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11/17/00-Live from Las Vegas, NV in the MGM Grande-Garden Arena!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The NFWA logo flashes on the screen and fades away. The scene opens in the Dynasty’s dressing room where Krazed, Sniper, Tina and Chyna are seated. The door opens and Prez Panther walks in wearing a custom made 76ers Jersey with “Panther 187” on the back and he’s carrying his briefcase and a basketball. He passes the ball to Krazed and sits down on the sofa next to Chyna. Sniper looks angry)

Sniper: I was wondering when the hell you were gonna show up!!!!!!! Where were you????!

Prez: I was ballin!

Sniper: You were ballin???! Good for you, but what about last week…

Prez: Look, I already told all of you that it was just a misunderstanding. I promise that if the Dynasty needs my help tonight, they’ll get my help tonight. No hard feelings…right? (Extends a hand to Sniper)

Sniper: (Shakes Panther’s hand) We’re still cool.

Chyna: I…don’t feel too good tonight.

Prez: Awww. What’s wrong Chy…

(Suddenly Chyna throws up all over Prez Panther’s Jersey. Krazed, Tina and Sniper start to laugh and Panther stands up and looks pissed off)

Prez: WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT?????!!! DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Chyna: (Weakly) Sorry. I told you I didn’t feel too good.

Prez: Damn it…(pointing at the jersey) you know how much this damn thing costs???!!! Damn it…what the…

(Suddenly the door opens and Viper walks in. Krazed gets up to fight him but Tina holds him back.)

Viper: (Walks over to the Prez) Hey Prez, let me just say to you that—ewwww! What the hell…did you throw up or…

Prez: Look, you want me to fire your ass???!

Viper: Sorry! Damn. Anyway, I asked you earlier in the week but you never answered me.

Prez: (Taking off the vomit covered jersey) And what’s that?

Viper: Let me be the ref in the Professional/Demp match?

Prez: No!

Viper: Please?

Prez: No!

Viper: Look…I have to do this job! Prez, we both know that that World Title match is gonna be a war! It’s gonna be all over the place, it’s gonna be out of control, and it’s also in 1 of the most important World Title matches of all time! Now, in this match we don’t want sorry ass referees like Al Gore f*cking sh*t up, we don’t want that piece of garbage Brad Patterson trying to screw Demp out of the match…what you need is a real man to do the job! Let me screw De…I mean referee the match! What do you say?

Prez: Let’s see…you do make a few good points. I mean, it’s not like the referees haven’t been getting KO’d a lot lately…matches have been really out of hand and I think we’re being sued for some of the damage caused in NYC, and Brad Patterson is still punk ass son of a bitch…you know what Viper, you wanna be the ref? Well you’ve got it!!!

Dynasty: WHAT???!

Viper: Haha! Thanks Panther! You won’t regret this!!! (Starts to leave the room)

Prez: Oh! And Viper!!!! (Viper stops and turns around) Almost forgot: The Revolution will be barred from ringside!

Viper: What?! You can’t…

Prez: And you had better call that match down the middle, too! Cuz if you don’t you, Bruiser, and Kaos are all fired! Now get the hell out!!!!!

(Viper storms out of the room and Panther laughs. The FNS video plays on the screen and the camera opens up to the live crowd in Las Vegas cheering and holding up signs as pyro goes off over by the FNS set. When the pyro stops, the camera pans the smoke-filled arena and spots such signs as “Bring back Matt Hardy”, “Beware of the Shark Attack”, “Professional Rules” and “Beware of Dogg”. The camera then cuts to the commentary booth where Vince Johnson and Delaware Dave are seated)

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the mothership!!! Welcome to the hottest show on the air today! Welcome to the Friday Night Slam, and tonight we are live from Las Vegas!!!!!!!!!!

DD: Yeah, Johnson! You know, there’s no place on the face of the Earth that comes close to Delaware, but dang it Las Vegas ain’t that bad! You know how much money I won today? Guess!!!!

VJ: I’d rather not! Tonight is gonna be a night to remember! In the main event, the unstoppable Rodney Demp goes 1 on 1 with the Professional for the World Heavyweight Title with Viper of the Revolution as the guest referee! Prez Panther made that decision just moments ago, but not only is the Revolution barred from ringside, but if Viper doesn’t call the match down the middle, he’s gone! The referee aside, this match is gonna be one for the history books!

DD: What about that big Fatal 4-way match!!!

VJ: That’s gonna be something! We’ve also got the Current Triple Crown Champion, Lightning going 1 on 1 with the Greatest I-C Champion of all Time, Shark! That’s a big one! Also we’ve got Killa and Ice Cube in a Stairway to Hell match, Rage Vs Ice Cube in a Hell in a Cell TLC Match…isn’t the Cell enough???? Also we’ve got a Buried Alive match between Reaper and Big Foot, Shyanne Vs Trish Stratus with Reaper as the ref, Firestorm doing commentary and Chyna as the special guest announcer!

DD: Yeah, Prez tried to put Chyna in that match to ruin the Commish’s plans, but Mother Nature stepped in to help out Trish! Chyna is sick!

VJ: That’s true! Shyanne could be in for a long night, plus we have word that the Thug Posse will be revealed! Let’s get to ringside for our opening contest!!!!!!

Stairway to Hell match: Killa Vs Ice Cube

(The camera focuses on the roll of barbwire hanging above the ring as the lights start to flicker blue and “Break Stuff” plays over the PA system. When the lights come back on, Killa is standing in the ring with a steel chair. His music dies down and the lights dim. Red, Purple and Orange lights cover the arena as mist fills the aisle. “Get on Top” blasts over the PA and fire shoots from the stage as Ice Cube appears in the entrance and walks down to the ring. He stops before he gets to ringside, picks up the ladder and brings it into the ring. Killa baseball slides the ladder into Ice Cube’s chest and attacks him on the floor)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

VJ: This one is starting already!!!! Killa has Ice Cube by the head…BOOM! He slammed him right into the steel stairs!!! And again!!!! And again!!!! Killa reaches into the ring and pulls that ladder out to the floor…

DD: Look out Ice Cube!!!!!!!!

VJ: OH!!!!! Killa launched it right into his face!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ice Cube may have a broken nose there, and it’s about to get worse!!!!! Killa has that steel chair…

DD: NOOOO!!! Disqualify him…

(The lights go out and a red “A” shines over the ring. The lights come back on)

DD: What the hell is that???!

VJ: I don’t know! That’s the 2^nd week in a row that happened!!!! Anyway…OH MY GOD WHAT A SHOT BY KILLA!!!! Ice Cube is down and he may be out like a light! And now Killa slides that ladder into the ring…I think he’s gonna go up there to get the barbwire!!!!

DD: This is a damn conspiracy by Prez Panther against Ice Cube! I know it is!!!!

VJ: Shut up! Killa slides the ladder into the ring…he sets it up and now he’s going for the climb!!!!! Killa is climbing the ladder rung by rung…Killa has a hand on the barbwire…NO!!!! Ice Cube just dropkicked the ladder and Killa went crashing into the ringpost!!!

DD: Hahahaha!!! What a clumsy bastard!!!

VJ: Ice Cube is all over him now! Big stomps right to the back of the head!!! Ice Cube moves the ladder out to the center of the ring…he Irish whips Killa to the ropes…flapjack on the ladder! Killa hit face first and Ice Cube makes a cover…1…2…kickout by Killa!!!!

DD: Yeah! Ice Cube is a real man! He doesn’t need barbwire to kick somebody’s ass! That’s what feet were made for! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!

VJ: Ya damn idiot! Ice Cube picks Killa up and drags him over to the corner…running powerbomb on the ladder! Killa may have a broken spine!

DD: He never had a spine to begin with!

VJ: Ice Cube is showboating a little here! He picks Killa back up…DDT!!! He spiked him and now he floats over into the pin…1…2…kickout! Ice Cube is in solid control of this match…oh no!!!

DD: Oh yeah! Somebody’s gonna get some STEEL!!!!!!!! Not wood…

VJ: Ice Cube has that chair and now things don’t look too good for Killa…oh he’s gonna get the barbwire!!!!

DD: Yes!!!!

VJ: Ice Cube is climbing that ladder to get the barbwire…he’s almost there…yes!!! He’s got it!!!

DD: Haha! This is gonna be sweet!!!!

VJ: He throws the barbwire to the ground and now what’s he doing? OH! Flying elbow from the top of the ladder into the chest of Killa!!!! And now Ice Cube wraps that chair around the head of Killa…oh no! Don’t hit him with the…oh my God he did it!!!!!!!!! He just blasted Killa right in the head with that chairshot!!!1 And again!!!! The barbwire is stuck inside Killa’s cranium!!! Killa is busted wide open and that bastard Ice Cube is laughing!!!!

DD: This is the greatest moment in the history of the NFWA that DOESN’T involve nudity!

VJ: You perverted bastard! Ice Cube is loading up for the Ice Breaker…wait a minute!!! Here comes #1 Hardcore…OH!!!! He just shattered a bottle of beer over the head of Ice Cube!!!

DD: Who in the hell does he think he is??? No, who in the hell is he???

VJ: That’s #1 Hardcore and he just got him some of Ice Cube!!!! Killa is back up now and he’s…ouch…he’s peeling the barbwire out of his head and now he just placed it on Ice Cube’s head!!!! Killa has that steel chair…OH!!! Paybacks are a bitch! Killa is beating the living hell out of Ice Cube!!!! Killa throws the chair down…Irish whip sends Ice Cube to the ropes…Powerslam!!!!! Killa is ready for the kill! He rips that barbwire out of the head of Ice Cube and places it on the mat…here it comes…Takeover on the barbwire!!!! Killa hooks the leg…1…2…3!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!

Announcer: Here is your winner: Killa!!!!!!

DD: What kinda bullsh*t is that?! Killa never would’ve won this match without the help of #1 Hardcore!!!!

VJ: It doesn’t matter, especially after all of the dirty tricks that Ice Cube pulled when he was in the Riot Makerz!

(Camera cuts to the parking lot. A long black stretch limo pulls up in the parking garage it stops and the driver gets out and opens one of the back doors. Firestorm gets out wearing a harley-davidson tank top and demin jeans. After he steps out he helps Trish Stratus out who is wearing Just a tight mini-skirt and a "Simpley Commish" Tank Top. After that Reaper steps out of the limo with his hair hanging down to his
shoulders, he has on denim jeans and a HellZ BrotherZ t-shirt he has it covered with a long black Leather Trench coat,He is also wearing Okley
sun-glasses. Then a man with white and black face paint and a black attire jumps out of the limo. They all walk through the backdoor of the arena)

DD: Hey! Our Commish is here, Vince!!!! Jump for joy!!!!!

VJ: No! Commish Firestorm, Trish Stratus and Reaper have arrived, but who the hell is that other guy???? Stay with us as FNS continues!!!!

****Commercial****

(The lights go out again and a red “A” covers the arena again. The Panthertron suddenly lights up and we see 2 men walking into the arena. The lights come back on and the Panthertron cuts off)

VJ: Who was that?!

DD: Your cousin.

VJ: Oh…ok.

(Thug 4 Life plays on the PA. Staks leaps over the guardrail and leaps over the top rope.)

Staks: STAKS IN DA HOUSE!

Crowd: BOUT TO MAKE SOME HEADS BOUNCE!

Staks: Too many pussys is running around this piece right here. So out here tonight on Friday Night Slam. I am guaranteeing that Thug Posse is all about to get their dick in the booty ass whooped on High Gear tomorrow. I aint having it no more. Panther Firestorm whoever running this shit. Give me a match with one of them Thug Posse fools. Matter of fact I'll call ya'll suckers out right now cuz you cant beat the thug hell you cant compete with the thug. I've spoken so bring it!

(Suddenly “Tha Block is Hot” by Lil Wayne starts up over the PA system)

DD: Uh oh!!! Staks is gonna get his ass kicked now!!!!

VJ: Look on the ramp! We’ve got that female member of the Thug Posse walking down the ramp. She’s calling out Staks! This woman actually has the nerve to call Staks out!!! Wait a minute!!!! The rest of them just came from the crowd and they’ve assaulted Staks!!!!

DD: Get him!!! Get him!!!

VJ: The Thug Posse is out here and they’re giving it to Staks!!! 1 of them has Staks set up for a powerbomb…OH!!!!! Staks is hurt and now they have baseball bats!

DD: Yeah! Staks wants to be a thug, huh? Well this is what Thug Life is all about…oh my God it’s Devastation!!!!

VJ: Shark and Devastation just hit the ring and now they’re tearing into the Thug Posse! And look at them! They’re retreating!!!!

DD: No fair! They’ve got them outnumbered!!!

VJ: There will be no place for the Posse to run this Sunday Night on Gear!!!!

(Camera cuts back to the Dynasty locker room where Sniper has a sinister smile on his face. Prez Panther walks into the room)

Prez: What’s so funny?

Sniper: Huh? Oh…I was just thinking about that episode of the Simpsons…you know…the funny one.

Prez: Um…alright. Look…uh…Chyna’s still throwing up in the bathroom and she’s supposed to be announcing the Women’s match…so how about you…

Sniper: No! I’ve got biz to take care of!

Prez: You couldn’t even let me finish…

Chyna: (Coughing and throwing up in the background)

Sniper: Is she alright?

Prez: I hope so. She sounds like she’s coughing up an implant in there. Anyway, do you know where Krazed and Tina went?

Sniper: No.

Prez: OK.

(We hear Chyna vomiting in the background again and the camera cuts to a split screen on Trish Stratus and Shyanne walking)

DD: What the hell is going on back there?!

VJ: I don’t know, but up next it’s the Women’s Title on the line! Trish Stratus goes 1 on 1 with Shyanne, stay with us!!!!

****Commercial****

Women’s Title: Trish Stratus (Champion) Vs Shyanne ****Reaper is the guest referee****

(Fire explodes on the stage as “Frayed Ends of Sanity” plays over the PA. Commish Firestorm and Reaper walk out with Trish Stratus. They all walk down the ramp, Firestorm walks over to the announce table and Reaper walks into the ring with Trish! Fire shoots from the ringposts and the lights come back on. The music dies down and “Party Up” by DMX plays over the PA system. Pink lights shine over the arena as Shyanne runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. She spears Trish and Reaper calls for the bell)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

VJ: Here we go!!! Shyanne is out for revenge after being screwed out of the belt at DOA and now she’s beating the hell out of Trish…damn it Reaper has Shy by the hair!

DD: Aren’t you gonna say hi to our Commish?

VJ: No! That no good bastard!

Commish: (slaps Vince in the back of the head) Isn’t this the greatest thing you’ve ever seen! Trish is destroying Shyanne! I promise you that after the ass kicking that by girl gives this cheap skank, we’re never gonna see that piece of trash again!

VJ: Will you stop it?!

DD: That’s the Commish you’re talking to!!!!

VJ: Reaper is holding Shyanne so that Trish can get free shots!! That’s not right, damn it!!!! Trish has Shyanne set up for a bulldog…Shy counters with an atomic drop that sends Trish crashing into the buckle…Trish turns around and Shyanne floors her with a clothesline…and damn it Reaper floored her with a clothesline!!!! Firestorm, why don’t you do something about this?!

Commish: I’m on a break! When if this match is still going on when I’m off break then I’ll do something about Reaper, until then you can f*ck off!

VJ: You make me sick!

(A huge pyro blast goes off on the stage and a flashing red light covers the arena. Prez Panther walks out onto the stage and is heading down the ramp to the ring)

Commish: Get him out of here! He’s not in this match!!!!

VJ: Prez Panther is on his way to ringsid now…I have no clue what he’s up to but he’s talking trash to the Commish!

Commish: He don’t want none of this!

VJ: Prez is headed over here but Reaper has him by the hair…Prez caught Reaper with a stiff right hand to the jaw…it’s Krazed and Tina from the crowd!!!! Krazed and Tina have attacked Reaper in the ring!!!!

DD: Come on! This isn’t fair!

VJ: Chyna is on her way out here now and she’s carrying a bucket of…tell me that’s not a bucket of vomit!!!!!!!!

DD: Get her away from here! I don’t want any of her germs!

VJ: Prez Panther is trying to get Chyna back to the locker room…meanwhile Shyanne has Trish hooked up…there’s the butterfly suplex!!!!!!!! OH! Firestorm just shoved Krazed into the guardrail and he slides into the ring…Firestorm just gave Shyanne the Big Time!!!! What the hell is wrong with him?!!!! Reaper rolls back into the ring and pulls Trish on top of Shyanne…1…2…it’s Ice Cube!!! Ice Cube has attacked Reaper!!!!!!!!! Reaper and Ice Cube are fighting…Ice Breaker on Reaper!!!!!!!! Firestorm is sneaking up behind Ice Cube…Prez Panther from behind just nailed Firestorm with a chairshot…

DD: WHAT???!

VJ: Ice Breaker on Firestorm!!!!!!!!!!

DD: Ice Cube and Prez Panther are in cahoots! I knew it all along!!!!!

VJ: Earlier you said Prez has a conspiracy against him! And now Ice Cube and the Prez are going face to face!

DD: Knock him out Prez!

VJ: Stop! Prez and Ice Cube look like they’re gonna…they just grabbed Trish Stratus!!!!!!

DD: Rape!!!!!!!!

VJ: Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!! Prez and Ice Cube are holding Trish and Chyna just passed that bucket of…vomit to Shy!!!!!!

DD: Oh no! Shyanne, don’t do it!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

VJ: EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Shyanne just dumped that bucket of vomit over the head of Trish!!!!!! I can’t believe I just said that!!!!!

DD: That was horrible!!!!!!!! Trish has been soiled!!!

VJ: Referee Stephanie Jenkins is out here now and Shyanne just ran threw Trish with another lariat! There’s another one!!! And another one! Shyanne picks up Trish and sets her on the top rope…SUPERPLEX!!!!!!!

DD: This is wrong!!! This is dead wrong!!!!!!

VJ: Shyanne picks up Trish again…she hits the Butterfly Suplex again!!!!! She hooks the leg…1…2…3!!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!!!!

Announcer: Here is your winner, and new NFWA Women’s Champion: Shyanne!!!!!!!

DD: You know, I used to like Shyanne, I used to like Prez Panther and I used to like Trish Stratus, but after the crap they just pulled they can all go to hell!

VJ: They did the right thing!

DD: They all suck! They poured puke over Trish’s head! Poor, poor Trish!

VJ: Well congrats to Shyanne on that spectacular victory!! Firestorm looks pissed off! When we come back, it’ll be Ice Cube going 1 on 1 with his former partner Rage! Don’t go away!

***Commercial***

(Camera cuts backstage with Commish Firestorm, Trish, Reaper and the man in black and white. Kevin Taylor walks in with a mic)

KT: Excuse me…

Commish: Shut your damn mouth! Prez Panther, you’ve been sticking your nose in my business for way too long!!!!! This fed ain’t big enough for the both of us!!!! I’m sick an tired of you always trying to get in the way of my plans, so let me make the challenge, Panther! Me and you at DOA, the winner takes full control over the fed! What do you say about that?

KT: Um…who’s that guy next to Reaper?

Commish: Who…him? That’s…

DD: What in the world!!!!!!

VJ: The Thug Posse has attacked Commish Firestorm and Reaper!!!!!!! The Posse has struck again!!!!!!! I can’t believe this! Officials are headed back to the locker room and the Posse runs away!

DD: Who’s that other guy…and will Prez Panther accept that challenge?! And why did the Posse…

VJ: The questions are my job, bitchy!!!!!!!!! Shut it!

(The lights go out and a red “A” covers the arena again. The Panthertron lights up and shows michale cole rushing to the parking garage..as ANARCHYS limo pulls up...ANARCHY gets out..the crowd goes crazy...mc rushes over to ANARCHY..

MC:...ANARCHY..WAIT ..ANARCHY JUST A FEW QUESTIONS!!!

ANARCHY:..WHAT!!??..AND WHO ARE YOU LITTLE MAN??...AND WHY SHOULD I TALK TO YOU???

MC:WELL..IM MICHALE...

ANARCHY:..IT DOSNT MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!!!
the crowd goes nuts...
ANARCHY:..YOU SEE...MIKE...ANY ONE CAN USE THE CROCKS LINES...YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A COLLEGE GRAD..OR IN HIS CASE..A GRAMMER SCHOOL DROP OUT!!!

MC:...WHY HAVE YOU COME BACK....WHY NOW??!!

ANARCHY:...LET ME ASK YOU SOMTHING MC..WERE YOU BORN THIS STUPID..OR DID YOUR DAD HAVE TO BEAT IT INTO YOU???WHY AM I BACK..HELL JUST LOOK AROUND..YOU GOT THE LIKES OF MAD MAN..LIGHTNING..THE ROCK..AND THAT BIG LOSER SQUIRELL RUNNING AROUND RUNNING THERE MOUTHS..AND DOING BORRING PPV..AND HOUSE SHOWS...I THOUGHT IT WAS TIME FOR THE EXCITMENT TO RETURN TO THE NFWA..SO I DECIDED....TO COME BACK...

the fans pick up a cheeer.."WELCOME BACK..WELCOME BACK"
MC:..the rock says that you two have some unfinished business in the ring...??

ANARCHY:...THE ROCK???(ANARCHY starts laughing)...YOUR JOKING ME RIGHT???LETS PUT IT THIS WAY..9 OUT OF THE 10 TIMES I WAS IN THE RING WITH THE SO CALLED GREAT ONE..I BEAT HIS ASS..HELL ...JUST ASK HIM ABOUT THE "GWF" TITLE..IF HE FEELS FROGGY..ALL HE HAS TO DO IS JUMP....." IF YOU SMMEELLL......WHAT ANARCHY.....IS....COOKING!!!

VJ: Oh my goodness…ANARCHY IS BACK IN THE NFWA!!!!!!!!

DD: And Michael Cole is here too!!!!!

VJ: No he’s not!!!!!! What else will happen here tonight on the mothership, on the Friday Night Slam!!!!!!

***Commercial***

Hell in a Cell "TLC" Match Rage VS Ice Cube

(“Get On Top” is playing over the PA system and Ice Cube is standing inside the ring as the crowd cheers. Fire shoots from the ringposts, the lights come back on and the music dies down. Suddenly a huge explosion goes off in the rafters as the Cell lowers to the ring. “Rollin” by Limp Bizkit plays over the PA system. Blue and green lights cover the arena, 2 pyros go off on the stage as Rage steps out onto the ramp and walks down to the ring. He steps into the Cell, the lights come back on and the music dies down. The ref calls for the bell)

Ding Ding Ding!!!!

DD: Hey Vince, who booked this crap??!

VJ: Your beloved Commish Firestorm.

DD: Oh…this is the greatest match in the history of our sport!!!!!!!

VJ: Stop it! We’ve got Tables and ladders surrounding the ring…

DD: And chairs…STEEL!!!!

(We hear the sound of motorcycles in the background as Hellz Brotherz and Trish drive down to ringside)

DD: Haha! This is great! We have been joined by our wonderful Commish again…and our lovely booker! The only booker that matters!!!

VJ: Why are they down here…something stinks!

DD: It’s Trish! That idiot Firestorm and that no good Shyanne had the nerve to pour vomit on her earlier! That’s just plain wrong!

VJ: Ice Cube is being distracted by Trish…Rage from behind!!!!! Rage is hammering away to the small of the back of his former tag team partner!!!! Irish whip by Rage…reversal by Ice Cube sends Rage into the buckle…Ice Cube catches Rage with a drop-toe hold and follows it up with a diving chairshot to the back of the head!!!!! Ice Cube mounts Rage and now he’s hammering down with big right hands to the side of the jaw!!!! Ice Cube picks him back up..Irish whip back to the buckle and Cube follows it in with a clothesline!!!! Rage goes down and now Ice Cube has another chair…he skateboards the chair into the face of Rage!!!!!!! Rage is hurt and listen to this crowd go wild…ICE CUBE JUST CLOTHESLINED THE REF!!!!!!

DD: That idiot!!!!!!

VJ: What did he do that for?

DD: Oh my God is picking the ref’s pockets! Thief!!!! Thief!!!!!

VJ: He just pulled out a key!!!!! Ice Cube just pulled a key from the pocket of the referee and now he’s headed over to the Cell door…Cube just opened it and now he’s attacking Reaper on the floor!!!!!!!! Reaper and Ice Cube…Trish goes down and Firestorm attacks him from behind!!!!

DD: Yeah! You don’t mess with the Commish’s chick and get away with it!

VJ: Hellz Brotherz are double teaming Ice Cube on the floor…here comes the Professional now!!!!

DD: He’s got a title match later on!!!

VJ: Pro just bulldogged Reaper onto the steel ramp and now he’s evened up the odds…Ice Cube just low blowed Firestorm…Rage just ran out to the floor and nailed Reaper from behind with an elbow to the head!!!! Rage, Professional and Ice Cube are doing a number Hellz Brotherz…OH!!!! Rage just clotheslined Ice Cube1 Now Rage is doing a number on Ice Cube…he has him by the hair and slams him headfirst into the Cell!!! And again!!!!!!! Rage is trying to throw Ice Cube back into the Cell…Oh my God he just slammed the door on his head!!!!!!!!!

DD: Hahaha! Change his name to flat top and cook him!

VJ: (Looks at Dave like he’s crazy) ANYWAY…Ice Cube is hurt!!! Rage rolls him back into the ring and…he’s got a table!!!

DD: Wood!!!!!!!

VJ: And a chair!!!

DD: STEEL!!!!!!!

VJ: And a ladder!!!!

DD: Uh…ALUMINUM????

VJ: (Trying to hold in a laugh) Rage tries to close the Cell door back. Meanwhile on the outside Trish Stratus just slapped the Professional!!!! Didn’t she get enough tonight?! She slapped him again and now it looks like Pro has had enough!!!

DD: Unhand her you brute!

VJ: The Professional has Trish Stratus by the hair and now it looks like he’s gonna powerbomb her…OH!!!! Firestorm just shoved the Professional headfirst into the guardrail! Firestorm has Pro by the throat…BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!! The Professional’s head bounced right off of the steel!

DD: Hahaha!!!!

VJ: That’s not right, damn it! Back inside the ring, Rage has set Cube up on that table…he just laid that chair on top of his face and now he’s climbing the ladder!

DD: Here he go!

VJ: Rage is climbing to the lader…I think he’s going for Rare Aire!!!!

DD: This is great!

VJ: Rage is going for it…wait a minute! Ice Cube is back up…OH!!! Chairshot to the head of Rage and he fell off the ladder and hit hard off the steel cage and the steel stairs!!!!!!!! My God!!!! Rage is out of it and now Ice Cube is back to his feet! He just saw what happened to the Professional on the floor and he’s on his way out the cell to help his partner…Rage is back up…Ice Breaker…no the boot is caught and Rage turns him around with a spinebuster on the floor!!!!!!! Reaper and Firestorm are working over the Professional on the outside!!! Rage rolls Ice Cube back into the ring…he’s gonna put him through the table now!!!!! Rage is setting him up for a powerbomb…NO!!!!!! Ice Cube just back dropped him through the table!!!!

DD: Man!!!! He just broke him in 2.

VJ: Ice Cube just put Rage through the table!!!! Rage is hurt and he’s struggling to get back to his feet…ICE BREAKER!!!!!!!! Cover…1…2…3!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!!!

Announcer: Here is your winner: Ice Cube!!!!!!

VJ: Look out!!!! Open Hell by Reaper on the Professional and now he and Firestorm bust into the ring with chairs…chairshot on Ice Cube and he goes down like a tree!!!!!!

DD: Beat his ass!!!!!

VJ: Firestorm has Ice Cube by the throat…Big Time!!!!! Ice Cube goes down hard…and now they’re attacking Rage! What a couple of bastards!!!!!!! And Firestorm is the Commish! And look at Trish Stratus cheering them on!

DD: I’m glad she has something to be happy about after the rough night she’s had!

VJ: Firestorm is climbing that ladder now…he’s about 7 feet tall!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! Frog Splash on Rage!!!!! I can’t believe he just did that, and damn it now Trish is headed into the ring with a blow torch!!!!

DD: Burn baby burn!!!!

VJ: Reaper and Firestorm are holding Ice Cube and Trish Stratus has lit that blow torch!!!!!!!! Don’t do it!!!!!! No!!!!!!!!! The Professional is in the ring with that chair and now they scatter away from the ring!!!! Thank God!!!!

VJ: Up next it’s a buried alive match! Reaper Vs Big Foot! The winner goes onto OverKill to face the I-C Champion! Don’t go away!

****Commercial****

Buried Alive Match: Reaper Vs Big Foot

Big Foot and Reaper went back and forth. It looked like Reaper had the match won when he hit Open Hell on Big Foot. Just when he was about to bury him, a lightning bolt hits the ramp. Bandit runs out from the back and breaks the shovel over the head of Reaper. Big Foot got up, gave him a gut wrench powerbomb into the grave and Lightning drove up in a bulldozer and buried Reaper. Lightning tosses Big Foot a flag and he sticks it in the mound of dirt.

Winner: Big Foot

I-C Title: Shark Vs Lightning

(IF YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING.The Rock walks out to the ring wearing a $500 shirt. He climbs into the ring, and grabs a mic)

Rock: FINALLY, THE ROCK HAS COME BA…(MIC FADES OUT)

(Suddenly Double C Chris Cannon jumps out of the crowd and rolls into the ring. He has a stairdown with the Rock when suddenly a man. runs from the locker room and KO’s him with a chair. They stomp him down for a little while and then Cannon grabs a mic)

Double C: Look at you Rocky, you pathetic little punk. As unoriginal and boring as
ever. Didn't think I would come back for you did you. Well look who is back,
the Bentley is out back, and the women are ready for me at home. But you and
me Rock we got unfinished buisness. It is to bad I am retired, I am more
concerned about my golf game then this wrestling crap. But don't you worry I
brought someone just like me back for ya. Meet "Sweetness" Sammy T. yes he is
here and ready to kick your, just look at this guy, he is made for wrestling.
Yes thats right he is another rich country club kid here and ready to kick
your ass. You cost me championship after championship Rock. And now I am here
and ready to make sure you amount to exactly what you are, NOTHING.

(The pair walks back to the locker room as Shark and Lightning head down to the ring)

Match: Shark and Lightning went at it for about 30 minutes. Lightning almost had the match won with a running powerbomb, a piledriver, a powerslam and the Lightning Bolt. Shark fought back with an Atlantis Express, a Shark Bite, a Gorrilla Press Slam and a scissors kick. In the end, Lightning was going for the Lightning Rod when Staks ran from the locker room and caught him in the head with a chairshot. Instead of going for the pin, Shark went to the floor and attacked Staks. He went back into the ring to go for the pin when Staks nailed him in the back of the head with the chair, Lightning got a cradle on Shark and got a 2. Suddenly the red “A” appeared over the arena again as Anarchy came down to the ring and attacked Lightning and the bell rang. An angry Shark attacked Anarchy after the match when Asphyx and ZT from the old DDD/AWO ran down to the ring and stomped both Shark and Lightning down. Devastation and Nightmare came to the aide of Lightning and Shark

Winner: Lightning by DQ

Fatal 4-way Tag Match: Shark and Nightmare Vs Lightning and Bigfoot Vs Bruiser and Kaos Vs The Elites

This match was a big brawl that ended in a no contest. The Elites brawled with the Revolution and they fought out to the streets. Lightning, Bigfoot, Nightmare and Shark all continued to fight in the ring when the Thug Posse came back out and attacked them all! Staks came out and attacked 1 of the Thug Posse members and the Posse retreated! Brawl broke out between Staks, Shark and Nightmare and Big Foot and Lightning.

No Contest

World Title: Rodney Demp (Champion) Vs The Professional

Krazed and Sniper were attacked in the locker room by mystery men. Viper refereed the World Title match but Prez Panther stayed at ringside to make sure it was all fair. Viper refereed a fair match. Demp had the early advantage on the Professional with a few suplexed, a slam through an announce table and a piledriver. Professional fought back with high flying moves such as huracanranas, missile dropkicks, and moonsaults. Rick Bruiser and Kaos were attacked in the back by the Thug Posse. Back at ringside, Demp hit the Flowing DDT but Pro kicked out. Pro hit the Maneuver but Demp kicked out! The 2 got back to their feet and the Professional set Demp up on the ropes for a superplex, but Demp countered with a tornado DDT and floated over into a pin…1…2…time limit expired right before the 3. Match ends in a time limit draw but Demp thinks that Viper costed him the match. Demp gets in Viper’s face after the bell then starts to beat the hell out of him. Ice Cube runs from the locker room and hit Demp with the Ice Breakers and he and Pro start to attack him. Reaper and Firestorm attack Prez Panther on the floor, Chyna came out to help him but Trish shattered a mirror over her head and Firestorm gave her the Big Time through a flaming table covered with thumbtacks and glass. Prez tries to fight off Hellz Brotherz and goes to check on Chyna when Trish shoots fire in his face. Back in the ring Kaos and Bruiser run out to the ring and attack Demp but end up getting in a fight with the Ratingz Makerz. Killa runs out to help his partner, the Thug Posse runs out and attacks everyone fighting in the ring then run away when Devastation and Lightning run out. A lot of chaos, screen fades to black

*****Once again I’m sorry about the short matches*****