It's me, it's Me!
The man your woman calls her JMan!
Hey, J ain't the one to boast...
But your bitch will become 'nother notch in his bedpost!
Fuck Osama!
JMan'll fuck that laundry mother fucker's momma!
Turn on CNN...
'Cuz this just in...
JMan's nuts be straddlin' yo' woman's chin!
You see, JMan could've been fighin' in Iraq...
But if ya ever heard this rap before...you know by now, your bitch be sucking my cock!
They call JMan the pimp daddy...
Rolling up in the tricked out Caddy!
JMan is known as pimp daddy Moses...
'Cuz he's the pimp daddy that makes the ladies legs...
...spread like the Red Sea!
One...Two...Three!
One...Two...Three...
How 'bout your number please?
One...Two...Three...
Got a message for me?
One...two...three...
I'm going to stop rhyming with three...
'Cuz I know I'm driving you crazy