OCW Proudly Presents...

Monday Night MaDNeSS

September 10, 2001

±̊± Commissioner Cyrus comes out and talks about Sweet Revenge. Triple H comes out, interrupting Cyrus, and demands a rematch with Raven. Cyrus refuses so Triple H threatens him. Cyrus finally gives in, but says it’ll be a tag team match: Raven and Chyna vs Triple H and Tori. Triple H accepts that and leaves. Cyrus then talks about the Television Title Tournament. Someone gives him the hat with the names in it and he draws two more out. Test and Kanyon will face each other later. He says that there will be two tournament matches tonight and pulls out two more names. Albert and...Cyrus stares blankly at the piece of paper then starts to throw a fit. Albert will face Edge! (Cyrus thought he pulled Edge and Christian’s names out of the hat at the PPV)±̊±

±̊± Edge vs Albert-TV Tournament ±̊± Albert has the advantage for most of the match because of his size. Edge can’t seem to pull off any moves. Toward the end, Edge nails a spear and the match turns back his way. Christian comes out of the crowd and tries to screw Edge with a chair. Christian accidentally nails Albert with the chair. Edge throws Christian out of the ring. Albert gets up and grabs the chair only to have it speared into him by Edge...1...2...3! Edge advances in the Television Title Tournament!

±̊± BACKSTAGE...Mr. Ass talks to Kalissa LeBlanc. He rips on Jeff Hardy and accepts his challenge. He says he’ll gladly put his Intercontinental Title on the line and beat Jeff tonight in the name of Jeff’s brother Matt (who is good friends with DX).±̊±

±̊± Cyrus’ Office...Droz wants a match with Hak for the Deathmatch title. Cyrus says he’ll give him that title match IF Droz can defeat his opponent tonight...±̊±

±̊± Test vs Kanyon-Television Tournament ±̊± Pretty quick match. Kanyon escaped the Meltdown, hits the Flatliner followed by the Sleeper Drop. 1...2...3, Kanyon advances in the Television Title Tournament!

±̊± Cyrus’ Office...Edge walks in and demands a match with Christian tonight. Cyrus says there is a problem, Christian is already in a match. After mild debate, Cyrus gives Edge what he wants.±̊±

±̊± In the Flock’s “Nest”...Raven degrades Albert in front of the other Flock members. He talks about how Sweet Revenge was a great night for the Flock, yet Albert had to go and ruin tonight for them already. Albert gets angry, but takes the verbal abuse. Raven doesn’t mention that it was partly Christian’s fault. Albert is now the scapegoat...±̊±

±̊± Droz vs Kevin Nash ±̊± If Droz wins this match, he gets a Deathmatch Title shot with Hak. Droz does surprisingly well for most of the match. At the end Nash nails a nasty big boot and it was downhill from there. Half nelson slam followed by the Jacknife Powerbomb. 1...2...3, Kevin Nash picks up another win!

±̊± In the D-Generation X locker room... Tori and Triple H discuss their strategy for later tonight. Edge comes in and tells Jericho and Matt Hardy that he’ll be teaming with them in a few minutes.±̊±

±̊± Christian/Taz/Saturn vs Edge/Chris Jericho/Matt Hardy ±̊± This match soon erupted into an enormous brawl. All six men fought all over the OCW arena in Chicago, Illinois. Edge and Christian paired up, as did Taz and Jericho, and also Saturn and Matt Hardy. Taz hit a Tazplex on Jericho through the OCW Tron taking Jericho out. Saturn set Matt Hardy on a table and went for an elbow drop off the stage, but Matt moved. In the ending moments Jeff Hardy interfered. He went to superkick his brother, but Matt moved and Edge got kicked. Taz made the cover 1,2,3! The Flock wins!

±̊± Raven and Chyna vs Triple H and Tori ±̊± Triple H beat the living hell out of Raven in the first portion of the match. Chyna wasn’t looking and Raven tagged her in. Triple H grabbed her by the hair and tried to pedigree her but Raven nailed him with an evenflow ddt. Chyna made the cover but Tori broke it up. Tori opened a can on Chyna, backed her into a corner, then hit the Tori Dust (Diamond Dust) on her. Tori went for the cover but Raven broke it up. Triple H got back in and Raven nailed him with a drop toe hold sending HHH into Tori. They conked heads hard. Tori got up and Raven hit her with the evenflow and rolled Chyna on top of her 1,2,3! The Flock wins again!


OCW Proudly Presents...

Monday Night MaDNeSS

September 17, 2001

±̊± The show opens with a short segment in the back. Raven tells Albert he has a match tonight and he better win it. Albert mustn’t let the Flock down again. The Flock cannot have someone inferior pulling them down. Albert agrees and promises a victory.±̊±

±̊± Oasis vs Albert ±̊± Albert dominates most of the match once again. He sets the pace and keeps Oasis down. Oasis hits the Desert Drop out of nowhere! 1...2...3! Oasis pulls off a huge upset! Albert throws a tantrum after the match and doesn’t want to go back to the Flock after his loss.

±̊± Cyrus’ Office...Cyrus pulls out the last two names for the Television Title Tournament and announces them. Christian and X-Pac will face each other tonight! Cyrus also mentions that Hak will defend the Deathmatch title and Jeff Hardy will defend his newly won Intercontinental title.±̊±

±̊± Christian vs X-Pac-Television Tournament ±̊± Pretty evenly matched bout. Lots of high flying type maneuvers. X-Pac goes for the bronco buster but Christian gets his boot up into X-Pac’s crotch. X-Pac fights back and goes for a spin kick but Christian ducks. Christian low blows X-Pac behind the ref’s back and hits the crucifix face smasher for the pin. Christian advances in the tournament!

±̊± Kevin Nash segment with Kalissa LeBlanc. Nash hits on her some more and she is very... “flattered”. Nash insults Cyrus a little, takes a few shots at him. Nash says since everyone is afraid to challenge him, that he’ll put out an open challenge. He says that way it will be his fault whoever gets their ass kicked.±̊±

±̊± Droz walks into Cyrus’ office. He still wants a match with Hak for the Deathmatch title. Cyrus commends him on his match against Nash last week, but he didn’t win and those were the stipulations. Droz wants another chance. Cyrus tells him that Hak already is defending his title tonight. Cyrus turns and sees Nash’s segment on his TV and smiles a little. Cyrus tells Droz that he’s got an idea...±̊±

±̊±Al Snow vs Hak(c)-Deathmatch Title ±̊± Very bloody match. Droz interfered and ddted Hak onto a chair covered with thumbtacks. Al Snow then nailed Droz with a toaster oven. While Al was arguing with Head, Hak got up. He powerbombed Al through a chair propped up between two other chairs for the pin. Hak retains the OCW Deathmatch Championship!

±̊± Cyrus calls Kevin Nash into his office. He tells him that he doesn’t appreciate the comments made toward him. Cyrus reminds Nash that he’s with the Office. Nash tells Cyrus he’s also got friends in high places. Cyrus looks worried but plays it off like he’s not intimidated as Nash gets in his face. Cyrus tells Nash he’s got a match tonight but won’t tell him with who. Nash says it’ll be a piece of cake. Cyrus smiles and tells Nash that he doubts that. Then he sends Nash on his way.±̊±

±̊± As Nash is leaving Jeff Hardy comes through the door and asks why he has to defend his title tonight. Cyrus says that Edge wanted the match and Cyrus figures he’ll learn his lesson with Jeff. Jeff takes to Cyrus’ ass kissing and agrees to it.±̊±

±̊± Jeff Hardy(c) vs Edge-Intercontinental Title ±̊± Very even match up. It goes back and forth several times. Edge goes for a missile dropkick but Jeff shoves the referee in the way. While the ref is down Jeff gets a chair. Christian comes out and holds the chair for Jeff as Jeff superkicks it into Edge’s face. Jeff revives the referee to count the 1...2...3! Jeff Hardy retains the Intercontinental Title!

±̊± Tori barges into Cyrus’ office and complains about him putting Triple H in a handicapped match. She says how it isn’t fair at all and that Cyrus just likes to abuse his power. Cyrus tells her to know her place and go bake a cake. Tori forearms Cyrus in the cheek and storms off.±̊±

±̊± Kevin Nash vs ???±̊± Nash comes to the ring and acts cocky as usual. He waits patiently in the ring smiling. Kurt Angle’s music hits and he comes out. Then Droz comes out. Cyrus made this a handicapped match! Nash does pretty well for facing two men at once. Angle nails a belly to belly suplex and from there they wouldn’t give Nash a break. Constant double teaming. Eventually Angle and Droz just try to injure Nash as best they can. Nash knocks Droz out of the ring but Angle grabs him from behind and hits the Olympic Slam. 1...2...3, Kurt Angle and Droz win!

±̊± In a dark alleyway...Raven scolds Albert for his loss earlier in the night. Raven is ashamed of Albert. Albert can’t keep making the Flock look bad, they refuse to be pushed back once again and they cannot carry Albert his whole career. Raven tells Taz and Saturn good luck in their match. Then he glares at Albert madly.±̊±

±̊± Chris Jericho and Mr. Ass vs Taz and Saturn(c)-Tag Team Titles±̊± Pretty quick match. Taz picks up the win for his team with a reverse Tazplex through a table propped up in the corner on Jericho. Taz and Saturn retain their Tag Team Titles!

±̊± Cyrus smiles evilly in the back after seeing Jericho go headfirst through the table. He quietly mumbles to himself. He says Jericho will pay and so will D-X...±̊±

±̊± Triple H vs Chyna and Raven±̊± Raven and Chyna were supposed to have a tag-like format but Raven argued with the ref and made it a Raven’s Rules match. Tori eventually comes out and pulls Chyna out of the ring and they two fight on the outside. Tori runs Chyna into the steel steps almost knocking her out cold. Lita comes out of the crowd and levels Tori. Tori and Lita fight to the back. Triple H nails the pedigree on Raven on a chair in the ring. 1...2...3! Triple H amazingly picks up a victory in the handicapped match!

±̊± Cyrus slams his hands on his desk in his office, furious that Triple H won the match. He whispers to himself...HHH will get what he wants at the pay per view, just not the way he wants it...±̊±


OCW Proudly Presents...

Monday Night MaDNeSS

September 24, 2001

±̊± Edge vs Kanyon-Semi-Finals T.V. Title Tournament ±̊± Pretty short match. Christian comes out and interferes hitting Edge with a chair. This causes a DQ. Christian gets angry when Edge is announced the winner.

±̊± Backstage ±̊± The Flock gathers in a dark room. Raven tells Albert that they’ll give him one more chance to stay in the Flock. Raven got Albert an Intercontinental Title shot for tonight. He tells Albert not to blow it or he’ll pay. Bring more gold to the Flock...

±̊± Albert vs Jeff Hardy(c)-Intercontinental Title ±̊± Jeff Hardy manages to keep himself afloat in this match. He does pretty well against the giant. Albert lifts Jeff up and crotches him on the top turnbuckle. Jeff fights back though and jumps off nailing Albert with a tornado ddt. He bounces off the ropes but Albert catches him and slams him down hard with a modified Baldo Bomb. 1...2...Jeff Hardy unbelievably kicks out!! Albert pulls him up and whips him into the ropes. Jeff bounces back and Albert goes for the bicycle kick but Jeff ducks. Albert turns around and SMACK! Jeff nails a stiff superkick to the chin. 1...2...3! Jeff Hardy retains the Intercontinental Title! After the match, Raven sends Taz and Saturn out. Taz, Saturn, and Jeff Hardy all beat on Albert some more.

±̊± Cyrus’ Office ±̊± Kurt Angle and Cyrus discuss something. Cyrus tells Angle he’s got a surprise for him. Cyrus replays Nash’s challenge from the last MNM. Angle looks baffled. Cyrus tells him that he accepted Nash’s challenge for Angle! Angle starts to flip out but Cyrus calms him down and tells him not to worry. Cyrus has a plan...

±̊± Christian vs Oasis-Semi-Finals T.V. Title Tournament ±̊± Right away Christian hits a low blow behind the referee’s back. Oasis makes a come back and goes for a corkscrew moonsault but Christian pulls the referee in the way. Oasis hits the referee on accident. Oasis then grabs Christian and nails the Desert Drop. He goes for the cover but the referee is down. Oasis tries to pull the referee up while Edge runs down the ramp with a chair. He rolls in the ring and cracks Oasis in the head with the chair! He rolls Christian onto Oasis and the referee slowly counts to three! Christian advances in the Television Title Tournament! Edge made sure of it!

±̊± D-Generation X Locker Room ±̊± Triple H offers Raven a challenge for an OCW Title match at the pay per view, or tonight if Raven isn’t too much of a pussy...

±̊± Flock Locker Room ±̊± Raven accepts the challenge for the PPV, and for tonight. He says he’s not afraid of Triple H and he’s already proven that much. Triple H is fallible...and that is the crux of the matter...

±̊± Taz and Lita vs Chris Jericho and Tori ±̊± No tag format. Taz and Jericho end up fighting to the back leaving Lita all alone with Tori. Tori back Lita into a corner and starts pounding away. Lita rolls out of the ring and waves her arms calling for help from the back but no one comes out. Tori pulls her back onto the apron and lifts her up, crotching her on the top turnbuckle. Tori climbs up there and hits a superplex. She then goes back to the top, hits a splash, and covers Lita. 1...2...3!

±̊± Cyrus’ Office ±̊± Cyrus calls in Droz and Al Snow. He tells them that they have a match tonight as a team against Kevin Nash. He says he knows they’ll be facing each other at the PPV, but they need to work together just this once. He tells them not to let him down, and to beat the living hell out of Kevin Nash. Then he tells them to get out of his office.

±̊± Kevin Nash vs Droz and Al Snow-Handicapped Match ±̊± Droz and Al Snow double team Nash throughout most of the match. Droz goes to his Nash with a chair, but Nash ducks and Droz nails Snow. This turns Snow against Droz and the two end up fighting with each other. Kevin Nash picks Droz up and throws him over the top rope down to the concrete. He turns around and kicks Al Snow right in the face. Nash picks Snow up and slams him down with the Jacknife powerbomb...1...2...3! Kevin Nash wins the handicapped match!

±̊± Cyrus’ Office ±̊± Cyrus sees Nash win and throws a temper tantrum. When he realizes the camera is watching him, he immediately acts sophisticated. He tells us that to make the OCW Title Match between Triple H and Raven at the PPV a little more interesting...he’s making it a two out of three falls match. The first fall will be a Raven’s Rules match up for Raven. The second fall will be in a steel cage match for Triple H. The third and deciding fall, if needed, will be a barbed wire match for his own amusement. Also for tonight he will make the match, but he tells Triple H that you can’t always get what you want. So he makes it a non-title match.

±̊± Triple H vs Raven(c)-Non-Title Match ±̊± Very evenly fought contest. It didn’t really lean toward any one person at any one time. Eventually it was going toward Triple H’s side, then the Flock hit the ring. Tori, Jericho, Mr. Ass, Edge, and Matt Hardy then came out to back up Triple H. Jeff Hardy then came out to fight with his brother. A huge brawl erupted as the show went off the air...

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