Cameron Cade: Oh great, now Raven is the leader of some renegade group. What's going to happen next!?
Chase Cassidy: Hey, Raven is right though. Those guys don't need to be held back anymore.
Cameron Cade: They weren't being held back! That's all in their own minds!
Chase Cassidy: Sure Cam, it's all a conspiracy. I should tell Cyrus about it.
Cameron Cade: Coming up soon we have an intergender tag team match!
Chase Cassidy: Woohoo!
*¤* 5,4,3,2,1...BOOM! "Break the walls DOOOOOOOWN!" Tori comes out on stage followed by a very flirtatious Chris Jericho. The fans boo loudly and he blows them kisses. A huge "DX, DX" chant starts. Jericho stops when this happens, looks deep into the crowd and starts screaming "Thank you! Thank you!". He fixes hair and jumps onto the ring apron. He holds the ropes for Tori as she steps in the ring.*¤*
Cameron Cade: This was originally supposed to be the Undertaker and Tori, but the Undertaker hasn't arrived yet which is very unusual.
Chase Cassidy: I'm sure he had people to do and things to see.
Cameron Cade: Don't you mean things to see and people to do?
Chase Cassidy: Is that not what I just said? You need to clean your ears out bucko!
Cameron Cade: Don't call me bu–
Chase Cassidy: SOOOO taking the place of the Undertaker is the very entertaining, charismatic Chris Jericho!
*¤* "D-Generate!" The fans scream as Intercontinental Champion Mr. Ass and Women's Champion Chyna come out onto the stage. They hold their gold high in the air as the fans chant "DX! DX!" some more. Tori and Jericho meet Chyna and Mr. Ass on the outside and get things started.*¤*
Cameron Cade: This is a non-title matchup, no gold will change hands.
Chase Cassidy: Another conspiracy! They're trying to keep the titles off Jericho and Tori. I've never seen so much conspiring before!
*¤* Jericho sends Mr. Ass into the steel steps. Tori rolls Chyna in the ring as Jericho makes his way back to his corner. Tori sends Chyna off the ropes and knocks her down with a clothesline. She grabs Chyna by the hair and pulls her up. She knocks her down with a hairmare and kicks Chyna in the spine. Chyna gets up and Tori whips her into the corner. Tori runs at Chyna and goes for a splash but Chyna moves and Tori hits the turnbuckles. Chyna hits a belly to back suplex. She goes to tag Mr. Ass but Jericho distracts the referee and he won't let Mr. Ass in. Tori surprises Chyna from behind and rolls her up.*¤*
Cameron Cade: One, two! Kickout by Chyna!
Chase Cassidy: Oh come on, that was a noticeable slow count!
*¤* Tori grabs Chyna and holds her in a rear chin lock. Chyna fights back with punches to Tori's side and tosses her into the ropes. Tori rebounds and Chyna picks her up high in the air. She drops Tori to the mat with a press slam. Chyna then tags in Mr. Ass.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Mr. Ass is going to get him some of Tori!!
*¤* Tori begs Mr. Ass off and she backs up into her corner tagging in Chris Jericho. Jericho comes in and he and Mr. Ass exchange punches. Mr. Ass sets up for a suplex but Jericho stops it. Jericho rolls Mr. Ass up in an inside cradle. 1...2...Mr. Ass kicks out! Jericho continues his assault kicking Mr. Ass and not letting him up. Finally he pulls him to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Mr. Ass comes back and Jericho nails him with a spinning back elbow! Jericho does his famous cover attempt by placing his foot on Mr. Ass' chest and flexing for the crowd. The fans really get on Jericho about it as Mr. Ass kicks out before the count of one.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: What is wrong with these fans!? Why are they booing Jericho!? He is my idol! The ayatollah of rock and rolla!
Cameron Cade: No one likes people who are as arrogant as Jericho is.
Chase Cassidy: You're just jealous of him.
Cameron Cade: Oh and I suppose everyone else in the building who doesn't like Jericho is jealous of him too huh?
Chase Cassidy: Yeah, how'd you know?
Cameron Cade: What can I say? I have a gift.
*¤* Mr. Ass gets up and starts a furry of punches on Jericho backing him into the corner. Mr. Ass whips Jericho across the ring into the opposite corner and follows it up with a huge splash to the delight of the fans. He sends Jericho back across the ring into the other corner and does the same thing. The crowd eats it up. Jericho stumbles out of the corner and Mr. Ass sets him up in a suplex position. He lifts him up and is about to drop him with a jackhammer but Jericho counters and drops to his feet. Mr. Ass turns around and Jericho throws him over the top rope to the outside. He tags in Tori. Chyna jumps in the ring and runs at Tori. Tori dodges her and Chyna misses a huge clothesline. Tori turns Chyna around and goes for a ddt but Chyna counters with a northern lights suplex! 1...2...Jericho breaks the count.*¤*
Cameron Cade: That would have been over if it weren't for Jericho.
*¤* Mr. Ass gets back in the ring, he is the legal man. Chyna gets out of the ring and the referee is all confused. Tori is left alone with Mr. Ass. Mr. Ass grabs Tori by the hair. He sends her into the corner and splashes her! The fans burst out in cheers!*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Oh no! Poor Tori! She's probably crushed!
*¤* Jericho tries to get in the ring to stop Mr. Ass' assault on Tori but the referee stops him. Chyna gets in and her and Mr. Ass are about to double team Tori when Kurt Angle comes running down the ramp. He gets in the ring, throws Chyna out of the ring, and nails the Olympic Slam on Mr. Ass. He rolls out of the ring and head back up the ramp.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Look Cam! It's my Olympic Hero!
*¤* Tori looks down at Mr. Ass laying on the mat. She rushes over and covers him as Jericho back off. The ref runs over and counts Mr. Ass down.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: One! Two! THREE!
Cameron Cade: Kurt Angle just screwed Mr. Ass and Chyna. I'm assuming this is some sort of retribution for losing the Intercontinental Title match on Friday...
Chase Cassidy: Of course it is, Angle would have won the Intercontinental Title if it wasn't for Chyna! Tori just pinned Mr. Ass! How humiliating is that!?
Cameron Cade: We'll be right back with more great OCW action!
*¤* Commercial Break.*¤*
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