Cameron Cade: For once, I think Cyrus might be right. The Undertaker has been acting a little strange lately, if that's possible for him. I talked to him earlier today and he seemed very distant, like he was hiding something.
Chase Cassidy: He's not hiding anything. He just wants his rematch. It's as simple as that.
*¤* "He's the king of me..." Edge comes out to a great ovation. He does his usual pose with his tag team title, then walks down the ramp. He slides under the bottom rope and crawls around the ring.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Edge looks pumped for this one!
Chase Cassidy: Yeah, but what happens if he wins?? Christian lost his match...and Cyrus said if they both win they won't have to defend the tag team titles.
Cameron Cade: I don't know...hmm...
*¤* "Come Out And Play" by the Offspring plays and Saturn comes out. The fans boo him, but he doesn't seem to care one bit. He runs to the ring, slides in, and starts punching Edge.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Look at how focused Saturn is! Who cares what the fans think of him, he's getting business taken care of!
*¤* Saturn continues to beat on Edge. He whips Edge into the corner. He runs at Edge and hits a huge splash in the corner. Saturn follows it up with an inverted cradle suplex. He positions Edge in the ring and goes to the top turnbuckle. He is about to jump off looking for his huge elbow drop, but Edge gets to his feet and crotches Saturn on the top. Edge climbs up with Saturn. He stands there for a moment, then jumps on Saturn's shoulders pulling him off the top rope with a hurricanrana! Edge goes for the cover...*¤*
Cameron Cade: One! Two!
Chase Cassidy: No way, Saturn kicks out! You think he's going to give up this soon?
*¤* Both of them get up. Edge whips Saturn off the ropes and goes for a back body drop. Saturn reverses and nails a running tornado ddt. He kicks Edge while he's down. Saturn bounces off the ropes, jumps up in the air, and hits a nice splash on Edge. He goes for the cover...*¤*
Cameron Cade: One! Two! Edge kicks out!
Chase Cassidy: Poor Saturn, Edge keeps cheating.
Cameron Cade: How many times do I have to say this!? You can't cheat, this is a Raven's Rules matchup because Saturn is in the Flock!
Chase Cassidy: So? Edge cheated!
Cameron Cade: You are a pathological liar!
Chase Cassidy: Am not!
Cameron Cade: AM TOO!
*¤* Saturn pulls Edge up. He puts Edge's head between his legs, lifts him up, and slams him down with a sitting powerbomb into a cover...1...2...Edge kicks out again! Saturn looks very frustrated. He goes to the outside and grabs a chair. In the ring, Edge gets up, but falls back down playing opossum. Saturn brings the chair back into the ring. Edge gets up faking like he's dizzy. He turns around as Saturn is running at him with the chair. Edge runs straight for Saturn and spears the chair right into Saturn!*¤*
Cameron Cade: OH MY GOD! What a spear by Edge!
Chase Cassidy: What a cheater! Good! It hurt him too!
*¤* Edge can't seem to make the cover. He finally rolls over onto Saturn.*¤*
Cameron Cade: One! Two!
Chase Cassidy: Saturn kicks out! YES!
Cameron Cade: That momentary delay of the cover was enough for Saturn to regain his composure enough to kick out...
*¤* Edge gets up and grabs the chair. Saturn pulls himself up in the corner of the ring. Edge runs at him with the chair, but Saturn moves! Edge splashes the chair in the corner! He stumbles backward and Saturn hits a german suplex. He goes for the cover...*¤*
Chase Cassidy: One! Two! NO!
Cameron Cade: Cyrus is out! He just pulled the referee out of the ring! He just saved Edge!
Chase Cassidy: What has gotten into Cyrus!?
*¤* The referee argues with Cyrus and Cyrus slides Edge's tag team belt into the ring. Saturn is distracted by the argument on the outside. He turns around and Edge hits him with the title belt! Edge goes for the cover but the referee is still arguing with Cyrus! Finally Cyrus gets the ref in the ring and he counts...1...2...Saturn kicks out! Cyrus is very frustrated. He gets on the apron trying to distract Saturn.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Wait, what is this!?
*¤* Lita comes from out of the crowd. Cyrus is standing on the apron. Lita gets up on the apron with him and distracts him with her "assets". Saturn whips Edge off the ropes. Edge collides with Cyrus, their heads bouncing off one another. Cyrus falls off the apron and Saturn picks Edge up for the Death Valley Driver. He drops Edge on his head and makes the cover. Christian comes running down...*¤*
Cameron Cade: Christian is coming down to help! One! Two!
Chase Cassidy: THREE! Lita just knocked Christian down so he couldn't help his brother Edge! Saturn wins! Saturn wins!
Cameron Cade: That was so close, but thanks to Lita, Saturn picks up the win.
*¤* Lita leaves with Saturn and Cyrus gets up looking hurt. He manages to get in the ring where Christian is explaining to Edge what just happened. Christian helps Edge up and Cyrus tries to apologize again. Edge and Christian completely ignore him and they start to walk off. Christian gets out of the ring and Cyrus is still begging for forgiveness. Edge turns around. Cyrus looks relieved, but Edge runs at him and spears him!*¤*
Cameron Cade: YES! Listen to the reaction of the crowd!!!
Chase Cassidy: No! Edge can't do that! Cyrus is with the office!
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