RS: Welcome to the first ever NeXtasyyy! I am Rosie Sanchez...

OJ: And I am Orlando Jones Juniorrrrrrrrrr!!!

RS: What an exciting card we have tonight, folks! And with all the things

that that bastard Panther has been doing... things really look like they will

be heating up fast!

OJ: Hey hey! Thats right! You got fired from the NFWA! That means you get to

spend EXXTRA time with yo' favorite man! ME!

RS: Panther...ohh...that grape kool aid guzzling piece of donkey crap made

the biggest mistake by firing me! And ew! Your not my favorite MAN!

(The camera cuts to the locker room area where we see Blade, Downcast, and

Rage talking...)

Blade: Panther seemed pretty upset about last week, don't you guys think?

Rage: Yea!!

Downcast: Yea, he was pretty pissed, but he was right!

Rage: I know. After the way J-Dogg made you lose to a GIRL on Friday, you

should be--

Downcast: Shut up you! I would have won if it weren't for that--

(J-Dogg and Firestorm walk in...)

J-Dogg: That WHAT, Downcast? Hmm?

Downcast: (gets up) YOU! Who the hell let you in here? Get out! NOW!

J-Dogg: Don't forget, Downcast, I am the Co-CEO! And you should be lucky you

even work for me!

Firestorm: Thats right! And if J-Dogg and I weren't the nice guys that we

are...we could kick you guys out right now if we wanted to!

Rage: Firestorm, I suggest you shut up or I will have to shut you up!

Firestorm: And how ya gonna do that Ragey boy!?

(Rage gets up and is going to hit Firestorm but Blade grabs his arm)

Blade: As president of this fed, I gonna not let you do that.. sorry. Guys,

listen, we may not like eachother but if we want this fed to be successful

than we have to work together.. and leave the fighting for the NFWA! Ok?

(The rest of the sort of mutter "ok"...)

Blade: GOOD! Now who's gonna go get the damn Kool Aide?

Downcast: I'll do it...(he walks out, and before he exits he says somthing to

J-Dogg) You're not gettin off that easy...

(The camera cuts back to ringside)

OJ: Whoa! Things in the front office seem pretty tense!

RS: AND IT'S ALL PANTHERS DAMN FAULT!!! I HOPE HE ROTS IN--ehehe..sorry.

OJ: Oookayy! Lets get to the first match of the evenin folks!

(Kris Calloways music hits. The fans start to go nuts as he steps out. Pyros

go off everywhere and he enters the ring. Then, Dr. Ben Dover's music hits.

The fans boo. He steps out and raises the Hardcore title. He then walks down

to the ring and the bell sounds...)

Ding Ding Ding!!!!

RS: And here we go! The champion, Ben Dover (laughs)..sorry, it's just too

funny to not laugh when I say that!

OJ: And what is so funny about it!?

RS: Like you don't know!

OJ: You're turning out to be a real pervert, Rosie! Ya know that!

RS: Oookaaay! Ben Dover, not wasting any time at all! He is all over Kris

with lefts and rights and OOHH! Big knee to the stomache! Ben Dover wants to

keep his title for a loong time, and you can tell by the way he is fightin

tonight!

OJ: Um...yea! What she said!

RS: Ben Dover now...DDT! He goes for the cover 1..2...kickout!

OJ: Too early.

RS: Yea. Ben Dover has him up again...there it is! The low blow by Calloway!

Ben is hunched over in pain! Calloway sets him up...what a powerbomb!!! He

almost sent the Proctologist of Pain through the mat!

OJ: The Proctologhist just FELT pain! Haha!

RS: ...that was sooo not funny! Calloway is out of the ring...and he's lookin

UNDER the ring! He just pulled out a trash can filled with stuff, and two

tables! And he's dumpin them all in the ring!

OJ: What the hell was all the junk doin under the ring in the first place!?

RS: Who knows! Who cares! Calloway has the lid of the trash can, and he just

threw it at Ben Dover frisbee style! And Ben caught it! He sends it back!

Calloway with the catch!

OJ: THIS IS A WRESTLING MATCH, DAMMIT! NOT A FRISBEE TOURNAMENT!

RS: Who is that!?!?

OJ: It's KIZZAL!!!

RS: Kizzal!!! From behind on Ben Dover! He just CLOCKED him with a sledge

hammer!! He knocked him out cold!

OJ: He has a match next! Shouldn't he be gettin ready??

RS: He's leaving now..but the damage has been done! Kris Calloway with

the..NO! Ben Dover reversed his finisher!! CAVITY SEARCH THROUGH THE

TABLE!!!! 1...2....3!!!!! It's over!

OJ: Benjamin Dover with the win! AND..he is the first person in GNL history

to sucsessfully defend his title! Howa bout that, Rosie?

RS: I think thats just great! Ben Dover will go down in the history books as

a good, though strange, fighting champion!

OJ: So to celebrate how about you give me a lil sumthin sumthin? Eh?

RS: What! NO!

OJ: Oh c'mon! Just a lil peck on the cheek?

RS: Get lost!

OJ: (sighs)

(The camera is seen in the staff locker room. Downcast walks in with the Kool

Aid and gives it to Blade...)

Downcast: Got it!

Blade: Thank you, wait..this isn't even grape! GAHH! Oh well.. it will HAVE

to do.

J-Dogg: I'll be right back...(walks out of the locker room)

Firestorm: Now, guys, listen..I know you are all in the Dynasty in the

NFWA... but remember, this is the GNL! So we have to cooperate. Don't worry

about what that skank hole Panther says. He's full of sh*t!

Rage: HEY! Watch what you say about Panther or I might have to--

Blade:(cuttin off Rage) Raaage!

Rage: (mumbles something) ....damn prez.....

Blade: What was that?

Rage: Um..I like pez! Eeeyeah..I uh...like....pez.

Blade: What the HELL does that have to do with anything?

Downcast: Be right back...(he leaves the locker room)

Firestorm: Where's he goin?

Blade: Beats me.

Rage: I dunno..

(In the hallway, you hear a bunch of things crashing....and then there is a

commerical)

****COMMERCIAL*****

(The camera opens up.. it shows J-Dogg being helped by EMT's. Downcast is

standing by him with a guilty smirk on his face. Firestorm and Blade walk out

and he immideatly changes to an innocent concerned look..)

Firestorm: What the hell..J-Dogg ol' buddy ol' pal! Speak to me! Speak to me!

Blade: Downcast, what happened?

Downcast: I-I-uh...don't know! I went to get you some grape kool aid and

uh..well....

Firestorm: Well what?

Downcast: He fell!

Blade: Clumsy bastard, lets go back into the locker room..we have a match

comin up! Lets go watch!

Downcast: Lets.

(The camera fades and it shows Downcast grin...then it goes to ringside)

OJ: DOWNCAST! HE!

RS: I know what he did! Damn Panther! It's all his fault! But we have a

match.. so lets just get right into it!

(The crowd is silent when BOOM!!!!!!!! " El Sorcho " blasts over the PA

system and out comes El Scorcho. He dances around the ring and then Blaque's

music hits. Blaque walks down with a big smile on his face and when he get's

in the ring they begin to fight but there is no referee!)

RS: This match is underway! And El Scorcho is really tossing his weight

around. But there is one problem! There is no referee!

OJ: This is screwed up! I don't understand this!

( All of a sudden " Playa Hate " blasts over the PA system and Downcast runs

to the ring with a referee shirt on! He get's in the ring and begins to

speak.)

Downcast: There is only one person that can referee this match and that is

me! Now this match is offialy underway!

ding ding ding

OJ: I hate that man! He is the worst offial in the GNL!

RS: Hate him or not he is restoring order in the GNL. I think he is great...

And a great looker! But now to the match... It seems El Scorcho is tearing

into Blaque. He picks Blaque up and WOW!!!!! What a Gorilla Press Slam!!!!!

What a move!!!!!!

OJ: Man! I like that El Scorcho... he is a big man, LITERLY!!!!!!!!

RS: Yeah... And now El Scorcho irish whips Blaque and El Scorcho with a huge

move!!!!! He is taking over!!!!! And now El Scorcho picks him up once again

but Blaque slips away! Kick to the mid section... DDT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DDT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And there is the cover!!!!!!!!!! 1...2... kickout by El

Scorcho! Kick out by El Scorcho! And Blaque is pissed! And he is yelling at

Downcast!

OJ: (laughing) Yeah... slap Downcast! I want to see what happens. Remember

last time... Freak got tore into two pieces!

RS: Yeah... and Blaque is verbually attacking Downcast. And Downcast is

screaming at Blaque! Downcast will not take that stuff! And Downcast tells

him to turn around... DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!! THE

SCORCHINATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE

SCORCHINATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's all over. 1...2...3...

KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OJ: This Blaque guy! Who is he? How did he do that!? Nobody in the history of

wrestling has kicked out from the Scorchinator! Nobody in the NFWA has ever

kicked out of the Scorchinator.

RS: Yeah... And now El Scorcho is giving a piece of his mind to Downcast but

Downcast has done his job. He has called it right down the middle. El Scorcho

grabs Blaque and Blaque fights back! Blaque is fighting El Scorcho... But a

rake to the eyes!

OJ: (laughing) The cheap way to win! I love it!

RS: El Scorcho charges Blaque and OH MY GOD!!!!!!! BLAQUE DELIVERED THE

BIGGEST SPINE BUSTER I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!! WHAT A COUNTER!!!!!!!! Blaque is

trying to climb the ropes. He is up and he leaps!!!! SWANTON BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!

SWANTON BOMB!!!!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!!!!!!!!! 1...2...3!!!!!

ding ding ding

OJ: No!!!!!!! That was not fair!!!!! CHEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RS: Stop crying... That was a great match. And Blaque showed that he is a top

contender for the GNL World Title but next week Blaque will take on the

winner of tonights Intercontinal Title match.

(The scene cuts to the back. Rage is walking down the hall to the vending

maching...)

Rage: What! No Rasberry Ice Tea! Aghh.

(Blaze walks out of a room and bumps into Rage...)

Rage: Watch where your goin small man!

Blaze: Buddy.. I am the supreme--

Rage: Yea yea yea.. the "supreme being'".. you just keep tellin yourself that

(laughs)

Blaze: W-wait.. whats that supposed to mean?

(All of a sudden Tristram walks out...)

Tristram: The commish givin you a hard time, Blaze?

Blaze: Nothin I can't handle.

Rage: ...you gotta be kidden me! (laughs) Your a funny guy, Blaze, ya know

that? Now, if you don't mind I have some things to do..catch you ladies

later!

(he turns to walk down the hall, but Blaze grabs his shoulder. Rage turns

around and lays out Blade with a right hand..)

Rage: I told you I have to go!

(Tristram swings at Rage and connects. Rage staggers back but then Kizzal

attacks Tristram with a chair! And then Ben Dover runs out and attacks

Tristram! It's a brawl..but time for a commercial)

*****COMMERCIAL*****

RS: We're back! Did you just see that brawl?

OJ: It was crazy! First Blaze gets knocked out...then Rage gets hit, the

Tristarm, then Kizzal...it was insane! But damn, did you see Rage lay out

Blaze? One shot! BAMMO!

RS: Calm down! Next we have Tristam vs. his own New Era partner, Kizzal! But

the brawl may still be goin on!

(The three man brawl makes it way down to the ring! But now it is just Kizzal

and Tristram attacking Ben Dover!)

Ding Ding Ding

RS: They are beating the crap out of Ben Dover, and he's not even IN this

match!

OJ: There ya go, they kicked him out!

RS: Wait...Tristram with a kick to Kizzal's stomache.. THE END!!!!

Cover...1...2..3!!!!

OJ: That was quick!

RS: Yes it was! But Kizzal could have been tired out from the big brawl! And

here comes Rage!!!

OJ: MY HERO!

RS: The hot headed..and HOT commish, Rage is out here for revenge! Total

Annihilaiton on Tristram!

OJ: Alright!!!

(The camera cuts to the locker room)

Firestorm: Now was that nessicary for Rage to do that?

Blade: You know how he is.. he can't leave stuff like that alone! He got

punched by a GNL guy.. he had to get back some how!

Downcast: Yea, I ALWAYS get back at people if they attack me like that..

right J-Dogg?

J-Dogg: (staring at Downcast) ...mmh hmm.

Firestorm: (to Blade) So, Downcast and J-Dogg are really gettin along

suprsiningly good after all that stuff at FNS..don't you think?

Blade: Yea, it's like nothin even happened!

Downcast: Oh... And Rage wanted me to tell you guys something. He is taking the next match and he is making it a NO DQ match.

Firestorm: What!? Who gave permission for Rage to make those descions!?

Downcast: Umm... Let me think! Thinking... Thinking... YOU JACKASS!!!!!!!!

Firestorm: Oh yeah.

*****commercial*****

( The Natural Disasters music hit as Glacier and Iceberg come out with Colby and are exited as the crowd boos them. THe music stops as Blaque and Black come out and now the crowd is on there feet. They get in the ring and are quickly attacked by Glacier abd Iceberg.)

ding ding ding

RS: And here we go starting this match up and The Natural Disters begin to attack Blaque and Blue. Look at Glacier and Iceberg go. They are just beating the hell out of Blaque and Blue. Blue starts to fight back on Iceberg and charges Iceberg and what a move by Iceberg! Iceberg sent Blue over the ropes and on the hard ground below!

OJ: Yeah... Go Glacier... Go Iceberg! Go Natural Distasters!

RS: You are a Natural Disaster! And now Iceberg grabs a lifeless Blaque and is holding him for Glacier! Glacier is punching a way at Blaque. And now look what Glacier is doing! He is grabbing some brassknuckles out of his pants! His is about to level Blaque... He missed!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He missed and nailed Iceberg on mistake!!!!!!!!!

OJ: Dammit!!!!! Don't hit your own partner!!!!!! That's just not right... Look out behind you Glacier!!!!!

RS: Blaque is stalking Glacier... Glacier turns around... kick to the mid section. He picks him up for a powerbomb... What's he doing? OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE TURNED THAT POWERBOMB INTO THE BIGGEST FACE BUSTER I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!! AND GLACIER LANDER FACE FIRST INTO ICEBERG'S SNOWBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OJ: ( throwing up) That is nasty... Glacier is sniffing up the wrong tree on that one! Damn... Poor Iceberg! I would be in huge pain... Everyman in America and around the globe will never feel the same way again!

RS: And look at Blaque!!!!!!!! Cover on Iceberg!!!!! 1...2... COLBY!!!!!!!!!! Colby just grabbed the referee!!!!!!! And he just slugged him right in the face!!!!!!! The referee is down... And look at Blue. He has a chair and is just waiting for Colby!!!!!!! Colby turns around and he tastes steel!!!!!!!!!!! Blue just threw Colby in the ring and Blaque is going on the top rope!!!!!! SWANTON BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SWANTON BOMB ON PREZ COLBY!!!!!!!!!!!!

OJ: Colby does not deserve this! I can't wait till report this to the GNL commish!!!!

RS: The commish is the one that made this match... remember, Rage is the commish! And Blaque and Blue don't know what to do! They are standing in the middle of the ring confused... Everybody in the Natural Disasters are down on laying on there back in the ring. AND LOOK WHO IS RUSHING TOWARDS THE RING!!!!!! IT'S RAGE!!!!!!!!

OJ: When Rage comes you know bad things are going to happen!

RS: I would not say that... He wants to referee this match! Blaque picks up Glacier and pushes him towards Blue and a huge chairshot!!!!!!! Man... And now they got Iceberg!!!!! And there is a chair shot to Iceberg!!!! And look who is coming from the crowd!!!!!! It's Tristam!!!!! Cover, 1...2...NO!!!! TRISTAM GRABBED RAGE!!!!! TRISTAM GRABBED RAGE AND PULLED HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!! AND THERE IT IS... THE END ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!!!!!!

OJ: (laughing) That's just great! Now look at this match... Look at Blaque and Blue. They are chasing Tristam... Tristam runs and leaves threw the crowd! Blaque and Blue have again been robbed of the GNL Tag Team Titles! And this is all allowed!

RS: Look... It's another referee!!!!!! It's Eric Bischoff is our last referee!!!!! He is in the ring and Blaque and Blue slide into the ring and make the cover!!!!!! We got a double cover here!!!!!! 1...2... DOUBLE KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOUBLE KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE MATCH CONINUES!!!!!!!!!!

OJ: I am telling you... The advantage is all Glacier and Iceberg now! It's over! They can win this thing!

RS: You might be right... Blue startes to throw punches at Iceberg and he clothesline him over the ropes and he goes with him! It's now just Blaque and Glacier in the middle of the ring battling eachother! Blaque is pounding away and he knockes Glacier on his ass... He grabs the chair on the ground! Here it comes!!!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!! COLBY GRABBED THE CHAIR... AND A SHOT TO THE HEAD OF BLAQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OJ: Blaque is blacked out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RS: Shut up!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe this... No, cover! 1...2...3 and NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT BY BLAQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS MATCH HAS BEEN AMAZING!!!!!!!! Glacier picks up Blaque and sets him up for the Meltdown... Blaque get's away!!!!!! DDT ON THE CHAIR!!!!!!! DDT ON THE CHAIR!!!!!!!! THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING EITHER WAY!!!!!!!! But look at Colby... He is kicking Blaque on the ground!!!!!! Heartless man... A heartless heartless man!

OJ: Oh well... You do what you do to win!

RS: That maybe true but this is going to far... And look on the outside, Blade just knocked Iceberg into the audience! Blue is going under the ring! He has a rope!? What is Blue going to do? Well he is in the ring and is behind Colby... Colby turns around and is hit by a Blue Cutter!!!!!! He just knocked him out with a Blue Cutter!!!!!! Blue has Colby and he is hog tying him!!!!!!!!! Colby is being hog tied!!!!!!!!!! Glacier is up and is out of the ring... He just grabbed some kind of bag!

OJ: Weed? Here? Now? He is crazy!

RS: Shut up... That's powder! And he is in the ring! Blue has finished the hog tie! Glacier!!!!! POWDER TO THE EYES OF BLUE!!!!!! AND HE HIT THE REFEREE WITH IT TO! THERE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!! THE MELTDOWN!!!!!!! NO REFEREE!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!! WHERE IS CHYNA!?

OJ: Yeah! Chyna should be out here but she is scared of her boyfriend Panther! The CEO of the NFWA!

RS: Yeah... I know a lot about that. But look at Rage, he is getting up. He is moving! And Glacier is upset... And Blaque climbs the top rope. Rage is in the ring now... Glacier with the cover!!!!!! 1...2... SENTON BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COVER BY BLAQUE!!!!!! 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!! THERE IT IS!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW TAG CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ding ding ding

OJ: Damn him! This is a horrible night!

RS: A great night in my view!

*******commercial*******

( camera fades backstage as you Firestorm and everybody.)

Downcast: ( eating boiled peanuts) What a great but confusing match... Very confusing.

Firestorm: Who the hell does Rage think he is!?

Downcast: Hey! Rage did nothing to you! What's your problem!?

Firestorm: Hey... Rage is just a pest! We need to fire him!

Downcast: For what!? He did a great job out there! There would be no reason to fire him!

Blade: Rage wasn't that great.

Downcast: What are you talking about!? Rage has done his job, that last match was good because of Rage! Not Firestorm, not Blade, and we know for a fact it was not because that little bitch J-Dogg!

J-Dogg: Hey... You have a problem with me? Let's go right now!

Downcast: Ok... Let's go!

Blade: ( gets in between Downcast and J-Dogg) Hey... Let's stop this! Right now!

Downcast: Yeah, well I am gone!

Firestorm: ( Downcast walks out the door) Good... We don't need you! Now get out of here! Ha! I told him!

******* Commercial*******

( The crowd is silent as " Southern Hospitaly " blasts over the PA system and Staks comes out holding is new Toughman Title! But when Staks get's on the ramp way he is attacked by Freak.)

RS: Hear we go! Man, Freak has planned two sneak attacks in the last week! I don't believe it! And Freak just superkicked Stacks to the ground. Freak grabs the Toughman Title and is waiting for Stacks to get up! He leveled him!!!!!!!!!!

OJ: Freak is a mastermind of the sneak attack! And Stacks is out! 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...(staks starts to get up)...8... He is up! Staks is up! And Freak just jumps him quicky! Freak has Staks and he is about to throw him off the stage! He whips him but no... Staks counters with a short arm clothesline!

RS: WOW! Staks will not give it up! Now they are both down laying on the steel. 1...2...3...4...(Staks get's up)...5...( Freak get's up) Staks throws a punch, BLOCKED! Freak throws a punch, BLOCKED! Staks throws a punch, lands it, and another one, and another one... And Freak is on the edge and is about to fall off!!!!!!!! One more punch ought to do it! Staks swings! BLOCKED! Freak Punches back... And now Freak goes to work on Staks!

OJ: This match is good... Great!

RS: And Staks in dazzled! Freak kicks him in the mid section. He set's up for a powerbomb! Wait... slips away! Staks with a punch...Freak is about to fall! Staks with another punch! Can Freak hang on!? Staks with another! Freak is on the edge! Staks charges Freak! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T BELIVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STAKS JUST SPEARED FREAK OFF THE EDGE OF THE RAMP AND BOTH MEN WENT FLYING DOWN BELOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY BOTH MEN GO CRASHING DOWN BELOW FALLLING 18 FEET FROM THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OJ: Staks ended his own career!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RS: The referee makes the count... 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!!!!!!!! We got a ten count. And both men are NOT moving!

ding ding ding

RS: Who won? Who is the Toughman Champion? What's going on here?

OJ: I don't know... I think it's Freak... Or maybe it's Staks.

RS: Umm... I don't know.

( All of a sudden " Playa Hate " blasts over the PA system and Downcast walks out and the crowd erupts! Downcast begins to speak.)

Downcast: Great match! Bravo! Staks has killed himself! And Freak to! Oh well... Let's see here. Both men are out cold. What can we do?

RS: That's a good question.

Downcast: (laughing) Well... As of right now the Toughman Title will now be vacent! The title will be decided next week in a rematch on what we saw right here tonight. Next week Freak and Staks will go one on one more time to deturmine an UNDISPUTED GNL Toughman Champion!(crowd pops) Now... YOUR BOOKER HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RS: Wow! After a great match we get to see it one more time next week! The Toughman Title is vacent! I am shocked!

******** Commercial********

( Backstage Firestorm is furious! Throwing tables around and throws the TV against the wall and breaks it.)

Firestorm: Who the hell does he think he is!? He made MY TOUGHMAN TITLE VACENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blade: Well only till next week. It had to be done... I mean who won anyway?

Firestorm: Well... Umm... Hey! I get it now! You are on Rage and Downcast side!

J-Dogg: Damn traitor! Why!?

Blade: There are no sides! What the hell is wrong with you guys!? I am with Blade! Not there side or yours. Personally... I think you are going on a power trip!

Firestorm: Don't turn your back on me! Look at me! We are the CEO's of the GNL! You will do what we say when we say it! You want to rebel like Downcast and Rage go ahead!

Blade: What do you mean rebel? They have done nothing! So stop the whining!( sits down)

J-Dogg: That's right! Sit down... We got stuff to do!

Blade: Like what!?

J-Dogg: Well! I got to umm... You know... ah... GET A NEW TV! So there!

Blade: So go on ahead! Like I care!

Firestorm: ( uses Cell Phone) Hello... Umm... Hi we need a new TV monitor in my office stat! Quick before you are fired!

Blade: Oh brother.

( camera to another lockerroom where Downcast and Rage are backstage together as Nikki Cox walks in.)

Nikki: Hi... I was just wondering, what are you guys doing together?

Downcast: What do you mean?

Nikki: Well... For some odd reason people think you guys are in cahoots.

Rage: (laughs) Nikki... Please. We are nothing but good friends... And we are NOT in cahoots.

Downcast: And tell Firestorm that his new TV should come in soon!

Rage: (laughing) Yeah! We MIGHT be hear if he is not hear... I mean this is OUR SHOW!(crowd pops)

Nikki: Okay... Thank you guys. Later!

Downcast: Lata.

RS: Well... Lot's of things going on around hear, what is going to happen next?

OJ: Well... I know that the GNL will have a match next for the Intercontinal Title in a FIRST BROKEN BONES MATCH!

RS: Does not sound good but okay... Let's go to the ring!

( The crowd is chanting as Brad Blitz's music hits and Brad Blitz runs out with his Intercontinal Title holding it in the air. Blitz sits in the ring as pyro shoots up from the corner and then Reaver comes out a lot more calm. He get's in the ring slowly and Alan Cooper call for the bell.)

ding ding ding

RS: Here we go and both men stare eachother down. They lock up and Blitz puts Reaver in a headlock and Reaver pushes him into the ropes and Blitz runs right into the seven foot Reaver and hits the ground hard! Blitz rolls out of the ring.

OJ: Man... He looked like he ran into a wall! Can anybody get the license plate number for that hummer!?

RS: Yeah... That's pretty much what Blitz is thinking. And Blitz is under the ring, he is grabbing somethings under there and throwing them in the ring. He tossed in chairs, trash cans! Here are some crutches and kendo sticks... He has WOOD! Reaver is looking at Blitz and knodes. They are doing something together!? They are setting up tables around the ring! There are tables around the whole ring! And there are some in the ring! Reaver just threw in a ladder! And Blitz threw in a kitchen sink!

OJ: What the hell!? A kitchen sink!? Well... I guess you can't use that expression in this match!

RS: Yeah... Tell me about it! There are weapons all over the ring and the crowd is cheering there brains out! They are loving it. Reaver and Blitz once again lock up and look who is coming ring side! It's Firestorm, Blade(blade seems upset), and J-Dogg. Blitz drop kicks Reaver in the knee and Reaver goes down. Blitz is lookin at Firestorm and everybody and he is wondering what is going on. Look out Blitz! Reaver is got that LADDER! Oh man! Ladder to the face of Blitz! Blitz has been busted open! Blitz goes to the outside and starts to crawl under the ring! Reaver wants to know if he broke anything but the referee can't check! Reaver grabs Cooper and just did his move HELL!!!!!!! Cooper is out!!!!!!!

OJ: Popcorn!!!!! I need popcorn!!!!!!!!

RS: Hear comes Downcast and Rage with some guy with a mask on! Who is that!? Firestorm and J-Dogg stop them but Rage pushes down J-Dogg! Rage just pushed down J-Dogg! And the man with the mask get's in the ring with a referee shirt. Reaver goes to the outside and grabs Blitz and he just sprayed Reaver with a Fire Extingwisher!!!!!!! Right in the eyes!!!!! And a chair shot the busted Reaver wide open!!!!!! Referee says nothing is broken! Blitz get's Reaver in the ring and Blitz follows him... He swings him into the rope and Reaver comes back with ahuge clothesline!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!

OJ: Where is that Popcorn guy!?

RS: And on the outside a fight has broken loose! Downcast and Rage are attacking Firestorma and J-Dogg!!!!! We hae a brawl out here!!!!!! All hell has broken loose! And here in the ring Reaver has a ladder and just wedged it against the angkle of Brad Blitz! Reaver has a chair and his hitting the ladder!!!!!!!!!! I THINK I AM HEARING A SNAP!!!!!!! BUT THE MYSTERIOUS REFEREE SAYS NO!!!!! Reaver is pissed! Reaver is going upstairs! What is he doing!?

OJ: I really don't know!

RS: You don't that he would sacrifice himself for the title do you!? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S OVER!!!!!!!! BLITZ IS OUT!!!!!!!!! REAVER DID A SPLASH TO THE LADDER AND THE LADDER HAD BLITZ'S ANKLE!!!!!!!!!!! THE REFEREE SAYS IT'S BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!!

OJ: Oh my god! There is the popcorn guy!

ding ding ding

RS: Amazing! And look at the outside! Downcast is taking it to J-Dogg! Payback is a bitch! Or as Downcast would say! BEEYACH!!!!!

OJ: ( eating popcorn) Don't touch him!

RS: Shut up! He deserves it... And look at Firestorm, he just tossed Rage into the steel steps. He is going in the ring and the mysterious guy does not even know what's going on! Turn around guy! Firestorm grabs him... He pulls the mask off!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S CHYNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHYNA!!!!!!!!!!! CHYNA WAS HEAR AFTER PANTHER SAID NOT TO BE HEAR AT FNS ON THAT NFWA SHOW!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Firestorm grabs Chyan... kicks her in the mid section... Firestorm would not PowerBomb her threw table! NO!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH NO!!!!!!!!!! FIRESTORM POWERBOMBED HER THREW THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!

OJ: I can't believe this... That's a damn shame! They barely give you any popcorn in these bags!

RS: This is bad... And outside Downcast hooks J-Dogg! TOTAL DISPEAR!!!!!! Total Dispear on the Co- CEO!!!!! Downcast is going after Firestorm now and Firestorm is running as Downcast chases after. I am sorry! We got to go! I am Rosie Sanchez and that's Orlando Jones! See you next week!!!!!!!