8/11/01 - Live from the Continental Airlines Arena in East Rutherford, NJ!!!!
(The opening video for NeXtasy plays. Pyros go off on the stage. The camera pans around the jam-packed Continental Airlines Arena.. and we see signs such as "GNL Union 4 Life!", "Psycho=GNL World Champ!", "Tristram is my father!", and "Staks Rules!". The camera then cuts to ringside where we see Rosie Sanchez by Orlando Jones Jr.)
RS: Ladies and gentleman, welcome to NeXtasy!!! We are here LIVE from the sold-out Continental Airlines Arena.. and what a card we have for you tonight!
OJ: Damn right baby! This card is smokin!!!
RS: This weeks NeXtasy is a three card show, short.. but definatly SWEET!
OJ: Just like you, Rosie baby!
RS: Rosie.. baby? Ugh. Tonights card features Rage from the crap hole, NFWA, Staks, and Kurt Angle in a Triple Threat match! If Rage wins, Staks is forced to hand over Rage's world title.. but if Staks or Kurt win.. they fight the winner of the World Title Match, also taking place tonight! It will either be Psycho, or Tristram. That match will be a ladder match! And finally, we have J-dogg and Firestorm, representing the good ol' GNL.. taking on NFWA slime balls, Panther and Sniper. If GNL wins, we get a well deserved 2nd show, but if Panther and Sniper manage to pull off the win.. GNL is closed down.. for good! But thats not gonna happen, is it Orlando?
OJ: Hell no! But damn, you talk too much Rosie!
RS: Well, what am I supposed to do?
OJ: ....I have a few thoughts in mind... ehehehe...
RS: Ewww! You perv! Lets just go backstage where the camera's.. they spotted Rage! Rage has entered the building!
(The camera cuts to the back, and we see Rage walking in the building. Downcast, Panther, Sniper, and Tina are with him. They walk into a locker room, and the scene cuts to J-Dogg and Firestorms locker room.)
J-Dogg: Firestorm, are you ready for tonight man? I mean..not only do we get to beat the hell out of Panther and Sniper, but we get to win the GNL a second show!!
Firestorm: Damn straight! Tonight, the NFWA gets their first big loss... and it sure as hell won't be the last!
J-Dogg: Yah! We better start thinkin of a name for the new GNL show! I was thinkin of sumthin like, "The Dogg House"! Like that? Eh?
Firestorm: ...the Dogg House? It's.. um.. catchy.. but I was thinkin something more along the lines of.... Wednesday Night Storm.
J-Dogg: Erm..yah.. well.. we can keep thinkin! But damn! We are gonna tear Panther and Sniper apart tonight!
(The scene then goes to the Dynasty locker room where Sniper, Panther, Rage, and Downcast were just watchin the TV monitor)
Panther: .... the Dogg House??
Sniper: ....Wednesday Night Storms?????
Downcast: The Downcast Show! Er... uh.. those were dumb names!!!
Panther: I agree!
Sniper: So do I. I mean.. they really should be doing better things, other than thinkin of names for the show.. that isn't gonna exist!!!
Downcast: Yea! Like writing out their wills! After tonight they will need them!
Panther: Thats the TRUTH!
Rage: Haha. Well, I gotta go get my title back.. see ya's later.
Downcast: Do it for the NFWA, Rage!
Rage: You kidden? I'm doin this for MYSELF!
(Rage walks out of the locker room)
Downcast: Well excuuuuse me!
(The camera cuts to ringside)
RS: Did I just see a bit of tension in the NFWA locker room?
OJ: Hell naw! Everything in the NFWA's locker room is coo!
RS: Not from what I just saw....
OJ: You still must be blinded from what we were doin last night! Hehehe!
RS: We weren't doing anything last night!
OJ: You just keep tellin yourself that Rosie! Hahaha!
RS: .... I can't take much more of this.......
OJ: Yeah... I mean I enjoyed spreading all those rumors on how we had sexual relations during Chrismas and then we sold them on Ebay.
RS: You did what!?!?!?!?
OJ: ( nerves and studdering) Umm... Ahh... Well... Umm... You know... I...
( BOOM!!!!!!! " You, Me, Him, and Her " Blasts Over The PA System and out comes Panther and Sniper ready to shut down The GNL. They walk down with Pyro shooting behind them as The Crowd boos wildly and Panther has a mic and speaks.)
Panther: Jersey!! (Crowd boos) Yeah I'd boo too if I had to live in this pisshole of a state, but listen up for ! Tonight, history will be made. Because Pyscho... The GNL Champion will loose his newly World GNL Title after just winning it moments ago. Because dis show is now going to be canceled! No more GNL! No more GNL Fans... And no more Firestorm and J-Dogg ( Crowd Boos.)!
( Hands mic to Sniper.)
Sniper: Yeah Panther... It all ends here. Now to be honest... I am not so sure that they will be hear but let's see... What? No... Firestorm... No J-Dogg. Oh well... They chickened out... Ring the Damn Bell!
RS: This is redicules...
( The lights go out and the crowd begins to cheer as " The Way I am " by Eminem comes on the PA Systen who is carring a mic standing on The Steel Ramp Way as J-Dogg begins to speak.)
J-Dogg: Panther... Sniper, Please do me a favor.
Sniper: What is... ( Interupted by J- Dogg)
J-Dogg: Shut The Hell Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Crowd pops)
RS: Yeah! Do us that favor!
OJ: Especially if they are going to close this down... If they do I am going to have to suck up I mean have a interview with Panther after the match.
RS: You are sick.
J-Dogg: Listen Sniper... This show will not close down. Screw it... I don't need Firestorm to beat you two... I'll do it myself!
Sniper: Stop talking and bring it!
J-Dogg: Well... I am not sure, I mean I could get hurt. But what the hell... Never has stopped me before.
( J-Dogg drops the mic and calmy walks down the ramp.)
RS: Look at J- Dogg... He is walking up to The Bomb Squad! The best Tag Team of All Time!
OJ: He just climbs in the ring and Panther and Sniper run at J-Dogg and begin The Assault! Two on One but look at J-Dogg! He is taking it to them! J-Dogg knocks down Panther with a Right Hand and now Body Slams J-Dogg. He is winning this little match!
RS: But Panther from behind! Come on... Man! I thought that for a second that he did not need help but he is human. And now Panther and Sniper is kicking at J-Dogg. He get move. We need Firestorm!
OJ: But where is he?
( Urban Assault Vehicale's " Rollin " comes on as The Big Firestorm runs down to the ring and Sniper meets him outside.)
RS: Sniper and Firestorm... These two have met before and this time Sniper is winning. Good God! He just Irish Whipped Sniper right into The Steel Steps! And Firestorm get's in the ring and is behind Panther and he is still stomping the hell out of J- Dogg/
OJ: Panther turns around and Firestorm runs him over with a Lariet. I think Panther sees Stars.
RS: Panther is down! And Firestorm is ontop of Panther! He is punching Panther and listen to Panther's Home Town Count it off!
( Crowd counting) 1...2...3...4..5...6...7..8...9...10!
RS: And eleven for good messure! Panther is out... And look at Sniper crawling to his corner and J-Dogg is forced to roll into his. Panther really put a beating into those ribs of J- Dogg.
OJ: Yeah... And Firestorm picks up Panther by his hair and swings him off the rope and a blind tag to Sniper and Panther Cross Body to Firestorm but Firestorm caught him! Firestorm caught him!
RS: Wait... Sniper in the ring and a Drop Kick To Panther which knocks Panther on top and look at The Vultures... They are on top of Firestorm and both of them are just Punching him right in the face! And they are closed fists!
OJ: The Bomb Squad is to much... Panther goes in his corner and Sniper takes Firestorm's knee and drives it into the mat! Firestorm is crawling to the corner to tag J-Dogg but Sniper is holding him but his ankle!
RS: And there is a weird looking Insagury that knocks Sniper down! And Firestorm tags in J-Dogg! J-Dogg Jumps in the ring and Panther runs in to! J-Dogg kicks him in The Midsection! DDT!!!!!! DDT!!!!!! 1...2... Sniper with that save!
OJ: Wow... A desprit move!
RS: Yeah and Firestorm is up now and goes after Sniper... He throws him over the ropes and chases after as J-Dogg keeps going after Panther. Panther isn't even the legal man but I really don' think that the referee even knows any more.
OJ: Nah... To much at stake! Let them wrestle!
RS: I agree... Are jobs are at stake!
OJ: ( Drools) Hmm... Stake...
RS: ( Slaps Orlando across the head) Not now Orlando!
OJ: Oh... I mean... At Stake. You know?
RS: (laughs) Good old Orlando... It is your stupidy that I will always remember the most about you if we loose. But enough about that... We are winning and the referee is trying to get Firestorm off of Sniper on the outside. J-Dogg picks Panther up BUT A LOW-BLOW! LOW BLOW PANTHER! And J- Dogg is down! He is hurt! And everybody is getting to there corners!
OJ: I can't believe that Alan Cooper is doing such a great job at getting everybody in there corners.
RS: Yeah... This is where he get's his money, or... In this case maybe his last. Panther tags in Sniper and jumps a injured J-Dogg and goes for the ribs that they attacked on earlier. Sniper picks up J- Dogg and oh no! He puts him in a Abdominal Stretch! One of the biggest moves when it comes to injuring ribs and that back.
OJ: I am going to miss you!
RS: Not yet! But look at Sniper! Grabbing Panther's hand to get leverig and listen to J-Dogg scream in pain! They are cheating to win and evertything! But look! The referee sees it and is complaining to The Bomb Squad right now but he won't let go!
OJ: Wow! Alan Cooper with a right hook to Sniper and Sniper falls to the outside! Panther get's in the ring and is trying to get to J-Dogg but Alan Cooper won't let him and J-Dogg makes the tag!
RS: In comes Firestorm and look at Alan Cooper... He is telling Firestorm to get in the corner! He did not see that tag and Firestorm is pissed! Panther is attacking J-Dogg and throws him into the ropes and Sniper was waiting in the other side with some sand and throws it right into J-Dogg's eyes!
OJ: And Sniper grabs J-Dogg! SNIPER BOMB! SNIPER BOMB TO J-DOGG! NO! THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!
RS: It is! Panther knocks firestorm out of the ring and the cover by Sniper! But Alan Cooper is looking at Panther and Firestorm on the outside! The GNL should be closed down right now!
OJ: Don't complain! Firestorm is kicking his ass and Sniper is verbally attacking the referee! Firestorm tosses Panther to to The Phili Crowd and Firestorm is on the apron! J- Dogg is inching to the corner and Sniper is not paying attention!
RS: Look... Sniper sees J-Dogg almost there and so does the referee! Sniper has his leg but J- Dogg leaps! HE GOT THE TAG!!!!!! FIRESTORM IS IN!!!!!! FIRSTORM IS IN AND HE GOES TO WORK ON SNIPER!
OJ: Hell... I thought we where going to be jobless but we might have a second show! This could be it!
RS: Firestorm knocks Sniper down and Sniper get's up and get's knocked down again! He Picks up Sniper and sends him into the ropes and picks him for a Gorilla Press Slam and down goes Sniper! Cover! 1...2... He got the shoulder up! Sniper snuck the shoulder up out of pure inscinct!
OJ: Yeah... And Panther is crawling into the ring and he grabs a Equalized! A chair and slides into the ring! He is waiting for Firestorm to turn around! He swings and a miss!
RS: And Firestorm has Panther by the throat!!!
OJ: This is it right here! Cable, here we come, baby!!!!!
RS: Big Ti--SNIPER FROM BEHIND!!!!!! he just nailed Firestorm right on the jaw with that superkick!!!!! Firestorm...he's staggered...SNIPER WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND BOTH MEN GO UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!! Both Sniper and Firestorm are on the floor...and they're hurting! And look at Panther in the ring! Panther...
OJ: Uh oh!
RS: Watch J-Dogg! J-Dogg is creeping up behind Panther! Panther doesn't see him coming...OH!!!!!! THE DOGG'S BITE!!! THE DOGG'S BITE!!!! THERE'S THE COVER!!!! ALAN COOPER DOWN FOR THE COUNT...1...2...3!!!!!! DAMN IT! NO!!!!! PANTHER KICKED OUT!!!! PANTHER KICKED OUT OF THE DOGG'S BITE!!!!!
OJ: How the hell did he do that?!
RS: I don't know...crap! Panther...as much as I hate to do it I gotta give him credit there...
OJ: Look at J-Dogg! J-Dogg don't know what to think!
RS: He has Panther by the hair...Irish whip and Panther goes crashing into the buckle! Panther is out of it after the Dogg's Bite, and J-Dogg mounts him in the corner!
OJ: And Rosie, you can believe that this is for everything Panther has put J-Dogg and the GNL through over the past few months!
RS: It's damn personal! J-Dogg set Panther up on the top! He's climbing up with him now...I think he's going for a Superplex! And he's calling on this pro-GNL crowd!!!
OJ: Just put him away!
RS: J-Dogg going for the Superplex..no! Maybe a huracan...OH!!! Panther shoves J-Dogg off the ropes, and he goes right into arms of Sniper! Sniper caught him in midair, and watch Panther! Pantheron the top rope...OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! OH MY GOD NO!!!!!!
OJ: P Double D!!!!
RS: Philly Death Drop!!! Panther dove off the top and hit the Philly Death Drop out of nowhere!!! Out of nowhere! Damn it! Panther hooks the leg...1...2...3!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
RS: Jesus!
OJ: Well Rosie, it's been nice working with you.
RS: The Bomb Squad has won! The GNL is now done for good!
Announcer: ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the 1st fall: The Bomb Squad!!!
RS and OJ: 1st fall?!
OJ: What the hell...
Announcer: The 2nd fall will begin RIGHT NOW!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
RS and OJ: What the hell??!?
OJ: Since when has this been 2/3 falls?!
RS: I dunno! I'm just as confused as you! And so are the Bomb Squad! Panther and Sniper are arguing with referee Alan Cooper!
OJ: I'm GNL all the way, but this is not a 2/3 falls match! The Bomb Squad won!
RS: Well...I'm not gonna question it, but the Bomb Squad---PHILLY DEATH DROP ON COOPER!!!! PHILLY DEATH DROP ON REFEREE ALAN COOPER!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Announcer: Here are your winners of the 2nd fall as a result of a DQ: J-Dogg Johnny Gunn and Firestorm!
RS: This is getting bizzare! What the hell is going on?!
OJ: I don't know! The Bomb Squad is getting screwed here! Hey...Firestorm is in the ring!
RS:He sure is! Firestorm just floored Panther with a clothesline! There's a boot to the midsection of Sniper...POWERBOMB!!!! He just powerbombed Sniper over the top rope and to the floor! Sniper...
OJ: he may have broke the man's back!
RS: Sniper is hurt! J-Dogg is on the top rope! J-Dogg is measuring Panther...450 Splash!!!!! he hooks the leg...but there's no ref!!!!
OJ: What the fu...
RS: It's Eric Bischoff! Referee Eric Bischoff in there for the count...1-2...CHYNA!!!! That was a fast count, but Chyna, the head referee just broke up the count...and she just DDT'd the hell out of Bischoff on the floor!
OJ: Damn!!!
RS: Chyna making the save for her boyfriend Panther! Right now she's checking on Sniper on the outside...uh oh!
OJ: HAHA! You're gonna get it now, baby!
RS: Firestorm has Chyna! Firestorm is pulling Chyna into the ring...ok! Don't tell me he's gonna give Chyna the Big Time?! He's got Chyna up...OH!!!! Sniper just grabbed the ankle and Firestorm goes down! Sniper has just saved Chyna! J-Dogg with an Irish whip...panther reverses...OH BOY!!! Oh my God...THAT'S INCREDIBLE!! Panther just spiked J-Dogg with that's incredible! There's the cover...Chyna in there for the count...1...2...JASON SAMUELS NOW!!!!
OJ: OK now, this is getting ridiculous!!!
RS: Jason Samuels out there...HE JUST IRISH WHIPPED CHYNA RIGHT INTO THE RING STAIRS!!!! Chyna is hurt!!! Panther looks pissed!
OJ: I know Panther, and you don't hit Chyna with Panther around and get away with it!
RS: Panther is stalking referee Samuels...here comes Staks!!! Tristram and Thunder! Blaque and Blue! Raven!!! The GNL is storming the ring! The GNL is going after the NFWA's 2 top officials...and listen to the crowd! This pro GNL crowd is loving it!
OJ: The GNL will not go down without a fight, Rosie! it will not go down without a fight!
RS: Panther's in there...he's trying to fight off Staks, Tristram, Raven and Blaque! Thunder and Blue are going to work on Sniper on the arena floor! The Bomb Squad is being assasinated here tonight at NeXtasy!!!!
OJ: Can you feel it Rosie...uh oh!!!!
RS: CHYNA JUST RAN THROUGH THUNDER WITH THAT CLOTHESLINE!!!! Thunder is down, Sniper catches Blue with a hard knee to the midsection! Chyna back in there to try and help out her man, and Sniper going for the Sniper Bomb it looks like! Sniper trying to get Blaque with the...BRAD BLITZ!!!!
OJ: Damn!!!!
RS: Blitz from the locker room with a forearm! And take a look at this! Blitz going to work on Sniper on the floor! Panther and Chyna in the ring trying to fight off the GNL! Panther, Sniper and Chyna are in serious trouble, this situation has totally gotten out of control, and now we've got police headed out here! Police...
OJ: What the hell did they send the SWAT team or something?
RS: We've got these police officers out here and they're trying their hardest to get the GNL out of here! They're trying to clear out all of these extras and get this back to being a tag team match, cuz right now this is just a mugging!
OJ: I don't see nothing wrong with that!
RS: You wouldn't, but if the GNL is gonna win this thing, I'd kinda like to see em do it fair and square!
OJ: What the hell...are you taking the NFWA's side?!
RS: No! I'm just doing my job! I'm calling it how I see it, and finally the GNL is leaving! Panther has been laid out! Chyna is hurt in the corner! Sniper is down on the floor! And back in the ring J-Dogg has Panther! Panther has been beaten down, and J-Dogg is calling for another Dogg's Bite!
OJ: This is it! this is it right here!
RS: Here it comes! Here comes the Dogg's Bite...OH!!!!!!! WHEEL BARREL SUPLEX BY PANTHER COUNTER'S THE DOGG'S BITE! This could be it...
OJ: C'mon J-Dogg! get up!!!
RS: Panther has him...boot to the midsection...THERE'S DA BOMB!!!!! Da Bomb on J-Dogg! Panther with the cover...Chyna with the count...1...2...3!!!!! This one with over!!!!
(Chyna stands up to call for the bell, when referee Alan Cooper shatters a mirror over her head! The crowd cheers wildly in the background)
RS: Oh God! Chyna just got blasted with a mirror by referee Alan Cooper! Panther got the 3 count on J-Dogg, but Chyna was prevented from calling for the bell!
OJ: And what does that mean, Rosie!
RS: I don't know...Panther got the fall, but I think the match is still going on!!! With all due respect to the GNL, the Bomb Squad has won this match on about 3 occasions now!
OJ: Says who?!
RS: Well watch the match! And Panther just slapped Alan Cooper right in the mouth! Panther is pissed off about what just happened to Chyna, and it looks to me like referee Cooper is gonna get the hell beat out of him...
OJ: Who the hell is that?!
RS: huh?! It's...that masked guy from last week is back! That same masked man...who is that?! he just got in the ring...AND HE JUST NAILED PANTHER!!!!! HE JUST NAILED PANTHER RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THAT RIFLE!!!!! PANTHER IS DOWN, AND THAT MASKED MAN JUST PULLED J-DOGG ON TOP OF PANTHER!!!! ALAN COOPER WITH THE COUNT...1...2...3!!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Announcer: The winners of the 3rd and final fall: "J-Dogg" Johnny Gunn and Firestorm!!!!!
OJ: HELL YEAH!!!!!
RS: The GNL lives on!!!! The GNL has just won its 2nd show, but the NFWA has just been screwed here tonight on NeXtasy!!! The NFWA has been royally screwed!!!
OJ: Aww, Rosie!
RS: Don't aww Rosie me! I'm glad that the GNL has survived...but like this?!
OJ: Well this has been the biggest night In GNL History! New NFWA World Heavyweight Champion in Psycho! And a matter of fact... Hear comes Psycho with The World Heavyweight Title!
RS: This is amazing! Psycho is in the ring with Firestorm and J-Dogg celebrating! We have a New World Champion! We are going to have a CABLE Television Show!
OJ: Maybe ESPN!|
RS: Who knose! Who cares!? GNL is going to the top! I am Rosie Sanchez!
OJ: And I am Orlando Jones JR!
RS: We will see you next week... Now we celebrate!
( Rosie and Orlando Jones JR. get's in the ring to celebrate with Pyscho, Firestorm, and J-Dogg as Pyscho holds The GNL Title in the air as the camera fades out.)
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