¤OCW crew members fill the ring with several sorts of weapons for the next match.¤
Cameron Cade: Well this match will be a doozy for sure. Mere words cannot describe the kind of punishment these next wrestlers will put themselves and each other through.
Chase Cassidy: The Deathmatch Title is up for grabs right here...really soon.
Cameron Cade: And you wouldn't guess what kind of match it is...
Chase Cassidy: I have it right here on my sheet for tonight's show! It looks brutal! It's going to be a Double Flaming Table Deathmatch!!
Cameron Cade: Dear god...the Deathmatches here are sick enough...let alone when fire HAS to be part of the outcome!
Chase Cassidy: That's right Cade! The winner must put his opponent through not one...
Cameron Cade: BUT TWO!
Chase Cassidy: FLAMING TABLES! I hope the medics are ready in the back...I have a feeling neither of these wrestlers will walk out on their own two feet.
Cameron Cade: It's just about to begin...
¤The Macho Man's music hits and the OCW Deathmatch Legend walks out in front of the crowd. The fans go crazy for him. He raises his arms in the air and shouts at the fans getting them wound up ever more. He walks down the ramp and gets into the ring which is filled with miscellaneous deathmatch objects.¤
Cameron Cade: The odds on favorite in this matchup, the Macho Man. He's been Deathmatch Champion several times before. He was out awhile after taking a nasty fall requiring months of physical therapy, but he's back and better than ever as we've seen in the past month or so!
Chase Cassidy: We'll just have to see if he can live up to his moniker, the Deathmatch Legend. I think Droz has been the best champion OCW seen in years, and that means I think he can beat the Macho Man in his own match!
Cameron Cade: The flaming table match is the Macho Man's specialty...he's won the championship a couple times using one...we'll just have to wait and see, not taking anything away from Droz though.
Chase Cassidy: You better not, I'll bus' a cap on you.
Cameron Cade: That's nice Chase...
¤"Fighting With Clay" by Days of the New plays and Droz runs out onto stage. The lights dim and as he holds his Deathmatch Title up in the air, green pyro shoot off from the rafters, raining down on the stage. The fans boo and Droz screams obscenities at them.¤
Chase Cassidy: OCW and it's associates would like to reassure the viewing public that the opinions and words expressed by Droz are his, and his alone.
Cameron Cade: Droz has a mouth on him...that's for sure.
¤Droz is weary of Macho Man who smiles at him from the ring. Macho eyes the Deathmatch Championship Belt. Droz taps it and yells something at Macho. Macho just laughs at him.¤
Cameron Cade: You know what they say, right Chase?
Chase Cassidy: What's that?
Cameron Cade: Cooler heads prevail...
Chase Cassidy: Are you saying that Macho Man has more than one head? Well...I suppose if you really think about it--
Cameron Cade: Chase! Get your mind out of the gutter!
Chase Cassidy: WHAT!? It's not my fault you don't specify!
Cameron Cade: You were the one who brought up the "more than one head" thing in the first place trying to start stuff between Macho and I.
Chase Cassidy: Did not!
Cameron Cade: Did so!
Chase Cassidy: Nuh uh!
Cameron Cade: Okay, you're right...
Chase Cassidy: I am?
Cameron Cade: No, I lied.
Chase Cassidy: HEY--
Cameron Cade: So these two are about ready to go at it...looks like they want to rip each other apart!
¤Macho runs with a baseball slide toward Droz, but Droz moves and pulls Macho out of the ring. He whips Macho into the steps, but Macho blocks it. Droz goes for a clothesline. Macho Man ducks and when Droz turns back around, Macho pokes him in the eye and laughs! Droz kicks Macho in the gut and sets him up for a powerbomb. Macho counters with a back body drop and Droz's legs hit the steel steps. Macho looks under the ring for something. He pulls out a wooden frame with glass in it! Droz gets up and Macho brings the glass down around Droz's ears shattering it!¤
Cameron Cade: Oh my god!
Chase Cassidy: Look at Droz's head! I see at least ten cuts from that glass! Ouch!
Cameron Cade: Droz is starting to bleed and we're only a couple minutes into the match!
¤The Macho Man goes for the cover. The referee reminds him that there are no pinfalls in this match. Macho rolls Droz into the ring and pulls out a table. He sets it up next to the ring apron and slides into the ring. Droz is waiting for him though. Droz lifts the Macho Man up and nails a spinebuster into a bed of thumbtacks once Macho has entered the ring. Macho rolls around in pain trying to get the tacks out of his skin. Droz kicks him in the side making him roll over onto his stomach. Droz stomps the Macho Man's head into the thumbtacks over and over again. Droz bounces off the ropes and goes for a legdrop, but Macho moves! Droz drops his leg and butt cheek onto the thumbtacks!¤
Chase Cassidy: Aaah! Ouch! That had to hurt!
Cameron Cade: Of all the places to get thumbtacks stuck...
Chase Cassidy: That would be my last choice! What would you tell the doctor if it got...infected!?
Cameron Cade: You're disgusting Chase! Your mind works in some very strange ways...
¤While Droz picks thumbtacks out of his...rear-end, Macho grabs a chair. With a running start, the Macho Man slams the chair into the back of Droz's blood-stained head. Macho waits a second, then pulls Droz to his feet and maneuvers him onto the ring apron. Macho goes to the top rope, jumps off, and goes for a hurricanrana, but Droz catches him! Droz slams Macho off the ring apron through the table with a powerbomb! Droz then nails an elbow drop and goes for the cover. Once again the referee says that the match cannot be won by pinfall. Droz pulls a table out from under the ring and props it up against the crowd control barrier. He grabs the lighter fluid provided by OCW and squirts it on the table. He pulls a book of matches out of his pocket and proceeds to light the whole book on fire! He throws it against the table igniting it immediately. The Macho Man jumps on the ring apron and leaps toward Droz. Droz quickly moves out of the way and the Macho Man crashes through the flaming table!¤
Chase Cassidy: Woohoo! That's one for Droz!
Cameron Cade: Chase, you know very well that that table break doesn't count! One wrestler must put their opponent through a table with an OFFENSIVE move for it to count.
Chase Cassidy: What!? This is a conspiracy! I am outraged!
Cameron Cade: I bet you are...why don't you tell someone who cares?
Chase Cassidy: *jaw drops* AUH...*sniffle*...you're just a big bully...that's what you are! Hmph!
¤Droz argues with the referee about the same thing Cade and Cassidy were just arguing about. This gives the Macho Man a little bit of time to recover...unfortunately, it wasn't enough. Droz stomps the Macho Man down to the floor right as he was getting to his knees. Droz looks under the ring for something but can't seem to find it. Macho Man grabs a piece of the shattered table and low blows Droz with it! Droz falls to the ground grasping his...genitals and groaning.¤
Cameron Cade: The Macho Man just bought himself some time.
Chase Cassidy: I'll have to hand it to him...that was a smart move. But if he doesn't get back up soon, Droz will get up and he'll still be up the creek without a paddle.
¤Macho crawls over to the ring apron and lifts the skirt up. He grabs something, looks into the audience, and then pulls out a ladder wrapped in barbed wire!! The fans go crazy!¤
Chase Cassidy: Oh no...Droz...get away from that maniac!
Cameron Cade: I don't even want to think about what the Macho Man is going to do with that ladder...which is conveniently covered in barbed wire. This doesn't bode well for Droz, that's for sure.
¤The Macho Man props the dangerous ladder up between the ring apron and the crowd control barrier. He rolls Droz into the ring and follows. They both get to their feet about the same time. Droz throws a few punches, but each and every one is blocked and returned by Macho. Macho whips Droz toward the ropes. Upon rebounding, Droz is hiptossed up over the top rope falling down onto the barbed wire wrapped ladder! The crowd cheers the Macho Man on.¤
Chase Cassidy: Medics! We need medics out here right away! Someone needs to help Droz!
Cameron Cade: Why don't you go help him Chase?
Chase Cassidy: Well I would...under NORMAL circumstances. Right now, I'm too afraid that that lunatic Macho Man would attack me with some sort of sharp object! I don't enjoy impalement Cade!
¤The Macho Man grabs a barbed wire board that is already in the ring, and lifts it up. He drops it, barbed wire side down, onto Droz who is still laying on the propped up ladder. Macho Man goes to the top turnbuckle and leaps off! He comes down splashing Droz between the barbed wire board, which explodes, and the barbed wire covered ladder, which finally gives into the weight and collapses!¤
Chase Cassidy: Oh my Jesus!
Cameron Cade: Dear God!
Chase Cassidy: That's it...it's over...Droz is dead! He doesn't have multiple lives, yet he's been killed twice already!
Cameron Cade: That made no sense whatsoever, but I'll take your word for it...
¤The Macho Man pulls a table out from under the ring and sets it up. He follows the same procedure Droz followed early in lighting the table on fire. Droz punches Macho in the gut and gets him in suplex position, lifting him up and crotching him on the crowd control barrier. Droz grabs a chair from the ring. CRACK! Droz hits Macho with the chair. When the Macho Man doesn't fall off the barricade, Droz climbs up there with him. Droz tries to lift Macho up for a suplex but the Macho Man counters. He pulls Droz up and nails a modified version of his patented move, the Blackout, through the flaming table!¤
Cameron Cade: That's one for the Macho Man! He's well on his way to becoming Deathmatch Champion once again!
Chase Cassidy: This doesn't look good for Droz...but don't count him out...I still have faith that he'll pull through!
¤Macho immediately pulls out another table and slides it into the ring. He rolls Droz in and follows him. Macho props the table up in the corner of the ring and lights it on fire. He bounces Droz off the ropes...but Droz clotheslines the referee! Macho catches Droz and belly to belly suplexes him through the flaming table!¤
Cameron Cade: Oh come on! What was that!? Droz purposely knocked the referee down! This match should be over!
Chase Cassidy: *cough* What can I say? Droz is a thinking-man's wrestler. Don't even try to deny that that wasn't a brilliant idea. Even though poor Droz went through yet another flaming table...
¤Macho Man is furious and so are the fans as they boo Droz like crazy. Macho stomps on Droz for good measure. Macho goes to the outside, brings a table back into the ring with him, sets it up, and lights it on fire. He pulls Droz over to the turnbuckle and pulls himself to the top. He tries to get Droz to climb the turnbuckles...but it doesn't work too well. All of a sudden Kanyon runs down the ramp. He hops onto the apron and crotches Macho on the top turnbuckle. Droz finally comes to, as does the referee, and Droz throws Macho off the top turnbuckle and through the flaming table! Kanyon disappears into the crowd.¤
Chase Cassidy: See, I told you Droz would pull through! Woohoo! Go Droz!
Cameron Cade: Well...technically Macho Man should have won this thing already, but the referee says it's tied...one to one.
Chase Cassidy: Technically? The referee can't call what he doesn't see...don't you forget that.
Cameron Cade: I'll try not to Chase, thanks for the advice.
Chase Cassidy: No problem, I've got plenty more where that came from too!
Cameron Cade: Joy...Life's Lessons coming from you...this should be interesting...
¤Both Droz and the Macho Man are out of it. The referee doesn't know quite what to do besides wait. And wait he does. A minute or so goes by before either man starts moving. Macho rolls to the outside and starts to make his way up the ramp...slowly. Droz grabs a chair from the ring and begins to follow Macho. Finally, at the top of the ramp, Droz catches up to Macho and nails him in the back with the chair. Macho drops to his knees where Droz again nails him with the chair. Droz lays the chair down on the stage and drags the Macho Man over, laying him face-first on it. Droz walks over to the edge of the stage and eggs the fans on some more. He runs at the Macho Man who instinctively rolls off the chair. Droz predicted this though, and stops before doing anything. Macho gets to his feet and Droz runs the rest of the way. He grabs Macho by the head and nails a swinging ddt onto the chair. Droz laughs and yells at the fans as he gets up. He pulls Macho Man up and piledrives him onto the chair, shades of merely seconds ago.¤
Cameron Cade: Come on! Hasn't the Macho Man endured enough already!?
Chase Cassidy: As if Droz hasn't!?
Cameron Cade: Okay...but still. Droz is relentless!
Chase Cassidy: He wants to win, can you blame him?
Cameron Cade: I guess not. Where's he going now?
Chase Cassidy: Why are you asking me?
Cameron Cade: It was a rhetorical question! Anyway, Droz has disappeared behind the curtain...I don't know if I want to know what he's doing...
Chase Cassidy: DIRTY!
Cameron Cade: You're disgusting Chase.
¤Droz comes out from behind the curtain with two tables which he sets up adjacently. He goes behind the curtain once again and emerges with a ten foot ladder! The Macho Man is getting up, but Droz knocks him back down with a shot to the head with the ladder. Droz sets the ladder up next to the two tables. He then pours lighter fluid on the tables and lights them on fire. He turns around looking for Macho, but he's gone!¤
Cameron Cade: Where the hell did the Macho Man go!? Don't try to answer that Chase...
Chase Cassidy: Uh...okay...
¤The Macho Man comes running out from behind the curtains onto the stage with his signature flaming chair! He chases Droz who hops onto the ladder and starts climbing up. Macho goes to the other side and starts climbing up it. When they reach the top, he nails Droz with his flaming chair. Not once, but twice, and Droz falls off the ladder! Droz falls down ten feet and goes crashing through both flaming tables! The referee calls for the bell!¤
Chase Cassidy: No! How could this be!?
Cameron Cade: The Macho Man is once again the OCW Deathmatch Champion!
Chase Cassidy: Don't take anything away from Droz though! That was one hell of a match!
Cameron Cade: It sure was Chase. I'm really glad it's over though. Wow...was that horrifying or what!?
Chase Cassidy: But Cam...look at Droz! He hasn't moved yet! He's laying in the rubble of those tables...he needs medical attention!
Cameron Cade: I don't think we'll be seeing either of these men for a few weeks Chase. Man oh man, what a Deathmatch!