VJ: Ladies and gentlemen...WE ARE SOLD OUT from the Compaq Center in Houston, Texas!!!! Thousands upon thousands of fans are here to witness what will perhaps be the final battle in the war between the NFWA and the GNL!!! Vince Johnson here alongside Delaware Dave, and welcome to Apocalypse Now!! What a night it is gonna be!!!

DD: Yeah, Vince! Tonight, the NFWA is gonna rid the world of that damn GNL once and for all!

VJ: Well, that remains to be seen. Right here tonight, ladies and gentlemen, it will be the best of 7 series between the NFWA and the GNL!! The first group to tally up for wins will win the series! If the GNL wins, they will not only separate from NFWA Productions, Inc. entirely, but they will also win one of the NFWA's TV time slots, either FNS or In High Gear!!

DD: Yeah, but WHEN the NFWA wins, we never have to see those skankholes again!!! Especially that little jackoff X-Pac, it can't wait!!!!

VJ: Speaking of X-Pac, tonight, he teams with the former GNL Heavyweight Champion, Freak to take on...get this, the Team of Panther and Lightning!!!! What a match that's gonna be, and just last night a new stipulation was added to the match! If Panther and Lightning win the match, X-Pac will be gone! He can never show his face in the NFWA or the GNL again! But if X-Pac and Freak win...Panther loses his career in the NFWA. This is a match that could change the course of the NFWA as we know it, ladies and gentlemen!!! Could you imagine, Dave?! The NFWA...without Panther?

DD: Don't even think about it, cuz there ain't no way that's gonna happen!

VJ: I...I sure hope so! Also, ladies and gentlemen, we're topping off the card with 3 huge title matches! First, it'll be Ice Cube defending his I-C Title against 2 members of Black Blood, Scarlet KV and Tristram! Then, the rivalry continues! The Universal Title will be on the line, as Rage and T Money battle in a Total Destruction match to see just who is the #1 athlete in Professional Wrestling today! And then the big one...it was originally scheduled to be the Player locking up with Johnny Havok! However, due to some unforeseen circumstances, the Player will be unable to compete, and taking his place with be Lightning, arguable the greatest World Champion in NFWA history!! Lightning Vs Johnny Havok!

DD: Ya know what, Vince, it's gonna be a great match, but I really hate both of those idiots! I hope they beat the hell outta each other!!!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, let's not waste anymore time! Lets get you down to ringside! The Best of 7 series is underway!!!

DD: Of course they are, Johnson. I mean...these fans here in Texas may be dumb...ugly...toothless, inbred hicks, but even they can see that the GNL is nothing but a 2 bit, 2^nd rate pisshole!! Go NFWA!! HAHA!

VJ: (Shakes his head) Well ladies and gentlemen...it looks like it's gonna be Steve Carter starting this one off against Brad Blitz...(laughs) and it looks like Sonykk doesn't quite know what to make of his partner!

DD: That's cuz his partner is an idiot!! Somebody smack him!

VJ: Carter opened up a lot of eyes with his performance last month at Overkill as they lock up in the center of the ring!!! Carter the bigger of the 2...Blitz is quicker!!! Carter cinches up the side headlock on Blitz! Blitz...Blitz with a handful of hair, but Ruby catches him!! GNL in a bit of trouble in the opening stages!

DD: Yeah...well as long as they have that idiot X-Pac in charge over there, they're gonna be in some trouble! Lucky for them Panther's gonna finish his ass tonight!

VJ: Carter shoved into the ropes...Blitz with a drop down...Carter of the other side now...Blitz with a leap frog...uh oh! INVERTED ATOMIC DROP BY CARTER!!!!!!

DD: HAHA!

VJ: And a right hand sends the I-C Champ to the mat!!! And another one!! Irish whip sends Blitz into the ropes...AND HE DRIVES HIM TO THE CANVAS WITH A POWERSLAM!!!! THERE'S THE COVER...1...2...KICKOUT BY BLITZ!!! Carter almost had him...and look at Brad! Brad back to his feet...AND WALKS RIGHT INTO ANOTHER RIGHT HAND FROM CARTER!!! Brad now...

DD: HAHA! That idiot is in the wrong corner...OH!!

VJ: And Storm catches him with a roundhouse right!!! Carter with one of his own!!!! Storm!!! Carter!!! Storm! Carter!! Back and forth! Brad Blitz getting beaten to a pulp!!!! Oh!! Carter with a boot to the midsection...what's this now...OH!!!!! CARTER PLANTS HIM WITH THE POWERBOMB!!!! THERE'S THE COVER...2...NO!!!! Blitz able to kickout after 2!!! And look at Carter now...Carter going after the leg...and Blitz getting out of...LOOK AT THAT, DAVE!!! Blitz scurrying to his corner...and he makes the tag to Sonykk! And this crowd isn't happy with that!

DD: Yeah, you said scurrying and you weren't lying Johnson. That idiot Blitz looks like a rat!

VJ: Sonykk officially in the match now...man, he is a monster for sure! Unusual pairing by the GNL...and look at Storm! Justin Storm just told Carter that he wants a piece of Sonykk!!!

DD: (Laughs) I dunno how smart that is, Johnson! He may be a scrub...but damn it, he's a big scrub!

VJ: Carter...Carter over to his corner and he makes the tag!!! Justin Storm officially in this match! So now it's Storm and Sonykk!!! Watch Justin now...he hits off the ropes...Justin off the other side---oh!!!! He tried a shoulder block, and bounces right off the huge Sonykk!!!

DD: That's like running into a brick wall!

VJ: Justin Storm...man! His head bounced off that canvas...AND SONYKK CATCHES HIM WITH A SHOT TO THE THROAT!!! And another!!! Sonykk...oh no! Sonykk's got Storm by the throat...AND LAUNCHES HIM BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!!! That monster Sonykk...what strength, and now look at him go to work, Dave!! Right hands!! Left hands...Sonykk opening u--GEEEZ!

DD: He's trying to kill him, Vince!

VJ: Sonykk is all over Justin Storm in the corner! He is absolutely beating the hell--wait a minute! Carter in the ring--SONYKK MOWS HIM DOWN WITH A BIG BOOT!!! And he's right back on Storm now!!! Sonykk...Irish whip sends Storm to the buckle...SONYKK FOLLOWS HIM IN THE A HARD CLOTHESLINE!!! Sonykk...not again!!! Sonykk whips him to the other side...FOLLOWS HIM IN ONE MORE TIME!!! Sonykk...he is absolutely Mauling Mr. Fantastic! And watch this now! He's got Storm set up for something...oh my...SIDEWALK SLAM!!!!! He drove him right through the mat! That could be all!!! The cover...2...OH!!! Storm manages to get the shoulder up!!! I wouldn't have been surprised if he got him there, Dave!

DD: Damn it...c'mon, NFWA! You cannot lose to a couple of bush leaguers!

VJ: Well tell that to Sonykk! Sonykk with that huge boot to the throat of Storm, and he's choking the life out of him! C'mon Ruby, get in the--HEY!!! He just...that son of a bitch just took a swing at Ruby!!!

DD: He's an idiot, Vince! Just like the rest of those jackoffs in the GNL!

VJ: Sonykk...I said he was a monster, but this man is just out of control! Storm back into the buckle, and the tag's made back into Blitz!!! Brad Blitz the legal man...and look at the double team!!!! Both Sonykk and Blitz stomping away to the midsection...c'mon Ruby! Get Sonykk outta there!!!

DD: Are you kidding me, Vince?! Sonykk will try to rip off her head and feed it to his pet goldfish! He's crazy!

VJ: He is that! Ruby finally able to get Sonykk out of the ring...and look at damn Brad Blitz! What an...what an ass!

DD: (Brief silence) What you looking at his ass for, Vince?

VJ: I'm not lo--(Flags Dave) nevermind! Blitz has Storm set up for...A BACKBREAKER!!!! Blitz holding him on that knee, and I don't think he's done! Brad Blitz...ANOTHER ONE!!!! And again, Blitz holding him on that knee...not again! A 3^rd time coming up--DAMN!!!!!! Brad Blitz...you've gotta hand it to him, Dave! When Brad Blitz...when he's acting like a complete jackass, Brad Blitz is quite an accomplished wrestler!

DD: He ain't sh*t, Johnson!

VJ: Dave!

DD: What?! It's the truth! Look at him! I'm begging for Carter or one of those guys to just haul off and slap him to sleep!

VJ: Blitz with Storm by the hair...and he buries the boot into the midsection!! Once again, sends Justin Storm reeling back to the buckle! Blitz now...what's this?! Brad Blitz setting Storm up on the top rope...what are we about to see here?

DD: I just hope that idiot falls from there and dies!!

VJ: Will you be nice?! Storm up on top, and now Blitz headed up there with him!! Brad Blitz...if he hits this, the GNL could be winning this thing, 1-0!!! Blitz now...

DD: Kick him in the nuts, Storm!!

VJ: Will you...

DD: Right in the nuts!!!! C'mon, you can do it!!!

VJ: Blitz trying for a superplex...OH! It's blocked by Storm!!!! Storm...Storm's got those legs locked around the turnbuckle bolt!! Very smart move by Mr. Fantastic...AND BRAD GOES DOWN!!!! BRAD BLITZ GOES DOWN!!!

DD: HAHA!!!! Now get outta there and make the tag!!! C'mon!

VJ: Now is the time! Look at the look on Carter's face! He wants in there in the worst way! Steve Carter wants that ta--hey wait a minute!

DD: Get over there and make the tag, you idiot!!!

VJ: Storm is on the top rope...what the hell is he doing?! Justin Storm...oh wait just a minute! Wait a minute---OOOOOOOOH!!!!!! DID YOU SEE THE HEIGHT ON THAT MOVE?!?!? FANTASTIC FROG SPLASH!!!!! PERFECTLY EXECUTED ON BRAD BLITZ!!!!! COVER HIM, STORM!!! COVER HIM!!!

DD: That idiot hurt himself, Vince!

VJ: I'm not surprised! Did you see the hangtime on that splash!! And now it looks like we've got a race for the tag!!! Carter trying to rally this crowd behind his partner! Blitz trying to get crawl over to the monster Sonykk!!! And Justin Storm...trying to pull himself over towards his corner!!! Can he make the tag?! Can he...Blitz with the tag to Sonykk...THERE'S THE TAG TO CARTER!!!!! STEVE CARTER IS IN THIS THING, AND LOOK AT THE SLICK ONE GO TO WORK!!! RIGHT HANDS!! RIGHT HANDS TO THE HEAD...SONYKK IS REELING!!! SONYKK IS REELING!!! Carter off the ropes...CLOTHESLINE ROCKS THE BIG MAN!!!! And another one!!!

DD: He won't go down, Vince!!!

VJ: "Slick" Steve...trying everything he can to get Sonykk off his feet! He's gonna slam him!!! He's gonna slam him...

DD: HAHA...YES!!!!!!!

VJ: HE DID IT!!! BIG SLAM BY CARTER!!! Sonykk is down, and there's the cover...1...2...BLITZ MAKES THE SAVE!!! Steve Carter half a count away from the victory, and look at Blitz hammer away! Hard right hands to the back of Carter!!! Blitz hits off the ropes...clothesline misses, but Carter caught him coming off...AND DRIVES HIM TO THE CANVAS WITH THE FULL NELSON SLAM!!!! Brad Blit---SONYKK MISSES WITH THE BOOT...CARTER CONNECTS WITH THE SUPERKICK!!!!! The Superkick right on the jaw of the big man, and this crowd is on its feet!!! "Slick" Steve Carter has this crowd rocking!!! And Carter just signaled for the Screwdriver!!! The Slick Screwdriver coming up!!!

DD: No way, Vince!!

VJ: Carter has Sonykk by the hair!! Carter...

DD: No way he gets this on Sonykk, Vince! Now way!!

VJ: Carter's got Sonykk up! He's going for it! He's...he's...OH NO!!!!!! SONYKK HAS HIM BY THE THROAT!!!! Sonykk just caught Steve Carter by the throat!! Don't tell me...NO!!!! SONYKK BOOOOOOM!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!! SONYKK JUST PLANTED HIM!!!! There's the cover...1...2...OH NO!!!!

DD: What?!?!

VJ: STORM!!! JUSTIN STORM JUST HIT HIS OWN PARTNER WITH THE FANTASTIC FROG SPLASH!!!!!

DD: What the hell is wrong with you, ya damn fool?!

VJ: Storm...he was aiming for Sonykk, and now look at Ruby! Ruby trying to get Storm out of the ring...uh oh! Blitz signaling to Sonykk! What's this?

DD: Hey Ruby...turn around!

VJ: Ruby is preoccupied with Justin Storm over in the corner...and watch Sonykk! Sonykk has Carter!!! Brad Blitz is in the ring! NO---OH MY GOODNESS!!!!

DD: What?!?!

VJ: BLITZ HIT SONYKK!!!! CARTER DUCKED OUT OF THE WAY AND BLITZ HIT SONYKK!!! AND SONYKK DOESN'T LOOK HAPPY!!

DD: (Smiling) Uh oh, Blitz! You'd better run!! You'd better...AHAHAHA!!!

VJ: SONYKK HAS BLITZ!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, THEY'RE PARTNERS!!! THEY'RE PARTNER!!!! SONYKK BOOM ON BRAD BLITZ!!!!!!!!!!!! SONYKK BOO...MY GOD, SONYKK JUST LAID OUT HIS PARTNER!!!!

DD: HAHA!!! Vince...what a couple of idiots!!!

VJ: Sonykk...my God, I can't believe we just saw that!!! And Carter rolls into the cover!! Don't tell me...1...2...3!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!

VJ: What an opening matchup!!! The NFWA goes 1 up on the GNL to start off the night...and Sonykk...Sonykk headed to the back!!! He absolutely left his partner high and dry!!

DD: See, Vince! I told you...there's no way the GNL is gonna beat the NFWA tonight!! It's just that simple!!!

VJ: If you say so...

DD: I do say so!! Hey Carter, when ya get to the back, tell all the janitors to break the brooms out, cuz the Daveness is smelling a SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!

VJ: (Rolls eyes/smiles)

X-Pac: Damn it, Sonykk!! What the hell was that?!?!

Sonykk: (Ignores X-Pac/Continues walking)

X-Pac: Hey!! Hey, damn it...I'm talking to you!!

X-Pac: (Nervously) What the hell do ya think you're doing out there?! We're supposed to be a team!!!

Sonykk: MORTAL!!!!! You dare question the all powerful?!?! (Sneers) X-Pac...get this through your head, fool...I have more power than anyone, even you could even fathom! I answer...to NO ONE!!!!! (Turns and walks away)

X-Pac: Hey!!! Hey, damn it!! We lose tonight, you can kiss your ass goodbye, cuz your fired, pal!!! Ya hear me?! Fired!!!! (Under his breath) Beatch!!

X-Pac: (Startled) What the...(sighs) what do you want?!

Assistant: Excuse me, Mr. X-Pac, but I was told to give you this message. (Holds up an envelope)

X-Pac: (Snatches the envelope) Lemme see that!!!

X-Pac: Get, get back here!!!

Assistant: (Nervously) Ex...excuse me, sir?

X-Pac: Who gave you this?!

Assistant: I...I can't tell you, sir...

X-Pac: The hell you can't! WHO GAVE YOU THIS LETTER?!?!

Assistant: (Stuttering) I-I-I c-c-can..he told me not to--OOOH!

VJ: AWW!! SON OF BITCH!! X-Pac attacking that young man!!! X-Pac...what a dirty..don't do---X-FACTOR ON THE FLOOR!!!!!! X-Pac...he just gave that young man the X-Factor on the floor! Damn it...he was just doing his job!!! Damn him!!!

DD: Huh?

VJ: "I Know"?

DD: "I Know" what?!

DD: Yeah, Johnson! I talked to Rocker in the back, and he was mad!

VJ: He caught you looking at Alyssa in the shower again?

DD: Yeah...but that's not the point! What I'm trying to say is that this idiot Psycho better have his running shoes on, cuz Rocker's gonna try and kill him when he gets out here!

VJ: And here he comes!!!!

DD: Aww...no Alyssa?!

VJ: The Rocker...the man who has taken this NFWA/GNL feud more personally than anyone with the exception of Panther himself! And look at the fire in that man's eye, Dave! Look at the fire...

DD: Look out, Vince! He's gonna kill somebody!!!

VJ: Rocker into the ring...OH!!

VJ: Referee Peterson calls for the bell, and Psycho not giving Rocker any room to breathe!!! Drops the knee into the small of the back of the Rocker!! And again!!!

DD: Rocker had fire in his eyes...he may have just got it knocked outta him! C'mon, Rocker!!

VJ: Psycho backs Rocker to the buckle...HARD knife edge chop to the chest!! And another one has the Roker reeling!!! Irish whip...reversal by Rocker sends Psycho bouncing off the buck--OOOH!!!!! Beautiful clothesline floors Psycho!!! And another one mows him down!!!! Rocker...the crowd starting to get behind him, and Rocker starting to gain some momentum!!! There's another Irish whip...Psycho off the buckle once again...Rocker fires right out of the ropes with a bulldog!!! That could do it right there! Yes! 1...2...THR--NO!!! He got the shoulder up...and the Rocker rolls out of the ring to catch a breather!

DD: Breather my ass! He's running!

VJ: I dunno about...hey wait just a minute!!! Psycho just said "Screw this"! Psycho...he is running!

DD: See, Vince! I'm never wrong!

VJ: Psycho climbing over the barricade...oh! Watch Rocker!!! Rocker out to the floor, and he catches Psycho by the hair!!! Rocker has him...he just said "You're not going anywhere"! Psycho's escape has been foi--OH MY GOODNESS WHAT A RIGHT HAND!!! And another one!!! Irish whip by Rocker...Psycho reverses---OH NO!!!! Rocker just hit hard off the steel ringpost!! And watch Psycho...CLOTHESLINE!!! ROCKER JUST SENT FLYING ONTO THE EAST TEXAS ANNOUNCER'S TABLE!!! Rocker...oh man, he just got leveled!!

DD: C'mon Peterson! Get in there and get control of this idiot!

VJ: Peterson in the ring putting the count down as Psycho...OH MY GOODNESS! Psycho is all over Rocker on this table!!! Rocker is in some trouble, folks!

DD: I tell ya what, Vince! If Rocker loses this match to a GNL loser...damn it, I'll bust a...

VJ: Will you stop?!

DD: I was gonna say gut! Geez!

VJ: Well right now, Rocker is out of it on the table, and Psycho's headed back into the ring! Psycho...he may be going for the countout here!

DD: Damn it, Rocker! Get the hell up...hey, what's he doing?!

VJ: Psycho...what is he doing?! Rocker...Psycho's headed up to the top! Don't tell me he's gonna...he's not gonna jump from there...is he?!

DD: No! No way, Vince!

VJ: Psycho on the top rope!! Rocker has yet to move off of that table!! Ladies and gentlemen...OOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DD: HAHAHA! What an idiot, Johnson!!!

VJ: Psycho...oh my goodness, I can't believe he...he attempted the Psycho Bomb from the top rope through the Announcer's table...but Rocker was able to move out of the way...and Psycho's not moving!

DD: Oh my God, he's dead!!!

VJ: He is not dead!

DD: Damn!

VJ: Will...(sighs)! Psycho may have just shattered his spine going through that table, and now the Rocker has him by the hair!! Rocker...Psycho just tossed back into the ring, and things are not looking up for the GNL right now!!

DD: Ya know what it's looking like to me, Vince?

VJ: Wha...

DD: SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! SWEEEEEEEEEEP, VINCE, SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!

VJ: Will you shut up about the sweep?! Rocker back into the ring...and look at Psycho!! Psycho begging off! Rocker not hearing it...OH! Boot right to the face! And a hard right hand sends Psycho back to the buckle!!! And look at Rocker now! Rocker stomping away!!! Burying the boots hard into the midsection of Psycho!

DD: Yeah! He's stomping a mudhole, and after the match he's gonna bury him in it!

VJ: You may be right! Look at Rocker! Stomping the holy hell outta Psycho, and this crowd is going crazy!!!! Rocker has him by the hair now...what's he setting up for...OH! Fisherman's Suplex by Rocker!!!!! The leg is hooked...1...2...NO!!!!! Psycho able to get the shoulder up...and oohhhh boy!!! Rocker's calling for it, ladies and gentlemen! He's calling for the Rocker Dropper!!

DD: Vinnie...

VJ: What?

DD: SWEEEEEEEEEEP!!! SWEEP, I TOLD YA! SWEEEEE--

VJ: DAMN IT! WILL YOU...Rocker off the ro--OH NO!!!!!!!! THAT SON OF A...PSYCHO JUST SHOVED THE REFEREE RIGHT INTO THE ROCKER!!!

DD: Huh...I didn't see that !

VJ: Well maybe if you weren't over here making an ass outta yourself you wouldn't have missed it!!! Referee Doug Peterson is down, and Rocker is checking on the official!

DD: Hey Rocker...Rocker! Turn around...OH!

VJ: Aww!!! Psycho from behind with an axehandle blow!!! Rocker went right down...and there's a hard boot to the head by Psycho!! Psycho now...he's got Rocker set up for something now---OH MY!!!!

DD: HAHA!!!

VJ: Rocker with a low blow!!!! Psycho wants to play dirty?! Well so can the Rocker...AND THERE IT IS!!!!!!! ROCKER DROPPER!!!!! THE LEG IS HOOKED...

DD: We don't have a referee!!!

VJ: Huh?! Damn it! Referee Peterson still down...hey wait! Who's that?!?!

DD: Huh?! Who the hell?!

VJ: Tha...THAT'S DJP!!! DJP IS IN THE RING!!!! DJP---OH NO!!!!!!!! INVERTED DDT ON THE ROCKER!!!!!!!! INVERTED DDT...my God!! I think...is he with the GNL, Dave?!

DD: No, he's with the NFL! What the hell do you think?!

VJ: DJP now...waking up the official!! Damn it! Don't tell me...Psycho's gonna steal this one, Dave!! Psycho with the cover..........1.........2.........3!!!!!!

DD: NO!!!!!!

VJ: HUH?! OH!!! HE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!! ROCKER GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!! PSYCHO CAN'T BELIEVE IT! AND NEITHER CAN DJP!!!

DD: See, Vince! These guys can't even interfere right, that's how bad they suck!

VJ: DJP is livid on the outside, as Rocker tries to get back to his fee--OH! Knee to the side of the head by Psycho!!! Psycho has Rocker by the hair now...Irish whip...Rocker with the reversal...

DD: WHAT?!?!

VJ: DJP...DJP caught Psycho's ankle when he was coming off...

DD: What the hell is he---HAHAHA!!!!

VJ: ROCKER DROPPER!!!!

DD: Yeah!!!!

VJ: Rocker hit the Rocker Dropper!!!! There's the cover...1...2...3!!!!! THIS ONE'S OVER!!!

DD: Vince...can you feel it?!

VJ: Hell yeah I can feel it!!! The NFWA goes up 2-0 against the GNL!!! And this crowd here in Houston is loving it!!!

DD: And you know what that means, Vince! Only 2 more matches and the GNL is GONE FOREVER!!!!

VJ: If the NFWA wins the next 2 matches, the GNL will never be able to show their faces on NFWA TV again!!! And look at DJP!! He can't believe it!

DD: Believe it, asslick! The GNL is G-O-N-E!! GONE, BABY!! I can't wait, Vince! This is great!!!

VJ: Standing backstage, we have...

(Scarlet KV walks down the hallway, when suddenly, stopped by a NFWA cameraman and reporter)

Scarlet KV: (Sighs) What do you want?

NFWA Reporter: SKV, we have 3 questions tonight... The first question is, are you nervous tonight?

Scarlet KV: (Staring at the reporter as if she's a moron) Listen... I am not scared of anyone. I respect people, but I do not fear them. I respect Tristram... I do not respect Ice Cube. Ice Cube is nothing but a loud mouth who THINKS he can take me... Tristram, is a arrogent S.O.B. as well... However, he managed to defeat me ONCE... This time, he isn't. (Smirks)

NFWA Reporter: Okay... 2nd question, are you really going to try to kill them?

Scarlet KV: (Smiles) I know I can't... Since I will get arrested AGAIN... However, I will TRY to if I get the chance, without anyone knowing.

NFWA Reporter: And our final question... Are you ready for a World Title shot?

Scarlet KV: ... I've only been waiting. This match is MINE, and I will defeat anyone... Whether if I have to kill my own brother for it, I will. I worked too damn hard to get this far... And I am not giving up! I am the Psycho of Madness, and the Near-Perfect Human Creation... And I will prove, TONIGHT... I am the greatest, in the NFWA!

(Scarlet KV laughs, as he walks away from the NFWA Reporter and Cameraman. The camera then cuts to a graphic for the next match, as "Smash Sumthin" by Redman plays in the background)

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, up next...the Divas take center stage, as the NFWA's Kammy does battle with the GNL's Tina! Both these women have undergone quite a bit of transformation over the past few weeks. Let's take a look...

VJ: This match is underway...KAMMY WITH THE SCHOOLGIRL!!!!! 1...2...3!!!!!! IT'S OVER THAT FAS---

DD: No, no!!! It was a 2!!! OH!!!

VJ: AND TINA DRILLS HER WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!! MY GOD!!!! What a way to kick this match off!!! Tina...she was under contract to the GNL since July, but remained loyal to Panther and the NFWA...up until last week that is...

DD: Vince, we saw the damn video! Shut the hell up and call the match!

VJ: Tina backs Kammy to the buckle...AND BURIES THE KICK INTO THE RIBS!!! And again!!! Hard kick to the ribs of Kammy!!! Tina outweighs Kammy by a good 50 pounds!! This may be somewhat of a mismatch!

DD: I dunno about tha--OOOH!!! GEEEZ!! Did you see that, Vince?!

VJ: Tina with 2 handfuls of hair just whipped Kammy across the ring!!! Kammy...my God, she's hurt!!

DD: Damn it...get up, Kammy! Don't blow this sweep for us!!!

VJ: Tina now...what's she doing here--OH C'MON!!!!!! Tina standing on Kammy's hair, and yanking on her arms--MY GOD!!! KAMMY SCREAMING IN PAIN HERE!!! GET IN THERE, STEPH!!! C'mon!!!

DD: Vince...I really don't know what to say here!! I mean...damn, c'mon Kammy!

VJ: Kammy had better do something soon or she's gonna be the 1^st point on the GNL's scoreboard! OH!!!!! Tina drives the elbow into the chest of Kammy!!!! And another one!!! Tina all over the former Women's Champion...and look at the smile on her face!!! This crowd...this crowd does not like the self-proclaimed Baddest Chick in the biz!!! Tina with the cover...1...2...KAMMY KICKS OUT!!!!

DD: C'mon Kammy!!! Get up...DAMN IT!!!

VJ: Reverse chinlock by Tina!!! Kammy...my goodness! Aside from that schoolboy in the early stages, Kammy has had virtually no offense in this match! I'm starting to wonder how wise a decision it was for her to make this challenge!

DD: Please, Johnson! You gotta remember this is Kammy we're talking about! I mean...not only is she NFWA, but she's Black Blood now!!!! There's no way she can lose!

VJ: Yeah...but Tina was NFWA and on top of that she was a part of the Dynasty!

DD: F*ck Tina! Kammy's gonna kick her ass as soon as she gets her mojo working! You just watch!

VJ: Well that mojo had better get working soon, cuz Kammy is fading! Tina leaning all 175 pounds across the neck of Kammy! This is a perfectly executed reverse chinlock...and Dave, I think Kammy may be out!!!

DD: Damn it Kammy! Get up!!!

VJ: Referee Jenkins in there to check the arm...it drops once!!!! She lifts it once again...and it drops a 2^nd time!

DD: Vince...get Kammy some cold water!! She cannot lose this match!!

VJ: Referee Jenkins is gonna check the arm a 3^rd time! Kammy...she's not moving!

DD: What about the sweep, Vince! What about the SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--

VJ: IT STAYS UP!!!!!!

DD: --EEEEEEEEEEEE--HAHAHA!!!! GO, KAMMY, GO!!! C'mon!!!

VJ: Kammy is still in this thing! And Tina can't believe it!!! This crowd rallying behind Kammy now! Can she escape this hold?! Can Kammy...she's up to 1 knee!!! Kammy...oh! Tina shoves her back down to the canvas, and drives the leg across the chest! There's a cover...2...KAMMY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! And look at Tina!!! Tina all up in the face is referee Stephanie Jenkins!!

DD: Hit her, Steph! Hit her!!!

VJ: Tina...she's obviously upset about that last count...and she just shoved referee Jenkins...Stephanie shoves her back!!!

DD: Um...Vince...

VJ: Tina and Stephanie...we've got a shoving match in that ring!

DD: Vince...

VJ: The tempers are flaring...

DD:VINCE...

VJ: OH!!!! DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN BY JENKINS!!! REFEREE STEPHANIE JENKINS JUST PUT TINA ON HER ASS...

VJ: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE'VE GOT A CATFIGHT ON OUR HANDS!!!! TINA AND THE REFEREE!!! TINA AND STEPHANIE BY GOD JENKINS ARE GOING AT IT ON THE MAT...

DD: STRIP HER, STEPH!! STRIP HER...HEY!!

VJ: Wait a minute...Kammy with a boot to the midsection of Tina...SUNSET FLIP BY KAMMY!!! TINA TRYING TO HANG ON!! TINA TRYING TO HANG ON...KAMMY TAKES HER OVER!!!! 1...2...TINA WITH THE KICKOUT!!! And Tina is not happy about that--OH!!!! She just tried to slap referee Jenkins...KAMMY BLASTS HER WITH A DDT!! And this crowd is on its feet!!

DD: Oh boy, Vince! A catfight and a SWEEEEEEEEEEP all in the same night!! I love it!!!

VJ: Kammy calling to this crowd!! It may be time for the World famous Kammyplex!! If she hits this, I don't care how big Tina is, she'll be going out!! Kammy has her by the hair...

DD: You think she can lift her, Vince?!

VJ: We're about to find out! Kammy has Tina--OH!!!! Tina just went for a low blow!

DD: Look ma...NO BALLS!!

VJ: Kammy with a huracanra--OH!!!!!!! TINA COUNTERS WITH DA BOMB!!!!!! DA BOMB BY TINA!!! The leg is hooked...1...2...KAMMY KICKS OUT!!!!!! KAMMY WILL NOT SAY DIE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!

DD: Yeah, but I tell ya what, Johnson! She steals Panther's move again, and Kammy's gonna be the last thing Tina's gotta worry about!

VJ: Tina has Kammy by the hair now! She's got her setup...oh my!! DDTINA!!!!!! LIGHT'S OUT!!! There's the cover...1...2...3!!!!! DAMN IT!!

DD: NO!!!!!!

VJ: Tina...the DDTina does the trick, and Tina picks up the victory, bringing the series 2-1!!

DD: No SWEEEEEEEEEEEP?!

VJ: No sweep, Dave.

DD: DAMN IT!!!!!!

VJ: Give credit to Kammy...hey wait a second. Tina out to the floor...she's looking under the ring for...OH NO!!!

DD: What is that?

VJ: Tina...she just pulled a sledgehammer and a steel chair out from underneath the ring!!! Is she...is she gonna do what I think she's gonna do?!

DD: Alright now...we don't need this happening again!

VJ: Tina...she just set Kammy's head on that chair!!! No!! C'mon...this is going too far, damn it!!! This is going too damn...

DD: PANTHER!!!

VJ: What?!?! Panther!!! Panther hits the ring...

DD: LOOK OUT...

VJ: OH!!! PANTHER DUCKS THE SLEDGEHAMMER...AND CONNECTS WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND!!! AND LOOK AT PANTHER!!! PANTHER HAMMERING AWAY ON TINA!!!!!

DD: Can he do this?!

VJ: He's doing it...CLOTHESLINE SENDS TINA TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! And this crowd is going wild!!!! Tina...Tina was responsible for putting Diamond, Panther's girlfriend out of action! Tina was responsible for giving Panther a concussion at Holiday Havok, and damn near did the same thing to Kammy just now!! And look at Tina! Tina giving Panther the badmouth out on the arena floor...thank God that Panther was able to get here when he did!!!

X-Pac: That damn Panther...man! Who the hell does he think he is!! Hitting on a woman like that!

Brad: Yeah! That absototalutely sucks pinky toe!!!!

Maim: (Slaps Blitz) Bitch!

X-Pac: (Pulling his hair) Damn it...I can't believe him...

Freak: It's cool! It's ok...when we get him and Lightning in the ring tonight, we're never gonna hafta worry about Panther putting his hands on Tina again. Hell...he we won't hafta worry about him putting his hands on anybody again!! Cuz he'll be gone for good!! (laughs)

X-Pac: (Smiles) Yeah! Yeah...that's right! He'll be gone for good!

Freak: Yeah!!

X-Pac: (Laughing) He'll be gone for good!!! That's right!! Tonight, after me and Freak beat Panther's ass, we will never hafta worry about his punk ass again! YEAH!

X-Pac: Hello...

X-Pac: Hello?! (Brief silence) Hello?! (Slams the phone down)

Freak: Who was that?!

X-Pac: I don't know!!! But lemme tell ya, tonight, we're gonna get rid of Panther once and for all, and there ain't a damn thing that anybody can do about it!!!

VJ: And there you see Lightning, ladies and gentlemen!!! Tonight, he has double duty, first as he teams with Panther against X-Pac and Freak as a part of the NFWA/GNL Best of 7 series, and then he goes 1 on 1 with Johnny Havok for the World Heavyweight Title! It was one year ago, Dave, that Lighting defeated Killa to win his 1^st NFWA Championship!!! Can he repeat here tonight?!

DD: Uh...I wanna say no...but now that I think of it, anybody's better than the skankhole we got now!

VJ: Stop it!

DD: Hey...isn't that a GNL ref!

VJ: Wel..yes it is. GNL referee Alan Cooper...

DD: That's the guy that screwed Panther a while back!!! How the hell did he get to ref this match?!

VJ: Well...the referees trying to make it fair. You can bet that all the GNL superstars have been saying the same thing about NFWA referees throughout the entire night!

DD: I don't give a damn what they say! This is an NFWA PPV, and I'd rather be watching ol' Lesbot Jenkins over this pencil neck pissant anyday!!!

VJ: She's not a les--OH!!!!! Rick Bruiser tossed out to the floor by Maim...and Mangle tossed to the floor by Nick!!! This thing spilling to the outside...

DD: See...this idiot lost control of the match already!!

VJ: That he has!!! Maim and Rick going at it over by us! On the other side of the ring we've got Mangle and Nick Bruiser going at it!!! The rivarly between these 2 teams actually dates back to June 2000 in the GNL...and Maim has a chair!!! Maim has a steel chair...

DD: Look out, Rick...OOOH!!!

VJ: Bruiser catches that shot hard across the back...AND ANOTHER ONE!!!

DD: Damn it, Vince?! Where's the DQ?!

VJ: The referee apparently letting this one fly!

DD: The hell he is! He's letting these jackoffs cheat! No fair!!!

VJ: Well let's not jump to conclusions..OH!!! Maim with another shot across the back of Bruiser!! And he jams the chairs hard into the ribs! Meanwhile, look on the other side of the ring!!! Mangle using that big boot to strangle Nick Bruiser against the ringpost!!! What's this now...irish whip by Mangle...Nick reverses...and MANGLE HITS HARD OFF THE STEEL BARRICADE!!!!! Mangle...

DD: HAHA! C'mon, Nick! Show em why Team Bruiser is the best damn...uh oh, Vince! Look!

VJ: Nick Bruiser looking under the ring for some toys now!! This one fixing to get hardcore, Dave!

DD: I like it! I like it! HAHAHA!

VJ: Bruiser...he just pulled out...what the hell is that?!

DD: (Sighs) Don't you know nothing?! It's a smokeless ashtray!!!

VJ: Smoke...what is that doing under the ring---OH!!!!!! IT JUST GOT SHATTERED OVER THE HEAD OF MANGLE!!!!! MANGLE IS DOWN, AND LOOK AT BRUISER GO!!!! STOMPING AWAY TO THE MIDSECTION! TO THE HEAD!!! NICK BRUISER IS TEARING MANGLE APART---

DD: Look out...(THUD/STATIC)

VJ: Oh my goodness!!!! Rick Bruiser just hiptossed Maim right into the lap of Delaware Dave!!!! Are you ok, Dave?! He's fine! This match is out of hand, and now Bruiser's got the chair! Bruiser's got that steel chair--AND HE IS ABSOLUTELY WEARING OUT MAIM!!!! RICK BRUISER TEARING FIRE TO HIS ASS, AND THIS CROWD IS GOING BONKERS!!!!!!!!!!

DD: (Adjusts headset) Vi--(static)...crazy as...(static) damn it!! Get this id--(static) outta my lap!! Damn it!!!

VJ: Dave having some technical difficulties, and Mass D having some of their own! Bruiser has Maim by the hair now...AND SLAMS HIM HARD INTO OUR TABLE!!!!!! AND AGAIN MAIM GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE WOOD!!! And look in the ring now! Nick just sent Mangle back into the ring!! Referee Cooper is all over Bruiser's case...OH! And he got knocked right on his ass for his troubles!! Team Bruiser is fired up, ladies and gentlemen!! Team Bruiser is fired up and ready to kick some GNL ass!!! Look at this...CLOTHESLINE!!! DOWN GOES MANGLE!!! Nick off the ropes with another clothesline that puts him flat on his back!!!! He has Mangle by the hair now...and sends him facefirst into the turnbuckle!!! Mangle...he may have a broken nose after that shot, and now look at Nick Bruiser opening up!!! Stomping away to the midsection of Mangle!

DD: Vince, can you hear me?

VJ: Huh? Yeah, I can hear you.

DD: Good! Now can you please get this idiot outta my lap!!!

VJ: Rick Bruiser was steady over here pummeling Maim! Maim has been busted wide open!

DD: I've got blood all over me, Johnson...aww no!!! No way!

VJ: Bruiser's got the stairs!!! Rick Bruiser is headed over here with the steel stairs!!!

DD: Damn it, Vince, get him away from me!!! Get him...

VJ: Maim still out of it in Delaware Dave's lap! What's Bruiser gonna do with those stairs...

DD: AAAAAAHHH...

VJ: WAIT A MINUTE!!! MAIM!!! HE JUST GRABBED OUR PITCHER OF KOOL AID AND TOSSED IT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF BRUISER!!!! RICK BRUISER HAS BEEN BLINDED BY KOOL AID!!!

DD: But what a way to go blind! HAHA--OH NO!!! RICK!!!

VJ: OH MY!!! Bruiser...he slipped on some of that Kool Aid and those stairs landed right on his face!!!! Rick Bruiser is down...

DD: Did you hear those stairs smack off his head?

VJ: Bruiser may have a concussion after that one. Concussions have been spreading around the NFWA like wildfire! And watch Maim! Maim has that chair once again! Maim has the chair---AND LOOK AT THIS!!! MAIM HAMMERING THOSE STAIRS RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF RICK BRUISER!!! MAIM BEATING THE HEL...RICK BRUISER BEING TAKEN APART OUT HERE!!!

DD: Damn it, ref! Do something about this idiot!

VJ: Referee Alan Cooper...I can understand wanting to see a clear cut winner, but my God, man! This is going too far!

DD: See, I told ya, Vince! You'd think this guy was a lesbian as bad as he's reffing this match!!!

VJ: Stop it!!! Maim using that chair now to choke Rick Bruiser with it!! And look back in the ring! Nick Bruiser with a scoop up...AND A SLAM ON MANGLE!!!! Nick Bruiser now...he looks like he's going up to the top...damn it! Maim has those stairs now!!!

DD: Huh?!

VJ: Maim has the stair...OH DAMN!!!!! DAMN IT!!! HE JUST THREW THOSE STAIRS DOWN ONTO THE HEAD OF RICK BRUISER!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!

DD: Oh my God, Vince!

VJ: GOD AS MY WITNESS HE CRUSHED BRUISER'S SKULL!!! DAMN IT TO HELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THAT!!!! And watch Nick!!! Nick Bruiser is up on the top rope...and watch Maim!! Maim shaking the ropes!!! Maim shaking the---OH MY!!!!

DD: What?!

VJ: GUILLOTINE LEG DROP BY BRUISER!!!! MAIM'S THROAT JUST BOUNCED OFF THAT TOP ROPE...uh oh!! Mangle catches him from behind!!! Mangle...oh no!!! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX FOLDS NICK UP LIKE AN ACCORDION!!!!! This one is all! Mangle with the cover...1...2...NO!!!!! Nick gets the shoulder up!!!

DD: I think we need some help for Rick out here! He's not moving!

VJ: Rick Bruiser is busted wide open! He hasn't moved since having those stairs dropped on his forehead! Those steps weight 25 pounds...I can't believe Maim did that! And now what's this? Mangle calling Maim into the ring!

DD: What's going on here?

VJ: Mangle has Nick set up...oh wait a minute! No! Oh no...ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION ON BRUISER!!!!!!!! NICK BRUISER HAS JUST BEEN PLANTED!!!!! Mangle with the cover...1...2...3!!!!! He got em!!!

DD: Damn!!!!

VJ: Mass D picks up the win...C'MON, DAMN IT! THE MATCH IS OVER!!!! The ma...Maim and Mangle still assaulting Nick Bruiser in the ring!

DD: Alright Vince, this is going too far!

VJ: Damn right it's going to far! Rick Bruiser hasn't move a muscle out here, and now Mass D...not again! Not again...ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION ON NICK!!!!!! Absolute...damn it, this is disgusting!!!!!!

DD: Can we get some help out here for Rick? Can we get some...

VJ: Aww wait a minute!!! Maim just brought that steel chair into the ring!!! C'mon, damn it!!!! Maim has a steel chair in there...and now Mangle has Nick setup once again!!! Don't tell me they're gonna...not on the chair!!! Not...OH GOD NO!!!!!!! ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION ON THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!! ABSOLUTE---IT'S JERICHO AND KAOS!!!! JERICHO AND KAOS HIT THE RING WITH CHAIRS...AND LOOK AT THE TOUGH GUYS!!!! Maim and Mangle leaving the ring!!!! Damn it!

DD: We need help out here!

VJ: The series has been tied!!! 2-2!!! But that's not the story here!!! The story is that Rick and Nick Bruiser...Team Bruiser have been Absolutely decimated out here!!!!

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen...Total Annihilation will be live on PPV, next month, but there you see the end result of that last match...Rick and Nick Bruiser...I must say that I'm not fans of theirs...I don't like the 2 sons of bitches, but this...they don't deserve this!

DD: See, Johnson! I told ya, these damn GNL guys are nothing but cheaters and cowards! Rick and Nick came out their prepared for a wrestling match! These idiots jump in the ring, all hopped up on steroids and they wanna break every rule in the book!

VJ: Well that last match tied the series...backstage, Amy Dumas is standing with T Money! Amy...

AD: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm standing here with the Universal Champion, T Money! And T, tonight you do battle with Rage one more time, in what is perhaps the most dangerous match in the history of the business...Total Destruction! Are you ready?

T Money: Am I ready?! Am I ready?! Amy...I'm T Money! I'm the Ultimate Thug! The One Man Killin Spree...I WAS BORN...READY!!! Ya dig?!

AD: (Nods)

T Money: Ya see. Rage! Boy...I been kicking yo ass almost since the day I came into the NFWA!! Everytime you step into the ring with T Money, yo ass has been beat, and my hand has been raised!!! Think about it, Rage! TV Title Match...I whooped yo ass!!! Universal Title...I whooped yo ass!!! Hell...last month, you went and cryed to Panther! "Oh Panther...T Money can't play fair! I want a match with no interference..." BAM!!!! You got yo match...and BAM!! You got yo ass beat one more time!!! And you know why that is, Rage? Cuz I'm better than you! Simple as that, dawg! I'm better than the One Man Riot! I'm better than you ever was...and I'm better than you ever will be! And tonight--(Crash)

AD: What was that?

T Money: Wh...OH SH*T!!! (Runs away)

VJ: What the hell is...OH!!! IT'S FIRESTORM!!

DD: Run, T!!! Run!!!

VJ: Firestorm is back!!! And he's got the sledgehammer once again!!! My goodness...Firestorm has T Money on the run once again!!!

DD: Damn it...will somebody call the white coats and do something about that psychopath?!?!

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen…Kerrboski headed back to the locker room after attacking his own teammate, Adam C. Edwards…and that DQ victory gives the GNL the lead in the series!!! The NFWA is down 3-1!!!

DD: First off, you non-numerical nutjob, we're down 3-2! 2^nd…DQ's don't count, do they?!

VJ: They sure as hell do!!!

DD: Bull piss!!! I can't believe this, Johnson!!!

Kerrboski: (Takes a bow) Thank you…thank you!

X-Pac: Hey man…I gotta tell ya! Normally when a GNL guy runs out and attacks another member of the GNL, I'd have a problem with it…but what you did…man it was brilliant! I mean, 3-2!!! One more win and the GNL makes wrestling history!!

GNL Stars: YEAH!!!!

X-Pac: Reaper…man it's all up to you!!! You win this match…you beat Psycho Stevo…man, you're a hero!!! (Stars cheer in the background) No, no, no!!! You're not a hero…you're a friggin' LEGEND!!!!! (Stars cheer once again) Reaper…Grim Reaper…tell me, man!!! Are you gonna go out there and whip some NFWA ass tonight?!

Grim Reaper: Hell…yeah!!

X-Pac: I said are you gonna go out there and whip some NFWA ass tonight?!

Grim Reaper: HELL YEAH!!

X-Pac: I can't hear you?! Are you gonna go out there and whip some NFWA ass tonight?!

Grim Reaper: HEEEEELLLLLL….YEEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!

X-Pac: THAT'S RIGHT!!! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!! Go out there and do it man!!!!

AD: Well Panther…the NFWA is down 3-2! This next match could be the difference maker here. Any worries?

Panther: (Smirks) Amy…Amy…Amy! I realize that you're still kinda new around here, so lemme make one thing clear to ya, sweetie…I DON'T WORRY! (Crowd cheers) I'm not worried in the least bit, because I know who we are, Amy, and that's the Best Damn Fed in the biz! And I damn sure know what the GNL is, and that's a 2^nd rate…(crowd pops/Panther sighs) Amy, baby! I'm tired of saying it! You know what it is, so you can be sure that the NFWA will come out on top, by hook or by crook!

AD: Ok…Panther, if Psyko Stevo is able to defeat the Grim Reaper in the next match, the series will be even at 3…which makes your match with Lightning the deciding match of the night. Now…I know that you and Lightning never really got along…you've got a long history! But Panther…tonight in that Tag Match, can you honestly look Lightning in the face and say that you can trust him after all you've been through?

Panther: (Smiles) A wise man once said DTA, Amy! Don't trust anybody, and I know that that's the damn Truth! Do I trust Lightning? Hell no! I don't trust him as far as I can throw him? Do I like the man? Nah! I hate his guts! But without a shadow of doubt, I respect the man, and I have confidence in the man, because when we're in the heat of battle…the final battle against the GNL, I wanna have somebody strong on my side who I know can hold up his end of the bargain! And Lightning is that man, Amy! And I've got so much confidence in the man, that I am willing to bet my career on it!!! Now earlier tonight I saw X-Pac and the GNL over in their locker room! They're laughing! They're cheering! They're talking about how after tonight they'll never hafta tonight they'll never hafta deal with Panther again! And they're gonna laugh their asses right into the employment line! Because tonight, Amy, I think…no…I know…no…I GUARAN-DAMN-TEE that we will not lose!!!! We cannot lose! I promise that tonight…the NFWA will reign supreme..Da Bomb will be dropped on the GNL once and for all…and I will prove once again why things will ALWAYS be going the NFWA way!!! And Amy…as new as you are, I'm sure you know why that is!

AD: Uh…CUZ THERE CAN'T BE ANY OTHER WAY?!?!?!

Panther: (Pinches Amy's cheek) DAMN…RIGHT!!!

AD: Well ladies and gentlemen, Panther's confident that the NFWA will come on top in the end. I sure hope he's right! Vince…back to you!!!

DD: Can you believe the ignorance of that kamikaze slut, Amy Dumas, Vince?!

VJ: (Confused)

DD: Well…

VJ: I'm gonna ignore you right now. The GNL is up 3-2 here tonight as these 2 lock up in the center of the ring!!! Psyko Stevo and the Grim Reaper!! Stevo the reigning NFWA X-Treme Champion…Reaper the former GNL Hardcore Champion!

DD: Is this match gonna be Hardcore rules?

VJ: Let's just hope that it doesn't turn out like that tag match earlier on! The Bruisers being treated in the back--OH!! Beautiful armdrag takedown by Stevo!! And another one sends Reaper to the mat!!! And another…and Stevo locks up on the armbar!!! Psyko Stevo…the reigning King of X-Treme getting a little technical here!

DD: Yeah, but we don't need technical when we're down 3-2! We need him to knock this Reaper guy the f*ck out! C'mon, Stevo!

VJ: Please!!! Reaper…nice roll through out of the armbar and reverses into one of his own!! And Stevo turns it right back around!!! This match starting off surprisingly technical…OH!!! Yank of the hair by Reaper sends Stevo to the mat…REAPER MISSES WITH THE ELBOW DROP!! And watch Stevo now!! Stevo off the ropes…Reaper back to his feet AND WALKS RIGHT INTO A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!! There's the cover…1…2…HE GOT--no!! Psyko Stevo with the near-fall, and Grim Reaper's gonna take a little breather on the outside!!

DD: C'mon, Reaper! What was all that crap about you whipping some NFWA ass?

VJ: Reaper on the outside…aww…he's complaining about a hair pull! What kinda crap is…OH!!! Stevo just teased a dive, and Reaper getting out of dodge! He wants no part of that!

DD: C'mon! This guy is sposed to be the most Hardcore guy in the GNL! Why's he acting like a bitch, Vince?!

VJ: Watch your language!

DD: I can't see it!

VJ: Reaper now…wait a second. Reaper pulling up the ring apron! He may be looking for weapons…but watch Stevo! Stevo out to the apron…

DD: Hey Reaper! Look up, you idiot!

VJ: Reaper's under the ring…he doesn't even see it coming--OH!!!! SUNSET FLIP OFF THE APRON BY STEVO!!!! OH!!!!!! AND REAPER BASHED HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH A TRASHCAN LID!!!!

DD: What the…HEY!!

VJ: Reaper…my God, Stevo just got his brains knocked out!! And watch Reaper! Reaper measuring him with that can lid again…AND HE NAILS HIM RIGHT IN THE TOP OF THE HEAD!!!!! Psyko Stevo…c'mon ref! What are ya there for?!?! Reaper tosses Stevo back into the ring! And there's the cover! Not like this! 1…2…NO!!!! Stevo gets the foot on the ropes!!! The GNL almost stole this thing, folks!

DD: And where the hell was the DQ?!?! I mean…damn it, last time I checked, this wasn't a Hardcore match!

VJ: Once again, referees showing a little leeway! But I wanna remind Jim Jonathan that if we lose this series, he will more than likely be out on the streets!! OH!!! Reaper slaps the goozle on Psyko Stevo, and look at this! Reaper choking the life out of the Psykotic one…c'mon, damn it!!!

DD: I'm begging Jonathan to show some balls and disqualify this idiot!

VJ: Psyko Stevo is in some real trouble…and Reaoer choking him once again! Blatantly in front of the referee…and now Jonathan's in there! Referee Jonathan all up in the face of the Grim Reaper…OH! Reaper just took a swing at the ref!! Reaper…and Jonathan's not backing down!!!

DD: Vince, we might have another ref fight on our hands tonight!

VJ: We damn sure could! Grim Reaper and referee Jim Jonathan exchanging some heated--OH!!! STEVO WITH THE ROLLUP!! 1…2…HE GOT HIM!!!! NO HE DIDN'T!!! It was only a 2!!! Psyko Stevo has gotta…c'mon Stevo! Get bac--oh no!!! Reaper has him by the throat…AND TOSSES STEVO BACK TO THE BUCKLE!! And look at Reaper go to work here!!! Hard right hands to the side of the head of Stevo!! The X-Treme Champ being pummeled in there! And this crowd doesn't like it one bit!

DD: Damn it, Stevo!! Can you imagine what will happen if the GNL takes FNS?!

VJ: Tha…I can't even imagine that! But that's what's gonna happen if Stevo doesn't get himself together!! Irish whip…Stevo into the ropes…and Reaper POUNDS HIM WITH A POWERSLAM!! The leg is hooked!! 1…2…NO!!! Stevo manages to kickout somehow…AND REAPER RIGHT BACK TO THE CHOKE!!! Right back…referee Jonathan again trying to get him away…AND REAPER SHOVES HIM RIGHT ON HIS ASS!

DD: Damn it! That's a disqualification and you know it, Johnson! C'mon!!

VJ: Jim Jonathan…STEVO WITH AN INSIDE CRADLE!!!! THE REFEREE IS WAY OUT OF POSITION…1…2…NO!!!!!!! Reaper able to get the shoulder up!!! And now watch Stevo!!! Stevo trying to get back to his feet…

DD: Watch Reaper though…

VJ: Grim Reaper back up as well--OH NO!!!! REAPER HAS STEVO BY THE THROAT!!! Reaper…no!! No…CHOKESLAM ON STEVO!!!!! HE FOLDED HIS NECK…OH MY GOD HE MAY BE DEAD!!!!! And look at the smile on the face of the Grim Reaper…listen to the boos from this capacity crowd!!! Ladies and gentlemen…the face of the NFWA could change forever right here!

DD: Well damn it, Vince! I guess this means no more FNS!

VJ: Damn it, Stevo get it together, man!!! Stevo…oh! Reaper just signaled for the kill!! Damn it…don't let it end like this, Dave!!! Don't let it end…

DD: What do you want me to do?! Bust a cap in his ass?! Cuz I'll do it…

VJ: No, you sit down! The Grim Reaper lifting Stevo back to his feet…we may be just seconds away for a GNL victory!!! (Sighs) Oh no!

DD: Powerbomb?

VJ: That's what it looks like! Powerbomb coming up!!! Reaper…damn it--OH!!!!!!

DD: What in the world?!

VJ: STEVO COUNTERS WITH A FACEBUSTER!!! STEVO COUNTERS…REAPER'S FACE JUST BOUNCED RIGHT OFF THE MAT!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!

DD: Cover him, Stevo!!! He's right there! Turn him over and cover him!

VJ: Stevo is spent!! Stevo down on the mat!! If he can turn him over…can he…can he…YES!!! 1…2…THR--DAMN IT!!! HE KICKED OUT!!!!!! The Grim Reaper kicked out!!! My God I can't believe it!

DD: How the hell did he kick outta that?!

VJ: God only knows! And this crowd rallying behind Stevo! Rallying behind this man to get himself together…c'mon, Stevo!!!

DD: The NFWA is depending on your ass!!!

VJ: Both men attempting to get back to their feet…watch Reaper now…right hand blocked by Stevo…AND STEVO RESPONDS WITH A RIGHT OF HIS OWN!!!! Reaper tries for another one…Stevo connects again!! And again!! Stevo starting to build a little momentum! Irish whip sends Reaper into the ropes…Reaper ducks the clothesline…off the other side…oh! Stevo tried for a boot, but it's caught by---OH!!!!!!!

DD: ENZUIGURI!!!!!

VJ: Enzuiguri by Stevo caught him right in the back of the head! Cover that man! 1…2…NO!!! Reaper able to get the shoulder up!!! And now watch Stevo! Stevo lifts him back to his feet…HARD chop sends him back into the buckle!! And another one! Stevo lighting up the chest of the Grim Reaper!! And watch this now! Irish whip…OH!! Reaper reverses and sends Stevo crashing into the buckle!! And watch Reaper now! Reaper charges in…

DD: Look out--hey! What the…what the hell?

VJ: Stevo caught Reaper coming in…oh my goodness! THE WIDOWMAKER!!!!! THE WIDOWMAKER ON THE GRIM REAPER!!! THE CROWD IS ON ITS FEET!!!!

DD: Listen to him scream, Vince! Hey!

VJ: Referee Jonathan putting the count down…and Stevo breaks the hold!

DD: Oh! This idiot Grim Reaper can break every rule in the book, but Stevo locks one Widowmaker in and he's ready to DQ him!

VJ: It's an illegal hold, Dave!

DD: Illegal my ass! Jonathan's nothing but an alcoholic and you know it!

VJ: Will you…boot to the head of the Reaper by Stevo! And another one! Stevo has him by the hair! Scoop up and sla--blocked!!! Reaper blocks the slam…OH NO!!!!!! NO!!!! STEVO…OH MY…NO!!!!!! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!!!!! PSYKO STEVO HAS JUST BEEN PLANTED!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! REAPER WITH THE COVER…1…2…3!!!!!!!

DD: NO NO NO!!!! FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!!!

VJ: Huh…oh!!! Stevo got his foot…this thing isn't over yet!!!! And the Reaper can't believe it! He thought he had him!

DD: Well he thought wrong, Vince! Hey!

VJ: Now wait just a minute! Grim Reaper shoving referee Jonathan once again!!! C'mon, now!!!

DD: Maybe if his dumb ass would worry about getting the pin instead of messing with the ref this thing would be over now!!

VJ: Stevo using the ropes to pull himself back up…AND HE CATCHES A BOOT RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!!! And a hard shot to the throat sends him back into the buckle! What's this now? Reaper has Stevo set up on top! What's he going for here?

DD: Looks like a superplex or something…oh no he's not!

VJ: Reaper…is he gonna do..Reaper climbing the ropes with Stevo…OH MY GOD! HE'S GONNA CHOKESLAM HIM FROM THE TOP!

DD: No! He can't do that, Vince!

VJ: He cannot…if Reaper hits this, this match will surely be over!! Reaper…no, damn it!!! No…STEVO WITH A LOW BLOW!!!!!!

DD: What?!

VJ: Psyko Stevo with an uppercut…a shot right to the groin!!! And The Reaper goes ALLLLLL THE WAY DOWN!!!!!!! And listen to this crowd!

DD: Wait a second! He's going up, Vince! He's going up!

VJ: Reaper is down on the mat! Stevo's on top!!! Oh my goodness! THERE IT IS!!! THE PSYKOTIC SENTON!!!!!!!! STEVO WITH THE COVER…THE LEG IS HOOKED…HE GOT HIM!!!!!!!

DD: HAHA! I told ya, Vince!! No worries!!

VJ: Oh please!!! Psyko Stevo pulls one out by the skin of his teeth!! And…man!!! This crowd was certainly on edge in that one!! The NFWA on the brink of elimination, but now the score has been tied!!! It's 3 falls a piece, and the final match will decide it all! Panther and Lightning against X-Pac and Freak!!! It's gonna be a war!!!!!

DD: Vince…what is that idiot still doing here?!

VJ: Firestorm…Firestorm back there with that sledgehammer! Still looking for T Money!!! Still looking for revenge after being assaulted by his own Black Blood teammates last week at Holiday Havok! But speaking of Black Blood, Dave! It's up next! The Intercontinental Title will be on the line! It's Ice Cube defending against Scarlet KV and Tristram! Let's show you the events that led up to this encounter!

DD: Yeah, and to top it off, we get to see old crossdressing Kyle put out of wrestling for good!

VJ: "Crossdressing Kyle"?

DD: I'm talking about Martha Stewart! Ice Cube!!! Dead Man Walking!

VJ: Well you see the staredown in the center of the ring! There's been a lot of tension over the past week between Scarlet KV and Tristram! One has to ask himself was Ice Cube right when he said that Black Blood will be weakened by this match?! Will Black Blood be able to survive Apocalypse Now…

DD: Please, Johnson! You're listening to a guy that got his brains knocked out about a month or so ago! That idiot don't even know if he's coming or going! Trust me…Tristram and KV will be on the same page, and Ice Cube is going down! And that's a promise!!

VJ: And there you see him! The NFWA I-C Champion…OH! And look at KV and Tristram!! Black Blood were staring each other down in the ring…and they just turned to Ice Cube!!! They just…

DD: Look at that idiot! He's like a dear in headlights!!

VJ: And watch Black Blood! KV and Tristram rushing Ice Cube on the floor…they're not gonna wait for him to get to the ring!!!

DD: Incoming…OH!!!

VJ: ICE CUBE DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE, AND TAKE A LOOK AT THIS NOW!!! ICE CUBE FIRING OFF WITH HARD RIGHT HANDS!!! HARD RIGHT HANDS TO THE HEAD OF SCARLET KV!!! TRISTRAM EATS ONE AS WELL!!

DD: Look at him! He's like a cornered rat!!

VJ: Ice Cube desperately trying to fight off this pack of lions…Tristram with a double leg takedown…and KV is all over him!! IT'S A BLACK BLOOD MUGGING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!

DD: HAHAHA! Yeah, Vince!! I told ya!! Black Blood is definitely gonna be on the same page!! Blood is thicker than gold! Remember that!

VJ: Blood is not thicker than gold, but why let the facts get in the way of a good story?

DD: Damn right! Shut your yap, skankhole!

VJ: (Rolls eyes) Tristram headed back to the ring now…and KV is all over Ice Cube on the outside. He's got Ice Cube by the hair…AND SLAMS HIM HARD INTO THE STEEL GUARDRAIL!!! And once again, Ice Cube eats the steel!!!

DD: Vince, do you smell what I smell?

VJ: I don't even wanna know what you smell!

DD: I smell a new champion!!

VJ: KV with an Irish whip…Ice Cube reverses, and this time KV goes into the guardrail!!! Now is Ice Cube's time to capitalize! He charge--OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!

DD: HAHA!

VJ: Drop toe hold by KV just sent Ice Cube crashing headfirst into the steel!!! Ice Cube…he may be busted open!

DD: HAHA! Vince, is there any denying it now?! That Black Blood is 10 times better than the Riot Make…hey what's going on?

VJ: Referee Jenkins is putting the count down on KV and Ice Cube!! Tristram is in the ring! Scarlet KV and Ice Cube are going at it in the aisle! She's up to 5…

DD: Wait a second! What happens if they get counted out!

VJ: That means Tristram becomes the #1 contender!!! Tristram becomes the #1 contender if…she's up to 7!!

DD: Uh…Scarlet! You might wanna…

VJ: 8…KV just noticed the referee counting, and now look at him! Scarlet KV running back to the ring! That's 9…OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!! BASEBALL SLIDE BY TRISTRAM JUST CAUGHT SCARLET KV RIGHT IN THE MUSH!!!

DD: What the hell are you doing, ya damn fool?! NO!!

VJ: Tristram! Right hands!! Tristram opening up on Scarlet KV! Irish whip…OH!! KV goes flying off the post!! And Tristram drills him with a DDT on the arena floor!!! Oh my goodness, ladies and gentlemen! Tristram could pull off the upset here!!! He tosses KV back into the ring…

DD: Tristram…you idiot! You're supposed to be working together! You're supposed to be…NO!!!!

VJ: HIGH CROSS BODY!!!!!! KV IS DOWN!!! TRISTRAM WITH THE COVER…1…2…ICE CUBE YANKS HIM OUT OF THE RING!!!

DD: (Breathing heavily) Oh…oh my heart, Vince! My heart!

VJ: Tristram and Ice Cube slugging it out on the arena floor now!!! Tristram and Ice Cube…AND ICE CUBE IS WINNING, DAVE!!

DD: He is not! He's cheating and you know it!

VJ: Ice Cube with those right hands…there's an elbow to the side of the head that has Tristram reeling!!! OH!! Tristram tries for a right hand, but Ice Cube caught it…WHAT?!?!

DD: What the hell…HANDCUFFS?!?!?!

VJ: Ice Cube!!! Ice Cube just handcuffed Tristram to the guardrail!!!!!

DD: What…he can't do that?!

VJ: Tristram has been handcuffed to the guardrail!!! The Black Blood advantage has been neutralized!! What a brilliant move by Ice Cube!!

DD: What a cheap move, if you ask me!!! Get him, KV!!!

VJ: Ice Cube hits the ring…KV misses with a clothesline…Ice Cube off the ropes…AND HE CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE OF HIS OWN!!!

DD: Damn it!!

VJ: And another one!! And an inverted atomic drop sends KV back into the buckle!!! And watch Ice Cube!! Ice Cube mounts him!!

DD: Tristram!!!! Somebody get out there and help Tristram!!! NO!!!

VJ: 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10!!! 10 PUNCHES RIGHT TO THE HEAD!!!! Scarlet KV has been knocked goofy! And watch the Champion now!! Ice Cube with a boot to the midsection! This arena is on its feet…

DD: No…

VJ: SITDOWN POWERBOMB!!!! PERFECTLY EXECUTED!!! ICE CUBE…2…HE GOT HI---NO!!!! KV somehow got the shoulder up!!!

DD: Vince, how the hell can you look me in the face and tell me that you condone this type of cheating?!

VJ: Well…Stephanie Jenkins out to the arena floor to see what she can do to help?

DD: She can Disqualify Ice Cube and hand the title over to Black Blood! That kinda crap has no business in professional wrestling, and you know it, Vince!

VJ: Tristram's about to have a hit on the outside! Meanwhile, Ice Cube hammering away with left hand jabs to the head of KV!!! Irish whip…KV off the buckle and Ice Cube has him now…SAMOAN DROP ON SCARLET KV!!! The leg is hooked…HEY REF!!!!! The referee is out on the floor with Tristram…

DD: HAHA! Well the lady's gotta do her job, Vince! Can't knock her for that!

VJ: Ice Cube has the cover!! Stephanie Jenkins nowhere to be found…NOW SHE SEES IT!!! Stephanie hits the ring…1…2…NO!!! Ice Cube may have had the win right there!

DD: Vince, as long as you've been in this biz you should know that this is a game of woulda and shoulda and coulda! Now he woulda had the win, but he didn't, cuz Stephanie Jenkins shoulda disqualified his Yankee ass for using those cuffs against Tristram, and Scarlet KV coulda been screwed outta that match right there, but thanks to…

VJ: OH WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?! Ice Cube beefing with Stephanie about the count! Oh no! Look at KV!!! KV getting back to his feet…TURN AROUND, ICE CUBE!!! Turn…OH!!!!!!! ICE CUBE MISSES WITH THE ICE BREAKER…KV WITH A DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE KNEE!!!!!

DD: HAHA!! What a move by KV!!!

VJ: There's the cover…1…2…KICKOUT by the Champion! Scarlet KV…Rage's knee troubles have been well documented since Dead or Alive! We may have another knee injury right here!

DD: I told ya, Vince! There is no way…hey, here comes Kammy!

VJ: Kammy is out here now…Kammy trying to figure out a way to help out Tristram!! Tristram is virtually helpless, here!

DD: Vince, I say we give him the title by default!

VJ: What do you mean give him the…what's the matter with you?!

DD: Well look at him out there! He's like…one of those little puppies down at the mall!

VJ: Well if you wanna pet him, go ahead! Right now, Ice Cube is getting his knee taken apart by the Psycho of Madnes…OOH!!! He drives the elbow right into the insertion of the knee!!! AND AGAIN!!!!!! Ice Cube in some pain! And watch this now! Scarlet KV picking Ice Cube back to his feet…

DD: It's about to be over! Right here…

VJ: Dragon screw leg whip!!! Ice Cube's knee just wreched…and look at KV!!!! KV turns him over…INTO AN STF!!!!!!! STF BY SCARLET KV!!!! ICE CUBE…LISTEN TO HIS THE CHAMPION SCREAM!!!!

DD: I think he's gonna tap, Vince!

VJ: Ice Cube…my God…Kammy motioning for security to aide Tristram, but it may not matter!! Ice Cube may be done right here! Ice Cube…KV has it locked on in the center of the ring…

DD: It's OVER Vinnie..wait!!!

VJ: Scarlet KV breaks the hold…

DD: What the hell's he doing?!

VJ: it looks like…KV gonna turn him over into a figur fo---OOOOOOH!!!!!!

DD: What in the World…KV!!!

VJ: Scarlet KV just booted right into the steel ringpost by Ice Cube!!!!! KV…he may have separated his shoulder right there…and now the crowd trying to rally behind Ice Cube!! Trying to come together to get the I-C Champ back into this match!!!

DD: I think he should be disqualified, Johnson! That is flagrantly illegal use of the STEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!

VJ: Ice Cube…Ice Cube trying to get back to his feet…and there you can see the damage that has been done! Ice Cube limping slightly…Scarlet KV is in some deep trouble over there…

DD: Damn it, KV…OH NO!! HE FELL!!

VJ: KV falling over the turnbuckles! He may have hit his head on the post too, as Ice Cube tries to capitalize! Yes! He's got KV by the tights…oh no! Wait a second!

DD: Hey! What this…

VJ: KV caught the ankle!!! Ice Cube…I've never seen anything like this in my like! Scarlet KV clinging on the turnbuckles like some kinda orangutan…AND ICE CUBE GOES DOWN!!! Scarlet KV…what the hell…

DD: What's he doing, Johnson?

VJ: He just pulled Ice Cube into the post! Scarlet…OH MY GOODNESS!!! RINGPOST FIGURE FOUR!!!!

DD: Huh?! HEY!!! It is!!!!

VJ: Scarlet KV with some sort of modified figure four around the ringpost!! Referee Stephanie Jenkins calling for the break!

DD: He's fixing to break that idiot's le…

VJ: TRISTRAM!!! TRISTRAM'S FREE, DAVE!!! TRISTRAM'S FREE!!

DD: Wait a minute…what the hell…OOOOH!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: HE JUST KICKED SCARLET KV RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!!!!! My goodness, what a shot!!!!

DD: HAHA!!! Free at Last!!! Free at Last!!!

VJ: Tristram…finally set free by security, and this match has just turned into a Triple Threat all over again!!! Ice Cube hobbling back to his feet…

DD: Oh Ice Cube…HAHAHA!!!

VJ: Tristram drives him to the canvas with a bulldog!!! There's the cover…1…2…NO!!!!!!! Ice Cube barely able to get the shoulder up!!! And look at Tristram!! Tristram firing away with right hands to the head of Ice Cube!!! Ice Cube is getting his clock cleaned in there!

DD: Yeah, Vince! That only shows how much of an idiot Ice Cube is! I mean…he handcuffed Tristram to make the match 1 on 1! All he did was make him the fresher man in the match! Tristram's gonna win!

VJ: Tristram is like…he's like a caged animal all over Ice Cube! And watch KV!!! Scarlet KV trying to get back into the ring…OH! Tristram right on him!!!! Tristram could pull this one out, Dave?!

DD: Can you feel it, Vince? Tristram, the GNL Champion…the I-C Champion, and the NFWA Champion!!! HAHAHA! That would be great!!!

VJ: Tristram setting KV up on the top…superplex or something coming up!

DD: He may be going for the End!

VJ: You may be right! Ice Cube trying to get back to his…OH!!! Tristram catches him with a dropkick right to the head!!! And now he's going back to KV…right hand to the head! And another! Tristram climbing the ropes…

DD: This one fixing to be over Vinnie…HEY!!! What the…

VJ: HE'S BITING HIM!!! SCARLET KV BITING THE FACE OF TRISTRAM…AND WATCH ICE CUBE!!! ICE CUBE FROM BEHIND…

DD: Hey wait a minute!!! Wait a minute…

VJ: RUNNING POWERBOMB!!!!!!!!!! TRISTRAM JUST PLANTED!!!! THE COVER…2…KV BREAKS UP THE COUNT!!! What a ballte ladies and gentlemen!!!!

DD: A what?!

VJ: A battle! These 3 men giving it their all!!! KV has Ice Cube by the hair…SMALL PACKAGE BY CUBE…1…2…KICKOUT BY KV!!! Both men back to their feet now…Ice Cube catches KV with a right hand!!! And another one, sends him staggering into the ropes!!! Irish whip by Ice Cube…he ducks the head, and KV catches him coming off…backslide!!!! ICE CUBE'S SHOULDERS TO THE MAT…1…2…KICKOUT BY CUBE…

DD: WAIT A MINUTE!!

VJ: SUNSET FLIP BY KV ON TRISTRAM…1…2…ICE CUBE BREAKS UP THE COUNT!!! And what's this now…OH MY GOODNESS!!! MAJISTRAL CRADLE ON TRISTRAM…1…2…KV BREAKS UP THE FALL!!! These 3 men…my goodness what a war!!

DD: You ain't lying, Johnson! This is getting real good!

VJ: And look at KV and Ice Cube! These 2 men slugging it out once again in the center of the ring!! Uh oh!! Tristram shoves Cube into the ropes…tries for the rollup but Ice Cube grabs a hold off the top rope!!! Ice Cube not going anywhere…but watch KV!! KV with a waistlock on Tristram!

DD: What the hell is he doi---OOOOOOH!!!!! OH MY GOD…DID YOU SEE THAT?!

VJ: TRIPLE GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!!!!!!! BOTH ICE CUBE AND TRISTRAM BOUNCING HARD OFF THE CANVAS!!!! AND HOUSTON, TX IS ON ITS FEET!!!

DD: I gotta hand it to all of em, Vince! This is a helluva match!!

VJ: Tristram…aww man! He's hur--OH!!! He rolls right off the apron and smacks hard off the arena floor!!!! And look back in the ring! KV crawling to the prone body of Ice Cube!! If he gets the cover, he could be the #1 contender going into Total Annihilation next month…YES!!!! The leg is hooked…2…no!!!!! NO!!!!! ONLY A 2!!!!!!!

DD: Damn it!! What does it take to beat this guy, Vince?!

VJ: Ice Cube will not say die! It's like…it's like his hands are glued to that I-C Title belt! And KV catches him by the hair now! And KV…oh! He says he's gonna finish him off!

DD: HAHA! I asked, and I'm about to receive…hey wait…

VJ: OH! Double leg takedown by Ice Cube!!! Scarlet KV…OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! KV JUST SLINGSHOT HARD OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!!! Scarlet KV is out of it, and here it comes!! Ice Breaker comin--OOOOOH!!!!!! TRISTRAM JUST…OH MY GOD!!!!!

DD: DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!

VJ: HE JUST SHATTERED THAT CINDER BLOCK OVER THE HEAD OF ICE CUBE!!!! THE CHAMPION IS OUT!!!! THE CHAMPION IS OUT…KV WITH A SCHOOLBOY ON TRISTRAM…1…2…3!!!!!!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!

DD: HAHAHA!!! What about it, Vinnie!!!!

VJ: Ice Cube is out like a light!

DD: He's out…COLD, Vince! Get it?! Out…COLD!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

VJ: This is the biggest bunch…KV with a schoolboy on Tristram when his back was turned, and he walks out with the I-C Title!!! But the bigger story is that KV is now the #1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship!!!

DD: Vince, you and your stories! This ain't Mother Goose! This is the NFWA, and the fact of the matter is…KV BEAT ICE CUBE'S ASS!!!!! I LOVE IT!!

VJ: No! That cinder block beat Ice Cube's ass! As a matter of fact…if not for Tristram and that…my God, where the hell did that thing come from?

DD: It doesn't matter! All that matters is that Scarlet KV has proved once and for all that Black Blood is the dominant group in the NFWA!!! All we need is for T Money to end Rage's career, and this'll be the single greatest night in the history of our sport, Johnson!

VJ: Ok, Tony!

VJ: Well up next, ladies and gentlemen…it's do or die for both the NFWA and GNL! The series is tied 3-3 as Panther and Lightning team to face X-Pac and Freak of the GNL!! Let's show you how this match came about!!!

VJ: That narrator gets better every week!

DD: Doesn't he?

DD: HAHA! About time these rednecks here and Texas know a true hero when they see him!

VJ: Who, Lightning?

DD: Hell no! I'm talking about Panther!! The brightest mind in the game! The CEO of the NFWA! My personal hero, Vince!

VJ: (Smiles/rolls eyes) Well this crowd is behind Panther and Lightning…its due or die for Team NFWA!!! Its do or die for GNL!!! Last night on the Slam, Panther…I don't know what to say about what he did, but he forced X-Pac into putting his career on the line, and this could very well be the last time we see X-Pac EVER in the NFWA. Then again…the same can be said about Panther.

DD: Please, Vince! There's no way that's gonna happen!

VJ: Well lemme tell ya, I have not always agreed with the things Panther has done! Personally, I think Panther is a no good, disgusting, poor excuse for a human being! But in all honesty, I'm not sure if the NFWA can survive without him, so this is, in my opinion, a more of a must win situation for the NFWA than anything!! And like Amy said earlier, you've gotta weigh in the Lightning factor in this match!!! Back at On Deadly Ground, Panther royally screwed Lightning and basically ran him out of the NFWA!! How in the hell can he trust that man?! How?!

DD: I dunno, Vince! I'm too busy wondering what the hell it's gonna take for you to SHUT UP FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!! Quit asking so many damn questions and watch the match!!!

VJ: Well…it looks like Panther and X-Pac are gonna start this one off! Panther, the CEO of the GNL! And X-Pac…who know what the hell he does in the GNL!

DD: I dunno. Suck d…

VJ: HEY HEY HEY!! This is a family show!

DD: So? My family talks like that all the time? What's the big deal?

VJ: Well not everyone can have a family full of perverts like you, Dave! And look at X-Pac! X-Pac all up in the face of Panther! Talking some serious trash! And you can feel the anticipation! You could cut the intensity with a knife…OH!!!!!

DD: HAHA!

VJ: Panther with a hard slap to the face of X-Pac!

DD: He bitch slapped him, Vince! Bitch slapped him!

VJ: And look at X-Pac! He's not happy about that! OH! Stiff collar and elbow tie-up in the middle of the ring! X-Pac with about a 15-lb weight advantage! Panther may be the stronger of the 2! I'm not sure!

DD: Well X-Pac's winning right now!

VJ: X-Pac pushing Panther back into the ropes…referee Jonathan calling for the break! Is it gonna be a clean one?

DD: With X-Pac's dirty ass…HEY!! OH!!!

VJ: OH!!! X-Pac tried a slap to the face of Panther, and caught a right hand jab!!! He misses with a clothesline…PANTHER CONNECTS WITH A SHOT TO THE JAW!!! Panther off the ropes now…X-Pac misses with the clothesline…panther ducks the elbow…here he comes once again--Spinkick misses…GOOD GOD!!!! WHAT A COMBO!!!!!!!!

DD: HAHA!!! HE KNOCKED HIM OUT, JOHNSON!!!!

VJ: Panther with a 1-2 combination right to the jaw of X-Pac…X-Pac went down like a ton of bricks, Dave!! I think…Panther knocked him loopy!

DD: HAHA! Everybody likes to talk about those educated feet! Well Panther's fists just taught X-Pac something his feet don't know!!

VJ: And this crowd is on its feet! Something we cannot say for X-Pac…he just went down again!!! X-Pac…he's out of it, and there's the tag in to Freak! The former GNL World Champion!

DD: Uh oh, Panther! Look out…WHOA!

VJ: OH!! Panther with a drop toe hold sends Freak to the canvas! The tag is made into Lightning! And now the Bolt is ready to strike!!

DD: Cute, Johnson! Real cute! What's he doing?

VJ: Lightning headed to the top! Freak is down in the center of the ring…AND LIGHTNING DRIVES THE ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!! Freak may be out! Cover him!!! 1…2…NO!!! X-Pac breaks up the fall!!! X-Pac illegally entering the ring…AND HE JUST CAUGHT A RIGHT HAND FOR HIS TROUBLES!!!

DD: HAHA! Go, Sparky go!!

VJ: And watch Freak! Freak back to his feet now…and Lightning catches him on the jaw with a right hand! A boot to the midsection! Irish whip…Freak with the reversal sends Lightning into the ropes…Lightning ducks the big boot…FREAK CANNOT DUCK THE THESZ!!!!!! LOU THESZ PRESS!! FIST AND FIRE BY LIGHTNING! FIST AND FIRE!!! LIGHTNING OFF THE ROPES NOW…AND HE DRIVES THE ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE TOP OF THE HEAD!!! Cover that man…1…2…OH!!! Freak able to kickout!

DD: HAHA! Now as easy to get rid of Panther as ya thought it'd be? Is it, bitchy?

VJ: Freak now…"bitchy"? OH!! Freak driven back to the buckle…Lightning extending the hand…OH!!!

DD: HEY!!! He cannot do that!

VJ: He just flipped Panther the bird!!! No love lost between these 2, as Panther makes the tag!

DD: See…right there if I was Panther I would hit Lightning so hard, it would tickle his Elmo!

VJ: Freak trapped in the corner…AND PANTHER CONNECTS WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST!!! And a boot to the midsection! And another chop! And another boot! And a chop! And a boot! And a chop! And a boot! Panther is whooping the hell outta Freak in the buckle!

DD: Not just any whooping! That's a 1^st Class, Genuine P-Diddy style ass whooping! HAHA!

VJ: That it is!! Irish whip…no! Freak too much strength! Panther tries it again! Freak not even budging! Panther tries it a 3^rd…OH GOD!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD! FREAK RAN RIGHT THROUGH HIM!!!!!!

DD: He took his head off, Vince!

VJ: Freak with a vicious clothesline just turned Panther inside out!!! Panther in some trouble here, and watch Freak! Freak off the ropes now…Panther is down in the center of the ring…AND HE DRIVES THE LEG!!!!! Those 300 some odd pounds across the upper torso of Panther, and the leg is hooked!! 1…2…Panther able to kickout!!! And look at X-Pac!!! X-Pac begging Freak to give him a piece of the action!

DD: Yeah! Panther'll give him another piece of that fist!

VJ: Freak tosses Panther back into the GNL buckle! And there's the tag in to X-Pac!!! And look at X-Pac! X-Pac trying to showboat here! Look at this…OH…OH…OH MY!!!!!! Spin kick combination by X-Pac! Beautifully done! And Panther is certainly feeling the effects!!! And this crowd…whew! The GNL is not liked in Houston!

DD: They're not liked anyway! C'mon, Panther!

VJ: X-Pac has Panther by the hair now…Irish whip sends the NFWA CEO into the ropes…X-Pac misses with a clothesline…hiptoss…NO!! PANTHER COUNTERS INTO A VICTORY ROLL!!! THE SHOULDERS ARE DOWN..1..2…FREAK BREAKS UP THE PINFALL!

DD: HAHA! A little face, doncha think…OH!!!!!! SH*T!!!!

VJ: HE TOOK HIS HEAD OFF!!! HE TOOK PANTHER'S HEAD OFF WITH THAT KICK!!! X-PAC HOOKS THE LEG…2…HE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!! And X-Pac locks on the sleeper!!! Panther…he's not a full-time wrestler here in the NFWA, but this is his 1^st official match since August, when he faced J-Dogg in the Buried Alive Match at Hell On Earth! Since that time he's been nursing a knee injury that he ironically received at the hands of Diamond! So you've gotta wonder what part ring rust will play in this match!

DD: And one thing I noticed…that lazy bastard Lightning didn’t come in there and help Panther on that last pin! Doesn't he realize the fate of the NFWA is on the line?

VJ: Well he has confidence in Panther! Just like Panther has confidence in him!

DD: Well damn it, he can have all the confidence in the world! If I end up in the dumpster out behind Church's Chicken, I'm busting a cap in his ass!

VJ: (Sighs) Don't you ever get tired of saying that?

DD: No!

VJ: (Sighs) Whatever!! X-Pac really cinching up on that sleeper, and this crowd really getting behind the Panther!! Referee Jonathan checking on that arm…oh! No need to!! Panther trying to fight the hold!

DD: C'mon, Panther!!

VJ: Panther…Panther trying to fight back to his feet, but X-Pac's all over his back!!! Panther…he's back up to 1 knee…OH!!!! X-Pac catches him with a hard right hand to the bridge of the nose!!! And another one!!! Panther may or may have not had that nose busted! I can't tell from this vantage point, as X-Pac makes the tag to Freak!

DD: Oh no!! Panther…look out!!!

VJ: Watch the big man, now! Freak off the ropes…NOBODY HOME!!!!! Freak misses that elbow drop…and now is Panther's chance to make the tag! Now is Panther's chance to tag in the fresher Lightning! And look at the look on Lightning's face!!! Lightning is just itching to get in there! Can Panther make the tag?!?!

DD: He's almost there, Johnson! He's almost…hey wait a minute…OH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!

VJ: Panther…Panther got right up in the face of Lightning, and he flips him the bird this time!! How smart was that?!

DD: You don't hafta be smart when you're the brightest mind in the game, Vince! Watch this!

VJ: Freak back to his feet…boot to the midsection by Panther…PANTHER CUTTER!!!!!!!!! THIS ONE IS OVER!!! PANTHER WITH THE COVER…1…2…NO!!!!!!! X-Pac right in there to break up the fall!!! What a night it has been!!! What a battle this has been, and this crowd is Houston is on the edge of their seats!!! The fate of the NFWA rests in the balance, and THERE'S THE TAG TO LIGHTNING!!!! LIGHTNING'S IN!! Lightning's in there!!!

DD: Wait a minute, Johnson! Wait a minute…HAHAHA!

VJ: Scoop up and a SLAAAAAM on Freak!!!! X-Pac back into the ring…HE CATCHES A STUN GUN FOR HIS TROUBLES…AND A HARD CLOTHESLINE SENDS HIM FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE!!! Ladies and gentlemen, you can feel it! The momentum is switching to Team NFWA's corner!!! Boot to the midsection of Freak!!! Lightning with a hard right hand sends the big man back to the buckle!!! And watch this now…irish whip…reversal sends Lightning into the opposite buckle!!! Freak charges in…LIGHTNING GOT THE BOOT UP!!!

DD: HAHA!

VJ: Freak ran right into the size 16…or whatever the hell he wears! Freak just ate that boot, and Lightning on the buckle now! Freak turns around…AND WALKS RIGHT INTO A CLOTHESLINE!!! Beautifully executed by Lightning! The leg is hooked…1…2…NO!!! Freak somehow able to kick out!

DD: Vince…I never thought I'd be saying this…but I wanna see the Bolt!!!

VJ: (Funny look) That's not gonna sound right no matter how ya say it!!! Lightning measuring Freak! We may be getting ready to see the Lightning bo…wait a minute!!! X-Pac up on the ropes!! X-Pac badmouthing Lightning on the ro---HOOO!! MAN!!! WHAT A RIGHT HAND BY LIGHTNING…OH NO!!! OH NO…BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!! Freak just buried Lightning in the center of the ring! There's the cover…1…2…NO!! Lightning gets the shoulder up!

DD: Damn it, Vince! Leave it to this idiot to get us in some real trouble! C'mon, Sparky!!!

VJ: Panther looking on from the apron as Freak lifts Lightning back to his feet…HEADBUTT SENDS LIGHTNING BACK INTO THE ROPES!!! Freak with the tag to X-Pac now!! This spells trouble for Lightning!! Irish whip by Freak…Lightning off the ropes…AND RUNS RIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT FROM FREAK!!!!!! Lightning just got mowed down…AND LOOK AT THAT!!! X-PAC OFF THE TOP WITH A GUILLOTINE LEG DROP!!! THAT COULD BE ALL!!! 1…2…NO SIR!!!! Lightning still manages to kick out!!!

DD: Vince, get in there and remind ol Bolt Brain that Panther's career is on the line here!!!

VJ: Well he may not care, Dave! He's got his title shot tonight…that's what he came back for! He may be glad to see Panther go!

DD: How could you be glad…damn it Sparky! Get up, damn it!!

VJ: X-Pac backs him into the corner…and look at that! Boot right to the throat! X-Pac choking the life out of Lightning! Referee Jonathan calls for the break…and hey wait a second! What's X-Pac…X-PAC JUST SLAPPED PANTHER!!!!! X-PAC OVER TO THE CORNER AND JUST SLAPPED PANTHER!!! PANTHER'S IN THE RING…

DD: Beat his ass…HEY REF!!! TURN AROUND!!

VJ: Panther's got the referee distracted! And look at Freak and X-Pac!!! Freak and X-Pac with the double team on Lightning!! Panther…get outta there, damn it!!! Oh!! Panther finally out of the ring…but the damage has definitely been done!

DD: You'd think that as many years as that's been happening, those idiot referees would think of some kinda counter for that trick!

VJ: Yeah, but what are ya gonna do? X-Pac choking Lightning down in the corner…oh no!! X-Pac…what's he doing here?

DD: He's being a jackoff!

VJ: X-Pac dancing around the ring…oh no! Oh no…BRONCO BUSTER!!!!! BRONCO BUSTER ON LIGHTNING!!! X-PAC RIDING HIM…THAT IS DISGUSTING!!!

DD: He's no Squirrel, I'll tell ya that!

VJ: Whatever happened to Squirrel! OH!! X-Pac driving the knee right into the chest of Lightning! And look at this now!! X-Pac approaching Panther again…oh!! That's dispicable!! He just threw up a Diamond sign…and PANTHER'S IN THE RING!!! PANTHER'S IN…

DD: Damn it Panther!!

VJ: And it's happening again!! Freak and X-Pac mugging the former Heavyweight Champion!!! Panther's got the referee distracted!!! Irish whip sends Lightning into the ropes…Freak catches him coming off…no! Watch X-Pac…OH MY!!!!!

DD: Oh my God! Vince!!!

VJ: Sidewalk slam/inverted DDT combo!!! HEY REF!!! THERE WAS NO TAG!!! Freak with the cover on Lightning! He's not the legal man damn it! NO! NOT LIKE THIS…1…2…PANTHER BREAKS UP THE PINFALL!!!

DD: (Gasp) Aww man, Vince!!! Do you realize how close that idiot Lightning came to costing Panther his career?!

VJ: Lightning getting beaten to a pulp!! Panther not doing him any favors by rushing in there! And the GNL…they appear to be just moments away from pulling out an unthinkable victory over the NFWA!

DD: Damn it, Vince!! You think I need to get in there and do something?

VJ: Do what?! Pray?

DD: Hey skankhole! I'll have you know I'm skilled in the ancient art of Dave Fu! I'll get in there and really kick some neck! Just watch!

VJ: Will you stop?! Freak has Lightning by the hair now…look at him! Taunting Lightning! Taunting the former Champion…SLAPPING HIM IN THE FACE! WHAT A NO GOOD, LOUSY HUMAN BEING!

DD: I've been telling you that about the GNL since day 1, Vince! Oh!

VJ: And Freak locks on a bearhug!!!! Shades of Mangle last night on the Slam…and that move appeared to be somewhat successful on Lightning…OH!!! LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF FREAK!!!! Lifting Lightning up like he was a little baby!!! And ladies and gentlemen, Lightning is no small man! He's well over 275 pounds!

DD: Yeah, but right now he's nothing but dead weight! C'mon, Lightning!!!

VJ: This crowd rallying behind Lightning as Freak continues to put the pressure on!!! Squeezing the air out of the lungs of Lightning…OH!!! My goodness! If Lightning doesn't do something fast, it'll be over!

DD: No more Panther?

VJ: And no more FNS or whatever show the GNL decides to take!! This one coming down to the wire…Dave, I think Lightning's out!!!

DD: Damn it, Vince!

VJ: The referee checks the arm once…it drops once!!!

DD: OH!!! Vince, I'm gonna kill this son of a bitch for making me root for him! Wake up, you idiot! Wake up!

VJ: It drops twice!!! If it drops one more time…wait a minute…Panther's in the ring…LOW BLOW ON FREAK!!!!!!!!

DD: HAHAHA! Yes!!!

VJ: Panther just cleaned Freak's clock with the low blow! And watch Lightning! Lightning off the ropes…LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!!!! LIGHTNING BOLT ON FREAK!!! THIS ONE'S OVER!!!

DD: Pin him!!! Pin him, you idiot! Pin him!

VJ: LIGHTNING IS SPENT!! HE CAN'T MAKE THE COVER!!!

DD: Vince, get in there and drag him on top! Go on!

VJ: Lightning…both Lightning and Freak are down in the center of the ring! The roof is about to blow off the Compaq Center! Lightning…crawling!!! Can he do it?! If he makes the cover, X-Pac and the GNL will be gone! X-Pac and the GNL…1 ARM ACROSS THE CHEST! HERE IT IS…1…2…3!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! SON OF A BITCH, IT WAS ONLY A 2!!!!!

DD: (Gasping for air) Oh my goodness! Vince…I think I'm losing my voice!

VJ: Lightning was 1 count away…and now it looks like we've got a race for the tag!!!! Lightning trying to crawl over to Panther…Freak is barely moving in the center of the rin, but it looks like…yes! It looks like he's trying to make his way over to X-Pac!! Who's gonna make the tag?! Will it be…will it…

DD: Lightning's closer…

VJ: OH!!! Freak makes the tag to X-Pac…AND IN COMES P-DIDDY!!!!

DD: Oh no!!! X-Pac…look out…OOH!!

VJ: Inverted atomic drop by Panther!! AND TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!! RIGHT HANDS!! RIGHT HANDS TO THE HEAD OF X-PAC!!!! Irish whip…Panther sends X-Pac into the ropes…SPINEBUSTER!!!!!!! This one is all!!! This one is all!!! 1…2…NO!!!!!!! X-Pac got the shoulder up!!!

DD: That was a 3 and you know it, Johnson!!!

VJ: X-Pac…oh my goodness, what a match!! Panther has him by the hair…irish whip sends X-Pac into the buckle! And another one whips him into the other side! And now look at Panther! This time it's Panther who's holding up the Diamond symbol!

DD: What the hell is he…oh my goodness! No! he's not!

VJ: Yes…DIAMOND ELBOW ON X-PAC!!!!!! Panther hit it…perfectly executed!!! X-Pac caught it right on the jaw…AND A HARD CLOTHESLINE SENDS HIM FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Ladies and gentlemen…oh my goodness, I cannot believe…wait a minute! Where's X-Pac!

DD: Aww…I know he's not running, is he, Vince?!

VJ: X-Pac just said "The hell with this!" I can't believ…he's not gonna throw his career away!!! Not like th…

DD: Watch Panther, Vince! Watch Panther…

VJ: Panther on the top rope…OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! CORKSCREW PLANCHA…PANTHER CAUGHT HIM HALFWAY UP THE AISLE!!!

DD: Did…did you see that?!

VJ: Unbelievable agility by the CEO! And Panther just said "You're not going anywhere"! panther bringing X-Pac back into the ring!

DD: HAHA! P-Diddy style ass whooping! Coming up!!

VJ: X-Pac back in the ring…on his hands and knees! Begging Panther…OH!! Freak misses with a clothesli---PANTHER CAUGHT HIM RIGHT ON THE JAW WITH A SUPERKICK!!!! Freak goes down…but watch X-Pac!!! X-FACTOR--COUNTERED BY ANOTHER SPINEBUSTER!!!!!!!

DD: OH!!! Vince!!

VJ: Panther just drove X-Pac hard into the canvas!!! And now look at this!!! He's calling for it, Dave!!!

DD: HAHA! I am loving this, Vince!!

VJ: panther…just one more move and X-Pac and the GNL will be gone from the NFWA!!! Here we go…BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION…HERE IT IS…DA BOMB!!!!!!!!

DD: YES!!!!

VJ: IT'S ALL OVER!!!!!! THE LEG IS HOOKED…1…2…3!!!!!! 3 damn it!!! 3!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!

DD: It's Tina!!

VJ: What the…DAMN IT!!! DDTINA ON JIM JONATHAN!!! WHAT A NO GOOD, BAMBOOZLING BITCH!!!!! DAMN HER!!! DAMN HER TO HELL!!!

DD: Calm down Vince!

VJ: Calm down my ass! She just screwed the NFWA…AND TINA RUNS THROUGH PANTHER WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!! Damn it…I can't believe this! Tina!!! She's got Panther by the hair…I can't believe that after all they've been through together…

DD: VINCE…LOOK!!!!

VJ: Who the hell…THAT'S CHYNA!!!!! THAT'S CHY--I MEAN JOANIE!!!!! I MEAN…WHOEVER SHE IS…SHE'S IN THE RING!!!!

DD: Oh Tina…

VJ: Tina…she just spotted her sister!!! Joanie is back!!! Joanie….SPEAR ON TINA!!!!!!!!! TINA IS DOWN!!! TINA IS DOWN…

VJ: JOANIE LAURER BEATING THE HELL OUTTA HER TWIN SISTER TINA!! MY GOODNESS…OH!!!! X-Pac with a spin kick sends Joanie to the outside!!!

DD: That idiot better pray that Panther didn't see that…HEY!!!

VJ: NO!!!!!!!! X-FACTOR!!!!!! X-FACTOR ON PANTHER!!!! NO!!!!!!!!

DD: Damn it…Panther, get up!!!!

VJ: Panther is down!!! Tina…look at Tina reviving the official!!!! This can't end like this! It just can't!!! X-Pac with the cover…

DD: No way…

VJ: 1…………2………..

VJ and DD: What the hell?!?!

VJ: What…what's going on, Dave?!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen…there it is again!!! "I KNOW"…I know what?!

DD: Who…what is that all about, Vince?!

VJ: That's what I don't Know!!!

J-Dogg: Well…Best of 7, NFWA Vs GNL…that's a good idea, you know? (Begins coughing badly)

VJ: Are you ok?

J-Dogg: (Trying to stop) I'm…(coughs) I'm fine Vince. Don't worry about it. Like I was saying, best of 7, NFWA Vs GNL is a real good idea. I mean, GNL needs a show, and we've been trying to break away from Panther and NFWA for a while now. I mean, we've got Diamond as finacial advisor or whatever the hell she's doing, she's taking funds away from the GNL and sh*t…I think it's a good idea, and I'm looking forward to seeing who wins that thing? (Coughing again)

VJ: Um…I'm gonna try to wrap this up, since I can tell that you're obviously not feeling well. J-Dogg, do you have an idea of who it was that shot you that night? Did you get a look at the gunman?

J-Dogg: (Coughing more) Vince…Vince, I saw…(coughs) I didn't get a look at his face. The guy was wearing a black ski--(COUGHS)

(The coughing continues, as J-Dogg begins holding his stomach. Suddenly, the shadow of a man falls over his hospital bed. J-Dogg's eyes open wide with shock as he lays his eyes upon the man. He continues to cough, and begins to point in the direction of the shadow)

VJ: Johnny…Johnny! Who is that? Who's there? Johnny…

(The coughing gets louder as the shadow moves in closer over the bed. The camera man gets knocked over. However, instead of the screen snowing out as it did in the original broadcast, the tape continues to play, as a man in a black ski mask hovers over J-Dogg's hospital bed. He then rips off his mask)

DD: Hey wait a second…is that…THAT'S X-PAC!!!!

VJ: What?!?!!

X-Pac: (To J-Dogg, who continues coughing loudly) What’s the matter, Dogg? You ain't feeling good?!

J-Dogg: (Begins coughing louder/clutches his stomach)

X-Pac: Oh…wait a second…I see…you've gotta belly ache?! Well don't wall pal…this'll make it feel a little better…(punches X-Pac in the stomach)

J-Dogg: AAAAAAH…(Coughs louder)

X-Pac: Oh yeah!! That's right, you're still a little sore after the gunshot thing! It's ok, man! I understand! But listen…I bet you'd really like to get your hands on the guy that was behind it all, right?

J-Dogg: (Continues coughing)

X-Pac: Ya would…well you're fixing to be in for a big shock, Johnny! IT WAS ME!!! (Punches J-Dogg in the stomach)

J-Dogg: (Coughing badly…begins spitting up blood)

X-Pac: (Smiles) Look at you! You're pathetic! And weak! You always were a little puss, weren't cha? (Snickers) Well don't feel bad about it, J-Dogg! See…it all worked out for the better! See, now that you're out of the way…the GNL's doing better than ever…under MY leadership!! And you…(smiles) you're sitting up here in a hospital bed…just where you belong!!!!

J-Dogg: (Continues to cough up blood)

X-Pac: (Gets up in his face) The only thing I hate about my little plan…is that I didn't kill your ass when I had the chance!!!!

DD: You mean X-Pac was in on the shooting?!

VJ: X-Pac…X-Pac set J-Dogg up?! I can't…X-Pac set up his own best friend to get shot!!!! And listen to this crowd! They don't like it one bit!!!

DD: And you called Panther a lowlife! This guy's so low he doesn't even belong on the planet!!!

VJ: X-Pac…X-Pac saying it's not true! It's not…LOOK AT THE LOOK ON FREAK'S FACE!!!!! FREAK CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! AND WE'VE GOT GNL STARS COMING OUT FROM THE LOCKER ROOM! THEY CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! X-PAC SET THE GNL CO-CEO J-DOGG…HIS BEST DAMN FRIEND, UP TO BE SHOT!!!

DD: And those guys look like they're about to shoot him!!! Look out…

VJ: And look at X-Pac!!! X-Pac telling Freak to "Kick their asses"!! X-Pac…Freak looks pissed!!!

DD: You'd better run, X-Pac! You'd better…HAHAHA!!!

VJ: FREAK!!!! FREAK HAS X-PAC BY THE THROAT!!! FREAK HAS HIS OWN TAG TEAM PARTNER!!! THE MAN WHO LEAD THE GNL INTO THIS SERIES WITH THE NFWA!!! HE'S GOT HIM BY THE THROAT!!!

DD: BYE, BYE, X-PAC!!!!!!!!

VJ: AND DOWN HE GOES!!!!! CHOKESLAM ON X-PAC!!!! CHOKESLAM ON X-PAC!!!!! X-PAC IS DOWN!!! X-PAC IS DOWN!!!! OH BOY…

VJ AND DD: OH MY GOD…IT'S J-DOGG!!!!!!!

VJ: J-DOGG IS HERE!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…WE HAVEN'T SEEN OR HEARD FROM HIM SINCE NOVEMBER 30^TH, AND J-DOGG IS HERE!!! LOOK AT THE LOOK ON THE FACE OF X-PAC!!! HE IS IN COMPLETE AND UTTER FEAR!!!!!

DD: I hope J-Dogg wipes that little idiot off the face of the planet!!! LOOK!!

VJ: OH!!! X-Pac tries to run, and he runs right into Lightning!!! Lightning has X-Pac up…

DD: Oh boy, Vince!!! Oh boy!!

VJ: Lightning Rod…wait…watch Panther…PANTHER CUTTER!!!!! LIGHTNING ROD INTO A PANTHER CUTTER!!!! X-PAC HAS JUST BEEN DRILLED!!!!! AND THIS CROWD IS ON ITS FEET!!! THE END IS NEAR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! THE END IS NEAR!!!!

DD: HAHA!!! Vince, say bye bye to X-Pac!!

VJ: Yeah! GOODBYE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!! THE TRUTH!!!!!!!! PANTHER JUST DRILLED X-PAC WITH THE TRUTH!!!! THERE'S THE COVER…1…2…3!!!!!!!!!

VJ: THE NFWA HAS DONE IT!!!!! THE NFWA HAS BY GOD DONE IT!!! 4-3!!! THE NFWA WINS THE SERIES, AND X-PAC IS GONE!!!!!!

DD: I love it, Vince! I'm so happy…I could kiss Lightning! (Gets up)

VJ: YOU SIT DOWN!!! Lightning and Panther pick up the win, after that son of a bitch X-Pac is exposed for what he truly is!!!!!! And look at J-Dogg!!! J-Dogg getting his licks on on X-Pac, and this crowd is loving it!!!!!

DD: HAHA! They ain't the only ones, Vince!!! Get his ass outta here!!!

VJ: X-Pac now…being escorted to the locker room by Police…the GNL is absolutely trying to kill that man!!! X-Pac trying to escape the Compaq Center with his life!!!

DD: Yeah…see you in hell, bitch!!!!

VJ: Aww man!! WHAT A NIGHT!!! WHAT AN UNBELIEVABLE NIGHT IT HAS BEEN!!! Panther and Lightning have sealed the deal for the NFWA, as Lightning heads back to the locker room for the World Title match! And…look at the smile on Panther's face! Panther…Joanie…and J-Dogg!!!

DD: Hey wait a minute! Whassup with that?!

DD: What's gonna happen here now?

VJ: Panther and J-Dogg…these 2 men…they've had one of the most personal rivalries that I can remember in recent history, and don't think that any of that bad blood has subsided!!! What on earth is running through J-Dogg's mind?

DD: I dunno…but panther, he tries anything and I'll shoot him in his other stomach!

VJ: Will you shut up?! He's not a cow, Dave!! Panther and J-Dogg going face to face…eye to eye…oh wait a second!!! J-Dogg extending the hand to Panther!!!!

DD: Huh?! Wait a minute!

VJ: J-Dogg…after all these 2 have been through…all the injuries…all the battles…is Panther gonna shake the hand…HELL NO HE'S NOT GONNA SHAKE THE HAND!!! BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION BY PANTHER….PANTHER CUTTER ON J-DOGG!!!!!!!!!!

DD: Well…I didn't expect that!

VJ: What, did you think they were gonna kiss and make up?

DD: I dunno know what I was expecting! I thought it would involve Kool-Aid though!

VJ: Yeah, well you thought wrong! Panther and Joanie headed to the back…the NFWA has walked out victorious ladies and gentlemen, but the show's not over yet! Up next, it's the Universal Title on the line! Total Destruction match, as T Money defends against the former Champion…Rage!!!!

VJ and DD: Jackass!

VJ: These fans not taking too kindly to T Money's dancing!

DD: Well we'll see how kindly these redneck's take to T Money's foot in their ass when he comes out there! Can you believe these inbred bastards?!

VJ: Will you be nice…

DD: Hell no I won't be nice! This man is the Universal Champion! The Purest Champion on the face of this Earth! All men were meant to bow down before this man and kiss the corns on his toes…but these pieces of trash have the nerve to treat T money like one of them! They make me sick, Johnson!

VJ: Well T Money has his work cut out for him with Rage here…

DD: HAHA! Look Vince! Look!

VJ: That's Firestorm!!!! The white coats have Firestirm…

DD: They're taking his oaky ass back to the Funny Farm, Vince!! Back to the Wackhouse! The Looney Bin!! They're hauling Firestorm away!

VJ: This is…this is terrible!!!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, here comes Rage…we've got an unfortunate situation with Firestorm in the back.

DD: Unfortunate my ass, Johnson!!! He's a damn psychopath! No…he's a damn lunatic! No…he's even worse than that…he's a psycotic!!!

VJ: Psycho…(flags)

DD: Damn right! He's probably bouncing off of one of those padded rooms somewhere! And now, Vince, we can be sure that the match between Rage and T Money will be fair…ONCE AND FOR ALL!

VJ: Well Rage headed down the aisle to ringside--IT'S KAMMY AGAIN!

DD: Hey!! So it hey! HI KAMMY!

VJ: Fair my ass!!! Kammy's coming up behind Rage!

DD: She just wants to watch the match up close…hey wait a second…WHAT THE HELL?!?!

VJ: OH!!! RAGE HIT KAMMY!!! RAGE CAUGHT KAMMY WITH A RIGHT HOOK RIGHT TO THE JAW!!! KAMMY IS DOWN AND OUT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!

DD: YOU BEAST!! Vince…quick! Boil some water!

VJ: Rage is…"boil some water?!"

DD: Kammy's hurt!

VJ: She's not having a baby!!! Rage just cold cocked Kammy, and watch T Money!!! T Money coming from behind! Rage doesn't see him! Look out, Ra--OOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!

VJ: OH…MY…GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!! RAGE JUST DROVE THAT BAT RIGHT INTO THE HEAD…THAT NAIL…OH MY GOD, HE KILLED HIM!!!!

DD: Somebody call the police!! T's hurt!! T's hurt!!!

VJ: T Money just…oh my God! That was absolutely sickening! And the blood is gushing out of the forehead of T Money!! T Money has been cut already!!!!

DD: Cut my ass! Rage tried to rip his brain out of his head and eat it, Johnson! And these sick ass Texans are chearing this Tomfoolery!

VJ: Well ladies and Gentlemen…oh God! Referee Peterson down here to check on that wound over T Money's right eye! I'm not sure how deep that nail penetrated T Money's head…oh God! He is a bloody mess, Dave!

DD: Damn it, Vince! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO BOIL SOME WATER!!!!

VJ: WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE DAMN WATER!!! WE'VE GOT EMTS OUT HERE FOR T MONEY!!! And look at rage…he's got a smile on his face!

DD: Sick ass son of a bitch! How can he smile at a time like this?!

VJ: He just hit T Money right in the face…my God!!! And there's a closeup of that cut…yuck!! Right above the right eye! It doesn't…from this vantage point, it doesn't look to be as serious as we originally thought!

DD: Quick! Get him to a hospital!

VJ: The EMTs trying to load T Money on a stretcher! Rage may win the title by default!

DD: Oh yeah! You'd just love that, Johnson!

VJ: Hell yeah I would! T Money being loaded onto that stretcher…and as abruptly and strangely as this match began…it looks like it's gonna end!!!

DD: You know what, Vince? You know who's to blame for this crap?!

VJ: I'm afraid to ask…

DD: Tom and Jerry!

VJ: Oh…Lord…

DD: Damn right! If it wasn't for those no good, catty mousey bastards, running amuckity muck around the television screen, knowing that half brained idiots like this skankhole Rage are watching and gonna try this crap at home, T Money wouldn't be in this condition right now!!!

VJ: (Buries his face in his hands) I'm not…I'm not even gonna try and figure out what you just said! T Money has been carted back to the locker room…Kammy's gone with him, and folks…I assume that we have a new Universal Champion! His name is Rage!

DD: That a pile of pucky and you know it is!

VJ: Remind me never to bring egg nog out for another broadcast! T M…wait a second. They're telling me..

DD: What?! They're telling you what?! He didn't die, did he?! Is he dead?! Oh my God, T Money's Dead!!

VJ: HE IS NOT DEAD!!!

DD: Oh my God, Vince! THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN DEATH!! THAT IDIOT RAGE IS TRYING TO KILL T MONEY!!!!!!!

VJ: Rage is not done!!! Rage is hammering away with rapid fire right hands to the cut of T Money!! That blood is spilling all over the place!!!

DD: This is so illegal! Damn it, somebody call Rage's momma! He's gonna Kill T Money…Oh!!!

VJ: RAGE JUST USED THE DIFRIBULATORS!!! T MONEY HAS BEEN SHOCKED…AND AGAIN!!!!

DD: CLEAR!!! OH MY GOD!!! T MONEY!! (Crying)

VJ: Rage has absolutely lost it in the back! And now where's he taking T Money?! Rage shoving T Money through the halls!!! Rage…oh no!!! Oh no…don't do that! Don't…HE JUST SHOVED T MONEY DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!!!!!!!!! T MONEY GOES DOWN!!! T MONEY GOES DOWN!!! T MONEY GOES AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL THE WAY DOWN!!! AND THIS CROWD IS LOVING IT!!!!!

DD: Damn it, Johnson! When they said deck the halls, I don't think that's what they meant! Oh T!!! Oh…

VJ: T Money is being…well…just Annihilated by the One Man Riot! And Rage is not done!!! Rage headed down those stairs after T Money…and look at the Universal Champion! Desperately trying to get away!

DD: That damn Rage is insane, I tell ya!! Damn it…forget about Firestorm, put this idiot in the Funny Farm…OOOH!!

VJ: What the hell?! T Money trying to hide behind the Christmas Tree!! Rage has chased T Mo--OH!! He just threw one of those ornaments at the head of Rage…AND ANOTHER ONE!!! T Money is throwing ornaments at Rage! I have never seen anything like this…OOOOH MY GOD! HE JUST SHOVED THE WHOLE TREE ON TOP OF THE ONE MAN RIOT!!!!!

DD: HAHAHAA!!! Who's the baddest, Vince?! Get him, T!!

VJ: That entire christmas tree…in all my years I have NEVER…ever seen anything like this! And look at T Money!! T Money unwraping presents back there!!!

DD: Hey!! (Laughs) It's not christmas yet, T!!! Ya still gotta wait a couple of days!

VJ: T Money unwrapping gifts!!! Rage still trying to get his wits about him…Dave! Is that what I think it is?!

DD: Oh yes, Vince! It's…STEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!! HAHAHA!

VJ: Whoin their right mind would wrap up a steel chair and set it under a christma---OOOOOH!!!!! T MONEY WITH HARD SHOT TO THE HEAD OF RAGE!!!!! AND AGAIN!!!! T MONEY!!! THE BLOODIED UNIVERSAL CHAMPION IS BEATING THE LIFE OUT OF THE ONE MAN RIOT!!!!

DD: HAHAHA!!! GO, T. GO!!! I love it, Vince!!! Beat his ass, T!!!

VJ: T Money…oh my! That blood pouring down into the eyes! Definitely obstructing his vision! What's this now?! T money has Rage by the hair?! What the hell is he gonna…OH!!!!!! Rage tossed headfirst through the double doors! Where are they?! Where…

DD: HAHA! Theu're in the laundry room, Vince!!!!

VJ: T Money…this is without a shadow of a doubt the wildest Universal Title match I've ever seen!! OH!!! Rage Irish whipped right into the washing machine!!! Rage getting his clock cleaned back there! No pun intended, folks!

T Money: (Pouring laundry detergent on Rage) You stink…(kicks him in the gut)

DD: HAHAHA!! DID YA HEAR THAT, VINCE?!

VJ: Real mature!

DD: Damn right! After what that idiot Rage tried to do to him, T needs to have a little fun!

VJ: T Money is trying to humiliate Rage now…whoa!! T Money just staggered! He may be getting a little woozy back there…OH! Rage has him by the hair now! Rage gas him by the…WAIT A MINUTE….OH GOD, NO!!!!!!!!!

VJ: (Trying not to laugh) Oh my…

DD: It's not funny, Vince!!!

VJ: T Money just tossed through the glass of the washing machine!!!! T Money…oh my goodness! GOING AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND…

DD: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!

VJ: I'M NOT LAUGHING!!! Rage just told the ref to count him!!! Referee Doug Peterson is putting the count down…1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…wait!!! T Money…he's moving on the 8 count!!1 Referee Peterson is gonna let it continue!

DD: What a man, Vince! You wish you could be like T Money! Admit it!

VJ: Well hell no I don't! He's getting his ass beat back there! And look at Rage now! Rage pulling T Money out of the washing machine…he's a bloody mess, Dave!

DD: Oh my God!!! Somebody…damn it, ref, this isn't right!

VJ: T Money's face is a crimson mass…and Rage, aside from a cut he got when that tree fell on him, is spotless! And now where's he taking him?! Rage dragging T Money through the laundry room…he may throw him down the laundry chute!

DD: He'd better not! Oh! Oh no, Vince! Not the cart!!!

VJ: Rage just tossed T money in the laundry cart! And now the One Man Killin Spree is being taken on a One Man Tour of the backstage area!!!

DD: Vince…this is not funny!!!

VJ: And I am not laughing!

DD: Yes you are! I can see it in your eyes! You think that this is the greatest thing since your momma discovered the electric razor! But I tell ya what, T Money ain't out of this match yet!

VJ: Where's Rage going, now?! Rage wheeling T Money through the locker room area in that laundry cart! Hell, get the ref to start counting! He may have rocked him to sleep!

DD: Vince, quite trying to be funny!

VJ: I'm not!!! Rage now…uh oh!! Rage with a head full of steam!!!

DD: Wait a minute…OOOOH!!!!

VJ: T Money through those doors…where the hell…are they back in the arena?

DD: Well…I can't tell!!! Where the hell…

VJ: Yes they are!!! Rage and T Money! Battling by the emergency exit! They have made their way not back to ringside but…

DD: You call this a battle, Vince! This idiot Rage is trying to scar T Money for life…oh my God, I think he wet himself!

VJ: (Laughing)I think someone threw soda on him, but then again! Rage has T Money by the hair now…and he's dragging him out of the emergency exit! Dragging him through this capacity crowd…

DD: Yeah, this sea full of drunks! OH!!

VJ: Rage buries the knee to the midsectioN!!! And once again! T Money is a bloodied mess! And Rage…he just grabbed a beer bottle from the one of those fans…T Money staggering around! Doesn't even know where he is…AND HE JUST GOT WAFFLED!!!!!!!

DD: OH!!! Vince…what a cheater!!! What a cheater that damn rage is!!!

VJ: Rage telling the ref to count! This could be it, here!!! 1…2….3…4…5…6…7…8…9…wait…10?! Is it over?! Is it…

DD: Hell no it's not over!!! T Money's still in this thing, Vince!

VJ: How in the hell?!!! How the hell can T Money withstand this type of punishment?!

DD: Cuz he'sa true man's man! A true role model…he's my hero, Vince!

VJ: I thought Panther was your hero!

DD: Aww, Vince! What was so 45 minutes ago! C'mon T!!!

VJ: Rage has T Money by the hair…OH!!!! And slams him headfirst into that still banister!! And again!!! Rage is beating the life outta T Money…and where's he going?!

DD: Awww, I don't even wanna know!

VJ: Rage climbing into the crowd…T Money down on the concrete floor! Or hardwood! I Can't even tell! What is Rage thinking!

DD: Vince, he doesn't even have a mind! I think the cannibals ate it when we went to Cancun this year!

VJ: Will you…Rage up in the stands! T Money down on the floor, and look at Rage!!! Rage signaling to this capcity crowd…OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!! RARE AIRE!!!! RARE AIRE FROM THE STANDS ONTO T MONEY!!!!! THIS CROWD IS ELECTRIC!!!

DD; Please, Vince! Tell it like it is! This crowd is DRUNK! And Rage is high off of PCP! I know it!!

VJ: He is not!!! T Money…the blood flowing from his head!! Referee Jonathan may hafta stop this thing!

DD: He's not even refereeing the match! Peterson is!

VJ: He is?! Oh…all those guys look alike to me!

DD: "All those guys look alike to me!!" You suck Johnson, Vince!

VJ: (Silence) Yeah! T Money trying to get back to his feet…

DD: Damn it, T!!! Stay down!! It's not worth it!!

VJ: T Money…T Money not gonna give up that easily…and Rage has him by the hair again!

DD: Oh my God, Vince! He's gonna kill him…stuff him…and sell his dead body on Ebay!

VJ: I sure hope not!!! T Money being dragged down the aisles! It looks like this one finally gonna go back to ringside!!! YES!!!!!! Rage tosses T Money right back over the guardrail! And for the meantime, T Money's excellent adventure appears to be over!!

DD: Ahh, you and your jokes! At least T Money's not Canadian!

VJ: True…OH!! T Money staggers right back into that shopping cart!!! He is out of it, and Rage hopes the guardrail!!! You can feel it, Dave! This thing is coming closer and closer to the end! Closer and closer to Rage becoming a 2 time Universal Champion! Closer and clos…WHAT THE!! T MONEY JUST TOSSED A ROACH MOTEL INTO THE FACE OF---OHHHHHH!!!!!!

VJ: C4!!!! T MONEY JUST USED THE STEEL CHAIR AND HE KNOCKED THAT C4 RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF RAGE!!! RIGHT INTO THE FACE!!! RAGE IS DOWN AND OUT, BUT SO IS T MONEY!!!

DD: Vince, did I not tell you that T money is a real man!!! After this matchup, we need to call Panther on the phone and tell him to start selling T.I. Money dolls instead of G.I. Joe, cuz T Money is GRRRRRREAT!!!

VJ: There are so many things wrong with what you just said, I'm not even gonna respond! Rage is bleeding now!!! Rage has been busted open…he may be unconscious! And now here comes referee Peterson!!

DD: They're both out!!

VJ: You ain't lying! Rage and T Money…Apocalypse Now will be a night that no one will ever forget, ladies and gentlemen!! I will never in all my years forget the crazy ass crap that has gone down tonight! And the ref deciding to count em both down…1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…T Money…T Money starting to move on 8…9…

DD: Yes!! T Money wins! T Money wins!!!

VJ: Teee…tee…NO!!!! RAGE MOVING ON 9!!!! RAGE IS STILL IN THIS THING!!! RAGE IS STILL IN IT!!

DD: What a blatant slow count! He must be from Canada!

VJ: Will you leave Canada alone?! Rage and T Money! Both men busted! Both men are out of it…and I think T Money is delerious with all the blood he's lost!

DD: Hell…I think Rage was delerious coming into the damn match!

VJ: Both men back to a knee…Rage with a weak right hand…T Money retaliates!!! Rage again!! T Money…and now they're back to their feet!! This is a blood bath, ladies and gentlemen! Pure…Rage misses with the right hand…HARLEM DEATHLOCK!!!!!!

DD: HAHAHAHA!!!! YES!!!!!!

VJ: THE HARLEM DEATHLOCK HAS BEEN LOCKED IN!!! AFTER ALL WE'VE SEEN…

DD: What happens if Rage passes out and can't answer the count?!

VJ: Then T Money will retain!

DD: Oh boy! Choke him out, T!!! C'mon!!!

VJ: T Money has the hold locked in…blood pouring out of the head of both men…OH MY GOODNESS!

DD: What in the world?!

VJ: Rage just drove T Money back into the ringstairs…but the referee got caught in the way!!! Down goes Jonathan!

DD: Peterson!

VJ: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HIS NAME IS!!! THE HOLD HAS BEEN BROKEN!! T Money now…Rage's right hand blocked…T Money misses with 1 of his own…

DD: HEY!!! NO!!!!

VJ: TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!!!!! ON THE FLOOR, DAMN IT!!!! TOTAL ANNIHILATION ON THE FLOOOOOOORR!!

DD: OH MY GOD…HE'S DEAD!!!

VJ: You may be right! Ladies and gentlemen…we've got a new Universal Champion! As soon as referee Peterson can pick up the co--OH!!!

DD: NO…IT CAN'T BE!!

VJ: IT'S FIRESTORM!!! FIRESTORM IS BACK!

DD: He's supposed to be in the Can, Vince!

VJ: Firestorm has apparently broken free! And look at the hatred in his eyes!!! He wants T Money! And he wants him bad!!!

DD: Damn it, Rage already killed him! What else is this idiot gonna do?!

VJ: Firestorm down to ringside…he's gonna hit T Money with that sledgehammer…WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!

DD: WHAT?!?!?!?!

VJ: HE HIT…HE HIT RAGE!!!! FIRESTORM HIT RAGE! WHAT IN THE LIVING HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?!

DD: (Smiles) Vince…I dunno! I really don't know!!

VJ: Firestorm helping T Money and the referee back to their feet! T Money can't even stand on his own!! And here comes Ice Cube!!! Ice Cube out to ringside…OH!!!!! FIRESTORM WITH A SHOT TO THE RIBS WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER!!! NO!!! DON'T TELL ME…NO!!!

DD: HAHA…BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!

VJ: The Big Time on Ice Cuve!!!! ON THE CONCRETE!!! ICE CUBE IS DOWN!!! RAGE IS DOWN!!! T MONEY IS OUT OF IT ON THE RING APRON…AND THE REFEREE IS PUTTING THE COUNT DOWN ON RAGE!!! NO!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!!

DD: Vince, you're really gonna hafta stop it with all the nose now!

VJ: T Money…referee! T Money is out, and the ref is counting down Rage!!! HE'S UP TO 5…6…7…8…9…10!!!! DAMN IT!!!!

DD: HAHA! VICTORY!!!!

VJ: BULLSH*T!!!! DAMN IT…RAGE JUST GOT ROBBED!!!

DD: Vince…T Money wins, fair and square, all by himself! I Love it!!

VJ: You ass!!! Firestorm just came out here and screwed…T MONEY JUST FELL OFF THE STARES!! HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE IS!!!

DD: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE HE IS!! ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT T MONEY IS THE WINNER, AND T MONEY IS THE GREATEST UNIVERSAL CHAMP THAT EVER LIVED…AND HE DID IT BY HIMSELF, JOHNSON!

VJ: Give me a break!!! Firestorm…carrying T Money back to the locker room…more than likedly they'll be headed to a hospital…oh God what a night…what a match!!! And there you see the end result…the Riot Makerz laid out on the concrete floor…Rage had, him, Dave!

DD: Like I said! This is a game of woulda and coulda and…

VJ: Don't start that mess again!! (Sighs) Damn it!!

T Money: (Weakly) Where…where am I?

Firestorm: You won, dude! You won!

T Money: I…did?

Kammy: Yup!

T Money: (Laughing weakly) I beat that sucka's ass?

KV: Yes! (Smirks) Congratulations, T.

Rocker: Well, well, well! If it isn't the infamous Black Blood!

KV: At your service, worm! What is it that you want?

Rocker: Well…I took a bad bump tonight! I can barely even remember my own name! Can you tell me what this PPV is called again!

Kammy: Apocalypse Now, moron!

Rocker: What?! I couldn't hear that! Can you say it a little bit louder for me, Kammy?!

Kammy: I said APOCALYPSE NOW! What, do you need subtitles?! The PPV is called APOCALYPSE--OOOOH!!!

DD: What the hell??!!?

VJ: THAT'S DEADLY CANDY!!! DEADLY CANDY AND SOME GUY HAVE ASSAULTED KAMMY AND FIRESTORM FROM BEHIND WITH CHAIRS!!!

DD: Who the hell is that?!?!

VJ: I dunno!!! They just leveled Kammy and Firestorm! And watch KV! KV turning to help out…oh!! Rocker with a boot to the midsection…ROCKER DROPPER!!!! ROCKER DROPPER ON KV!!! BLACK BLOOD HAS BEEN LAID OUT!!!

Rocker: APOCALYPSE…NOW!!! I think they're starting to get the picture!!!

T Money: (laughing weakly) So…so…I beat that suckas ass, huh? (laughing) DYNO-MITE!!! (laughs again)

VJ: (Trying not to laugh) Um…up next, ladies and gentlemen…

DD: Vince, wipe that goofy looking smile off of your face or I swear I'll slap it into the 8^th row!!

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, there's only one match left, and it's the big one! World Heavyweight Championship is on the line as Lightning does battle with Johnny Havok! We've had an interesting road to this match…let's show you how this one came about!!!

DD: And ya know something, Vince, I am too!

VJ: Are you?

DD: Yeah! I mean…I hate Lightning…and I hate Havok! Can't it be some way where they both can lose?

VJ: No, sir! There can only be one winner!

DD: Piss!! Well I'm not rooting for Lightning, then! I dirtied myself enough in that Interfed match earlier! Yuck!

VJ: Lightning and Havok talking trash! Lightning's been there before! He wants to do it again, but Havok's not ready to be knocked off the mountain yet!

DD: Hey Johnson, who's idea was it to let Thunderlicks referee this match?!

VJ: Will you leave Stephanie alone…OH!!! Collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring!!!! Lightning and Havok…neither man moving!!! Neither man backing up!!!! This crowd is on the edge of their seats…OH!!!! Shove off by Havok…Lightning remains on his feet!

DD: Hey Vince, I'm wondering after that tag match what kinda shape Lightning's in! I mean..Panther did carry his ass throughout the entire match, but he did get his ass beat for the time he was in there…

VJ: Will you stop it?! Havok and Lightning now…locking up in the center of the ring once again!! These 2 gladiators…neither man moving an inch!!! Neither man allowing his opponent to gain the upper hand…OH!!! This time it's Lightning that shoves off, and Havok doesn't leave his feet!

DD: C'mon, Vince! They're killing me with the all night fluke-a-thon!

VJ: Will you stop?! Lightning and Havok…still in the feeling out stages of this match!

DD: Yeah, and while they're feeling each other out, I'll be feeling out Krystal!

VJ: Shut up!! There's yet another lockup…Lightning cinches up on the headlock!!! Lightning… in control of this match, and that's a smart move considering the battle he went through earlier! Wait a second now…Havok shoves Lightning into the ropes…Lightning drives him to the mat with a shoulder block! Lightning off the other side…Havok back to his feet…down he goes again!!! And one more time…Lightning hits off the ropes…Johnny Havok with a drop down…Lightning off the other side…Havok drops down once again!!! Johnny Havok…HEY WAIT A SECOND!!! DROP TOE HOLD ON LIGHTNING!!!

DD: Wait a second, here…LOCK DOWN!!!!

VJ: OH MY!!! THE LOCK DOWN!! THE LOCK DOWN!!! HAVOK FIGHTING TO GET IT IN…AND LIGHTNING MANAGES TO PULL HIMSELF TO THE ROPES!!!!

DD: Man, Vince! I gotta tell ya…all that's happened tonight…I'm exhausted myself!

VJ: I don't blame you!!! Lightning back to his feet here…giving Havok a little applause!

DD: This is so boring!

VJ: Stop it!

DD: It is! When are these 2 pissants gonna throw out the rulebook and play nasty?!

VJ: Havok and Lightning showing a lot of respect for one another…AND THEY LOCK UP ONCE AGAIN! Havok…this time he cinches up on the side headlock!!! Havok…Havok trying to squeeze Lightning's head like a grape!! And look at Lightning now!!! T Money shoved into the ropes…clothesline misses!!!!!! Johnny Havok off the other side….THESZ PRESS BY LIGHTNING!!!!

DD: Oh no!!!

VJ: FIST AND FIRE!!! FOR THE 2^ND TIME TONIGHT! LIGHTNING OPENING UP ON JOHNNY HAVOK!! AND THIS CROWD IS GOING CRAZY!!! THIS CROWD IS GOING CRAZY!!! OH MY GOODNESS, DAVE!!!

DD: Tell these idiots to shut up!

VJ: This loud crowd here in Texas exercising its freedom of speech! Freedom of expression! And watch Lightning now! Havok backed to the buckle, and it's mudhole stomping time!!!! Lightning burying the boots into the midsection!!! BOOT AFTER BOOT AFTER BOOT AFTER…THIS CROWD IS ON ITS FEET, DAVE!!!!

DD: And Lightning's feet are on Havok!!! HAHAHA!

VJ: What's this now?! Irish whip sends Havok into the ropes…Lightning misses with the clothesline…elbow misses…OH!! Lightning ducked the head and got caught!

DD: Just like an idiot!

VJ: Havok caught him, and watch this now!!! OH!!!!! SITDOWN HAVOK BOMB!!!!!!! THE SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!!! 1…2…NO!!!!! Lightning able to get the shoulder up!!! And Dave, this crowd is split right down the middle! Havok has Lightning by the hair…HARD knife edge chop lights up the chest!!! And another one!!! Johnny Havok is taking it to the challenger here…and watch this now!!! Irish whip…Lightning hits hard off the buckle! And now watch Havok here! A little showboating…charges in…AND RUNS RIGHT INTO THE BOOT OF LIGHTNING!!

DD: Idiot!

VJ: Havok caught that boot right to the side of the head! Much like we saw earlier on! And watch Lightning! Lightning scaling the turnbuckle…BULLDOG!!!! Havok driven down to the canvas! That could be all!!! The leg is hooked…2…no!!! Havok barely able to kickout!!! Lightning…you can see a bit of fatigue in his eyes!!! Once again, the question about that 1^st match coming into play!

DD: Vince, don't lie! The whole world knows you're just looking for excuses for when your hero gets his ass beat!! OOH!

VJ: Lightning just tossed Havok out here by us!! He may be coming after you, Dave!

DD: HA! He ain't that stupid! Close…but not quite there yet! Hey wait a minute! Get away from here you idiot!

VJ: Lightning has Havok over here by our table…HEY!!! C'mon, now!!! Lightning slamming Havok headfirst into our announce table…and again!!! The Champion's face smacking off the wood! C'mon, Lightning!

DD: That;s your hero Vince! That's the man you love! What about that?!

VJ: Lightning…he will do anything to regain the NFWA Championship belt! He's got Havok by the hair once aga---OOOOH!!!! LOW BLOW BY THE CHAMPION!!!

DD: HAHAHA! That's the 1^st non-flukish thing he's done all year!! HAHAHA! LOOK AT THIS, VINCE!!!

VJ: Oh my!! THE LOCK DOWN!!!!!!! HAVOK HAS IT LOCKED IT!!! RIGHT OUT HERE ON THE ARENA FLOOR!! LIGHTNING'S BEEN LOCKED IN THE LOCK DOWN…

DD: And look at Old Thunderlicks! She don't know what to do, does she?!

VJ: Lightning…submissions don't count on the arena floor…then again, I've never known for Lightning to submit anyway!

DD: That's cuz you don't know nothing!

VJ: I don't?

DD: No! You don't! I'll have you know that I was the 1^st person to make Lightning tap./…10 seconds into the match…

VJ: Will you be serious…

DD: It's the truth!! I slapped on the ancient Delawarian pinky lock and he was on his knees begging for mercy! You shoulda been there! It was great!

VJ: You couldn't tell the truth if your life depended on it! Havok breaks the hold! And look at Jenkins! She's trying to get these combatants back into the ring!

DD: Yah, that's what she wants you to think! But I know she's really out there to get up close and personal with Ms. Krystal…

VJ: Will you shut up? Havok…OH!! Lightning misses with a right hand…OH!!!!!!!!

DD: OH MY GOD!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!

VJ: Havok with a side Russian leg sweep…the back of Lightning's head smacked hard off the buckle…ooh that's all! That's all she wrote, folks!!! Lightning tossed back into the ring, and now Havok headed up top!!!! Havok headed to the top rope…

DD: Bye, Sparky…

VJ: OH!!!!!!! SWANDIVE HEADBUTT!!!! Right to the head of Lightning!!! This match could be over right here…1…2…NO!!! Lightning barely able to get the shoulder up!!! And now Havok slaps on the chinlock!!!

DD: Hey, Vince! I know I said I hate both of these guys…but on 2^nd thought, if Havok can beat Lightning…I might consider making him Stephanie's hero!

VJ: Stephanie's hero?! What the hell…

DD: I mean, c'mon! They're both big lesbians right?!

VJ: I'm gonna ignore you! Havok with that knee bruied into the back of Lightning's neck! And this crowd trying to rally behind the former champion! Just as they rallied he and Panther to victory earlier on!

DD: Keep with the excuses Johnson!

VJ: They're not excuses! Lightning wrestled a tough match!! That's credit given to the GNL!! But right now it may be affecting his performance in this match right here!

DD: Only thing affecting his performance in this match is Havok's foot being stuck to his ass!

VJ: Will you…referee asking Lightning if he gives…Lightning won't give!!!

DD: And no wonder the Salvation Army eggs his house every year!

VJ: SUCH A BAD JOKE!! Lightning trying to fight the hold here!! Trying to fight back to his feet!!!! Havok…OH!! Wisely shoving the challenger to the mat! And watch this now! Johnny Havok hits off the ropes…

DD: It's over--HEY!!!

VJ: OH!!! LIGHTNING GOT THE KNEES UP!!!

DD: Damn you, Havok!!!! (Sighs) Lousy fluke!

VJ: Johnny Havok went for the splash and got nothing but knees!!! And now this crowd trying to see if they can rally behind Lightning! And we've got another part of the crowd rallying behind Havok! Both these men are huge fan favorites!!

DD: Havok's up 1^st!

VJ: Havok is up 1^st…OH!!!! And he gets caught with a double leg takedown!!! Lightning now…Lightning has Havok hooked up…can he turn him over?!?!

DD: NOOO!!

VJ: SHARPSHOOTER!!!!!! LIGHTNING HAS A SHARPSHOOTER LOCKED IN!!!! JOHNNY HAVOK WRITHING IN PAIN….IS HE GONNA TAP!!!!

DD: He's a gutless bastard so ya know he will! My God, Lightning's gonna….

VJ: NO!!! Havok able to pull himself to the ropes!! And referee Jenkins calling for the break….BREAK THE HOLD, DAMN IT!! Lightning refusing to let go!

DD: Or maybe he doesn't speak english!

VJ: Shut up! You and your…it's 1 bad joke after another for you tonight!!! Lightning has Havok by the hair…INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!!!! The Champion is reeling…and watch this now!!! Lightning off the ropes…CLOTHESLINE MOWS HAVOK DOWN!!

DD: uh oh!

VJ: Lightning off the other side…HE MOWS HIM DOWN ONE MORE TIME!!!!! Lightning picking up some steam here! He's got Havok by the hair!!! What's he gonna…we may be getting set to see the Lightning Rod, Dave!!

DD: Hell no!

VJ: The Lightning Rod! Lightning hits this we have a new--OH!!! Havok counters into a pinning combination…1…2…NO!!! Lightning kicks out…AND A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE TAKES BOTH MEN DOWN!!!!! Ladies and gentlemen…WHEW!! What a night!!!!!

DD: What a couple of idiots, Johnson!!!

VJ: Lightning and Havok! Both men down on the mat! Referee Jenkins counting down both men!!! This thing could end in a double countout!

DD: Well if it does, I want my 8 bucks back!

VJ: 8 bucks?!

DD: Yeah! The porno tape a lent you last week! About the 8 buc…

VJ: PUT THAT EGG NOG DOWN!!

DD: (Sips egg nog) What?! I'm not driving!

VJ: While Delaware Dave is drinking himself to death out here, Lightning and Havok have barely moved a muscle! Referee Jenkins up to 5…6…7…Lightning starting to move on 7!!!

DD: uh oh!!! Havok…wake up, Havok!!!

VJ: Lightning…8…Lightning starting to turn over! As soon as he turns over…the count has stopped! And now Lightning crawling over to Havok to make the cover…can he…YES!!!! 1…2…OH NO!!!!!!!! ONLY A 2!!!!!!!!!!

DD: Damn it, Vince! You gotta learn to be unbiased!

VJ: And you gotta learn not to drink on the job! Lightning almost got the job done for the 2^nd time! And when I say 2^nd, I mean 4^th time!

DD: non-numerical nutjob! Call the match!

VJ: That's what I'm doing!! Lightning has Havok by the hair…oh! Lightning hits off one side…he hits off the other…OH MY!!!

DD: What the hell?!

VJ: HAVOK SIDE STEPPED THE SHOULDER BLOCK! LIGHTNING DRIVEN FACEFIRST INTO THE CANVAS!!! WATCH HAVOK NOW! WATCH HAVOK…THERE'S THE LOCK DOWN!!!!

DD: HAHAAH!

VJ: THE LOCK DOWN…HE'S GOT IT LOCKED ON IN THE RING THIS TIME!!! LIGHTNING IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!!!

DD: Vince…he tapped once, and he's gonna tap again! Love it!

VJ: Johnny Havok has got it locked in good!!! Referee Jenkins in perfect positioning! Will Lightning tap?! Will he say uncle?! Will…

DD: He tapped! HE TAPPED!

VJ: He did not! Lightning reaching for the ropes!!! Lightning…using that tremendous upper body strength to pull himself to the ropes!!! Can he…can he reach it…he's almost there!!! HE GOT IT!!! LIGHTNING GOT THE ROPES!!! LIGHTNING WOULDN'T GIVE IN!!! MAKE HIM BREAK THE HOLD, REF!!! C'MON!!! 1…2…3…4..5!!!! BREAK THE HOLD…HAVOK FINALLY BREAKS!

DD: Heh! I wouldn't put it past that coward to get himself disqualified to save the title!

VJ: Johnny Havok is no coward! He's a remarkable athelete! As is Lightning! Havok has Lightning by the hair…HARD RIGHT HAND TO THE BACK!!! And another one!!! Johnny Havok has Lightning by the hair…Equalizer!! The Equalizer is coming up…NO!! Lightning shoves him into the ropes…LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!

DD: OAAAAH!

VJ: WHAT?! LIGHTNING JUST HIT IT!!! THIS THING…THIS THING COULD BE OVER RIGHT HERE! LIGHTNING COULD BE THE NEW CHAMPION RIGHT HERE FOLKS!!! THERE'S THE COVER…

DD: KICKOUT!!!

VJ: 1…2…3!!!!!!!!!! 3…no!!! Havok gets the foot on the rope!!!! Aww…aww my goodness! What a war!!! What a battle between 2 stellar athletes! And Lightning…he just said that's it!

DD: Well damn it I sure hope so, cuz I'm sick of seeing these jackoffs on my TV!

VJ: (Rolls eyes) Idiot! Lightning…almost got the win, but Havok too close to the ropes!

DD: the coward's way out! As always with that idiot! What's he doing here?!

VJ: Lightning has Havok by the hair…BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION…HE COULD BE SETTING UP FOR THE LIGHTNING RO--NO!!! Havok shimmeys down once again!!! Lightning..misses with the clothesline…Havok with a boot to the midsection…OH!!!!!!!! EQUALIZER!!!!!! HAVOK OUT OF NOWHERE HIT THE EQUALIZER!!!!! THERE'S THE COVER…1…2…3!!!!!

VJ: Johnny Havok…Johnny Havok ladies and gentlemen…HE HAS DONE IT!! He has foiled Lightning's attempt to regain the title that he never lost!

DD: And you hate it, doncha, Vince?

VJ: Well…no! Havok, a very accomplished athlete! Impressive victory, and a great battle on the part of both men!

DD: Ahh, you suck, Johnson! Call a spade a spade! Lightning got his ass beat by the Fluke! Johnny Havok is your winner!

VJ: Will you…

DD: No, I won't stop!! Lightning got outfluked by a fluke! (Takes a sip of egg nog)

VJ: Havok…wait a minute! Lightning's got the title belt!

DD: uh oh!

VJ: What's going on here?! Lightning snatched the title belt from referee Jenkins…

DD: Ya know what, Vince? This could get good yet!

VJ: Havok and Lightning going face to face! Nose to nose!! Lightning has just been foiled…and now what's he gonna do with the belt?!

DD: Now, Vince, if he waffles him upside the head with that belt, I swear to God, he'll be my hero!

VJ: Well in that case…HIT HIM LIGHTNING…I didn't mean that!! We've got a staredown between the 2…oh! Lightning handing the title to the champion…AND WE'VE GOT A HANDSHAKE!!!! WHAT SPORTSMANSHIP ON THE PART OF THESE 2 GLADIATORS!

DD: This sucks, Johnson! Didn't either of these idiots learn from Panther earlier?!

VJ: Johnny Havok and Lightning! What a battle, and what a night it's been live from Houston…wait a second…what's Havok looking for?! Johnny Havok…

DD: Where's Krystal?

VJ: I…I have no clue! Ladies and gentlemen, we're out of time! Thank you for joining us at Apocalypse Now! We'll see ya next month at Total Annihilation!! Good night everybody!!!