DD: Yeah, but it's still a big pile of sh*t compared to Delaware!!!!

VJ: Will you be nice??? Ladies and gentlemen, the emotions are running high tonight in what could be the most exciting card of all time. In the Main Event it's Ice Cube defending the World Title against Rodney Demp and Kaos. Kaos wants a piece of the World Title, but Demp wants a piece of Kaos' ass for what he did to his father just a few weeks back! That one is gonna be an all out war, I can guarantee that!!! Also, in a rematch from last week's FNS, the TV and I-C Titles will be on the line when Lightning meets up with Rick Bruiser! This time it's in a 60-min Iron Man match! That's gonna be amazing!

DD: Yeah, that's gonna be great, but tonight Sniper finally gets to get his hands on that piece of trash Kurt Angle!!! Nobody turns their back on the Dynasty and gets away with it, and that's something that Mr. Olympian will find out here at Dead or Alive!!!!

VJ: Yes, and let's not forget the question that's on everyone's minds: Who is He??? He's returning tonight, we think he will reveal himsel…

DD: Why won't he show himself???! What is he a coward or something?!

VJ: This is gonna be an incredible night, let's get down to ringside for our opening matchup!!!!!

DD: Vince, answer this: Why is there a graveyard set up over there?! There's no buried alive match tonight.

VJ: Why…it's Halloween! The time of death, darkness, spooks and goblins…hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

VJ: What the hell…? Speaking of goblins, here come those bastards the Riot Makerz!!!!! What is the meaning of this????!

DD: Hey, you watch your damn mouth you cheap slut!!! They can buy and sell your punk ass for a buck 50!!!

VJ: What are you talking about?! I don't like the way that Firestorm is looking at Trish…you remember what they did to her on Friday Night. They could be finishing what they started then! Somebody get the Riot Makerz out of here!!!!

DD: Don't you talk to the Commish like that!!! He runs the show!!!

VJ: The loser of this match must strip.

DD: I don't trust that rule anymore since Tina dissed us last week.

VJ: There's the lockup…Shyanne catches Trish with a big right hand to the head and Trish goes down!!!! Trish back up and Shyanne catches her with a boot to the midsection…and a huge slam!!!!!!! Trish is in some real trouble here and Firestorm and his gang look like they're enjoying that!

DD: Where is the rest of the Dynasty?

VJ: I don't know if they've arrived yet. Shyanne whips Trish hard into the buckle and the OTHER NFWA booker is hurt badly! She's down on her knees pleading for mercy from Shyanne but Shyanne isn't listening to her! Shyanne picks Trish back up and grabs her by the hair…OH!! Trish raked Shyanne's eyes with those long fingernails of hers. She locks up Shyanne…Bulldog!!!! Cover by Trish…1…2…kickout by Shyanne!!!! Trish is complaining to the referee about a slow count and now she's choking the life out of Shy!!!! Get in there ref!!!!

DD: I wish I was refing this match! I'd really get in there if ya know what I mean!!!

VJ: The ref has pulled Trish off of Shyanne…OH!! Stiff kick right to the ribs by Trish!! There's another one!!! Trish isn't a very good wrestler but right now she's got the advantage. She hits off the ropes…what???! Ice Cube just tripped Trish when she was coming off!!! What is the meaning of that?!

DD: Maybe Firestorm wants to see Trish naked!

VJ: Who doesn't wanna see Trish naked…I mean this is horrible!!! Trish is arguing with Ice Cube…Shyanne is back to her feet and she rolls Trish up from behind…1…2…kickout by Trish!!! Trish back to her feet and Shyanne nearly decapitates her with a lariat!!!! There's another cover by Shyanne…1…2…another kickout by Trish Stratus!!! Shyanne is hot now and she has Trish by the hair and she's hammering down with hard rights to the head!!!! I think Shyanne has lost it…

DD: Get that freak off of her!!!

VJ: The ref is trying to do that…oh no! Shyanne accidentally hit the ref in the face with an elbow. She just put Trish down and she's gone to check on the ref…oh no!!! Trish has her boot off!!! Look out Shy…OH NO!!! Trish just caught Shyanne right in the head with that boot!!!

DD: That was great!!! Get up ref!

VJ: Damn it, don't have it end like this…Firestorm is climbing into the ring!!! Don't let it end like this either!!! Firestorm just climbed into the ring and he just grabbed Trish by the hair…he's gonna give her the Big Time!!! No!!! Shyanne just hit Firestorm with a low blow…Ice Breaker on Shyanne by Ice Cube!!!! What the hell was that???! What the hell…Rage just pulled Trish on top of Shy…here comes referee Brad Patterson…1…2…3!!!!! Damn it!!!!!!

VJ: No!!!! This was a damn setup!!!!! The Riot Makerz just pulled a fast one…

DD: No they didn't, shut your damn mouth you cheap hussy! Trish Stratus had to fight off the entire group of Riot Makerz, she has triumphed and we have a new champion!!! And you know what that means…Shyanne has to get naked!!!!!

VJ: Oh my. Shyanne is out cold…Trish has just ran back to the locker room with the title belt…damn it!!! Firestorm just slapped Shyanne!!! What a no-good bastard!!!!

DD: You watch your mouth! Remember, he said he was gonna be keeping an eye on you!

VJ: Ice Cube is lifting up Shyanne and the Riot Makerz are doing the same thing they were doing to Tina last week on FNS!!!

DD: Hell yeah!! This time they're gonna make sure that we see some hardcore nudity!!!

VJ: Come on…stop it!!!! Get some help out here for her!!! Shyanne is trying to fight the Riot Makerz off…Firestorm just grabbed her by the throat…Big Time!!!! That lousy son of a bitch just gave her the Big Time and now Rage is headed to the top…Rare Aire on Shyanne!!!! Get some damn help out here for her!!!!!

DD: He's gonna come out here now, Vince!!! Hand me my gun! When I see his ass, I'm gonna bust a cap in it!!!

DD: What the hell is this piss?! Where's Shyanne?!

VJ: Shyanne is gone and somebody has KO'd Firestorm with a baseball bat!!!! Do you think that "He" did this?!

DD: What the f*ck do you think?! The damn "He's Coming Back" sign flashes on the screen, he runs out like some kind of moose-licking faggot and bashes the Commish in the back of the head with a baseball bat!! You can't bash the commish with a bat, no matter how many mooses you lick!!!! And damn it I came to see some tits and I wanna see some tits!!!!

VJ: Will you please stop it??! Firestorm is starting to get up…oh man! Up next it's gonna be a tables and ladders match! It's Staks going 1 on 1 with Bandit! Let's show you the history between these 2.

Trish: Guess what?!

Prez: Wha…

Trish: I'm the champ!!! I beat her ass! All by myself! I beat her!!!

Sniper: Good for you Trish.

Trish: Yeah…good for me! I'm so happy, but I'm gonna be even happier by the end of the night, cuz I thought up this plan…

Prez: Is there a problem?!

Commish: Hell yeah there's a problem!! Your boy attacked me again! I'm getting sick and tired of this crap, I want you to tell me who he is right now or else…

Prez: Or else what?!

Commish: Or el…

Prez: Shut up, cuz I'm not done talking! (Looks at Rage) And you, you're looking at me like you're some kinda big shot! Like I'm supposed to be impressed with you cuz you're a Riot Maker. Don't think I didn't hear you running your mouth to me on TV the other day!

Rage: Yeah, and…?

Prez: Well…you're damn lucky that I don't just haul off and give you what you're just crying out for, and that's a genuine P-Diddy ass kicking, but I'm a little busy tonight! You see, you're all pissed off at Mr. "He's Coming Back". He's made an ass out of you time and time again and you were the one who stepped up to the plate and made the challenge to him. Well Mr. Rage, ask and you shall receive!!! Right here tonight, on PPV, you are gonna face "him" in a Hell in a Cell match!!!

VJ and DD: OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Rage: That's just fine with me. Like I said before, he will get his ass beat!

Prez: Alright sure!

Commish: Oh yeah, watch your ass Prez!

Prez: F*ck you, Commish!!!!

VJ:This match right here is not about titles this is about pride and just kicking one anothers bu- ass!

DD:WOW,your wild you said ass!

VJ:Shut up,well stacks is starting things up here with a closeline on bandit,bandit ducks out and hits a neckbreaker!bandit is going out of the ring he grabs a chair he slides back in and he is going to hit Staks!the ref stops him!Thank god,he was ready to take off bandits head!

DD:Bandit just took the chair back from the ref and he shoved him out of the ring,..Ouch!he landed right on his head!Bandit turns around and nails Staks in the head with the chair,he falls to the ground.He nails him again and again and agian.DAMN,need some advil Staks?Bandit throws Staks outside the ring and does a moonsault right out on to him!

VJ:Bandit just picked upstacks by the hair and he is draging him over our way!he grabs the ring bell and nails Staks!he throws him on top of our annonce table!I am going to move I am going to try to stay connected

DD:Am I still connected?

VJ:Yes dave.Bandit has Staks set up for a DDT on the announce table,Stacks fires a right hand to the gut of bandit!he DDT's him threw the announce table!MY GOD!The annonce table is in pieces! Both men are lying motionless!

DD:Want me to go to poke them to see if they are alive?

VJ:No,thats ok Dave.

DD:Here come EMT's from the back they have two strechers with them they first load stacks on one and then put bandit on another,..oh my god!

VJ:Staks just grabed bandit from his strecher!he pulls him to the ground!They are brawiling on the ground!

DD:OH GOD HAVE MERCY ON BANDIT!

VJ:No, he just ran down bandit with his bike!,Bandit is on the ground shaking,I think he is spazing!

DD:Firestorm picked up Bandit and threw him in the ring with a waiting Staks all ready in their!Firestorm leaves the ring side area on his bike.

VJ:Stacks throws bandit into the corner,like a rag doll.He sets him up and he just delivered a super kick!Bandit falls to the ground and my god,he is acctuly still concius and strugling to stand

DD:Well Staks is in real shock he jumped back and his mouth is hangin open!He jumps out of the ring and,..damit!he stole my candy Jar! Hey give it back!

VJ:Hey Dave were you going?Staks is going to hit the strugling bandit with that jar he has it over his head and no!Delawear Dave just pushed down on the jar forcing it to crash on to Stacks head!Dave gathers up the candy and leaves the ring!oh no!When Dave hit him he landed on top of Bandit!the ref is in the ring!1,....2,....

DD: he is taking his damn time,3!

VJ: DAVE??!!Stacks is going to kill you!you crashed that candy jar over his head!He is not going to be in a good mood!

DD: I got him the win!He covered Bandit as soon as I hit him,I just knocked some sences into the kid telling him to cover him!

VJ: Ok,..I guess..

DD: What cowards! They know the caliber of Rage and Ice Cube, and had to cheat in order to get an early advantage!!!

VJ: Are you ok, Dave?

DD: Just fine, that’s why all four of these assholes suck..

VJ: What a clothesline by Killa on Rage! Killa stomping Rage now, and he picks him up by the hair. He whips him to the ropes…Rage ducks the back elbow attempt…ducks the clothesline…and connects with flying shoulder block! Killa charges in…Rage with a hip toss..and another on…arm drag takedown…and there’s a dropkick!!! Why a barrage offensive attacks by Rage! Killa begging off a bit…asking for a time out!

DD: There are no time outs in the NFWA, you dumb stupid head!!! Maybe in WCW, but not her…

VJ: Where???

DD: You know, that stinky, no talent place down there!!!

VJ: Ahh, sure Dave! Rage with the Irish whip on Killa, and the former NFWA Champion reverses it, and Demp buries the knee into the back of Rage! Rage turns to Demp, and Killa from behind with a low blow…DDT on the top of the head!!! Killa with the tag to Demp now, and Demp with a boot to the midsection…swinging neckbreaker. And he follows up with a rolling legdrop..here’s the cover..1…2..and Ice Cube breaks it up with an elbow to the back of the head!!! He paid for it as Demp dropkicks him to the floor. Cube landed hard on his head, and he may not be able to continue!!!

DD: Bullsh*t!!! That woosie is trying to get outta fightin’ again!!! Faggot ass faggot!!!

VJ: Excuse me???!!! Nevermind! Dave is repulsive, and Demp just brought Rage over in a cradle suplex..1..2..and Rage gets a hand in the ropes!!! Rage ducks the haymaker, and hooks Demp in a northern lights suplex..2.I mean 1..2..3 – NO!! Killa with the knee to the gut breaks up the pin..

DD: (singing) You’re a non-numerical, Canadian faggot ass faggot!!!!

VJ: Shut your trap D-Ware!!!

DD: Hey, I’m trying to entertain the audience Vince! Let’s face it, your play-by-play sucks!!! And this match blows more than the Windy City!!! So I’m here to save the show!!!

VJ: Right, you’re gonna save the sho…

DD: These flea bitten lesbians are stealing my spotlight!!!

VJ: They’re showing you how you save a dying match, Dave! Shhhhh!!! Pay attention, and you might learn something!

DD: Ahh, you’re gonna get it tonight, Johnson!

VJ: Blue is in the ring now, and this gonna be Texas Tornado rules also??!!

DD: I guess! Forget throwing the rulebook out the window, its just being plain burned here tonight!!

VJ: And what about every other night?

DD: Good point!

VJ: Demp is hoisting Rage up on his shoulders, and Blue is up on top..there’s a modified Doomsday Device on Rage! Cube is back in there now with a steel chair..he lays out Killa…down goes Demp…and Blue eats the steel!!! Blaque just nailed Cube from behind with a missle dropkick!! That was incredible, and there’s an inverted DDT! Blaque tosses Rage out of the ring, and now it’s Ice Cube in Blaque inside! There trading blows in the middle, Cube ducks…and scores with a side suplex…

DD: Shades of Shawn Michaels, huh?

VJ: That is the legendary finisher of HBK, yes!

DD: You don’t have to over exaggerate Canadian! Don’t make me give ya some chin music!

VJ: What is that, the latest Hip Hop album?! I’m don’t with your hizzzy, dawg!

DD: Stupid, non-hip fetus eater!!!

VJ: Blue is fighting with Killa on the floor, and whips him hard into the guardrail!! Blue just grabbed a steel chair…Blaque with the whip to Cube into the ropes..BOOM!!!

DD: He whacked his back off!!!

VJ: Yeah! What a chair to the back by Blue! Blaque and Blue look like they’ve got this one in the bag..there’s the kick to the gut…Blaque Drop on Cube!!!!

DD: It’s over!!!

VJ: The cover..1…2…ohhh…Demp off the top with a corkscrew legdrop on Blaque ! There’s the Flowing DDT on Cube The cradle..1…2…3!!! We’ve got new champs!!!

VJ: Demp and Ice Cube are the new tag team champion, an…My God!!!! That’s Posidin!!!!

DD: Yeah, shut up! And you take anything away from those jackoffs! There was no interference, and they won the gold fair and square! Speak ya Mapleleaf dragqueen!!!

VJ: Didn’t you here what I just said???! Posidin just jumped out of the crowd!!! I thought he was filming Gladiator 2!!!!

DD: Eeewwwwwww!!!!!!!

VJ: (Looks at Dave like he’s crazy) Posidin just ran into the ring with a chair…he’s going face to face with Killa and Demp…from behind it’s Olympus and Thor!!!!! Devastation…Devastation is attacking the new Tag Team Champions!!!! This is unbelievable!!!!!

DD: Hahahaha!!! I never liked Devastation but I’m loving this crap!!!! Kick him in the nuts, Thor!!!

VJ: Thor is holding Demp and Posidin has that steel chair…BOOM! Right to the head and he nearly decapitated Demp!!!!! Olympus has Killa by the throat…big chokeslam!!! He almost broke Killa’s neck!!! Why are they doing this???? Why???

DD: It’s obvious, Vince!!! They want the Tag Titles!!!!

VJ: Thor and Olympus just picked up the Tag Team belts and you’re right! This is all about the Tag Belts!!! They just rolled to the floor and jumped back into the crowd! What the hell is going on here? My goodness, up next the Light Heavyweight Title will be on the line as Jamy Storm defends against the former champion and self-proclaimed savior of the division, JunKK, with Prez Panther as the special guest referee! This is gonna be a spitkicker if I ever saw one!

DD: A WHAT????!!!!!

VJ:Prez panther pushes the second ref down and grabs the ring annoncers mic

Prez: Hey!listen here!I am the damn prez and I make the calls!you dont just show up and save the day if I am on the ground tough sh*t!you don't have athority over me!I am ordering a restart!

DD:WHAT!Storm won this match!

VJ:Well the match restarts and storm is still celabrating from his "victory" he is clocked in the back of the head with the LHW title!Panther saw the whole thing and is not doing a thing!he counts it,1,2,3!

DD:NO!I said that JunKK would deffinatly win.

VJ:This has been a damn robery!They stole that belt from Jamy Storm.That man is going to be very mad when he gets up and relizes that JunKK is walking up that ramp with the LHW title around his waist!

DD:and whats this?The riot makers are walking down to the ring and Brad Patterson just got in the ring and slaped panther panther kicks him in the balls and throws him out of the ring!Firestorm gets in the ring and nails panther with a right hand knocking the prez to the ground.He picks him up and gives him a military press slam!He once again picks him up and delivers the move he calls the big time!The riot makers have chairs!They are going for a double chair shot!Chyna out of nowhere jumps in and takes the hit for Panther!Firestorm grabs a mic!

Firestorm:Dude,I have had enough how about we dont hold off,Since your an old man and your out of shape i'll give you a mouth for the match!Next PPV me VS you!the winner takes over bitch!but lets not wait to just take a little anger out,me and you one on one in the parking lot bitch!if your still conscious and can here me,i'll be out there all night!

VJ: That’s not right! Prez Panther is down, Chyna is down too…my God!

DD: Prez Panther is gonna be pissed when he gets back up…and did he call him an "old man"????

VJ: Go figure! Up next…

DD: I’m getting sick of this, Vince!!! When is he coming?!

VJ: No matter who it is, he will go 1 on 1 with Rage of the Riot Makerz later tonight in a Hell in a Cell match! Up next, though, it’s Sniper going 1 on 1 with Kurt Angle! It’s an inferno match!!!!

VJ: You’re a sick man, you know that!! You’re nothing but a no goo…

DD: That was the greatest entrance in the history of the NFWA! Pyro-to-music-to-pyro!!!! Another first by the Dynasty!!!

VJ: That must’ve been a pretty big raise Prez Panther gave you today, huh?!

DD: What you talkin’ about, Vince?!

VJ: You know what I’m talking about! Kurt Angle just slapped Sniper, and Sniper spit right in Angle’s face! Angle with a double leg…no, Sniper blocks with an amateur style sprawl!!! Sniper is fighting Angle’s attempt at the takedown, and he’s crossfacing hard… Sniper gets around behind, and locks on the tight waist…

DD: Two points!! Two points for Sniper!!! Mark his points down faggot!!!!

VJ: This isn’t a amateur match, Dave! Setttle down, jackass! Sniper "throwing legs" on Angle now, trying to gain control…he shoots the half – Turks the leg..1…2..amd Angle powers out seconds before the 3!!! What excellent execution of those chain moves by Sniper!!!

DD: I guess that would make Sniper the "Excellence of Execution" right?!

VJ: Why don’t you ask him that, and see what he says!!

DD: He’ll probably throw up, and then beat my ass!!!

VJ: Sniper off the second rope..looking for the axe han…Angle counters into an amazing belly-to-belly suplex! HE covers…1..and Sniper out after a 1 count! Angle laying the boots in to Sniper now. Sniper to his feet, and the Olympic champion hammering away with right hands. He throws Sniper to the ropes..Sniper with the go-behind..looking for the German suplex..Kurt blocks. He has wrist control, and he re-counters into a waistlock, there’s the inside crad…

DD: That idiot doesn’t realize there are no pins in this match. And that’s why he’ll be BBQ’d here tonight!!!

VJ: Kurt instinctively covering Sniper, and referee Al Gore telling him now there are no pins!!! Kurt wasted valuable time arguing with Gore…

DD: That’ll put a person to sleep…FOREVER!!!!

VJ: Stop it..and Sniper with the sunset flip..1…2..Angle kicks out. And he walks into a armdrag, and there’s a dropkick…another one! Sniper with a huracanrana…and now a DDT plants Angle on his head!

DD: It looks like Air Sniper is ready for takeoff!!!

VJ: Sniper climbing up top…he jumps onto Angle’s shoulders, and he caught him…Angle with a vicious powerbomb!!! That could be enough, and Angle’s celebrating like he just won a gold medal! Wasting time again, and now he tries to get Sniper in the flames! Angle is pushing Sniper closer to the fire, and he’s almost got him!!!

DD: Come on Sniper!!! Don’t let the Dynasty down! You can beat his crying asswhip!

VJ: Don’t you have anything else in your vocabulary?! Good God, for Christ’ sake!!!

DD: I hope you burn in hell for that! Now shut the hell up, and call the match!

VJ: Sniper just mule kicked Angle in the groin, and that’ll put any man down! Giant or midget, you’re going down after that move!

DD: Unless your dickless like Vince Johnson!!! Hahahaha!!!

VJ: Your momma!

DD: You know, after Sniper cooks Angle, I’m gonna order deep-fried Johnson on a pork chop sandwich!

VJ: Uhh, no thank you. I ate yesterday! Sniper off the ropes with the float over, DDT on Angle! Sniper with a seated dropkick to the back of the head…and there’s a rolling back splash. Sniper with a bodyslam in the corner…slingshot somersault press. Sniper with a split-legged moonsault on Angle. And now he’s trying to shove Angle’s faces into the flames! He’s trying to set his face on fire!!!

DD: Hey, maybe he can melt his face, and crisp it…do a major improvement for that jerkface!!!

VJ: Angle gets out of that predicament with a stiff elbow to the nose. He charges at Sniper, and Sniper catches him with a T-bone suplex…and there’s a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Sniper is cooking in this one!

DD: Real funny!

VJ: Excuse the pun, Dave, but Sniper is on fire!!!

DD: SHUT UP!!!! Don’t even associate those words in this match!!! Only firings going on tonight, is with that girly man in the tights up there!

VJ: Girly man?! I don’t know if he’s that?!

DD: Shut, hey what’s he doing out here?

VJ: These flames are igniting high on each move here, and now Rich Richman is walking down here, and that isn’t good news for Sniper!

DD: Well, he’s only half way down the aisle, and hopefully he’ll stay there!

VJ: Sniper and Angle have both climbed the ropes, and Angle is standing on the top rope! Sniper climbing up there aswel…OH MY GOD!!!!! Sniper just threw Angle across the ring with top rope huracanrana!!!

DD: That was awesome, and that damn Richman is inching closer to ringside!!

VJ: Those flames shot almost as high as they where, setting them both on fire. Sniper connects with a spinebuster. He going for the fire, and Richman is on the stairs…it’s Prez Panther!!

DD: And Chyna!!! Yes, the Dynasty comes through!!!

VJ: Chyna just 3^rd Rocked Richman with a DDT on the floor! Panther is ordering referee Chad Patterson to lower the flames, and he’s climbing into the ring!!! Panther is getting in the ring, and he just leveled Angle with a pipe!!

DD: He gave that idiot an Olympic pipe job!!!

VJ: That’s Olympicly disgusting!!!

DD: Just shut up, please!!!

VJ: No! Look out, Sniper Bomb coming up…Angle gets free, and he goes for the Olympic Slam…Panther with another pipe shot to the ribs, and Angle drops Sniper…there it is..

DD: "P Double D" baby!!!!!!

VJ: Angle just got the Philly Death Drop, and he’s out! Sniper is pulling Angle over to the fire, and Richman just whipped Chyna into the crowd! Richman in the ring, and he just hit Prez Panther with a chair! KABOOM!!!!!! And there’s a Whippersnapper on Sniper!!!

DD: A whipper WHAT???

VJ: A whipper WHOOOO????

(silence)

VJ: Ah, anyway…Richamn has laid out all of the Dynasty, and now he’s trying to help Angle get Sniper in the fire! Snipers almost in the flames, Sniper’s about to be set on fire…

DD: Ah ohh, what happened to the lights?! I hate it when the lights go out!

VJ: We’ve lost the lights, and this sold out crowd in Madison Square Garden is going nuts!!!

DD: Is this "Him", Vince?! Is "He" coming back in this match?

VJ: I don’t know, and what this now???

VJ: What in the freaking hell is going on here?!

DD: I don’t know what you just said, but that guy is packing some heat!

VJ: He just turned on that blowtorch, and just blew Richman into flames!! Richman’s on fire, Richman’s on fire!!!!!! Referess and EMT’s are down here, and they’re putting Richamn out!!!

DD: 1 toasting down, 1 to go!!!

VJ: That man is huge and he just Tombstoned Kurt Angle!!!

DD; Stick a fork in him, he’s done!!!

VJ: Hahahaha! Very funny, Dave! Sniper off the top, Senacon Bomb…right?

DD: You got it!!!

VJ: Angle is out of it, and Sniper just tossed him into the fire, it’s over!!!!!!

DD: Hahahaha, I told ya Johnson! Sniper wins, cuz he’s the best thing cooking today!!! Ha, cooking!!! (laughing)

VJ: Those medics are spraying Angle now with the extinguisher!!!

VJ: Hey, it’s Krazed Dave!!!!!

DD: Duh, who else is that big in the NFWA?!

VJ: Krazed is smiling, and he’s hugging Panther and Sniper!!!! What is this. Sniper has the mic now!

VJ: Don’t tell me they’re gonna re-ignite him!!

DD: Oh yes!!!

VJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Panther applied that fluid, and Sniper just lit the torch…and Angle is burning!!!! Angle’s entire body in engulfed in flames!!!!!!

DD: Burn Angle, burn!!!!! Hey, do you think I could light this blunt with him?!

VJ: Sit down! Angle is burning, and look at the new Dynasty laughing!!! These vandals should be locked under the jail!!!

DD: Look, Krazed just grabbed my marshmallows and wieners, and they’re cooking with Angle!!!!

VJ: These degenerates are cooking food with Angle!!!

DD: Those degenerates rock, man!!!

VJ: Those degenerates suck me!!!!!

(Dave looks at VJ funny)

VJ: I’m sorry for that last one, folks! And finally some arena security, and the NYPD getting involved to stop these thugs!!!

DD: Those cops can’t hold the Dynasty down!!!

VJ: Sniper just decked one of those cops with their own nightstick!!!

DD: Paybacks are a bitch, aren’t they pigs!!!!

(The Dynasty theme plays, and they arrogantly walk to the back)

VJ: Stop it!!! The Dynasty is finally leaving, and they have left absolute carnage out here. We’ve got EMTs out here and they’re carrying Kurt Angle and Rich Richman back to the locker room…this is a travesty!!!

DD: Haha!!! I say they deserve to die! They deserve to burn in hell!!!!

VJ: OK, Goldust!

DD: You calling me gay?

VJ: Yes. Angle and Richman being stetchered out of the arena now…what in the world is going on!!!! The Revolution is back there and…they’re attacking they’re own teammates!!!! I can’t believe this!!! Angle and Richman are being assaulted by Bruiser, Kaos and Viper!!!

DD: Haha! A-salt-ed!!!! Hahahaha!!!!! They're some salty motherf*ckers!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: OK, Tazz. Bruiser has a sledgehammer…don't do it…OH!!!! Right to the ribs of Angle!!!! Damn it once again with a shot to the ribs of Kurt Angle!!!! Somebody get some help out there!!!!!! Kaos has Rich Richman's stretcher…where's he going???? They're headed out to the streets of New York City…my God no!!!! Don't do it…OH MY GOD!!!!!!! Kaos just shoved Kurt Angle's stretcher into traffic and he was run down by a damn car!!! I can't believe it! That stupid son of a bitch!!!

DD: Haha! That's the best damn thing the Revolution has done all year!!! Do it to Angle now!

VJ: Back in the parking lot, the Rev has pulled Angle off of that strecther…Viper just hit Angle right in the head with a lead pipe!!! Bruiser just tossed Viper some car keys…oh no! Don't tell me…he's not gonna!

DD: They're gonna turn Kurt Angle into Roadkill, and I don't mean the Angry Amish Chicken Plucker!!!!

VJ: Viper just got into that car…he's revving up the engine; get some help back there!!!! Somebody call the police…no…

VJ and DD: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: Rick Bruiser just grabbed Kurt Angle by the hair and launched him headfirst into that car that was being driven by Viper and Kurt crashed through the windshield!!!! Why, damn it???! Why???!!! Here comes Lightning, Bandit and Bigfoot back there with chairs and the Revolution scatters!!! Why would they turn their backs on their friends like that!!!

DD: There are no friends in the NFWA, not even in the Dynasty! One of these days I'm gonna do something like that to you!

VJ: I…I can't believe we just saw that. I don't know what else to say…the 60 minute Iron Man Match between Bruiser and Lightning is next, so let's show you what happened in they're last encounter…

(Highlight video plays showing the Triple Deck Cell Match between Lightning and Bruiser. We see Lightning give Bruiser a side Russian leg sweep from the lighting structure through the roofs of the cell and finally through the ring. Camera cuts back to ringside)

DD: You're damn right I'm ready! This one is gonna be a great match!

VJ: It looks like they're headed this way, Dave!!!

DD: Get back in the ring you no good bastards!

VJ: Bruiser has Lightning by the hair…BOOM! Right into our announce table!!! And again!!!! And again!!! He's gonna do it again…yes!!!

DD: Haha! He's turning old Sparky into a human basketball!!!

VJ: Bruiser just picked up Dave's water bottle…

DD: I was drinking that!! Don't you have any manners?!

VJ: He just drank some of that water…oh my! He spit it out in Lightning's face!

DD: He spit what out in Lightning's face?!

VJ: You idiot! Now Bruiser is pouring the water over Lightning's head! This is just plain humiliating! Bruiser has Lightning now…Irish whip…reversal by Lightning sends Bruiser into the stairs hard!!! Lightning is headed back over…whoa!!!!

DD: Haha! Lightning just shoved that idiot Johnson down and snatched his chair!! That was great!!! (Lightning suddenly turns and punches Delaware Dave. Vince Johnson gets back to his feet)

VJ: Dave is down and now Lightning is headed over to Bruiser…big chairshot sends Bruiser tumbling over the steel barricade!!!! Bruiser is down and he may be out like a light, but Lightning isn't letting up! He just jumped over the barricade and he's hammering Bruiser with big rights to the head and now he just slammed his head into the concrete! He will do anything to get the TV title back and to win the I-C Title!!!

DD: (Getting back up) Damn Lightning!!!! He'll pay for that…and what is that idiot doing now?!

VJ: He just snatched a crutch from an injured man…Bruiser is slowly getting back to his feet and Lightning is waiting for him…big shot right between Bruiser's eyes!!!! Rick Bruiser has been busted wide open and I think he may be ready for the kill right now! Lightning throws him back over the guardrail…stiff right to the head of Bruiser and now Lightning rolls him into the ring. The referee is starting to come to again…Lightning is waiting for Bruiser to get back to his feet…Lightning catches him with a boot to the stomach…running powerbomb!!!!! There's the cover…1…2…3!!!!

DD: What a cheater!!!

VJ: Incredible powerbomb by Lightning puts Bruiser down, but it's way too early to celebrate, cuz Bruiser's not done just yet!!!

VJ: Lightning is up on Bruiser 1-0 and he's in complete control of this match! We're about 1/2 into this match and if Lightning can hang on for another 30 mins he's got this one wrapped up!!!

DD: Lightning's gonna pay for putting his hands on me! I promise that!

VJ: Lightning has Bruiser set up for a suplex but it's blocked…the 2^nd attempt is blocked as well…Bruiser is firing off with right hands to the ribs of Lightning!!! Bruiser hits off the ropes and Lightning tried for a big boot but his foot has been caught…Lightning misses with an insaguri and gets blasted with a Hot Shot!!!!! Bruiser hooks the leg…1…2…3!!!!! It's tied 1-1!!!!!

DD: You non-numerical nutjob!!!! Lightning kicked out!!!

VJ: Damn that was close!!!! These 2 are putting on an amazing match here! Bruiser is getting back to his feet and so is Lightning! Bruiser has to do something to turn the tide back into his favor cuz now he's working against the clock! He Irish whips Lightning to the ropes…he missed with an elbow and Lightning comes off the other side…DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!! Both men are down!!!

DD: These guys are gonna be sore after this one!!!

VJ: I'm sure of that!!! The ref is standing over both Bruiser and Lightning and he's counting both men down…we may have a double countout here, and Lightning will still be up by a fall!! The ref is up to 5…6…7…8…Lightning is back up!!! He's inching his way over to Rick Bruiser! What guts by Lightning! He throws an arm across the chest…1…2…Bruiser got the shoulder up!!

DD: I don't know! I don't like Lightning but it looked like it was over to me!

VJ: Lightning just signaled for the Lightning Rod!! He's trying to go up 2-0!! He picks Bruiser up and sets him on the top rope…Lightning is climbing up with him but Rick Bruiser catches him with a right hand to the throat…what's he trying to do now?! Bruiser is trying to stand on the ropes and he has Lightning hooked…oh my!! The Ripper from the top rope!!!!! Bruiser hits it and he makes the cover…1…2…3!!!!!

DD: Hahaha!!! He drove Lightning's head through the mat!!!

VJ: The score is now tied 1 fall a piece!!! Bruiser tries to go for another pin…1…2…kickout by Lightning!!!! Lightning is out of it and Bruiser is punching him right to the head!!! He picks up Lightning…Irish whip to the buckle…Lightning comes out and gets nailed with a spinebuster!!!! Bruiser rolls into the pin…1…2…kickout by Lightning!!! Lightning is tough, even you have to admit that, Dave!

DD: Don't you tell me what I have to do you Canadian Crackhead! You may be a member of the female sex, but you ain't my momma! Shut you mouth!

VJ: Why you little…nevermind. Lightning is trying to pull himself back to his feet…Bruiser charges in at him but Lightning side steps him…oh no!!! Bruiser just got his head trapped in the top rope!!!!

DD: What a jackass!!! I'm loving this!

VJ: Rick Bruiser just hanged himself in the ropes and Lightning is sitting there laughing at him. Lightning just hit off the other side…dropkick right to the head of Bruiser sent him crashing into the guardrail!!!! Bruiser is cut badly and now Lightning is climbing to the top rope…look out!!!! High cross body…OH!!!! Bruiser just picked up that chair and knocked Lightning out of the air!!! He caught him right in the dome!!! Bruiser throws Lightning back into the ring now…Lightning is dazed and Bruiser comes up from behind with a schoolboy…1…2…Lightning with the kickout!!! Bruiser is back to his feet and he's waiting for Lightning to get back up…boot to the stomach…DDT!!! 1…2…kickout again by Lightning!!!! Bruiser looks frustrated! He thought he had Lightning beaten and now he's arguing with the ref! Lightning is slowly getting back to his feet and Bruiser doesn't see him…look out Rick…oh!!! Bruiser turned around and nailed Lightning with a clothesline!!! Bruiser grabs Lightning's leg and it looks like he's going for a spinning toe hold…Lightning just grabbed his head and locked him in an inside cradle…1…2…3!!!!

VJ: Lightning with the nice counter just got the duke over Bruiser with a little under 20 mins to go! Bruiser is back up and he catches Lightning in a full nelson…

VJ and DD: DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: Dragon Suplex by Bruiser!!!!! No bridge, all impact, and that was the damndest impact we've seen all night! Cover…1…2…3!!!!

DD: It's tied up again, Vince!!!

VJ: Lightning and Bruiser are slugging it out with 8 mins and change in the match!!! Bruiser with a rake to the face of Lightning…Irish whip by Bruiser is reversed by Lightning…Lightning picks Bruiser up in a fireman's carry…DVD!!! Death Valley Driver!!!! 1…2…kickout by Bruiser!!! How in the hell did he do that?!

DD: Easy, he pressed his feet against the mat and kicked!

VJ: Shut up! Lightning picks Bruiser back up…he attempts the hip toss but Bruiser blocks and tries on of his own but Lightning blocked that and hip tossed Bruiser over the top rope and he's over here by us!!! Lightning just hopped to the floor…what's he doing?! He just picked up the steel stairs…OH!! He hit Bruiser in the head and knocked him on top of the Blain Siegel Memorial Announce Table!!!

DD: The Blain Sie…hey Blain Siegel's not dead…wait a minute, who the hell is Blain Siegel?!

VJ: Lightning is reaching underneath the ring for something…oh my he's got a ladder!!! Lightning is setting up a ladder over here and he's climbing it…we've got about 6 mins left in this match! Lightning is climbing the ladder…Bruiser just hopped off of that table and he's shaking the ladder…look out…OH!!!! Lightning just fell from the ladder, 15 ft down and through the table!!!

DD: Yes!!!! Now we're gonna need a Lightning Memorial Announce table!!! I'll piss on that real quick!!!

VJ: Lightning is down!!! Bruiser grabs him by the hair and he's trying to bring him back into the ring…Lightning just falls down!!! He's hurt badly! We may have to stop this match.

DD: Rick, you idiot! Get in the ring and let Lightning get counted out!!!

VJ: Bruiser tries to pick Lightning up again…once again Lightning falls down!!! This doesn't look too good for the X-Treme Champion. The ref is trying to get Rick Bruiser to back away…Lightning's not moving!!

DD: He's dead!!!!!!!

VJ: No he's not dead!!!! Bruiser just walked over to Lightning and kicked him in the head…double leg takedown by Lightning…he just slingshot Bruiser into the post!!!! Bruiser is hurt and he falls back onto the Al Gore, Presidential Hopefullocity table…

DD: The what????!

VJ: Hey, I'm from Canada so I could care less about your little election. Lightning just climbed to the ring apron…look out…OH!!! Flying elbow drop through the table!!!!

DD: That damn pinko, commie, bastard Lightning!!! What blatant disrespect for everything this place stands for!!!

VJ: Will you be nice?! Both of these men are down on the arena floor with about 3 mins remaining in this one!!! Whoever wins this match doesn't matter, all that matters is that these fans in MSG are getting a treat here tonight!!!! Lightning is slowly pulling himself to his feet…Bruiser is doing the same thing. Both men are back up now and they roll back into the ring…they're trading blows again!!! It's never gonna stop between these 2!!! It's all tied up at 2 a piece…Irish whip by Lightning…he tries for a dropkick but gets caught…Sharpshooter by Bruiser…Lightning was able to get to the ropes!!!

DD: Time's running out you idiots!!!

VJ: We've got a little under 2 mins left!!! Bruiser picks Lightning up…running powerbomb!!! 1…2…kickout by Lightning!!!! Neither of these men have any quit in them. Bruiser is back up…Lightning is back up too and Bruiser tries for a clothesline but couldn't connect…inverted DDT!!!! Lightning hooks the leg…1…2…kickout by Bruiser!!! Damn what a match!!!

DD: You idiots hurry! It's only about a minute left!!!

VJ: Lightning is looking to lock this one up…Bruiser catches him with a low blow!!!! Schoolboy by Rick…1…2…Lightning reverses…1…2…Bruiser kicks out and hops back to his feet…DDT at the 30 second mark!!!!! Bruiser hooks the leg…1…2…kickout by Lightning!!!! Bruiser is frustrated!!!! He's gonna try to go to the top now!!!

DD: Bruiser , don't do that!!!

VJ: That's exactly what he's trying to do…but Lightning is back up and he catches Bruiser with a low blow!!!! We're down to 10….9…8…7…6…Lightning Rod!!!!! There's the cover…1…2…3!!!!!!!!

VJ: Unbelievable!!!!!!!!

DD: You're damn right unbelievable!!! How did Bruiser blow that!!?! That match was soooo close!!!

VJ: Give credit to both of these men cuz it could've gone either way, and now it looks like…damn it here comes Rage of the Riot Makerz!!! He's gotta meet whoever "He" is up next but he's getting in Lightning's face right now!!!

DD: Kick him in the teeth, Rage!!!!

VJ: We've got officials out here to get Rage away from ringside…he's gonna try to fight Lightning after he's been through an hr long match!!! And now he's trying to get at Bruiser!!! Both Lightning and Bruiser are tired and hurting…get that idiot out of here!!!

DD: I'm gonna tell him you said that!!!

VJ: Up next ladies and gentlemen…wait a minute!!! That's…that's the Rock!!!!!! The Rock just came from the crowd and he's in the ring…look out Lightning…Rock Bottom on Lightning!!!! The Rock is stomping away on Lightning…I can't believe what I'm seeing here!!!! The Rock is all over the new I-C Champion!!!!!

DD: hahaha!!! I can smell-la-la-la what he's cookin, Vince!!!!

VJ: The Rock just picked up a steel chair…he nails Bruiser right in the brain!!!! He turns to Lightning again…here comes another one damn it…and now here comes Firestorm and the Riot Makerz!!! They're out here like vultures!!! The Rock has already done his damage and now they're doing the same to Bruiser and Lightning!!! The Rock is headed back to the locker room and watch Ice Cube…Ice Breaker on Lightning!!!!! Firestorm just picked up Rick Bruiser…there's the Big Time and now Rage is on the top rope…Rare Aire!!!!! And Brad Patterson is out here and he's kicking both men!!! What a damn leech!!!

Ice Cube: DON'T F*CK WITH THE RIOT MAKERZ! THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE! THE ICE BREAKER!

VJ: Wait a minute…Devastation is back!!!! Posidin, Thor and Olympus just came back through the crowd!!!! They’ve just assaulted the Riot Makerz!!!!!

DD: Whose side are they on??? 1^st they attack The Elites and now the Riot Makerz!!!!

VJ: Thor takes Rage down with a lariat!!!! Posidin is going at it on the other side of the ring with Ice Cube…Brad Patterson just kicked Olympus in the ankle…OH!!! Olympus just grabbed Patterson by the throat…damn it!!! Firestorm from behind with a chairshot and the big man goes down!!!

DD: Hahaha! Welcome back Devastation!!!

VJ: Firestorm with a shot to the back of Posidin takes him down and now the Riot Makerz have the upper hand on Devastation…wait a minute!!! Nightmare just came from the crowd!!!! Nightmare is in the ring…

DD: look out Commish!!!!!

VJ: Nightmare with an inverted DDT on Commish Firestorm!!!! Ice Cube just clotheslined Nightmare from behind and now he’s putting the boots to him…

VJ: What now!!! 1^st the Rock, then the Riot Makerz, then Devastation and Nightmare show up and now we have no lights!!!

DD: I think it's "him" Vince!!! He's not waiting to the Cell match!!! He's gonna show up now!!!!

VJ and DD: OH MY GOD, IT'S SHARK!!!!!!!

VJ: Shark and Total Devastation are back!!!! Olympus just grabbed Brad Patterson by the throat…chokeslam on Patterson!!!! Posidin with a chairshot just blasted Rage!!! Nightmare and Thor are back up and doing a number on the new World Champion!!! I can't believe my eyes!!!! Look at Firestorm!!! He's pissed off!!! His plan has been ruined and now Shark is standing behind him!!!!

DD: Oh no!!! Look out Commish!!!

VJ: Firestorm turns around…he catches a Shark Bite to the throat…BOOM!!!! Big chairshot by Nightmare and the Commish goes down hard again!!!! This is amazing!!!! Shark and company have returned to the NFWA and they've saved the day for Lighting and Bruiser…

DD: No they didn’t!!! They're attacking them too!!!!

VJ: It's pandemonium here in the Garden!!! Nightmare just nailed Rick Bruiser with a big powerbomb!!!! Shark is headed to the top…Thor and Olympus just picked up Lightning…we’re about to take a trip down memory lane…there’s the Shark Attack on Lightning!!!! The roof has just blown off of Madison Square Garden, and no it’s not cuz of a damn Tornado!!

DD: HURRICANE!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: It’s not from a Hurricane either, you stupid jackass! Stacey Blitch is back out here too!

SHARK: NEW YORK CITY!!!....TOTAL DEVASTATION IS BACK...AND WE'RE BETTER THEN EVER!

AND IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK TO YOU..THE FANS OF THE NFWA!

NOW WE'RE BACK, AND WE'RE HERE TO MAKE AN IMPACT.

CAUSE WHAT YOU SEE BEFORE YOU IS THE GREATEST FACTION IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING TODAY.

IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE TOTAL DEVASTATION DOES JUST THAT, DEVASTATE THE NFWA AND ONCE AGAIN RECLAIM ALL THE GOLD!

SO BRUISER, LIGHTNING...YOU WANT TO TRY AND HOLD MY TITLE, I THINK NOT, FOR ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THAT BELT IS BACK AROUND THE WAIST OF THE TRUE CHAMPION...THE ONLY CHAMPION....THE GREATEST INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION OF ALL TIME.

THAT'S RIGHT BOYS, YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED...CAUSE THAT BELT IS COMEING BACK TO THE SHARK!

STACEY: NFWA!.... YOU KNOW WE'RE NOT GONNA STOP THERE!

WE'VE BEEN TRAING REAL HARD DURING FILMING, AND I'VE GOT TO SAY THAT WE'RE PROBABLY IN THE BEST SHAPE OF OUR LIVES.

SO WATCH OUT GIRLS, CAUSE NOT ONLY ARE THE BOYS GONNA DEVASTATE, BUT I'M COMEING FOR WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY MINE...AND THAT'S THAT NFWA WOMENS TITLE.

AND IF ANYONE TRIES TO STAND IN MY WAY...YOU'LL FEEL THE QUAKE...AND YOU'LL KNOW WHY I WILL ONCE AGAIN BE YOUR WOMENS CHAMPION!

POSIDIN: YES...WE ARE BACK! AND WITH THE POWER OF DEVASTATION...THE WILDNESS OF MAD DREAMS...AND THE FEAR OF THE SHARK ATTACK....WE WILL BE UNSTOPABLE!

SO COME ON...ANYONE WHO DARES... THERE'S JUST NO STOPPING THE DEVASTATION...IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME TILL IT'S YOUR TURN.

THOR: THAT'S RIGHT...SO WHOEVER IT MAY BE...ELITES...RIOT MAKERZ...THE DYNASTY....IT DOSEN'T MATTER, CAUSE WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN TO FACE DEVASTATION...PREPARE TO BE DEVASTED!

OLYMPUS: AND TOTAL DEVASTATION WILL ONCE AGAIN RULE THE NFWA!

FOR AS IT WAS IN THE BEGINNING...SO SHALL IT BE!

VJ: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is without a shadow of a doubt the most unbelievable night in NFWA history!!!!

VJ: Rage is on his way to the ring, he's gonna meet "Him" in a Hell in a Cell match!

DD: Wait a minute…I thought Shark was "Him".

VJ: Rage climbs into the ring…can you feel the intensity Dave?! I wonder who…

VJ: What the hell…

DD: He's got Trish again!!!!

VJ: What is that bastard doing to Trish Stratus????!!!! He just kissed her!!!! Firestorm just forced himself on Trish Stratus…Trish with a low blow on Firestorm…Prez Panther from behind with another low blow and Trish slaps Firestorm down!!!!!!! Prez just pulled out some brass knuckles and he's hammering away to the head of Firestorm!!! Prez Panther has just busted Firestorm's head wide open!!!!!

DD: Come on Prez!!!! He was just trying to get some!!! You can understand that! No!!! Now Trish is kicking Firestorm!!!!

VJ: Prez just grabbed Commish Firestorm by the hair…he just threw Firestorm into the door of that limo!!! Prez Panther has lost it…he just slammed the limo door on the Commish's head!!!!

DD: What the hell is this crap?! Somebody get out here to help the Commish!!!!

VJ: Prez Panther just dragged him to the hood of the car…I've got a bad feeling about this…oh my!!!!!! Da Bomb through the windshield of the limo!!!!

DD: Do you know how much that limo costs?!

VJ: I don't know, but Prez Panther has just come to the rescue of Trish Stratus and he got him some of the Commish in the process!

VJ: Rage can't believe what just happened to Firestorm! He's headed back to the back…I think he's gonna go after Prez Panther…OHHHHH!!!!

DD: It's a Cement Truck!!! You remember who used to drive a cement truck, don't you???

VJ: Yes, but earlier Firestorm was attacked with a baseball bat, like Crazy Lou used to do, and we've already seen Shark here tonight…maybe it's him!!! That truck is getting closer and closer to Rage…

DD: He's gonna try and run him over!!! We've already had too much vehicular homicide tonight!

VJ: The truck stops and a masked man in a robe just jumped out…he's stalking Rage now…damn it it's Ice Cube from behind!!!!

DD: Hahaha! They got him! They finally got him!!!

VJ: The Riot Makerz are double teaming "Him"!!!! Rage grabs "Him" and picks him up over his shoulder…look out…OHH!!!! He just darted him headfirst into the side of the Cell!!!!

DD: He's back, and he's about to get taken out!!!!

VJ: Ice Cube has a steel chair now…look out…OH!!!!! He just knocked "Him" out!!!! Now the Riot Makerz are dragging "Him" up towards that Graveyard by the DOA set…

DD: Here lies the "He's Coming Back" guy! Rest in Peace!!!

VJ: He's trying to fight back…Rage has a shovel…God!!!!! He just smashed that shovel over His head!!!! I think they're about to bury him, but Rage just grabbed him by the mask…they're gonna unmask him!!! We're gonna finally find out who he is…it's…it's…CHYNA!!!!!!!!!!!! It's Chyna again…???!

DD: NO IT'S NOT…IT'S TINA!!!!!!!!!

VJ: Oh…yeah that is Tina. This could be another Dynasty ploy like last time!!!! Ice Cube just picked Tina up…she's busted wide open…here comes Krazed!!!!! Krazed just ran out and caught Ice Cube with a clothesline!!!! Ice Cube and Krazed are going at it!!!!!! Krazed is coming to the aid of his girlfriend Tina…Rage just threw Tina into the grave…he's gonna bury her…Shyanne just came from the crowd with a sledgehammer…BOOM!!! She just nailed Rage and knocks him into the grave!!! Prez Panther and Trish are out here now and they just helped Tina out of the grave…Shyanne just motioned to the truck…the truck is backing up to the grave!!!! What's going on???!

DD: Oh my God…they're gonna bury Rage in Cement!!!!

VJ: The Dynasty is leaving with Tina…that Cement Truck…is headed over the grave…Rage is in the grave and…somebody just poured Cement into that grave!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!! The Grave has been covered in cement!!!! Get some help out here!!!!!!

DD: What kind of psychopath is that?????!!! Who's driving the truck???!!

VJ: Ice Cube just ran up the hill to the grave and he's trying to pull Rage out!

DD: Hurry! That might be quick drying cement!

VJ: Ice Cube pulls Rage out and he's headed to the back! I guess this Hell in a Cell match won't happen…

DD: Wait a minute…you mean Tina wasn't "Him"?

VJ: (Pauses for a while) I'm gonna ignore this jackass and let's talk about the Main Event! Up next, the NFWA Title is on the line! It's a World Title 3 way match!!! No Interference, it's Demp Vs Kaos Vs the World Champion Ice Cube!!!! Let's show you how this one came about…

DD: What are you doin here?

Krazed: Dave, Does it matter why am I here , I have every right to be here this is my home State , But There are some places That I am discrased to be from New York , And That Place is Buffalo , I Mean Super Bowl , Stanley Cup, OJ !!!!

DD: Hahaha…hey! I like O.J.!!!!! Me and him go way back!

VJ: Shut up, Dave. Krazed I got to ask you this question, Are you He is Comin Back? All The Evidence leads up to you.

Krazed: Your Right , But I am Not He Is Coming because If My Memory is Correct I was Attacked by whoever He is.

VJ: Why did you join The Dynasty?

Krazed: Cause No Limit I never got My Shot , I was always put down but Now I am a Winner , I own lots of Records here in The NFWA , I am a Legend ........ And Before This Match I want To Announce The Next PPV Krazed will get a World Title Shot at The Champ, So whoever wins Tonight be Ready for Me to beat The Sh*t out of you Next Month.

VJ: We're in New York!

DD: I never liked this pisshole either!

VJ: That's what…Ice Cube is just grabbed that fan who threw that soda at him by the collar…hey wait a minute! That's no fan…that's Brian Demp, Rodney's father!!! He's got Brian Demp by the throat…Demp just came through the crowd from the other side…he's got a glass frame…OH!!!! He just shattered that glass frame all over the World Champion's dome!!!!!

DD: What the f*ck is his problem???!!

VJ: Demp picks up the steel stairs…he just dropped it over the back of Ice Cube! Kick to the ribs by Demp…and another one!!!! Ice Cube is cut and Demp grabs him by the hair…OH!! He slammed him headfirst into the guardrail!!! And again!!! And again!!! Demp is coming over here now to get a steel chair and now Ice Cube is trying to escape!!!! Ice Cube is crawling up the aisle…he doesn't even know what hit him!!!

DD: What the hell is wrong with people these days???! Is everybody on crack except me???!

VJ: I think it's the other way around! Ice Cube is crawling to the back and it's Killa!!!! Killa is attacking Ice Cube in the aisle!!!!! He picks him up and shoves him back…GOOD GOD!!!!! Demp with a big chairshot just blasted the World Champion and he is down!!!!

DD: Get help Lassie!!!!!! Get help now!!!!!!

VJ: What the hell are you talking about???! That's the 2^nd time…oh my God it's Lassie!!! The actual dog Lassie just ran from the locker room and is biting Demp!!!! Killa has a sledgehammer…OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Killa just hit…he just hit Lassie in the head with a sledgehammer!!!!!!! I can't believe what we've seen!!!!

DD: (Crying) DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!! You big faggot!!!!! You killed Lassie!!!! YOU KILLED LASSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get me a smoke, Vince!!!

VJ: I feel sorry for Timmy. Ice Cube is trying to escape back to the locker room…oh my goodness!!!! Demp just picked up Lassie's dead body by the tail and he hit Ice Cube in the head with it!!! And again!!!! This is horrible!

DD: (sniffs and wipes his eyes) This is worse than the day that Mad Dog died! And now that idiot Demp is headed backstage…he's running! Demp is running away!!!!

VJ: No, he's not running! He's going to the back to get the man he's really after! He wants a piece of Kaos…what the hell is wrong with the set?! The DOA set is shaking…oh God!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! DEMP JUST KNOCKED THE DEAD OR ALIVE SET ONTO ICE CUBE!!!!!!!!! My God, the World Champion may be dead!!!!!!!!

DD: (still crying) I can't believe this!!! 1^st Lassie and now this sh*t!!!! He's gotta go to jail! Him, Killa, and his ass-licking father!!!! Stop laughing, Krazed! It ain't funny!!!!!!

VJ: Stop it!!! Demp is pissed off and now he's headed back to the ring. Demp just called to the ring announced and asked for a mic as EMT's are trying to get Ice Cube out from under that set.

Demp: 1 bitch down, 1 to go! Kaos, now it's me and you, 1 on 1!!! Bring you ass down here now so that I can break your f*cking neck!!!!!!

VJ: Uh oh!!!! That was why he did what he did!!! He want Kaos 1 on 1!!!! This is gonna be incredible…

Krazed: Damn!!! Can you feel that intensity Vince?

VJ: Yes! As J.R. would say, business is about to pick up!!!! Kaos slides into the ring and the fight is on!!!!!!!

VJ: Kaos and Demp are trading right hands in the ring!!!! Kaos and Demp!!!! Damn…Demp is possessed!!!! He's getting the upper hand on Kaos…Demp with rapid-fire right hands backs Kaos to the buckle…Demp is stomping away!!! He's stomping a mudhole Kaos…sweet mother of mercy can you hear this crowd?!

Krazed: Yeah, they're all cheering for me!

DD: They're not cheering for O.J.!

VJ: Let that be the last reference to the Juice here tonight. Demp goes to the floor and he's getting another steel chair!!!

DD: Hey, if he used that chair it's a DQ!!! This match isn't no DQ!!!!

VJ: The ref is trying to get that chair away from Demp…Kaos is back to his feet and he charges at Demp but misses with a clothesline…Demp swings the chair and Kaos pulled the ref into the way of the shot!!!! Boot to the midsection of Demp…Ticking Time Bomb!!!!!! Early in the match Kaos hits the Ticking Time Bomb and he makes the cover…but the ref is down!!!!!

Krazed: Well get another ref out here! I wanna know who I'm gonna be fighting next month!

VJ: In the aisle we've got EMT's loading Ice Cube on a stretcher…he's been battered and I don't think he'll be able to compete in this one! Back in the ring, Kaos is over by the referee and he's trying to wake him up…Demp is back up!!!!! Look out Kaos…Demp grabs him by the hair…Flowing DDT!!!!! Here comes referee Jim Jonathan out to the ring…Demp with a cover and here we go…1…2…3!!!! Why didn't he count?! Referee Jim Jonathan just checked out the original referee and he didn't count the fall!!!

DD: What an idiot!!!

VJ: Demp is back to his feet and he just grabbed Jonathan by the hair no…Flowing DDT on the referee!!!!

DD: Disqualify that idiot!!!!!

Krazed: Who's gonna do it?! They took out both refs.

VJ: Demp doesn't care about the World Title! He just wants a piece of Kaos' ass…and he's got that chair again…Kaos is back to his feet and Demp just dented that chair over Kaos' head!!!!! Kaos falls back to the buckle…Demp charges in with that steel chair but Kaos got the boot up and knocked the chair back into the face of Demp and Demp rolls to the floor! Kaos picks up that chair and he follows Demp out…he just tossed the chair…

Krazed: Hey, that almost hit me!!!!

DD: Yeah!!! Don't make him bust a cap in your ass, Kaos!!!

VJ: You make me sick. Kaos is looking underneath the ring for something…what the hell…he's got an ax!!!!!! This is going way too far!!!! We've got a group of officials out here trying to get that ax away from Kaos…don’t let him use it!!!! Demp is getting back to his feet and now Kaos is coming at him with that ax…NO!!!!! He swung it at Demp's head but Demp ducked and he chopped the ringpost…Demp with a low blow!!!! Demp with a double leg takedown…slingshot sends Kaos right onto the ringpost!!!! Kaos is out of it…he just fell over the guardrail and he's in the crowd!!!!! Demp is trying to get that ax…get that damn thing out of here!!! Get it out of here!!!!

DD: What the hell is wrong with everybody???!!! This has to be the craziest fed I've ever been involved in!!!!

VJ: We've got officials trying to keep Demp from getting at that ax, we've got 2 refs down in the ring, the set's been torn down, the World Champion has been beaten to death, Lassie has been murdered by Killa, and we've got Kaos in the crowd!!! This is the craziest World Title match of all time!!!!! Kaos is getting back to his feet…Kaos just dove over the guardrail and caught him with a Thez Press!!!! Demp is firing away with right hands to the side of the head of Demp!!!! The officials follow him into the crowd and they're trying to separate them…

Krazed: Get the f*ck out of the way and let them fight!!!!

VJ: Kaos shoves Demp off of him and gets back to his feet…Demp is back up and he spears Kaos down once again!!!!! This is nothing short of a brawl!!!

DD: And watch those drunken, idiot, New Yawka fans!!! They'll probably try and eat one of you!!!!

VJ: Officials manage to separate Demp and Kaos once again and they manage to do it…Demp charges once again with a spear…OH!!!!! Kaos side stepped him and sent Demp headfirst into a steel railing!!!!

DD: I think he split his head wide open, Vince!!!

VJ: Demp may be out cold and Kaos is standing over him laughing…OH!! He caught him with a boot to the head!!! Again!!! Kaos is trying to work on that cut above the eye of Demp…he's bleeding!!!!

Krazed: I'll bet we're gonna see a lot more blood before this one's over!

VJ: Well frankly nobody gives a damn what you think!!!!!

DD: (Reaching for his gun) Want me to bust a cap in him?

Krazed: Not yet, wait until the match is over!

DD: (Puts the gun down) Awww!

VJ: Kaos just went into the lobby or something…I'm not sure what kind of room he just went into…but he's coming back with wood!!!!

DD: Maybe it was a strip club.

VJ: I doubt that. Kaos picks Demp up and hits him with a headbutt…clothesline by Kaos sends Demp over the railing and into some seats!!!! Kaos is following him up there now!!!! Kaos is beating Demp up the stairs…Demp is trying to fight back but Kaos is just too strong for him!!! Kaos drags Demp up the stairs and they're right above that table now!!!

DD: Uh oh…somebody's getting wood!!!!!

VJ: Kaos picks up Demp…he's gonna throw him over that railing and through that table!!! That's about a 15ft drop!!!

DD: Do it!!!!!! Bust him in half, Kaos!!!

VJ: Kaos has Demp set up…oh my God, no…OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Krazed: They're dead!!!! I know they are! Hand the belt over to me!!!!

VJ: Kaos tried to give Demp a T-Bone Suplex over that railing, but Demp reversed it into a Flowing DDT 15ft down and through that table below!!!! Kaos may have a broken neck!!!

DD: Yeah, but Demp may have a crushed skull!!! Did you see his head bounce off of the concrete???!

VJ: Kaos and Demp are both down in the crowd…get some more help out here!!!!!

Krazed: Can we see that again?

VJ: Sure. Here's an instant replay of that unbelievable move!!!!!

DD: Damn!!! Every participant in this match is down…even the referees!!!!

VJ: There's a big pool of blood on the floor where Demp and Kaos are…I'm really worried about everyone in this match. Like them or not, nobody deserves to be hurt like they…and they're putting Demp and Kaos on stretchers…this crowd doesn't like they but these men need medical attention fast.

DD: What about pour Ice Cube?! Are they just gonna let him die?!

Krazed: They should.

VJ: No they shouldn't! He's in the ambulance as we speak. Kaos and Demp are being carried out of the arena and let's take another look at that last move…

DD: Wait a minute!!!! It's just gonna end like this???! No pin, no submission, no NUTHIN?!

VJ: Everyone in the match is injured. There's nothing we can do.

DD: I'll tell you what you can do…REFUND!!!!!

VJ: What?

DD: I paid good money to see this crap! I want a winner!!!

VJ: You didn't pay a damn thing! Actually you're the one being paid! Shut the hell up!!!!

Krazed: Yo Vince, you've got a real problem! You need to watch your damn mouth before somebody shuts it for you!

VJ: OK. Ice Cube's ambulance has left and already carried him off to the hospital…and now Demp and Kaos are being loaded into an ambulance! We've got Bruiser back there…there's Brian Demp, Lance "Da Man", Viper and Killa all back there. They're gonna put their differences aside for the time being and make sure that these men are ok…

DD: They're loading them into the same ambulance?!

VJ: Yeah. The doors are closed now and there's the siren. Demp and Kaos are being carried away to the nearest hospital. Well…that's it I guess. We've never had this happen in the NFWA before. Everybody in the Main Event has been taken away.

DD: This sucks! Not only do we not find out who "He" is, but now we get no winner to the main event!!! This is just great!

Krazed: You don’t need to know anything else except that I'm the newest member of the Dynasty, we're bigger and badder than ever, and next month, I'm gonna be the new World Champion.

VJ: Well…we sincerely apologize for the ending ladies and gentlemen, but that's what happens sometimes when emotions get the better of you. For Krazed and Delaware Dave, this is Vince Johnson saying so long New York City.

DD: OK. I'll bring my new girlfriend Toronto Terri!!! Canadian Women are the greatest! Wanna come with us, Krazed!!!

Krazed: No thanks. I thought I would take Tina out for a night on the town. You know, enjoy…what the f*ck?! Look on the screen!!! Demp and Kaos are fighting in the street!!!!!!

VJ: What?! Oh my God they are!!!! Demp is attacking in the streets of NYC!!!!! They're out in the middle of traffic and Demp is still trying to maim Kaos!!!

DD: OK, Vince! You can stop doing commentary. We're off the air, Silly Billy! Hahaha!

VJ: Oh yeah…wait a minute…Rosie just told me we're still on the air!!!! We're filming this!!! Ladies and gentlemen the World Title match isn't over yet!!!!! Demp is beating Kaos…

DD: Canada is the asshole of the World!!! That's the absolute, worse country in the history of the World, and you would NEVER catch Delaware Dave with a Canadian Bitch!!! Oh no!!! Oh no!!! Oh HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: Didn't you just say…

DD: Shut up!

VJ: Demp has Kaos by the head…I don't think either man knows where he is but they don't care!!!! Demp just pulled the tape from his head that was closing up that wound and now he's strangling Kaos with it!!!! Demp is trying to choke Kaos out…OH!!!! He just swung Kaos headfirst into that car window!!!! Demp is banging Kaos' head off the hood of that car!!!! Demp picks Kaos up by the hair and slams his head into the hood of that car!!! And again!!!! Demp is climbing to the roof of that car, much like Prez Panther did to Firestorm earlier on! He's pulling Kaos up there with him…what's he gonna do?? He's gonna give him a piledriver…OH!!!!!! Kaos with a big back body drop off of the roof of that car and onto the street!!!! Demp may have landed on his head again!!!!

DD: This is definitely the craziest match I've ever seen!

Krazed: What about the Crazed Match between me and Crazy Lou?

DD: Uh…yeah this one even beat that!

VJ: Wow! Kaos just gave Demp an elbow drop from the roof of that car onto the street!!! These men hate one another!!!! Kaos picks Demp up…big right hand sends Demp staggering onto the sidewalk…Kaos with another one sends him staggering into the back door of MSG…Kaos grabs him by the hair and he's dragging him back into the arena!!! They may be headed back out here!!!!!! Demp just hit Kaos with a low blow…he grabs him by the hair…OH!!! He threw Kaos right through a wooden door!!!! Demp has a coffee pot now…he just poured hot coffee over the head of Kaos…damn!!! Then he shattered the pot over the head of Kaos!!!!! Demp mounts Kaos and he's hammering him with rapid-fire rights once again, and we've got officials and EMT's out here to break these 2 up and get them some medical attention!!!

DD: Get out of here! I came here to see 2 things, nudity and violence! I missed one but I'm damn sure gonna get the other!!!

VJ: They've pulled Demp off and Kaos is back up…Kaos spears Demp into a wall and they're going at it again!!!! This is…

VJ: Oh my God!!!! Did you see that?! Ice Cube is back!!!

DD: All hail the World Champion!!! He's the toughest man alive!!!!

Krazed: I could kick his ass! As a matter of fact, I could kick everybody's ass in this match!!!!

VJ: Look in the crowd now!!! We can see Demp and Kaos…they're fighting back to ringside and the officials are still trying to break this up!!!! This has to be the damndest fight I've ever seen!!!!! Kaos has a metal trashcan and he bends it over the head of Demp!!!! Once again he nails him in the head with that trashcan!!!!! Kaos dumps the trashcan over the head of Demp and he has a chair…OH!!! Chairshot right to the trashcan with Demp inside!!!

DD: I always knew Demp was pure trash!!!!

VJ: Kaos picks Demp up and they're getting closer and closer to the ring! Kaos with an Irish whip…reversal by Demp…reversal by Kaos…Demp reverses it back…into a side Russian Leg Sweep and Kaos' head bounced off of that steel railing!!!! Demp picks Kaos up over his shoulder and he's carrying him down to the front row…look out…OH!!!! Stun Gun on the guardrail and Demp clotheslines Kaos and sends him right to ringside!!!

DD: Finally, Demp and Kaos have come back to…the ring!!!!!

VJ: Demp hops over the guardrail and now he has the ring bell…he just nailed Kaos right in the head with it!!!! Kaos is down and Demp is trying to choke him out…we've got these officials back out here again trying to break them up again!!!! Kaos is busted wide open and he's crawling up the stairs into the ring…Demp walks over and he has that ax again…damn it get that ax out of here!!!!!! We've got NYPD out here now and they're trying to handcuff Demp!!!

DD: Take him to jail!!! He's a lunatic!!!!

VJ: Demp is trying to fight the Police now!!!! Demp is fighting the NYPD!!! He will do anything to get his hands on Kaos…wait a minute…look on the other side of the ring!!! Ice Cube just came from the crowd…chairshot to the back of Kaos…double arm DDT on the steel chair!!!! I can't believe this!!!! Ice Cube just covered Kaos…Brad Patterson from the locker room with the count…1…2…Demp broke up the pin!!!!!!

DD: That would've been the greatest comeback in the history of our sport!!!!

VJ: Demp is all over Ice Cube!!! He thought he put Ice Cube out of the match for good! Hell, we all thought he put Ice Cube out of wrestling for good!!!! Demp picks Ice Cube up and he's going for a Flowing DDT…Brad Patterson with a low blow!!!! What the…I can't believe he did that!!!!

Krazed: I thought this was no interference!!

DD: Brad Patterson is the referee! He's not interfering!

VJ: To hell he isn't!!! Demp just grabbed Patterson by the hair…Ice Breaker by Ice Cube!!!! There's the cover by Cube…1…2…kickout by Demp!!!!!!! Demp just kicked out of the Ice Breaker, and Ice Cube can't believe it!!!!

Krazed: Uh oh!! Those 2 refs from earlier are back up now!!!

DD: Brad!!! Look out!!!

VJ: Referees Al Gore and Jim Jonathan are back in the ring and they're behind Brad…they've got Patterson and they just gave him a double DDT!!!! And now they're mauling referee Brad Patterson!!!!!

VJ: Gore and Jonathan have Patterson by the hair now…they tossed him over the top rope and to the floor!!! Ice Breaker on Al Gore!!! That no good, lousy son of a bitch!!!

DD: I think he heard you, Vince!

VJ: Ice Cube is on his way down here…hey, calm down!!!! (Ice Cube grabs Vince by the throat) Get your hands off of me!!!!

DD: Hahaha!!! Vince is finally gonna get it…

VJ: Wait a minute!!!! Why did you do that??!!! Why?!!!! Krazed is down…Kaos is out here and he just blasted Ice Cube with a clothesline!!!! Kaos is hammering away on Ice Cube over here by us, and now the World Champion is in Dave's lap!!!

DD: Get him off of me!!!!!

VJ: Kaos has him by the hair…Demp has the steel stairs again and he's headed over here…Kaos just hit the stairs with a steel chair and they fell on top of Demp!!!! They hit him right in the head and Demp is hurt!!!!!

DD: Somebody get Ice Cube out of my lap!!!!

VJ: Will you shut up?! Kaos has Demp by the hair and he throws him back into the ring. Kaos slides back in after Demp…he picks him up and hits him with a backbreaker!!!! Kaos has Demp's legs and it looks like he's going for the Sharpshooter…there it is!!!!! Sharpshooter on Demp!!!!!!!

DD: Ring the bell!!! Ring the bell!!!!

VJ: Demp is screaming in pain here!!!!

DD: He's gotta give it up!!! He's gotta!!!

VJ: Demp is trying to get to the ropes but Kaos has it locked in the center of the ring!!! There's nothing he can do but give up or have him leg broken!!!!

DD: He's gonna tap…he's gonna tap…

VJ: Ice Cube is in the ring and he catches Kaos from behind with a bulldog!!!! What an amazing fight!

DD: Look! It's the Dynasty!!!

VJ: Prez Panther, Trish, Chyna, Tina and Sniper are on their way out here to check on Krazed. Krazed got KO'd with that hammer by Ice Cube, meanwhile back in the ring Ice Cube has Kaos back into the corner…he's stomping away to the midsection. Irish whip by Cube…reversal by Kaos sends the Champ bouncing off the buckle and Kaos catches him in a powerslam…1…2…kickout by Cube!!!! Kaos back to his feet…Demp hammers him from behind with an axe handle blow! Demp with a boot to the midsection of Kaos…he's going for the Flowing DDT again…NO!!!! Demp is shoved back to the buckle…Irish whip by Kaos…reversal by Demp and another by Kaos…OH!!!! Kaos just threw Demp chin-first into the ringpost!!!!! Kaos catches him with a boot to the stomach…powerbomb over the top rope and to the floor goes Demp!!!! Demp is hurt and now Kaos turns to Ice Cube!!! He picks Cube up and sets him on the top rope…Kaos is climbing up with him…I think he's going for a superplex!!!! No!!!! Low blow by Ice Cube on Kaos!!!!

DD: Haha!! I don't see how that would hurt Kaos anyway, seeing that he has nothing there!

VJ: Will you stop?! Oh my goodness…Ice Cube has Kaos set up on the ropes now…OH MY GOD!!!!!!! Piledriver from the top rope!!!!! It's all over for Kaos!!!!!

DD: Pin him, Ice Cube!!!!

VJ: No he's not going for the pin!!! He just spit at Prez Panther and the Dynasty!!!

DD: What are you doing, Ice Cube?! Get the pin!!!!

VJ: Prez Panther is climbing up on the ring apron but Chyna pulls him back down! We've got a situation out here between the Prez and the World Champion!!!! Ice Cube just walked to the floor…he's creeping up behind Prez Panther…look out!!!! OH!!!! Ice Cube just clotheslined the Prez from behind!!! What a cheap shot!!!!

DD: That might not have been smart!!!

VJ: Prez is back up and he's trying to get at Firestorm…officials and the Dynasty are trying to hold Panther back and Ice Cube is telling him to bring it…

DD: Ice Cube, look out!!!!!!

VJ: Demp from behind…Flowing DDT!!!!!!!!! Flowing DDT!!!!!! Ice Cube is down!!!! He caught the Flowing DDT from Demp!!! And now Demp just turned to Kaos…Kaos is out of it after the beating he's taken in this match already…there's the Flowing DDT on Kaos!!!! Demp makes the cover…1…2…3!!!!!!! It's finally over!!!!!!

VJ: Rodney Demp has done it!!!!! Demp is the brand new World Heavyweight Champion!!!

DD: No way!!!

VJ: Yes!!!! Here comes Killa and Brian Demp out here and they're celebrating!!! Demp has gotten revenge for his father and he's the brand new Champion!!!!

DD: Now what's this?! Is it him?

VJ: I don't know!!!! I think this may be the time that "He" finally reveals himself to the World!!!

VJ: What the hell was that???!!!

DD: Hahaha!!! 1^st Kurt Angle got burned to a crisp, now it’s these idiots!!! I'm loving this!!!

VJ: Firestorm and Rage are stomping away on Rodney Demp and Killa!!! Ice Cube is starting to get back up…he's joining in too!! This is a damn mugging!!! Meanwhile, the EMT's are walking back to the locker room with Krazed and so is the Dynasty…Ice Cube just called out to the Prez and he said "Watch this"!!!! What's he gonna do?!

DD: He's gonna put the Elites out of Wrestling forever!!!!

VJ: Rage and Firestorm just lifted Demp back up…Ice Breaker on Rodney Demp!!!! Damn it!!!! Rage just clotheslined Brian Demp from behind and Ice Cube gave him the Ice Breaker!!! Rage is climbing to the top rope…he's going for Rare Aire…OH!!!! Prez Panther just shoved him off the top rope!!!!!

DD: Prez!!! What are you doing???!

VJ: Prez Panther has come to the aid of the Elites…and now he's going at it with Commish Firestorm again!!! Ice Cube just hammered the Prez with a forearm to the back and we've got a double team situation…Sniper hits the ring and he's trading blows with Ice Cube!!!!!

DD: Sniper, not you too!!! What is the matter with the Dynasty?! Are they crazy?!

VJ: Rage is back up and he attacks Sniper from behind…Chyna caught him with a spear!!! We've got a pier sixer between the Dynasty and the Riot Makerz in the middle of the ring!!!! Brad Patterson is climbing into the ring…he caught Chyna from behind with a right hand…Trish Stratus just ran into the ring with a chair…Trish is gonna hit Brad Patterson with a chair…what the hell???!! She just hit Prez Panther!!!!!!

DD: What???!!! I can't believe she did that?!

VJ: Why did Trish hit Panther with that chairshot?! Rodney Demp is getting back to his feet…Trish tossed Ice Cube the chair and he tattooed him right in the head with it!!!! Prez Panther is hurt by that chairshot from Trish and no Firestorm has him set up for the Big Time…Chyna tries to make the save but Rage blasts her with an Inverted DDT!!! Ice Cube just nailed Sniper with an Ice Breaker and he's down too! Krazed is down on the floor thanks to that hammer shot from Ice Cube earlier on…and now Firestorm has Prez Panther…Big Time!!!!

DD: I can't believe it!!! The Riot Makerz have destroyed the Elites and the Dynasty!!!!

VJ: And Trish gives Firestorm a big kiss!!! This…this is horrible!!! I can't believe that Trish has turned her back on the Dynasty!!!!!

DD: Now what?!

VJ: After everything we've seen tonight, with the Revolution attacking Kurt Angle, the return of Total Devastation, the arrival of the Rock, the crowning of the new World Champion, what can happen next?!

DD: It can't be, Vince!!!!

VJ: OH MY GOD…THE PROFESSIONAL IS BACK!!!! THE PROFESSIONAL IS BACK IN THE NFWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DD: Son of a bitch, no!!!!!

VJ: Madison Square Garden is going crazy and the Pro hits the ring!!! He's going at it tooth and nail with Ice Cube…damn it, Firestorm and Rage just grabbed him from behind!!! Trish just handed Ice Cube that steel chair…Shyanne just came from the crowd and she just blasted Ice Cube with a low blow!!!! The Professional with a low blow on Rage and he catches Firestorm with an elbow to the jaw!!! The Pro has a chair…BOOM! He nailed Firestorm right in the brain!!!

DD: Not in the brain!!! Anywhere but the br…

VJ: Shut up!!! There's a shot on Rage!!!!! Ice Cube is getting back to his feet after the low blow…BOOM!!! The Pro almost took his head off!!!!! And Trish Stratus just jumped on the back of the Professional…Shyanne pulls her off and nails her with an inverted DDT!!!

DD: Oh no!!! Don't hurt Trish!!!!

VJ: The Professional is climbing to the top rope now…there's the Maneuver on Trish Stratus!!!!!! This crowd is going absolutely bonkers!!!

DD: I'll bonk you!!!! That was the most disgraceful display I've ever seen in my entire life!!!!

VJ: The Professional is back!!!! He is back!!! And now…oh man! He just went face to face with the new World Champion Rodney Demp! Demp is holding the World Title that the Professional never ever lost!!! Can you feel the tension in the ring right now?!

DD: I feel sick!

VJ: My goodness, what a night it has been here in Madison Square Garden! Thank you for joining us on PPV! We'll see you this week on the Friday Night Slam…somehow I doubt that but oh well! We'll see you soon anyway!!!