Cameron Cade: Well because of what happened last week on Madness involving Lita and Tori attacking Chyna, Chyna has demanded a match with either one of them.
Chase Cassidy: And LITA was first to accept the challenge! Woohoo! That's up next!
*¤* "Come Out And Play" by the Offspring plays and Lita comes out to a chorus of boos. She yells a few obscenities at the crowd and runs down the ramp. She gets in the ring and Chyna immediately spears her!*¤*
Cameron Cade: The crowd liked that move!
Chase Cassidy: Yeah, the crowd has horrible taste in women...if you could even call Chyna that. I prefer man-beast myself.
Cameron Cade: Shut up, just because she's more muscular than you are...
Chase Cassidy: She's probably hairier than I am too! Then we have Lita...Lita equals ratings!
Cameron Cade: Close your mouth, you're starting to drool.
*¤* Chyna lays in the rights and the lefts. Lita finall gets Chyna off her and she rolls to the outside. Chyna gets out of the ring and starts chasing Lita around it. Chyna comes running around the steel steps and Lita decks her.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Lita was hiding behind those steps!
Chase Cassidy: Lita has a great strategy, I like it.
Cameron Cade: You'd like it even if she didn't have a strategy.
Chase Cassidy: Yeah...your point being? IT'S LITA FOR WALTER'S SAKE!
Cameron Cade: Walter?
*¤* Lita rolls back in the ring as Chyna pulls herself off the ground. Chyna is about to get in the ring but Lita runs and kicks her with a baseball slide. The force of the impact shoots Chyna backwards and Chyna hits the barricades. The referee reprimands Lita, and Lita argues with him. Little does she know, that just gives Chyna time to get up. Chyna sneaks back in the ring and grabs Lita from behind. Lita grabs Chyna by the hair and snap mares her. She follows it up with a kick to the spine. Lita puts her shin across Chyna's neck and tells the referee to count her down. The referee realizes that it's a choke and yells at Lita. Lita yells right back at him, but he finally gets her off Chyna. Lita bullies the referee and backs him into a corner. Chyna gets up, pulls Lita backwards, and drops her with a reverse ddt to a huge pop!*¤*
Cameron Cade: Chyna is back in this folks!
*¤* Chyna pulls Lita up and sets her up for a powerbomb. She lifts Lita up, but Lita counters with a hurricanrana into a cover. 1...2...Chyna kicks out! They both get to their feet at the same time. Lita runs and bounces off the ropes. She comes running back toward Chyna and was about to go for something, but Chyna lifts her high into the air and drops her with a gorilla press slam. Chyna pulls Lita up once again, and puts her head between her legs for a powerbomb. She is about to lift her up, when Tori comes running down! Chyna sees her and pushes Lita down. Chyna goes over to the ropes and Tori antagonizes her at ringside. The referee pulls Chyna back, trying to get her to pay no attention to Tori. The ref starts yelling at Tori and Lita pushes Chyna into the referee! The referee falls to the outside. Lita rolls Chyna but there is no ref to count. Tori gets on the ring apron and goes to the top turnbuckle. Lita pulls Chyna up and is holding her for Tori. Tori leaps off the top turnbuckle going for a splash, but Chyna moves! Tori cross bodies Lita instead! Tori gets up and can't believe what she's done. Chyna clotheslines her over the top rope to the floor. Chyna pulls Lita up and nails a huge powerbomb as the referee climbs back in the ring.*¤*
Cameron Cade: ONE! TWO! THREE! Chyna retains her Women's Title!!
Chase Cassidy: No no no! That's not how it was supposed to happen! Chyna cheated! Didn't you see her knock the ref out of the ring!? She should be disqualified! Ref, do something!
Cameron Cade: Quit your bitching, Lita lost, deal with it.
Chase Cassidy: Don't you use that language with me young man!
Cameron Cade: Okay MOM!
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