Cameron Cade: This next match is sure to be a show stealer. I guess it all began at OCW Beyond Belief and it's had a nose dive since then...the Hardys' relationship that is.
Chase Cassidy: Well it's not Jeff's fault that his brother is inconsiderate!
Cameron Cade: But his brother isn't inconsiderate! Jeff just lost him temper and jumped down Matt's throat before Matt could explain his reasoning.
Chase Cassidy: Jeff only did what a normal person would do. He got mad, and Matt deserved what he got, and really deserves what he's going to get tonight in this special double tables match! Woohoo!
*¤* "Hell Bound" by Pantera plays and out comes Jeff Hardy with a very angry look on his face. The fans boo him all the way down the ramp. He slides in the ring, jumps to the middle turnbuckle and poses while the fans continue to boo him.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: I can't believe these people here. They need to respect great athletes like Jeff Hardy. What is wrong with them?
Cameron Cade: They'll give him respect when he deserves it.
Chase Cassidy: He deserves it now, you obviously don't know what you're talking about Bucko.
Cameron Cade: Don't call me bucko!
Chase Cassidy: I'll call you bucko if I want to call you bucko, bucko.
*¤* Matt Hardy's music plays and the fans go nuts. Matt comes out dragging and table behind him. He sets it up on the stage and hops on top of it. He stands on the table and does the "guns" as the fans cheer. Jeff Hardy steps through the ropes and begins to go towards Matt. Matt jumps from the table and runs at Jeff meeting him halfway down the ramp. The action turns into a complete brawl with the two battling down the ramp. Matt whips Jeff into the steel steps but Jeff jumps up onto them. He springs backward with a corkscrew moonsault knocking Matt down. Jeff lifts up the ring apron and pulls out a table. He sets it up near the ring apron, then pulls another table out and sets it up right behind the other one. Matt gets up and Jeff rolls him in the ring. Jeff whips Matt off the ropes. He swings at him but Matt ducks. Jeff turns around and Matt clobbers him with a clothesline. Matt bounces off the ropes and hits a running leg drop on Jeff. Matt goes over to the side of the ring nearest the two tables and points at them, the fans going nuts. Jeff gets up and Matt kicks him in the gut. Matt whips Jeff into the ropes. Jeff comes running back and Matt tosses him up and over the top rope with a back body drop. Jeff flies over the first table and looks as if he'll go through the second. He hits the edge of the table with his upper back and neck and the table flips, but doesn't break. The fans boo.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Oh, so close! I thought this match was going to be over already, but Jeff didn't break either of those tables!
Chase Cassidy: Yeah, but he hit that second one with his neck and he landed hard on the floor, ouch!
Cameron Cade: Jeff may have a disadvantage for the rest of the match, he's favoring his neck already, but so be it.
Chase Cassidy: So be it!? What kind of a heartless being are you!?
Cameron Cade: Well you said earlier that Matt deserves what he gets, I think Jeff deserves what he gets for being an impatient and bull headed brother.
*¤* Matt climbs through the ropes to the outside as Jeff gets up. He positions the table that Jeff knocked over near the crowd control barrier. Jeff punches Matt in the face a couple of times, then clotheslines him on the concrete. Jeff takes the other table and folds the legs back under it. He props it up against the ring steps. Matt gets up and runs at Jeff. Jeff uses Matt's own momentum against him and hiptosses him onto the propped up table. The table doesn't break, but Matt lands on his head on the floor.*¤*
Cameron Cade: OH MY GOD!
Chase Cassidy: No! That table was supposed to break!
Cameron Cade: Matt Hardy landed on his head! He may have a concussion!
Chase Cassidy: Oh yeah, poor him. Sniffle, sniffle, tears, tears.
Cameron Cade: Don't get smart with me.
*¤* Jeff pulls Matt up off the floor and puts him on the table Matt had previously set up near the barrier. Jeff goes to the next side of the ring, jumps up and runs along the barricade. When he gets near Matt he jumps off and flips in the air. He lands on Matt smashing him through the table with a senton!*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Woohoo!
Cameron Cade: Jeff Hardy is now ahead...
Chase Cassidy: One down, one to go! I think Jeff Hardy has this won already!
Cameron Cade: I don't know about that...
*¤* Jeff slowly gets to his feet. He looks under the ring and pulls out another table. He slides it into the ring and rolls in. Matt gets to his feet on the outside as Jeff props the table up in the corner of the ring. Matt gets in the ring and Jeff pounces on him. Jeff lays the boots into Matt. Matt squirms over to the corner of the ring where he attempts to get up. Jeff won't let him get to his feet. Jeff stomps Matt right back down then puts his foot under Matt's chin and begins to choke him. The referee counts to five and yells at Jeff but Jeff won't stop choking Matt. Matt is turning red as the referee continues to yell at Jeff. Right before Matt passes out the referee kicks Jeff's foot away letting Matt get some oxygen. Jeff then yells at the ref. The two argue for a second then Jeff flicks the ref off and goes back to choking Matt. Once again the referee pulls Jeff off of Matt, but this time Jeff shoves the referee down!*¤*
Cameron Cade: That was uncalled for! Jeff just knocked the referee out!
Chase Cassidy: The referee was getting on him, he had to get him off somehow.
Cameron Cade: The referee had to stop Jeff before his brother passed out!
Chase Cassidy: Referees should never touch the superstars, regardless of the situation.
Cameron Cade: Well I for one am glad the referee stepped in, but now look how he is repayed...Jeff Hardy is a jerk, plain and simple.
Chase Cassidy: I think Jeff knows what's best for himself, something that referee should look into. Who hired him in the first place!? What a moron!
Cameron Cade: My guess I Cyrus hired him. So Cyrus is a moron?
Chase Cassidy: Oh, um...uh...what are you talking about!? Don't call Cyrus a moron, you...moron you!
*¤* Matt gets to his feet and runs at Jeff. Jeff ducks a clothesline. Matt turns around and Jeff hits a running tornado ddt on Matt through the table that was propped up in the corner! Jeff Hardy celebrates in victory.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Yay! Jeff just put Matt through his second table! Two to zero, Jeff Hardy!
Cameron Cade: Jeff's earlier actions have caught up with him already...
Chase Cassidy: What are you talking about Cade? Jeff won!
Cameron Cade: Not yet he didn't, he knocked the referee down! The ref is just getting up, he didn't see a thing! Haha!
Chase Cassidy: What!? No fair! What a scam! Jeff has just been robbed! That referee is ruining the whole match!
Cameron Cade: Jeff screwed Jeff!
*¤* Matt lays in a pile of table pieces as Jeff starts to yell at the referee. Jeff grabs him by the shirt and the referee tells him he didn't see Matt get put through the table. Jeff is furious. He flicks the referee off, pulls Matt up, takes him to the other side of the ring, and throws him to the outside. Jeff follows and immediately goes to the table propped up against the steel steps from earlier. He pulls it down and drags it toward the ramp. Instead of going up it, Jeff walks beside the ramp, pulling the table behind him. He reaches the open area near/below the stage and sets the table up. He looks around for a minute, then disappears under the stage. The cameras cut back to Matt Hardy who is pulling himself out of the table scraps. The referee tells him where Jeff went and Matt decides to walk up the ramp. He gets to the top of the ramp as Jeff is pulling another table out from under the ramp. Jeff doesn't see Matt as he leaps off the ramp and nails Jeff in the back of the head with a clothesline.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Both men are down! What were Jeff's plans with those tables?
Chase Cassidy: My guess is he wanted to put Matt through them...
Cameron Cade: Gee, thanks Matlock.
Chase Cassidy: Anytime Watson.
Cameron Cade: Watson was with SHERlock, not MATlock.
Chase Cassidy: And your point would be...what exactly?
Cameron Cade: (sigh) It's useless...
*¤* Matt gets up before Jeff. He grabs Jeff's table, pulls the legs out, lifts it up, and places it on top of the other table Jeff had set up. He turns around and Jeff has disappeared!*¤*
Cameron Cade: Where did Jeff go!?
Chase Cassidy: Why are you asking me!? Even if I did know, I wouldn't tell you of all people.
*¤* Matt walks toward the stage. The outline of the end of a ladder appears in the stage curtains but by the time Matt sees it it's too late. The ladder nails Matt right in the head. Jeff pushes the curtains back and brings the ladder all the way out. He props the ladder up against the stage and pulls Matt to his feet. He whips Matt toward the ladder. Matt jumps up to the third rung and starts climbing up toward the stage. Jeff grabs the bottom of the ladder and pushes it to his left, toward the ramp! Matt doesn't have enough time to get onto the stage and he goes over with the ladder. The side of the ladder hits the side of the ramp and Matt tumbles onto the ramp hard as the ladder falls to the floor.*¤*
Cameron Cade: OH MY GOOD GOD! DID YOU SEE THAT!?
Chase Cassidy: Jeff Hardy is so quick! Matt is out!
Cameron Cade: I think his head bounced off the steel ramp! He hit really hard! That has to be a twelve foot ladder!
Chase Cassidy: Looks like it'll be even easier for Jeff to pull of this victory now! Smart move by Jeff if you ask me.
Cameron Cade: Matt is not moving!
*¤* Jeff Hardy pulls the ladder up and props it up against the stage once again. He slowly climbs up the ladder onto the stage. He stares at his brother's fallen body and laughs. Matt rolls over as Jeff pulls the ladder up onto the stage.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Oh my god! Matt Hardy is moving! Can you believe that!?
Chase Cassidy: No, I can't believe that nor do I want to!
Cameron Cade: I can't believe he's moving after that nasty fall!
Chase Cassidy: I don't think Jeff can believe it either.
*¤* Jeff opens the ladder and starts climbing as Matt uses the referee to pull himself up. Jeff is a few rungs from the top. Matt stumbles up the rest of the way up the ramp and toward the ladder. Matt grabs the ladder and shakes it a little. Jeff almost falls but regains his balance. He steps down a rung and kicks Matt in the head. Matt stumbles backward and Jeff jumps off the ladder toward him. Jeff lands on Matt's shoulders, twists, and flips Matt over on the stage with a flying hurricanrana!*¤*
Chase Cassidy: WOW! What a move by Jeff! Admit it Cade, ADMIT IT! That was "spectacular" as you would say!
Cameron Cade: I'll admit it, that was a fantastic move. Jeff Hardy is talented...even if he is a jerk.
*¤* Jeff pulls Matt's limp body by the arm closer to the ladder. Jeff looks up at the top of the ladder, walks over to it, and begins to climb. Slowly, but surely, he reaches the top of the ladder...*¤*
Cameron Cade: OH NO! HE WOULDN'T!
Chase Cassidy: I'm afraid to say...HE WOULD! And he's going to!
Cameron Cade: Please don't tell me Jeff Hardy is looking for the swanton bomb off that twelve foot ladder onto the steel stage!
Chase Cassidy: Okay, I won't
*¤* Jeff Hardy is about to go for the Swanton Bomb but Matt Hardy musters up enough strength and throws himself at the ladder. The ladder tips over and Jeff falls onto the top of the entry way! The ladder then falls to the left toward Matt, but Matt rolls out of the way. Jeff Hardy doesn't know how to get down. Finally Matt gets back to his feet and pulls the ladder up. He sets it up close to where Jeff is so Jeff can get down. Jeff hops onto the ladder while Matt goes backstage. Jeff is standing near the top of the ladder when Matt comes out with a steel chair! Matt starts to climb up the ladder with the chair on the same side that Jeff is. When he gets close enough, he swings it at Jeff. Jeff climbs up and over the top of the ladder to the other side so Matt can't get to him. Jeff starts to climb down the ladder but Matt jumps off and quickly gets to the side of the ladder that Jeff is on. Jeff doesn't have enough time to react and Matt grabs Jeff by the pants. Matt pulls Jeff off the ladder onto his shoulders and powerbombs him off the stage! Jeff goes flying down off the ladder off the stage and crashes through both tables below the stage!! The referee calls for the bell and the fans go crazy!!*¤*
Cameron Cade: OH MY GOD!
Chase Cassidy: Poor Jeff! That had to be a twenty foot fall through those damn tables!!
Cameron Cade: Matt gets the better of Jeff this time and wins the double tables match! And what a match that was!
Chase Cassidy: This is not fair! Jeff needed to win this match so Matt would come to his senses!
Cameron Cade: I'm hoping that Jeff comes to his senses after this match so we don't have to see another match like this...although I have a feeling this isn't over yet...
Chase Cassidy: It isn't over yet...you think Jeff Hardy wants to end it with him losing? I highly doubt it! Yeah right, Jeff has plenty more punishment to dish out on another night...
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