KT: Mr. Sniper, can I get a word with you please?

KT: Well, we saw the Dynasty basically fall apart at the seams at "Breakin’ the Rulz" last week. It all started with a chair…

KT: Uhh…uhh…yeah, yeah, I feel you! I feel you a lot!!!

Sniper: Ewww!!! Get the hell out of here, you nasty faggot!!!

VJ: Hello everyone, and welcome to the Mothership, Friday Night Slam!!! We are LIVE on the USA Network! This arena has been sold out for weeks in anticipation for the NFWA, and we are jakked, and set for action!!!

DD: That’s right! Another wild night in the NFWA. You know a lot of crazy sh*t is going to happen tonight, and I just can’t wait to see it. And speaking of seeing, did you see that sign VJ? Some fan said you momma was a homo! Hahaha!!! Is that true?

VJ: It…

DD: Oh, it MUST be true! If a ugly, smelly, yak-eatin’, fagwhore like you came out of that slut, she must be a rancid homo!!!

VJ: Don’t insult my mother, Dave. I’ll kick your ass right here!

DD: Yeah, whatever Vince. You just get on your knees, smile like a donut, and keep swallowing those babies. Everything will be alright!

VJ: An amateur freestyle wrestling match? What is Sniper thinking? Kurt Angle is the best freestyle wrestler in the world. He proved it four years ago in Atlanta!

DD: Vince, I heard your momma sucks dick for crack in the neighborhood park. And there any truth to that? You know what, shut up. We all know it’s true! I knew it was a reason she was skinnier than a toothpick with a husky ass voice. The huskly voice come from all those night of sucking down….

VJ: Alright, alright!!! That’s enough out of you. You pothead son of a bitch. The question on my mind is where in the hell is Prez Panther. He’s not here, so that means Chyna isn’t here! What’s that all about and why aren’t they here? You knw Panther wouldn’t miss an event in Rochester!!!

DD: (takes a hit from the blunt) Hey, you shut your mouth! Don’t talk about the Prez and Chyna like that. You know they can fire you!

VJ: What do you mean, they???

DD: You know, they… Prez Panther. What a dummy!!! (takes another hit off the blunt.)

VJ: Well, we’ve got seven jakked matches for you tonight, plus one just signed by Sniper putting himself against Kurt Angle in a freestyle wrestling match. I don’t know how this night is going to go, but we are just getting started…

VJ: The combustible elements are arriving. What’s gonna happen here tonight on Slam? Stay with us, and whatever you do… don’t you dare go away!!!

DD: That’s the same thing, jackass!!! You are nothing more than a retarted, redundant asshole!!!

VJ: Go to commercial damnit!

DD: And you know anoth…

Commish: You're asking me if I've got something against the Elites??? Well let's take a look at Breakin The Rulz. You've got Demp running out during the tournament helping Killa win, then you've, you've got Demp cheating Ice Cube out of the X-Treme Title, then both of those jackoffs had the nerve to attack me, the Commissioner of the NFWA, a high ranking official. And you have the nerve to ask me if I have something against the Elites???! You're damn right I have something against the Elites, and right here tonight in Rochester we're gonna find out just how good they really are, and I guarantee that by the end of the night we will have a new NFWA World Heavyweight Champion!!!!

DD: (Puffing on the blunt) You hear that Vince?! He Guarantees it! That means Killa will be killed!!!!!!

VJ: (snatches Dave's blunt and puts it out on the table) And Firestorm is the referee in that Gauntlet match. Let's just hope that he calls the match down the middle. Anyway, here we go with our opening contest!

Commish: (Thumbing through the NFWA Rulebook) Wait a minute…I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THE NFWA HAD A LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!!!!!

VJ: That's because you're a dumbass!!!

DD: (Slaps Vince in the back of the head) You damn fool! Don't you dare talk to the Commissioner like that! Now only will he beat your ass, he will spit on your ass, then he will fire your ass! You show the Commish some respect!

VJ: Oh please. I apologize for my last comment. There's the lockup between JunKK and Reckless Youth, 1/2 of Team Hardcore. Reckless has been out of action for a while and it's great to see him back in an NFWA ring defending his gold. Side headlock by Reckless Youth…JunKK throws him to the ropes…Reckless Youth runs him down with a shoulder block. Youth hits off the ropes again…drop down by JunKK…OH!!! JunKK nailed him with a clothesline from Hell!!! He hooks the leg…1…2…kickout by Reckless! JunKK is back up and he's putting the boots to the Champion! What a debut it would be if JunKK could unseat Reckless Youth to become the new Light Heavyweight Champion.

Commish: Yeah but you've gotta face it, Reckless Youth is a horrible wrestler, and he's the Light Heavyweight Champion. I'm surprised he's even won a match. Reckless Youth is a horrible Champion, and if he wins this match I just might be forced to strip him of the title.

DD: This is the greatest Commissioner in the history of Commissionering!

VJ: You suck ass! JunKK with a scoop slam on Reckless Youth and now he's headed up to the top rope! What's he gonna do right here…look out!!! OH!!!!! JunKK misses the moonsault!!!! Reckless Youth back to his feet and catches him with a dropkick to the top of the head! Youth picks JunKK back up…JunKK with a low blow!!!! He backs Youth to the buckle and mounts him…1…2…3…4…5…6…6 punches to the head and Youth drills him with a low blow!!!!! JunKK goes down hard and Reckless Youth climbs to the top rope…look out! Guillotine Leg Drop by Reckless!!!!! Reckless hooks the leg…1…2…JunKK got his foot on the bottom rope! Aww man that was a close one! Reckless Youth is back to his feet and he's measuring the challenger. JunKK gets back to his feet…OH NO!!! Reckless tried for a dropkick on JunKK but he moved and KO'd the referee! JunKK catches Reckless Youth with a beautiful huracanrana and now he's showboating for the crowd!

DD: We're gonna have a new Light Heavyweight Champion, Vince!

VJ: JunKK needs to stay on Reckless and not worry about the fans. Reckless is back to his feet…JunKK tries for a piledriver but gets caught with a double leg takedown…slingshot by Reckless sends JunKK headfirst into the ringpost!!!!!! He just rang his bell and what's he doing now? Inverted DDT by Reckless Youth! This match is gonna be over…

DD: Oh no, Vince! I've gone blind again! Quick, get me some more of that medicinal weed so that…

VJ: Will you stop it?! The lights have gone out here in the Blue Cross Arena…

Commish: "He's coming back"???! Who the hell is he??!

VJ: I don't know! I really don't know what that was all about but Reckless Youth has unfortunately felt the effects. JunKK just sees Reckless Youth lying on the ground and he picks him up…no!!!!! There's the Face Busta!!!!! He hooks the leg for the pin and now the referee is back up…1…2…3!!!!!!! We have a new Champion!!!!

VJ: Congrats to JunKK on winning the Light Heavyweight Title in his very 1^st NFWA match, but it was a tainted victory!

DD: Tainted victory my ass, Vince! In 3 memorable seconds JunKK has saved the Light Heavyweight Title from a foul mouthed loser like Reckless Youth! Get him out of the ring!

Commish: Who the hell is "he"?!

VJ: I don't know! We all remember the Dynasty's "He is Coming" hoax from Maximum Carnage in this very arena where "he" revealed himself to be Prez Panther! Is this another Dynasty ploy?! Is this what Sniper has in store for the Revolution???!

DD: Uh oh, Vince! It's Downcast!

VJ: We've heard rumors all week long that there's a rift between Downcast and the Dynasty. Well it looks like tonight we're gonna find out the truth! Downcast is here and don't you dare go away!

VJ: I can't believe what I'm seeing! 1^st Kurt Angle turned his back on them to join the Revolution, and now Downcast has called out Prez Panther!!!! The Dynasty is falling apart at the seems, and where is Prez Panther?! He calls himself the Champion of Champions, well let's just see how tough he really is!

Downcast: Come on Prez!!!!! I'm not waiting out here all night! Either you come out here and face me like a man, or I'm gonna come back to your office and beat your ass all over Rochester!

DD: Come on Downcast, no!!!!

VJ: Downcast is mad as hell and he wants to take it out on the…OH!!!

Trish: Downcast, please! Stop it! Are you gonna let the Revolution come between us like that?! Are you throw away our long friendship over some worthless title belt?! You said that Panther and Chyna abandoned you at Breakin the Rulz, well you couldn't be farther from the truth! Downcast, we are a family! The Dynasty would never abandon you! Just look at tonight's card! Not only will you get a rematch against Bruiser for the NFWA I-C Title, but you've got a shot to become a 2 time World Heavyweight Champion by beating Killa tonight! Now does that sound like we abandoned you?

Downcast: Trish, save the talk! I called Prez Panther out here, not his pet bitch! Now for the last time, Prez, I know that you're back there and I demand that you come out right now and face me!

Trish: 1^st of all, you watch the way you talk to me! 2^nd, Prez Panther isn't here yet. He'll be here later on, and you can take out any problems that you have with him then.

Downcast: OK. He's not here yet? Good for him, but Trish, since you like to be Prez Panther's little messenger, why don't you give him this message!

VJ: Oh no!!! Downcast just kicked Trish in the stomach…Total Dispear!!!! Downcast just gave Trish Stratus Total Dispear!!!

DD: What kind of an idiot is he???! He can't do that to Trish!!!!

VJ: Here comes Sniper and Jaguar and Downcast escapes through the crowd!!!! I can't believe what we have just seen here! Trish is down, Sniper is livid, and what is gonna happen when Prez Panther arrives! Will Downcast get his hands on the Prez here tonight?! Stay with us, because when we come back it's Shyanne Vs Leena, in a night gown match!

DD: We're gonna see some ass tonight Vince!!!!!

Commish: No, you were paid to be a commentator!

DD: I'll give you money!

Commish: Your money is no good here.

DD: (whispers) Pisshole.

VJ: And here we go....Shyanne starts off strong with a left hook and is now pulling Leena around the hair...Ohh she threw her out of the ring!

Commish: Shutup man...Ouch.....Leena just executed a spinning heal kick on Shyanne and goes for her nightgown and gets a piece of it but not the whole thing....The crowd is going crazy!

DD: I would love to watch them both wrestler all day without those nightgowns! Ohh yes! Yes!! Shyanne gets back up and has a big cooler of gatorade..Why the hell was that under the ring AGAIN! OHH YES she dumped it over Leena..Leena's white nightgrown in now seethrough! Excuse me while I drool!

VJ: Well back to the fight.....Ohhh suplex off the top ropes by Shyanne...Ohh Leena's nightgown almost flew off....Shyanne grabs the nightgown and pulls.....Thats it!! Shyanne won and Leena is in the middle of the ring NAKED!!

DD: I love nightgown matches! I love my job!

DD: Oh! This is just too damn good! I needs me another smoke! (pulls out another blunt and starts to smoke it)

VJ: Would you put that thing out???! Damn it?!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, the Tag Team Titles are on the line next! The Elites are defending against Bruiser and Kaos and Rich Richman and Kurt Angle! Stay with us as FNS continues!!!!

RS: I'm back here with the Revolution and in a few moments you guys are gonna face the Elites in a Tag Team Title 3 way match. But before you go out for this match, Kurt Angle, earlier tonight Sniper challenged you to an amateur match tonight on the Slam. What do you have to say about this?

Kurt: Rosie, I am an Olympic Gold Medalist, and I won my medals for wrestling. You see, Sniper is just angry because I used my 3 I's, Intensity, Integrity and most of all, Intelligence, and along with the Revolution I played he and the Dynasty for fools! It's true, it's true! Do you wanna know why Prez Panther and Chyna aren't here tonight? It's because they were embarrassed in Philadelphia, they were embarrassed by an Olympic Hero and are ashamed to show their faces tonight. But Sniper, you want to add to the embarrassment? Well that's fine! Tonight, not only will Rich and I win the Tag Team Titles, not only will I be the World Champion, but I will be known as the man who ran the Bomb Squad out of the NFWA, and that my friends, is true!

RS: Well there you have it…OH!

VJ: Oh my God it's Sniper!!! Sniper just came out of nowhere and bashed Angle in the head with that steel chair!! Sniper is trying to take Angle apart but the Revolution just jumped him!

DD: No fair!! We've got the entire group in there against 1 man!!! Those guys need to be fired!

VJ: Sniper had no business being back their and he's paying the price! And look at him running like the coward that he is!

DD: Yeah, Sniper made the escape, but he definitely got a piece of Kurt Angle!

VJ: Well after that attack by Sniper in the back, I don't even know if Angle will be able to make this match. Killa is hammering away with right hands to the head of Kaos…Demp is going at it with Bruiser! Irish whip by Bruiser on Demp…he ducks the head and Demp went for a flowing DDT that's countered…Bruiser went for the hot shot but got shoved into Killa who goes crashing hard onto the arena floor! He's right down in front of us!

Commish: You know what, I need to help him back into the ring. Excuse me!

VJ: Wait a minute! Sit Down! Firestorm has just got up from the commentary table and he's got a baseball bat!!! OH NO!!! He just hit the World Champion right in the ribs!

DD: Hahaha! Home run baby!!!!! Home run!!!

VJ: That no good, rotten Commish Firestorm is beating the life out of Killa with that baseball bat…Killa has him by the throat…he's going for the Big Time…OHH!!!!! The Big Time through the Mexican Announce table!!! Killa is hurt out here on the floor! And why did you do that?! What the hell is the matter with you?!

Commish: What did I do?

DD: Hey, don't mind this nimrod Vince Johnson! He's from Vancouver so he don't know nothing! I plainly saw you assist Killa back into the match! He didn't do anything wrong, Vince!

VJ: Oh please! Meanwhile, back in the ring we've got Demp trying to fight off Bruiser and Kaos! Demp hits off the ropes and blasts Kaos with a clothesline and he goes down! OH!!! Bruiser with a big boot almost took Demp's head off! He makes the cover…1…2…kickout! I'm a Revolution fan, but this is horrible!

Commish: Oh no! I think Killa is seriously hurt! I might have to stop this match!

VJ: Firestorm, you are a rotten human being!

Commish: Thank you!

VJ: Kaos hits a backbreaker on Demp! Bruiser climbs to the top rope now! What's he going for here? Look at this…flying leg drop by Bruiser! Bruiser floats into the cover…1…2…kickout by Demp!!! You've gotta hand it to the X-Treme Champion, he's got a lot of heart!

DD: Yeah, it's just a shame that he won't be leaving with that X-Treme Title tonight!

VJ: Killa is trying to fight his way back to his feet! He's trying to get into the ring to help his partner! Kaos has Demp and we whips him to the ropes…reversal by Demp and Killa tripped up Kaos when he came off the ropes! Bruiser grabs Demp for a chokeslam…Demp with a low blow!!!!! Killa is in the ring and he just speared Bruiser!!!! Killa is all over Rick Bruiser!

Commish: Referee! What the hell are you doing?! You know damn well that the Elites should be DQ'd for crap like that!

VJ: Kaos is back up…Killa decks him with a knee lift to the face! Look at this now! Here comes Angle and Richman! Sniper couldn’t get the job done!

DD: That's where you're wrong! The Dynasty always gets the job done!

VJ: Kurt Angle just came up behind Killa and nailed him with a picture perfect German Suplex…1…2…kickout by Killa! Rich Richman just threw Rodney Demp to the floor…he's gonna powerbomb Demp through the timekeeper's table!!! No! Don't do it…whoa!!! Demp counters the powerbomb and he nails Richman with a flowing DDT on the floor! Flowing DDT on the floor!!!! Back in the ring Angle is stomping away on Killa! Angle lifts Killa up and he's going for a belly to belly…blocked by Killa and he just nailed him with a spinebuster!

Commish: You know what, I've had it up to here with his cheating! I'm gonna do something about this!!!

DD: Go get em Firestorm!!

VJ: What in the World is he doing?! Firestorm has a steel chair…Demp snatches the chair from him…BOOM!!!! Rodney Demp has just leveled Commish Firestorm!!!!

DD: Noooo!!!! He has gotta be fired Vince! Take him to jail! Lock him up! Throw away the key! Drop that soap!

VJ: Will you shut up?! Wait a minute! Here comes Viper! Viper is on his way out to the ring…Killa has Kurt Angle and he's going for the Takeover…Angle with a low blow!

DD: A low blow by a low life! Everybody in this match sucks!

VJ: Kurt Angle has Killa up…Olympic Slam!!! This one could be over…NO!! Demp hits the Flowing DDT on Angle…OH!!!! Viper just blasted Demp with the X-Treme Title belt!!!

VJ: Why did Viper do that?! He just came out here and blasted Demp with the X-Treme Title and now he has a mic!

Viper: Now I want you two shiteaters, Seige, I mean Killa and Rodney Demp to look on the Panther-tron.

DD: Hahaha! Did you see that Vince! That beat Brian Demp's Geriatric ass!!!!

VJ: Killa and Demp can't believe it and now they've lost it!!!!! The Elites have lost it and they're attacking the Revolution!!!! We've got a brawl between the Revolution and the Elites!!! Killa has Viper set up for the Takeover…OH!!! Bruiser nails him in the back of the head with that baseball bat and now we've got a 5 on 1 assault! The Elites are being absolutely assaulted by the Rev and now they're bringing Chairs into play! Richman holds up Killa…Angle and Bruiser have chairs…NO!!!!!!! Double Chairshot on Killa!!!

DD: They knocked his brains out!!!

VJ: This is a glorified assassination attempt by the Revolution on the Elites…what else is gonna happen out here? Look out from the crowd!!!! It's No Limit Inc!!! Krazed darted straight after Kurt Angle and those 2 are going at it!!! Blaque and Blue are going at it with Kaos and Bruiser!!!!! Richman and Viper are still working over the Elites Wait... there's Sniper again! Sniper is back out here, and what's that he has in his hand. He's got a flamethrower, and he's walking up behind Bruiser. He's gonna BBQ Bruiser. NOOOOOOO!!!! Oh thank God! Angle tackled Bruiser out of the way. Sniper is a man possessed!!! Now Sniper has a kendo stick. My GOD, he just broke that kendo stick over Angle's head! Kurt Angle just got his head split open by Sniper!! Now he's coming over here...

Sniper: Hey, I told Angle it was going to be soft for him tonight. That's just the beginning of what I have in store for him.

VJ: Sniper is leaving, and thank god. Oh no, Dave is back.

DD: What I miss, what I miss?

VJ: I'll show during the commercial. The TV Title will be on the line when we come back with more FNS.

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, a black limo has pulled up in front of the arena…who do you think is in that limo?

DD: It could be whoever "He" is that's coming back.

VJ: I don't know who's in there but it looks like Downcast wants to know too! He just yanked the limo driver out of the car!!!!

DD: What is his problem?!

Downcast: (To driver) Where's Prez Panther?! Is that him?! Where is he?????!!!!!!

DD: Downcast needs some Ritalin!

VJ: Oh my!!!! Downcast just gave the limo driver Total Dispear!!!!

DD: He's lost his damn mind, Vince!!!! Somebody needs to arrest his ass!

VJ: Downcast just opened the limo door…Prez Panther isn't in there! And now Downcast just attacked the passengers in that limo!!!

DD: Come on!!!! This is damn wrong!!!!

VJ: Downcast is pissed off, and I've got a feeling that all hell is gonna break loose if Prez Panther arrives here tonight!

VJ: The heat is starting up already! Lightning just blasted #1 Hardcore and Hardcore fires back! Lightning and #1 Hardcore are trading blows in the center of the ring, they're not waiting for the other participants…it's Krazed!!!! Krazed just came from the back and he went straight after Lightning! Krazed is hammering away on Lightning…Tina is conspicuous by her absence! Krazed backs Lightning in the buckle and he's blasting him with right hands to the head! Big boot right to the midsection but watch #1 Hardcore…he comes up behind Krazed…Uranagi slam!!!!!!

DD: What the hell did you call me?!

VJ: Uh oh! You know what that means! Here comes the NFWA TV Champion Kaos!!!! He's walking down the ramp and Lightning isn't gonna wait for him!!! Lightning rushes to the floor and he's going at it with Kaos!!!! Lightning and Kaos are going at it! Kaos with a thumb to the eye of Lightning…he tries to slam him into the steel barricade but Lightning blocks it…Kaos facefirst into the steel and he goes down!!!! Back in the ring, #1 Hardcore just drilled through Krazed with a spear and he's tearing into him with big right hand! Hardcore picks Krazed up…OH!!! Low blow by the krazy one!

DD: (Puffing on another blunt) You big crackhead! Crazy is spelled with a "C", not a "K"! All of those years of doing drugs have brained your damage!

VJ: (Snatches Dave's blunt and puts it out again) I'm gonna ignore you! Krazed has #1 Hardcore now…he picks him up over his head for a gorilla press!!! What unbelievable strength by Krazed…OH!!!! He just launched Hardcore over the top rope and to the floor!!!! The referee has definitely lost control of this match!

DD: Yeah, and that idiot Killa attacked Firestorm so you know this one is gonna be out of control!!!

VJ: This match hasn't even started yet! Lightning tosses Kaos back into the ring…he has a steel chair!!! Lightning is gonna try and pull a Mark McGuire right here…no! The ref snatches the chair…OH!!! Lightning just DDT'd the ref!!!!!

DD: Oh God!!! Vince, one of your jackass relatives just jumped over the guardrail and he's attacking people! Go get him out of here!

VJ: I've never seen that man before! He just jumped over the barricade and he just hit #1 Hardcore with a steel chair!!!! OH!!! He hit Krazed too!!! Is this guy even under contract to the company?! He's in the ring now and he hits Lightning in the back of the knee with the chair!!!! He just turned around and blasted Kaos now!!!! This man has just attacked everyone in the TV Title match and now he's banging Kaos' head into the steel chair!!! Damn it get some security out here!!!! Officials are in the ring and they're dragging this man away from ringside…but all of the participants in the title match are down! Ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna try and figure out what's going on with the TV Title match, and we'll be back after this commercial break!

DD: He's gonna kill him!

VJ: Here is comes…wait…NO!!!!! Oh my God no!!!! Krazed just back body dropped him off the top rope and Hardcore crashed headfirst through the table!!! He may be dead! Kaos has a steel chair and he's aiming for Krazed…OH!!!!!! Krazed tumbles from the top rope and hits his head on the steel stairs! And now Lightning is back to his feet! Kaos is measuring Lightning now…he swings with that chair but Lightning ducks…White Russian Leg sweep using the chair by Lightning! He goes for the pin…

DD: Lightning, it's finisher's only you jackass! Kidz, if you ever wanna see a good reason of why not to use drugs, take a look at Lightning! If you don't wanna become a worthless junky like him, say no to drugs. (Pulls out a crack pipe and starts to light it but Vince Johnson snatches it)

VJ: What the hell is your problem this week????! Lightning just realized that there's no pinfalls in this match and now he picks Kaos back up…he's drags him to the corner…Tornado DDT!!!! Lightning blasted him with a tornado DDT and he's going to the floor! What the hell is he gonna do? Oh my God he's got a ladder!

DD: We've had tables and chairs and stairs. Might as well add a few ladders to this crap!

VJ: Lightning sets up the ladder and now he picks up Kaos…DVD by Lightning! He's climbing the ladder…what is Lightning gonna do?! Here comes Jevona now! Jevona just came out here and she's on the ring apron! What is she doing?!

DD: I think she's flirting with Lightning!

VJ: I think so too! Jevona is flirting with Lightning…oh no! Krazed is in the ring and he tips the ladder over and Lightning slingshots himself off the top rope! Krazed catches him by the throat…Chokeslam!!!! He's ready to finish Lightning off it looks like…Hardcore is back up…Krazed caught him with a right hand and now he lifts up Hardcore for the tombstone!!! This is Krazed's bread and butter! OH!! Kaos with a superkick just nailed Krazed right in the head and Krazed drops Hardcore!!!! Krazed charges in at Kaos and misses with a spear…Kaos with a beautiful German suplex on Krazed!!! No bridge, all impact! And now Kaos is calling for the end! He's going for the Ticking Time Bomb…there's the 1^st powerbomb…there's the 2^nd…he's going for the 3^rd…Jevona just threw powder in his eyes!!!! Kaos has been blinded damn it!!!!

DD: Look up on the stage!!!! Tina is running down to the ring!!! Oh Vince, this would be perfect!!! Yes, I can feel it! Here it comes…

VJ: Oh boy.

VJ: Catfight my ass, Tina is beating the hell out of Jevona!!! She picks her back up…DDTina!!!!! Tina just blasted Jevona with the DDTina and now she's ripping her clothes off!!!! Delaware Dave is pulling out a camera and he's taking pictures!!! Tina has just stripped Jevona and she runs back to the locker room! Here comes Kurt Angle now…Olympic Slam on Tina!!! Damn him! Krazed just speared Angle and those 2 are going at it! Krazed is standing up for his girlfriend Tina…at least I think she's still his girlfriend. Kaos has a chair…he's still blinded from when Jevona threw that powder into his eyes…he swings and he hit Kurt Angle!!!! Kaos accidentally hit Kurt Angle with that steel chair and Krazed is laughing at Kaos! Kaos swing again and this time he hit the ref!!!

DD: You know they say that weed can improve your vision. Maybe I need to help him out!

VJ: Will you leave your narcotics at home next time! You big faggot! We don't have a referee!

DD: It's Martial Law out here, as they say in the industry.

VJ: Where did you hear that?

DD: From your faggot-ass momma, BITCH!! Call the match!

VJ: You are repulsive!!! The ref looks like he's coming back to, and there's Bruiser. What is he doing down here?

DD: Vince Johnson plays hula-hoop on one leg with a blunt in his mouth!!!

VJ: SHUT UP, you idiot!!! Bruiser just laid Krazed out with a chair, and now he's leaving.

DD: There's Sniper! The man is back, haha!

VJ: Sniper just pulled a lead pipe out if his jeans, and just split Kaos's head open. Look out, there's a Sniper Bomb on the chair. Sniper has done a number on Kaos here. And he just put Krazed on top of Kaos. What's the relationship between those two?

DD: He's not done yet, Johnson!

VJ: Sniper just ran up the aisle after Bruiser, and he doesn't see him. Look out, Sniper scales the guardrail, and catches Rick with a corkscrew moonsault. He now he's attcking the ribs of Bruiser with that pipe! Angle is back up now…OH!!! Sniper just blasted Kurt Angle with that pipe! Angle just got it again, and Sniper has assaulted the Revolution, and maybe cost Kaos the TV title here against Krazed.

DD: Yeah! Nobody messes with the Dynasty and gets away with it! Remember that!

VJ: Krazed is back up and he has that steel chair and he throws it on the mat! The bodies of several Revolution members are littering the ring and Krazed picks up Kaos…tombstone on a chair!!!!

DD: Hahahaha! (Singing) We've got a new champion!!!! HAHAHAAHAH!

VJ: Sniper has robbed Kaos of the title!!!! But why did he help Krazed! We all know that Prez Panther hates Krazed!

DD: But the Dynasty hates the Revolution more!

VJ: Krazed has a big smile on his face, because in his mind he has already won the TV Title! He turns to Lightning now…Krazed picks him up…Running Powerbomb by Krazed almost drove Lightning through the mat! #1 Hardcore is on Krazed's back with a sleeper…Krazed works him over into tombstone position! That's a 270-lb man that Krazed just did that to!!! Hardcore's foot caught the referee right in the eye…Krazed just nailed him with the tombstone!!!!! #1 Hardcore is gone…no he isn't because the ref never saw the tombstone! Krazed is trying to wake up the referee…Lightning is back to his feet but Krazed catches him with a low blow! Krazed is headed to the top rope now!!! #1 Hardcore is down in the ring…what the hell???!!! That's Staks!!! Staks just ran from the crowd and blasted Krazed in the back of the head with a baseball bat and Krazed falls on the top rope!!!! Staks just ran into the ring and threw some water onto #1 Hardcore…what's that all about?! Hardcore is trying to get back to his feet and he's climbing the ropes now! #1 Hardcore hooks Krazed…the referee is back up…

DD: Come on! No!!!!

VJ: OHHHHH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pedigree from the top rope through our announcer's table!!!!!!! Krazed is gone!!!

DD: You damn fool!!!! You spilled my liquor!!! Somebody has gotta fire this idiot! Where the hell did Commish Firestorm go?!

VJ: Krazed is gone, and now it's down to Lightning and Hardcore! A new Champion will be crowned! Staks is going to the back but he just tossed Hardcore that baseball bat before he left!!! Hardcore rolls into the ring with that bat…Lightning is getting back to his feet…BOOM!!!! Baseball bat to the head and Lightning is out cold! Hardcore is ready to finish this one off! He sets Lightning up on the top rope…he's going for that pedigree from the top again!

DD: This is gonna be all!

VJ: I think you're right! He's hooking Lightning's arms…no!!! Lightning caught him with a low blow!!!!! And now what's he gonna do?! Lightning sets him up…OH!!!!! Lightning Rod!!!! There's the Lightning rod! We've got a new TV Champion!!!!!

DD: No!!!!! No fair! He cheated!!!!

VJ: Lightning has defeated #1 Hardcore to become the brand new NFWA TV Champion! Congratulation to Lightning, and is this an omen for what will happen in that big gauntlet World Title match a little later on. Could Lightning be the World and TV Champion here tonight?!

DD: I thought I told you before to stop asking stupid questions, but if you're gonna ask them let me start answering them, no!!! Lightning is gonna get his ass kicked in that title match later on!

VJ: What are they talking about?!

DD: They're probably talking about that exciting Vice Prezidential debate last night, you bleeding heart liberal!

VJ: Something smells fishy…shut up Dave! It's the X-Treme Title Hell in a Cell match, Rodney Demp Vs Ice Cube! Stay with us!!!!

RS: Lightning, congrats on winning the TV Title, now tonight you're one of the MANY participants in that big Gauntlet match for the World Title. What do you have to say?

Lightning: Well Rosie…

VJ: Oh no!!!!! That's Staks!!! Staks just came out of nowhere with a trashcan and he nailed Lightning right in the head! Staks is doing a number on Lightning with that trashcan!!!! Lightning has been busted wide open by Staks!!!! I can't believe this!

VJ: Rodney Demp is standing on top of the Cell!!! He's calling Ice Cube up there!

DD: This guy is crazy! Seeing his old man get beat up earlier must have drove him over the edge!

VJ: Ice Cube has just left the Cell and he's climbing the cage!!!! Ice Cube is climbing to the top of the cage! Business is picking up like JR would say! Ice Cube is up on the cage and the fight is on!!!!!

VJ: Ice Cube and Demp are trading right hands on the top of the Cell!!!! Ice Cube is getting the upper hand on Demp and he's backing him to the edge of the Cell!

DD: He's gonna fall off! We've only got one table left over here and if he misses that he's gonna hit concrete!!!

VJ: Demp is teetering! He's gonna fall…NO!!!! What the hell?! It's Jaguar! Jaguar just dropped from the rafters and he has a crowbar…oh!!!! He just hit Ice Cube in the back of the head and he's beating him on the ground! Demp is over there to help him but he catches a shot to the ribs…Jaguar is gonna powerbomb Demp off of the Cell!!! No!!!! Wait a minute…Rage just dropped from the rafters now!!!

DD: What the hell is this?! A sky diving convention?!

VJ: Rage grabs Jaguar by the mask…there's the Jackhammer!!!! Jackhammer on Jaguar!!!! He picks Jag up…OH MY GOD!!!!!! He just tossed him off of the Cell and Jag went crashing right through the North Vietnamese announcer's table!!!!!

DD: THE NORTH VIETNAMESE ANNOUNCER'S TABLE??!!!

VJ: That's right, and he's dead! Rage damn near killed him and now he's climbing down. We need some help for Jaguar out here. Demp and Ice Cube are still on the Cell…elbow drop to Demp by Ice Cube! He drops another one! Ice Cube picks Demp up now…he's gonna try and throw him off the Cell! Come on…no!!!!! Demp caught him with a right hand to the midsection…clothesline and Ice Cube falls hard on the steel! Demp is stomping away to the head of Cube…and now Commish Firestorm is coming back out here! What is he trying to do?!

DD: The man was paid to be our special guest color man! Let him finish his job!

Commish: I'm back, guys! This is an exciting match, isn't it?

VJ: Demp hit you with a steel chair earlier on, and I'm wondering if that's why you're out here!

DD: Don't mind that skankhole, Commish! He has no honor!

VJ: Demp picks Ice Cube up and slams him on the steel! He picks him back up and lifts him over his shoulder…

DD: He's gonna launch him like a javelin!

VJ: Oh no…running powerslam on Cube!!!! Demp is up and he just said he's gonna toss him!!! Rodney Demp is preparing to toss him…right hand to the midsection by Cube…he stands up and he blasts him with the Ice Breaker and Demp is down!!!!!

Commish: That's all!!! Demp has lost the X-Treme Title!

VJ: You're supposed to be unbiased!

DD: Don't tell him to be unbiased! He can hate whoever he wants to and there's nothing you can do about it you Jive Turkey!

VJ: Ice Cube is back up and he says that he's gonna throw him off of the Cell!

Commish: Everybody is in such a violent mood tonight!

VJ: That's true. Ice Cube grabs Demp by the hair and he lifts him over his shoulder…Demp catches him with a thumb to the eyes…he tries for a clothesline but Ice Cube catches him with a spinebuster! Ice Cube is determined to throw Demp off of that Cell! He lifts him up for something…

DD: It's a T-Bone Suplex!!!! Hahahaha! That's the greatest move ever!

VJ: Yeah, sure! Ice Cube is gonna T-Bone him off of the Cell…here it comes…OHHHHHHH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! Demp countered with a flowing DDT and they broke through the Cell and hit the ring!!!!! He may have broken Ice Cube's neck!!!!! Oh my God stop the match!!!! Stop the match!!!!

Commish: What does this referee think he's doing?! Demp just tried to end his career!! I'll be back!

VJ: Commish Firestorm is leaving again…oh no! He's climbing into the cell!!! Commish Firestorm is in the Cell and he's arguing with the referee! That idiot!!!

DD: Ohhhh! I'm telling him you said that!

VJ: What on Earth?! Firestorm just punched the ref in the jaw! And now he took his shirt off and he's got on a referee's shirt!!!! This is so unfair!!!!

DD: No it's not! That referee has no morals whatsoever! He was gonna sit back and let Demp break Ice Cube's neck!

VJ: Yeah, just like Firestorm allowed the Revolution to attack Brian Demp earlier in the night!

DD: Hey, that was those idiots in the Revolution! They have no sense anyway, so blame it on them!

VJ: Demp is trying to get back to his feet…he sees Firestorm in the ring and he doesn't look happy! He picks up Ice Cube anyway…there's the flowing DDT!!!!! He makes the cover…1…2…Firestorm won't count the 3!!!! Demp just popped Firestorm in the mouth!!!! Demp is all over Firestorm and he knocks him to the floor! Demp picks Ice Cube back up…he spikes him with a piledriver! Demp is waking the original official now…watch Firestorm!!!! OH!!! He just blasted Demp with the chair!!!!! Firestorm is a no good, rotten bastard!

DD: He's gonna fire you!

VJ: Firestorm pulls Demp on top of him…1…2…OH!!! The original referee just kicked Firestorm in the face!!!!!

DD: Does this guy have a death wish?!

VJ: Oh my goodness! Firestorm just decked the ref again…the ref hit him back!!! The ref just hit Firestorm back and now we've got a brawl!!!!! The referee is going at it tooth and nail with Firestorm!!!! Uh oh! It's Killa! The World Champion is headed down to ringside with a chair.

DD: Firestorm! Look out!!!!

VJ: Killa steps into the Cell and he's climbing into the ring…OH!!!! Chairshot by Killa caught both Firestorm and the referee!!!!! Ice Cube is getting back up…boot to the midsection by Killa…there's the Takeover!!!!! He pulls Demp on top of Ice Cube and he's leaving…OH NO!!! Referee Brad Patterson is back!!!!! He just came out and slammed the steel cage right on Killa's head!!!! Patterson grabs Killa and throws him into the ringpost! Demp is back up and he sees what's going on…Demp has Patterson by the throat!!!

DD: Stop that idiot! He's got an official!!!!

VJ: Ice Cube is getting back to his feet…Patterson sprays him right in the eyes with water…Ice Cube with the Ice Breaker!!! No!!! He makes the cover and Patterson gets in the ring…1…2…3!!!!!! I can't believe this sh*t!!!!!

DD: Vince Johnson, believe it yuck-mouth! Justice has finally prevailed! Ice Cube has rescued the X-Treme Title from that piece of trash Rodney Demp!!! Now Killa will have to be visiting both Brian and Rodney Demp in the retirement home, because both of their careers are over!!! HAHAHA! This calls for a celebration! (Pulls out another blunt and lights it up)

VJ: How many blunts do you have?! Rodney Demp has just been robbed of the X-Treme Title by our crooked Commish and by referee Brad Patterson. And look at Firestorm! He just gave Patterson money! He paid off Brad Patterson to screw Demp! This is horrible!

VJ: Uh oh! It's the Revolution! What's on their minds?! Ladies and gentlemen we'll be back after this commercial break.

Kaos: Killa, I know you are back there. I know you are worried about your son of a bitch mentor, Brian Demp. The truth is my friend I can give a rats ass about that overweight piece of white trash.

(Crowd cheers)

K: Now, in this Gauntlet Match, I know I have a chance at becoming NFWA Champion. Killa, you wanted me first you got me. So get your ass out here right now.

(Lights go out, they began to flicker. Killa's music hits. Rick Bruiser comes out dressed exactly like Killa with a bandana and glasses)

Bruiser as Killa: Shiteaters, pissdrinkers ahhhhhh.

Kaos: Killa, please dont spit in my face when you talk. Now do you want to fight me now. I am ready you know.

Bruiser as Killa: Ahhhh. Mother fucker shit bitch shit fuck ass.

Kaos: Killa, you betta watch your mouth man. You dont even know what you are saying. Now, quit acting stupid Killa, lets fight.

Bruiser as Killa: Let me get Demp out here cause I have to have him with me at all times. He is my bitch. I am his bitch and everybody knows we are the biggest fudge packers of all time.

Kaos: I dont want to know what you and Demp do on your own time. Lets fight now.

Bruiser as Killa: Here is my boyfriend Demp.

(Demp's music hits and out comes Viper dressed as Demp)

Viper as Demp: Now, Killa why did you have to tell everybody about me and you. You drink my piss and I eat your shit. Nobody has to know about that.

Kaos: Killa, lets fight now. Enough of you two faggots. I want my NFWA Championship.

(Bruiser as Killa, walks down to the ring. Kaos beats him down and does the Ticking Time Bomb on him. He makes the cover and Kurt Angle runs out and grabs the mic)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

Kurt Angle: Here is your winner and NEW NFWA Champion...Kaos.

(Rev is celebrating)

(Elites music hits as the REAL Elites hit the ring. The Rev once again out numbers them and beats them down to the floor. Richman comes out with a can of paint and goes for Killa but nails Demp in the eye. Rev beats up the Elites and paints Revoultion on there backs.)

DD: Hahaha! Tonight just hasn't been the Elites' night, has it?

VJ: The Revolution has just attacked the Elites…

Downcast: Alright, Kaos, you wanna come out here and run your mouth about being the New World Champion, but I'm gonna be the one who leaves with the World Title! But before I go through Killa later on, Bruiser, we've got something to settle! You and I both know that you never would've beaten me if it wasn't for Shyanne. Well right here tonight, since you had to have backup to beat me, now I've got backup to beat you! Let's go!

Sniper: Come here! I'm gonna give you a Dynasty exclusive. Come in here!

VJ: Why is Sniper going into the Women's locker room?!

DD: Sniper's gonna get some!

VJ: And film it too?

DD: Hell yeah! Sniper is a Tru Playa!

VJ: EWWW! The Revolution is out on the floor as Downcast is going at it with Bruiser!!! Downcast backs him to the corner and is stomping a mudhole in him! Blue is in there stomping Bruiser too! Here comes Blaque with a steel chair!!!! Come on ref, get in there!

DD: This is fair! This is what Firestorm wanted!

VJ: Bruiser catches Downcast with the Hot Shot!! Blue catches Bruiser with a right hand! He goes for a clothesline but missed…DDT by Rick Bruiser!!!!! Blaque tries to hit him with that chair…Bruiser catches him with a boot to the stomach and he snatches the chair!!!!

DD: Disqualify him Ref!!!! He's got a chair!

VJ: The ref is getting in Bruiser's face to get that chair away from him…WHAT ON EARTH????! Blaque and Blue just gave Downcast the Problem Solver!!!!!! Blaque and Blue just turned their backs on Downcast and they're leaving him!!!!! Why did they do that?!

DD: I don't know!

VJ: Bruiser picks up Downcast…there's the Ripper!!!! He makes the cover on Downcast…1…2…3!!!!!

DD: Why in the World did they do that to Downcast?!

VJ: I don't know what that was all about! The Revolution is back in the ring celebrating with Bruiser…the Elites are in the ring with chairs…BOOM!!! Down go Viper and Richman!!!!! Killa and Bruiser are going at it and so are Demp and Kaos!! Kurt Angle and Kaos attack the Elites from behind and now we've got a 4 on 1 assault!

DD: See! I told you these Revolution guys were no good!

VJ: Angle is holding Killa while Bruiser is hammering him with right hands…Killa's bleeding from the mouth…

Sniper: Hey Kurt! Hey…I told you earlier that I was gonna make your life a living hell and guess what, I meant it! And if you don't believe me, why don't you ask your girlfriend Jevona!

VJ: Oh my God. How could he…how could Sniper do that…to a woman! That's sick!

DD: I don't know about that. I like Sniper but he might have gone too far here!

VJ: Angle has just lost it and he's running out to the parking lot to help out Jevona!!! The Revolution is headed to the back after Angle…well ladies and gentlemen we'll be back after this commercial break!

DD: What in the world is going on?!

VJ: Lightning is going after Staks! He's getting payback from what happened earlier on in the evening. Lightning picks up a trashcan lid and bashes Staks in the skull…#1 Hardcore attacks Lightning from behind now!!! Staks and #1 Hardcore are putting the boots to Lightning!!! We've got officials out there to break this up…aww man. What's the relationship between Staks and #1 Hardcore?

DD: I don't know, but the new TV Champion just got played for a fool!

VJ: How can Trish still come out here with Sniper after what he just did to her twin sister?

DD: You don't understand the old Philadelphia charm. I'm from Delaware but I've got that too!

VJ: I'm sure you do!

DD: You would know…fag!

Sniper: Kurt Angle! You turned you back on the Dynasty at Breakin the Rulz and I told you that I was gonna make your life a living hell for it! Now, I know you're probably pissed off because of what I did to your girlfriend…but it will cheer you up I don't think she ever liked you in the 1^st place! But boy, if you want your payback on me, come out here right here, right now and face me like a man, and we'll see exactly who is the best amateur wrestler in the World!

VJ: This could be a mistake by Sniper! You don't mess with a man's girlfriend, no matter what kind of problems they're having!

DD: Sniper can do whatever he pleases and if Angle has a problem with it let him come out here and try to stop him!

DD: This is supposed to be a technical wrestling match! This isn’t technical wrestling!

VJ: This isn't a match! Sniper went over the edge here tonight by attacking Jevona and he's getting what he deserves now! Oh! Sniper kicks Angle in the groin and catches him with a right hand! Sniper just told Trish to go get a table and she's doing it! Trish is slides that table into Sniper…

DD: Angle is gonna get some wood!!!

VJ: Sniper sets up that table…he's gonna try to give Angle the Sniper Bomb through the table...Angle catches him in a testicular claw!!!!! Sniper is writhing in pain!!!!!

DD: Oh no!!!!! I can't believe that Triple H was actually right!!!! Angle is a fruit!

VJ: Angle picks up Sniper and nails him with the Olympic Slam! Olympic Slam and now Angle is pulling a table into place! He picks up Sniper and sets him up on the table and now Angle is climbing to the top rope…wait a minute!!! It's those thugs again! These thugs just ran from the locker room and now they're attacking Kurt Angle with steel chairs!! Who in the hell are these people?!

DD: Sniper doesn't know them! Shut up!

VJ: Wait a minute…1 of those people has Kurt Angle by the throat…Sniper has just rolled off of that table…OH!!!! Chokeslam on Kurt Angle through the table!!!! Angle is hurt and he's hurt badly!!!!! And now these thugs are leaving! Where is the Rev?!

DD: When will Kurt Angle realize that the Dynasty was the only people that cared about him! The Rev doesn't give 3 drops of dog piss about him!

VJ: And now Sniper drags Angle over to the ropes and Trish has handcuffs and she and Sniper are cuffing him to the ropes…Sniper has a chair now!

DD: Here we go! Everybody get your VCR's ready, cuz this is the prime example of a 1^st Class, Grade A, Dynasty style ass kicking!!!

VJ: No!!!! Sniper just nailed Angle right in the head with that steel chair!!! And again!!! Angle is busted wide open…I'm being told that the Revolution has been padlocked in their dressing room and Sniper is taking Kurt Angle apart!!! Officials are out here to try and get Sniper off of Angle…Sniper is attacking the officials now!!!! Trish is attacking them too! OH GOD!!!! Sniper once again just bashed Angle in the head with a chairshot! He's hit him about 6 times now and Sniper just poured some gasoline or something on that chair and Trish handed him some matches!

DD: Oh yeah! We're about to get a little bit of fire action!

VJ: Sniper just lit the chair on fire…come on, no!!!! Don't do it!!! OH NO!!!!!!!! Flaming chairshot to the head of Kurt Angle!!!!!

VJ: I can't believe what we've seen tonight from Sniper! He has definitely gone over the edge and it may be personal between he and Kurt Angle!

DD: Hey Vince, Kurt Angle is now living proof of why there is no right way, there's no wrong way, there's only the Dynasty way, and there can't be any other way! And that is DAMN true!!!!!!

VJ: Can we get some help for Kurt Angle out here?

DD: Hey, this is great! Prez Panther arrived just in time to see Kurt Angle get his!

VJ: Prez Panther has arrived, but what is gonna happen when Downcast finds out! I've got a feeling that all hell is gonna break loose in just a short while!

DD: Who's coming back? Is it Mad Dog?! Oh my God it is Mad Dog!!! Mad Dog is back from the dead and he's gonna murder me! I'm sorry for what I said at your funeral! (Sobbing) Please don't kill me!!!!!

VJ: I seriously doubt that it's Mad Dog!

DD: Oh. Yeah he's too much of a puss to come back from the dead and do something to me!

DD: no way!!!! I don't know who "He" is but I can tell he's a big faggot!

VJ: Stop it! Firestorm has a smile on his face and he just said bring out the 1^st opponent!

VJ: Uh oh! Here comes Ice Cube! He's on his way to ringside and Killa said "Bring it"! Oh!!! It's Rodney Demp!!! Rodney Demp just attacked Ice Cube from behind and rams his head into the steel stairs!!! Demp has a steel chair now…OH!!!! He just blasted Cube right in the cranium! A 2^nd referee is on his way to the ring and he signaled for the bell!

DD: No!!!!

VJ: Demp throws Ice Cube into the ring and he just got payback from what happened earlier on tonight in the Cell match! Killa has Ice Cube up now…there's the Takeover!!!!!! He hooks the leg…1…2…3!!!!!! He just defeated Ice Cube!

DD: No, Demp defeated Ice Cube!!!

VJ: Oh my!!! Rage just came out here and he attacked Rodney Demp!!! Demp and Rage are going at it on the arena floor! Irish whip by Rage sends Demp crashing into the steel barricade…Rage charges in and Demp back body drops him into the crowd! Demp follows him out into the crowd and business is really picking up now!!!! Back in the ring, Blaque and Blue are double-teaming Killa. Remember, unlike a regular Gauntlet match, in a Compound Gauntlet match when you're pinned you are still allowed to compete in the match and pin your opponent, which means that soon it will be 8 on 1!

DD: That was a brilliant idea by the Commish! It's just a shame that this mystery idiot had to come out here and attack him!

VJ: Blaque and Blue are gonna go for the Problem solver…NO! Killa counters into a DDT on Blue and he blasts Blaque with a clothesline!!! Ice Cube is trying to get back to his feet and he's knocked to the floor with a right hand! Blaque and Blue are back up…Killa takes them down with a double spear!!!! Double pin…1…2…double kickout by Blaque and Blue!!!! Killa is back to his feet and he's headed to the top rope…Blaque caught him!!! Killa is in some trouble now…Blue is climbing to the top rope…oh my…superbomb on Killa!!!!!! Blue hooks the leg…1…2…Killa kicks out!

DD: Hey, if Blaque and Blue beat Killa, who gets the belt?

VJ: I assume Blaque cuz Blue is kinda gay!

DD: I'm telling.

VJ: They're gonna try for the Problem Solver again! Irish whip by Blaque…reversal by Killa…Downcast caught Blaque by the ankle!!!! OH!!! Kendo stick shot to the head by Downcast and now he runs into the ring and nails Killa in the head with a shot of his own…then turns to Blue and catches him with a shot!!!

DD: No fair!!!! Blaque and Blue got DQ'd!!!!

VJ: That was a smart move by Downcast! Now he's hooking Killa up for Total Dispear…he hit it!!!!! He makes the cover on Killa now…1…2…NO!!!!! Blaque pulls Downcast out of the ring and he's hammering away on him!!! Blue is over there to help Downcast out as well! Blaque and Blue are mugging Downcast on the floor!

DD: Why does it have to be a mugging, Vince?! They're nice guys! They're my friends!

VJ: If they're your friends then they must be bad people! Ice Cube is back up in the ring and he's measuring Killa…there's the Ice Breaker!!! Ice Cube makes the cover…1…2…Blaque pulls him out of the ring!!!! Ice Cube nails Blaque with a right hand! Those 2 are going at it while Killa rests in the ring…Rich Richman attacks Killa from the crowd!

DD: Now Downcast has been DQ'd!!!!

VJ: Rich Richman took a page from Downcast's book and attacked Killa before he was scheduled to be in the match! Irish whip by Richman…reversal by Killa and he drills him with a powerslam!!!!! Killa just nailed Richman with a powerslam and he's lifting him back up…there's the Takeover!!! He just hit the Takeover on Richman…1…2…3!!! Richman is done!!!

VJ: Here comes Kaos and Killa goes right after him!!! There's a lot of heat between those 2 dating back to when Killa 1^st came to the NFWA! Killa is stomping away to the ribs of Kaos!!! He sets him up in the corner! Knife-edge chop by Killa!

DD: WHOOOOOOOOO!

VJ: That was so unnecessary! Irish whip by Killa that's reversed by Kaos…Samoan Drop!!!!! Cover by Kaos…1…2…Richman breaks it up!!!

DD: Uh oh! They're teammates!

VJ: But they both wanna be World Champion! Richman boots Kaos in the stomach…DDT!!!! He picks up Killa now…powerbomb!!! 1…2…OH!!!!

DD: Kaos just booted Richman in the balls, Vince! The balls!!!

VJ: I can't believe we just saw that! Downcast is back in the ring and he spears Kaos!!!! Downcast picks up Killa…Killa with a small package…1…2…kickout by Downcast! Downcast picks him up and hits him with a neckbreaker!!! He hooks the leg on again…1…2…this time Ice Cube breaks it up! He blasts Downcast with a right hand and now he's hammering on him in the corner! Blaque and Blue are back in the ring…they charge at Killa and miss with a double clothesline…Killa catches Blue with a clothesline!!!! Boot to the midsection of Blaque…there's the Takeover!!!! 1…2…3!!!!!

VJ: My God, this crowd is going crazy for Lightning! This could be just the opportunity that he needs to become the World Champion!

DD: Well in my opinion, Lightning always has and always will be a loser!

VJ: Lightning slides into the ring…I don't think Killa sees him…Lightning grabs him and nails the inverted DDT!!! He hooks the leg…1…2…kick to the ribs by Downcast!!! Downcast is trying to strangle Lightning on the mat…Lightning punches him in the throat and he mounts Downcast! Piston-like right hands to the temple of Downcast!

DD: (Lights another blunt)

VJ: Oh boy! I thought you were done with those for the night!

DD: Hey, I never smoked before today! This is REALLY some good sh*t!!! I think that we should get our fans to got our there and get some of this crap!!! Hahaha! 420!!!!!!!

VJ: You pothead! Blue is back up and he catches Killa with a sledgehammer blow to the back…not with an actual sledgehammer but he hit him in the back…you know what I'm trying to say?

DD: (Puffing on the blunt) All they had to do was look at their TV screen and they can see it!

VJ: Good point! Killa throws Blue to the floor over by us! He's walking over here…he just snatched Dave's blunt!!!

DD: Hey, you filthy bastard! That's my last blunt! Go buy your own!

VJ: Killa has that blunt…OWWW!!!!!! He just burned Blue with it!!!!!

DD: Damn it!!!!! Do you realize that you just wasted my good sh--

VJ: Boot to the midsection of Delaware Dave…Takeover!!!!!!! He just gave Dave the takeover and Richman attacks him from behind! Back in the ring, Downcast and Lightning are still battling…uh oh! Firestorm is starting to stir! He just dragged the referee to the floor…Firestorm just hit the referee!!! Damn him! He's being paid to be an asshole! Richman throws Killa back into the ring…he catches him with a sunset flip…1…2…kickout by Killa and that was a fast count by Firestorm!!!! Killa is back to his feet and he just spit in Firestorm's face! Firestorm is back in Killa's face again…the referee pulls the commish to the floor and he's attacking him again!!! The Commish and the referee are battling it out once again!!! Killa just caught Firestorm with a baseball slide that knocks him into the guardrail…Kaos just grabbed Killa…Ticking Time Bomb!!! Lightning just picked up Kaos…DVD!!!!! And now Lightning is looking to finish off Killa! Lightning just set Killa up on the top rope…he climbs up with him…there's the Lightning Rod…we've got a new World Champion!!!! Wait a minute…Staks is out to the ring and he pulls Lightning to the floor…he just KO'd him with the baseball bat!!! Lightning had the title won and Staks attacked him!! He's beating Lightning in the ribs with that baseball bat once again! What in the World does he have against Lightning?! Referee Brad Patterson is out here and Blaque makes the cover on Killa…fast count…1..2…Kaos picks up Patterson and knocks him out of the ring! Blaque just assaulted Kaos and those 2 are battling! Downcast has that Kendo stick again…he swings and Killa ducks…White Russian leg sweep!!! Killa hooks the leg and the other referee is back in the ring…1…2…3!!!!!!

VJ: What in the hell?! Brad Patterson just hit the ring announcer!!! He has the mic!

Brad Patterson: uh uh, Killa! This match isn't over yet! We guaranteed a World Title change, and we're gonna get a World Title change!!!!!

VJ: I think Killa is gonna kill Brad Patterson! Firestorm is in the ring and he blasted Killa in the back of the head with that Kendo Stick!!! Why in the world did he do that?! OH!!!!! Kaos just blasted Firestorm in the back of the head with a chairshot…Patterson just low blowed Kaos and he pulls Commish Firestorm on top of Killa…1…2..3!!!

VJ: What?! The match was already over and Commish Firestorm isn't even a wrestler anymore! Why did Brad Patterson count the 3???

VJ: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! How can that be??? The match was already over and to top that off he's not even a wrestler!!!! He can't be the Champion!!!!! Firestorm has the World Title belt and he's celebrating with it!!! The participants in this match are trying to go after Firestorm but he rolls to the floor and jumps on his bike! Commish Firestorm is riding out of the arena with the World Title belt!!!!

DD: (Waking up after the Takeover) What happened?!

VJ: I don't even know! Patterson just announced Commish Firestorm as the new World Champion and…OH MY GOD!!! Killa just reached underneath the ring and grabbed a chainsaw!!!! Brad Patterson is still at ringside and Killa chases him to the locker room with the chainsaw!!!

DD: Run, Brad!! Run!!! He'll chop off your head and sell it on e-bay!!!!!

VJ: Brad Patterson is running out to the parking lot with Killa right on his trail! Killa is out there with him…wait…there's Firestorm on his bike! Firestorm and he has the World Title belt and he pulls off on his bike! Killa has lost it!!!!! He just jumped in his SUV and he's chasing Firestorm out of the arena!!!! Oh my God, what is the deal in this situation??! Is Firestorm REALLY the new World Champion?

VJ: Well we could find out right here. Prez Panther has arrived! What is gonna happen next?! Stay with us!

Prez: Why don't all of you Rochester rats shut the hell up cuz I've got some business to take care of! Now I know what you're thinking, you're thinking that the Dynasty died at Breakin the Rulz, right?

Crowd: Ye…

Prez: No, shut up! This is P-Diddy's time to speak! Now is the Dynasty dead? Well let me answer that by saying OH HELL NO!!!!!! As long as the blood is pumping through my veins, as long as the Earth revolves around the sun, as long as there are 60 seconds in a minute, there will be a Dynasty!!!!

(Crowd boos)

Prez: Yeah, you can like it, you can hate it, but you might as well learn to love it cuz there can't be any other way!!!!! But…I'm not out here on Dynasty biz! I'm not out here just to show my handsome face on the screen and make the NFWA's ratings even higher than they already are…

VJ and DD: What an egotistical bastard!!!!!

Prez:…but I'm out here for personal reasons. From what I hear, somebody back in the locker room wants a piece of the Champion of Champions! Somebody back there has got a little taste of Panther Fever! Somebody back there is craving a 1^st Class, Genuine, Grade A, P-Diddy style ass whooping! Well Downcast, you wanna call me out? Well I don't back down from anybody boy! So Downcast bring your punk ass out here to MY RING so that I can beat you all over it!

VJ: Oh my God!!!! Prez Panther is actually gonna fight Downcast!!! Whether he wants to admit it or not the Dynasty has fallen apart thanks to the Revolution!

DD: Vince, they're gonna fight!!!! I can't believe it!!!

VJ: Downcast is headed in the ring to face Prez Panther and here they go!!!!!! Prez Panther and Downcast!!!!!! They are going at it tooth and nail and Panther isn't backing down from Downcast! He's getting the upper hand with right hands to the head and he backs him to the buckle! Panther is stomping Downcast down…Leena tosses the Kendo stick into the ring and Panther caught it…Downcast with a low blow!!!!!

DD: Aww man! There have been a lot of low blows tonight! And speaking on low blows, look out Downcast!!!!

VJ: Chyna just came from the crowd and she blasts Downcast with an incredible low blow!!!!! Prez Panther didn't show up without back up and now he and Chyna are stomping away onto the back of Downcast! Chyna is holding Downcast for Panther and he has a chair now…OH!!!!!

DD: Oh no!!!!

VJ: Prez Panther accidentally nailed Chyna with that chairshot! Panther is checking on Chyna…Downcast has the kendo stick…BOOM!!! He blasts him with a Kendo stick shot and Panther goes down!!!! Here comes the Rick Bruiser, Rich Richman and Kaos down to the ring!!! They just went face to face with Downcast…oh my God!!! They're stomping Prez Panther!!!!!

DD: Oh no! Don't tell me Downcast joined the Revolution too!

VJ: Leena has a leather strap and she's choking Chyna…Richman climbs up to the top rope…Bruiser just set Prez Panther up on his shoulders…OH!!! Richman Superbomb on Prez Panther!!!! The back of Panther's head just bounced off of that steel chair!

DD: Sniper, get out here and help your friend!!!!!

VJ: I've been told that Sniper just left!!!!

DD: What the hell do you mean Sniper just left?! He can't leave without Prez Panther!!!

VJ: Well I've heard that he's left and now Downcast has Panther set up…there's Total Dispear on a steel chair!!!! Richman and Kaos are holding Panther now…Chyna is still being choked in the corner by Leena and her face is turning blue…oh no! Rick Bruiser just handed Downcast a sledgehammer!!!!

DD: No!!! This is going way too far!!!! They're gonna kill him!

VJ: Yeah you may be right! Don't do it Downcast! Prez Panther is trapped and he's gonna hit him with the hammer…NO!!! Don't do it…OH MY!!! Shyanne just attacked Downcast again!!!!!

DD: What?!!!!

VJ: Shyanne has attacked Downcast for the 2^nd time this week…oh no! Downcast just hit Shyanne with Total Dispear!!!!

DD: What is his problem?!!! Somebody needs to shoot Downcast! Too bad I left my gun at home!

VJ: Panther is trying to fight back on the Revolution but Bruiser kicks him in the stomach…there's the Hot Shot!!! And now Downcast has that sledgehammer again…he's gonna hit the Prez in the ribs…here comes No Limit Inc with steel chairs!!!

DD: What???!

VJ: Yes! Krazed, Blaque and Blue hit the ring and they're tearing into the Revolution! Tina just pulled Leena off of Chyna…DDTina on Leena!

DD: Haha! That rhymed!

VJ: Krazed just blasted Bruiser with a shot to the head!!!! Blaque just nailed Kaos with a shot…Blue just took out Rich Richman…Downcast has that damn sledgehammer again and he's gonna try to hit the Prez…Tina pulls Prez Panther out of the ring!!!!!

DD: This is crazy!!!!!

VJ: Tina just pulled Prez Panther to the floor and she's dragging him back to the locker room…Krazed has Downcast by the throat…Chokeslam!!!!!!! No Limit Inc has just come to the aid of Prez Panther…what the hell is that all about?!

DD: Not again!!! Vince Johnson, who in the hell is "He"???

VJ: I don't know, Dave! Will we find out on In High Gear? Thank you for joining us on FNS, so long!