BT: Ladies and gentleman. Girls and boys. Children of all ages! Welcome to GNL's NEW show, Karnage!!! This is Bob Taylor, along with Nikki Cox. And man, what a week this has been in the GNL, eh Nikki? I mean, not only did we crown our first World Champion.. but Firestorm and J-Dogg also defeated NFWA's Bomb Squad... and got the GNL this new show!! And tonight, what a show we have for you folks tonight. We get to see Staks defend his Toughman Title agains Black Blood member, The Mental Midget. Also, Freak does battle with Tina. Scarlet KV and Anarchy go one on one for the Hardcore Title.... in a fight to the DEATH! The tag champions, Blaque and Blue, defend against Tristram and Thunder. There is a Final 4 Way Elimenation Match for the I.C. Title.. between Blaque, the champion, Kurt Angle, Hell Lord Reaver of Black Blood, and Brad Blitz! And last but certainly not least.... GNL World Champion, Psycho will go one on one with the Thug, Staks.

NC: Are you dont talkin yet? Damn! Well, like Bobby was saying... tonight GNL is going to be one helluva show! I mean.. they will be renaming the Panther Arena.. the J-Dogg arena!

BT: They just might!

(The camera cuts to the parking lot. Psycho is seen getting out of a black hummer and walking towards the arena)

BT: The champ is here!!

NC: But will he be champ for long?

BT: Who knows! Staks is on great.. OHH! Some one just attacked Psycho! Who is it? It's.. it's Raven! Raven is assulting the GNL World Champion!!! EVENFLOW DDT ON THE CONCRETE!!!! Here come some officials to pull Raven away.. but the damage has already been done! Who knows how this will affect Psycho in his match tonight!

NC: Aw please. He's fine! I mean.. what kind of champ is he if a little thing like that will stop him?!

BT: Nikki... thats solid concrete out there! If Raven Evenflow DDT's you their.. you would well.. you wouldn't do much of anything!

NC: Are sayin I'm weak? Bobby, I will take you right now!

BT: Nikki, calm down. Geez!

(The camera cuts to the Black Blood locker room.)

Scarlet KV: Tonight will definatly be a Black Blood night.

Reaver: You'd better believe it! The I.C. Title is comin back to me, where it belongs! Those other jackoff's don't stand a chance!

Mental Midget: Yea! Yea! And tonight.. I'm gonna put the thug back in the ghetto where he came from! And take his Toughman Title!

Scarlet KV: Yes. And after I put Anarchy back down in hell where he belongs... the Black Blood, NOT the GNL, will be the true victors of the night. And hell, we will have a lot of gold with us too!

Mental Midget: Maybe we can rename ourselved... Gold Blood! Haha!

Reaver: ...that wasn't too funny.

Scarlet KV: I agree, half-brother. But Mental Midget.. isn't your match now?

Mental Midget: Oh yea! Well, wish me luck.. not that I'll be needing it or anything!!!

(Mental Midget walks out of the locker room, and the camera cuts back to ringside)

(Thug 4 Life hits and Staks appears out from behind the curtian. He raises

his arm in the air as the fans cheer. He walks down the ramp and climbs into

the ring. Mental Mideget's music hits and he comes out from behind the

curtain. He looks at Staks in the ring and sprints down the ramp. He slides

in, before he can get up he is meet by a boot to the back by Staks.)

BT:Here we go ladies and gentlemen Staks and Mental Midget for the GNL

Toughman Title! Staks taking control with hard boots to the stomach of

Mental Midget!

NC:Mental Midget HA! Nice name he desevers to get beat up!

BT:We're not here to judge we are here to call the match. Can you do that

much?

NC:YES Mr. Sensitive! Staks has him up now, irish whip into the ropes but

mental midget explodes with a fore arm to the head of Staks! Midget has

Staks up o a hard snap suplex!

BT:The was very well preformed by Mental Midget!...He has Staks up and he

throws him over the top ropes and out right infront of us. Mental Midget

climbs out of the ring after Staks...O! Staks with a punch to the gut

sending Midget staggering.

NC:Stak now right infront of us..OO! Just nailing Midget's heat off of our

announce table! Staks has him and he throws him over the security barrier

out onto the concrete!

BT: Staks after him know and kicks Mental Midget down. They are making their

way through the crowd..they are now by our sound crew! Staks throws Midget

into a concrete block!...That has to hurt!

NC: Now Staks is going up on the block, he flys off, but Midget counters

with a punch to the gut!...He quickly capitalized with a..O NO! A

spinebuster on the cement! Staks has to be in pain!

BT:No doubt about it that cement doesnt give an inch!...Midget with Staks up

he is taking him through the crowd, and into the backstage area! Midget

throws Staks into a wall with his head smashing against congrete!

NC:HERE WE GO!!! Midget has a chair!!!...OOO chair shot right to the

head...Midget is telling the ref to count! 1...2...3...4...5.. Staks is up

at the count of 5...But he is met by another viscious chair shot!

1...2...3...4...5...6...7

BT:He is up at 7, Midget going for another chair shot but is met by alow

blow from Staks!...Staks is up and giving rights and lefts to Midget! Midget

is reeling!!! Staks with Midget now, O NO! Huge power slam onto the

concrete!

NC:He is gunna feel that one in the morning!!!...Staks is looking for

somthing...UH OH! He's got a kindo stick!...Mental Midget gets to one

knee...OOO! Shot to the head by Staks! He is pounding the hell out of Midget

with that Kindo stick!

BT:Finally he stops and pics him up he goes over to a table wipes off all of

the cups and goes to hits Midget's head against it but he blocks it. He trys

again but Midget with a elbow to the gut and smashes Stak's face off the

table!

NC:Mental Midget has Staks. He is choking him with those wires! Staks is

looking dazed!!. He finally breaks the hold. 1...2...3...4...5...6..Staks

gets out fo the daze and comes to but is met with a vicious right hand by

Midget!

BT:Midget bashes Staks head against the tabel once again...wait a minute

what is he doing?!?!? He is taking Staks up onto the that table!!! O NO he

is going to pile drive Staks through that table!!! That isnt canvas thats

cement underneath!!!

NC:HAHA! YEAH dont in Midget DO IT!! He sets him up!!! O NO!!!!! Staks just

reversed it and back body dropped Midget off the table!!! GET UP MIDGET GET

UP!!!

BT:That was close folks! But Mental Midget is out of it! What? Staks isnt

going to wait for the count? He is setting Midget up for a powerbomb through

the table!!! O No this isnt good for Mental Midget!!!

NC: He has him up!!! NO!!!! Midget just reversed it with a

huricanranna!...Both men are down!!!..This has turned into a all out street

fight backstage!!! Mental Midget is the first one up he drags  Staks over to

the table! YES he is going to belly to belly suplex him through that

table!!! AHAHA!

BT:If he lands this it's over!!! Staks is going to go for the ride!!! NOO

Staks reversed it! THUGPLEX! THUGPLEX! THUGPLEX!!!!! O MY GOD!  Staks just

thugplexed Midget through that table!!!

NC:Its gotta be over now! 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!!!

BT:What a match!!!

DING! DING! DING!!!

BT: Staks retains his Toughman Title in true thug fasion with the Thugplex!

NC: The Mental Midget was no match for the thug! He's too short!

BT: Hey! Good things come in small packages!

NC: Just not Mental Midgets package, haha!

BT: (rolls eyes) Folks.. lets take you back to last week on NeXtasy..

(**Last Week** The FireTron rolls the footage...)

(Rage and Downcast both get into the limo.. and it speeds away. The camera cuts to the NFWA's locker room where Panther, Sniper, and Tina are seated.)

Panther: Where the hell they goin?

Sniper: Who cares. We don't need them to take care of Firestorm and J-Dogg!

Panther: Nah, yoru right. Those two don't stand a chance in HELL of beating us! Do they Tina?

TIna: No, but noone accepted my challenge! Why not? Are all these GNL guys afraid of lil ME!?

Panther and Sniper: YES!

Tina: Haha! Well, I don't blame them.. but if someone dosn't accept my challange soon I'm gonna...

(All of a sudden, there is a knock at the door.)

Panther: Who is it?

(Freak ignores Panther, and walks in...)

Panther: You need to learn some manners, son! What the hell do you want?

Freak: Calm down kitty cat.. I'm not going to hurt you.. yet. This is for Tina. Well, sweetheart.. you want to fight the men? You want a challange? I gladly accept. I see nothing wrong with hurting women.. and hell.. I don't give you that much credit the way it is! So next week on NeXtasy.. you and me. See ya in the ring, skank....

(Freak exits, Panther, Sniper, and expesially Tina, are shocked!)

Tina: Wwwwweeeellll then..

Panther: Just who the hell does he think he is?

Sniper: Thats GNL for ya.. no class. No class at all...

BT: That was last week. Tina wanted a challenge.. and boy did she ever get it in Freak!

NC: Yea yea... I still say Freak is a little girly man.. and Tina is going to give him a Superwoman Style ass whoopin here in the Panther Arena in front of all these people! I mean... imagine how embarrased Freak will be after losting to a girl!

BT: That would be rather embarrasing.. but Freak does hold one win over Tina.

NC: When was that?

BT: In the NFWa!

NC: Psssh! The NFWA is a skank-hole! Who cares what goes on there?

(The camera cuts backstage where Rosie Sanchez is seen with Freak)

RS: Freak, do you think that you will be able to beat Tina here tonight?

Freak: Wait... did you just ask me that question?

RS: Well..yea but...

Freak: You really must be stupid! I mean... you should get fired for asking questions like that! Do I think I can beat be Tina? YES! Yes I think I can beat Tina! Hell, I KNOW that I can beat Tina! I beat her before.. and dammit I'm gonna do it again!

RS: Your not saying that just because Tina is a girl, are you?

Freak: Hell naw! Well..yeah I am! Haha! Women just aren't as stron as men are! You know that, silly!

RS: Well... Tina is the Super Woman..

Freak: Poing being...?

RS: (sighs) I guess this interview is over, back you you Bob and Nikki)

(The camera goes back to ringside)

BT: Freak is pretty confident!

RC: We'll see how confident he is.. that pig! He just thinks he'll win because Tina is a girl!!!

BT: Well, we'll be back after this, folks.

****Commercial****

BT: And we're back!

RC: Lets just get to the damn match.. I wanna see Tina kick Freaks clown ass all over the arena!

(The lights go out and the sound of a twisted laugh is heard througout the arena. "We Give No F*ck" by ICP blasts over the PA system. White pyros shoot off, and Freak is seen standing at the top of the ramp. He walks down into the ring, and waits. Then "Superwoman Pt. II" by Lil Mo and Fabolous hits. Tina steps out and raises her arms. She has on a shirt that says "Superwoman". Pink and purple lights flicker everywhere. She walks down to the ring.. and Tina gets a mic...)

Tina: Now, Freak. I have been hearing rumors that you've been saying you can beat me, simply because I am a girl! Well.. Freak... obviously you don't realize that I am the BADDES CHICK ON THE PLANET!!! And I can do anything anytime, and any place I want! And now it's time for me to show you why they call me.. the Superwoman!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!!

BT: The ref has his back turned.. OH! And Tina just blasted Freak with the mic! The ref didn't see! Freak staggers... Tina with a dropkick! Freak is down! Tina with the quick cover. 1.. Freak kicks out.. and nearly sends Tina out of the ring! What power by Freak!

NC: Thats nothin! The Superwoman is going to humilate Freak!

BT: Tina charges Freak.. spear!! No! Freak gets knoked into the corner.. but holds on to her!! He has her up.. powerbomb! Freak just burried Tina!!! 1...2... Tina gets the rope.. barley! Freak is back on the assult though. He picks Tina up.. off the ropes.. TINA WITH A FLYING ELBOW! Freak just went down! I don't think he was expecting it!

NC: Waaahoo!!! Gooo Tina!!

BT: Tina mounts Freak now.. and man oh man! Look at those b*tch slaps from Tina!!! She is smacking the hell out of Freak!! She gets up... stomp right to Freaks face! Thats got to hurt! Tina may come off with the upset here on Karnage!

NC: She WILL! And why is it an upset!? Tina rules!

BT: Tina pulls Freak to his feet.. there's a tie-up. Freak just hiptossed Tina half way across the ring! Freak is back on the attack again! Tina is up.. she charges Freak... back body drop! Tina just went crashing to the canvas! Freak now.. off the ropes... leg drop! Cover.. 1...2.. no! Tina kicks out

NC: Hell freakin yeah! Tina can't be beat!

BT: Freak just dumped Tina to the outside. And he's following! But Tina rolled under the ring.. and Freak can't see her! Tina grabbs Freak by the ankles.. and trips him! Freak just slammed face first to the mat outside! Thats not to cushioned! And Tina crawls out.. she has a chair! OH! She just nailed Freak with it! The ref grabs it off of her.. and she looks pissed!

NC: Kick his ass, Tina!

BT: Tina has the ref by the collar.. it looks like she's cussing him out! She just shoved him aside.. and OH MAN! She's digging her nails into Freaks face!!! Freak broke away, but twisting her wrists.. he is slowly getting up now.. Tina going for a boot to the ribs.. caught! Freak caught her foot! WHAT A CLOTHESLINE!!! Freak is dragging Tina up the ramp.. what's he gonna try and do here?

NC: Who knows. He's just cheating! And the ref is at 7 with the count out. count!

BT: Freak dosn't even know it!!! LAST ACT!! LAST ACT ON THE STAGE!!! Freak just planted Tina!! The ref is at 9!! Hurry up Freak! Get in the ring!! NO! 10!!! Freak couldn't make it!!

BT: Freak is pissed!! He could have won!

NC: He's too f*cken slow!

BT: You have a bad mouth for a girl!

NC: Whats that supposed to mean?

BT: Well.. girls usually act more...

NC: F*CK OFF!!! Hahaha!!

BT: We'll be back after this, folks.

****Commercial****

(When the commerical ends, J-Dogg and Firestorm are seated in the GNL VIP room...)

J-Dogg: Tonight is the night man! The night GNL's Secrate Weapon is revealed!!

Firestrom: GNL is on a roll.. the NFWA dosn't know who they are messin with! And now.. with this secrate weapon of yours... we are sure to take the NFWA out for good!

J-Dogg: And thats the TRUTH!!

(J-Dogg and Firestorm laugh)

Firestorm: So.. who is it?

J-Dogg: Who is who?

Firestorm: The secrate weapon, silly!

J-Dogg: Weeeell..I WOULD tell you.. but then it wouldn't be much of a secrate.. would it?

Firestorm: C'mon dawg! You can trust me! I won't tell anyone!

J-Dogg: I know.. maybe later. But hey.. what do ya think they are doing across the street from us?

Firestorm: Heh.. what else? Being the same.. sucky.. no good.. talentless.... shit for a fed that they are!!

J-Dogg: Yea... probably. Ya know.. I almost feel sorry for them...

Firestorm: You do?

J-Dogg: NAAH!!!

Firestorm: Didn't think so! Haha! Lets go get somthing to drink..

(Firestorm and J-Dogg walk out of the locker room. The camera then cuts to a dark dark room. You can barley see Anarchy in the room. He is sharpening his own hand blade..)

Anarchy: Scarlet KV. Tonight.. you and me fight.. to the death. We will end our eternal fued that exists between us. And I will come out victorious. Because I have my own personalized Hand Blade.. that is even more feared than yours. And you, Scarlet KV, will be it's first victim. Tonight, somebody will die. I know that you are afraid. I can sense your fear. But don't worry.. in a short while it will be all over.

(The scene fades, and then the camera cuts to ringside)

BT: Damn!

RC: Someones gonna DIE! Yippe!

BT: Whats wrong with you?

RC: Nothing! Why do you ask?

BT: You seem way to excited to seem somebody die, thats all.

RC: I am! Aren't you?

BT: Not really! This is live TV!

RC: And live TV dosn't get any more extreme than the GNL!!!

(The lights dim. You hear a bell start to toll... 10 times. The crowd is dead silent. Then "Meet the Creeper" by Rob Zombie hits. Scarlet KV steps out with an evil look on his face. He stares at the crowd, and strokes his hand blade. Then, he walks down to the ring. Suddenly.. there is an explosion at the top of the ramp... Anarchy's music hits and he steps out. He also has an evil look on his face. He walks down to the ring.. and the bell sounds...)

Ding....Ding....Ding.....

BT: Can you feel this intensity? The crowd is dead silent! KV and Anarchy... long long time rivals. And tonight..... is when it comes to an end. After tonight.. there past rivalries mean nothing. After tonight...

RC: Would you please shut the hell up and call the match!?

BT: Ok ok! KV and Anarchy are standing in the center of the ring.. eyeing eachother down.. and Anarchy strikes first! Knee to the midsection! Double axe-handle! KV is down. Wait.. KV trips him up! He leaps at Anarchy... monkey flip sends KV to the outside! Anarchy rolls out.. after him. He raises his handblade.. OH! KV with a stiff kick right to Anarchy's mouth!

RC: Well, Bobby, I don't really care who wins this match. I am just going to wath and let you use your .. good.. (trys not to laugh) commentating skills.. and call the rest of the match.. ok?

BT: Ok. And my commentating skills are good!!! KV is up.. there is a tie-up.. OH! Anarchy just stuck KV in the side with the handblade! KV is hunched over.. as the blade is still in his side. Anarchy is grinning.. but so is KV!! KV just slashed Anarchys arm! KV is bleeding.. and Anarchy's handblade arm is hurt! Scarlet KV hooks Anarchy in a headlock.. bulldogg! And theres a slash across Anarchys chest! He pulls Anarchy up..

RC: GEEZ! MAKE IT STOP!!! I better just.. commentate too.. or you will bore everyone and they will go watch NFWA!!

BT: Shut up! KV rolls Anarchy in the ring. He has him mounted.. he's gonna try and put him away right here!! OH! NO! Anarchy knew it! He just jammed his own handblade into KV's shoulder!!! KV reels in pain. Anarchy hops up.. and backs up off the ropes.. OH! What a kick! He just caught KV right in the face! KV is down. Anarchy is climbing the turnbuckle. He is on the second one.. he leaps off with that hanblade pointing down!!!! WHEW! KV rolled out of danger right in time! A second later and that Hand Blade of KV's would be impaled in his skull!!!

RC: C'mon! I want someone to die already!!

BT: Just be quiet! Anarchy goes out of the ring. He has gets a table and tosses it in!

RC: Hard wood! Yes!

BT: Anarchy with a few more boots to KV. He has him up... DOOMSDAY DROP THROUGH THE TABLE ON KV!!! Anarchy is gonna end this right now!!! He has the blade to the tip of KV's throat.....

(All of a sudden.. J-Dogg's music hits. J-Dogg walks out with a mic...)

J-Dogg: WAIT!! HOLD ON!!!

(Anarchy looks at J-Dogg, and gets up)

J-Doog: You guys don't have to end it like this!!! I mean.. you both are great wretlers! The GNL can use you to battle the NFWA!!! So I am beggin ya.. no.. I am TELLING you.. IF ONE OF YOU KILLS THE OTHER... I AM GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU GET THE DEATH PENALTY YOURSELF!!! And you don't get paid!! How do ya like that? Eh? The match ends when one of ya's cant go on anymore.. Peace!

(J-Dogg exits.. )

BT: J-Dogg layin down the law!!!

RC: DAMN HIM!! DAMN THAT BASTARD!! I HOPE HE ROTS IN HELL!!! He always ruins everything! Even when we were dating.. he had to always..... forget it.

BT: Well,, KV is up... Anarchy is lookin up the ramp.. pissed off! And KV with that hand blade... he just shoved it into Anarchy's back!! Anarchy is writhing in pain.. KV turns him around.. T-Bone suplex on to the ruinings of the table!!! Scarlet Kaphion Vastle came ready to fight!! He is on the top turnbuckle now.. knee drop of the top! He may have caved in Anarchy's face!

RC: Heh.. that would be a good thing!

BT: Scarlet KV runs Anarchy off the ropes.. OH! Anarchy ran into the handblade!!! SCARLET TOURCHURE!!! SCARLET TOURCHURE!! KV is going nuts with the hand blades!!! Anarchy drops in a puddle of blood! The ref calling for the bell! KV HAS DONE IT!

BT: Damn! What a match!

RC: It would have been better if somebody died, damn it!

BT: Maybe.. but both wreslters live to see another day. Well, they are changing the mat...because it's damn bloody!

(The camera cuts backstage where Tristram and Thunder are seen getting ready for their tag title match against Blaque and Blue)

Tristram: Hahaha! Are you ready bro?

Thunder: I'm ready!

Tristram: Can you feel it? The GNL Tag Titles are going to be ours!!

Thunder: I know! We are going to totally rule the tag title ranks of the GNL forever!

Tristram: Well, we're next.. so lets go!

(Just then, T Money from the NFWA walks in wearing a referee shirt...)

T Money: Hey, I'm just here to let you suckas know.. that I am the ref fo yo match tonight! Haha! See you ladies in the ring!

(T Money turns to walk out... but gets jumped by Tristram and Thunder!)

BT: Tristram and Thunder are attacking T Money!! My god!! He ain't reffin! Anymore!!

(Tristram and Thunder leave their locker room and walk down the hall. The Camea does a split screen.. and the tag champions, Blaque and Blue are also see walking to the ring)

BT: Tristram and Thunder! Blaque and Blue! Tag Titles on the line! Next! Stay tuned!

****Commercial: NeXtasy won't take place this Saturday, due to the special edition of Karnage... so tune in next week to TNN for live GNL action with the second ever Karnage!!!****

("Fight Music" by D-12 hits. Multi-Colored lights flash everywhere. Pyros shoot off and Tristram and Thunder walk out. They high-five eachother and walk down to the ring... both wearing "GNL" shirts. When they get into the ring "Ready to Die" by Biggie hits. Blaque and Blue step out. They raise the tag titles in the air.. and pyros go off behind them. They walk down to the ring and the bell sounds)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

BT: Looks like it's gonna be Thunder and Blue to start things off. Here's the lock up .. Blue with a Side Headlock on Thunder .. Thunder with a few elbow's to the gut .. Throw's Blue to the ropes .. Clothesline!

NC: I can see Tristam and Thunder with the belts already ... Blaque and Blue don't even stand a chance!

BT: Right .. Thunder picks him up by the hair ... Tags in Tristam .. Thunder is holding Blue .. What a shot to the chest of Blue! Tristam .. DDT! He is stomping Blue like he's a dirty rug! Tristam goes for the pin .. 1,2 .. Blaque in there to break things up .. Here comes Thunder!

NC: Get him out of there! Yeah! Thunder just tossed Blaque up and over the top rope! Serves him right!

BT: Thunder and Tristam have Blue .. Double Irish Whip .. Blue ducks a Clothesline .. Double Clothesline takes out Tristam and Thunder! '

NC: He cheated!

BT: How?!

NC: He just did .. There doesn't have to be a reason! Blaque is slowly up on the ring apron .. Blue has to make a tag here  .. he reachers for  Blaque.. got him! Blaque is in! He is being double teamed!! Here comes Blue! It's a 4 man brawl!!

RC: This is nuts.. I want some  order to be restored on the double!!!!

BT: Thunder is up top.. TRISTRAM WITH THE END ON BLAQUE!!! THUNDER HITS THE CORK-SCREW MOONSAULT ON BLUE!! Double pin!! 1...2...3!!!! WE HAVE NEW TAG CHAMPS!!!!

BT: What a match! Tristram and Thunder are celebrating their well deserved victory in the ring. But stay tuned.. because coming up we are going to have the secreat weapon revealed!!!

****Commercial****

BT: And we're back! And the moment we have all been waiting for is upon us!! Who is the secrate weapon? We will find out!!!

RC: He better be good.. or I am gonna kick his ass!!

BT: Shut the hell up!!

(A split screen comes up showing the NFWA locker room, where a bunch of superstars are crowded around a monitor watching the GNL/NFWA simulcast)

BT: Well ladies and gentlemen...the time has arrived. This is the moment we've all been waiting for. Just who is the secret weapon gonna be? Who is the man that J-Dogg says will help destroy the NFW...

(The lights go out. The pro-NFWA Philly crowd is booing insanely while chants of "J-Dogg sucks" break out across the arena. A dim blue light fills the arena and moves down to the ring, were we see the masked secret weapon standing in the ring with an assault rifle. The camera moves in closer, as the secret weapon drops his rifle on the mat, puts his hand on his head and rips off his ski mask as the crowd looks on in shock)

BT and RC: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!

BT: That's Jaguar!!!!!!! The maskedJaguar! Panther's half brother! What the...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Jaguar then rips off his mask, revealing none other than former 3 time NFWA World Champion Lightning. The crowd goes crazy when Lightning tosses the mask into the crowd)

NC: Rosie..do you know...(laughs) Do you know who that is?!??!

BT: Hell yeah I know who it is! That's Lightning damn it!!!!!! Lightning is the secret weapon! Lightning is the GNL's secret weapon! Damn it, I can't believe this!!!!!!!

NC: Neither can this crowd! i mean, we're in Panther's Arena but damn it they're going wild for the GNL!!!!!

(A mic is tossed to Lightning as he stands in the middle of the ring, the

crowd begins chants of "Lightning" Lightning" "Lightning" and "Holy Shit"

Holy Shit".)

Lightning: Now, I know that many of you are wondering what in the hell im doing right here in the middle of a GNL ring right here on Karnage, well you see its quite simple, I busted my ass in the NFWA ever since that fed first started,

I knew Panther since I first came to the wrestling buisness and we have had are go arounds and fights but it never got to be quite personal, but towards the NFWA PPV entitled ODG things got to be personal, my contract wasnt being renewed no matter how hard I tried, and I even hand delievered that damn thing right to Panther, and what happens, the biggest ppv of the my career all the titles up for grabs  the most gracious title the NFWA World Heavyweight Championship, I busted my ass for that title, I did everything that I could, and I won that title fair and square, and what happens, that pussy ass Panther comes out and tells me Im not under contract and he tells me im stripped of the World Title, then im beat down like a dog  and thrown out of the NFWA forever, and for what, I was never gave a reason Y Panther declined my contract, I mean I gave the NFWA everything I had, I gave them my heart, I gave them my sweat, tears, I gave them the best damn entertainment I could offer and I get nothing but a kick in the ass and thrown out the door

(Crowd boos/Chants: "Lightning" "Lightning)

I get a lil vacation time at home and the emails, and the letters just start pouring in, we miss you Lightning, please come back, and that can do nothing more then bring tears to a guys eyes, no matter how tough you are when someone takes away something you love so deeply you just have to learn to let it out, and then the phone rings, J-Dogg calls me on the phone and asks me if I would be interested in coming and working for the GNL, if I was up for a war, if I was still in love with the art of wrestling, and I had to take the offer, I just had to get back in the ring, to feel the adrenaline to here the fans theres nothing greater then that, and I am not here to LEAD the GNL, I am not here to save the GNL are make them the best damn fed in the buisness, what Im here to do is raise hell, kick ass and do what I did b4 I was kicked out off the NFWA, and this isnt a backstab to the NFWA Roster this isnt a backstab to the NFWA Fans, Lightnings fans, are simply Lightnings fans no matter what fed, I didnt turn my back on the NFWA the NFWA turned its back on me, wait...no I take that back...The Dynasty turned there back on me, and for that I will make it my single most important career move to completely and utterly make The Dynasty's life a living hell in anyway shape are form I can, Panther you have commited the worst sin you could possibly do, you took away my career you took away my life, now Panther Im going to take away everything you cherish, untill Panther I get the chance Lightning vs Panther, but that will have to wait, and Dynasty members I havent forgotten what you did to me, and paybacks are certainly a bitch, Dynasty Lightning is back, and im more pissed then ever, this time the storm is more furious, this time the storm will take no prisoners, this time when Lightning Strikes...your sure as hell going to fry....Dynasty....let the games begin....and I promise each and everysingle one of you will without a doubt.....FEEL......THE...........(Crowd Chants) BOLT!!!!

("Ride The Lightning" blasts over the PA as Lightning climbs the ringposts and criss cross's his arms as Lightning Bolts shoot out of the entrance ramp. The camera cuts back over to the NFWA locker room where the NFWA stars are in an uproar)

*****Commercial*****

BT: MY GOD!! LIGHTING IS BACK!! HE IS BACK AND WITH THE GNL!! So how do you like THAT secrate weapon, eh??

NC: I.. I think it's f***en amazing! The GNL will totaly DESTROY the NFWA now!!!

(The camera cuts to J-Dogg's locker room. J-Dogg and Firestorm are seated)

J-Dogg: (smirking) Ya like that, Firestorm? Do you like the secrate weapon?

Firestorm: You better f***en believe it, J-Dogg! I mean.. I never EVER thought I'd be so happy to see the guy!

J-Dogg: Well, now that the secrate weapon is out.. and the NFWA sh*t their pants... I am going to tell Panther something. Panther.. you wanna fight me in a burried alive match at the PPV? I ACCEPT!! There is nothing that I would love more then to burry your pathetic ass once and for all... and prove that the NFWA is nothing compared to the greatness of the GNL.

Firestorm: Panther.. challenged YOU!? (laughts) He's got to be nuts!!!

J-Dogg: Tell me about it! I am going to killem!

(They both continue talking and laughing. The camra cuts to ringside where the next match is getting prepared for. You see Blaque, Reaver, Kurt, and Brad Blitz all getting ready.. and walking towards the ring.)

BT: Fatal 4 Way Elimenation match.. up next after this quick break!

(Meet The Creeper by Rob Zombie plays and Hell Lord Reaver apears out from

behind the curtian he walks down the ramp and climbs into the ring...Can I

get a...by Jay Z plays and Brad Blitz comes out from behind the curtian he

raises his arm as the fans cheer, he walks down the ramp and climbs into the

ring...Smoothe Criminal by Alien Ant Farm hits and Kurt Angle sprints out fo

the curtian and down the ramp slides into the ring looks at blitz..looks at

Reaver and starts to punch reaver!!!...Blaques music hits and he comes out

from behind the curtian. He points the belt at Blitz then drops it and

sprints to the ring. He slides in and the two of them go at it!

BT:Here we got 4 way elimination match for the GNL IC Belt and already the

fourmean are going at it, Angle giving hard rights to reaver who ahs been

backed into a corner, and blaque is stomping a mudhole in brad blitz!

NC:I wonder why they cal it a mud hole I dont see any mud do you?

BT:You are hopeless, O Reaver just sent Angle right into Blaque!, Blaque

turns around and is met by and elbow from Angle! Bltiz is up know and Angle

and Blitz are double teaming Blaque!!!

NC:Dont just stand there Reaver do somthing...YEA!!!!!!!!

BT:OOO Reaver just ran over Angle and Brad!!!Everyone is down but Hell Lord

Reaver!

NC: You see i told him do do that!

BT:NO you didnt he cant even...Oh nevemind. Back in the ring Reaver just

tossed Blitz to the outside. Reaver quickly follows. Back in the ring Angle

just hit and amazing belly to belly suplex of Blaque! Our IC champ is down!

Angle know goes over to Blaque but with the ref distracted by the fight

outside blaque gets the loq blow!!!

NC:HAHA Thats what im talkin about!!!

BT:(sighs) Anyway back on the outside Reaver just sent Blitz into the ring

post!!!...Now Reaver has Bltiz up he just hung brad on the secuirity

railing! Reaver is decimating Brad Blitz!...O wait back in the ring OLYMPIC

SLAM ON BLAQUE!!!!!...Angle has the angle lock locked on.

NC:REF LOOK YOU MORON!!!

BT:The ref is back and blaque is tapping!!!

BT:OOO now we are garaunteed a new IC champ crowned here tonight!

NC:Did you realize that all by your self!

BT:(stares down cox) Well anyway Reaver was distracted by that and Blitz

capitilized with a samoan drop!!!

NC:How the hell did he lift him?!?!?!

BT:I dont now but that move seemed to have hurt Blitz ass well...Now Angle

is on the outside he pics up Blitz and throws him into the ring. Angle

slides in and starts to stomp on Blitz...He picks him up..OOO what a great

german suplex, Blitz was folded up like an accordian!!!

NC:Accordians dont fold you dumbas...o wait...

BT:Hehe, anyway Angle has Blitz up and goes for a belly to belly but blitz

countes with his on belly to belly!

NC:Do you have a thing for belly's Bob?

BT:No what are you talking about?

NC:Well i didn't think anyone could say belly four times in a sentece but

you pulled it off very nicely!

BT:You're weird.

NC:You the fourth nope fifth person to tell me that!

BT:I bet, anyway bck in the ring Blitz just superplexed Angle off the top

ropes!!! OOO Blitz hurt him self on that one!...O wait Reaver is up on teh

top ropes!!!

NC:How is that damn thing holding!!!

BT:I dunno but i think he is going for Blood Shatter! OOO yes BLOOD SHATTER

Swanton into a leg drop off the top onto Angle!

NC:Holy Shit he put a whole through the ring!!!

Bt:You Right(under breath *for once*)..Reaver with the pin. 1...2...3!!!!!

BT:Now theres only two left, one of these men will be leaving with the GNL

IC title! Reaver has climbed out of the whole he made and has the broken

Brad Blitz up! O huge spinebuster! 1...2..kick out by Blitz! O Reaver was

half a second away from winning the IC title!...Reaver off the ropes huge

leg drop onto Blitz!

NC:The god damn ring shook!!!

BT:Reaver picks up Blitz and throws him into the ropes. But Blitz explodes

off the ropes with a drop kick! Sending Reaver into that whole!! MAn where

is Blitz getting this energy. That took a lot out of him. Blitz is on one

knee...

NC:Proably praying for help!

BT:No i was about to say trying to get some stregth pulled together.

NC:Nah mine has more kick, hes praying!!!

Bt:Ok Nikki whatever. Blitz now is draging Reaver out of the whole. I think

he is going to go for the Blitzberg Bomb!!! He is struggling look at the

stress in his face!!! O Reaver was too much reaver just fell on Bltiz!

1...2... kick out in the nick of time!

NC:I thought Blitz was turned into a pancacked there!!!

BT: I'm sure you did...Reaver is going up top again...I think hes going to

go for Blood Shatter again!!!

NC:Hes going to put another whole through the ring!!

BT:He might. Hes up! Wait Blitz is up too!..OH! Low blow to Reaver! What is

Blitz doing?!?! Dont tell me he is going to go for the Blitzberg Bomb from

the top ropes!!!

NC:Wel you see he doesnt have to lift Reaver up hes already up there!!

BT: Arent you the bright one today (Niki smiles) Anyway Blitz tryes once

no!!!! Trys again! NO! On last time!!! HE DID IT!!! HE DID IT!! Brad Blitz

has just Blitzberg bombed Hell Lorder Reaver off of the top ropes!!!

NC:Holy Shit there is anotehr whole in the ring!!! The ref almost fell over

cause of the rumble in the ring HAHAHAHA! That rhymes!!!

BT:No it doesnt (nikki begins to talk but then shuts up) Brad Blitz with the

cover 1...2...3!!!!! What a match folks!!!

DING DING DING!!!

(Blitz is handed the title he im braces it and falls to his knees)

NC: HE FREE'D BRAD'S BELT!!!

BT: Brad Blitz finally won the I.C. Title back!! What a match that was!!! We have one match left.. and its the big one! Psycho vs. Staks for the World Title!! But first.. we have to get a new mat for the second time tonight!!!

(The camera cuts backstage. Psycho is standing near Rosie Sanchez, holding his title over his shoulder)

RS: Psycho, first I want to congratulate you on becoming GNL's first ever World Champion!

Psycho: Why thank you, Rosie.

RS: Your welcome. Now, tonight you are defending your title agains Staks. A guy that you already beat.. so how do you feel coming into this match?

Psycho: Well, I feel great. I mean.. I am heathly.. I am well trained. And I know how he is in the ring. This time, I am going to show the so called thug that Psycho dosn't fool around. Psycho is all business. And PSYCHO.. is the GNL's World CHAMPION.. something Staks never will be.

RS: Wow, strong words! And what do you think of GNL's secrate weapon, being Lightning?

Psycho: Well, when I saw that. I was shocked. I was thinking it would be some new guy that is a hard ass... but instead we get the best wrestler that was ever in the NFWA. This guy knows how to wrestle. And he will be the one to lead us against the GNL.

RS: And finally, what do you think of Raven's attack on you earlier this evening?

Psycho: (smirks) Ya know what? I don't know what to think. I mean.. the guy is a nutcase. He wants to start with the GNL World Champ all of a sudden? He wants a piece of the madness? Well, Raven... just f*cken bring it.

(Just then, Raven comes storming down the hall with a steel chair.)

RS: Oh sh*t!! (Rosie runs away)

BT: Raven! Raven is goin after Psycho with that chair! Psycho just dropkicked the chair back into Raven's face!! Raven staggers back.. OH! Psycho nearly beheaded Raven with a shot with the GNL Title!

(The camera cuts back to ringside)

NC: Now THAT'S a title shot!!!

BT: Your so.. just forget it. Up next, after this QUICK  break!

***Comm--(cut off)***

BT: See! Quiiick! Now, we get to see the first ever, GNL Champ, Psycho, take on Staks for the World Title! This is going to be a great match!

NC: Yea, I guess, if you THINK so.. but I still say that Tina kicked Freak's ass!!

BT: Ok.. but it was a draw! And Freak was do...

NC: TINA.. is the best!  She should be the GNL World Champion!!

BT: Well she isn't! Lets get to the match!!

(Thug 4 Life hits over the PA system. Blue lights shine everywhere. Pyro's go off and Staks walks out. He walks down to the ring. When he gets there he stretches on the ropes.. and waits until "Sick Sick World" by Rancid hits. Psycho steps out and raises the title.. and pyros go off. He is wearing a "GNL" shirt. He walks down to the ring.. and stands on the turnbuckle.. raising his title.. but Staks attacks him from behind...)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

BT: Staks not wasting any time at all! He goes right after the champ and almost sends him over the turnbuckle! Staks is throwing everything he's got at Psycho! Right hand after right hand! Psycho backed into the corner.. and now Staks is puttin the boots to him! You can tell that tongiht.. Staks is just starving for some more gold!

NC: That greedy bastard! Shard the wealth!

BT: Staks runs Psycho off the ropes... clothesline.. no! Psycho ducks under.. and follows through with a shoulder block! Staks is down! Psycho with a leg drop! Cover.. 1...no! Staks kicks right out! Staks is up now.. there is a tie up.. Staks lifts Psycho into a suplex form.. OH! Suplex to piledriver!! What a move!! There's a cover...1....2....no!! No! Psycho gets the shoulder up!

NC: Why is Psycho the GNL World HEAVYweight champion.. when the guy is a lightweight? That makes no sense!!

BT: It's just a figure of speech.. that dosn't mean he has to weigh a certain.. OH MY! Psycho just sprinboarded off the middle rope and caught Staks with a big cross body block! Psycho is going up to the top now!! But Staks is getting up! Missle Dropkick.... deflected! Staks just slammed Psycho while he was in the air!! What impact!!

NC: You wan't impact? I'll show ya impact!

BT: What? What the hell are you talking about? Staks picks Psycho back up to his feet... Psycho is still woozy from that missed dropkick.. and Staks is going up top now!! Flying clothesline!! He almost took Psycho's head off with that one!! Psycho is down! Staks is stomping away at Psycho! The world champ is in a world of hurt!!

NC: He should be! The thug is kicking his ass!

BT: Wait.. what's this? We have word that there is commotion back stage!

(The camera cuts backstage. T Money is seen standing outside of a GNL locker room)

T Money: There in here, suckas! In here!!

(All of a sudden.. Downcast, Ice Cube, and Krazed storm in the locker room. Thunder and Brad Blitz are comparing belts.. but the NFWA is armed with chairs and pipes...)

BT: Thats the NFWA dammit!! Downcast! Ice Cube! Krazed! They are all beating the hell out of Thunder and Brad Blitz with chairs and pipes!! It's two on 3 for god's sake!! And the 3 have weapons!! Get some security back there!!

NC: This isn't good! Where's the rest of the GNL!?

BT: Thats what I want to know!! Watch out!! OHHH!! Brad Blitz, the new I.C. Champ just got sent through a damn window by Ice Cube!! My god!!

(The camera cuts back to the match)

BT: Come on already!! The NFWA is attacking!! But so is Psycho!! Staks is sent off the ropes.. PSYCHO DRIVER!!! PSYCHO DRIVER!!! Cover! Where's the damn ref!?

NC: The bastard is lookin up the ramp!! Here comes NFWA!!!!

BT: NFWA is going to ruin the match!! Wait! Secuirity is there.. whew! We may get through with this match after all!!!

NC: Wath out Psycho!!!

BT: Psycho turns around.. Staks is up!! THUGPLEX!! THUGPLEX ON PSYCHO!!!! There's the cover!! 1....2....3!!!!!!!!!! STAKS HAS DONE IT!!!

BT: Staks won the world title!! But here comes the NFWA!! The busted through the secuirty barricade!! Krazed hops up on the apron..OH! Staks bashes him in the head too! Wait.. watch Downcast.. SPEAR ON THE GNL CHAMPION!!! Downcast and Ice Cube are takin it to the new GNL World Champion!! Here comes Krazed! And listen to the crowd!! They are sort of cheering for the NFWA!

NC: DAMN THEM!! DAMN THEM ALL!!!

BT: Here comes one half of the tag champs, Tristram!! KRAZED JUST HIT HIM WITH THE SUPERNOVA!!! Raven is running down!! TOTAL DISPEAR ON RAVEN!!! The NFWA is going nuts on the GNL.. here comes security to calm things down.. and Downast has a mic...

Downcast: Lightning...(crowd pops) you're gonna make the Dynasty's life a living hell?! Well Lightning, not only am I a member of the Dynasty, not only am I the NFWA I-C Champion, but I'm the uncrowned Heavyweight Champion! What you did here tonight is turn your back on the people that made you! You turned your back on the NFWA! So what I'm saying is that you get your ass out here right now, and take your ass kicking just like the rest of these losers took theirs!

BT: Tristram is getting up! No use.. he is outnumbered!! ICE BREAKER!!!! Here come the rest of the GNL!! Kurt Angle! Insane! Thunder! Brad Blitz! Reaver!! They all are coming down!!

NC: F*CK THE POLICE!!!!

BT: Police and security is holding them back!! But wait.. our cameras are in Sniper Stadium across the street!! Rage just beat the Extremist.. but look!! IT'S GNLS SECRATE WEAPON.. LIGHTNING!!! HE IS ATTACKING THE NFWA WORLD CHAMPION!!!! Lightning Bolt on Rage!! Lightning Bolt on Rage!! The NFWA Champion has been laid out!! Lightning is raising the World Title now.. my god what a night!!

NC: Thats the Discipline Committee!

BT: NFWA's Discipline COmmitte is running down to the ring!! Lightning draps the title over Rage's fallen body.. and now's he's making his get-away through the crowd!! We'll see ya next time.. this is Bob Taylor along with Nikki Cox.. GOOD NIGHT!!