(Footage rolls from Friday Night. Slam. It shows Blaque and Blue attacking Diamond's arm. Firestorm and J-Dogg speaking over the bullhorns. The big brawl between GNL and NFWA wrestlers. When Brad Blitz delievered the Blitzberg Bomb to Sniper. Some more footage from the brawl. The challange from The Bomb Squad, Panther and Sniper, to Firestorm and J-Dogg for NeXtasy. Then, finally, when Staks hits NFWA's World Champion, Rage, with a chair and steals the title. Then, the NeXtasy opening video plays. The camera looks through the crowd and you see such signs as "Thug 4 Life", "Brad Blitz is my dad", "NFWA sucks", and "BOMB SQUAD ROCKS!". That fan gets jumped by a group of GNL fans... and the camera cuts to ringside where we see Rosie Sanchez and Orlando Jones Jr. sitting with big smirks on their faces, and GNL shirts on....)

RS: Here we are LIVE from the Ice Palace in Tampa, Florida!!!

OJ: It's called the Ice Palace.. but things around here certainly are HOT!! And I mean besides you, Rosie!! The GNL has just picked up business. Last night on Friday Night Slam.. GNL laid down the law!

RS: They certainly did!

OJ: yah!!

(The camera cuts backstage. GNL Commishenor, and NFWA World Champion, Rage is seen getting out of his car and heading towards the arena. He looks pretty pissed off)

RS: Rage is here! And he dosn't look happy!

OJ: Well, he shouldn't after Staks stole his World Title! But who gives a damn! If Rage wants it he's gonna have to go get it.. and that won't be easy!

(The camera cuts back where we see Rage enter the building. He steps in and is immediatly greeted by Freak, Raven, and Thunder...)

Raven:(with an evil smirk) Hey Rage.

Freak: (also with an evil smirk) Whats up?

Rage: (looking a bit concerned, backs up a step) Eh, not much...

Thunder: (also has a damn evil smirk!) Not much, EH? Last time I checked you were the NFWA World Champ..

Rage: Yea... I am. So what the hell does that have to do with anything except that I am the best in the NFWA?

Raven: Well, Rage, in case you didn't know.. this is the GNL. Not the NFWA. So why don't you turn the hell around and go home before we make you?

Rage: Well, I CAN do that.. but I not only am I your commishener.. I am here to get my world title back from Staks.

Freak: Are you REALLY?

Rage: Yea...RE--

OJ: THEY ARE ATTACKIN THE COMMISH!!!!

RS: THUNDER JUST SENT RAGE INTO THE WALL WITH A RIGHT HAND!!! RAVEN JUST SPEARED RAGE TO THE GROUND!! THIS IS A BEATDOWN!!! FREAK, RAVEN, AND THUNDER ARE BEATING THE HELL OUT OF THE GNL COMMISH!!!

OJ: Ahh! Here comes security.. DAMN THEM!

(The camera cuts back to ringside)

RS: I can tell this is gonna be a big GNL night. and we aren't even in to the first match yet!!!

OJ: Damn straight!!!!!

RS: Listen to the crowd! They are going wild!! But even with the invasion going on.. we still have to carry on with business! Tonight we have a pretty small card.. but they are huge matches! Psycho is taking on Staks in a No Holds Barred Match. Winner advances to the finals of the world title tournament!

OJ: Brad Blitz is taking on Hell Lord Reaver in a flaming cage match! Winner is the number one contendor for Blaque's I.C. Title!

RS: Speaking of Blaque.. he will be fighting Tristram in a Fall Count Anywhere match. Winner advances to World Title Tournament Finals! The Olympic Hero, Kurt Angle, is taking on Black Bloods Mental Midget in a Black Blood Rules match...

OJ: And we get to see the Invasion continue!

RS: Yes we do!! But lets get to the first match...

Mental Midget vs. Kurt Angle - Black Blood Rules

(Alien Ant Farm's "Smoothe Criminal" hits on the PA system. Kurt Angle walks out wearing a "GNL" shirt. He turns around and pyros go off. He walks into the ring, and stands on all 4 of the turnbuckles. He walks to the center of the ring, and Rob Zombie's "Meet the Creeper" hits on the PA system. Mental Midget steps out and starts walkin down the ramp. He gets to the center.. and stops. Then Scarlet KV, Hell Lord Reaver, 8-Ball, and Kayos start walkin down the ramp. Mental Midget gets in the ring, and the bell sounds)

Ding Ding Ding!!!!

RS: What a set up!!!

OJ: Black Blood Rules.. mean there are NO rules!!! Kurt Angle not wastin any time! He know's he's gotta fight for his life in this one.. Black Blood has the ring surrounded!

RS: Kurt with a hard right, just sent Midget into the corner.. and no Kurt is kneeing him in the face! Good God!!! 8-Ball hopped on the apron to get at Kurt, but the Olympic Hero smashed him head first into the steel post! AWW! And here come the troops! All of Black Blood is in the ring! Kayos is holding Kurt back.. and Reaver and KV and Mental Midget and Kayos are gettin in their shots!!

OJ: KV has that blade.. HE JUST STABBED KURT N THE SIDE! My god!! Kurt Angle is bleeding!! Mental Midget.. just speared Kurt off the top ropes!!! And Reaver is on the other turnbuckle.. BLOOD SHATTER!!! Kurt is being destroyed!

RS: He sure is! 8-Ball is in the ring now.. OHH! He just powerbombed him into the turnbuckle!!! And KV just sliced him with the handblade again!! Finally, they exit the ring.. but the damage has already been done! Mental Midget has a chair.. he put it around Kurt's ankle.. whats he going to do?? He's going back up top!!!

OJ: Don't do it, Midget! Don't do it!! Ah hell.. BREAK IT!! BREAK IT!!!

RS: Wait.. Kurt is gettin up.. Mental Midget just jumped off.. OHH! KURT CAUGHT MIDGET IN THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR!!! And he tossed him out of the ring! Here comes Kayos! Kurt with a knee to the midsection.. DDT.. he smashed him head first off the chair! 8-Ball has the steel steps! He's gonna hit Kurt.. NO! Kurt just dropkicked the steps into 8-Ball's face! And here comes Reaver now!

OJ: This match is more like Kurt versus the Black Blood!! And right now... Kurt is winning! OLYMPIC SLAM!!!!

RS: Kurt just Olympic Slammed Hell Lord Reaver onto the steel steps! KV now.. he has that handblade.. and is stalking Kurt around the ring! Wait.. Mental Midget is back on the apron.. and he has a pipe! OH! He just clocked Kurt in the back of the head with it! Kurt never saw it coming! He goes for the cover...1..2..3!!!

Announcer: Here is your winner.. The Mental Midget!!!!

OJ: That was pretty cheap.. but hey, it WAS Black Blood Rules!

RS: True. Kurt is hurt though. He got attacked by 4 men!

OJ: 3 and a half you mean.

RS: ???

OJ: Well.. Mental Midget is short!

RS: Woow.. we'll be back after this...

****Commercial****

RS: And we're back! The camera's are in Rage's locker room.. lets see whats going on...

(The camera cuts to Rage's locker room. Rage has a bloody nose. He looks angry. There is a knock at his door and he jumps..)

Rage: What! Who is it?!

(The door opens, Rage raises his fist, but Panther and Sniper walk in. The crowd boo's.)

Sniper: Whoa! Easy there Rage! It's just us!

Rage: Whew. I thought it was those GNL bastards....

Panther: Nope. And after tonight we won't have to see them any more... because the GNL is gettin shut down!! And thats the truth!

Rage: Well, I still have to get my damn belt off of Staks...

Sniper: Don't even worry about that wanna-be-thug.

Rage: I'm not. I'm worrying about my title! I'm gonna go out to the ring. See ya later.

(Back at ringside)

OJ: Aww, don't tell me that jackass is coming out here!

RS: I sure hope not...

("Reckless Abandon" by Blink-182 hits on the PA system. The fans start booing Rage and throwing trash at him as he walks down to the ring. He is wearing a "NFWA" shirt. When he gets in the ring.. he gets a mic.. and starts.)

Rage: First off... Ice Palace... I swear.. if I get hit with one more soda can.. I am going to beat the hell out of each and every one of you..

(Someone throws a bottle of water (not soda) into the ring. It lands right in front of Rage, and some water splashes up on him)

Rage: Very damn funny. But who the hell cares about you people. I am here to talk about the NFWA World Title. The same Title that I defeated Killa for last night. The same title that Staks, from this skank hole of a fed, stole off of me! And for what? Because he is jealous that I beat his ass so many times when he was in the NFWA? I think so! Staks... if you are in the back, and I know you are! I suggest you bring your thug ass out here and give me what is mine. Or I will go back there and take it!

(Rage waits for a few minutes.. and then "Thug Life" hits on the PA system. Staks walks out to the stage, but has no title...)

Staks: Staks in da house!

Crowd: BOUT TO MAKE SOME HEADS BOUNCE!!

Staks: You kno it! Rage, yah, I took yo title.. but wat da f*ck you gon` do bout it? Sh*t! Dats wut. Wan' kno why? Caz you ain't sh*t. You neva been sh*t. And y...

Rage: (interrupting) Yea... I "neva will be sh*t".. right. But if thats the case then why did I kick your ass every time we fought? Tell me that? Staks.. give me my damn world title and you will walk out of the arena on your own two feet tonight. Got it?

Staks: (laughing) Hahahaha. Daymn Rage.. I really....really wish I can give you yo title bak.. but the thang iz.. I can't!! It's gettin a much needed make ova! Take a look...

(The camera cuts back stage where we see Psycho, Brad Blitz, and Blaque. Psysho has a can of black spray paint. He sprays a big G on the title. He hands the spraypaint to Blitz.. who sprays a big N on it. .and he gives it to Blaque.. and Blaque sprays on a L. Then Psycho gets the title and holds it up to the camera. GNL is spraypainted on it in black. In the ring, Rage is pissed)

Staks: Hahah! Look at yo title now!

Rage: Your DEAD! DEAD!!!!

RS: Uh oh.. Rage is getting out of the ring and going up for Staks! Staks is waitin for him!! HERE WE GO!!! Rage and Staks! Rage and Staks!! Rage and Staks!!! Rage just shoved Staks to the ground.... Staks is gettin back up... but Rage keeps kicking him back down! We are at the edge of the ramp now... Rage is gonna throw Staks off!!

OJ: KURT ANGLE FROM BEHIND!!!!

RS: KURT ANGLE!! HE JUST BLASTED RAGE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! The NFWA Champ is down! What a night!! We'll be back in after this!

****Commercial****

OJ: Thats TWO TIMES!

RS: Two times what?

OJ: That the GNL struck.. and came out on top!

RS: Better beleive it!! We have a match up next! Tristram is going to be taking on Blaque! Winner goes on to the GNL World Title Finals!

Tristram vs. Blaque - 3rd Round World Title Tournament (Falls Count Anwhere)

("Fat Lip" by Sum41 hits on the PA system. The drum kicks in, and pyros explode everywhere. Tristram walks out wearing a GNL shirt. He taunts the fans.. and then runs down to the ring. All of a sudden, Blaque's music blasts over the PA system. Blaque steps out and raises his tag title and his I.C. Title in the air. He walks down to the ring, and the bell sounds)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

RS: Here we go! Blaque is getting right into this one!! SPEAR! He just speared Tristram out of his boots! Now he's on top of him and is firing away with lefts and rights! He gets up.. and now he stomping away! Both men up now.. Blaque runs Tristram off the ropes.. back body drop! Tristram just went soaring out of the ring and crashed to the floor below!

OJ: This match is gettin out of the ring already! I love it!

RS: Blaque just smashed Tristram face first off our announce table! And now..OH! He just shot Tristram into the steel steps!! Blaque is ALL OVER Tristram! They are brawling up the ramp now!!! Blaque is still in control though! Oh man! he has him set up for what looks like a piledriver.. and on that steel grating it's gonna be 10 times worse! OH! HE DID IT! Cover! 1....2....no! How did he do it? HOW did Tristram kick out!

OJ: Thats gonna leave a mark!! Tristram is busted open!! Blaque is choking him now! And the ref can't do anything about it! Tristrams eyes are gonna pop out of his head! Haha!!

RS: Blaque finally releases the hold.. but isn't finished! He's gonna try and do something here.. He has him up for a power bomb.. RUNNING POWER-NOO!! NOO!! TRISTRAM COUNTERS!!! TRISTRAM COUNTERED BLAQUES RUNNING POWER BOMB OFF THE STAGE.. INTO AN X-FACTOR!!!! GOOD GOD!!!!! BLAQUES FACE MAY BE RUINED FOR LIFE!!!!!

OJ: It already was! Haha!

RS: Your a sick person, ya know that?

OJ: Thank you!

RS: Heh. Well, that move took a LOT out of both men and they are both down.. except Blaque is a bloody mess! We have to take a break.. be right back!

****Commercial****

(The scene is in the bathroom where the match is resuming...)

OJ: OH MAN!! DID YOU SEE THAT!?

RS: I saw it..but I don't know if I can believe it!! Tristram was going for The End.. but Blaque reversed it and sent Tristram face first into the toilet!

OJ: HAHA! To borrow a line from NFWA wrestler, Killa.. Tristram is a sh*t eater! HAHAHA!

RS: Your.. ugh. During the break the battle has been back and forth. Both competitors giving it their all for the GNL World Title! See Panther.. this is no second rate fed with talent like this!

OJ: Blaque and Tristram are in the LADIES room! Haha! This is great. Tristram is gettin up.. but Blaque dunked him back in the toilet.. SWIRLY!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

RS: That was... different.. heh. Blaque with a swirly on Tristram! Tristram is gagging! Blaque is laughing! Blaque now.. he just threw the self proclaimed "Immortal" out into the lobby! Blaque has Tristram up now.. wait.. Tristram wiggles free! LOW BLOW!! Tristram with the infamous low blow! He is in control now! DDT! Cover! 1..2...no! Kickout! Tristram looks frustrated!

OJ: Tristram has Blaqued up now.. he just threw Blaque into a souviner stand! He grabbed a GNL mug.. AND SHATTERED IT OVER BLAQUES HEAD!!! 1..2..NOO! BLAQUE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!!

RS: What a match!!! Tristram is pissed now!! He is up on the souvener table!! THE END!!! THE END THROUGH THE SOVENEIR TABLE!!! 1...2..3!!! TRISTRAM GOES TO THE FINALS!!!!

Announcer: Here is your winner, and advancing to the GNL World Title Finals.. TRISTRAAAAAAM!!!!!!!

OJ: What a win! What a match!

RS: Tristram is going to the finals!! And the camera's are backstage in Rage's locker room!

(Camera's cut backstage...)

Rage: Thats it..Kurt Angle.. next week on NeXtasy.. he will pay. I'm gonna.. ohhh....

Panther: Calm down man! The title will come back to you...

Rage: Calm down? CALM DOWN!? How the HELL am I supposed to calm down!? THEY HAVE MY TITLE!!! THEYHAVE THE NFWA'S TITLE!!!

Sniper: He's right.

Rage: Of course I am!

Sniper: The GNL is going down next week. There are going to be NO questions asked.

Rage: I'm goin back out to the irng.

(The camera cuts to ringside)

OJ: Not again! How many times is Rage gonna come out here!?

RS: ....lets just get it over with.

("Reckless Abandon" blasts over the PA system. The crowd is booing extremly loud. Rage steps out with a NFWA shirt on.. and has to start to duck flying debrie. He has on that NFWA shirt. He gets in to the ring, and gets a mic. Just then "The Truth" hits. The crowd starts to boo even LOUDER! Sniper and Panther step out and pose.. making the crowd boo LOUDER! They strut down the ring, while trying to swat trash thrown their way.. and also get mics...)

Rage: Ok, first line of action. Kurt Angle. You really were serious about fighting me, weren't you? I mean.. at first I just laughed it off as a pathetic attempt to make a differance... but you really really want to get your ass kicked by the One Man Riot, dont you? Kurt, I kicked your ass in the NFWA...

(crowd starts up a "F*CK RAGE!" chant. A half eaten corn dog whizzes past his head...)

Rage: (over the boos) AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN IN THE GNL!!! As for Staks.. you little piece of trash!!! You set me up because you can't take me on your own! Well, if I ever.. EVER see you walking backstage.. you are going to get an imprint of my Vans shoe across your forehead. And you can take THAT to the bank....

("Reckless Abandon" hits and Rage walks to the back)

RS: Wow! Strong words by both Rage

OJ: Ahhh, he's a (beeeeep)

RS: Heh, yah. Next we have Psycho taking on Staks for the finals in the world title! The winner takes on Tristram in the finals!!!!

****Commercial****

World Title Tourney (No Holds Barred): Staks Vs Psycho
("Fat Lip" by Sum 41 hits on the PA system. blue and yellow lights flicker everywhere. Two pyros go off, one on each side of the stage. Then Psycho steps out. Stares into the crowd for a moment before marching down to ringside. He slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckles as the fans boo in the background. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and "Thug 4 Life" blasts over the PA system. The camera focuses on the entrance as Psycho and the crowd anticipates Staks' arrival. Suddenly, Staks hops over the guardrail with the NFWA World Title, slides into the ring and bashes Psycho in the back of the head! Referee Eric Bischoff calls for the bell)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

OJ: Hey now!!!

RS: Staks just came out of nowhere! Staks with the NFWA Title belt! The same belt that he took from Rage this past week on NFWA's FNS! Staks...where the hell did he come from?!

OJ: Rosie, baby! Staks didn't just come from nowhere! He came from the streets! And I think that man is fixing to take back to the streets here tonight!

RS: Psycho trying to get back to his feet, but Staks nails him with another hard chairshot! There's one to the ribs! Another one to the side of the head! Staks is all over him...and now where's he going?!

OJ: He's going CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY BABY! CRAAAAAAZY! (Puffs on his cigar)

RS: Staks just went out to the floor...and I think he's going to get some toys! Not the same kind that you're used to Orlando, but...hey! He just tossed a bat into the ring! There's a 2X4! A trashcan...WHAT THE F*CK?! HE JUST PULLED OUT A BATH TUB...WHAT THE HELL IS A BATH TUB!

OJ: Rosie baby, don't question it! Just relax, sit back, and watch!

RS: Staks just pulled a damn bath tub from underneath the ring, but watch Psycho...OOOH!!!!! He just baseball slid the steel chair into the back of the head of Staks, and Staks just went crashing facefirst into the tub! Staks...he's hurt, Orlando!

OJ: Some of the most deadliest accidents happen in the bath tub. That wasn't no accident! Psycho knocked the sh*t out of him!

RS: That he did! Psycho has Staks by the hair...OH GOD! He just slammed his head into the side of that tub! You could hear that from all the way over here! And look at him now! Psycho headed back up to the ring apron with that chair! Whatever he's about to do here doesn't look good for the Toughman Champion...OH!!!!!!! Diving chair onto Staks!!!!! Into the tub! Rub a dub dub!!! There's the cover...the ref isn't counting!

OJ: Of course not! This ain't falls count anywhere! The fall doesn't count unless it takes place in the ring.

RS: Yeah...hey wait! It's Rage! Our Commish just walked out onto the stage! What the hell is he doing out here?

OJ: The man is just out here to get a little peek at the action. He's the Commish! He can do whatever he wants!

RS: Yeah, he may be the Commish, but he's also the NFWA Champion, and Staks stole that title belt from him last night. Something's up here, Orlando. I don't feel good about this.

OJ: (Rubbing Rosie's thighs) I don't knowabout that. You feel damn good to me.

RS: (Shoves OJ) Pervert! Staks is back in the ring, and Psycho is showboating! Psycho, apparently he thinks he has it won...and look at the arrogant cover! 1 finger across the chest...1...2...Staks got the shoulder up!!!!! And this jackass Psycho can't believe it! He's actually complaining...

OJ: And he should! That was a blantant slow count!

RS: Psycho has Staks up once again...boot to the midsection...he tried for a doctor bomb but Staks is fighting out of it! Staks...Staks firing right hands right to the noggin of Psycho! Staks hits off the ropes...Psycho misses with a clothesline...STAKS CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM!!!!!!! Psycho is down! Staks is down! Both men are down in the center of the ring as Commish Rage looks on...what's he winking for?

OJ: He had sand in his eye.

RS: Rage...oh well. Staks trying his hardest to get back to his feet, but Psycho trying to get back up as well. Both men back up now, and Staks has a huge gash over his right eye...but he connects with a hard right hand to the head of Psycho!!!!! Psycho tries for one but it's blocked...and Staks connects with another one! uh oh! Staks is opening up! He's coming off with a huge flurry...Psycho stops it with a thumb to the eyes! Psycho...Irish whip sends Staks into the ropes...Staks slides through the legs...oh my!

OJ: JESUS!!!!

RS: Staks with that steel bat...low blow on Psycho...does that hurt as much as I think it does?

OJ: Well if Psycho was planning on finding some hos after the match, tonight ain't his night...DAMN!

RS: Staks with a bat shot to the back of the knee! And there's one to the small of the back! Staks is beating the living piss out of Psycho! Psycho...he just dropped to his knees! Psycho is down, and look at Staks! Staks is headed to the top rope with that bat! What is he thinking?! What is Staks gonna do...OH!!!!!!!!!

OJ: That's it! He ain't getting up after that!

RS: Staks just dented that bat over the head of Psycho! He's dead! Staks killed him, and he hooks the leg...1...2...3!!!!!!!! That should be a 3...what the hell was that?! Referee Bischoff...

OJ: Aww shoot. Oh my Lord! Rosie...you know what?! I think the ref...the ref just came down with a case of ebola! Oh my God, no!!!!! No!!!!!!

RS: Ebola my ass! Staks had the match won and Bitchoff wouldn't count the 3!

OJ: Ebola does that to the senses, baby! It effects the mind in strange ways...HEY!!!!!

RS: That'll affect his mind! Staks just bashed Bishchoff in the head with that bat!!!!!

OJ: He can't hit him! The man has ebola!

RS: What he has is brain damage! And Staks has the match won! Here comes referee Alan Cooper! Staks with the cover...1...2...RAGE PULLED THE REF OUT!!!!! TOTAL ANNIHILATION ON THE REF! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!?!

OJ: He wasn't counting the right way.

RS: Staks...he's pissed off! He's had the match won twice now! And look what we have here! Kurt Angle! Kurt Angle on his way out to the ring, and Rage doesn't look too happy--OH BOY!!!! Staks has the Commish by the hair!

OJ: Aww, now Rosie you know he can't do that!

RS: Staks has Rage by the hair as Tristram and Thunder---OH! What the hell did he hit him with?!?! Rage just hit Staks right on the jaw with something...Staks is down and he's out! And Rage just grabbed the NFWA Title! I knew it, Orlando! This is what it is all about! This is all about the NFWA Title! Kurt Angle is trying to get a piece of Rage, and look back in the ring! Psycho has climbed to the top rope...

OJ: This is it baby! WHOOOM!!!!!

RS: Psycho Bomb on Staks! Damn it! We've still got no--YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH!!!! Rage in there with the count...1-2-3!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!

Announcer: Here is your winner, advancing in the GNL World Title Tournament: Psycho!!!!

RS: Rage has just screwed Staks out of the World Title! Rage with a blatant fast count has just screwed...

OJ: See Rosie, that's why you bitches ain't good for nothing. Everything that comes out of your mouths is no good. Rage didn't screw Staks! He didn't fast count him. All the man was doing was demonstrating the Norwegian style of refereeing!

RS: The Nor...

OJ: That's right. The Norwegian style of refereeing. Nobody can do it like Rage can, and Psycho is the winner. I'm feeling this.

RS: Rage standing over Staks' body with the NFWA Title! I hope he's happy! He got back..

OJ: Hey, Rage! Look out, Man! Look out!

RS: OH! Kurt Angle from behind with a right hand to Rage! And another! Kurt Angle is all over the Commish...and look at Rage run like the coward that he is!

OJ: Coward! Damn it, bitch! You can't put your hands on a official! Man, that's the commish! Kurt Angle is...

(At this point, a man in a black ski mask and a GNL t-shirt walks down to the ring carrying an assault rifle)

RS: What the...who the hell is that?!

OJ: OH MY LORD!!!!!! IT'S A STICK UP!!!!!!!!

RS: It is not! Rage is headed back to the locker room...OH!!!! That masked man just nailed Rage right in the head with that rifle!!!! Rage is down! Rage is hurt, and the masked man just tossed him into the ring! And now he's leaving! Who the hell is that, Orlando?!

OJ: Probably your mother! This ain't fair!

RS: Rage is down in the ring. Kurt Angle has him! Kurt Angle has Rage...OLYMPIC SLAM ON THE COMMISH!!!!!!! RAGE IS DOWN AGAIN!!!!!!!


Brad Blitz vs. Hell Lord Reaver - Flaming Cage Best 2/3 falls - Winner is #1 Contendor for I.C. Title

("Can I get A..." by Jay-Z hits on the PA system. Pyros go off everywhere. Brad Blitz steps out. He looks pumped up, and has on a GNL Union shirt. The crowd is going NUTS!!! He walks down into the ring..and then "Meet the Creeper" by Rob Zombie plays. Hell Lord Reaver steps out with a Black Blood shirt on. The crowd is booing loud. He walks down into the ring.. and then yellow and blue lights flicker eveywhere. The NeXtasy Theme plays as the cage gets lowered. There is a commercial as the cage gets put into place...)

****Commercial****

(The cage is in place.. and all of a sudden it bursts into flames! The flaming cage is up, and the bell sounds)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

RS: And here we go!! The cage is on fire! 2/3 falls! What two men will do for a title shot around here!!!

OJ: Damn! It's HOT over here! And it's not you this time, Rosie!

RS: Are you saying I'm ugly?

OJ: No.. I-..

RS: BECAUASE.. if you think I'm ugly I am going to have to.. OHH!!! Hell Lord Reaver just send Blitz off the ropes.. and his shirt caught on fire!!! Blitz's shirt is an inferno on his body!! He just flung it off.. and it landed on Reaver!! Reaver kicked it away.. and the ref put it out. Man! This is match is really startin to heat up!

OJ: Rosie....the match.. has been TOO HOT from the start. Do you understand? TOOO HOT!!

RS: Calm down! Blitz and Reaver now. they are exchaning lefts and rights in the middle of the ring! A tie-up.. Blitz has control.. he shoves him over into the corner.. thats as hot as it gets.. unless you are in the fire!! Blitz is hammering away on the midsection of Reaver..

OJ: Smart man. It's over a hundred degrees in that ring. They are going to be worn our fast. So if Blitz works on the midsectionof Reaver.. he will tire him out and have a walk in the park!

RS: That IS smart! I am suprised that you were able to... OHH NOO!! MY GOD!!! REAVER'S HAIR CAUGHT ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!

OJ: Holy maccaroni! Who's the dumbass that thought of this suicidal match?

RS: Downcast! The ref put Reaver's hair out....and Blitz is on the attack again! He is really givin it to Reaver! He wants the I.C. Title BAD!!!

OJ: Well considering he got SCREWED out of it by Reaver in the first place I would be too!

RS: Oh my gosh.. HE DID NOT! Blitz has Reaver up in a stall suplex! OHH! HE DROPPED HIM IN THE FLAMES!!! REAVER IS BURNING!! BURNING LIKE HE WAS IN HELL!!! DAMN DOWNCAST!!!!! DAMN HIM!!!

OJ: Blitz..he's laughing! What kind of psycho is he!? Blitz is pullin him out by his hand now.. and the ref is spraying him with the fire hydrant. Blitz is back at him! German Suplex to a pin. 1...2...no! How did Reaver kick out!?

RS: Orlando! I just noticed something!

OJ: What.. do I have something stuck in my teeth?

RS: Noo, well, yah.. but not that! For the most part.. tonight.. you haven't been the annoying self you uaually are! This GNL thing is really working wonders on you!

OJ: Hell no! I'm still annoying! Just..not today! You'll see!

RS: Heh. Blitz is arguing with the ref about that call.. everyone has to be sweating like a damned pig...hell.. I am sweatin like a damn pig!

OJ: .. that was disturbing.

RS: YOU ARE TOO!

OJ: Not that! The match! in the midst of Blitz's arguing... Reaver pulled out the school boy.. and while he was pinning him.. Blitz's head was in the inferno! Only a two count though.

RS: Nasty! Blitz is back up.. how these two aren't both passed out is a miracle..watch this now! Reaver just sent Blitz off the ropes.. Lou Thesz!! 1..2...NO! Blitz with the shoulder up!!! How did he do it!? We'll be back after this SHORT SHORT SHORT commercial break!!

****Commercial****

OJ: That was short!

RS: Yes it was!! Blitz and Reaver have been batteling back and forth during the break.. Reaver hit the Blood Shatter.. but caught on fire while on the turnbuckle so couldn't make a successful pin!

OJ: Reaver has Blitz up for a powerbomb.. but Blitz wriggled free!

RS: Blitz with a knee to the midsection... BLITZBERG BOMB!!!! BLITZBERG BOMB!!!! 1....2.....3!!!!!!

Announcer: First all awarded to.. BRAAAD BLITZ!!!

RS: What a break for Blitz! He is going for the cover again.. hopin the effects carry over.. 1...2....no! Reaver with a shoulder up!

OJ: It's too.. too hot.. I'm... ugh..(passes out)

RS: Orlando? ORLANDO THIS IS NO TIME TO FALL ASLEEP YOU JACKASS!!! Agh.No use. Reaver is gettin up.. Blitz is laying on the mat trying to rest.. but Reaver is up! He is stomping away one Blitz.. he fell down too! He is tired! Wait.. whats on the Firetron? Heh..FIREtron..

(The Firestron shows Scarlet KV with some kind of pulley backstage. He is lowering something.. above the ring you see a gas can lowering! And KV is laughing!)

RS: OH MY GOD!!! KV..HE'S GOT TO BE INSANE!!!! HE'S GOT TO BE.. AND REAVER IS LAUGHING TOO!! He's gettin up.. just waitin for the can to be lowered.. if that gets one wrong tip.. kablooy! Blitz is gettin up too.. LOW BLOW! Blitz from behind with the low blow... wait.. look on the Firetron!

(On the Firetron we see Kurt Angle with a steel chair. He runs at KV and bashes him in the head.. causing KV to let go of the pulley and the can starts falling.. FAST!!)

RS: RUUUN! IT'S GONNA BLOOOOW!!!!!!!

(The ref dives through the door.. Rosie ducks behind her chair.. the fans in the first few rows scatter as the can of gasoline falls.....)

RS: (from behind her desk, screaming and crying) OHH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! THE RING JUST BLEW UP!! THE RING JUST BLEW UP!!! DAMN DOWCAST! DAMN SCARLET KV!!! MY GOD!! THE RING IS GONE! THIS MATCH HAS GOT TO BE STOPPED!!!! BRAD BLITZ AND REAVER HAVE TO BE DEAD! THEY HAVE TO BE DEAD!!! DAMMIT!!

Announcer: Referee Eric Bischoff has informed me that the match is now over.. due to the fact that there is no more ring.. and both men are unable to continue. But, since Brad Blitz got the first fall.. here is your winner... and number one contender for the GNL Intercontinentl Title......BRAAAAAAAAD BLIIIIIIIIITZ!!!!!!!

RS: BLITZ DID IT!! BUT HE MAY BE DEAD!!!!

OJ: (wakin up) I'M DEAD! I'M DEAD AND IN HELL!! I KNEW IT!! Rosie? Your in hell too? I knew I'd be comin down here for sure.. but....

RS: WE'RE NOT DEAD YOU JACKASS! The ring just blew up..with Blitz and Reaver inside!! The fire crew is out here.. and the fire is being put out.. meanwhile EMT's are tending to Reaver and Blitz....

OJ: They aren't doing a good job!!!!!!

RS: The EMT's..they are beatin on the already beaten Brad Blitz and Hell Lord Reaver!!! And look on the FireTron! Panther and Sniper are laughing!! And the EMT's...DAMN THEM! THEY AREN'T EMT'S AT ALL! THEY ARE THE NFWA DISCIPLINE COMMITTE!!! AND HERE COMES THE GNL!!!! Staks! Psycho! Blaque! Blue! Kurt Angle! Raven! Freak!!! They are beatin the HELL out of the disiplien committe!! HERE COMES THE NFWA!!! HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET HERE!?

OJ: Who cares! They are here now and the WAR IS ON! Here comes the NFWA..and Rage is comin to get some! It's a war!! Nighmare! and Blaque! This is a war! Rage and Kurt Angle are goin at it! T Money and Raven! Tristram and Shark! Killa and Staks!!! It's a war!! We have the POLICE out here trying to break it up! THIS IS GREAT!!!

RS: It looks like NFWA is takin charge.... c'mon GNL!! Dammit! Killa just committed Murder on Staks!!! Rage with Total Annhilation on Kurt!!! Nightmare is goin at it with Blaque AND Blue! Madman and Freak are goin at it!!! Here comes the Revolution!! Johnny Havok is comin down!!! The GNL has been laid out here tonight! This is not good! Not good at ALL damn it!! The NFWA just sent all it had out here.. lets hope next week is better for the GNL....see ya next week!