¤Mike Awesome and Shane Douglas’ tag team music blares through the loud speakers. Mike Awesome comes out on stage to a majority of boos. He looks extremely angry and ignores the fans on his way to the ring. He’s all business tonight as he gets in the ring awaiting his opponents.¤
Cameron Cade: Well this match could possibly be the most interesting of the night...
Chase Cassidy: Yeah, ever since they lost the Tag Team titles to Kurt Angle and Regal, they’ve been blaming each other for their mishaps.
Cameron Cade: They also lost their rematch for the Tag Titles in which Douglas got pinned and Awesome blamed him for the loss. There’s been a lot of miscommunication between these two, who used to be a tremendous Tag Team.
Chase Cassidy: And then nosey Scott Hall had to put his two cents in and that only brought him into this, making it a three way match.
Cameron Cade: You’ve got it all wrong Chase, as usual. Scott Hall was only trying to help. He was trying to keep Douglas and Awesome together for their sake as well as the Corporation’s sake.
Chase Cassidy: Oh yeah...sure...and the “peacemaker” got what he deserved for butting into their business!
Cameron Cade: I don’t know about that, but Douglas and Awesome both turned on Hall, who was only trying to help, and they attacked him.
¤Once again, the tag team music of Awesome and Douglas plays again. This time Shane Douglas walks out to many boos, just like his former partner Mike Awesome got. Awesome flicks him off from the ring and Douglas becomes furious. He charges down to the ring and slides in, only to get stomped on by Mike Awesome.¤
Cameron Cade: Things are getting started here already!
Chase Cassidy: No, guys, knock it off! You need to take out Scott Hall and he’s not even out here yet!
¤”OOOOoooooowww!” The call of the wolf signifies the coming of the Outsiders. Or in this case, just one of them. Scott Hall walks out onto the stage to a huge ovation. He smiles watching Douglas and Awesome punching each other in the ring.¤
Chase Cassidy: Look at Hall! What a chicken! He’s afraid to get in the ring with Awesome and Douglas! Just look!
Cameron Cade: I think Hall is just being the smartest of the three. Why go down to the ring as fast as you can, when you can watch the other two beat the hell out of each other!?
Chase Cassidy: Right...CHICKEN! BWOCK bwock bwock bwock BWOOOOCK!
Cameron Cade: Oh really Chase? I don’t know about that...you think we should protest!?
Chase Cassidy: Huh?
Cameron Cade: Nevermind...uh oh...Scott Hall has something to say...
¤Scott Hall pulls a microphone out of his vest as Douglas suplexes Awesome and stomps on him.¤
Scott Hall: ...HEY YO...
¤Crowd pops!¤
Cameron Cade: Listen to that ovation Chase!
Chase Cassidy: Scott Hall: It’s survey tiiiiime! That’s right...who here....wants to see me and my studly self...go down there...and kick both those morons’ asses!?
¤The crowd goes nuts!¤ Scott Hall: ...I’ll take that...AS A YES!
¤Hall drops the microphone with a thud and runs down the ramp. He slides into the ring and Douglas runs at him. Hall knocks him down with a clothesline. He gets back up and Hall knocks him down once again with a clothesline. Mike Awesome runs at Hall and Hall catches him with a few rights backing him into the ropes. He whips Awesome off the ropes and nails a big back body drop! Shane Douglas gets up and runs at Hall, but Hall tosses him up and over the top rope to the floor! The fans are going crazy!¤ Cameron Cade: Scott Hall is on fire here tonight folks! Look at him go! The fans are loving every minute of it!
Chase Cassidy: What do these fans know? They’re cheering a chicken! A BWOCK BWOCK’n chicken I tell you!
Cameron Cade: You’re the bwock bwocker Chase...
Chase Cassidy: WHATCHU CALL ME WILLIS!?
Cameron Cade: ...Willis...??
Chase Cassidy: Don’t talk to me with that lip son, don’t make me take this belt off!
Cameron Cade: In that case, I’ll shut up...No one deserves to suffer that fate.
¤Mike Awesome hooks Hall from behind and nails a german suplex. Douglas slides a chair into the ring and then gets in. Awesome grabs the chair off the mat and goes to hit Hall with it. Shane grabs the chair from Awesome before he can hit Hall with it. Awesome turns around and yells at Douglas. CRACK! Douglas nails Awesome with a chair to the cranium!¤ Chase Cassidy: Oh no! Now you’ve done it Douglas! You two are a tag team! You’re supposed to work together, not hit each other with chairs!
Cameron Cade: This is a Triple Threat Match Chase...not a handicapped match.
¤Scott Hall double-legs Douglas knocking him down. He grabs Shane’s legs and catapults him headfirst into the top turnbuckle! Hall lays in the clubs to the back of Shane’s head. Mike Awesome picks up the chair and nails Hall on the back with it. Hall falls to his knees in pain and Awesome hits him with it again knocking him all the way to the mat. Mike Awesome sets the chair on top of Hall’s back, and steps through the ropes going to the top turnbuckle. He signals for the Awesome splash, but Douglas saw it coming. He runs at Awesome and pushes him off the top rope. Awesome flies to the outside and nails the guard rail on the way down!¤ Cameron Cade: Ouch! That had to hurt!
Chase Cassidy: This is all wrong! They’re supposed to double team Hall, not try to annihilate each other!
Cameron Cade: Well I guess that’s where their former alliance comes into play. Douglas knew what Awesome was going to do, and thus prevented it.
¤Douglas bounces off the ropes, then jumps into the air landing with his knee driving the chair into Hall’s back. Douglas gets back up and goes for an elbow drop, but Hall moves and Shane elbows the chair! Hall gets up only to get knocked back down by Awesome who pulls his feet out from under him from the outside. Awesome pulls Hall to the outside and hammers him with a couple of rights. He then whips Hall into the steel steps. Hall crashes hard into the steps and Awesome goes to follow it up. He charges at Hall and smashes Hall’s face in between the steps and his knee. Hall limply falls over. Douglas bounces off the ropes and nails a baseball slide into Awesome. Awesome stumbles backward toward the rampway. Shane walks over to Hall and moves him away from the stairs. As Douglas pulls the top part of the steps off the bottom part, Awesome runs at him unwisely. Douglas lifts the stairs and rams them right into Awesome’s head and shoulder. Douglas kicks Awesome in the stomach and pulls him over to the steps where he puts Awesome’s head between his legs. Douglas pulls Awesome up vertically and drops him on his head with a stiff piledriver on the steps!¤ Cameron Cade: Oh my god! This one may be over already! Douglas just drove Awesome’s head onto the steel steps Chase!
Chase Cassidy: I know...I can hardly stand to watch this...what used to be a great tag team...it’s, it’s in shambles and I’m torn up inside!
Cameron Cade: My ass you are!
Chase Cassidy: I am not your ass! Or your donkey for that matter! You will not ride me! Not now, not never, NO!
Cameron Cade: You know what Chase?
Chase Cassidy: What?
Cameron Cade: Sometimes I wonder how many times your mom dropped you on your head when you were a baby...
Chase Cassidy: Don’t you talk about my mom!
Cameron Cade: ANYWAY...Douglas should be going for the cover right now, but he’s not. He could have this match won and he’d be in the Corporation still. Instead, he argues with the fans at ringside. What a brilliant strategy.
Chase Cassidy: I thought so.
Cameron Cade: You would.
Chase Cassidy: I did.
Cameron Cade: I’m glad.
Chase Cassidy: I don’t think you really mean that. I think you’re being insincere! What kind of a friend are you Cade!?
Cameron Cade: Who ever told you I was your friend!?
¤Douglas stops bothering the fans at ringside and turns back around. He finally goes for the cover on Awesome. 1...2...Awesome kicks out after two! Hall gets up and rolls back into the ring. Douglas slides Awesome in and then gets in himself. Hall picks up the chair and swings at Douglas, but Douglas ducks and goes around Hall. Hall turns around and gets belly to belly suplexed by Douglas! Douglas goes for the cover. 1...2...Mike Awesome breaks it up! Douglas gets up furiously and Awesome picks him up and rests him on his shoulder. Awesome runs halfway across the ring and slams him down with a powerslam shades of the British Bulldog. Awesome goes for the cover...1...2...Douglas kicks out. Awesome runs toward Hall who is still laying on the mat. He nails an Awesome splash an goes for the cover on Hall. 1...2...Hall kicks out. Douglas gets up and runs toward Awesome who sidesteps him. Awesome then clotheslines Douglas up and over the top rope. Hall pulls himself to his feet using the ropes. Awesome turns around and kicks Hall in the stomach. Mike sets Scott Hall up for the Awesomebomb. He picks Hall up high in the air, runs across the ring, and slams him into the mat. 1...2...Hall manages to get his foot on the ropes just in time!¤ Cameron Cade: Wow! That was a close one. I was sure that was all she wrote!
¤Shane Douglas rolls back into the ring. Before Awesome tries to attack him, they seem to work something out. Douglas suggests they work together to take Hall out. Awesome agrees and the two go to work, stomping on Hall’s prone body. Douglas pulls Hall up and Awesome signals for another Awesomebomb. He puts Hall into position and picks him up. As he brings Hall down, Shane Douglas nails a neckbreaker! Douglas then holds Hall down as Mike Awesome goes to the top rope. Douglas motions to Awesome to hold on a minute as he grabs the chair that was in the ring.¤ Chase Cassidy: Now this is what I like Cade! This is how a Tag Team should work!
Cameron Cade: Oh come on Chase, this is obviously two on one, when this is a triple threat match! That means everyone for themselves!
Chase Cassidy: I never heard anyone say that any of the two combatants couldn’t double team the other Cade!
Cameron Cade: You wouldn’t even if someone did, you have a little problem...
Chase Cassidy: What’s that!?
Cameron Cade: I believe the medical term for it is SELECTIVE HEARING!
¤Shane Douglas puts the chair on top of Hall’s chest and stomach area. Awesome nods approvingly and smiles. Right as Awesome is about to jump off the top rope, Douglas pulls the chair up and whips it right into Awesome’s face! Awesome turns around trying to keep his balance, but ends up falling, crotching himself anyway!¤ Chase Cassidy: Oh no! You weren’t supposed to do that Shane!
¤Douglas quickly pulls Hall to his feet and nails the Pittsburgh Plunge!¤ Cameron Cade: Oh no, don’t let it end like this!
Chase Cassidy: But Hall can’t possibly have anything left!
Cameron Cade: ONE! TWO!
Chase Cassidy: THR–!
Cameron Cade: NO! I can’t believe it!
¤The fans go wild when Hall amazingly kicks out!¤ Chase Cassidy: How’d he do that!?!?
Cameron Cade: I can’t believe it, Hall still has something left! Douglas can’t believe it either!
¤Douglas gets up and starts pushing the referee around. Hall gets up, turns Douglas around, picks him up, and hits the fall-away slam! Douglas rolls out of the ring as to keep himself from being pinned. Hall sees Awesome trying to get off the top turnbuckle. He takes the chair, runs at Awesome, and nails him in the back with it! Hall, using Awesome’s position to his advantage, hooks Awesome under the arms signaling his finishing maneuver! Hall pulls Awesome off the top turnbuckle and slams him down to the mat with the Outsider’s Edge! 1...2...3! Chase Cassidy: AAAAAAAH!
Cameron Cade: Awesome had tried to regain his balance from the chairshot and turned himself around on the top turnbuckle! Little did he know that it would lead to his downfall! Scott Hall picks up the win here and retains his “right” so to speak to stay in the Corporation! I’m sure Nash and Stephanie are happy after all the trouble Douglas and Awesome have been causing.
Chase Cassidy: But where does this leave them!? Douglas and Awesome are both mad at each other and now neither of them have the Corporation!
Cameron Cade: Yeah, now they have no one to back them up...that’s what they get though.