March 15th, 2002
дThe OCW logo appears on television screens the world over. With a black background, the logo just stays there for a minute or so. Then CRASH! What used to be the OCW logo shatters upon impact of some unknown force. Screens fade to black then...BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! The OCW theme song blasts through speakers everywhere throughout the arena, this time in Seattle, Washington. Every fan in the audience rises to their feet in one swift motion like steam from a boiling pot of water whose lid has just been lifted. Their cheers shake the foundation of the building, just as the events of tonight may literally shake the very foundation of OCW that the fans have known to love. Who knows what could happen? All we know is that this pay per view extravaganza will certainly be one for the ages. We welcome you to OCW...welcome to...LEVELING THE FOUNDATION!!!д

Cameron Cade: Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome you to OCW Leveling The Foundation!
Chase Cassidy: I welcome you too! I welcome you MORE! I win!
Cameron Cade: Why I ought to just give you a trophy right now...
Chase Cassidy: You ought to!
Cameron Cade: I'll give you a trophy alright...and I'll shove it right up your--
Chase Cassidy: Grandma's Famous Anus Cookies, proud sponsor of the show you're watching right now!
Cameron Cade: Um..that's Grandma's Famous AMOS Cookies Chase...good god.
Chase Cassidy: That's what I said!
Cameron Cade: No, you said anus cookies...
Chase Cassidy: Like I said...
Cameron Cade: ...You're a big fan of those aren't you Chase?
дФEXCUSE ME! EXCUUUUUUUSAH ME!!Ф The ever so familiar and beautiful voice of the wonderfully hated Cyrus echoes through the building. The booing from the fans starts even before Cyrus comes out onto the stage, but once he does the booing gets louder! Cyrus just smiles and makes gracious gestures thanking the fans for their...ФsupportФ while holding his stainless steel clipboard in hand. He winks and gives a thumbs up to some fans in the front row. Then a fan tries to pat him on the back and he swats the fan's hand away like a pestering fly. Cyrus yells at the fan, lifting up his backstage pass to show the fan that he is "with the office". Cyrus walks up the steps and just stops on the ring apron. He stands there patiently, but when nothing happens his expression changes. He becomes very angry and starts shrieking about something. Finally, one of the crew members hops onto the apron and sits on the middle rope, lifting the top rope up at the same time to allow Cyrus a safe entrance into the ring. He yells at the poor guy for not being quicker and tells him not to let it happen again. Cyrus pulls a microphone out of his inside coat pocket and clears his throat loudly into it. The fans boo so loudly that he can't even start talking until they quiet down a little bit.д
Cyrus: EXCUSE ME! EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME!! Wow...what an ovation...for me. Really, you people are too kind...really, you are. I can't thank you enough for...well, coming to see me tonight. I'm sure you're all looking forward to seeing me throughout the night, and Cyrus does NOT disappoint! The show-stealing, crowd-pleasing, sushi-eating head of the Office will make his appearance many times tonight, so you all have something to live for. No need to thank me...I thank myself all the time.
Cameron Cade: Yeah...that's the only way he gets thanks too! Why would anyone else thank him!? What has he done!? All he does is cause trouble!
Chase Cassidy: What are you talking about Cade!? Cyrus has accomplished more than you could ever imagine as Commissioner.
Cameron Cade: I would definately hope so...
Cyrus: Hey you! Yeah you, over at the announcing table! ZIP IT! I'm trying to talk here and I look over and see you two, MY EMPLOYEES, flapping your gums all over the place! Stop bugging Chase, Cade! Now...where was I? Ah yes, I know you all look up to me, and look forward to seeing me everytime OCW is on your little television sets. I know you do! You love me! Not as much as I love me, but you love me none the less!
дA huge "asshole! asshole!" chant erupts. Cyrus looks appalled.д
Cyrus: How dare you!? How dare you all!? After all I've done for you...
дCyrus starts a fake sob.д
Cyrus: SHUT UP! SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! I'm with the Office, I can end this show right here and now! Don't make me do it! I HAVE THE BRASS YOU KNOW!
дThe Corporation's music hits and out comes Stephanie McMahon with microphone in hand.д
Cameron Cade: Thank god!
Stephanie: Oh Cyrus...dear ol' Cyrus...you may think you have "the brass" but quite frankly you don't! You imply that you have it all. I hate to inform you of this, but...I have just as much "brass" as you do and I for one don't care if you're "with the Office" or not. You can't stop this show as long as I'm around. These people paid their hard earned money to come see the superstars of OCW live and I'm not going to let you take that away from them because they boo you. It's not their fault that you're a pompous jackass, is it?
дThe crowd pops at that one!д
Cyrus: I..uh...YES IT IS! It's all their fault!
Stephanie: Tonight is not about you Cyrus, tonight is about OCW, and you're NOT going to ruin it as long as I have something to say about it! Tonight, once and for all, the Corporation will prove that it is by far the superior faction in OCW when Sabu defeats Steve Corino! Cyrus, there's nothing you can do about it!
Cyrus: Excuse me, but do you actually believe that Sabu can beat the Old School Hero...MY Old School Hero...the King of Old School Steve Corino? There is no way that Sabu will come out on top. And besides...Corino is with the Office!
Stephanie: And your point would be...what exactly?
Cyrus: I...uh...um...
Cameron Cade: Looks as if a cat's got Cyrus' tongue. There's something new!
Chase Cassidy: Oh shush Cade, you don't even know what you're talking about. Cyrus probably just has a little frog in his throat, that's all.
Stephanie McMahon: That's what I thought Cyrus. When Sabu beats Corino in that very ring, you will have to face Kevin Nash in a match where your little pants will be hung on a pole! What a sight that will be!
дThe crowd cheers for the idea of seeing Cyrus getting beaten on by Kevin Nash.д
Cyrus: That won't be happening my dear Stephanie. After STEVE CORINO beats Sabu in this very ring, one of new favorite wrestlers will join the Main Event tonight and win the OCW World Title! What do you think about that?
Stephanie: I really don't think I have to worry about that. You haven't even said who it will be, so it's probably no one. You're probably just bluffing in the first place!
Cyrus: I'm no bluffing. That person isn't in the building right now, but he will be soon enough. I know for a fact that in the PAST you two haven't always seen eye to eye, so this will be great! To see the look on your face when this person makes their entrance and beats your man Kevin Nash for the one, two, and three! It's like a fairytale!
Stephanie: So why won't you tell us who your "new favorite" wrestler is then Cyrus? You're so confident that he'll beat Nash and all...
Cyrus: Why should I tell you? I have no reason to! Why would I let Nash think the match over and prepare? I'm smarter than you think Steph.
Stephanie: That really doesn't tell me too much. Well you can tell your new favorite wrestler to not even bother coming. Steve Corino is going down, and you're going down with him! And not ONLY will the Corporation defeat the Office in that match, the Corporation will win yet again when Kevin Nash defeats Raven to retain his OCW World Championship! Tonight is the Corporation's night Cyrus! There's no way that you're going to ruin it either!
дStephanie waves goodbye to Cyrus and walks back through the curtains, the fans cheering her on.д
Cyrus: EXCUSE ME! HEY! LISTEN TO ME YOU MORONS! I have something important to say!
Cameron Cade: We see knew things everyday I guess.
Cyrus: Before I was so rudely interrupted by that lunatic with "female problems", I was going to introduce you all to something. I was thinking last night...that tonight is going to be a very prosperous one for the Office. So with that in mind, I though OCW needed a little bit of a face lift per se. Out with the old, and in with the new as they say!
дCyrus points toward the entrance way and some object covered with a sheet descends from the rafters.д
Cyrus: I'd like to introduce you all to the new...to the new OCW logo!
дThe sheet is pulled off the object revealing just that, a new OCW logo, which is then secured into it's place on the entrance way.д

Cyrus: I'll see you all later tonight...and make sure you don't miss it when Steve Corino wins for the Office! I'm sure you can hardly wait! Please rise for my grand exit!
дEveryone stays in their seats as Cyrus steps through the ropes and begins his journey to the backstage area. He looks very angry because of this, but brushes it off looking very determined when he disappears behind the curtain.
Chase Cassidy: Out with the old, in with the new! Let's get rid of you next Cade!
Cameron Cade: I do have to say, I like the new OCW logo...but some things never change.
Chase Cassidy: What do you mean?
Cameron Cade: Cyrus never changes.
Chase Cassidy: Why would he need to!? He's the most perfect person I know!
Cameron Cade: That doesn't say a whole lot for you then. Cyrus is an arrogant tyrant...to put it nicely!
Chase Cassidy: Well I like that arrogant tyrant!...I mean...umm...we've got to go to the back!!

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