Kurt Angle: Cut my music! You know what? As disgusted as I am with my match tonight, I still come out here to entertain you greedy people...and this is what I get!? You people don't even know how to treat a man like myself! I'm a gold medalist, you will treat me with respect! Quite frankly, I'm as appalled with you ignorant people here as I am my opponents tonight. I mean...we have a man who is trying to get people over by flaunting his posterior. That's disgusting! I know he doesn't have gold medals like I do, but come on! That's horrible and degrading! Then his partner is almost as bad as he is. Matt Hardy...I'm very VERY ashamed of you. Matt Hardy is as disrespectful as you people here in...well wherever I am right now. He didn't even go to see his OWN BROTHER in the hospital. Lucky his brother was okay and released soon after, but that's not the point! Oh it's not! The point is that he doesn't have the common courtesy to make sure his brother wasn't crippled! It's true, it's true! Well Matt Hardy and Mr. Butt will learn a lesson tonight...they need to be...MORE LIKE ME!

Chase Cassidy: Preach on! That's my Olympic Hero! What a great guy huh Cade?

Cameron Cade: Oh yeah...just great...

Chase Cassidy: Glad to see you've come around.

Cameron Cade: That was sarcasm again you dork! I don't think I could make it any more obvious. Some people's children...I'll tell you...

Chase Cassidy: I don't have any kids...??

Cameron Cade: I know, thank god. I was referring to you...

Chase Cassidy: No you weren't, you were talking about children.

Cameron Cade: If you don't stop talking to me, I'm going to walk up that ramp and leave.

Chase Cassidy: Good, then I can stop putting you over.

Cameron Cade: Stop making excuses for your ignorance.

Chase Cassidy: Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well...(sticks out his tongue at Cade)

Chase Cassidy: What a team! What a team!

*¤* The DX music hits and the fans roar! Mr. Ass comes out with his IC belt followed by Chyna. They stop at the edge of the stage and look confused...they look back toward the entrance and out comes Matt Hardy to a tremendous pop! Mr. Ass and Matt run down the ramp and slide into the ring only to be stomped on by Angle and Jeff respectively.*¤*

Chase Cassidy: Does this mean Matt Hardy is in DX!? What the–!?

Cameron Cade: I don't know, it's possible...well anything is possible in OCW!

*¤* The referee finally gets the four broken apart. Starting the match will be Jeff Hardy and Mr. Ass. They lock up. Jeff escapes and bounces off the ropes. He drop kicks Mr. Ass right in the knee knocking him down face first. He bounces off the ropes once again and drops a leg on the back of Billy's head. They both get up and Jeff whips Billy into the corner. He charges at Mr. Ass but Mr. Ass moves and Jeff hits the turnbuckles. He stumbles backward out of the corner and Mr. Ass picks him up with a reverse gorilla press! He flips Jeff over as he falls dropping him face first to the mat.*¤*

Cameron Cade: That's a new move! I've never seen that before!

Chase Cassidy: Mr. Ass for the cover...One, Two...Jeff kicks out! Jeff kicks out!

*¤* Mr. Ass tags in Matt. Jeff hurries and tags in Kurt Angle. Matt hiptosses Angle. Angle gets up and hiptosses Matt. Matt gets up and bounces off the ropes. Kurt catches him with an overhead belly to belly suplex. 1...2...Matt kicks out. Kurt pulls him up. He whips him into the ropes. Matt bounces back. Kurt goes for a suplex of some sort but Matt predicts it. He catches Angle with a running tornado ddt. Matt goes to the top rope and signals for the leg drop. He flies off and nails Kurt with it. 1...2...Angle kicks out! Matt tags in Mr. Ass to a huge ovation. Mr. Ass knocks Kurt down a couple of times with punches. He whips Angle into the ropes. He goes for a gorilla press but Kurt steps around him. Angle locks onto Mr. Ass and tosses him backward over his head with a german suplex. Kurt crawls over and tag in Jeff.*¤*

Cameron Cade: Jeff Hardy is back in, I can't wait till Matt gets his hands on him!

Chase Cassidy: Jeff will open a can on Matt and you know it.

*¤* Jeff pulls Mr. Ass away from his corner isolating him. He stomps on Billy's knee a couple of times then pulls him up. He goes for a kick but Mr. Ass catches his foot. Jeff acts like he's going to go for an enziguri so Mr. Ass ducks. Jeff punches him in the face and then kicks him in the nuts! The ref threatens Jeff and Jeff argues back at him. In the meantime Mr. Ass crawls over and tags in Matt to a big pop.*¤*

Cameron Cade: Finally Jeff is going to get what's coming to him!!

*¤* The ref stops arguing with Jeff. Matt jumps at Jeff knocking him down with a flying back elbow. The ref gets furious at Matt and sends him back to his corner making Mr. Ass come back in.*¤*

Cameron Cade: The referee didn't see the tag! How convenient!

Chase Cassidy: What? What tag!? I saw no tag...I don't know what you're talking about Cade.

Cameron Cade: You liar.

Chase Cassidy: I would never–

Cameron Cade: Shut up.

*¤* Jeff attacks Mr. Ass some more with punches. He whips Billy off the ropes and nails him with a spinning heel kick. 1...2...Mr. Ass kicks out! Jeff pulls Billy up and whips him toward the corner. Mr. Ass reverses and Jeff goes flying into the turnbuckles. Mr. Ass goes to the opposite corner of the ring, runs, and lands a huge splash squishing Jeff! He whips Jeff into the opposite corner and runs at him. Out of nowhere Jeff Hardy nails a stiff superkick!*¤*

Chase Cassidy: Wow! Did you hear that!?

Cameron Cade: Jeff is quick, I'll give him that.

*¤* Jeff runs over and tags in Kurt Angle. Just when Mr. Ass was going to tag in Matt, Kurt grabs him by the ankle and pulls him away. He locks in the "Angle" Lock and Mr. Ass yells in pain. He makes it to the ropes but Kurt refuses to break the hold. Matt gets in and kicks Angle in the back of the head. The referee gets Matt out of the ring but the distraction gave Mr. Ass enough time to mount a comeback. He nails Angle with rights and lefts. He hooks him and lifts him up. He drops Kurt to the mat with a jackhammer!*¤*

Cameron Cade: What a fantastic move by Mr. Ass!!

*¤* Mr. Ass goes over and makes the hot tag to Matt Hardy! Kurt jumps and tags in Jeff Hardy! Jeff is reluctant to get in the ring. Matt challenges him to get in, but Jeff flicks him off and jumps off the apron ready to leave! Matt runs to the other side of the ring nearest Jeff and yells at him, getting his attention. Matt grabs the top rope and propels himself to the outside with a springboard cross body! The crowd is loving it! Matt rolls Jeff into the ring and follows him. He nails some rights and some lefts then whips Jeff off the ropes. Matt kicks him in the stomach then runs and bounces off the ropes himself. He comes running back and nails a running tornado ddt on Jeff. Jeff gets up. He runs and bounces off the ropes charging back at Matt. Matt sees him and nails a back body drop. He goes to the top rope looking for his leg drop. Angle grabs Billy's IC title and gets on the ring apron distracting the referee. He throws the title in to Jeff without the referee noticing. Matt doesn't see this and Jeff clocks him with the belt! Matt falls off the top rope to the outside!*¤*

Cameron Cade: Look ref! Jeff just hit Matt with the belt!

Chase Cassidy: What the ref can't see he can't call! Go Jeff!

*¤* Mr. Ass is furious and he gets in the ring. He charges at Jeff but Jeff sees him in the corner of his eye. He tosses the IC belt to its owner and then superkicks it into his face!!*¤*

Cameron Cade: OH MY GOD! And look, that jerk Kurt Angle still has the referee distracted!

Chase Cassidy: That jerk!? That jerk!? THAT'S MY OLYMPIC HERO! DON'T YOU DEGRADE HIM IN FRONT OF ME!

*¤* Chyna gets in the ring and Kurt tries to get the referee to see her, but it distracts the ref even more. Chyna low blows Jeff Hardy and spikes him with a ddt. She rolls out of the ring as Matt rolls in the ring. He covers Jeff. Kurt Angle tries to distract the referee some more but it's useless. The ref turns around and counts the cover.*¤*

Cameron Cade: ONE! TWO! THREE!

Chase Cassidy: NO FAIR! NO FAIR!

*¤* Kurt Angle had tried to break the cover up but Chyna grabbed his leg stopping him and allowing Matt to get the pinfall. Matt, Mr. Ass, and Chyna celebrate in the ring then leave together. Kurt and Jeff argue some and then leave separately...*¤*

Chase Cassidy: Hey, they cheated ref! Chyna helped them!

Cameron Cade: He can't call what he can't see...

Chase Cassidy: Well then he needs to get glasses!

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