Tristram: J-Dogg! Get this through your thick head! You're not the Universal champion! X-Pac's not the Universal Champion! We're not even the Universal Champion! I'M THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION! Now give me my belt, NOW!!!

J-Dogg: oh! Oh…X-Pac, was he talking to me?

X-Pac: Oh yeah! He was talking to you!

J-Dogg: You…Tristram…did you just order me to give you this belt? GEEZ, Pac, ingrates coming outta the Ying yang tonight! Well lemme tell ya something Tristram, you may have beaten Rage! In the record books, you may be listed as the Universal Champion…but you wouldn't have done a damn thing if it wasn't for me, pal! It was my plan that won you that belt! It was me and X-Pac…

Tristram: J-Dogg!!! GIVE ME MY BELT…NOW!!! (Crowd pops in the background)

J-Dogg: Ok. X-Pac…he wants the belt! Should I give it to him?

X-Pac: Ya know what…I think you should!

J-Dogg: I agree…

VJ: OHHH!! What on the World…TRISTRAM WITH A RIGHT HAND JUST FLOORED J-DOGG!!!

DD: HAHAHA!!!

VJ: X-Pac from behind! X-Pac attacking Tristram from behind…TRISTRAM NAILS X-PAC RIGHT ON THE JAW!!! And again! And look at this, Dave! X-Pac and J-Dogg are escaping!!! X-Pac and J-Dogg are running from Tristram!!

DD: What a couple of bitches!!!

X-Pac: (Scared) tristram, man! Tristram…get some help! J-Dogg's been shot man!! J-Dogg's been shot!!!!

OJ: (Puffing on his cigar) Bobby, baby, don't lie to all the people. Everybody knows GNL ain't selling out sh*t!

BT: (Surprised) Oh…ok. Well folks, I'm joined here by Orlando Jones, Jr. Nikki Cox is currently in Seattle at the side of J-Dogg…who's still recuperating from that…horrendous incident from the NFWA last week! One of the top executives in the GNL has been shot down like an animal by someone! We have no clue who…but until we find out, we're left without a CEO!

OJ: Yeah! And a Universal Champion. Tell em about that, Taylor!

BT: Well…apparenlty after the dispute we saw leading up to the shooting, Tristram has quit the GNL, leaving the Universal Title in limbo. But tonight, it will be decided as GNL's Sonykk does battle with our Commissioner, Rage! Also tonight, the World Title will be decided in a 10-man over the top rope battle royal!!! What a night it should be, folks! Let's take you down…

BT: Wait a minute! Did you see that, Orlando?!?! That door…that door shut! Who the hell is in that limo with Rage?!

OJ: Bitch…get a life!

OJ: Ya know what, Bobby, I like this cat Sonykk. He's weird and crazy…but this guy can kick ass like nobody I've ever seen before!

BT: Even me?

OJ: Me? (laughs) There's only 1 Orlando Jones, Jr.

BT: Thank God! Sonykk has Staks in a bearhug…AND DRIVES HIM BACK TO THE BUCKLE!! Sonykk…this guy's a monster, Orlando! And look at him go to work on Staks! HARD ELBOW TO THE JAW!!! AND ANOTHER!! The Toughman Champion not looking too good here! Sonykk with an Irish whip sends Staks into the buckle! Here comes the big man…STAKS MOVES!!!

OJ: Uh oh!!!

BT: Staks moved! Staks moved out of the way, and Sonykk went crashing into the buckle! And here comes Staks now! Clothesline staggers the big man…and another!!!! And a 3^rd!!! Sonykk is refusing to go down! Staks measuring him for a 4^th clothesline…OH NO!!!

OJ: HA! Bobby, you need to tell Staks! There ain't nothing he can do to beat--AWW!!!

BT: LOW BLOW BY STAKS!!!

OJ: Aww…that's cheap! That's cheap as hell!!!

BT: And this time a clothesline sends Sonykk up and over the top rope!! Sonykk…oh man he got leveled with that shot, and it looks like this thing is fixing to get Hardcore! Staks is going for weapons!!

OJ: Hey now! Bobby, they better not come over here with that mess! I just bought this hat, and I ain't getting it messed up by all of this foolishness!

BT: Staks…that is a nice hat, by the way! Staks…he just pulled a shovel from underneath the ring…why the hell is that under there?!

OJ: Cuz somebody's gonna die tonight, Bobby!

BT: Sonykk back to his feet, and look at Staks! Staks stalking him with that shovel! Sonykk…Sonykk doesn't even see him coming…AND GETS BLASTED RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THAT…oh God, Orlando! Do you…that shot…it didn't even phase him!!! Staks with another shot…that one didn't phase him either!

OJ: Bobby, this guy…he's something else!

BT: What the hell is he?! Sonykk just hit with 2…3 shovel shots, and he will not go down…BIG BOOT floors Staks! Oh my goodness, what an unbelievable display by Sonykk!

OJ: Ya know what! You heard it hear 1^st, baby! That man, Sonykk is gonna be the man, he's gonna be the one that leaves Karnage with the GNL World Title! I'm guaranteeing…AWW WHAT THE F*CK?!?!

BT: SONYKK GOES DOWN!!!! SONYKK GOES DOWN…OH MY GOODNESS! It looks like those shovel shots had more impact than we thought!

OJ: That's bullsh*t! Get your ass up, Sonykk! Come on!

BT: Sonykk just dropped like a ton of bricks, and now Staks has the stairs! Staks bringing the steel stairs over to Sonykk!

OJ: What the f…what's he doing, Bobby?!

BT: Staks…don't tell me he's gonna--OH MY GOD!!!! He just dropped those 10 pound stairs right on the head of Sonykk! This thing is over, Orlando! Not even Sonykk can get up from that!

OJ: Damn it, I don't even think he can get up from the shovel sh*t!

BT: Charles Barkley putting the count down…1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…wait! Sonykk is getting up!!! Sonykk starting to get up! Orlando, this thing isn't over yet!

OJ: Naw! It ain't, is it?!

BT: No sir!

OJ: (Rolls eyes)

BT: Staks has Sonykk by the hair now…Sonykk tossed into the ring! And the big man has been busted open! Sonykk is bleeding, and where's Staks going?! Don't tell me he's coming over here!

OJ: Hell naw! I told you once, Bobby! That fool touches my hat and we gonna be using that shovel to bury his bitch ass!

BT: Staks…oh! He just grabbed a chair from the timekeeper's table! Staks is headed into the ring with Steel, Orlando!

OJ: Now look! This ain't NFWA! You keep that mess outta your mouth, cuz I ain't above slapping the bitch outta your punk ass!

BT: Well excuse me! Staks headed into the ring with that steel chair! Sonykk trying to get back to his feet! Staks is waiting for him! Staks is waiting…

OJ: Look out, Sonykk! Look out…OH!!!

BT: Staks just leveled him with the chairshot!!! Charles putting another count down…1…2…3…4…wait! This time Sonykk is getting up on 4! The count has stopped, and Staks nails him with a hard shot to the back! And another! Staks is unloading on Sonykk with that steel chair! He has Sonykk by the hair now…what's he going for here?! Is he…is he gonna try a Thug Plex?!

OJ: He ain't that stupid, Bobby! He can't be!

BT: He is going for the thug Plex! If he can hit this…here it comes…NO! Sonykk blocks it! Right hand to the midsection…and another one! Staks' grip is broken…but Staks fires right back with a thumb to the eyes! Competitive match to open up Karnage…Staks hits off the ropes…flying clothesli---OH MY! HE'S CAUGHT IN MIDAIR!!! SONYKK CAUGHT HIM IN MIDAIR!!!

OJ: IT'S OVER BABAAAY!!!

BT: SONYKK BOOOM!!!!! ON THE STEEL CHAIR!!!! HE JUST DRILLED STAKS!!!!!! Damn it…Sonykk telling the ref to count…1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10!!!

BT: And we have a new Champion!!!

OJ: HAHA! What did I tell you, Bobby! I told you! This man…he's great!

BT: The Sonykk Boom does the trick, and Sonykk is able to walk out of here with his 1^st gold in his GNL career! And this monster isn't done yet, Orlando! C'mon…c'mon, the match is over!!!

OJ: Not for him! If you're Sonykk, the battle is never over! Don't you no that?!

BT: He's got Staks again! Don't do it again! Not again--SONYKK BOOM ON THE CHAIR!!!! The back of Staks' head bounced off that chair not once…not again! Don't do it again! Somebody get out here and get control of Sonykk!!! He's got Staks again…SONYKK BOOM!!! 3 Sonykk Booms on Staks!!! That son of a bitch is out of control!!!!

OJ: Bobby, can you see it now?! Sonykk has already beaten Psycho! He gave Tristram a run for his money, and tonight he has a chance at 2 more titles, the Universal and the World! I can see it, Bobby! Sonykk is gonna reign supreme after tonight!

BT: You could be right!

BT: Well ladies and gentlemen, there's Shawn Michaels! The Prez of the World Council of Wrestling! The man that will referee the Universal Title bout later in the evening! It's Commish Rage going 1 on 1 with GNL's Sonykk! Don't go away!!

RS: Excuse me, Sony…

Sonykk: MORTAL!!! You are not worthy of breathing the same air as I…the all powerful!

RS: Um…Sonykk, I just wanted to ask…

Sonykk: (laughs) Fool. I am all powerful. All knowing. You need not explain your actions! Staks…Staks was a mere mortal! He was unworthy of competing against me. Tonight…9 others will suffer his fate as I move on to Ultimate Glory! And finally…RAGE!! GNL Commissioner…(rolls his eyes into the back of his head/stands up) former NFWA Champion!! Tonight, I will add yet another title to you list of accomplishments…(evil smile) VICTIM! For you see, Rage, the Universal Title is mine! Politics prevented me from winning it at Dead or Alive, but tonight, I will not be denied! Rage…tonight…you had better prepare yourself…for the Sonykk…BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA--

RS: OH!!!

BT: THAT'S PSYCHO!!!! Psycho is back there!!! Psycho is doing a number on Sonykk in that room!

OJ: Where the hell did he come from!!!

OJ: And you're happy, aren't you, Bobby?

BT: Happy? Happy to be back on GNL TV? Yes I am?

OJ: Listen Opie, Psycho…if he though Sonykk whooped his ass at DOA, he ain't seen nothing! And where the hell is Scott the Whipper?! That boy get lost or something?!

BT: I dunno…it's taking a good while for him to get out here…

OJ: What the hell is going on?!

BT: That's Rage!!! Rage and Scott the Whipper going at it backstage! Rage and Scott the Whipper…DAMN IT! THAT'S ICE CUBE!!!

OJ: What?!

BT: Ice Cube is back there!!! Ice Cube is on Karnage…what the hell is this, Orlando??!

OJ: It's Scott the Whipper getting his ass whipped by the Riot Makerz!!! Where the hell is everybody?!!?!

BT: We're supposed to be having Scott the Whipper Vs Zombay…AND THERE'S ZOMBAY!! Zombay…ironically out here to help out his opponent…OH!!!!! Ice Cube with…is that a frozen lamb leg?! He just hit Zombay in the back of the head with a frozen lamb leg…AND RAGE HITS HIM WITH TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!! The NFWA's Riot Makerz…we've got police back there…AND HERE COMES THE GNL!!!! We've got just about the entire locker room back there…trying to get a piece of Ice Cube and Rage…my goodness it's chaotic back there!!!! What's gonna happen…what's it gonna be like during the Universal Title match?!

BT: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Karnage, and I still can't believe what we just saw before the break! We were supposed to have a match between Zombay and Scott the Whipper, when both men were absolutely assaulted by Rage and Ice Cube! We knew Rage was here, we had no idea that Ice Cube was even in the building, but he was, and 2 of our guys got taken out, and there isn't a person in the GNL that can be happy about this!!!

Firestorm: Hey…(superstars yelling) Hey, calm down! Calm…WHAT'S GOING ON BACK HERE?!

Freak: What's going on?! I'll tell ya what's going on! Rage and this punk ass partner Ice Cube attacked these 2 guys!

Firestorm: Huh?!

Psycho: That's right.

Firestorm: When did this happen? What…

X-Pac: What's the problem…killer!

Firestorm: I'll kill you!!! (Struggles to get at X-Pac)

X-Pac: (Smiles) Firestorm. Chill out, man. You've done enough killing for 1 week, haven't ya, big guy?!

Firestorm: (Pissed) Look you bastard, I already told you that J-Dogg is my friend! I would never shoot him or try to do him any harm! Now I'm not in the mood for you and your sh*t, so if you've got a question for me, you ask it before I rip your HEAD OFF!!!!

X-Pac: Calm down! All I was gonna ask you is where the hell you were when all this was going down? I mean…we all know that Rage was here for his match later on…but besides that, there ain't supposed to be any NFWA guys in this arena!

Firestorm: So what are you trying to say?!

X-Pac: I'm saying that Ice Cube never shoulda been in here!

Firestorm: And what does that hafta do with me?! I didn't let him in!

X-Pac: Well…he is your brother, isn't he?

Firestorm: Look, after what Ice Cube did to me…

Freak: Calm down! Calm down! We don't need to be fighting right now, guys!

Psycho: Yeah! The GNL…after what happened to J-Dogg the other night, the GNL has gotta stick together! We can't have this petty fighting going on!

X-Pac: First off, you just attacked Sonykk, so shut your mouth! And as for Firestorm…

Firestorm: I'll kill you, X-Pac! God as my witness, I will!

X-Pac: Some CEO you are! Watch his ass!

BT: Well ladies and gentlemen, don't go away! When we come back, it's a 10 man over the top rope battle royal for the vacant World Championship! Don't go away, Karnage continues when we come back!

RS: Ice Cube!!! Ice Cube!!! Wait!

Ice Cube: Look, you'd better hurry up cuz I don't have the time…

RS: Ice Cube, what are you doing here?! Why did you do what you did to Scott the Whipper and Zombay?!

Ice Cube: Why? Did I surprise you?

RS: Yes, you did!

Ice Cube: Well Rosie…good. That's good…cuz believe me…that won't be the only surprise we get here tonight!

OJ: You hear that, Bobby?

BT: What does he mean that won't be the only surprise of the night?! What does the NFWA have planned?!

OJ: I told you, Bobby! I told you what was gonna happen to Psycho! But you didn't wanna listen did you?!

BT: Sonykk is beating the hell outta Sonykk in the aisle!!! But look at Staks! Staks out to the arena floor…he's going after Sonykk as well!

OJ: Hey, this ain't fair! This is sposed to be every man for himself! They…they're working together on Sonykk! This ain't right, Bob!

BT: Staks and Psycho…they've got the bloodied Sonykk in trouble on the ramp! OH!!! Somebody just got eliminated in the ring…I wasn't looking!

OJ: Who the hell was it?!

BT: I apologize folks! I was looking at the monitor and what's going on with Sonykk on the ramp! Staks and Psycho have Sonykk set up…what's this?! Wha…OHHH!!! DOUBLE INVERTED LEG SWEEP ON THE BIG MAN!!! SONYKK'S HEAD JUST BOUNCED OFF THE STEEL!!! And ladies and gentlemen, we've got a replay of what just went down in the ring…

OJ: Don't make excuses for him. He got his ass tossed out! He ain't good enough to be a champion!

BT: Be nice, Orlando! Mr. Fantastic is going to work on Brad Blitz in the buckle! Brad…he's getting the hell stomped outta him in there!! Meanwhile, Demon and Insane trading blows on the other side of the ring…Psycho and Staks are going at it on the floor! Sonykk is out cold on the ramp…and Freak has Zombay up!!!!

OJ: I see what this Freak's game is. He's going after the guys that already got softened up before the match. Uh huh…he's pretty smart!

BT: Freak has almost got Zombay up and over…OH! Zombay with a hard shot to the face…and another one!!! Back in the ring, Staks and Psycho still trading blows!!! Hard right hand by Psycho…and another…Staks is dazed, and look at Psycho…OH!! STAKS DUCKED THE CLOTHESLINE AND MR. FANTASTIC CAUGHT IT!!! Brad Blitz…MR. FANTASTIC IS GONE!!!!

OJ: HAHAHA!!! Oh man, did you see that…LOOK!!

BT: OH!!! Staks from behind just tossed Brad Blitz!!! Ladies and gentlemen…we've got 7 men left in this thing…although Sonykk has yet to move since that faceplant by Psycho and Staks! Meanwhile, look at Demon! Demon is whipping Insane from Pillar to post in there!!! Insane is bouncing all around that ring like a basketball!

OJ: Don't say that with Charles Barkley out here, Bobby. You know how Chuck gets!

BT: How does he get?

OJ: If you don't know…I feel sorry for your mother!

BT: What does Charles Barkley have to do with my mother?! What are you getting at?! Oh! Demon with an inverted atomic drop, and Insane goes back into the buckle! And Demon is mounting him now!

OJ: See that's stupid! Remember, you never leave your feet in a battle royal! You never…

BT: 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10 punches right to the head of Insane!!! Demon is wearing Insane out in there….OH DAMN WHAT A CLOTHESLINE BY STAKS!!!! Staks just clotheslined the hell outta Demon, and look at him go to work!!!! Right hands! Boots, to both Demon and Insane! Staks…he's on fire now, Orlando! He's got Demon by the hair…Irish whip sends him into the ropes…POWERSLAM!!!!! Staks just drilled Demon with the powerslam…but walks right into a right from Insane! And one from Psycho!!! Insane and Psycho are hammering on Staks…

OJ: Uh oh, Bobby! Look!

BT: Oh man!!! It's Sonykk!!!! Sonykk is headed back into the ring…

OJ: You'd better run now, Psycho! You'd better run…OOOH!!!!!

BTL Sonykk with a hard clothesline for Insane…STAKS IS GONE!!!! Sonykk just launched Staks…there's a big boot for Insane, and he's got Psycho by the throat!!

OJ: WHOOO HOO!!!! BAAAAAMN!!!!

BT: SONYKK BOOM!!!!! Sonykk just drilled Psycho with the Sonykk Boom!!! Sonykk's going berserk in there…THERE GOES INSANE!!!!! Sonykk is clearing the ring!!!!

OJ: have you ever seen anybody like Sonykk? He's gotta be one of the baddest…man, if I was a fighter and not a lover, he'd be even better than ol Jones!

BT: Psycho on rubber legs after the Sonykk Boom. He's trying to get back to his feet….Sonykk is measuring him. Psycho…he's using the ropes to pull himself back to his fe--OOOH!!!!! CLOTHESLINE SENDS HIM UP AND OVER THE TOP!!! Psycho has been eliminated, and we are down to Demon, Sonykk, Zombay and Freak!!! 1 of these 4 men will walk out the new GNL World Heavyweight Champion…what's going on here?!

OJ: Huh…I think they're trying to talk some strategy in there!

BT: You may be right Orlando. It looks like…Zombay and Freak. They've been going at it throughout a good portion of the battle royal! Are they taking sides?!

OJ: That's what it looks like! They're gonna need it against somebody like that damn Sonykk!

BT: Oh! They're shaking hands! Zombay and Freak are shaking hands!!!! And now look at Demon on the other side of the ring! Demon trying to strike a deal with Sonykk!

OJ: Hey, this thing is fixing to turn into an old fashioned Tag Team match…or maybe it ain't!!!

BT: OH!! Demon extended the hand, and Sonykk wrapped his right around his throat!

OJ: Stupid motherf*cker! Stupid…STUPID motherf*cker!!!

BT: CHOKESLAM!!!! Demon has just been chokeslammed to hell, and look at Zombay!!! Zombay going right after Sonykk! Hammering away…look at Freak! Freak is laughing! Freak is laughing! Zombay has Sonykk in the ropes…he's trying to force the big man over, and look at Freak!!! FREAK JUST TOSSED ZOMBAY UP AND OVER THE TOP!!!

OJ: Now that's just dumb! Sonykk was in trouble! Instead of tossing Zombay, that fool shoulda helped him!

BT: You've got a point there, Orlando!

OJ: Damn right. You don't become Playa of the Decade 3 years running by being a dummy!

BT: (Confused)

OJ: That's what I said! Call the damn match, fool!

BT: Freak stomping away on Sonykk! Sonykk…this is the most trouble I've seen him in since entering the GNL! He's holding onto the bottom rope…Freak trying to get him off the mat…watch Demon…DEMON JUST TOSSED FREAK UP AND OVER THE TOP! Freak is go…

OJ: Nah! He hung on!

BT: Huh?! Demon…Demon thinks he tossed Freak! Freak is back in the ring! Demon doesn't see him…OH!!!! Flying Shoulderblock by Freak, and Demon goes over the top!!! Demon is gone! We're down to Sonykk and Freak…

OJ: WATCH SONYKK!!! AAAAHAAAA!!!

BT: OH!!! Sonykk has Freak by the throat! Sonykk…he's going for the Sonykk Boom!

OJ: This is it, Bobby! This is the last step to greatness for Sonykk! This is his invitation to immortality!

BT: He is 1 move away from the World Title…here--NO! Freak with a right hand…Freak fighting the Sonykk Boom with all his might! Freak…he broke his grip!

OJ: NAW!!! How the hell…

BT: Freak broke free of the Sonykk Boom…he hits off the ropes, and he drills Sonykk with a spear!!!! Sonykk is down, and Freak is hammering away! Right hands! Right hands! Right hands to the side of the head of Sonykk!!! Freak is hot!

OJ: Well somebody cool his ass out! Get up, Sonykk!

BT: Freak has Sonykk by the hair! He may be setting up for the Last Act! Freak hits off the ropes…OH!!! Sonykk got the boot up and Freak goes staggering into the ropes!

OJ: Bye bye, Freak!

BT: Here comes Sonykk…WHOA!! Freak ducks the clothesline…AND HE NAILS SONYKK WITH ONE OF HIS OWN!!! SONYKK…SONYKK IS GONE!!!! SONYKK IS GONE!!! FREAK HAS DONE IT!!!!!

OJ: BULL!!! That was bull and you know it!

BT: Freak…with a clothesline out of nowhere has just won the GNL World Title! And Sonykk can't believe it!! Sonykk has just flipped out here on the arena floor!

OJ: That's cuz this 2 bit punk came out here…he got a lucky hit!!!

BT: Well…hey wait a minute! Sonykk is headed back into the ring! Freak is celebrating with the title, and Sonykk is headed into the ring with a chair! This thing might not be over here!

OJ: Yeah! See pay attention to this, Bobby, cuz my man is about to show you what a real Champion is sposed to be…AWW WHAT THE F*CK!!

BT: Psycho!!! Psycho is back, and he just snatched the chair from Sonykk!

OJ: That son of a b--DAAAYUM!!!

BT: OH GOD WHAT A SHOT FROM PSYCHO…LAST ACT!!!! LAST ACT ON SONYKK!!! FREAK HAS JUST PUT DOWN SONYKK, AND FREAK IS THE NEW GNL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!

OJ: What now?! What the f*ck else could go wrong tonight?!

BT: We've lost our lights, folks!

OJ: Don't touch my Hat, Bob!

BT: No one gives a damn about your stupid hat!!!

BT: Oh my goodness, Orlando! Panther…Panther is here!!! Panther…

Panther: Freak! Oh…(crowd begins to chant "Panther sucks, Panther sucks") your words wound me, man! I mean…DAMN! "If it was Panther that got shot, I'd be in a hell of a good mood"! Whassup with that, son?! "Panther, I'd like to personally bring you into the GNL locker room and let every person beat the holy living sh*t out of you"! Well good golly Miss Molly, I am shocked and appalled by the words that came outta your mouth…but even more than that…I'm hurt. I mean…I'm a human being, Freak! I have feelings. Emotions! I…(Crowd begins chanting louder) ya know what. Freak, you say that you'd like to have the entire GNL locker room come out and kick my ass? Well damn it, here's your chance! You see, I'm right here, in Portland! In the parking lot of the Rose Garden! You and the GNL want a piece of me, you know just where to find me! Bring your asses!!

BT: Orlando…Panther's challenging the GNL…he's not gonna take on the entire GNL locker room by himself is he?!

Firestorm: You guys hear that?! You see that?! Panther's in the parking lot right now! All of you guys…all of the frustration Panther has put you through! Well Panther's right out there, and I say it's time we show him just why we're the Best Fed in the Biz! Are you with me?!

GNL: YEAH!!!

Firestorm: I said are you with me?!?!

GNL: YEAH!!!

Firestorm: WELL LET'S GO!!!!

OJ: Bob, can you believe this!

BT: The GNL locker room…Firestorm has rallied the GNL locker room and they're headed after Panther en masse!! I can't believe that…the entire GNL locker room is headed out to kick the NFWA CEO's ass, and personally I can't wait!!!

BT: Ladies and gentlemen…the GNL is out in the parking lot…

OJ: And where's Panther now?! He was talking big a minute ago! Where's he at?!

BT: I dunno…I can't see Panther leaving and leaving that lim..WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! That garage door…that garage door is being shut!!! Somebody…that's Diamond!!!! Diamond…she just closed the garage door! Damn it, Orlando! She just…she just locked the GNL superstars in the parking lot!!!! Damn it!!!

OJ: Something's not right, Bobby!

BT: WAIT A MINUTE!!!! PANTHER IS IN THE RING!!! PANTHER IS IN THE RING WITH FREAK AND PSYCHO!!!

OJ: I thought he was…

BT: THE RIOT MAKERZ FROM BEHIND, DAMN IT!!!! SON OF A BITCH!! DAMN IT!! DAMN IT, PANTHER JUST PULLED ONE OVER ON THE GNL!!! THE NEW CHAMPION IS BEING ASSAULTED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! Freak and Psycho are being left to the wolves…and the entire GNL locker room has been locked out of the arena!!! Freak and Psycho are all alone! And that damn Sonykk is leaving!!! Sonykk is leaving Freak and Psycho high and dry!!! TOTAL ANNIHILATION ON PSYCHO!!!!!!

Panther: Look at you, Freak! You know something, you're just like each and every last one of those wrestlers out in the parking lot! You're just like each and every one of these fans here in Portland tonight! And most of all, Freak…you're just like that worthless piece of gutter trash, "J-Dogg" Johnny Gunn! (LOUD boos from the crowd) It's people like you that make the GNL what it is today! And that's a 1^st Class, genuine, grade A, Restaurant-quality PISSHOLE!!! Now normally, I wouldn't be caught dead in this sorry ass league, but tonight..tonight is a special occasion. You see, tonight…not only has the GNL crowned a new World Champion, not only will we be crowning a new Universal Champion, but people…P-Diddy and the Dynasty have a very special announcement for you. Diamond, baby! Tell em the good news!

Diamond: (takes the mic/looks at the clipboard) Well, GNL. Now…I don't know how many of you know this, but when I made my return to NFWA 2 weeks ago, I made my return not only as a wrestler…but as the Senoir Vice President in Finances for NFWA Productions, Inc….the company that OWNS the GNL! (Crowd boos) But wait…it gets better! See…well, as you all know, J-Dogg…well…he kinda sucked as a CEO! And that's ok…that's ok. I mean…it's not like everybody can be as good as Panther. But J-Dogg…from June to October absolutely, positively ran the GNL into the ground!! I mean…the GNL has the lowest rated wrestling show on cable Television…almost all of the top stars that Panther recruited for the GNL have left…obviously because of J-Dogg's poor management skill. And last but not least…the GNL has lost NFWA Productions, Inc. almost $12,000,000 in the last 2 months alone! Well…Panther and I thought long and hard! Just what could we do to save the GNL? To bring some success to the GNL? We could go on a massive promotional campaign…ya know…like the new TNN. But that would just be a big waste of time, so then, we thought that maybe we could integrate the GNL wrestlers into NFWA programming. Ya know…get the GNL stars a little more exposure so the fans would actually give a damn about you guys! But that's no good, because all that would do is ruin fine NFWA programming. (Crowd boos louder) Tough crowd. Well…finally, we just though things would be good if we got rid of J-Dogg and took over the fed ourselves. Well…we really don't have to worry about J-Dogg right now, so that's not an option. Well I guess you're all wondering what we're gonna do! How we're gonna help the GNL. Well…we don't have to do a damn thing…BECAUSE THE GNL HAS BEEN CANCELLED!!!!!!!!!

BT and OJ: WHAT?!?!?!!?!?!?!

Panther: Did ya hear that fans?! Did ya hear that, Champ?! In the end, I didn't hafta fight with you guys! I didn't hafta sign some kinda big match to decide the fate of the GNL! All I had to do to get rid of you clowns was sit back…relax…and watch as you destroyed your damn selves!!!! GNL…let this be a lesson…FREAK! Let this be a lesson! No matter what you say! No matter what Firestorm says! No matter what J-Dogg says…things will ALWAYS AND FOREVER BE GOING THE NFWA'S WAY!!!! And Freaky…(snickers) just so you know…THERE CAN'T BE ANY OTHER WAY!!!!

BT: I can't believe it! The GNL has been…cancelled! The GNL…

OJ: Tell me they're lying, Bob!

BT: I…I…HEY WAIT A MINUTE, DAMN IT!!! Rage with a kick to the midsection of Freak…ICE BREAKER!!!! Damn…I can't believe this!!!

RS: Excuse me…Panther!!! Panther…what's going on!!! Can you give us anymore info on the cancellation?! Panther!!!

(Panther and Diamond hop into a running car, and tear down the street. The camera cuts back to ringside for the final match of the night)

OJ: Damn, can we turn the lights on?! (Lights return to normal) That's better!

BT: Ladies and gentlemen…we're still in shock after Panther's announcement just moments ago! The GNL's televised programming has been cancelled! I have no clue what this means for the GNL…

OJ: I'll tell ya what it means! We don't have a network!

BT: Well obviously. The GNL…obviously in terrible shape right now, but hopefully Sonykk can end this night on a high note! Hopefully he can defeat Rage and keep the Universal Title in possession of the GNL! And he's doing a good job on the injured Rage!!! Sonykk punishing Rage with hard forearms to the back! That man is pissed!!!!

OJ: I hope he beats that damn Rage to death! Panther's lucky his ass left, cuz he woulda got the same thing! Bitch!

BT: Calm down, Orlando!

OJ: Nah! See, that's what I hate about Panther! I don't see how anybody in the NFWA even likes that pussy!! He waits til J-Dogg gets shot and is up in the hospital to show his ass up on GNL TV and do what he did! He's pathetic!

BT: Sonykk tosses Rage into the buckle…and look at this! Sonykk with that huge right foot right into the throat of Rage! He's trying to choke him out! HBK in there to try and stop this…

OJ: Aww, what's this now?! Ice Cube…

BT: Ice Cube on his way back out here! Ice Cube is up on the ring apron…OH!!!! Sonykk caught him with a hard right hand…RAGE WITH A CLIP TO THE KNEE OF SONYKK!!! And another…the man has an injured knee of his own, but he can attack someone else's! What an ass!

OJ: No, Bobby, don't bitch about that! You do what you gotta do to win!

BT: I just can't believe what we've heard tonight! Rage has Sonykk down on the mat, and look at him! Driving his own boot into the throat of Sonykk! Trying to choke him out…HBK giving Rage a 5 count to break…HE JUST TOOK A SWING AT MICHAELS!

OJ: Aww…that could be a mistake, Rage!

BT: Michaels…he didn't like that at all! And now Michaels is up in Rage's face! HBK has a temper…and Rage getting right back at him…SONYKK FROM BEHIND!!!

OJ: HAHA! Yeah!!!

BT: Sonykk has Rage! Sonykk's gonna end this thing on a high note…OOOOH!!! REVERSE SUPLEX ON RAGE!!! Rage driven facefirst into the mat! Sonykk with the cover…1…2…OH!!! Rage got the shoulder up!!! Rage was shocked by that one, and Sonykk continuing the onslaught! Irish whip…SENDS RAGE HARD OFF THE BUCKLE…AND INTO A SIDEWALK SLAM!! Sonykk back to his feet…he hits off the ropes, and blasts Rage with a Harley Race type knee drop! This thing could be over right here…1…2…Rage gets the shoulder up once again!

OJ: I know Sonykk really didn't have time to prepare, but he's gotta remember Rage has a messed up knee! He's gotta focus on that if he wants the win!

BT: Sonykk has Rage by the hair…OH!!!! Rage with a low blow, and Sonykk…he's got a high threshold of pain, but I don't care who you are, you're going down after that! Rage with a small package…Sonykk blocks it…1…2…thr--NO!!! Rage able to get that left foot on the bottom rope!!!

OJ: There wasn't no way he was getting…damn!

BT: Thumb to the eyes by Rage!!! And another! Sonykk on his back, and Rage hammering away upon him with Right hands! Rage back to his feet now…he's going up to the top rope it looks like…

OJ: Hey…

BT: Rage, injured leg and all going up to the top…Sonykk is down on the mat, and Rage…CONNECTS WITH A FROG SPLASH…NO WAIT A MINUTE!!! SONYKK HAS RAGE!!!! SONYKK HAS RAGE BY THE THROAT!!!

OJ: Naw…that's unbelievable, man!

BT: Sonykk…he was on the mat, I think he caught Rage in midair, and now he's climbing back to his feet! He's got Rage in that vice-like grip!! Rage trying everything he can to fight it off…I don't think he can, Orlando!!!

OJ: This is it right here! This is what the GNL is all about! Do it Sonykk!

BT: Rage's face turning a bright red, and Sonykk is getting ready for the Sonykk Boom…NO!! Rage held onto the ropes…he tries again, but Rage has that top rope hooked! Smart move by Rage…

OJ: Alright, Sonykk! Don’t get DQ'd man!

BT: Sonykk still has Rage's throat! HBK trying to get him to break that hold…OH!!! Sonykk with a reverse elbow just nailed HBK right on the jaw!!!

OJ: Did he do that on purpose?!

BT: I dunno! Sonykk…watch Rage! Rage charges in…SONYKK CAUGHT HIM AGAIN!!! Rage is having the fight of his life here!

OJ: And he's about to get the Sonykk Boom! HIT HIM, MAN!!!

BT: Here it comes…SONYKK…BOOO--NO!!!!! RAGE JUST HIT SONYKK…WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!!?! Sonykk just dropped like a sack of potatoes!!!! What the hell did Rage hit him with?!?!?!!

OJ: I…don't know!

BT: Sonykk is down…he's not moving, and Rage is headed back to the top! Rage…Sonykk hasn't moved an inch, and watch Rage!!! No…RARE AIRE!!!!! Damn it!! He hooks the leg…HBK with the count! No…1…2…NO!!!!! DAMN IT!!! NO!!!! HE GOT HIM!!!!!

OJ: (Tosses his headset down and leaves)

BT: Well ladies and gentlemen…I don't know what to say! We've been friggin' cancelled, Rage and the NFWA now have the Universal Title…and Rage is now in the ring…a GNL ring, celebrating with Ice Cube. Tonight…it was an NFWA night. They won tonight…but folks…it is not over between the NFWA and the GNL!!!! GOD AS MY WITNESS, IT'S NOT OVER!!!!