Cameron Cade: What is that all about!?
Chase Cassidy: What are you talking about?
Cameron Cade: Don’t even tell me you didn’t seen Chyna grinning...
Chase Cassidy: No, I saw her alright. Is it illegal to smile now?
Cameron Cade: No...it’s just the way she did it. Nevermind, maybe I’m digging too deep at...
Chase Cassidy: At what?
Cameron Cade: At...something, I don’t know, nevermind.
*¤* “GONG, GONG” the lights dim and smoke fills the arena. The Undertaker walks out on stage to his eerie music and tons of boos from the fans. He makes his way to the ring slowly then ascends to the top step on the stairs. He raises his arms up slowly as smoke comes out from all around him. When he is done with his pre-match ritual he gets in the ring.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Nash may be able to talk the talk, but can he walk the walk?
Cameron Cade: I’m sure he can.
Chase Cassidy: Well right there in the ring is my pick for this match, the one and only UNDERTAKER! His music gives me goose bumps.
*¤* “OWWWWWWW” a wolf howling is heard then Kevin Nash’s music begins. He walks out onto the stage to a huge ovation. He walks to the edge of the stage and hoists one arm into the air for the fans. Nash walks down to the ring grinning at the Undertaker the whole way. He uses the top rope to pull himself onto the ring apron, then steps over the top rope into the ring. The match starts off with both men going for a collar and elbow tie up. Right before they grapple then Undertaker kicks Nash in the stomach then knocks him down with a punch to the head. Nash gets right back up and the Undertaker knocks him down again. Nash gets up once again. The Undertaker whips him into the ropes and goes for a big boot. Nash ducks and bounces off the other side of ropes. The Undertaker turns around and Nash nails him with a big boot. He goes for the cover.*¤*
Cameron Cade: ONE! TWO! The Undertaker kicks out right after two.
Chase Cassidy: You bet he did!
*¤* The Undertaker and Nash get up. The Undertaker whips Nash toward the corner but Nash counters sending Taker into the turnbuckles. Nash walks over to the corner grinning and sizes the Undertaker up. He hits three elbows in the corner then follows it up with two knees to the stomach. Nash whips the Undertaker into the opposite corner. He charges at him and nails the Undertaker with a knee to the stomach, doubling Taker over. The Undertaker rolls to the outside and begins to walk out.*¤*
Cameron Cade: What is this? The Undertaker is leaving! What a coward!
Chase Cassidy: Go say that to his face, oh wait, I know you wont. I’ll just have to tell him you’re badmouthing him after the show.
*¤* The referee starts the ten count but the Undertaker continues to head up the ramp. At eight Kevin Nash gets out of the ring and runs toward the Undertaker. The Undertaker turns around and clobbers Nash with a clothesline. Nash falls down hard on the steel ramp. The Undertaker gets on his knees and starts choking the Nash with his eyes rolling back in his head. The referee gets out of the ring and runs to stop the choking. He yells at the Undertaker and finally the Undertaker lets go. Taker heads toward the ring as the referee checks on Nash. Nash gets up and makes his way into the ring. The Undertaker nails him with a couple of upper cuts. Nash hits a knee to the stomach then knocks the Undertaker down with a russian legsweep. He gets back up, bounces off the ropes, and goes for an elbow drop but Taker moves. Taker and Nash get up at the same time and exchange punches. The Undertaker whips Nash into the corner. He grabs Nash’s arm and twists it. Then he climbs to the top turnbuckle, walks across the ropes, and hits Nash’s twisted arm.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Now there is an Undertaker classic!
*¤* The Undertaker whips Nash off the ropes once again and clamps onto him for a chokeslam. Nash escapes and goes behind the Undertaker. Nash lifts him high in the air and throws him down with a half nelson slam. Nash pulls the Undertaker up by his hair and punches him a few times. Then he positions Taker for a powerbomb. Taker manages to squirm close to the ropes. He lifts Nash up and back body drops him over the top rope to the outside. The Undertaker steps through the ropes then pulls a steel chair out from under the ring. Nash is on his hands and knees by now. The Undertaker goes to hit Nash with the chair, but the referee grabs it from him. Taker turns around to argue with the referee and Nash grapples him from behind. The Undertaker swiftly kicks Nash where it counts without the referee noticing.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Low blow by the Undertaker! Come on, that’s not right.
Chase Cassidy: The referee can’t call what he can’t see Cade.
Cameron Cade: I know, you’ve told me plenty of times.
Chase Cassidy: Well, you obviously need to be told a lot of times because you still complain about it!
*¤* Nash doubles over in pain. While the ref is trying to put the chair away, the Undertaker grabs Nash by the hair and slams him backward into the crowd control barrier.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: The back of Nash’s head just bounced off that barrier!
Cameron Cade: Good thing that was BEHIND THE REF’S BACK because the Undertaker could have gotten himself disqualified.
Chase Cassidy: Yeah, but the Undertaker is a veteran. He knows what he’s doing. He wouldn’t be a four time OCW World Champion if he didn’t.
*¤* The Undertaker rolls Nash back in the ring and makes the cover. 1...2...Nash barely kicks out! The Undertaker argues with the referee as he chokes Nash with his leg, the referee can’t see it. The Undertaker stands up and pulls Nash up. He bounces off the ropes and goes for a big boot but Nash ducks. The Undertaker turns around and Nash picks him up then drops him down with a sidewalk slam. Nash stands up and signals for the Jacknife powerbomb, the crowd goes nuts. The Undertaker gets up and Nash shoves him into powerbomb position. Nash picks the Undertaker up, holds him there for a second, then slams him down with all his might. The Undertaker goes through the mat!*¤*
Cameron Cade: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOOOOOOD!!!!
Chase Cassidy: Good god what just happened!?
Cameron Cade: Nash just jacknifed the Undertaker back to hell! That’s what happened! Pin him Nash!!
*¤* Kevin Nash and the referee are just as astonished as the announcers are. Nash goes to pull out of the hole and gets a strange look on his face. The cameras get a good look at the hole, and the Undertaker is not there!*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Where is the Undertaker!?
Cameron Cade: What the hell!? What is going on here!?
*¤* Nash and the referee go to the outside and look under the ring. A few ring technicians come out and actually under the ring. A few moments later they come out but couldn’t find the Undertaker. Everyone is confused.*¤*
Cameron Cade: The Undertaker has disappeared!!
Chase Cassidy: How!? There is no way he could have gotten out of here without us seeing him!
Cameron Cade: He has disappeared! The Undertaker is gone!
Chase Cassidy: Yes, we know. Calm down tonto.
Cameron Cade: What are they going to do now?
*¤* The referee yells something at the bell ringer and he rings the bell. The referee holds Kevin Nash’s arm up and the ring announcer announces him as the winner.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: What!? You can’t do that! The Undertaker is gone! There is no winner!
Cameron Cade: I guess he won by count out...the Undertaker is gone...where did he go to!?
Chase Cassidy: How would I know!?
Cameron Cade: IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION CHASE! Jesus...
Chase Cassidy: HISS! Well guess what!
Cameron Cade: What?
Chase Cassidy: We've got to go to the back...hopefully the ring technicians will get that hole fixed quickly...
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