Cube!

DD: Yeah! That oughta teach that idiot to keep that lamb leg outta Black Blood's business!

VJ: T Money and Tristram double teaming Ice Cube! Oh…get outta there, Amy!!! T Money holding Ice Cube…and what;'s Tristram…he's got a trashcan!!! T Money holding Ice Cube for Tri---OH!!!!

DD: What in the worl…oh no!!!

VJ: Tristram hit T Money!! Tristram hit T--ICE BREAKER ON TRISTRAM!!!!!!! ICE CUBE JUST NAILED TRISTRAM WITH THE--DAMN IT!!!!!! PYSKO STEVO FROM BEHIND!!! HE JUST HIT ICE CUBE IN THE BACK OF THE KNEE WITH THAT PIPE…DAMN IT!!!! Ice Cube is down…

DD: HAHA! Yeah..get him Stevo!!

VJ: Psyko just knocked the hell outta Ice Cube with that pipe…oh, he's hurt!!! Ice Cube is hurt, ladies and gentlemen!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to FNS, and this was the scene moments ago…

DD: No, no! Lemme tell it, Vince! It was great! That idiot Ice Cube got on TV running his mouth! Saying he was gonna do this to Black Blood, he was gonna do that! And then Black Blood made him eat his words! I love it!

VJ: Ice Cube having to fight off T Money and Tristram…then RIGHT THERE!!! Psyko Stevo out of nowhere with a lead pipe to the back of the knee…Ice Cube went down like a ton of bricks!

DD: WAAAA! WHY ME?! WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!

VJ: Will you shut up?!

DD: No I won't! That idiot ran out here running his mouth, and Black Blood closed it for him!!! Havok, pay attention, cuz that's the same thing that's gonna happen to you!!!

DD: Sick?! He's happy, Vince! And so am I! I mean…finally somebody put that lamb chop wielding lunatic in his place! Did you hear him crying in the back?!

VJ: Well Ice Cube…he's got Psyko Stevo later on, and you'd better believe that Stevo has hell to pay, but right now, Scarlet KV will be in action against the Magdra! Folks, we've gotta take another quick commercial break! When we come back, it's the Madgra and KV! Stay with us!

DD: What in the world?!

VJ: THE MAGDRA NOT WASTING ANY TIME!!! He hits the ring and look at him go to work!! Right hands! Rapid fire right hands to the jaw of the I-C Champion! He has him by the hair…Scarlet KV now…OH!!!!! He goes facefirst right into the top turnbuckle!!! And again!!!!

DD: What a cheater, Vince!

VJ: The Magdra is all over Scarlet KV, and look at Kammy! Kammy up on the ring apr---OH MY GOODNESS WHAT A RIGHT HAND!!!!

DD: YOU IDIOT!!!!!

VJ: He just hit Kammy right in the mouth with a right hand…AND KV FROM BEHIND WITH A CHOP BLOCK!!!! Oh man!!! Magdra…KV going to work on him now! It was just one week ago when Kammy came to ringside and helped Scarlet KV, this vicious, sadistic son of a bitch, she helped him piledrive the Magdra time after time after…what the hell has gotten into her, Dave?!

DD: KV has gotten into her! Black Blood has gotten into her! Face it, Vince! You heard what Scarlet KV said earlier, Black Blood is the most powerful force in sports entertainment! It's just a matter of time before they dominate the NFWA! Not even Panther can stop them!

VJ: Well I don't know how wise it is to pick a fight with the CEO, but KV has done it! And look at him now! Hammering away to the back of the head of Magdra! Seemingly attacking the neck…

DD: that just goes to show you how smart KV is! He's brilliant, Vince! You gotta admit it!

VJ: OH! Neckbreaker on the Magdra!!!! Scarlet KV…he may have him, here! The leg is hooked…2…NO! He got the shoulder up…OH! And KV with a chokehold on the Magdra!!! Scarlet KV…C'MON REF!!! GET IN THERE!!! KV breaks the hold! The attack seems to be focused on the neck of the Magdra! Weakening the area that was injured last week on FNS!

DD: And look at Kammy! Aww man…when me and Alyssa get married, Vince, Kammy's gonna be my mistress! Oh boy, don't she look good!

VJ: Yes, but she's got nothing but the devil in her!

DD: Not after I'm through with her! HAHA!

VJ: Will you…scoop up and a slam by KV…what's this now…OH!!!!! Stiff kick to the back of the neck of the Magdra!!! And another one! The Magdra is in some deep trouble, and Ahmad has a look of concern!

DD: Yeah! Magdra needs this win Vince! He's got 2 more payments he's gotta make on his crackhouse!

VJ: Stop it!

DD: What?! It's not my fault he's a crackhead!

VJ: You're one to talk! KV now…uh oh! He's got him set up…not again, Dave! Not another piledriver…OH!!!!

DD: NO!!

VJ: LOW BLOW!!!! Scarlet KV just got rocked with a low blow from the Magdra…

DD: Damn it, Ruby! Disqualify that idiot…NO!

VJ: DDT BY THE MAGDRA!!! Scarlet KV just got spiked, and there's the cover…NO WAIT A MINUTE!!! HE JUST SAID SCREW THE COVER!!! MAGDRA HAMMERING AWAY UPON SCARLET KV!!! RIGHT HANDS!! RIGHT HANDS TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AND TO THE EAR!!! THIS CROWD IS GOING CRAZY!

DD: They ain't the only ones, Vince! This guy's lost his damn mind!

VJ: Magdra has him by the hair now…HARD knife edge chop! ANOTHER sends KV back into the ropes! Irish whip now…KV ducks the clothesline…MAGDRA CATCHES HIM COMING OFF WITH A HARD KNEE TO THE GUT!! There's the cover…1…2…NO! KV manages to get the shoulder up!!! Magdra now…what's he doing here?

DD: He's breaking every rule in the damn book! Vince, he cannot do this to our future world champion!

VJ: Well he's doing it! Boot to the midsection sends the I-C Champ back to the buckle…uh oh!

DD: oh no!! Vince…

VJ: Magdra mounting him in the buckle! Scarlet KV is in some serious trouble, and you know what's coming up now!!!

DD: NO…

VJ: 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10!!!!! 10 right hands right to the top of the head!!! SCARLET KV IS ON DREAM STREET!

DD: Aww…and we ain't even in Jersey!!!

VJ: SNAP SUPLEX TAKES HIM OVER!! There's the cover…1…2…thr…no!!!!! KV barely able to kickout! And you can feel it, Dave! Can you imagine the Magdra getting the upset victory over #1 contender!

DD: Hell no!!!

VJ: Well it could happen right here! The Magdra has KV by the hair! KV is absolutely out of it, and this Texas crowd is all riled up!

DD: Damn it, KV! You cannot lose to a closet alcoholic! Get up!!!

VJ: We may be just moments aw--oh! Right hand to the throat by KV! Magdra…that was a hard shot to the throat! And watch Scarlet now! Boot to the midsection caught…OH!!!!! ENZUIGIRI!!!!!!!!! RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! THIS ONE'S ALL…1…2…3!!!!! HE GOT HIM!!!!!

DD: HAHA! You were saying what, Vince?!

VJ: Scarlet KV…outta nowhere with that enzuigiri picks up the victory, and if that happens at Total Annihilation…ladies and gentlemen, we could have a brand new World Champion!

DD: Damn right we will! See, Vince! This man is a Near Pefect athlete! Johnny Havok…he's nothing! He's a nobody, a fluke…

VJ: Hey wait just a minute! KV just pulled Ahmad into the ring!!! What is the meaning of this?!

DD: Well…you heard what he said about KV's mom, right…

VJ: oh wait just a..no! He's a manager, damn it! No…TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!!!! AHMAD ITANI HAS JUST BEEN PLANTED…WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?! WHAT THE…AND LOOK AT KAMMY!!! KAMMY WHIPPING THE HELL OUTTA THE MAGDRA WITH THAT BULLWHIP!! KAMMY…DAMN IT! This is uncalled for! The match is over, damn it!

DD: Well I'll have you know that when Magdra and Kammy were together, Magdra would come over Kammy's house in drunken rages and do this all the time! Kammy's just getting her paybac--

VJ: YOU'RE HIDEOUS..AND SO IS THIS DAMN ATTACK ON THE MAGDRA!!! 2 weeks in a row, KV and Kammy…KV's got him up again! Don't do that!!!! KV's got Magdra…oh no---NO!!!!!!!! SPIKE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!!! DAMN IT…THE MAGDRA AND AHMAD HAVE JUST BEEN LAID OUT!!!

VJ: Damn him!!! Damn him to hell!

DD: Havok, pay real close attention!!! 2002, the year that Black Blood dominates the NFWA!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

KT: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm standing out of the dressing room of Lightning! When we come back, I'll try to get a word with the former 3-time World Champion!

Sabrina: Yeah…they found him not guilty, isn't that great?! (Pause) Who?!…Panther…oh! Diamond, you know I love ya like a sister, and I don't wanna see you get hurt. There's something I hafta tell you about Panther…

KT: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm back here with Lightning, and Lightning…you must be disappointed after your match with Johnny Havok last Saturday night at Apocalypse Now.

Lightning: Disappointed? What do you mean disappointed?

KT: Well…since coming back to the NFWA, there's been a lot of speculation that maybe…well…

Lightning: Maybe, what?!

KT: That…well…maybe you've…sorta…lost it. Maybe…maybe you're not at the same level you were at when you left. There have been a lot of critics who say that you're…well…washed up!

Lightning: Is that what you think, Kevin? You think I'm washed up?

KT: I don't think that, but I've heard some of the guys in the back…

Lightning: Who says I'm washed up?!

KT: Well…I don't wanna cause any trouble…

Lightning: No, since you wanna come here and play messenger boy, tell me! Who in the back thinks old Sparky is washed up?! Huh?!

KT: Look…

Lightning: No, you look! What happened last week with Havok was a mistake! I made one mistake and I lost the match!!! Ok?! But since you…oh I'm sorry! Since the boys in the back seem to think that Lightning doesn't have it anymore, why don't you give em this message…

VJ: OH!!!! Lightning…Lightning hit Taylor!!! Lightning just clotheslined Kevin Taylor!!!

DD: Can you believe this, Johnson?!

VJ: Lightning…oh my God! He is all over Kevin Taylor in the locker room! Lightning…oh my, he's snapped!

Lightning: Ya like that, messenger boy! Give that message to the boys in the back, and tell em Sparky sent it! (Walks into his dressing room and slams the door)

DD: HAHAha! Vince…

VJ: Lightning…oh my God!

VJ: Psyko Stevo, the NFWA X-Treme Champion, not getting a positive response from this capacity crowd!

DD: Well these redneck hicks need to learn some respect for an American hero! I mean…if it wasn't for Psyko Stevo, the GNL woulda swept the NFWA at the PPV!!! You'd probably be watching the GNL Night Slam right now!

VJ: Well they're booing the son of a bitch because of that dispicable attack on Ice Cube…

DD: Hey! Ice Cube attacked KV first!

VJ: Well…hey wait a minute! Psyko Stevo…what's he doing?!

DD: Wait a minute…I think he lost his contact lense?

VJ: Stevo hiding behind the FNS set! Wait a minute…don't tell me…HE'S GONNA AMBUSH ICE CUBE!!!! That son of a bitch is gonna ambu…

DD: SHHHHH! Shut up before somebody hears you!

VJ: Damn it..this isn't right! Ice Cube was attacked earlier on…we don't even know if he's in the shape to wrestle this match right now! Don't tell me he's gonna do it again!!!

VJ: Ice Cube…Ice Cube on his way out to ringside! Little does he know that Psyko Stevo is waiting right by the entrance with that title belt…

DD: Vince, will you shut up?! Damn snitch! Where is that skankhole anyway?!

VJ: I have no clue! We've got his music playing…Stevo is waiting by the--HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! THERE HE IS!

DD: What in Sa--oh my God, Stevo!!!! Turn Around!!!!

VJ: ICE CUBE IS ON THE STAGE WITH THAT LAMB LEG…

DD: TURN AROUND…OH NO!!!!!

VJ: OH MY!!!!! ICE CUBE JUST NAILED HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!! RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THAT LAMB LEG!! THE X-TREME CHAMPION IS DOWN!!!

DD: Vince…is this an X-Treme match?!

VJ: The hell if I know! Look at Ice Cube now! Ice Cube has him by the hair…AND ANOTHER HARD SHOT RIGHT TO THE DOME!!! AND ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!!! ICE CUBE IS CLEANING STEVO'S CLOCK WITH THAT LAMB LEG!!! AND THIS CROWD IS LOVING IT!!!!

DD: These people are idiots!!! Get away, Stevo!! He's crazy!!!

VJ: Stevo trying to get back to his feet…he has been busted wide open by that iced lamb leg, and Ice Cube is pissed off!!! Ice Cube…

DD: Get away, Stevo! This idiot might rip off your leg and beat you with it! Oh…

VJ: Right hand blocked…ICE CUBE CONNECTS WITH ONE OF HIS OWN!!! And another one blocked…Ice Cube responds once again!!!! Ice Cube…he's gaining some momentum now! Hammering away to the forehead of Stevo!!!

DD: He's getting close to that edge, Vince!!!

VJ: Psyko Stevo is reeling, and he's getting oh so close to the edge of that stage…

DD: Damn it, Vince! Somebody stop this idiot…OOOOH!!!

VJ: OH MY!!! ANOTHER RIGHT HAND AND STEVO IS TEETERING!!! STEVO TEETERING ON THE BRINK OF DESTRUCTION!!! ICE CUBE WITH ANOTHER RIGHT!!!

DD: Oh no!! Vince…somebody…can we get some help here!

VJ: Psyko Stevo is living on the edge, and Ice Cube's got that lamb leg!!! Ice Cube gonna deliver the death blo---OH!!!!!!! ICE CUBE DODGES THE SUPERKICK…LETHAL INJECTION ON STEVO!!!!!!!!!!!

DD: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!!!!!!

VJ: LETHAL INJECTION! IT'S LOCKED IN ON THE STAGE! STEVO IS WRITHING IN PAIN!!!! WHERE THE HELL IS THE REFEREE?!

DD: Is this even a match?!

VJ: The referee…the referee was up in the ring---STEVO'S TAPPING!!! STEVO IS TAPPING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!

DD: HE IS NOT!!! HE IS NOT!!!

VJ: Oh my! Ice Cube released the hold!!! Ice Cube has won this thing, ladies and gentlemen…wait a minute. Referee Peterson finally makes it up to the stage…

DD: Vince, you cannot sit there with that goofy look on your face and tell me that was a fair match! That was an ambush by this sick, psychotic piece of…

VJ: Wait a minute! We've got some kinda argument here between Ice Cube and the referee…the ref yet to call for the bell…hey wait just a minute!!!

DD: HAHA!

VJ: Wait a minute! The referee just said that he didn't see the tap out!!! Referee Peterson…AWW C'MON!!

DD: YES!! Finally some justice here tonight in Dallas!

VJ: What the…HOW THE HELL DID HE MISS THAT?! IT WAS PLAYING ON THE PANTHERTRON---WATCH STEVO…OH!!!!!!! He just tried to hit Ice Cube from behind with that title belt, and caught a right hand for his troubles!!! And another one!!! And a boot to the midsection! Ice Cube is unloading on the X-Treme Champion…what's he thinking here!

DD: Oh, you know he doesn't have a mind, Vince!

VJ: Ice Cube…he's got Stevo set up for…oh no! Oh no---OOOOOOOOH MY GOODNESS!!!!! HE JUST HIP TOSSED PSYKO STEVO OFF THAT STAGE…THAT'S A 10 FOOT DROP ALLL THE WAY DOWN TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!!!! STEVO….OH MY GOD HE MAY BE BROKEN IN HALF!!!!!

DD: Vince, this is not fair and you know it!!!!

VJ: How is it not fair?!

DD: Psyko Stevo came here tonight to wrestle a civilized match on a civilized NFWA program, but this 2 bit hoodlum Ice Cube has to go and…oh Stevo! Get away! Get away!

VJ: He looks to be trying…oh my! Ice Cube's got that lamb leg again! Ice Cube…stalking Psyko Stevo..and look at Stevo now! Stevo hobbling back to the locker room…what a…

DD: What a brilliant move by the Champion!

VJ: Brilliant! He's running from Ice Cube!

DD: To the naked eye he's running, but to the eye that has clothes on it, you can plainly see that Psyko Stevo is throwing Ice Cube out of his gameplan, and making him play HIS gameplan!

VJ: What the hell did you just say?!

DD: I SAID CALL THE DAMN MATCH! Skankhole!!!

VJ: Ice Cube following Stevo through those curtains--OH! Did you hear that?!

DD: Hear what?!

VJ: It sounded like…it sounded a like a piece of…

VJ: OH NO!!!! HE'S GOT…HE'S GOT THAT PIPE AGAIN!!!! STEVO HAMMERING AWAY UPON ICE CUBE WITH THAT PIPE!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!

DD: HAHA! I told ya, Vince!!! Never doubt the power of the unnaked eye!!!!

VJ: Kiss my ass!!!!! Psyko Stevo once again…that's the same thing…OH! Right in that injured leg!!! And again!!! Stevo is all over Ice Cube…damn it ref, get in there!

DD: No, Vince! It was all fair when Ice Cube was beating him with dead lamb parts, but Stevo pulls out one pipe and you're ready to bust a cap in his ass!

VJ: Stevo…damn it! He's got Ice Cube by the hair now…HARD knife edge chop!!! AND ANOTHER!! He's got him by the hair once again, and look at this now! Dragging Ice Cube down the hallway by his hair! Ice Cube…he's out of it after being caught with that pipe…oh no…oh NO!!!!!! ICE CUBE TOSSED RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF THE DUMPSTER!!!!! This one could be all right there! The cover…2…kickout by Ice Cube!

DD: I guess this is an X-Treme match, huh?

VJ: That or this referee is a damn fool! Stevo has Ice Cube by the hair once again…and Ice Cube…he's busted open!!! He's been busted wide open--AND STEVO SLAMS HIM RIGHT BACK INTO THAT DUMPSTER!!!!! ONE MORE TIME!!!! And look at the blood dripped down the side of that dumpster! Ice Cube…oh man..

DD: I can feel it right here, Vince! The total destruction of the Riot Makerz!!!!

VJ: Rage and Steve Carter aren't here! Johnny Havok…he's here and he will do battle with Tristram a little later on! But watch Stevo!!! Stevo…he just yanked a huge piece of glass out of the dumpster! C'mon!!! This…this is going too far! X-Treme or not!

DD: Oh no, Vince! It was funny the other night when Rage was trying to kill T Money! But when Ice Cube gets his ass whipped by Stevo it’s going too far!

VJ: Damn it, he's got a piece of gla…Stevo…don't do---OH!!!!

DD: What?!

VJ: Ice Cube with a takedown!!! Stevo…he may have hit his head hard off of the concrete floor! And watch Ice Cube now! He's got Stevo set up for something! What the…OH MY GOODNESS! WHAT A MOVE!!! SLINGSHOT BY ICE CUBE…PSYKO STEVO GOES FLYING HEADFIRST INTO THE DUMPSTER!!!!

DD: Damn it, Vince!!!!!

VJ: Psyko Stevo has just been trashed…and now Ice Cube…Ice Cube trying to get his wits about him!!! Stevo…oh my goodness, he's in trouble!

DD: C'mon, Stevo! Remember what KV said! Total Destruction of the Riot Makerz!!!

VJ: Stevo trying to get out of that dumpster…OH NO HE FELL!! Psyko Stevo fell right outta the dumpster, and Ice Cube's waiting for him! Ice Cube…OH…HARD RIGHT HAND SENDS STEVO STAGGERING DOWN THE HALL!!! And another one!!! Ice Cube…Irish whip…Stevo reverses…OH!!!! Ice Cube sent flying right through that door…where the he…

DD: HOOO HOOO!!! THE WOMEN'S DRESSING ROOM BABY!!!!!

VJ: The Women's Dressing Room?! The Women's…

DD: BRA AND PANTIES, VINCE!!! BRA AND PANTIES…OH!!!!!

VJ: AND A CHAIRSHOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF PSYKO STEVO!!!!! Stevo in trouble…there's Angel…Sabrina Wilson…the ladies back there…and watch Ice Cube! Ice Cube measuring Stevo for another shot…HE CONNECTS!!! RIGHT TO THE FOREHEAD AND DOWN GOES THE X-TREME CHAMP!!!

DD: Oh, Vince!!!! Damn, look at Angel…I mean…this is…Vince…HEY!!

VJ: What the hell?! That's Kammy!!! Kammy with that whip again…she just whipped Ice Cube right in the back! Did you hear that shot?!

DD: Where the hell did she come from?!

VJ: I bet Ice Cube…oh no! She just took that mirror down from that vanity! Wait a minute! Ref…c'mon, ref! NO!!!! NO!!!!! SHE JUST SHATTERED THAT MIRROR OVER THE HEAD OF ICE CUBE!!!!!! DAMN IT TO HELL!!!!!! PSYKO STEVO WITH THE COVER…1…2…3!!!!!!!

DD: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHA!

VJ: That's not funny!

DD: What do you know?! You're Canadian!

VJ: I know Ice Cube just got his damn brains….he may have been sliced to bits by Kammy and that damn mirror! I can't believe…Psyko Stevo gets the win…Dave, what the hell has gotten into Kammy?!

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen…so far tonight has been a Black Blood night, but it could all come to a screeching halt up next! T Money! The Rocker! The Toughman Title is on the line…NEXT!!!!!!

VJ: Welcome back to FNS…and there you see the end result of that last match! Kammy shattering a mirror over the head of Ice Cube…my God….Ice Cube is hurt badly, and Dave, that was totally uncalled for! You can't sit there and tell me that Kammy had any right doing what she just did to Ice Cube!

DD: Shut up, Vince! See, KV said at the top of the show that the Riot Makerz would be destroyed! Any Riot Maker that he sees tonight would be taken out! Now if this idiot had any brains, as soon as KV said that, he woulda called a cab, took a trip to the nearest bus station and got the hell outta Texas! It's his own damn fault for staying here!

KV: Excellent work, Stevo!

Stevo: (Smiles)

KV: Now that Ice Cube is out of the way…Rage is out of the way…Steve Carter is out of the way…I guess there's just one Riot Maker left to be destroyed! (Evil smirk)

Tristram: Don't worry about Havok! I I'll handle him tonight!

KV: Good…make him suffer! Yes…but do be sure to leave just a small sample left for me…because what you start tonight…I will finish at Total Annihilation! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHA--

VJ: What the…OH!!!! THAT'S HAVOK!!!

DD: What in the world??!?!

VJ: JOHNNY HAVOK!! JOHNNY HAVOK IS ALL OVER SCARLET KV!!!!

DD: Where the hell..GET HIM YOU IDIOTS!!!

VJ: Havok…OH MY GOD!!! HE BURST RIGHT INTO THE BLACK BLOOD DRESSING ROOM AND GOT HIM SOME OF KV!

DD: Vince, who does that damn Havok think he is?! Running into Black Blood's dressing room like that! Somebody oughta call the police and have that idiot arrested for breaking and entering!

VJ: Well Havok damn sure got him a piece of Scarlet KV…I don't know how wise that was with all of his backup gone for the night…

DD: That's exactly right! Havok's a fluke and an idiot! And after Black Blood gets done with his ass he won't hafta worry about Total Annihilation!

VJ: Well right now, T Money's up in the face of the Rocker…talking a bunch of smack! As usual! You'd hafta pay the man to shut him up…

DD: Vince, that is our Universal Champion you're talking about!

VJ: And as far as I'm concerned, he's a Universal asshole, and I hope he gets his ass kicked by the Rocker here tonight!

DD: Wait a minute, Vince! Who the hell do you think you are…

VJ: Oh! T Money just shoved The Rocker right in the face!!

DD: Hey, don't you ever interrupt me when I'm…

VJ: OH! Rocker…he just shoved him right back!

DD: Vince, I'm warning your ass! You cut me off one more time and I'll--HAHA!!!! I'LL DO THAT!!

VJ: T Money…he just slapped the taste outta his mouth---AND ROCKER WITH A SPEAR!!!!!!!! ROCKER JUST SPEARED T MONEY!! AND LOOK AT ROCKER GO! RIGHT HANDS!!! RIGHT HANDS TO THE HEAD OF T MONEY! THE FIGHT IS ON, FOLKS! THE FIGHT IS ON!!

DD: Fight my ass, this idiot is trying to mug the Champion!!!

VJ: Rocker has Money by the hair now…Hard Irish whip sends the Champion bouncing hard off the buckle…AND ANOTHER ONE sends him off the other side!!! T Money…rocking and reeling! Bouncing off the walls…and here comes the Rocker…FLYING CLOTHESLINE RUNS RIGHT THROUGH T MONEY!!!! The Universal and Toughman Champion is in some deep trouble, and Rocker's headed out to the floor now!

DD: Vince…that idiot comes over here I swear…

VJ: Wait a minute…he just grabbed the ring bell…Rocker just tossed the ring bell into the ring---AND DOWN GOES THE TIMEKEEPER!

DD: Damn it, he might toss him in there with the bell!

VJ: He may very well…no! He just grabbed a chair! The ring bell has been tossed into the ring, and Rocker has a steel chair! T Money trying to get back to his feet in the ring…

DD: Look out, T! He's got STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL---OH SH*T!!!!!

VJ: AND ROCKER JUST GOT IT KNOCKED RIGHT BACK INTO HIS FACE WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE!!!!! The Rocker is down!!! The Rocker is down on the arena floor…

DD: Count, you idiot!

VJ: Referee Jonathan putting the count down…no wait a minute! T Money telling him to stop it!

DD: Yeah! Yeah, T! Do some more damage to him! Beat him so bad his mother will feel it! C'mon!

VJ: Remember folks, the only way to win a Toughman match is to knock your opponent out for a 10 count…and this asshole just tossed a ringside fan out of his seat!!! What the hell did he do that for!

DD: See, Vince, that's a sign that ya like somebody here in Texas! People do that to me all the time!

VJ: Why am I not surprised?! Wait…T Money just grabbed that chair from the crowd! We've probably got a lawsuit on our hands, and watch Rocker! Rocker getting back to his fee---OOOOOOOH MY GOODNESS WHAT A SHOW!!!!!! T Money…

DD: HE BROKE THE CHAIR!!!

VJ: HE JUST BROKE THE SEAT OF THAT CHAIR OVER THE HEAD OF THE ROCKER!!! THE ROCKER IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT! AND LOOK AT T MONEY!! Now he's telling the ref to count! There's 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…wait…Rocker starting to move on 7! 8…Rocker…Rocker getting back up to his knees…and the ref's gonna stop it! The count has stopped! The match is still on, and T Money can't believe it!

DD: I can't believe it either! How the hell did he get up after that?!

VJ: Well he may not be getting up after this…OH!!! Hard right hand to the small of the back! And another! T Money has the Rocker now…he's setting him up for something…yes…OH!!!! HARD IRISH WHIP SENDS ROCKER RIGHT INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!! RIGHT INTO THE STEEL GUARDRAIL GOES THE ROCKER!!!

DD: That thing almost went down, Vince!

VJ: I tell ya, if that railing wasn't there, we really would have a lawsuit on our hands, cuz Rocker woulda took out the 1^st 5 rows…and T Money has him once again! T Money…OH!!!!! ROCKER SENT FLYING HARD INTO THE STEEL STAIRS!!!! Rocker…oh man, he is hurt! The Rocker is hurt…OH! He's still got some fight left in him though! Rocker with a left hand jab just caught T Money right on the button! And another one!

DD: Damn it, T!!

VJ: Rocker…earlier tonight, he said he had a goal, and that goal was to destroy Black Bloo---OOOOOH!!!!!!!

DD: HAHA! Well after that move, I think T Money may have just destroyed that guy's kidz…WHAT THE--

VJ and DD: OOOOOOOOOH GOOOOOOD!!!!!!

VJ: T Money…my God! Rocker…Rocker missed with a roundhouse right and got crotched on the ringpost…then T Money…my God! Belly to back suplex through the Irish Announce table…

DD: He killed him, Vince! He has gotta be dead! He's gotta be!

VJ: You may be right! Rocker's neck folded like an accordion, and the referee is putting the count down! Rocker…Rocker is out like a light, folks! And the referee's count is up to 2…3….4….5…6…7…8…9…te…is he…is he…Rocker is moving…Rocker starting to move and the count has stopped!!! Rocker is still in this thing, folks!

DD: No way!

VJ: Yes! Give credit to the Rocker! What guts and determination on the part of this youngster!

DD: you mean what stupidity! See, he's like Ice Cube! He coulda left well enough alone and been…

VJ: Wait a minute…T Money has the Rocker by the hair…AND LOOK AT THIS!!! MONEY STRANGLING ROCKER WITH THAT TELEPHONE CORD! C'MON, NOW!!!

DD: That's exactly what I'm talking about! He coulda left well enough alone, took the count and been riding back to the hospital to have a bedpan party with Ice Cube! But NOOOO! He wants to be Mr. Guts! He wants to be Mr. Determination! He's gonna be Mr. DOA when T Money get's through with him!

VJ: T Money yanking on those cords…OK DAMN IT! I know this is no holds barred…but c'mon!

DD: He brought it all on himself, Johnson! You know it!

VJ: The Rocker…T Money finally dropping those cords, and the Rocker trying to get his wits about him. Get some air back into the lungs…oh no! T Money…he just grabbed that television monitor! Rocker…look out…OH!!!!!

DD: What the…

VJ: LOW BLOW BY THE ROCKER!!!!

DD: What a cheater, Vince!

VJ: Rocker…a page outta the book of Joanie Laurer, the former Chyna! And listen to this crowd! This crowd trying to rally behind the Rocker!

DD: Vince, if these people don't shut up I'm gonna get up outta this chair and whoop some ass!

VJ: You're not that stupid!

DD: Try me, Vince!

VJ: (Laughs) T Money…oh man! He's still reeling after being rocked with that uppercut to the groin…what the hell is that?!

DD: Looks like…LOOKS LIKE WOOOOOOOOOOOOD, Vince! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

VJ: You…nevermind! Rocker bringing out the heavy artillery here…and…is that…is that what I think it is?!

DD: Oh no…Vince, he can't do that! He can't…not on TV!

VJ: That's lighter fluid! Rocker just pulled out a can of lighter fluid! I think he's gonna burn one, Dave!

DD: he cannot do that to the great T Money! GET HIM T…HA!

VJ: OH! T Money from behind with a double axehandle! And look at this now! T Money and Rocker…slugging it out on the arena floor! T Money…OH WAIT!!! Rocker…he just shot that lighter fluid right into the eyes! Right into the eyes of the Champion!

DD: No fair!

VJ: Anything's fair in a Toughman match…ROCKER DROPPER!!!!!! ROCKER DROPPER ON T MONEY…ON THE FLOOR!!! THIS ONE IS OVER, DAVE!!! THIS ONE IS OVER!!!

DD: Oh my God! T…get up!!!

VJ: The referee is counting…we've got a new Champion, folks!!! We've got a new cham…

DD: SHUT UP, YOU YAK LICKING JACKOFF! GET UP T!!! YOU CANNOT LOSE…THIS IS A BLACK BLOOD NIGHT, REMEMBER?!?!

VJ: T Money has not moved a muscle…the referee is up to 5…

DD: No!!

VJ: 6…

DD: NO!!!

VJ: 7…

DD: (Crying) NO-HO-HO!!!!!

VJ: 8…wait a second! Rocker…he just told the referee to stop the count!

DD: What a crackhead, Vince!

VJ: Stop it! Rocker…why the hell did he tell him to stop the count! Rocker clearly had the matc…oh! That's why!! Rocker…he's setting up that table!

DD: Damn it, Vince! CALL 911! 911!!

VJ: Rocker setting up that table! T Money has just had his jelly chilled! He has not moved one muscle since being hit with the Rocker dropper, and HERE COMES THE FLUID!!

DD: Damn it, Vince!!! THIS GUY HAS GOTTA BE SHOT!!! SOMEBODY…WHERE'S MY GUN WHEN I NEED IT, VINCE?!

VJ: T Money is down! The table has been setup…it is dripping with lighter fluid, and we're only missing one thing! Just one thing…

DD: Vince…this ain't right! How can you…how can these sick freaks here in Texas…OH NO!!!

VJ: HE'S GOT THE MATCHES!!! THE ROCKER HAS THE MATCHES…AND THE TABLE IS ON FIRE!!! THE TABLE IS BURNING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!

DD: Hold on, Vince, there's still some time! If you hold my hand, and join me in some quick Dela-prayer, we can still save the title for T Money…

VJ: Will you st--GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!

DD: But its for the good of T Money!

VJ: The table is buring! The roof is about to blow off of this arena…

DD: See, Vince! I told ya…

VJ: SHUT UP!! The Rocker is ready to finish this one off…and look at T Money! T Money trying to crawl under the ring…AND ROCKER GRABS HIM BY THE ANKLE! YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE T MONEY!

DD: Damn it, Vince! Call a priest! Call a rabbi…damn it, call Superman!!! T MONEY'S GONNA DIEEEEEE!!!!!

VJ: Rocker has him setup! This is it!!! This is it right here! Yes!!! Here it comes….POWERBO--WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!

DD: WHAT?!?!?!

VJ: T MONEY…HE JUST…HE JUST HIT THE ROCKER RIGHT IN THE TOP OF THE HEAD WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER!!! WHERE…WHERE THE HELL DID THAT DAMN THING COME FROM!!!

DD: I dunno, Vince! I…HAHA! Where…

VJ: Rocker had T Money up in the powerbomb….he's out like a light!!!! Referee Jonathan putting the count down…1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10!!!!!! DAMN!!!!

DD: HAHAHA!!! WHAT A WIN, VINCE!!

VJ: That damn T…(sighs) I can't believe it!!! T Money…just pulled a sledgehammer outta nowhere…outta…my God! He damn near bashed Rocker's brains out, and he retains the Toughman Title! I can't…DAMN IT!

DD: Well that's not all, but just like KV said, Black Blood is TOTALLY DOMINATING TONIGHT!!! You love it, Vince! Admit it!

VJ: I don't love this one bit! T Money escapes by the skin of his teeth…DAMN IT!

DD: Uh oh!!!

VJ: Aww man! There's Black Blood…and they don't look happy, folks! Coming up, it's Champion Vs Champion! Tristram does battle with Johnny Havok! Don't you dare go away!!!!

VJ: What is the meaning of this?! This is supposed to be a 1 on 1 match! We're supposed to be having Tristram go 1 on 1 with Johnny Havok, but the whole damn Black Blood is out here!

DD: Vince, Black Blood is a family! You hurt one member of Black Blood, you gotta deal with the whole group!

VJ: They're not a family! They're a damn gang! All night long they've been attacking…Ice Cube…the Magdra…the Rocker in the last match…

DD: Hey, it's called Total Domination! Just like KV told Panther, and right now, we're gonna see the Riot Makerz destroyed once and for all!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen…here he comes, and look at em! Look at Black Blood…like a flock of vultures swarming over a dead body!

DD: HAAHA! That was the smartest thing your Canadian ass ever said, Vince! Bring him on!

VJ: Black Blood standing at the bottom of the ramp…where is he?

DD: HAHA! He's scared!!!

VJ: Johnny Havok…I don't blame him if he was! We've got the entire…the whole group…

DD: See, I guess he finally learned from Ice Cube! He learned from the Rocker! Black Blood just can't be…

VJ: HEY WAIT!!! JOHNNY HAVOK FROM THE CROWD!! HAVOK FROM THE CROWD!!

DD: OH NO!! TRISTRAM…LOOOK OUT…OH!!!!!

VJ: SPEAR!!!! HAVOK JUST SPEARED TRISTRAM OUT OF HIS BOOTS, AND IT'S ON, DAMN IT!!! THE FIGHT IS ON!!! GNL CHAMP VS NFWA CHAMP!!! BLACK BLOOD VS THE RIOT MAKERZ! AND JOHNNY HAVOK IS KICKING THE HELL OUTTA TRISTRAM!!

DD: No fair, Vince! No fair…OH!

VJ: HAVOK!!! HAVOK!!! BANGING TRISTRAM'S HEAD HARD OFF THE MAT!!! HE IS ALL OVER TRISTRAM LIKE A CHEAP SUIT, AND THE NFWA CHAMP IS ON FIRE!!!!!!! He's got Tristram by the hair now…HARD RIGHT HAND TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!! And a HAARRRRRRD CHOP lights up the chest of Tristram!!! Irish whip by Havok…Tristram ducks the clothesline…off the other side, ducks the elbow from Havok…here he comes again…OH!!! Havok blocks the clothesline…TRISTRAM CAN'T BLOCK THE LOCK DOWN!!!!! THERE IT IS!!! LOCK DOWN!!! LOCK DOWN ON TRISTRAM!!! THE BUILDING IS SHAKING! THE BUILDING IS---DAMN IT, BLACK BLOOOD!!!

DD: HAHAHAHA! What about that, Vince! There's an Equalizer for ya!

VJ: BLACK BLOOD…DAMN THEM!! DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!!! DAMN…SON OF A BITCH, DAMN IT! THEY'RE ATTACKING JOHNNY HAVOK!!!

DD: Calm down, Vince!

VJ: HELL NO I WON'T CALM DOWN!! YOU'VE GOT ABOUT 8 OR 9 GUYS ON ONE MAN!!! JOHNNY HAVOK…THE WORLD CHAMP IS GETTING THE HOLY HELL BEAT OUTTA HIM, AND HE IS ALL ALONE!!! ICE CUBE IS GONE! STEVE CARTER IS GONE!!! RAGE IS GONE! THE CHAMPION IS ALL ALONE…

DD: And we're seeing it right here! Just like KV promised! It's the end of the Riot Makerz…HAHAHAHAHA

VJ: DAMN IT! LOOK AT KV NOW! WHIPPING JOHNNY HAVOK ACROSS THE BACK WITH THAT WHIP! THIS IS…THIS IS OUTTA HAND, DAMN IT! THIS IS UNCALLED FOR! NO MAN DESERVES TO BE BEATEN LIKE A DAMN ANIMAL…

VJ: now What?! What else can happen here…

DD: Vince…who's…who's music is…OH WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

VJ: THAT…THAT'S THE PLAYER!!! THAT'S THE PLAYER!!!! THE TV CHAMPION IS BACK, FOLKS!!! THE TV CHAMPION IS BACK!!!

DD: HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN JAIL!!!

VJ: NOT GUILTY YOU SON OF BITCH!! THE PLAYER HAS RETURNED, AND HE IS WALKING TO THE RING WITH A PURPOSE!!! HE IS WALKING TO THE RING…

DD: Who's he coming for?! Havok or Black Blood?

VJ: I…I dunno! The Player…he was the man who won the Hardcore Rumble at Overkill, and he just hit the ring! Who is the Play--OOOOOOOH GOD!!! OH!!! HE JUST TOOK T MONEY'S HEAD OFF WITH THAT CHAIRSHOT!!!!!!

DD: NOT T!!! NOOOO!!

VJ: OHH!!! THERE'S A SHOT TO STEVO!!! AND THERE'S ONE TO REAVER!!! LOOK AT THE PLAYER!! THE PLAYER IS TEARING THROUGH BLACK BLOO--OH NO!! KAMMY FROM BEHIND!!!

DD: HAHA!!! SCREW ALYSSA! I'M MARRYING HER, VINCE!

VJ: That 2 bit bi…Kammy just whipped the Player right across the back! And now Black Blood has regained the advantage! Black Blood has…WAIT! It's the Rocker!!! The Rocker and those unknown guys again! Who the hell…

DD: That idiot still don't know where he is from the last match…

VJ: OH MY!!!!

DD: Vince…what the…

VJ: IT'S LIGHTNING!!! LIGHTNING ON HIS WAY OUT TO THE RING!!! LIGHTNING COMING TO GET HIM SOME OF BLACK BLOOD!

DD: HE'S WASHED UP, VINCE!!! HE'S WASHED UP!!!

VJ: Lightning…Apocalypse…the Player…Johnny Havok is still down in the ring…and ladies and gentlemen…AND LOOK AT BLACK BLOOD! BLACK BLOOD IS RETREATING!!!

DD: Are not!!!

VJ: HELL YEAH, THEY ARE!!! BLACK BLOOD IS GETTING OUT OF DODGE!!! BLACK BLOOD DECIDING THAT IT'LL BE BETTER TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY!!!

DD: No…I think they could just smell that damn Lightning's armpits! I'm not sure if he's Sure!

VJ: Well…what the hell did you…nevermind! Ladies and gentlemen…Black Blood is leaving…Scarlet KV does not look happy! What a night it's been from Dallas! We're out of time! For Delaware Dave, this is Vince Johnson saying so long!