Monday Night Madness
January 28th, 2002

-Opening Stephanie Segment-
 -She comes out and tells us about what happened at Shattered Dreams and how the Corporation prevailed over Cyrus’ Office. RVD beat Rhino in a brutal weapons match, winning for the Corporation. She says that they put Cyrus in his place, and that is where he is to stay!
 -Cyrus interrupts her of course. He talks about how even though the Corporation may have won the best of five matches, Cyrus demolished Stephanie in their one on one match! Stephanie argues with him about that because he hit her with a clipboard. Cyrus tells her he won fair and square, and that’s that. BUUUUUT...he’s got a new proposition for her. The Corporation did win the first best of five matches, congratulations, but the Office won the other match. So he proposes they have another best of five series of matches to see who the REAL dominant faction in OCW is.
 -Stephanie is a little reluctant at first and then she starts smiling. She says that just gives her Corporation another chance to whip the asses of the Office and especially Cyrus! So she accepts the challenge. They’ll introduce their representatives later in the night.
 -Before Steph leaves, Cyrus quickly mentions that he put RVD in a match tonight. Stephanie stops and turns around furiously. She tells Cyrus that RVD can’t wrestle tonight because of the war he was in with Rhino at the PPV. Cyrus just shrugs in her direction. Stephanie says, “FINE!” and puts Rhino in a match...a Hardcore Match at that! Against one of OCW’s most HARDCORE superstars...HAK!! Cyrus gets angry because Rhino is still injured from Shattered Dreams. Steph just smiles and waves as she walks away.

-RVD vs Angle/Regal-Handicapped Match
 -RVD tried his hardest, but with his injured ribs still hurting from Shattered Dreams, he didn’t stand much of a chance. Angle and Regal constantly double teamed him. Regal brought in a chair which RVD used to nail him with the Van Daminator. Angle came up behind RVD and hit his Olympic Slam for the 1,2,3!

-Macho Man Interview-
 -Kalissa asks him about winning the Deathmatch Title once again at Shattered Dreams. He says he is going to show people why he once was called the Deathmatch Legend by all. He’s going to bring the “old-school” OCW Deathmatches back to the federation. Gone are the days of JUST the OCW Deathmatch Title. He’s bringing back something which OCW used to have quite often back in the day. He’s bringing back the King of the Deathmatch Tournament! He’s willing to put his title on the line in each and every one of his matches too. The winner of the tournament will be the OCW King of the Deathmatch and the champion. He has a sign up sheet for whoever wants to enter. The first of the matches will take place tonight.

-Hak vs Rhino-Hardcore Rules
  -Rhino gores Hak through a table propped up in the corner, but Hak kicks out amazingly. Hak then fights back and beats the hell out of Rhino with his Singapore Cane. He hits a russian legsweep with the cane, but Rhino kicks out after two. Rhino goes to gore a chair into Hak, but Hak moves, then turns around and drops the chair. Rhino comes back at him, but Hak kicks him in the gut, lifts him up, and nails the brain buster ddt on the chair. 1...2...3!

-Backstage-
  -Stephanie is seen opening a door to a locker room with no label. We can’t see who she is talking to, but she tells them she got them a match. If they win, they can stay in OCW. She turns around and Taz and Saturn are walking down the hall. She walks past them and tells them they have a match against two MYSTERY OPPONENTS. They don’t look too pleased to say the least.

-Jeff Hardy vs Droz-First Round KOTDM Tournament
  -Barbed wire, bed of nails, barbed wire bats, and bed of barbed wire bricks match   -Very horrific Deathmatch...as usual. Jeff Hardy hits the reverse Twist of Fate on Droz onto a barbed wire board covered in thumbtacks. He goes to the top and goes for the Swanton, but Droz moves and Hardy lands on the barbed wire and thumbtacks. Droz then nails him in the head with a brick wrapped in barbed wire and ddts him onto a chair for the 1,2,3!

-Representatives Introduced-
  -Cyrus introduces his representative of the Office...the King of Old School himself...Steve Corino!!! (Corino passes Steph on the stage and goes to the ring) Stephanie is a little surprised...but she says she predicted that Cyrus would pull something like that because that’s how unoriginal he is. She says that it didn’t take her too long to choose her combatant because RVD suggested him. He is...the Human Highlight Reel of the Professional Wrestling World...Sabu!!!
  -Sabu runs out from behind the curtain, down to the ring, and slides in. Corino tries to hit him with a superkick, but Sabu ducks it. He dropkicks Corino who falls through the ropes to the floor. Cyrus nails Sabu in the head with his clipboard, but it doesn’t even phase Sabu. Sabu grabs Cyrus by the hair and throws him over the top rope to the outside, knocking Corino down again. Stephanie slides a chair in to Sabu who opens it and sets it up in the middle of the ring. He bounces off the ropes, jumps on and off the chair onto the top rope, turns around and moonsaults off the top rope!! He takes out Cyrus and Corino with the moonsault then leaves with Stephanie.

-Taz and Saturn vs Mystery Opponents-
  -The lights go out and we hear incredibly evil laughter. A red spotlight hits the stage and reveals Mikey Whipwreck and Yoshihiro Tajiri with the Sinister Minister!! The fans go crazy that Whipwreck and Tajiri are the mystery tag team! Toward the end of the match Taz gives Tajiri a nasty suplex sending him over the top rope to the floor. Whipwreck takes out Taz with a frankensteiner. Saturn attacks Whipwreck but Whipwreck lifts him up in suplex position. Then he drops Saturn right into a Whipper Snapper!! 1...2...3!! Tajiri and Whipwreck with the Sinister Minister secure their spot in OCW!

-Sabu vs Steve Corino-Match One of Five
  -Sabu brings in a chair and goes for Air-Sabu on Corino. Corino moves out of the way and Sabu hits the turnbuckles, falling to the mat. Cyrus runs down to the ring and pulls a cowbell out of his pocket, sliding it in to Corino. Cyrus distracts the ref and CLACK! Corino nails Sabu with the cowbell, then does the Old School Expulsion. The ref turns around 1...2...3! Corino wins the first of five matches! Office: One Corporation: Zero

-Christian Segment-
  -In his locker room, Christian gripes about not being the number one contender. He complains about Nash winning the OCW Title, it should have been his match, HE should have been the new champion. But no, no, no...just because he isn’t in the Corporation, he gets screwed over. He is the one who stayed in the Survival of the Fittest for the longest...making HIM the fittest. Not Nash, not Raven, not anyone else. It was his title shot, yet Nash got it, and he’s not happy about it. Christian says he’s not going to sit back any longer, and starting with tonight, the road to his reign as OCW World Champion starts to get shorter...and shorter...and shorter...and shorter. Because tonight, he’s in the Main Event...and his title reign is about...TO BEGIN!

-Raven vs Christian vs Kevin Nash(c)-OCW Title
  -Raven nails the evenflow on Christian...1...2...Nash breaks the count. Nash then slams Raven onto the mat with a half nelson slam. 1...2...Raven kicks out. Raven and Christian knock Nash out of the ring, then Raven attacks Christian. Christian nails the Unprettier out of absolutely nowhere and goes for the cover...1...2...Nash pulls Christian out of the ring! Nash lifts Christian up and Jacknifes him through the announce table while the referee was checking on Raven! Nash rolls back in the ring, Jacknifes Raven...1...2...3! Kevin Nash retains his title to the delight of the fans!

Next Madness! 2/4/02!