*¤* Jeff Hardy's music plays and he steps out onto the stage. The fans boos as he runs down to the ring and slides in. He jumps to the middle turnbuckle and poses, receiving a ton of boos from the crowd. Jeff starts scream obscenities at someone in the audience and then gives them the one finger salute.*¤*
Cameron Cade: The natives here in Detroit aren't so fond of Jeff Hardy, that's for sure.
Chase Cassidy: They're just jealous of him.
Cameron Cade: Jealous of what!? Jealous of him jumping down his brother's throat before listening to what he has to say!?
Chase Cassidy: I don't know what you're talking about...
Cameron Cade: I bet you don't.
Chase Cassidy: I DON'T!
Cameron Cade: Sure...
*¤* "I'm an Ass man!" Mr. Ass Billy Gunn comes out on the stage. He points toward the curtains and out comes Chyna. They both receive many cheers as they make their way to the ring. Jeff smiles at Chyna and she acts like she's doing a low blow...he stops smiling at her. Mr. Ass gets in the ring and Jeff immediately attacks him with a dropkick. Jeff then stomps on Gunn while he's down.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Jeff Hardy has really changed during the past few weeks...and I don't like it.
Chase Cassidy: Why don't you like it!? He's become more focused and more aggressive! I like it a lot!
*¤* The referee pulls Jeff Hardy away from Mr. Ass. Jeff gets mad and pushes the referee. The ref threatens to disqualify him and the two argue. Mr. Ass grabs Jeff from behind and slams him down with a belly to back suplex. They both get up and Mr. Ass whips Jeff into the ropes. Jeff bounces back and Gunn lifts him up in a gorilla press. Jeff manages to get free and lands on his feet behind Mr. Ass. Jeff dropkicks him and Mr. Ass falls face down on the mat. Jeff bounces off the ropes and nails a somersault senton on Mr. Ass. 1...2...Mr. Ass kicks out. Jeff kicks Mr. Ass until he rolls out of the ring. Chyna checks on Mr. Ass. Jeff gets out of the ring and sneaks up behind Chyna. He grabs her by the hair but she elbows him in the face. She turns around and kicks him in the nuts!*¤*
Cameron Cade: The fans liked that move by Chyna!
Chase Cassidy: You call that a move!?
*¤* Chyna runs around to the other side of the ring getting out of Jeff's way. Jeff runs and jumps up on the crowd control barrier. He runs along it as Billy Gunn gets to his feet. Jeff jumps off and flips in mid-air. Mr. Ass catches him and slams him down on the concrete with a powerbomb!*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Oh my god!
Cameron Cade: Jeff will be feeling that one for awhile!
*¤* Gunn pulls Jeff up and rolls him in the ring. He makes the cover...1...2...Jeff barely kicks out! Mr. Ass pulls Jeff up and tosses him off the ropes. Jeff comes bouncing back and Mr. Ass hits a powerslam. He immediately pulls Jeff back up and whips him into the corner. Mr. Ass goes to the opposite corner. He runs at Jeff and nails a huge splash. Gunn grabs Jeff by the arm and whips him into the opposite corner. Once again he runs at Jeff full speed. Jeff quickly counters and superkicks Mr. Ass right in the jaw! He goes to the top turnbuckle, signaling for the Swanton bomb...*¤*
Chase Cassidy: This one is over!
*¤* Chyna jumps onto the ring apron and crotches Jeff on the top rope! Mr. Ass gets up and climbs the turnbuckles. He grabs Jeff and goes for a suplex but Jeff holds onto the turnbuckle. He pushes Mr. Ass off and down to the mat. Gunn gets right back up though. He reaches up for Jeff, but Jeff grabs his hand. Holding Gunn's hand in a knuckle lock, Jeff gets to his feet and walks on the ring ropes. He jumps off and nails a spectacular hurricanrana. He makes the cover...*¤*
Cameron Cade: Oh no! ONE! TWO! NO! Mr. Ass kicks out!
Chase Cassidy: WHAT!? HOW!?
Cameron Cade: Jeff Hardy doesn't know what it'll take to put him away! Jeff almost had the Intercontinental Title won!
*¤* Jeff argues with the referee. He positions Mr. Ass on the mat and climbs to the top turnbuckle once again. Chyna jumps on the ring apron again but Jeff is ready for her. He kicks her in the head and she falls to the concrete. Jeff is about to go for the Swanton Bomb but Matt Hardy comes out of the crowd! Mr. Ass distracts the referee and Matt grabs Billy's IC title. He hits Jeff in the head with it and the crowd goes nuts. Jeff falls to the mat. Mr. Ass pulls Jeff up and nails the fameasser!*¤*
Cameron Cade: ONE! TWO! THREE! Mr. Ass retains his Intercontinental Title!!
Chase Cassidy: That wasn't fair! Matt Hardy hit Jeff with the belt!
Cameron Cade: (mocking Chase) What are you talking about? I didn't see anything...

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