VJ: On a night where EVERY Title in the NFWA will be up for grabs! On a night where we witness the return of the One Man Riot, we bring to you the very 1st international NFWA PPV! Live, from Hamilton, ONT, Canada...WELCOME TO BREAKIN' THE RULZ!!!!!!! Vince Johnson alongside Kevin Taylor and what a night it's gonna be!!! 6 Huge matches! 8 titles up for grabs!!! In the Main Event, it's Triple Threat Action! Diamond and Tina as the guest referees as The New World Champion T Money teams up against the X-Treme, TV and I-C Champion Psyko Stevo! They take on the new Tag Team Champions, the World Class Superstars, the Universal Champion, Ice Cube...and the returning RAGE!!!!! What a huge match that's gonna be!

KT: You're absolutely right, Vince Johnson! And what amazes me about this match is not only has that little...meddler Joanie managed to bring back Rage, a man who was FIRED by Firestorm in January! He shouldn't even be allowed to watch a match, much less compete in one...but that Joanie has also used Panther's decision-making power to make Diamond...a pregnant woman the special guest referee alongside Tina! That's the most bogus decision I've ever seen in my life, Veej!

VJ: How is it bogus?!

KT: Well for starters, Diamond's in no condition to wrestle! For all we know, she could be getting down to count the fall and go into labor in the middle of the match!

VJ: She's not that far along, Kevin!

KT: So what?! This just goes to show the lengths that the NFWA will go to to conspired against good wholesome entertainment! Tina was actually going to referee a fair match...but it all had to be destroyed by putting this witch in there!

VJ: If anything, I think the edition of Diamond to the match will make things MORE fair! It'll counteract Tina's bias towards her Angelfire members!

KT: This coming from a man who flunked recess in school! Well you wanna talk fair, Vince Johnson! Well see how fair this is! Rumor has it in the back that SOMEBODY...I don't know who, and I can't say who! Either T Money, Stevo, or Ice Cube...has cut a deal with Tina and Angelfire to keep from losing their individual title!

VJ: What?!

KT: That's right, Vince Johnson! The talk is all over the locker room! Angelfire will have a NEW member coming out of that tag match! It's just a matter of who's gonna double cross who!!

VJ: Well...I'll believe that when I see it! Both the Light Heavyweight and Women's Titles are also on the line here tonight! This should most definitely be a PPV to remember! Let's get things kicked off! It's Singles action at Breakin' The Rulz!!!!

Carrion Vs The Rocker

(Pyro explodes everywhere as "Points of Authority" hits the PA system. The arena lights dim, but and red spotlights flash over the arena and the crowd cheers as The Rocker walks out from the locker room and heads down the aisle towards ringside. He slaps hands with a few ringside fans before climbing the ring stairs, stepping through the ropes and raising his arms into the air, much to the delight of the crowd. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and Carrion, who is seated in a far corner, pulls himself to his feet and walks towards the center of the ring to face him. Referee Doug Peterson calls for the bell)

Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Crowd pops

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, this one is underway!!! The Rocker going 1 on 1 with the newcomer Carrion!

KT: Yeah...lemme tell ya Veej! This Carrion guy didn't choose the best way to enter the NFWA! I mean, he INJURED the Game!!!

VJ: Yes! The Game, a card-carrying member of Angelfire...as is Deadly Candy Alyssa Sanders...who at one time was romantically involved with the Rocker!

KT: Yes, and she smartened up, realizing that what I--I mean the boys in the back had been saying about this guy all along was true...that's he's a loser! And he held her back! Should change his name to anchor---WHOA!

VJ: STIFF collar and elbow tie-up between these 2! Rocker...these two roughly around the same size! Rocker the slightly larger of the two! Carrion with a side headlock...Rocker now...looking to power out with a top wrist lock!

KT: Just goes to show you how outdated the man's moveset is! I mean, c'mon! A wristlock is SO 1985!!! Oh...see!

VJ: Carrion with a back heel trip Rocker goes down! And watch Carrion---ELBOW MISSES THE MARK!!! Rocker now...back to his feet! He hits off the rope..AND CONNECTS WITH THE FLYING FOREARM TO THE JAW! He could have him here...2...kickout by Carrion!!! Both men back to their feet...ROCKER WITH A DROPKICK!!!!!! Carrion back to his feet once again...ANOTHER ONE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! And it looks like...it looks like Carrion's gonna take a few moments to think about this one, Kevin!

KT: I think he's pondering how the official can let the Rocker get away with such blatant cheating! And even more, how these idiots in Hamilton can condone it...well, they're Canadian, so you can't really blame anyone but God for that one.

VJ: (gives Taylor a cold look)

KT: What? Do your job! You're on Tina's red list already! Go on!

VJ: Carrion taking the count on the outside...referee up to 5!

KT: Like him or not, Carrion is a very smart individual...which is more than I can say about 50% of your idiotic country. Uh oh...

VJ: Watch the Rocker now! Carrion jaw-jacking with a fan and doesn't see him...

KT: Look out, Carrion---OH!

VJ: DOUBLE AXEHANDLE by the Rocker sends Carrion crashing hard into the guardrail! And look at Rocker now!!! Preppering away with rights and lefts! Tagging the jaw of Carrion!

KT: He's a backfighter, Johnson! A stinking coward! I demand the official do something about this tomfoolery!

VJ: Carrion now tossed back into the ring, and watch Rocker! Rocker...is he headed up top!

KT: Being the complete and total buffoon that he is, it wouldn't surprise me!

VJ: Yes! Rocker headed to the top rope! Carrion trying to get back to his feet...watch the Rocker...OOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT BRILLIANCE!!!!! WHAT A MOVE BY THE CARRION!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!?!

VJ: Dropkick by Carrion just caught the Rocker square in the midsection!! Rocker is hurt...and folks that right there could do it! Carrion with the cover...OH C'MON!!! That's a blatant choke!! Right in front of the official, damn it! Break the hold!!!

KT: Calm down, Vince! Please! Carrion was only trying to show the Rocker what NOT to do in a match! And choking is one of them!

VJ: Oh, yeah right! If you buy that, fans, I've got a bridge in Vancouver I wanna sell ya!

KT: That's not nice, Vince! Your mother's gotta live under that thing, ya know!

VJ: What the...(stuttering) w-w-...I'm not even gonna comment on you! It's too early in the show! And again, Carrion back with the choke, damn it!! Choking the life out of the Rocker...and referee Peterson breaks the hold!

KT: You know...this Carrion guy is giving the Rocker a certified wrestling lesson! Think of how much better he's gonna be coming out of this thing!

VJ: Well right now, Rocker's not looking to good! Carrion brings him back to his feet...and buries the knee into the gut of the Rocker! And again!!! Carrion now...off the ropes---GOOD GOD!!!!!!! GOOD GOD!!!! ROCKER WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!!

KT: CHEATER!!!!!

VJ: And now look at the Rocker now!!! Right hands!!! Piston-like rights to the forehead of Carrion...WHOA!!!!!!!! DOWN GOES THE REFEREE!!!!

KT: Has the idiot lost his mind?? HAS HE EVER HAD A MIND??!?

VJ: The Rocker has just exploded on Carrion, folks!!! Carrion back to his feet...and watch the Rocker!! INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!!!!!! AND ANOTHER ONE!!!! Rocking the world of Carrion...AND HE RUNS RIGHT THROUGH HIM WITH ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE!!!!! My god, he is on fire!

KT: And he is single handedly burning the NFWA rulebook page by page!!! Whatever happened to sportsmanship, darn it?!

VJ: The Rocker could give a damn! Carrion backed into the buckle now...and watch the Rocker!!! You know what we're gonna see here, doncha, Kevin?

KT: Yes! We get to find out if these Canadians here can count to 10 without removing their socks and shoes!

VJ: Stop it! Rocker's got him mounted in the buckle! HERE WE GO!!!

Crowd: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!!!!!!!

VJ: 10!!! 10 HUGE RIGHT HANDS TO THE HEAD OF CARRION!!! And the newcomer is on dream street, and in serious danger of losing his 1st PPV match! And now watch the Rocker...uh oh!!! Rocker setting Carrion up top...GOOD GOD, DID YOU HEAR THAT SHOT, KEVIN?!?!?! BIG CHOP TO THE CHEST!!!

KT: He's not gonna do what I think...no!

VJ: Rocker headed up top with Carrion, folks! I've got a feeling we're fixing to see a superplex of some sort!!!! Can he hit it?!

KT: Well...as much as the Rocker irks me, and all of boys in the back, I must say that if he hits this maneuver it's over the the Carrion!

VJ: This crowd solidly behind the Rocker! He's got Carrion hooked...HERE WE GO!!! Superple---OH NO!!!!!!

KT: HA!

VJ: Carrion...he held on, Kevin!!! He held on, and Rocker went tumbling hard to the canvas!

KT: Yes, once again, the Rocker gets to shoe the whole world just what type of idiot that he truly is...

VJ: Wait a minute! Carrion off the ropes not...Rocker getting back to his feet...oh! Boot to the midsection...AND A DDT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ROCKER HAS BEEN PLANTED!!! That could be all! The cover...2...HE GOT HIM!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!! ***Cue Carrion's music

Announcer: Here is your winner: CARRION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: What a competitive match that was!!! Rocker...give him credit! He gave it his all, Kevin...just not enough to overcome Carrion!

KT: Just as I predicted prior to the match, and VJ you've really got to listen to me more often! I mean...I'm the #1 broadcast journalist in the world today! I was put here by the higher ups to give my expertise and to make you look good! And if you'd look in the mirror for a change, you'd see that's not easy for me to do!

VJ: Will you shut up? Carrion picks up the win in his NFWA PPV debut...while the Rocker...well, he'll have to wait another day. Right now, folks...let's take you backstage to Amy Dumas, who's got some sort of breaking news! Amy!

(The camera cuts back to the interview area, where we see Amy Dumas standing with a mic)

AD: Yes, Vince! The NFWA locker room has been in a frenzy all day long! There's been a bunch of comotion...everybody's going nuts! As Kevin Taylor mentioned at the top of the show, there's this HUGE rumor going around the locker room that 1 of the Champions for the Main Event...either Ice Cube, Stevo or T Money, has struck as secret deal with Tina and Angelfire, and will double cross their partner here tonight in an attempt to keep their championship gold! As I said, these are simply rumors! We have no idea of the source or whether there's any validity to the rumor itself, but the locker room is in an uproar! But, fans, to make matters worse, it also appears that Diamond, who is scheduled to be the troubleshooting ref in the Main Event alongside Tina, has turned up missing!

VJ: What?!

AD: I'm afraid so! She hasn't been seen or heard from since last night on the Slam! We've tried calling her hotel room! No answer! She never arrived at the airport! I personally talked to Panther, who said he hadn't heard from her either, so...

(Suddenly, a dark shadow falls over Amy's body, and the camera pans out, revealing Tina standing with an angry stare on her face.)

Tina: What did you just say?

AD: Um...um...I said...I said Diamond...

Tina: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT DIAMOND!!!! Diamond shouldn't even be in this match anyway. I don't give a damn about her whereabouts! I don't give a damn about her period, but I do know that if she knows what's good for her, she'd better get on the next plane, fly back to Philly with her little gimp of a hubby and stay outta my biz! (laughs) But I will say this...these little...rumors that are going around! Stevo's gonna screw T Money...T Money's gonna double cross Stevo...Ice Cube's setting up Rage...(smiles) I'm not gonna say too much about this subject...you know how much I hate to ruin surprises. But to Stevo...I'm gonna say this? When you're in the ring...getting a WORLD CLASS WHOOPIN' from Kerrboski and DJP...you need a tag in the worst way...tell me...do you really think that T Money will risk his World Title...the one he's worked so hard for...the one that means SOOOO much to him...do you think he'd risk that to save your sorry ass? And Rage...the returning Rage! Do you really think Ice Cube will risk his Title to save you?! You've got nothing to gain and he's got everything to lose! Do you really think Ice Cube can trust someone like that, Amy?! Would you trust someone going into a match like that?!

AD: I...I...I dunno.

Tina: (gives Amy a mean look) Figures...airhead. But no matter what happens...no matter who referees...just remember that tonight...is an Angelfire night! And when all is said and done...we're going to have a WORLD...CLASS...CHAMPION! Now how do you like that!?!

(Tina shoves Amy to the side and walks out of the picture. The camera cuts out to ringside for the next match)

Light Heavyweight Title: Tristram (Champion) Vs Mind Eraser

("Paper Cut" by Linkin Park hits the PA system, and the arena lights dim. White pyros shine on the entrance and the crowd gives a mixed reaction as Mind Eraser creeps out from the locker room, looking over his shoulder as if someone's behind him. He walks down the aisle to ringside and slides into the ring. The music dies down, the lights go black, and "Tear Away" by Drowning Pool hits the PA system. Smoke pours out from the locker room and red lights swarm the arena as Tristram walks out from the locker room with a smile on his face and the Light Heavyweight Title belt strapped around his waist. He looks into the crowd for a moment, smiles and starts down the entrance ramp to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope, climbs a nearby turnbuckle and raises the LHW Title into the air as the crowd cheers in the background. The lights return to normal, the music dies down and Tristram hands the belt over to referee Alan Cooper, who then passes the title to the ring announcer before calling for the bell)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

VJ: Well fans, this one is underway!! The Light Heavyweight Title is on the line...and Kevin...not to take away from this match or anything...but I'm a little alarmed about this Diamond situation. I mean...she hasn't been seen or heard from all day?

KT: What's so alarming about it?! You know how pregnant women get! She probably got a bad craving and is eating having the time of her life at the all you can eat bar at the Sizzler!

VJ: Well...I just hope...if anything, I hope that Diamond's ok. It'd be a real tragedy if anything were to happen to her...especially during this time for her and Panther!

KT: Please, Johnson! Forget about her and call the match! This is for the Light Heavyweight Title! C'mon!

VJ: Mind Eraser...this, like Carrion is his PPV debut as Tristram goes for the lockup...NO! Mid Eraser too fast...AND CATCHES HIM WITH A HARD KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT!!!! And Tristram...he most certainly felt that one!

KT: Of course he did, Johnson! Ya know, I've seen this Mind Eraser in action a few times! He's a great wrestler, and quite frankly I think he'd be a great addition for Angelfire!

VJ: Another kick by Mind Eraser...and another! This man most certainly has some educated feet, Kevin.

KT: Yes! See, not being a World Class broadcast journalist like me, you probably don't know this, but this Mind Eraser guy is a black belt in Ju-Jitsu.

VJ: Oh! He keeps it up with shots like that's, and he's have a gold belt to match it! Irish whip...Tristram into the corner...OH!!!!! Eraser follows him in, but nobody home!!! And watch Tristram now!! Tristram off the ropes...Mind Eraser gets caught in a FLYING HEADSCISSORS!!!!! What a maneuver by the Champion!!!! And a HIP TOSS by Tristram!!! Eraser back to his feet...dropkick by Tristram catches him right on the jaw!

KT: He's really gotta slow things down, Vince! Tristram's on a roll!

VJ: Yes, Tristram's on a roll indeed! And watch the Mind Eraser...he's out of it along the ropes...Tristram now...charges in...OOOOH!!!!

KT: WHat?!

VJ: Oh my! Mind Eraser tried the back body drop over the top...Tristram able to land on the apron!!! What agility by the Light Heavyweight Champion...

KT: Mind Eraser doesn't even see him! Turn around...

VJ: OH! Now he does! Shoulder thrust to the midsection by Tristram...AND LOOK AT THIS!!! SUNSET FLIP OVER THE TOP!!!!! He's got him hooked...1...2...3!!! HE...no!!! Almost!!! Almost!

KT: Vince, you're proving the Canadian counting theory right by the day!

VJ: Whatever, big mouth! Mind Eraser...as we stated, his PPV debut, and if he doesn't do something quick, it could be his LAST match here on PPV! As Tristram has him by the hair. Thus far...the Champion has owned this match...what's this now? Irish whip...MIND ERASER HITS HARD OFF THE BUCKLE!!! And Tristram...trying to rile up this Ontario crowd...he charges in---OOOOH!!!!! Big roundhouse kick by Eraser catches him on the side of the head...

KT: He almost took his head off with that shot...

VJ: Watch Eraser now! Mind Eraser to the 2nd turnbuckle...Tristram trying to clear the cobwebs...oh...LOOK OUT!!!!!

KT: GEEZ!!!!

VJ: WHAT A SPEAR!!!!!!!!!! SPEAR FROM THE 2ND ROPE!!!! THAT COULD BE ALL!!! 2...NO!!!! Tristram able to kickout after 2!!!! What a move that was by Mind Eraser!

KT: You're absolutely right for once in your life! And I wouldn't be surprised...I...who's he talking to, Vince?

VJ: Well...I really don't know. Mind Eraser...like many superstars here in the NFWA has some serious issues that I'd rather not get into right now!

KT: He's nuts! They should have him locked up in the mental ward with Pandora!

VJ: Uh oh! Mind Eraser off the ropes...he hits off the otherside! Tristram starting to get back to his feet...OOOOOH...OH MY!!!!!!!!! TREMENDOUS TORNADO DDT!!!!!! TRISTRAM HAS BEEN PLANTED, FOLKS!!!! Tristram...my God, and Eraser off the ropes again! Tristram down on the mat...ROLLING THUNDER!!!!!!!!!! Rolling Thunder by the Eraser! The hook of the leg...2...NEW CHA..no! Just a 2!!!

KT: You know what, Veej! I'm really impressed by this Mind Eraser guy! I mean...this guy...he's got some real potential IF HE CAN KEEP HIS MIND ON THE MATCH! WHO THE HECK IS HE TALKING TO?!??!

VJ: I don't know! There appears...he just said "You said I'd have him beat!" Who's...

KT: I take back what I said! He's a loon! Just another...

VJ: Mind Eraser! The man is talking to someone...we cannot see, look at the referee! He doesn't even know...

KT: Oh no! Watch Tristram!

VJ: Uh oh! The Light Heavyweight Champion starting to come to!!! And Mind Eraser...

KT: Turn around, Mind Eraser! Turn around!

VJ: Oh, look out!!! ERASER DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Tristram off the ropes...RIGHT INTO A SLEEPER HOLD!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHOOO!!! He could have him right here!

VJ: That sleeper hold is cinched in deep!!! Tristram...oh my goodness, folks! This could be the end of the Southridge, Ontario native!!! This could be...

KT: In his home Province?!

VJ: Yes! This crowd trying to rally behind the Champion! Trying to keep him in this match, but it could be to no use! Tristram is fading fast! He is going out at the hands of the Mind Eraser!

KT: Well Vinnie, I was going to say that Eraser's doing a great job of erasing Tristram's mind...but if he's from Ontario, he must not have had much of a mind to erase, now did he?

VJ: This is your last warning about the Canada jokes!

KT: What, Veej? I'm a broadcast journalist from the people! I don't hate or discriminate! I just tell it like it is! And that's why the ratings for FNS and this PPV buyrate are going through the roof! Because people wanna listen to somebody like me!

VJ: Well like somebody who's forced to listen to you...Tristram is being put to sleep!

KT: That's right...wait a minute! Wait...what did you say?

VJ: I said Tristram is out! He is down on the canvas and he is out! Eraser with that hold cinched in tighter than ever! At the perfect angle...leaning all 190 pounds across the back of the neck of Tristram...and it's over!! It's gotta be! Referee Peterson checks the arm once...and it drops!

KT: Yes! Yes!!!

VJ: He checks it a 2nd time...it drops again!

KT: One more, Vince Johnson! One more, and we will have a brand new NFWA Light Heavyweight Champion of the World! Here it comes!!! Here it comes....

VJ: It drop--NO IT DIDN'T DROP! IT STAYED UP!!!

KT: No it didn't! It dropped!

VJ: What match are you watching! The arm is up!

KT: That doesn't mean anything! That's like a chicken who runs around with his head chopped off! Pure reflex! Give the title to Eraser!

VJ: Well how's this for reflex! Tristram getting back to his feet! Tristram...doing what he can to combat this hold! And listen to this crowd!!! These 20,000+ fans on there feet in Hamilton...making some noise! Trying to get behind the hometown boy!!!

KT: Tighter, Eraser! Tighter!

VJ: Tristram back to his feet! Tristram...ELBOW TO THE MIDSECTION OF THE MIND ERASER!!! AND AGAIN!!! Trying to break the hold! trying...oh wait a minute!

KT: HA!

VJ: Eraser...he just turned the hold into a dragon sleep...Tristram counters...OOOOOOH MY!!!!!!!!!! NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!!! OUTTA NOWHERE!!! OUTTA NOWHERE!!! 2...NO!!!! Mind Eraser barely able to kickout! And what a match this is turning out to be, Kevin!

KT: You're not lying...which I find astonishing at this point and time! But the match is already Eraser's to win! He's used the holds!

VJ: Both men fighting to get back to their feet! Eraser easily the fresher of the two!

KT: And he's the 1st to get back to his feet! Watch this!

VJ: Eraser with a handful of hair...AND CATCHES A MOUTH FULL OF FIST BY TRISTRAM! And another!! And another!! Tristram now...mounting a comeback!!! Trying to get his 2nd wind!

KT: It amazes me how an idiot like this can throw these illegal punches and thes idiots in Canada go wild for it! Does your whole country idolize cheaters or something?!

VJ: Well Tristram's on a roll here! Irish whip...reversal by the Eraser sends Tristram into the ropes!! He ducks the head coming off...AND TRISTRAM SAW HIM COMING!!! Tristram...boot to the head of Eraser! Just rung his bell! And watch this, Taylor! Watch this...

KT: Look out...OH!

VJ: FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!! Right on the money! There's the cover...the count...the kickout by Mind Eraser! But I wouldn't have been surprised if he got him!

KT: And it just shows how pessimistic you truly are! Anyone with half a brain could see that...uh oh! Wait a minute, what's he doing here?

VJ: Tristram with Eraser by the hair--HARD knife edge chop sends him staggering into the buckle! AND ANOTHER ONE!!!! AND A THRID!!! Tristram lighting up the chest of the challenger...and look at this now!!! Setting him up on the top rope is Tristram! Tristram...we could be preparing to see the End here!

KT: Eraser, if you've got a working mind in that body of yours I suggest! Oh!

VJ: Thumb to the eyes by Eraser! And again! And now what's this? Eraser...pulling Tristram back into the buckle!

KT: What the heck is this..VICTORY ROLL?

VJ: Oh!!! Mind Eraser on the shoulders of Tristram!!!! And...I think...I think this could be a victory roll coming up---OOOOH!!! OOOOOH MY GOD---DAAAAMN!!!!!!!!!!

KT: OH GEEZ!

VJ: POWERBOMB!!!!!!!!! TRISTRAM COUNTERS THE DRAGONRANA WITH THE POWERBOMB!!! THAT'S ALL!!! 1...2...THR---NO! NO!! NO!! HE COULDN'T PUT HIM AWAY!!!!

KT: How the heck did he kick outta that?!

VJ: God only knows! Mind Eraser's neck was just folded up like an accordion! I thought he had him! Every one in this arena thought he had him, and Kevin Taylor, admit it! Even YOU thought he had him!

KT: I won't lie, Johnson! That was a heckuva move by the so-called Immortal! And now what's he doing?

VJ: Tristram...he appears somewhat frustrated in there...OOOOH! Hard chop sends Eraser to the canvas!!! And Tristram lifting him up a 2nd time! Tristram...what's he...OH!!!! Another one and Eraser...Eraser's face turning a bright red...AND ANOTHER CHOP SENDS HIM TO THE BUCKLE! And a boot to the midsection! And another! And Tristram! Stomping away upon the Eraser! This crowd is going absolutely nuts!

KT: He's trying to kill him, Johnson!

VJ: Tristram...man, he is on fire! And take a look at this now! Tristram setting the Eraser up top, here! And now he's going for it! Tristram...he is determined to hit THE END!!!!

KT: Eraser...if there is any fight left in you...I suggest...

VJ: Tristram climbing the ropes...climbing with the Mind Eraser! Here it comes, ladies and gentlemen! This crowd is on its feet for---OH NO!!!!!!!!!!

KT: What?!

VJ: Tristram just shoved right off the top by the Eraser!!! Tristram...he hit hard off the canvas, and watch the Mind Eraser! Mind Eraser...on the top rope now! Tristram down on the canvas! What's he gonna do...OH!!

KT: HAHA!

VJ: 450 SPLASH!!!! THE 450 SPLASH!!! Referee Peterson with the count...1...2...3!!!!!!! AND WE'VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "Paper Cut"

Announcer: Here is your winner, and NEW NFWA Light Heavyweight Champion: Mind Eraser!!!!!

KT: How about that Veejus?! How about it?! Mind Eraser...in his very 1st PPV...in his very 1st Title shot...in Tristram's home province has just walked out with his very 1st CHampionship belt!!!!! Can you believe that?!

VJ: Well...Mind Eraser is a very talented individual! He took Tristram to the limit and back again...and like him or not, you can't say he doesn't deserve to be the Light Heavyweight Champion!

KT: Would you say that Vince?

VJ: I just said it.

KT: You said that I can't say it! I wanna hear YOU say it!

VJ: He deserves to be the champion!

KT: Who deserves to be the cha...

VJ: WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!?!

KT: (pause) Well now you've hurt my feelings, VJ.

VJ: (sighs) Ladies and gentlemen...Mind Eraser walks outta this one the New Light Heavyweight Champ! Congratulations are in order!

(The camera cuts backstage, where we see Rosie Sanchez standing by the backdoor)

RS: Vince, Kevin! I'm back here in the locker room area where I am awaiting the arrival of Diamond. As was mentioned earlier by my colleague Amy Dumas, Diamond has been nowhere to be found since last night! We haven't seen her, we haven't talked to her...we don't know where she is or if she'll be here in time to be the troubleshooting ref for the Main Event. And fans, when or IF she arrives here tonight, I'll be waiting and I'll bring that to...

(Suddenly, the door flies open and in walks Joanie. The crowd cheers in the background as she walks towards her office)

RS: Wait a minute!! Joanie!!!! Joanie!!!

Joanie: (turns) Yes, Rosie?

RS: (walks towards Joanie with the mic) The world is wondering...we haven't seen or heard from Diamond all night long. Do you know her whereabouts? Do you know if she'll be here to officiate the main event?

Joanie: Look, Rosie. I know Diamond's not really in the best condition right now but...(sighs) I haven't seen her. I've been calling her all day, no answer...I simply don't know where she is! I'm sorry.

RS: Well what will happen if she's unable to referee in the Main Event? Do you think Tina can do the job without being unbiased?

Joanie: (long pause) I'll think of something, Rosie...I'll think of something.

("I'ma Bang" plays in the background as the graphic for the Women's Title match comes up on the screen. There's an "X" over Sabrina Wilson's picture due to the injury suffered Friday night on FNS)

VJ: Well, ladies and gentlemen...up next! It's 4 way Women's Title...well...

KT: Yes, Vince! At least we think it's 4 way action!

VJ: The Women's Title is on the line! Well...it was scheduled to be a 4 way match, but as we know, Pandora was institutionalized! However, this was the scene this past Friday on the Slam...folks! If you didn't see it live...take a look at this!

FNS (3/29/02):

CUT TO A SHOT OUTSIDE THE DOORS OF THE EDVARD VIRGO HAVEN OF MENTAL HEALTH HOSPITAL WHERE PANDORA'S BEING HELD. THE CAMERA GOES THROUGH THE DOORS, PASSES THE FRONT DESK, AND GOES STRAIGHT TO PANDORA'S CELL. SHE'S SITTING ON THE FLOOR LIKE A LITTLE GIRL, KNEES CLOSE TO HER, LEANING AGAINST THE WALL.

CAMERAMAN: Pandora, aren't you going to make it to your women's title match?

PANDORA DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING. SHE MERELY LOOKS UP AT THE CAMERA SLOWLY, THEN BACK DOWN AGAIN, IGNORING THE QUESTION.

CAMERAMAN: Pandora? Are you all right?!

PANDORA SHAKES HER HEAD VIOLENTLY, "NO". THEN SHE STOPS ABRUPTLY AND JUMPS TO HER FEET. SHE BEGINS JUMPING ABOUT THE ROOM, RUNNING INTO THE WALLS.

PANDORA: GET ME THE F*CK OUT OF HERE!! GET ME OUT OUT OUT!! GET ME OUT OR I'LL BURN YOU LITTLE WORLD TO THE GROUND! GET ME THE BLOODY HELL OUT OF HERE!!

FROM BEHIND THE CAMERAMAN, A FLOCK OF WHITE-DRESSED NURSES RUSH IN, WAVING THE STRAIGHT JACKET AND A SYRINGE OF SEDATIVE HER WAY. SHE THRASHES ABOUT LIKE A SPOILED CHILD,

PANDORA: NO! NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!

THE NURSES HAVE PANDORA TO THE GROUND, READY TO SEDATE HER WHEN A NEW PRESENCE IN THE ROOM OVERTS THEIR ATTENTION.

AN ENGLISH VOICE FROM BEHIND THE CAMERA: Now hold on a minute, you bloody sully yanks... I don't think you've any idea just what the f*ck it is you're doing... I suggest you unhand that fiery little byrd before I have to bash your bloody skulls in.

THE CAMERA TURNS AS TOBIAS, PANDORA'S FELLOW BRIT AND RIVAL OF THE AGES, STEPS INTO THE CELL AND TOWERS OVER THE NURSES, WEILDING AN IRON PIPE.

TOBIAS: Let her go.

PANDORA: Tobias?

CAMERAMAN: Tobias?!

NURSE #1: Get him the hell out of here! Call security, dammit! Sedate her before she...

PANDORA KNOCKS THE SYRINGE OUT OF THE NURSE'S HAND AS THEY START TO TACKLE HER AGAIN.

TOBIAS: I was hoping you would make this difficult... Oh well. Good thing this is a hospital, eh?

TOBIAS WINDS UP AND BASHES THE PIPE INTO THE BACK OF ONE OF THE NURSES, THEN THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF ANOTHER. HE PROCEEDS IN BEATING THEM ALL WITH THE PIPE UNTIL ALL FOUR NURSES ARE UNCONSCIOUS ON THE FLOOR. THEN HE APPROACHES PANDORA. SHE'S A BIT PARANOID AND KIND OF TREMBLES, LYING THERE HELPLESS IN HER HOSPITAL GOWN.

TOBIAS LOWERS THE PIPE TO HIS SIDE AND EXTENDS HIS FREE HAND TO PANDORA TO HELP HER UP.

TOBIAS: Come on, then, luv... Let's get you the hell out of here.

SHE NERVOUSLY LOOKS UP AT HIM THEN TAKES HIS HAND AND STANDS.

THE TWO, FOLLOWED BY THE CAMERA, WALK OUT OF THE HOSPITAL LIKE BONNIE AND CLYDE AFTER A HEIST. TOBIAS SETS PANDORA AND THE CAMERAMAN IN HIS CAR, HEADED BACK TO THE NFWA ARENA.

TOBIAS CLICKS ON THE RADIO.

PANDORA: Why'd you...

TOBIAS: Shhh... I love this song...

****LIVE ACTION****

KT: So what is that sposed to mean, Vince Johnson?! Is Tobias back?!

VJ: I have no clue! We've seen hide nor hair of the two since Friday night! But fans, the time is now! The show must go on! Let's take you down to ringside!!!!!

Women's Title 4-Way: Pandora (Champion) Vs Darkest Desires Vs Kammy Vs "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders

(The arena lights dim, as "The Way You Like It" by Adema hits the PA system. A purple/bluish light shines over the arena, smoke pours out from the locker room and the crowd goes WILD as Darkest Desires walks out onto the stage with her whip. She twirls it into the air and cracks it a few times as pyro sparks shoot up from the stage)

VJ: WHOA BABY!!!!

KT: (long pause) "Whoa baby?" Excuse me! Did you just say "whoa baby?"

VJ: (slightly embarrassed) Yes...what about it?

KT: Geez, Vinnie! You know...I love doing commentary with you, cuz honestly, as good as I look, you make me look better!

VJ: Please! Well ladies and gentlemen, as mentioned, this was supposed to be a 5-Way match with Sabrina Wilson...but the Pandora incident wasn't the only thing that happened Friday night! This had to be without a doubt the most heinous thing I've seen in all my years in this sport...take a look!

FNS (3/29/02):

VJ: Sewaside in the ring...AND LOOK AT THIS SON OF A BITCH!!! THE MAN...SEWASIDE IS POURING GASOLINE ON THE FACE OF SABRINA WILSON!!!!! THIS IS GOING TOO FAR!!! THIS IS GOING TOO DAMN FAR, DAMN IT!

Tina: Diamond, this is your last warning! I'm warning you, you come out here and...

VJ: THERE SHE IS!!! THERE'S DIAMOND...

KT: But look at Joanie! Joanie holding her back!!

VJ: Joanie trying to keep Diamond out of harm's way. With the state that Diamond's in, I can't say I blame her...oh wait! Tina...Tina just lit a match...that evil bi--NO!!! NO!!!! OOOOOOH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!

KT: Oh Jesus!

VJ: SHE JUST LIT SABRINA'S FACE ON FIRE, DAMN IT!!!! SABRINA...OH MY GOD NO!!! MY GOD...

(Suddenly, Ice Cube, Kurt Angle, Johnny Havok, Stevo, T Money and a bunch of superstars rush the ring as the video ends. ****LIVE ACTION**** The camera cuts to the ring, where Darkest Desires is standing with a mic. "The Way you Like It" dies down, and chants of "Dark, Dark, Dark" echo throughout the arena. She raises the mic to her lips, looks into the crowd and speaks)

Desires: Ya know something, Hamilton...what we just saw on the screen a second ago...what happened to Sabrina Wilson this past Friday night was a load of sh*t!!!!!! (Crowd pops in the background)

VJ: Oh my!

KT: SHE CAN'T SAY THAT ON TV!!!!!

VJ: Darkest Desires...oh man, she looks hot, Kevin! She doesn't look to be in a good mood at all!

Desires: I'll be the first to admit that Sabrina and I didn't always get along! I mean, the bitch attacked me in the back a few weeks ago! But she did not deserve what Angelfire did to her! And I could care less if Tina wants to come out here with her Angelfire cronies and attack me! Try and cost me the match, Tina...YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID ON FRIDAY NIGHT!!! I promise...and since nobody else around here seems to have the guts to stand up to you...it looks like I'm gonna hafta be the one to do it!!! (Crowd pops)

KT: She's gone loco!

Desires: Tina...I don't care if it's tonight! If it's tommorrow night! The night after that! The night after that! The night after that! I DON'T CARE WHEN IT IS! I want your ass in the ring, and I'm gonna show you...just like I showed you in the GNL! Just like I showed you a few months ago on the Slam...I'm gonna show you that while you can be the most powerful woman in the NFWA right now...you are NOT better than me!!!!!!! (Crowd pops) Sabrina...this one's for you!

(Dark tosses the mic aside and "What Kammy wants, Kammy Gets" hits the PA system. Pink and blue lights shine over the entrance and the crowd cheers wildly as Kammy struts out from the locker room. Male fans cheer and whistle at her as she blows a kiss into the crowd, twirls and starts down the aisle towards the ring. She climbs up the ring stairs, steps through the ropes and walks towards the center of the ring as the crowd cheers and takes pictures.)

VJ: Well fans...there you see her! Kammy...the centerfold for the April 2002 edition on Playboy...on Newstands everywhere as we speak!

KT: (shoves Vince) Hey! Do you realize that you're promoting pornography on the air?!

VJ: It's not pornography!

KT: Who cares what you call it! Would you want your kidz at home looking at that...that...(pointing at Kammy) FILTH?!?!?!

VJ: I'm sure you have more problems keeping your kidz outta your Playgirl stash...but...well.

KT: Har, har, Vince Johnson! Very funny! Far be it from me to engage in a war of words with an unarmed man...but that Kammy there...actions like that have NO PLACE in the NFWA or anywhere!

VJ: Well as the Sisters of Destruction face off in the ring, the big story in this one is WILL the Champion be able to compete in this match?! Where is Pandora?! Where is she...

(A HUGE RED pyro blast goes off on stage and "My Generation" hits the PA system. Throbbing red and pink spotlights shine on the entrance, and the crowd boos loudly as "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders walks out into the aisle with a smile on his face. She gets halfway down the aisle, stops, and turns towards the locker room.)

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen...there you see Deadly Candy...what's she doing? Kevin...what's she pointing---OOOOH NO!!!

KT: OH NO?!?!?!?! OH NO?!?!?!?! OH YES!!!!! IT'S OUR DEAR CEO, VINCE!!!!! It's the Senior Vice President of Angelfire!!!!

VJ: Tina!!!! Tina on her way out to ringside...what the hell, Kevin?!?!?! What on...

KT: Isn't it obvious...well, not to you. You're Canadian! But remember, Deadly Candy is a card-carrying member of the Angelfire organization! Tina is simply out here to support her teammate and cheer her on to victory!

VJ: Oh yeah! This wouldn't have ANYTHING to do with what Dark just said a moment ago!

KT: Glad you agree!

VJ: (rolls eyes) Alyssa and Tina...on their way down to the ri...ARE THEY HEADED OVER HERE!! Tina...Tina headed over here to our commentary table...what are you doing?!

KT: (stands up and bows to Tina) Hello, my Goddess! It's such a pleasure to have you joining us this fine March evening!

Tina: (putting on a headset) It's a pleasure being here, Kevin!

KT: Yes! Yes! (SLAPS VINCE) SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR THE BOSS!!!

VJ: (shoves Kevin) Don't you touch me!

Tina: Hey Vinnie, Kevin's the last person you need to worry about touching you! Don't think I haven't heard the crap that's been coming outta your mouth over the past month, and lemme tell ya! Just 1 more word outta you, Vince...I mean it! One more word and I'll have your ass out on the streets eating bannana peels outta waste baskets, ya got that?!?!

VJ: (silence)

Tina: Now do your damn job! (awkward silence) SPEAK, YOU IDIOT!!!

KT: I apologize for his idiocy, Tina. He was born without proper motor skill!

VJ: OH WAIT A MINUTE! ALYSSA HITS THE RING--OH!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!!!

VJ: ALYSSA WENT RIGHT FOR DESIRES BUT CAUGHT A BOOT TO THE HEAD FOR HER TROUBLES! And folks, this match is underway!!! We've got Desires...we've got Kammy! We've got Alyssa! Pandora nowhere to be found...

Tina: HEY WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!?

VJ: KAMMY AND DARK!! KAMMY AND DARK!!! THEY ARE BEATING THE HOLY HELL OUTTA DEADLY CANDY! AND WILL YOU LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!!

Tina: This isn't a handicap match, ya know! GET SOME CONTROL OF THIS THING, REF!!!

VJ: Desires with a handful of hair...AND A HARD knife edge chop sends Desires into the ropes! And another one! Irish whip in...Candy off the ropes, Desires misses with a clothesline---KAMMY DOES NOT!!!!!!!! KAMMY JUST RAN RIGHT THROUGH ALYSSA WITH THAT CLOTHESLINE!! IT'S ELIMINATION RULES, FOLKS!!! Kammy with the cover...2...NO! Alyssa able to kickout!

KT: Good! WAIT A MINT--

VJ: MOONSAULT BY DESIRES!!! 1...2...NO!!! She kicks out again!!! AND KAMMY FOLLOWS UP WITH A SPLASH!!! 1...2...ALYSSA KICKS OUT A 3RD TIME!!!! What do you hafta do to beat Alyssa?!

Tina: That's right, Vince! Give Alyssa her props! I mean, next to me, she is without a doubt the toughest woman ever to step in a wrestling ring! She's the woman who took everybody's favorite...(shudders) DIAMOND and she snapped her arm like a twig! This woman is a 2 time Women's Champion, a Light Heavyweight Champion! Not to mention the only woman to make it to the End Game final! There is no woman in this ring that can match Alyssa Sanders in skill and power, and this is why they're double teaming! They wanna cheat her outta this match, and ya know, I wouldn't be surprised if my rotten sister Joanie put this dumb ass referee up to it!

VJ: Well...man! Quite a rant by Tina, as Desires backs Alyssa to the buckle...AND BURIES THE BOOT INTO THE MIDSECTION!!! And again! Desires stomping away! As is Kammy!

Tina: C'MON, REF!!! DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!!!

VJ: The Sisters of Destruction seem to be working together to eliminate Alyssa. Both the have had issues with her in the past! Desires has a bit of issue with Angelfire right now...Tina, what is your response to the remarks she just made about you just before the match?

Tina: Well first of all, Vin, Dark still has this idea in her thick head that she's actually beaten me! That she's actually in my league, well if that's what she thinks, then I've gotta tell ya she is THEE dumbest bitch ever to walk the face of this earth! She wants to fight me...she wants to fight Angelfire...she's not that stupid, Vince! I've got better things to do with my time than to waste it on trash like her!

VJ: So you're declining the challenge?

Tina: I'm not declining anything. I'm just saying she's not worthy of fighting me, period.

VJ: Well...what's the answer? Yes or no...

KT: Vince, stop pestering the CEO? Can't you see she's got a lot on her mind?! This is a big night for Angelfire! She needs time to concentrate!

Tina: Yeah...as a matter of fact, the only reason I'm out here is to study the officiating...ya know...get some pointers going into the big match tonight.

VJ: Yeah...fine. Desires now...we apologize to the ladies for not giving this match the time it deserves! Desires setting Alyssa up on top!! Could she...could she be going for a superplex?

KT: I dunno how smart that'd be, seeing as how the last two superplex attempts we've seen tonight were failed ones.

VJ: Desires...it appears to be...yes! A superplex coming up--OH! Alyssa catches her with a HARD shot to the gut!! And another one! Alyssa's got Desires in some trouble..OH! But watch Kammy! She comes right in with a right hand!

Tina: This is a travesty, Johnson! I mean...how much you wanna bet that my sister didn't pay these two to try and eliminate Alyssa early...

VJ: Hey wait a minute! Kammy's climbing the ropes as well!!! Kammy...Desires already up there with Alyssa, and here comes Kammy as well! What on earth...

KT: Will somebody blow in her ear! I think she needs a re-fill...oh wait!

VJ: Oh my goodness, folks! Kammy and Desires...double team move coming up---OOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A MANEUVER!!!!!!!! DOUBLE SUPERPLEX BY THE SISTERS OF DESTRUCTION!!!! And that should be all!!! Kammy with the cover...2...

(Suddenly, the arena goes black, and the crowd cheers in the background)

VJ: What in the world?!?!? Ladies and gentlemen...we've lost our lights!

KT: Tina, what's going on?

Tina: I dunno! What are you asking me for?!

(Suddenly, "Pesitlent Existence" hits the PA system, and pink, purple and white spotlights start shining on the entrance. The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Tobias steps out from the locker room...followed by...)

VJ and KT: OH MY GOD!!!! IT'S PANDORA!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: PANDORA IS HERE!!!! THE WOMEN'S CHAMPION IS HERE!!!! AND SHE'S ON HER WAY TO THE RING...

Tina: What happened to her hair?!

VJ: Pandora...she looks a mess!!! She's been in an asylum all week long!!! She hits the ring...AND SHE'S GOING RIGHT AFTER KAMMY!!!!!!! PANDORA GOING AT KAMMY!!! LIKE A...LIKE A...LIKE A WILD BEAST!!!

Tina: Newsflash, Vin! She was always a wild beast!! OOH!

VJ: OH!!!! Big shot to the head of Pandora by Desires! AND THERE'S 1 FROM KAMMY!

KT: That's not gonna make her any more sane! Hey...

VJ: And here we go again!! Desires and Kammy! Desires and Kammy! Working as a unit against Pandora!!! Watch Kammy now!!! Kammy off the ropes...FLYING FOREA--OH NO!!!!

Tina: (snickers)

VJ: She hit Desires! She hit Desires right on the jaw...ALYSSA WITH A SCHOOLGIRL!!! 1...2...THR--NO!!! Desires able to kickout after 2!!!

Tina: Ya know...let that be a bit of a lesson to that bitch Darkest Desires! Ya live by the sword, ya die by the sword!

VJ: Ya know...didn't you make a rule that said you can't swear on NFWA broadcasts?

Tina: No! I made a rule that said YOU can't swear! I'm Tina! I can do whatever the f*ck I want!

KT: Exactly, Vince! So kiss her ass!!!

Tina: He's not coming anywhere near my ass!

KT: I don't blame you! He'd probably give you the cooties.

VJ: Will you...(sighs) Desires almost lost this match at the hands of her best friend...who right now...LOOK AT PANDORA!!!! Pandora all over Kammy...choking the life outta here!!! C'mon, ref!!! Get in there!

KT: Do you think Stephanie Jenkins can control her?! I mean did you see the kinda damage she caused in that asylum?! She's a loon, Veej!!! She's...she's...I can't even describe it!!!

VJ: Pandora working over Kammy...meanwhile on the other side of the ring, we've got Alyssa working over Desires in the corner! Putting the boots to her...stomping a mudhole if you will!

Tina: She's stomping an ANGELFIRE-STYLE mudhole! Uh oh!! Here we go Vince!

VJ: Wait a minute! Alyssa's got Desires set up...oh my...COUGH DROP!!!!!!!!!!!! THE COUGH DROP!!! PERFECTLY EXECUTED!!!!

Tina: Cover her, Alyssa!

VJ: There it is! 1...2...NO!!!!! Desires able to kickout after the Cough Drop, and look at Alyssa! She can't believe it!

KT: Don't worry about it, Alyssa! Just continue the match!

VJ: Alyssa Sanders...she's having a fit in there...and watch Pandora from behind! Pandora...OH!!!!!!!!! BULLDOG OF HER OWN!!! RIDES ALYSSA DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! Pandora with the cover now...2...Alyssa out after two!!!

KT: Aren't you even amazed how Alyssa's able to take all this punishment and keep coming back?

Tina: That's the way they come in Angelfire, Kev. You know that!

KT: I most certainly do!

VJ: Oh...folks, this one is most certainly out of control!! Pandora working over Alyssa Sanders now...the Women's Champion...she is here and she is absolutely out of her mind...uh oh.

KT: What's...oh boy, Vinnie! The jealousy is finally setting in! Take a look at that!

VJ: The Sisters of Destruction...Kammy and Darkest Desires! They've been on the same page throughout this match...

Tina: Now Desires talks about being so tough...about how bad she is! Well let's see how bad she is right here!

VJ: Desires and Kammy! I think Dark may be a little upset with Kammy about the forea---OOOOH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: Did you hear that?!

VJ: That slap heard round the world...AND HERE WE GO!!!!!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!! IT'S DESIRES AND KAMMY!!!! DESIRES AND KAMMY!!! THE SISTERS OF DESTRUCTION HAVE EXPLODED IN THIS VERY RING!!!

KT: I love it, Veej! This is quality entertainment! Right here!!!

VJ: These 2 women! These 2 best friends, Trading blows in the center of the ring! Oh! Kammy with a rake at the face!!! Irish whip now...reversal by Desires sends Kammy to the ropes...OH! Leapfrog by Dark...Kammy off the other side now...Desires ducks the head---OH BOY!!

Tina: See that! I never woulda made a stupid mistake like that Johnson!

VJ: Desires ducked the head and she got caught! Kammy's got her set up, guys...

KT: This could be over right here---YES!!!!!!!!

VJ: KAMMYPLEX!!!!!!!!!!! THE KAMMYPLEX ON DESIRES!!!!! THIS ONE'S ALL!!!

Tina: Pin her, Kammy! Pin...WAIT A MINUTE!

VJ: Pandora from behind! Pandora from behind--NECKBREAKER!!!! PANDORA JUST ROCKED KAMMY'S WORLD WITH A TREMENDOUS NECKBREAKER!!!!

Tina: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?! Who does that little...YES!! YES, ALYSSA!!! YES!!!

VJ: And Alyssa right back with dropkick! Right to the jaws of Pandora!!! And Deadly Candy...right now, she's the last woman standing!!!

Tina: And that's just the way it's gonna be at the end of this match! Now pin Dark! She's out, Alyssa! PIN HER!!!!

VJ: Wait a minute! Deadly Candy now...pulling Dark towards the center of the ring...what's she thinking?

KT: Oh I know! She's not just gonna pin her...she's gonna finish her off with a BANG!!!!

VJ: Alyssa...oh man, she's going up!!! Ladies and gentlemen...Deadly Candy Alyssa Sanders is headed to the top...

KT: To the very top, Vinnie!

Tina: I dunno, I think maybe she oughta cover her!

VJ: Desires...she's been out of it since that Kammyplex...and now Alyssa is on top! These fans here in Hamilton are on their feet!

KT: This is it, Vince Johnson! Sabrina Wilson...THIS IS FOR YOU....WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!!!!!!

VJ: SHE MOVED!!!!!!!!!!

Tina: NO!!!

VJ: DESIRES MOVED!!! ALYSSA GOT NOTHING BUT CANVAS!!!! ALYSSA IS DOWN!!!! ALYSSA IS DOWN AND SHE IS HURT!!!

Tina: (bangs the desk) You little...DAMN IT ALYSSA!!!!

VJ: Desires has Alyssa now! What's this...OH!!! LE MAJISTRAL CRADLE ON ALYSSA!!! LE MAJISTRAL!!! THERE'S THE COUNT...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE GOT HER!!!!!!

Tina: (bangs the desk again) DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!

Announcer: "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders has been eliminated!!!!

Tina: DAMN IT ALYSSA!!!! I TOLD YOU, GO FOR THE PIN!!!! YOU HAD HER BEAT!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU PIN HER?!?!?!?

VJ: Alyssa is gone, and what about that, Tina?!?!? How about that for your Angelfire night...

Tina: (suddenly turns and slaps the HELL outta Vince Johnson!! She then begins pounding him in the head before being held back by nearby security guards) YOU PIECE OF SH*T!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU EVER TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, DAMN IT!!!! (tosses her headset and leaves)

KT: See what you did, Vince?!

VJ: (holding his head) Ladies and gentlemen..."Deadly Candy" has been eliminated, and Tina doesn't like that one bit! The acting CEO is absolutely pissed off...and I wouldn't wanna be Alyssa right now as those two head to the back!

KT: I dunno why she didn't go for the pin! She had Dark beat...

VJ: OH!! Pandora with a boot to the head of Dark! AND ANOTHER ONE sends Desires hard to the mat!!! Pandy's got the leg...

KT: She looks like she's having the time of her life in there, doesn't she, Johnson?

VJ: I wish I could say the same for Dark...OH!!!!!!!!!

KT: What in the blazes??!!?

VJ: Pandora...she was going for what looked like a spinning toe hold, but Dark using that right leg to send her crashing into the buckle! And watch KAMMY!!!!!! HARD boot to the midsection of Pandora!!! And another one!!! And another!!! Kammy now...with a handful of that wild hair...OH NO!!!!!!!!!

KT: Oh! Did you see that?

VJ: Kammy just shoved headfirst into Dark!!!! Dark went down like a ton of bricks, and watch Pandora...from behind...she's got Kammy...oh my...BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!!!!!!!!!! KAMMY'S HEAD HIT HARD OFF THE MAT!!! There's the cover...hook of the leg....SHE GOT HER!!!!!!!!

Announcer: Kammy has been eliminated!!!!

KT: Man!!!!

VJ: And just like that, Kammy's gone! Kammy has been eliminated, and ladies and gentlemen, we're down to the final two women in this match-up! We're down to Pandora and Dark! The Women's Title on the Line!!!! Will Pandora be able to retain, or will Desires be able to pull it out?! Will Desires be able to regain the Women's Title she's fought so hard to get back?!

KT: We're gonna find out right here, Johnson! Here we go!

VJ: Desires...still trying to get her wits about her after hitting heads with Kammy...watch Pandy! Pandy sneaking up from behind...Tobias looking on from the outside...OH!!! Double axehandle blow right between the shoulder blades!! Dark sent crashing right to the mat!! And PANDORA follows up with a hard kick between to the back!!! AND--GEEZ!! What a shot right to the abdomen!

KT: That won't do that diaphram any good, Veej!

VJ: Tell me about it! Pandora now...dragging Desires over towards the ropes! What's she...HEY WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!!! PANDORA!!! PANDORA CHOKING DESIRES OVER THAT BOTTOM ROPE!!!! USING THE ROPE TO STRANGLE OUT THE CHALLENGER!!! C'MON!!!!!!

KT: Will you calm down, Johnson?! You know the woman doesn't know any better!

VJ: THen she should be locked up in a home somewhere! You shouldn't be here!

KT: Oh is that your solution to everything?! A woman does something you don't like and you think we should throw em all in a home?!

VJ: That's not...

KT: My God, Vince Johnson! You're...sometimes...you're just so sexist it's unbelievable! No wonder you've never had a girlfriend!

VJ: I'm not sexist and I'm married, damn it!

KT: Yeah, tell your wife that.

VJ: (sighs) Pandora....ONCE AGAIN!!! CHOKING DESIRES OVER THAT BOTTOM ROPE!!! Referee Stephanie Jenkins trying to pull Pandora off of her...Pandora is nuts, Kevin! She is absolutely nuts...AND LOOK AT TOBIAS!!! BEHIND THE OFFICIAL'S BACK!!!! TOBIAS CHOKING DARK!!! TURN AROUND REF!!!

KT: What are you babbling about now?!?!

VJ: Tobias attacking Dark behinf the back of the official!

KT: I didn't see that! And you call Pandora crazy!

VJ: I'm sitting right here watching it on the monitor!

KT: Well clean your monitor then! Cuz I didn't see a thing!

VJ: Pandora now...she's got Dark by the hair...THERE'S AN ELBOW TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD!! And a rake across the back of Desires...DARK FIRES BACK WITH A CHOP!!!

KT: Huh?!?!

VJ: Desires...a chop to the chest of Pandora...AND ANOTHER ONE!!! Pandy responds with a right hand...DARK WITH ONE OF HER OWN!!! AND ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!!!! AND ANOTHER!!! DESIRES MOUNTING A COMEBACK!!! DESIRES...

KT: C'mon, Pandy! Fight her! Fight her! Oooh...

VJ: Right hand blocked by Dark...uh oh!!!! HALF NELSON SUPLEX!!!!!!!!!!!! Pandora dumped right on the back of her head, and that's all! New Champion! New Champion! 1...2...thr...HOW??!?! How the hell did Pandora kick outta that?!

KT: Because she's crazy, Vince! She's so whacked out, she can't even feel pain...either that or she LIKES pain!

VJ: Well after the way she just got folded up with that suplex, I've gotta agree with you there! And now look at Desires...bringing Pandora back to her feet...short jab catches her on the jaw! There's an Irish whip...wait...reversal by Pandora---OOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!! RIGHT INTO THE REFEREE!!!!!!!! Stephanie Jenkins...oh no! She went down...she went down hard, Kevin!

KT: Awww...that's too bad.

VJ: Darkest Desires just slung right into Stephanie Jenkins, who goes tumbling all the way out to the floor...watch Pandora from behind...backslide!!! Backslide attempt by Pandora...Dark trying to fight it!! Dark...WHOA!!! Beautiful move by the challenger!! She goes up and over Pandora...and watch Dark!! Dark off the rope--DAMN IT!!!!

KT: What?!

VJ: Tobias grabbed the ankle!!!! Desires was coming off the ropes and Tobias just tripped her up!!

KT: I'm sure that was more Desires' fault than anything. She always was a clumsy little witch--HEY!!!!!!!

VJ: OH!!!!!! Baseball slide to Tobias!!!!!!!!! Desires...she just caught Tobias with a baseball slide!!! A little bit of payback for her...hey! Watch Pandora! Pandora...she's got something in her right hand!

KT: She does?

VJ: Pandora...stalking Dark with whatever that is...DARK!!! Dark...look out---OH!!!!!!!!! DESIRES SAW IT COMING!!!!! Kick right to the top of the head sends Pandora right to her knees!!! And...OH!!

KT: Oh no!! Pandora! Pandora...

VJ: DARK COMBINATION!!!!!!!!!!! THERE IT IS!!!! SHE'S GOT THE TITLE WON!!! SHE'S GOT THE TITLE WON, DAMN IT!!! BUT WE DON'T HAVE A REFEREE!!!!

KT: Vince, why don't you get in there and count. I'm sure you could use the practice!

VJ: Desires...this match would be over...wait a damn minute! What is she doing back out here?!

KT: OH MY GOD!!! THE BOSS HAS RETURNED!!! TINA IS BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!

VJ: That no good bi...that...Tina on her way down here, and she's wearing that referee's shirt!!! Tina's wearing a referee's shirt...don't tell me she's gonna...

KT: Provide some Angelfire Justice?! no doubt! No doubt!

VJ: And look at Desires...she just spotted the "CEO" on her way down to ringside--SON OF A BITCH!! Tobias from behind!!! He just clobbered Desires with that forearm...AND LOOK AT DESIRES FIRE BACK!!!! Desires...SHE WON'T BACK DOWN!!!! She won't back down damn it!!!! Desires hammering away upon Tobias...

KT: This female on male abuse in today's society is getting way outta contro...

VJ: Wait a minute! Tina's got that crowbar---DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!! SHE JUST HIT DESIRES RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD, DAMN IT!!! RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!!! DESIRES IS DOWN...DESIRES...OH NO!!! PANDORA...DON'T TELL ME! NOT LIKE THIS...1-2-3!!!! DAMN IT!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!!

Announcer: Here is your winner, and STILL NFWA Women's Champion: Pandora!!!!!!!

VJ: Damn it!!!! PANDORA...DESIRES JUST GOT SCREWED, KEVIN!!!!

KT: Screwed?! That had to be the most heroic display in the history of our sport!!!!! Pandora against all odds, manages to escape from a mental ward...manages to find her way to Breakin' The Rulz, and RETAIN the NFWA Women's Championship against a 2 bit cheater named Darkest Desires! I love it! I really, really do!

VJ: Tina...not only did she hit her with a damn crowbar...but she fast-counted her as well! And look at Desires...she has not moved a muscle thanks to that overgrown WITCH!

KT: Hey! Remember what Tina said to you!

VJ: I don't give a damn what she said! This stinks! It absolutely stinks, Kevin???! (sighs) If this could happen to Darkest Desires...could this happen in the Main Event?! If Diamond is unable to show up...will Tina be able to referee a fair match??!?!

(Officials rush to the ring and attempt to revive Darkest Desires, as Tobias carries an exhausted Pandora back to the locker room in her arms. The cameras cut backstage, where we see T Money standing with Amy Dumas. He has the World Title belt draped over his shoulder)

AD: Well, folks, I'm back here at Breakin' The Rulz, and it's been quite a night from Hamilton. First off, I'm back here with T Money, the World Heavyweight Champion and I'm sure by now you've heard the rumors that someone...we're not certain who, but someone has made a deal with Angelfire? Someone has made a deal with Tina to double cross their partner in order to insure Angelfire walks out the winners of the match. Now T...right now, you're the new World Champion. Just defeating Lightning a little more than a week ago. We're still very early into your title reign and, quite frankly...

T Money: What chu trying to say, Amy?

AD: I'm saying with all the work you've put into getting that title...I mean...you've said this Title means more to you than anything...does it mean enough for you to double cross your partner, Psyko Stevo?

T Money: What?!

AD: Well...I'm just asking the question.

T Money: And it's the dumbest question I've ever heard! Me and Stevo been tight ever since day 1 when he stepped into this fed! I'm the man who showed him the ropes! I'm the man who introduced him to the NFWA, and together, we're Blood Hounds for life! There ain't no way I'd turn my back on that man, especially for a group of cowards that threw my ass off a roof not too long ago! You think I forgot about that sh*t?!

AD: Well...no...

T Money: Damn right, I ain't forgot! And as far as Tina goes...whether Diamond is here or if she's not don't matter to me...but that sh*t you just pulled out there with Desires...don't pull that sh*t with me, cuz if you screw me outta this title, I'm gonna be the last person your punk ass every screws! Like it, love it, and dig it, SUCKA!!!!!!!

AD: Well...strong words from T Money as...

(Suddenly, Freak enters the picture. He's wearing a "RIOT MAKERZ" T-shirt as he approaches the 2)

Freak: Excuse me, Amy. T, I just got a message from Stevo. He said to meet him in the parking lot real quick.

T Money: (confused) The parking lot?

Freak: (nods "yes")

T Money: What the f*ck he wanna meet in the parking lot for?

Freak: I dunno. You know how that guy is. He just said meet him out there ASAP.

T Money: Aight, aight! Oh...by the way! (points at Freak's "Riot Makerz" shirt) Wrong f*ckin shirt, bitch!

VJ: Oh wait a minute--T MONEY!!!!!!!

KT: What in the blazes?!?!?

VJ: T Money...he just clocked Freak in the head with the World Title belt!!! Freak is down!!! Freak...oh my goodness!!!

KT: What kinda Champion is that, Vince?!?!? Who the heck does he think he is?!?!

VJ: Well fans...up next, it's father and son. It's Scarlet KV and Golden on the same team to take on none other than Outlaw and Venom, the Sycotics. There's been quite a rivalry building up between these teams in recent months. Let's show you how it all came about!

(HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHLIGHT VIDEO!!!!!!! "It's going down" by the X-Ecutioners feat. Mike Shinoda and Mr. Hahn of Linkin Park plays in the background as we take you back to a January episode of FNS, where Scarlet KV and Black Blood attack Venom and Hell Lord Reaver, using a steel chair to injure Venom's legs. A few weeks later, Venom and Reaver turn Scarlet KV in to the police for the murder of a security guard over a year ago, sending him to prison until he is broken out by his son Golden, and returns at Game Time 2002 for revenge. Weeks later, Venom and new partner Outlaw attack Scarlet KV, lock him in a room and light it on fire. When the doors open, no one is to be found. The next week, KV returns for revenge alongside son Golden, attacking the Sycotics in the locker room. When the video ends, we cut out to the parking lot, where we see T Money walking out with his title belts)

T Money: STEVO!!!!! (walks further out into the lot) STEVO!!!!!!!!

VJ: Well folks, there you see T Money...looking for his tag team partner, Psyko Stev...

KT and VJ: WHAT THE HELL!??!!?

VJ: T Money...

KT: What's going on out there...

VJ; OH WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!! SEWASIDE!!!! JUST JUMPED FROM OUT OF THE BACK OF THAT VAN AND HIT T MONEY WITH...WITH A WRENCH!!!!!

KT: And it serves him right, Vince Johnson! It's payback time! It's payback time right now!

VJ: Oh wait a damn minute! Sewaside...T Money is down in the parking lot! He doesn't even know who or what hit him, and Sewaside's got him by the hair! He's...no! Don't tell me he's gonna---NO!!!! NO!!!! SEWASIDE!!!! SEWASIDE HITTING T MONEY IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THAT WRENCH!!! THAT HUGE TRUCK WRENCH...DAMN IT, HE'S GONNA KILL HIM!!! SEWASIDE IS GONNA KILL T MONEY!!!

Official: (bursting into the parking lot) [Sewaside, stop it!] [C'mon, man!!!] [Leave him alone]

Sewaside: (grabs T Money's head) Don't think I'm through with your bitch ass yet!!! (slams his head into the asphalt and runs)

VJ: Oh my God...T Money...the World Champion is down...and we need some help in the parking lot!

Scarlet KV and Golden Vs The Sycotics

(The arena lights dim and "In The End" by Linkin Park plays over the PA system. Blue and red spotlights shine on the entrance and the crowd gives a mixed reaction as Venom and Outlaw walk out from the locker room, followed by Tammy. The 3 of them pose for the crowd before starting down the aisle and heading towards ringside. When they reach the ring, Outlaw and Venom help Tammy into the ring before following behind her. The crowd boos in the background as the lights return to normal, the music dies down and "Dragula" hits the PA system. The crowd pops in the background as bright red light shines over the entrance, the arena lights dim and the crowd cheers wildly as Scarlet KV walks out into the aisle, followed by Golden.The two look at one another, KV nods his head and together the two men head down the aisle towards the ring. They slide under the bottom rope and glare across the ring at Venom and Outlaw as the crowd takes pictures in the background. The lights return to normal, the music dies down and Scarlet KV climbs to the ring apron as referee Alan Cooper calls for the bell)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

VJ: Well, folks, there's the bell and this match is now underway!!!! Scarlet KV and Golden...father and son...taking on the Sycotics along with Tammy. This, fans, should be 1 helluva match!!!

KT: Yes...who would've thought a brute like KV could actually father a child? How old is he, anyway?

VJ: Well...why don't you go ask him?

KT: Because I'm smart enough to realize what and what not to do! Unlike you, who comes out here and commits career suicide at least once and twice per show!

VJ: Well maybe I'm entitled to speak my mind!

KT: What you're entitled to do is to call the match!!! Do it before I call Tina out here!

VJ: Fans...we're being told Darkest Desires is in the back looking for Tina. We'll keep you updated on that situation as it unfolds! Meanwhile...it looks like it's gonna be Golden and Outlaw starting it off! Golden...the son of Scarlet KV...

KT: He's also unemployed. He needs to be thanking his lucky stars that Tina has allowed him this type of exposure!

VJ: THERE'S THE LOCKUP IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! Outlaw and Golden...KV and Venom both looking on from the ring apron! Now we get a chance to see just what Scarlet KV can do...wait a minute! Outlaw starting to use the strength advantage on Golden---OH MY!!!!!!!! Back heel trip by Golden sends Outlaw down to the mat!!! Outlaw...look at the look on his face, Kevin! He can't believe it!

KT: It's rookie luck! That's all! Don't let it phase you, Outlaw! Get in the game!

VJ: Outlaw back to his feet...he's apparently gonna try to shrug it off as if it was nothing.

KT: Which it was, Johnson. I mean...leg sweeps don't win matches! Pins and submissions do! When he pins or makes Venom or Outlaw submit, then he's done something!

VJ: Look at this!! There's another lockup now...Outlaw--WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: Oh man! Did you see that?!

VJ: The power of Outlaw!!! He just shoved Golden clear from here to Nebraska...and this crowd doesn't seem to like that one bit!

KT: "From here to Nebraska?"

VJ: What about it?

KT: Do I need to buy you a geography book for your Birthday! We're not in Nebraska! We're nowhere near Nebraska! We're in your pathetic country called Canada, or did you forget?!

VJ: It was a figure of speech!

KT: Then your figure needs Hooked On Phonics cuz it's not making sense to me...

VJ; WILL YOU SHUT UP AND CALL THE MATCH?!?!?!

KT: Easy big fella. Easy!

VJ: (rolls eyes) Golden getting some advice from his father and now it looks like he's ready to go! Once again...Golden and Outlaw squaring off in the center of the ring...and look at Outlaw! Outlaw appearing rather cocky in there.

KT: As he should be. Golden's a rookie. He's not in his---OH!!!!!!!

VJ: GOOD GOD, WHAT A KICK!!!!!!!!! ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY GOLDEN JUST TOOK OUTLAW'S HEAD OFF!!!!! OUTLAW IS DOWN!!!! Outlaw is seeing stars and watch Venom! Venom into the ring...Golden ducks the clothesline---LEG SWEEP, DOWN GOES VENOM!!! Golden back to his feet...CORKSCREW LEG DROP ON THE BIG MAN!!!!! Venom is down!!! Outlaw starting to come to, and watch Golden! Golden a house of fire! Golden hitting off the ropes...

KT: Outlaw...GET THE HOSE...NO!!!!!!!

VJ: LOU THESZ PRESS BY GOLDEN!!! THE SON OF KV IS ON FIRE!! FIST AND FIRE!! RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF OUTLAW AND THIS CROWD IS ON ITS FEET!!! THEY CANNOT BELIEVE...HELL! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!

KT: Golden is crazy!!!

VJ: Wait a minute, now! Golden...he just went over to the corner and extended the hand to his father! It appears big daddy's gonna get him some...no! Wait a minute...

KT: What the...KV saying no!

VJ: KV...telling his son to get back in there! Get in there and fight...oh wait a minute!

KT: Watch Outlaw...

VJ: OH!!!!!!!!! Golden just mowed right down with a big clothesline by Outlaw...and appearently...the tide has changed!!!

KT: (breathing heavily) Whew! Good work, Outlaw! Don't let yourself get shown up by this little...little...gibblet! Shut up, Johnson!

VJ: I didn't say...

KT: You said it with your eyes! Shut up!

VJ: Geez! Outlaw dragging Golden across the ring now! Over into the Sycotic corner...and uh oh! There's the tag to Venom! There's the tag to big nasty!

KT: What is with you in this match, Vince? "Big daddy?" "Big nasty?" You haven't been smoking that "big crackpipe" again, have you?

VJ: I thought Angelfire was against the mentioning of drugs on our broadcasts? The tag has been made to Venom now...and it looks like...it looks like, yes! The big man is going up top! Golden...trying to pull himself back to his feet. What are we gonna see here?

KT: I dunno. Something tells me it's nothing good for Golden--

VJ; OH NO!!!!!!!!!!! HIGH FLYING CLOTHESLINE BY VENOM!!!!! Just decapitating Golden! Absolutely decapitating him! There's the cover...hook of the leg...2, he got-NO! Golden barely able to shoot that arm off the canvas before the count of three! And Venom now...what's he doing?

KT: (chuckles) This is where the benefit of being a true tag team is gonna come into play, Veej!

VJ: Venom dragging Golden back into the corner now...and look at that!!! Using that big boot right across the throat of Golden! Choking the life out of him, and there's a quick tag to Outlaw!!! Outlaw headed into the ring now...what are we gonna see here?

KT: It's tag team wrestling at it's best, VJ! Here we go--

VJ: OH!!!!!!!!!! HE JUST DROVE THAT KNEE RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF GOLDEN!!

KT: (laughing) He broke his nose!

VJ: That's not funny!!! Golden is hurt! Golden is hurt, and now Outlaw's got his legs!! Outlaw...what the hell is he--OH MY!!! OH MY...POWERBOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN HE KILLED HIM!!!!!! POWERBOMB, THAT DID IT!!!!! THIS ONE'S ALL!!!! THE REFEREE WITH THE COUNT...2...3!!!!! NO!!!!!! Once again Golden able to kick out! How does he do it, Kevin?!

KT: Geez! Remind me to buy you a physics book as well!

VJ: Outlaw...yanking Golden out of the buckle with that tremendous powerbomb!! Dumping the man on the back of his head! Just going to show you the power of these Sycotics, and look at KV! KV...with a smile on his face! His own son is getting his ass handed to him in the ring, and the sick son of a bitch is smiling??!?!

KT: Ya know why he's smiling, Vince? He's happy that's not him in there getting tossed around! And that's the truth!

VJ: Oh what a night it has been folks! Outlaw bringing Golden back to his feet...oh wait! Golden...he's still got some fight left in him! Golden...hammering away with short jabs to the abs of Outlaw!!

KT: Stay on his, Outie! Stay on him!

VJ: Outie?! Golden back to his feet now...right hand catches him right on the jaw! And another!

KT: How is he even walking after that damn powerbomb!

VJ: God only knows! Golden off the rope--TAMMY!!! TAMMY CAUGHT HIS ANKLE FROM THE OUTSIDE!!!

KT: She did?

VJ: Hell yeah she did! That disgusting little witch...AND GOLDEN'S GOT HER BY THE HAIR!!!! GOLDEN'S GOT TAMMY BY THE HAIR!!!!! AND LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!!

KT: Unhand her, you fiend!! Outlaw!! KV!!! Discipling your son...

VJ: OH WAIT A MINUTE!!!! VENOM'S GOT GOLDEN BY THE THROAT!!! GOLDEN WAS TRYING TO PULL TAMMY INTO THE RING...

KT: I would not wanna be him right now...

VJ; WAIT A MINUTE!!! WAIT A...

KT: HOLY SH*T!!! (drops headset and runs)

VJ: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The crowd erupts in the background, as chants of "Holy sh*t, holy sh*t" echo across the arena. Tammy smiles and high fives Venom, while SKV looks on with a smile)

VJ: CHOKESLAM!!!! BY GOD, A CHOKESLAM!!! OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! OVER THE DAMN TOP ROPE RIGHT THROUGH OUR TABLE, DAMN IT!!!!! NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I SEEN SUCH A...DAMN IT!!! GOLDEN MAY HAVE BEEN KILLED!!!!! AND SCARLET KV!! THE SON OF A BITCH IS STILL LAUGHING!!! WHAT KINDA MAN IS HE, DAMN IT???!?! WHAT KINDA MAN LAUGHS AT HIS OWN SON'S MISERY?!??!

KT: (picks up his headset) Am I on?

VJ: Yes you're on, but Golden just got his lights turned off! And Scarlet KV not doing a thing to help him!! Scarlet KV basically throwing his son to the wolves!

KT: I'd throw him to the wolves too! That's all the punk is good for anyway...dog food! (to Golden) hear that, you shmuck?!?! (kicks him) GET AWAY FROM ME!

VJ: STOP IT!!!! The action here has ceased, as officials rush to the ringside area to help this...poor young man! Meanwhile, look in the ring! Outlaw...Outlaw in the ring saying "C'mon, KV! It's your turn now!! C'mon!"

KT: KV isn't that stupid, Vince! Look at him...he's not getting in there! Not with those tw..

VJ: GOOD GOD!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!! Venom...picking Golden up by the hair!!! He's hurt, damn it!! He's hurt! No...GOLDEN HARD INTO THE STEEL STAIRS!!!!!

KT: Whoo-wheee! When they get done with him, they're gonna hafta change his name from Golden to Blood Red! Cuz that's what he is now, Blood Red!

VJ: Golden bleeding from the nose and the back of the head...as Venom tosses him back into the ring!!! Venom...c'mon, ref! You may hafta stop this thing!

KT: No, no! Let it go! He's still got some fight left in him...see?

VJ: Golden...my God! The man clutching his side...trying to get back to his feet---DAMN IT, OUTLAW LEAVE HIM ALONE!!! Outlaw...Outlaw pulling Golden back to his feet...

KT: Well...I guess this is all!

VJ: Outlaw...look at him! Toying with Golden! Smacking him around...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!! OUTLAWED!!!!!!!!!!!! GOLDEN HAS JUST BEEN OUTLAWED!!!!!!

KT: The final nail in the coffin!

VJ: Mercifully...this one is over! Golden with the cover...1...2...NO!!!!!!!!!! HE KICKED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!?!?!?

VJ: THE SON OF A BITCH KICKED OUT AFTER OUTLAW'S FINISHING MOVE!!!!!!!! DAMN IT, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!

KT: Alright, Vince! Something is wrong here! Something is very wrong!

VJ: After the beating that Golden's taken...oh! Venom just said "Give him to me! I want a piece of him!"

KT: Yes, yes! Leave it to the big nasty to finish him off!

VJ: There's the tag to Venom now! Golden in a bloody mess, and the son of a gun is trying to get back to his feet! How in the hell--OH!!!!!!!!! BIG BOOT MOWS HIM RIGHT DOWN!!!

Venom: Look at your boy now, KV!

VJ: Aww...that is sick!! That is just sick!

KT: And look at KV! "Hi son!"

VJ: I dunno who's sicker! The Sycotics for dishing out the punishment, Golden for taking it, or KV for sitting back laughing at the whole thing! And Golden's getting up again!!! Golden...you've gotta hand it to him! He's got heart! He's got a big gold heart...AND VENOM HAS HIM BY THE THROAT!!!

KT: Yeah, Vince! He's got a big heart, but no brains to match! And he's about to get em knocked right out of him by Venom!

VJ: The Blood Vain! Coming up! The Blood---OOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!

KT: CHEATER!!!

VJ: LOW BLOW, BY GOLDEN!!!! VENOM GOES DOWN LIKE A BIG REDWOOD...NO PUN INTENDED!

KT: Really, Veej! That's just nasty!

VJ: This crowd making some noise! And now is the time!!! Golden...let's see if he can make a tag now, Kevin! Will KV allow himself to be tagged into the match!

KT: It sure doesn't look like it!

VJ: Golden crawling over to his corner...KV looking at him with that sick, twisted smile! Will he make the tag! Will he...

KT: KV not extending the hand!

VJ: OUTLAW!!!! OUTLAW FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING--HE JUST NAILED KV WITH A RIGHT HAND!!!!! KV...out on the apron...uh oh!

KT: Um...I think he's hot now, Vin! I think he's hot...

VJ: KV JUST EXTENDED THE HAND TO GOLDEN!! KV EXTENDING THE HAND!! KV!!! KV!!! THERE'S THE TAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: DAMN!!!!!!!

VJ: THIS BUILDING HAS JUST EXPLODED!!!! KV IS IN THE RING!!! SCARLET KV IS IN THE RING...AND IN COMES OUTLAW, THE HARD WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUTLAW...YANKED FROM THE RING APRON---AND KV FLOORS HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND!!!! AND ANOTHER ONE SENDS HIM TO THE MAT!!! KV off the rope...Outlaw back to his feet...KV ducks the clothesline...off the other side...KV slides through the legs...

KT: What in the world?!

VJ: Oh...Outlaw caught the boot...ENZUIGURI TAKES HIM UP AND OVER!!!!!!!!! OUTLAW HAS BEEN KNOCKED FOR A LOOP...AND WATCH VENOM FROM BEHIND WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!! Venom now...hammering away upon the Psycho of Madness!

KT: Now see, this is where his selfishness comes to haunt him, cuz now he doesn't have a partner to tag!!!

VJ: You may be right! Golden out of it on the ring apron...and watch Venom!!! Venom's got KV now! Venom looking for the Blood Vain on Scarlet KV..HE'S GOT HIM UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: HERE IT IS, VINCE!!!! HERE IT IS...WAIT A MINUTE...

VJ: OH MY!!!! KV COUNTERS THE CHOKESLAM...INTO A CROSS ARMBREAKER!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT THE HECK?!?!?

VJ: CROSS ARMBREAKER ON VENOM!!!!!!!!! KV'S GOT IT LOCKED IN!!! VENOM'S WRITHING IN PAIN...OH!!!! Outlaw with a boot to the head and the hold is broken!

KT: (scoffs) Yeah. KV trying to make lighting strike twice by having Venom tap twice in one week! Very rarely does a man of my intellect use broken english, but that ain't gonna happen!!

VJ: Referee Cooper admonishing Outlaw about the interference...what in the world?!

KT: What the...Golden just tagged KV!! Golden just tagged himself in! What's he doing?!

VJ: Golden...after the beating he's taken already in this match...don't tell me he wants more!!! Golden...Golden headed up top!!!

KT: HE'S CRAZY!!!

VJ: Golden headed to the top rope...Venom now...trying to get back to his feet...

KT: YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME--

VJ: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!! ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM THE TOP!!!!!!!!!!! VENOM CAUGHT RIGHT IN THE TEMPLE!!!! HE'S OUT, KEVIN!!! HE'S GOTTA BE!!!! There's the cover...

KT: NO WAY!!! NO WAY!!

VJ: 1....2.....3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!! ***Cue "Dragula"

Announcer: Here are your winners, the team of Scarlet KV and Golden!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: UN...BE...LIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: Unbelievable is right! Where the hell did that come from??!!?!?!

VJ: Golden came off the top with that spinning kick...he damn near took Venom's head off, and despite all that punishment he took throughout the match! Despite his father not tagging in until the very in, Golden has pulled this thing out, and damn it, Kevin you've gotta give him credit!

KT: Well...yes, I could give him credit...or I could just scold the other two morons!!! How the hell did they lose the match?! They had it in the palm of their hands?!

VJ: What a display by Golden! Like him or not...he showed a tremendous amount of guts! Give him credit, Kevin!

KT: NO!

VJ: (sighs) Well...ladies and gentlemen, earlier on saw T Money assaulted out in the parking lot by Sewaside...he was hit several times with that truck wrench...he was busted wide open! Fans...backstage, for an update on the condition of the World Champion is none other than Amy Dumas! AMY?!

(The camera cuts backstage, where we see Amy Dumas standing outside of the medical room)

AD: Um...yes, I'm here Vince. Just a quick update on the condition of T Money, he is bleeding badly after the attack by Sewaside. He's a little...well, he's VERY shaken up as a result of the attack. Doctors are doing everything in their power to stop the bleeding, with little success. They're telling T that he SHOULDN'T go out there and wrestle...but T's refusing to listen. He says that he will go out there tonight and compete in the 3 way match...whether anybody likes it or not.

VJ: Well...that's good news, I guess. Amy, than...

AD: Wait a minute! STEVO!!! Stevo!

(Amy runs out of the picture. The camera follows her across the room, where we see Psyko Stevo walking through the hallways with a duffel bag. He's badly burned)

AD: STEVO!!! STEVO...

Stevo: SILENCE!!!!! THE ONE YOU CALL STEVO NO LONGER EXISTS!!! ONLY III REMAIN!!!

AD: Um...sure. But Stevo...before T Money was attacked, Freak told him that you wanted to meet him in the parking lot. Now...it may be just a coincidence, but with the rumors running rampant that SOMEBODY tonight is gonna double cross their partner for Angelfire, I hafta ask you...were you in on the attack?

Stevo: Fool. One with power as great as I wouldn't need to stoop to such depths. I am far more clever...far more devious than anyone in the NFWA can even PHATHOM!!!!!!!!! (walks away)

AD: Stevo! Stevo, come back!! Stevo!! (chases after him)

KT: What in the world was that all about?

VJ: With that guy, you never know.

(The camera cuts back to the Angelfire VIP room, where we see Tina with Sewaside. She has a big smile on her face as she paces back and forth)

Tina: Sewaside...damn it! Sewaside I'm so happy...I COULD KISS YOU!!!!!!!! I mean...you...you...you kicked T Money's ass!!! All by yourself! You did that!!! You did it...GOD!!! I can't even put into words how happy I am with you, Sewaside! And finally, tonight...you get to take out that asshole Johnny Havok once and for all!! You get to put him out of the NFWA once and for all!

Sewaside: Damn right.

Tina: Yes! I want you to hurt him! I want you to make him suffer! For every bit of stress he's caused me, Sewaside! For everything he's done! From giving me the Equalizer at Game Time! For attacking Angelfire on Gear! I want him hurt...I want him destroyed...I want his career...ENDED!!!! Can you do that for me?

Sewaside: For you...(winks at her) anything!

(Sewaside turns and walks out of the door. Tina has a sick smile on her face as the cameras cut out to ringside for the next match)

Falls Count Anywhere Match: Johnny Havok vs. Sewaside

(At ringside, the cameras focus on the timekeepers table, where we see Joanie talking to one of the ring announcers. She then turns and talks back to the locker room)

KT: Vince...Vince, what is she doing out here?

VJ: We just saw Joanie talking to the timekeeper. As you may or may not know, earlier this week, Joanie convinced Panther to give her his share of the decision-making power in the NFWA...and the first thing she did upon returning was re-sign the former 2 time World Heavyweight Champion Rage!

KT: She's been causing trouble all week! So what's she up to now?!

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen...I have just been informed by Joanie that the following contest is scheduled for one fall...and will contain NO INTERFERENCE!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!?!

Announcer: If any member of Angelfire comes within 50 feet of the ring...he or she will be FIRED immediately!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***Crowd pops

KT: THAT IS CRAP, VEEJ!! THAT IS CRAP, AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!

VJ: Right now, we'd like to take you back two weeks ago on Friday Night Slam. It was on this night that Sewaside and Kid Money embarrassed Johnny Havok to the extreme. Let's take a look.

***A video package is shown involving Johnny Havok being humiliated by Kid Money on FNS 3/15/02.***

Sewaside: (grabs Havok by the hair) You wanna f*ck with Angelfire, big shot? You wanna f*ck with us! I'm gonna show you what happens to people who f*ck with us! Get his legs, Kid!

VJ: Hey wait a minute...what the hell are they doing?!

KT: I think...oh my God, Vince, don't tell me! Are they gonna do...

VJ: Now c'mon!!!! Kid Money and Sewaside...c'mon, NO!!! No---****FLUSH**** OH MY GOD!!!!! THEY'RE GIVING JOHNNY HAVOK...

KT: IT'S A SWIRLY!!!! IT'S AN OLD FASHIONED SWIRLY VJ!!!!!

VJ: THIS IS DISGUSTING! THIS IS....****FLUSH****** DAMN IT!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!! Tina and Angelfire...finally we've got officials back there to stop this! Johnny Havok...just absolutely disrespected by Sewaside and Kid Money! Disrespected by the Terror Squad! By Angelfire...son of a...DAMN IT!

***The video package ends and goes back to Vince Johnson and Kevin Taylor at ringside.***

KT: AHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That was great Vince! C'mon laugh a little!!! Lighten up!!

VJ: That's no way to treat a human being Kevin... just absolutely dispicable! Flat out rude and ignorant... I'll tell you what!

KT: AHHHHHH HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

VJ: Will you stop... In any event, we're ready to go here.. Johnny Havok and Sewaside... FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE! This should be a dandy!

(The arena turns pitch black and the crowd begins to roar in anticipation........... *OOOH-WAAAA-HA-HA-HA!*... "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed blasts over the PA and the crowd explodes. Johnny Havok appears at the top of the ramp and he is interacting with the crowd a great deal. He slaps a few hands and the crowd begins chanting... "Havok! Havok! Havok!". As he gets in the ring, the lights come back on 2 bluish white spotlights hit the top of the ramp. Suddenly, "The Takeover" by Jay-Z blasts over the PA and Sewaside appears to a chorus of boos. As he is making his way down the ramp a fan throws their drink on him and he goes after the fan. Johnny Havok races out of the ring and..............)

VJ: GOOD GOD! This match is underwat before Sewaside even hits the ring.

Ding Ding Ding!!!

KT: What a cheater... what a cheater! Damnit is Johnny Havok a cheater! Damnit!

VJ: Stop your crying... Havok has Sewaside by the hair and... DAMNIT! Did you see Sewaside's head bounce of the steel baracade? My goodness this is going to get ugly!

KT: But don't worry Veej... after Sewaside kicks Havok's butt right now... the WORLD CLASS SUPERSTARS are going to destroy all those old timers!

VJ: Where did that come from?

KT: Uhhhhhh...

VJ: And now Havok throws Sewaside into the ring. Havok going to the top rope and ELBOW DROP! This could be it! A cover... 1.... 2..! Only a two count! MY GOD was that close! Heck, this match could be over in a minute... who knows?

KT: Are you some type of idiot? I mean seriously... there is a member of Angelfire in this match... do you think they would EVEN lose? HA! Let alone lose under a minute? You're an idiot... plain and simple.

VJ: Hmph! Havok has him back up and he whips him... NO! Reversal... Sewaside sends Havok into the corner and now Sewaside follows.. Havok moves out of the way... Clothesline! Sewaside is down! Havok's got him back up.... NECKBREAKER!

KT: Get up...

VJ: Johnny Havok really has Sewaside's number to start this match I'll tell you what. So far, Sewaside hasn't had a chance! Havok has him back up... Punches to the face and chest... and now Havok is whipping Sewaside into the ropes... CRUCIFIX! CRUCIFIX! THE ROLLUP... ONE.... TWO.... TH--! NO! NO! HE DIDN'T GET IT!

KT: C'mon get up....

VJ: My God... Havok is just annhilating Sewaside right now... what the? Havok just tossed Sewaside to the outside and Havok's on the ring apron! DOUBLE AXE HANDLE SMASH!

KT: DAMNIT! Get.. UP!.....

VJ: Havok backs up a few steps... and MY GOODNESS! He just put a knee right to the face of Sewaside and I'll tell you what Sewaside looks...............

KT: GET UP YOU SON OF A BITCH!

VJ: Um... Kevin... isn't Sewaside in Angelfire?

KT: Fuck off... I'm pissed!

VJ: Some morals!

KT: Shut up and leave me alone... this is a troubling time!

VJ: Oh GOD! What is Havok doing? He... he's going back to the ring apron and what the heck? He's going to that middle rope...

KT: WATCH OUT SEWY!!!!

VJ: GOOD G-... HE MISSED! HE MISSED! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Sewaside moved out of the way and Johnny Havok went right into those steel steps. Did you hear when he hit those steps Kevin? That was disgusting!

KT: Yes I heard... I'm sitting right beside you aren't I dummy?

VJ: And now both men are down.. but it looks like.... it looks like Havok is getting up faster! Oh WHAT A MATCH! AND NOW... Sewaside is coming to... he's on his knees... there's a punch to the midsection of Havok.... and another... Sewaside is fighting back! MY GOODNESS KEVIN! Sewaside has fight left in him....

KT: OH!!!!!!!! OH!!!!!!! OF COURSE HE DOES!!! HE'S A MEMBER OF ANGELFIRE!!!!!

VJ: Yeah... right. SEWASIDE WITH A DDT on the floor! He rolls over.. the cover on Havok... ONE, TWO, TH-- NO... NOT THIS TIME! Havok hasn't had that much taken out of him yet... SEWASIDE is back on his feet.

KT: Let's go.... SEWY!

VJ: Sewaside with a kick right to the jaw of Havok and he's got him... GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! DID YOU HEAR HAVOK HIT THOSE STEPS? THAT WAS SICK!!! Sewaside just whipped Johnny Havok into those steel BY GOD steps!!!!!! MY GOD!!!! Sewaside has him back up.... he tosses Havok in the ring.

KT: OH BABY! This is getting good!

VJ: Sewaside follows him and he kicks Havok in the head.. WAIT! What the hell is this? Sewaside.. he's.... he's going back outside.... in fact, he's right near us Kevin...

KT: I'm getting the heck out of here!

VJ: Sewaside is getting a Steel Chair.... and he throws it in the ring..... NOW WHAT THE HECK!? SEWASIDE HAS THE RING BELL! GOOD LORD! Sewaside gets back in the ring..... SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY! HE JUST CLOCKED..... HE JUST CLOCKED HAVOK IN THE HEAD WITH THAT DAMN RING BELL!

KT: It's legal!

VJ: I know it's legal.. shut up! MY GOODNESS!! Sewaside threw that ring bell to the outside...... but now he has... HE HAS THE STEEL CHAIR..... AND NO! WHY? This is BRUTAL!

KT: HIT HIM! HIT HIM! HIT HIM!

VJ: Sewaside eyeing Johnny Havok up......... HAVOK DUCKS! HAVOK DUCKS and.... JOHNNY HAVOK TAKES SEWASIDE'S LEGS OUT.... SEWASIDE'S FACE JUST MET THAT STEEL CHAIR!

KT: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: Both men are down.. and this is crazy! This is flat out insane! NEITHER MAN IS MOVING! FOR THE SAKE OF THESE COMPETITOR'S CALL FOR THE BELL!

KT: NO!!!....... Sewaside has to give us... I mean Angelfire a victory here tonight!

VJ: Well neither man is moving and who knows if they can continue? I mean... this is a Falls Count Anywhere Match, but let's be honest.... these two probably don't even know where they're at!

KT: How do you know what they're thinking VEEJ? HUH? HOW THE HECK DO YOU KNOW?

VJ: Well..... I DON'T KNOW... DAMNIT! But... I've been watching this damn match and these two are exhausted and well.... hurt!

KT: Stop the crying Vince... STOP IT NOW!

VJ: WHAT THE HECK!? SEWASIDE IS MOVING.... he is.... HE'S MOVING DAMNIT! SEWASIDE IS MOVING! He is hunched over on his knees..... but he is MOVING!

KT: I GOT IT!

VJ: What?

KT: I know what Havok needs..... A SWIRLY!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA! That'll wake his butt up! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

VJ: You're sick Kevin.... you are disgusting.... being around you makes me.... well nevermind... but JOHNNY HAVOK DOESN'T NEED A SWIRLY YOU SICKO!!!!

KT: Yes he does...

VJ: I don't think... Sewaside is back on his feet folks.... and he is eyeing up Havok! WAIT.. Havok is moving... I THINK.... SEWASIDE INTO THE ROPES..... OH MY GOD!!!! JOHNNY HAVOK JUST PULLED DOWN THE TOP ROPE!! ....... SEWASIDE GOES CRASHING TO THE FLOOR!! NOW............. OH MY!!!!

KT: DAMNIT! DAMNIT! Get up SEWASIDE... NOW!

VJ: Havok to the outside now with that Steel Chair and SWEET LORD! ***THWACK!*** MY GOOD GOD! ***THWACK!***........ JOHNNY HAVOK WITH 2 SICKENING CHAIR SHOTS TO THE HEAD OF SEWASIDE!

KT: Oh.... NO! C'MON SEWASIDE!!!!! DO IT FOR US!!!!!!!!

VJ: And now Havok... he's kicking Sewaside up the ramp...

KT: That's no way to treat another human being... he's kicking him like a dog!

VJ: Damnit... he deserves it! What a creep..... anyone who's in Angelfire is a creep! DAMNIT! DAMNIT! I HATE ANGELFIRE!

KT: You'll pay for that comment Veej! That's a darn promise!

VJ: I DON'T CARE!... HAVOK has Sewaside up and he is running him up the ramp! OH MY!!!! Did you hear SEWASIDE'S HEAD HIT OFF the steel that makes up the Breakin' the Rulz set? My God... SEWASIDE is WOBBLING!

KT: GOD DAMNIT!

VJ: How is it that you can say that? Doesn't Angelfire forbid? AND NOW.... SEWASIDE is so close to the edge it's disgusting... he could fall off that stage at anytime! HERE COMES HAVOK!

KT: I've got to cover my ey...

VJ: SWEET JESUS! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN ALMIGHTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEWASIDE COUNTERED AND BACK BODY DROPPED JOHNNY HAVOK OFF THE STAGE!

KT: WHAT? YES!!!! YES!!!

VJ: HOW IN THE HELL? Sewaside.... he somehow saw Havok and countered.... and look at that! MY GOD!!! HAVOK WENT THROUGH THAT TABLE DOWN ON THE FLOOR!!! He is laying lifeless..... WAIT!! SEWASIDE JUST FELL DOWN!

KT: He what? GET THE HELL UP!!!!! DAMNIT SEWASIDE.... NOW! PIN HIS BITCH ASS!

VJ: SEWASIDE IS EXHAUSTED.... he can't move... JOHNNY HAVOK JUST GOT BACK BODY DROPPED THROUGH A GODDAMNED TABLE FROM ABOUT 12 FEET IN THE AIR! These men ARE NOT moving... call for the bell DAMNIT!!!! NOW!

KT: All right this is really making me mad! SEWASIDE WOULD YOU PLEASE... PLEASE... PLEASE... TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THESE SITUATIONS?

VJ: HE CAN'T KEVIN! HE IS LAYING ON THE STAGE BECAUSE HE IS SO TIRED! OH MY GOD!!!! HE IS MOVING!!!! I cannot believe this!..... SEWASIDE IS MOVING!

KT: YES!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!! BUT.... HAVOK ISN'T!

VJ: I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES KEVIN! Sewaside.... he's.... he is.... HE IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET! HE IS WOBBLING, but DAMNIT HE IS UP! AS MUCH AS I HATE ANGELFIRE.... this kid is showing HEART!

KT: You'll pay for that ignorant comment as well!

VJ: And now... SEWASIDE.. he's looking around Kevin.... and he spot JOHNNY HAVOK.. WAIT... WHAT THE? WHAT THE HELL? SEWASIDE IS RUNNING TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STAGE!

KT: ALL RIGHT SEWASIDE..... TODAY!!!!! TAKE ADVANTAGE YOU DUMMY!

VJ: DON'T TELL ME..... NO! NO!..... GOOD GOD!!!! HAVOK LOOK OUT! SEWASIDE SPRINTING BACK TO THE OTHER SIDE AND HE JUMPS OFF.....

KT: Oh... My....

VJ: MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!! SEWASIDE JUST GOT BLASTED WITH A CHAIR BY JOHNNY HAVOK!!!! HOW IN THE HELL!?

KT: DAMNIT.... you better not lose you son of a bitch!

VJ: HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? I DO NOT BELIEVE IT! JOHNNY HAVOK WAS SENT THROUGH A TABLE FROM 12 FEET IN THE AIR and SOMEHOW HE WAS ABLE TO CATCH...... DAMNIT.....

KT: MOTHER.... BITCH!

VJ: SOMEHOW.... By and ACT OF GOD..... HE WAS ABLE TO CATCH SEWASIDE IN MID AIR WITH THAT CHAIR!

KT: YOU KNOW WHAT... FUCK! I don't care... FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

VJ: DEAR GOD!! HAVOK picks SEWASIDE UP and... EQUALIZER!!!! EQUALIZER ON THAT CHAIR!!!! HERE IS THE COVER..... ONE, TWO, THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!

Announcer: Here is your winner....... JOHNNY HAVOK!!!

KT: FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOTHER FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: I DO NOT THINK I HAVE EVER WITNESSED SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE! THESE TWO MEN... they... THEY GAVE IT THERE ALL!

KT: GOD DAMNIT! MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!

VJ: I'll tell you this.... I don't believe in what Sewaside is doing with Angelfire... BUT! THAT DOESN'T TAKE AWAY FROM THE SKILL THIS KID POSSESS'S! THIS WAS NOTHING SHORT OF A WAR HE FOUGHT IN TONIGHT AGAINST JOHNNY HAVOK!! This kid has a lot of HEART AND it may not be today.... it may not be tomorrow, but LET ME GO ON RECORD AND SAY THIS... SEWASIDE will be a player for years to come here in the NFWA!

KT: HOW THE FUCK!!! SEWASIDE.... HOW COULD YOU DO THAT!?

VJ: MY GOD FOLKS! Johnny Havok is victorious...... I'm sure both of these men will need medical attention! That was sensational! Just plain SENSATIONAL! THEY GAVE IT THEIR ALL.... in the end... the veteran came out on top...

KT: YOU KNOW WHAT.... I'M PISSED!!!!!!! I'M PISSED REALLY BAD! WE JUST FUCKING LOST!

VJ: GET OVER IT!

KT: YOU WAIT TILL THE MAIN EVENT.... the Superstars are going to DESTROY everyone!

VJ: HA! We'll see about that.... WELL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.... just to let you know... the theme for this years BREAKIN' THE RULZ. extravaganza is done by none other than the Ruff Ryder himself... DMX! I'MA BANG... is the track and I'll tell you what... that is a good CD... in fact... I'd pick it up ASAP if I were you!

KT: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW IF IT'S A GOOD CD? You haven't listened to good music.... EVER.. SO SHUT UP!

VJ: I have to.... BY THE WAY... would you please watch your mouth? THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW!

(The camera cuts back to the locker room, where we see Tina walking through the hallway with an angry look on her face. She's wearing her black and red stripped referee's shirt, with tight red shorts, black knee pads and black boots. She stops at Joanie's office, opens the door and storms into the room, where Joanie is sitting at her desk with her feet up)

Tina: JOANIE, YOU BITCH!!!!

Joanie: Why, hello sister. How may I help you?

Tina: (bangs on the desk) DAMN IT JOANIE!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GETTING INVOLVED IN THE MATCH LIKE THAT?!??!?! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING BEHIND MY BACK AND MAKING DECISIONS?!?!?! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!??! DO YOU KNOW THAT WITH THE SNAP OF MY FINGERS I CAN SHUT THIS FED DOWN LIKE THAT?!?!? HUH???! HUH?!?!? HUH?!?!?!?

Joanie: (tosses hot coffeee all over Tina's shirt) Decaf, babe. Try drinking some.

Tina: (sneers) You little...

Joanie: (reaches across the desk and grabs Tina by the collar) Now you listen to me?!?! You can get away with that temper tantrum sh*t with the rest of the NFWA...I'm not them! I'm Joanie...and I've got a contract that says that in the NFWA, YOU ANSWER TO ME!!!!!!!!! GOT THAT?!?!? YOU ANSWER TO ME!!!! AND WHAT I SAYS GOES, WHETHER YOU CAN CLOSE THE FED OR NOT! AND WHAT I SAY IS..(looks up at the clock) since for some reason, Di wasn't able to show tonight...it looks like I'm gonna hafta take things into my own hands and name MYSELF the special guest enforcer for that match! (Crowd pops) And Tina...my dear sister...if you happen to get outta line...well...I can't fire you ass...BUT I DAMN SURE CAN KICK IT!!! AND THAT'S...THE REEEEEEEEEEEEAL DEAL!!!!!!! GOT IT?!?!?

(Tina gives Joanie an EVIL look before turning and storming out of the dressing room. The camera cuts to the Riot Makerz locker room, where they're standing alongside Rosie Sanchez)

RS: Well fans, I'm back here with the Riot Makerz, and we are just a few moments away from what is perhaps the biggest match in the history of the NFWA. Breakin' The Rulz...every major title on the line!! Ice Cube, your chance to regain the World Title here tonight! Rage, your big return to the NFWA! What thought is running through your mind right now?

Ice Cube: Well, first off, this rumor crap. One of us is gonna turn to Angelfire. That's a bunch of bull! Me and Rage, we're tighter than ever! This man is like a brother to me! And I would never stab him in the back! Not for Angelfire! Not for anybody or anything on this earth...

Rage: Um...(taps him on the shoulder)

Ice Cube: What?

Rage: You did turn on me at Slamfest last year...remember?

Ice Cube: Well that's different! You were gonna turn on me first...

Rage: And you and Firestorm turned on me in the original Riot MakerZ...

Ice Cube: THAT'S ANCIENT HISTORY!!!! I'm not turning on you, and I damn sure hope you're not turning on me!!

Rage: I won't! See tonight, I've got 1 goal in mind, and that's not you! That's not Stevo! Not even the World Class Jackasses! My goal is to take T Money and END HIS DAMN CAREER!!! (Crowd pops) I wanna hurt T Money! I wanna beat him within an inch of his miserable life, and take back the World Title for the 3rd time!!!!! And I'm gonna do it with my new move...the Oblivion! I promise...after this match, T Money won't even know what hit him!

Ice Cube: Yeah...Rage, you're like a brother to me...but the Title's coming back with me!

Rage: Hey...let's worry about that when we get there! Right now...we got some ass to kick!

Ice Cube: Well...that's something that we can agree on!

(Ice Cube extends his hand and Rage gives him a HARD shake. The two look each other in the eyes before the camera cuts back out to ringside with Vince and Kevin Taylor. "I'ma Bang" is playing in the background)

VJ: Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's time!!!! It's time for the Main Event of the Evening! It's The Tag Team Champions, the World Class Superstars...defending against the Riot Makerz...the Universal Champion Ice Cube and the returning Rage! They will be taking on the Blood Hounds, Psyko Stevo...or whatever he's calling himself these days, the X-Treme, TV and I-C Champion all rolled into one...and the NEW World Heavyweight Champion T Money, no matter what condition he's in after the attack by Sewaside earlier on! Tina will be the special guest referee, and as we just found out a few moments ago...due to Diamond's sudden disappearance, JOANIE is gonna be the special gues enforcer!!! What a match this is gonna be...

KT: First off, Vince Johnson, I don't think that's fair at all what Joanie's doing! I mean...why does she hafta be out here?! Doesn't she trust that Tina can do the job all by herself?!

VJ: Hell no! You saw what happened in the Desires match! You heard what she's been saying all night! I wouldn't be surprised if she specifically did something to keep Diamond from showing up tonight just so that she could cheat for the World Class Superstar!

KT: VINCE!!! VINCE!!! VINCE!!!

VJ: WHAT?!?!?

KT: You are out of line! How dare you accuse such an innocent creature like Tina of such a crime!

VJ: I'm not accusing her of anything, I'm just saying I wouldn't be surprised! And ladies and gentlemen...up next, we find out if the rumors are true!!!! Who, if anyone will join Angelfire? Will it be Ice Cube?!

KT: He's turned on Rage before!

VJ: Will it be T Money!

KT: I know it's hard to believe, but he said he'd do ANYTHING to keep that belt! ANYTHING!!!

VJ: Could it be Psyko Stevo?!

KT: The man's got more faces than Sybil! I wouldn't be surprised if he was the man behind T Money's attack earlier on...just to get him outta the way! I wouldn't be surprised at all!

VJ: Or will it be Rage?! The returning One Man Riot?! Could it be?

KT: I think so, Veej! He's got everything to gain! Nothing to lose! AND FREAK WAS WEARING A RIOT MAKER T-SHIRT!!!!! He was the one who sent T Money out to the parking lot...how do we know the Riot Makerz weren't in on that?!

VJ: So many questions! The time for answers is now! Let's take you down to ringside for the main event!!!!!!!!

World/Universal/I-C/Toughman/X-Treme/TV Title match ***Tina and Diamond are the guest referees***: Ice Cube (Universal Champ) and Rage Vs Psyko Stevo (X-Treme/TV/I-C Champ) Psyko Stevo and T Money (World/Toughman Champ)Vs the World Class Superstars (Tag Champions)

Ding Ding Ding!!!!**Crowd pops!!!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen...ARE YOU READY?!?!?!?!

KT: I most certainly am, Vince Johnson! This may be the greatest match in the history of our sport...along with the greatest official this game has ever seen! The great Tina! Look at her!

VJ: Tina...apparently, no-selling the hot coffee attack by Joanie in the back.

KT: (shocked) OH!!!

VJ: What?

KT: Don't say that on TV you moron! I'm sure Tina's in a lotta pain as we speak. Look at the look on her face.

VJ: She's staring a hole through Joanie. Who will it be, folks? Which of these 4 men...if any, will turn their backs on their partner in favor of Angelfire? Will it be Ice Cube...will it be Rage? Will it be T Money...will it be Stevo?

KT: Hey, it doesn't matter to me. All that matters is that in the end, the World Class Superstars will be walking out 1 belt richer...

VJ: WAIT A MINUTE! KERRBOSKI FROM BEHIND ATTACKING ICE CUBE!!!!! Kerrboski...damn!

KT: HA! With all the controversy in the match, it looks like everybody's forgotten about the Superstars! Kevin Taylor's favorite underdogs!

VJ: It looks like Ice Cube and Kerrboski will start this thing off, as Cube got caught napping...apparently trying to talk over some last minute stategy with Rage...OH!!! BUT HERE...COMES...ICE CUBE!!! ICE CUBE!!! FIRING BACK WITH RIGHT HANDS!!! RIGHT HANDS!!! KERRBOSKI IS BEING ROCKED, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...THERE'S THE INVERTED ATOMIC DROP ON KERRBOSKI!!!!! Ice Cube building up momentum!

KT: Do something Tina!

VJ: Ice Cube now...irish whip...reversal by Kerrboski sends him into the ropes!! Ice Cube coming off...OH!!!!!!! Shoulder block...and the Universal Champion goes down hard!

KT: HA! Look at the smile on Tina's beautiful face! I'd marry her if my wife wasn't alive.

VJ: I bet. Kerrboski off the ropes now...Cube back to his feet...drop down and Kerrboski goes to the other side--wait a minute! Blind tag by T Money! Ice Cube didn't see it! Kerrboski off the ropes again, this time he ducks the elbow!!! Watch Kerrboski now...coming off--OOOOOOOH!!!!!!

KT: NO!

VJ: THE ICE BREAKER!!! ICE CUBE HIT THE ICE BREAKER!!!! T MONEY FROM BEHIND...

KT: HARLEM DEATHLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S T MONEY!!! IT'S T MONEY!!!

VJ: T Money...FROM BEHIND, HE'S GOT THE HARLEM DEATHLOCK LOCKED IN!!! THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP IS COMING HOME TO T MONEY!! IT'S...oh!!!! Ice Cube with a kick straight south...and the hold has been broken!

KT: (chuckles) Yeah, that was about all he could do there! What's this...

VJ: OH!!! T Money sent headfirst crashing into the Riot Maker turnbuckle...and now there's the tag to Rage!!!!! And now for the first time since January...since the Electric Cage match...Ironically against T Money and Tristram, who at the time called themselves the Blood Hounds, Rage is back in an NFWA ring! Against perhaps his greatest rival, the World Champion T Money!

KT: Yes...and as much as Rage hates T Money, how do we know he hasn't cut a deal...OH!

VJ: Rage with a boot to the midsection of the Champion! And another!!! And now Rage starting to open up, now!!! Rapid-fire right hands!!! Rapid-fire rights to the head of T Money...WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! Tina pulling Rage off of Money!

KT: Of course she is! It's illegal to attack your oppenent in the corner--

VJ; HEY, DAMN IT!!!! T Money with a shot right over the shoulder of Tina!!!!! As Joanie looks on from the outside...could that have been a setup?! Could T Money have conspired...

KT: WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE CONSPIRACY AND CALL THE DAMN MATCH?!

VJ: (brief pause) T Money now...Rage trying to get back to his feet...OH!!!!!!!! THE MONEY KICK!!!!!!!! RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF RAGE! And fans...this could be all! This could be all for Rage! T Money with the cover...Tina with the count...1...2...thr...hey wait a minute!!! T Money...

KT: What'd he pull him up for...

VJ: Oh boy!!! T Money...he just pointed at Ice Cube!!! He pointed at the Universal Champion! T Money wants the title that he lost...

KT: OH!!!!!!!!

VJ: INSIDE CRADLE BY RAGE!!! 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!! NEW CHAMPION!!!!

KT: No, No, NO!!! It was just a two, Johnson!!! It was just a two!!!!

VJ: It was?! My goodness, that was close! T Money took his eye off the ball for 1 second and it almost cost him! And The Champion now right back to work on Rage!!! Hammering away on the One Man Riot! Bringing Rage back to his feet...[Crowd: Whoo] KNIFE EDGE CHOP by T Money!!! And again sends Rage right back into the World Class Superstar buckle!

KT: Hey Vince...here's a question: What happens to the Universal Title if Rage gets pinned?

VJ: Well...the assumption is that Ice Cube retains his title.

KT: Oh, Cube is so turning on his ass tonight!

VJ: He is not! T Money now...Irish whip in--OH!!!!!!!!! Rage's back just exploded HARD off the turnbuckle!!!! Did you see the velocity!

KT: Heck, the ring moved!! The ring moved about an inch on that one!

VJ: And once again...T Money gesturing to Ice Cube! And now watch this...charges in at Rage in the buckle--OH!!!!!!! RAGE GOT THE BOOT UP!!!!

KT: Moron!!!

VJ: Rage got that boot up and T Money ran right into it full force! And watch Rage now...from behind...

KT: UH OH!!!!

VJ: HE'S GOING FOR IT!! HE'S GOING FOR TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!! T MONEY IS HOOKED!

KT: HE HITS THIS, AND WE'LL HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION---

VJ: OH!!! PSYKO STEVO FROM BEHIND!!!! CLIPPING THE KNEE AND RAGE GOES DOWN!!!!! Rage goes down, HARD!

KT: Yeah...and as a matter of fact, that was that same knee that Rage was having problems with a few months ago!

VJ: Yes...wait a minute, now. T Money...he just rolled over towards the buckle and made the tag to DJP! And now...now comes the test to see...well we know where Tina's loyalty lies...

KT: Will you stop questioning Tina?! I think she's done a great job thus far---OH!!

VJ: DID YOU HEAR THAT SHOT?!?!? DJP with a stiff kick to the ribs of Rage--AND ANOTHER ONE!!!!! AND ANOTHER!!!!!

KT: He's turning him from the One Man Riot to the One Man Kicking Post!!!

VJ: You'd think he was a field goal kicker for the Patriots he's kicking Rage so hard! DJP now...bringing Rage back to his feet...AND THERE'S A KNIFE EDGE OF HIS OWN!!! And another!!!! Irish whip by DJP...SENDS RAGE ONCE AGAIN, BACK FIRST INTO THAT WORLD CLASS SUPERSTAR CORNER!!!!

KT: If I were DJP right here, I would go to work on the leg. Rage has a history of leg injuries! If he can exploit that injury, Vince, and get the Lion Tamer...there's not a double in my mind that he'll tap!

VJ: The tag made to Kerrboski now...and it looks like we've getting set for a double team! She's Tina's boys, so naturally she's gonna let it go!

KT: hey!

VJ: Double Irish whip by the Superstars...Rage off the rope...KERRBOSKI CATCHES HIM COMING OFF!! WATCH DJP---OOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!

KT: HART ATTACK!!!!!

VJ: PAGE OUTTA THE BOOK OF THE OLD HART FOUNDATION!!! That could be all!!! Cover by Kerrboski...1...2...RAGE able to get the shoulder up before the count of 3!!!!

KT: And it amazes me how you fail to acknowledge the nice, steady count by Tina!

VJ: Well of course it's gonna be nice and steady! What reason does she have to count Rage? He's got nothing to lose!

KT: Ya...(sighs) You just don't give up, do you?

VJ: Kerrboski now...quick tag back out to DJP and watch this...SNAP SUPLEX BY KERRBOSKI TO RAGE!!! Rage has been taking a drubbing in there for quite some time...as DJP, now!!! It looks like he's gonna pick right up with Kerrboski left off...BACKBREAKER!!!!!!!! Driving Rage down across the knee...and wait...

KT: Oh no! He's not do with him yet! Look at this!

VJ: DJP holding Rage on the knee...OH! Look at the strength!!! DJP lifting Rage...he's gonna...NOT AGAIN---OH!!!!!!!! A second backbreaker!! Drives Rage across the knee! And it appears that the Superstars are softening up the back of Rage!

KT: That's a smart thing to do! He hasn't been in that ring for a long time. He's probably not in proper ring shape! His back muscles must be killing him...

VJ: No! I don't agree with that. As of right now, Rage appears to be in the best shape of his career.

KT: Yeah...but he also appears to be getting his butt kicked, doesn't he?

VJ: Ice Cube looking on from the apron...what is DJP doing here? DJP...

KT: What the hell is this?

VJ: OH MY!!!!! Modified surfboard by DJP!!!! Driving the knee into the small of the back of Rage! And listen to the One Man Riot scream in Pain!!! Rage..at this moment, the former Champion is in a world of hurt! And look at Ice Cube!!! Ice Cube wants in there in the worst way, Kevin!

KT: No he doesn't! He's just good and dandy sitting out there with his title in a safe position!

VJ: These fans trying to get rallied behind Rage, but I don't know if it's to any use! Will Rage give up??!?! Tina's right there in his face asking him! Imagine how it must feel to have that horrible woman up in your face...OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! DJP converts the hold into some type of inverted chinlock!!!!

KT: What?

VJ: Almost a dragon sleeper...doesn't quite have that arm hooked, and Rage is fading fast! The name of the game here seems to be to wear down Rage!

KT: Once again, brilliant strategy on the part of Angelfire! He's not in tip top conditioning! Nowhere near the level of the other participants of the match...well...he's maybe a little better than Stevo, seeing that whole...accident thing. But he's nowhere near the condition of the rest of them!

VJ: T Money...bleeding again on the outside of the ring as Tina...it looks like she's gonna check the arms!!! Rage...the arm drops once!!!!

KT: Oh boy!

VJ: Tina...checks the arm a 2nd time...IT STAYS UP!!!!!!

KT: Hmm...I wasn't expecting that!

VJ: Neither was Tina, apparently! And watch Rage...Rage gonna try to fight this hold!!! Gonna try and turn out of it!!! Rage...

KT: More pressure, DJP! More pressure...WHAT THE...

VJ: OH MY GOODNESS!!!! RAGE TRYING TO BRIDGE OUT OF IT!!! RAGE...USING THAT NECK AND LEG STREGTH TO BRIDGE---SON OF A...TINA KICKED HIS LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM, KEVIN!!!!!

KT: She did?

VJ: HELL YEAH SHE DID!!!! Rage goes down...and watch DJP!! The hold's been broken...DJP now...off the ropes...OOOOH!!!!!!!!!! THE ELBOW DROP MISSES!!!!!!!

KT: Damn it, DJP!!!!!! GET UP!!!

VJ: Rage...barely able to move outta the way, and this is just the opportunity he needs!!! I dunno who he's planning to tag, but whoever it is, he'd better do it, and do it now!!!

KT: Hey wait a minute...he's crawling over to the Superstars' buckle!

VJ: DJP getting back to his feet...but Rage..Rage crawling towards Kerrboski!!!!

KT: He can't tag both Superstars into the ring at once, can he?

VJ: We're about to find out...RAGE...OH!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT!!! KERRBOSKI JUST NAILED HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND!!!!!

KT: HAHAHA!!! Serves him right, the dummy!

VJ: And watch DJP!! He's measuring him! He's setting up for something...LOOK OUT--OH!!! Rage ducked the clothesline!! RAGE...THERE'S THE TAG TO STEVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?

KT: STEVO IS IN!!!! STEVO IS THE LEGAL MAN, AND LOOK AT THE LOOK ON DJP'S FACE!!!

KT: Eww...look at the look on Stevo's face! What the hell happened to him?!

VJ: DJP now...beggin off!!!! Stevo stalking 1/2 of the Tag Team Champions...AND HERE WE GO!!!!! Stevo blocks the right hand...AND CONNECTS WITH ONE OF HIS OWN!!!!! Kerrboski into the ring...STEVO MOWS HIM DOWN WITH ONE OF HIS OWN!!!!

KT: Damn it! Illegal fists, Tina! How can you let him get away with illegal fists?!?!?

VJ: Oh...Irish whip, reversal by DJP sends Stevo into the buckle!!!! And watch DJP now...he charges in at Stevo...OH!!! HE'S CAUGHT!!!!

KT: Oh no!!!

VJ: Stevo's got DJP caught!!!! Ladies and gentlemen!!! This crowd is on its feet!!!! This crowd is absolutely going crazy for Stevo!!! Here it comes...

KT: FIGHT IT!!!

VJ: THE WIDOWMAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WIDOWMAKER IS LOCKED IN ON DJP!!!!! AND TINA...TINA RIGHT THERE TO TRY AND BREAK THE HOLD!!!!!!

KT: That's right! That is an illegal hold! He has no right using that in a match with such importance as this!!!

VJ: WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! ICE CUBE HITS THE RING NOW!!!!! ICE CUBE...ICE CUBE!!! HAMMERING AWAY UPON KERRBOSKI!!!!

KT: Now he isn't the legal man!!! What's the deal with---HEY!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: OH MY!!!!!!!!!!! T MONEY JUST BROUGHT INTO THE RING THE HARD WAY BY ICE CUBE!!!!!!! AND NOW HERE WE GO!!!!! IT'S CHAMPION VS CHAMPION!!! THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION VS THE WORLD CHAMPION!!!! T MONEY AND ICE CUBE!!! HEAD TO HEAD!!! SLUGGING IT OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!!

KT: It's breaking loose, Vince!! OOH!

VJ: SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! RAGE WITH A SPEAR, JUST DRILLED A HOLE RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDSECTION OF KERRBOSKI!!! AND NOW IT'S RAGE...ALL OVER KERRBOSKI!!!! ICE CUBE AND T MONEY!!!! TINA STILL TRYING TO GET STEVO OFF OF DJP IN THE BUCKLE!!! ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE IN HAMILTON!!!

KT: And that little witch Joanie is sitting back enjoying it all! Why don't you get in the ring and do something about this, you damn meddler?!?!

VJ: OH!!!! Ice Cube off the rope now...T Money was looking for a side kick or something, but the Universal Champ held on...AND CATCHES HIM ON THE JAW WITH A RIGHT HAND...T MONEY RESPONDS!!! OH!!!!!!!!!! FACEBUSTER TO DJP!!!!!!! DJP HAS BEEN PLANTED!!!! And look at RAAGE!!!!!!!!!!! RAGE JUST SENT FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE, COURTESY OF KERRBOSKI!!!!

KT: Vince, it is absolute chaos out here!!!!

VJ: You're telling me! And NOW ICE CUBE AND T MONEY SPILLING TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! It's absolutely bonkers out here!

KT: You'd better head for higher ground, Joanie!!! They'll get you too, if you're not careful...OH!!!!

VJ: KERRBOSKI JUST SENT FLYING INTO THE STAIRS!!! Oh...I bet you'd love that, wouldn't you Taylor? I bet you'd love to see something happen to Joanie tonight?

KT: Couldn't happen to a better person!

VJ{ Please...and now...it appears Joanie finally gonna try and get this thing under control! Trying to break up the fight between T Money and Ice Cube on the outside...meanwhile, look at Stevo in the ring! He's got DJP setup on the top rope...and now he's headed up there with him!

KT: Not another...another Superplex, coming up?

VJ: We've seen at least 2 others already tonight! And now Stevo's going for...on no! Maybe a huracanrana...yes, I think that's it! Huracanrana from the top...Psyko Stevo---NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: HAHA!!

VJ: NO, DAMN IT!!! TINA JUST NAILED STEVO WITH A LOW BLOW!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!! DAMN IT!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!

KT: Hey...I really...I...uh...

VJ: Yeah, you can't say a damn thing!!! Tina's gonna try and screw Stevo out of his titles right here! The X-Treme, I-C and TV Champion is down on the mat...and look at DJP on the top...DJP...

KT: HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!

VJ: OOOOOOOOOH!!!! SUPERSTAR PRESS!!!!!!! THAT COULD BE ALL!

KT: NEW CHAMPION, BABY!!!!!

VJ: TINA WITH THE COUNT...2...NO WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!

KT: HUH??!??!?

VJ: JOANIE PULLED TINA OUT OF THE RING!!!!!!!!!!! JOANIE JUST PULLED HER SISTER OUTTA THE RING...

KT: NOW WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!?! WHAT ON EARTH...DJP HAD THE MATCH WON!!!!

VJ: Joanie...I think she saw what Tina did! I think she saw Tina give Stevo the low blow, and she is letting him know about it...

KT: What she did was screw DJP outta the titles! And where's the crying now, Johnson?!? Where's the whining...

VJ: OH!!!!!!! GOOD GOD!!!!!! GOOD GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT??!?! TINA...TINA JUST SLAPPED HER SISTER RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE, DAMN IT!!!

KT: And nobody deserved it more! As a matter of fact...if I was Tina, I'd give her a little more...WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: OH MY!!!!!!!!! JOANIE'S GOT TINA!!!! JOANIE'S GOT TINA!!!

KT: UNHAND HER, WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: TINA...SHE MAY HAVE JUST MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF HER LI---OOOOOH NO!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT THE...

VJ: ICE CUBE...ICE...HE TRIED TO HIT T MONEY WITH THE ICE BREAKER...BUT CAUGHT JOANIE BY MISTAKE!!!!!!! Joanie...she went down and she is out like a light, and you're laughing, Kevin! You find this funny?!

KT: Yes! Yes I do!

VJ: You would, you sick son of a bitch! Now look back in the ring now...Stevo...Stevo...we really need some help for Joanie out here!

KT: Screw her! C'mon DJP!!!

VJ: Irish whip...reversal by DJP...WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! Rage...Rage caught the ankle...he caught Stevo coming off!

KT: What the...

VJ: OH!!! Boot to the midsection by DJP!!! DJP...OH MY!!! THE SUPERSTAR...NO!!!!! Stevo shoves him off!!!!! DJP into the ropes now...STEVO WITH A DROPKICK...OH!!!!!!! This time DJP holds on...

KT: VINCE!!! VINCE!!! LOOK!!!

VJ: OH MY!!! DJP has Stevo setup!!!! DJP...he's going for it!! Can he turn him over...can he...

KT: YES!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!

VJ: THE LION TAMER!!!!!!!!!!!! THE LION TAMER ON PSYKO STEVO!!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...THAT COULD BE ALL, RIGHT HERE!!!!! THAT COULD BE ALL FOR PSYKO STEVO!!!!

KT: HE'S TAPPING! RIGHT THE BELL!!!

VJ: HE IS NOT!!!! Stevo...Stevo trying to hold on at all costs...but look at DJP!! Cinching back on the hold!!! Wrenching back as hard as he possibly can!!!

KT: It's only a matter of time now! "Hello, Mr. X-Treme Title! Hello Mr. TV Title! Hello Mr...

VJ: Watch Rage!!!! Rage is on the top rope!!!!

KT: What?!?! Wait a minute...

VJ: Rage is up tope!!!! DJP doesn't see him...

KT: LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!

VJ: OOOOH!!!! MISSILE DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE HOLD HAS BEEN BROKEN!!!!! DJP IS DOWN, AND THE LION TAMER IS BROKEN!!!

KT: (bangs the desk) DAMN IT!!!!! KERRBOSKI!!! DJP...C'MON, YOU GUYS!!!!

VJ: Kerrboski is out of it on the arena floor! DJP trying to pull himself together in the ring!! Rage...for the time being has just saved Psyko Stevo...and...uh oh.

KT: Oh no!!! DJP!!!! DJP!!!

VJ: Rage...measuring the tag champion!!! Rage is measuring DJP!!!

KT: Turn around, man!!! Turn around...

VJ: OH!!!! DJP misses with a wild right hand...Rage from behind! Rage...

KT: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: OOOOOOOOOOOH MY!!!!!!!!!!! TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!!!!!!!!!! TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!!!!!!!!! HE'S HIT IT!!!!!!!!! HE HIT IT, KEVIN!!! HE HIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: NO!!! NO!!! NO!! NO!! NO!!!

VJ: Fans...this one's all! This one's all over but the crying!!! Rage with a hook of the leg...Tina back in the ring for the count...'

KT: NO!!! Not like this...not to Rage!!!

VJ: 1.................2................................................3!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!! TINA WON'T COUNT THE DAMN---DAMN, SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!??!

KT: Um...um...

VJ: TINA WON'T COUNT THE FALL!!! RAGE HAS THE MATCH WON, DAMN IT!!! RAGE HAS THE MATCH WON...OH!!!

KT: I'm sure...I'm sure there's a reasonable explaination for this!

VJ: I've got one for ya! Tina's a no good, lying, cheating BITCH!!!! DDTINA!!!! SHE JUST PLANTED RAGE WITH THE DDTINA!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!! And what Ice Cube!!!!!!!!!!! Ice Cube's got Tina now...

KT: GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER YOU RUFFIAN!!!!!!!

VJ: RAGE IS DOWN!! AND ICE CUBE'S GOT TINA!! AND LOOK AT TINA NOW!!! SHAKING LIKE A LEAF!!!

KT: SECURITY...SOMEBODY!!! WE NEED SOME HEL---HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

VJ; DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KERRBOSKI FROM BEHIND, JUST LEVELED ICE CUBE WITH THAT CHAIRSHOT!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!! ICE CUBE IS DOWN!!!!! RAGE IS DOWN!!!!! WE'VE GOT BODIES SCATTERED ALL OVER THE RING...

KT: OH LOOK AT THIS!!

VJ: Oh no!!! Hell no!!! Not like this!!! Kerrboski's gonna cover Ice Cube, damn it!

KT: Ladies and gentlemen...YOUR NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION...

VJ: 1...DAMN IT!!! 2....NO, NO!!! NO---OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Suddenly, the lights drop, a HUGE pyro blast explodes on the stage and "Supergirl" by Krystal hits the PA system. Pink, purple and red spotlights flash over the entrance as Diamond emerges from the locker room with a steel chair in hand. The crowd cheers wildly when she appears)

VJ: IT'S DIAMOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIAMOND IS HERE!!!!!!!!

KT: (flipping out) NO!!! NO!!! NO!! NO!!!! SHE SHOULDN'T BE HERE!!!!

VJ: THE TROUBLESHOOTING REFEREE...DIAMOND HAS ARRIVED!!!!! DIAMOND HAS ARRIVED AND SHE'S GOT STEEL!!! LOOK AT THE LOOK ON THE FACE OF TINA!!!!!!!!!!

KT: Diamond has no right being out here! She's pregnant, and Joanie was is the guest ref of the match! Remember...Joanie...

VJ: DIAMOND HITS THE RING...AND LOOK AT TIN---OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD GOD!!!! CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD OF TINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: NO!!!

VJ: AND ANOTHER!!!!! DIAMOND IS TEARING INTO THE CEO WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!! AND THIS CROWD...THIS CROWD IS LOVING IT!!!!!

KT: This has gotta be the biggest travesty since...OH! YES!!!!!

VJ: Oh no!!!! Kerrboski's got Diamond by the hair...c'mon, Kerrboski! She's pregnant, damn it!!! She's pregnant!

KT: She shoulda thought about that before she brought her ass---NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: T MONEY!!!!!!!!!! T MONEY!!!!! HARLEM DEATHLOCK ON KERRBOSKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: NO!!!! NO, DAMN IT NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: HE'S GOT IT LOCKED IN!!! AND IT'S LOCKED IN TIGHT!!! NOWHERE FOR KERRBOSKI TO GO!!!! DIAMOND RIGHT THERE!!!!! WILL HE GIVE IN...

KT: FIGHT IT, KERRBOSKI!!! FIGHT IT...

VJ: HE TAPPED OUT!!!!!!

KT: NOOO!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!!

Announcer: The World Class Superstars have been eliminated!!!! Therefore...your NEW NFWA Tag Team Champions: T Money and Psyko Stevo: THE BLOOD HOUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: The Blood Hounds!!! The Blood Hounds are the Tag Champs! The Superstars have been dethroned, and this crowd is loving it!!!!

KT: F*CK THE CROWD!!!!! THE SUPERSTARS GOT ROBBED, DAMN IT!!! YOU KNOW IT! I KNOW IT!!! DIAMOND SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE REFEREE!!! JOANIE SAID SHE'D TAKE HER PLACE! SHE'S NOT LEGAL!!!

VJ: But she was the designated offcial for the match!!!! And now...look at Tina! Tina beginning to come to...and what about it Tina! Your boys lost the gold!!!!!!

KT: Shut up, Vince! No wonder it's so damn cold up here! You people have to be the most cold hearted bastards I've ever seen in my life...AND LOOK AT TINA!!! LOOK AT POOR, POOR TINA!!!

VJ: She can't believe it! her boys have lost the match...AND WATCH JOANIE!!!! JOANIE BACK TO HER FEET!

KT: Run, Tina!!! get outta there...DAMN!!!

VJ: JOANIE'S GOT TINA ONCE AGAIN!!!!!! Joanie...with a handful of that red hair!!!! Tina is caught between a rock and a hard place...and Diamond as well! Joanie and Diamond with Tina...

KT: They cannot do this! they can't...NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

VJ: OH MY!!!! TINA UP...AND OVER AND SHE IS GONE!!!!!!! Diamond and Joanie...clearing the ring of Tina...and this building is shaking, folks! We are down to the Riot Makerz and the Blood Hounds! Somebody's gonna walk out with all the gold!

KT: Maybe! But we STILL don't know who the Angelfire stooge is!!! We don't know who's turning!

VJ: I dunno if there is any stooge, Kevin! These men have given it their all! They all want Championship gold, and they are not leaving without Championship gold!!! AND HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!! Ladies and gentlemen...Rage and T Money...going at it in the center of the ring!!! Rage and T Money...both these men have taken a beating here tonight...OH! T Money with a thumb to the eyes stops Rage in his tracks!!

KT: Ya know...I don't even know if I can call this anymore!

VJ: T Money with Rage now...Irish whip...Rage hard off the buckle! And watch T Money...OFF THE ROPE--RAGE DODGES THE BULLDOG ATTEMPT!! Boot to the midsection...AND PLANTS HIM WITH A DDT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T Money is down!! Rage with the cover...2...new cha--STEVO!!! Stevo breaks up the fall before the count of 3!!!!!

KT: Damn it...tell me the Superstars haven't been eliminated!! Tina...COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: Tina...apparently leaving in disgust. It looks now as if Diamond's gonna be calling this thing from now on...as Stevo goes to work on Rage!!!

KT: From behind, might I add! The same way they stole the Tag titles! From behind!!!! What's this now...

VJ: Scoop up on Rage...AND A SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Psyko Stevo slams Rage hard to the canvas, and now...ladies and gentlemen...it appears that he's going up!!!! Rage is down...and Psyko Stevo is headed to the top rope!!!

KT: I think he could be going for a Senton, Vince!!!!

VJ: Yes...I think you're right!!!! Psyko Stevo is up top...Rage down on the mat...watch ICE CUBE...ICE CUBE WITH A RIGHT HAND JUST NAILED PSYKO STEVO!!!

KT: Damn it!

VJ: Ice Cube not outta this thing yet!!! And look at the Universal Champion...hammering away!!! Right hands to the head of the Triple Crown Champ--OH!!! Stevo with a thumb to the eyes of Cube...OH BOY!!!!!!!!! AND HE STADDLES THE TOP ROPE DOES THE PSYKOTIC ONE!!!!!

KT: Geez...he'll be singing in a higher octave after that one...wait a minute!!!

VJ: Oh watch Rage!!! Rage climbing the ropes with Psyko Stevo!!! What is Rage...what is running through his mind right now?!

KT: I...I don't have the slightest clue!

VJ: Rage up on top...HARD shot to the back of Psyko Stevo!!! AND ANOTHER ONE!!!! And watch Rage...what the hell...

KT: Wait a minute! He's not...

VJ: Rage has Stevo up on the top...OH NO HE'S NOT! NO HE'S NOT! NO...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: OH GOD!!!

(The crowd goes wild in the background, as chants of "Holy sh*t, holy sh*t" break out across the arena.)

KT: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!!?

VJ: RAGE WITH A PILEDRIVER!!!! A PILEDRIVER, DAMN IT!!!! OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE KUWAITI ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PSYKO STEVO...

KT: HE IS DEAD!!!! HE'S GOTTA BE DEAD, VINCE!!!!

VJ: And this crowd is on its feet for Rage!!! He just...my God, he destroyed Psyko Stevo, but he may have hurt himself as well!!!! Back in the ring now...T Money...that bandage is all but gone now! The blood trickling down into the face of the World Heavyweight Champion as he rakes Ice Cube across the back...OH!!! Cube responds with a knife edge chop!!!!!!

KT: Ya know, Vince! Don't think T Money's not feeling the effects of that beating in the back! He's feeling it and feeling it big time!

VJ: But the man is fighting through it...what heart and determination by T Money! Pound for pound one of the toughest I've ever seen! But Ice Cube now...opening up on the World Champion!!! There's an Irish whip! Cube follows T Money in...T UP AND...

KT: Uh uh!

VJ: NOBODY HOME...ICE CUBE!!!!!!!!!! FROM BEHIND...GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO BRIDGE...ALL IMPACT!!!!!!!

KT: (sighs) Vince, I gotta tell ya...I'm exhausted just watching this match! Tomfoolery aside...geez!

VJ: What a night it has been...as EMT's rush to the aid of Rage and Stevo on the outside...back in the ring...Ice Cube...scoop up and a SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!! Down goes T Money!!! And now...yes!!! And now it appears that the World Champion is headed up top!!!!

KT: What?

VJ: Ice Cube...climbing the ropes! Climbing the stairway to heaven if you will! If he hits this, it could be the stairway to Championship gold!

KT: I think this is a mistake by Cube!

VJ: OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! FLYING ELBOW------OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!! T MONEY ABLE TO MOVE OUTTA THE WAY!!!!!! And Ice Cube hits hard off the canvas!!! And watch T Money now!!! The World Champion back to his feet! He's got Ice Cube by the hair...

KT: What's he gonna do here...

VJ: Oh my...THE LIGHT'S OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! MODIFIED VERSION OF THE LIGHTS OUT!!! ICE CUBE DROPPED RIGHT ON HIS HEAD, AND FOLKS...IT IS OVER!!! This one is all! The leg is hooked...1...2...3!!!!!!!!! He got...

KT: NO, NO, NO!!! FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!!! ICE CUBE GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!

VJ: He did?! OH!!! I coulda sworn...T money thinks he's won the match!! T Money...

KT: That just shows how much of an incompetent boob that Diamond is! Somebody get Tina back out here!!!!

VJ: Wait a minute...watch Rage now...Rage trying to pull himself back to the ring apron...AND T MONEY RIGHT ON HIM WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND!!!! And another!!!! T Money measuring Rage!!!

KT: These 2 couldn't stop fighting if their lives depended on it, Johnson!

VJ: I know what you...WAIT A MINUTE!!!! HARLEM DEATHLOCK ON RAGE!!! HARLEM DEATHLOCK ON RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!! T MONEY HAS IT LOCKED IN FROM THE RING...TO RAGE FROM THE APR--OOOOH!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHOA!!!!

VJ: DID YOU SEE THAT!??? Rage...just snapped T Money throat first off the top rope! The hold is broken and...hey wait a minute! Watch Ice Cube!

KT: Oh my!

VJ: ICE CUBE!!!!!!!!!! ICE BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE GOT IT!!!!!! HE GOT IT!!!!! THERE'S THE COVER!!! DIAMOND WITH THE COUNT...1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "My Hero"

Announcer: The winner of the deciding fall...the NEW Toughman and WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: ICE CUBE!!! Therefore, the winners of the match: THE RIOT MAKERZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: OH!!! Fans...what a match!!! What a night!!! What an unbelievable PPV this has been!!!! From top to bottom...these superstars here tonight gave it their all...and right now...Ice Cube stands in the ring...not only the Toughman Champion...not only the Universal Champion...but THEE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!! WHAT ABOUT IT, KEVIN TAYLOR?!??!!

KT: This is bulldung!!! Total bulldung!! Will somebody PLEASE tell me who the stooge is?!?!?

VJ: There is no stooge!!!! Tonight hasn't been an Angelfire night, but it is the night of the Riot Makerz! And there you see right there!!! Rage and Ice Cube...in the center of the ring!! Ice Cube...3 titles strong!!!!! Rage celebrating with his partner...fans! Thank you for joining us here tonight from Hamilton!!! For Kevin Taylor, this is Vince Johnson saying SO LONG FROM BREAKIN' THE RULZ!!!!!!!!!!!