X-Pac vs Mr. Ass
Cameron Cade: Next up we have what is being called the D-Generate Challenge match between Mr. Ass Billy Gunn, and X-Pac. These two have known each other for a long time. A few weeks back X-Pac and Mr. Ass had a little bit of a falling out which leads us right into this match.
Chris Carnage: This falling out was all Billy Gunn's fault. I can't believe this guy's nerve. He was backstage hitting on Tori and X-Pac didn't like it. She is his girlfriend after all.
Cameron Cade: Billy Gunn was not hitting on Tori, he was asking her if she was alright after he match, and Mr. Hothead X-Pac just took it the wrong way. Billy Gunn was just being a nice guy.
Chris Carnage: I think that if Mr. Ass was trying to pick up your girlfriend you would have reacted the same way X-Pac did...he punched Gunn's lights out.
Cameron Cade: I would have had enough common sense to ask what was going on before hitting one of my best friends! Be that as it may, this match is about to commence.
::X-Pac theme plays and he comes out with the Green Goddess Tori. Immediately "X-Pac Sucks!" chants are started in the crowd. X-Pac ignores them and makes his way to the ring with Tori. They get in the ring X-Pac does a few crotch chops and stands in the ring with Tori waiting for Mr. Ass::
::"I'm an assman" The fans cheer as Mr. Ass Billy Gunn walks out on stage backwards. He flaunts his hind side all the way down to the ring where he moons Tori. Hotheaded X-Pac tries to jump Gunn but the referee holds him back. Gunn slides in the ring and X-Pac starts stomping away::
::X-Pac whips Billy Gunn off the ropes and goes for a spinning heel kick. Gunn catches X-Pac and throws him over his head. X-Pac lands on his feet and kicks Mr. Ass in the kidneys. He kicks Gunn's knees and makes them buckle. Gunn falls to his knees. X-Pac runs and bounces off the ropes. He kicks Gunn right in the face. 1...2...Mr. Ass kicks out!::
Chris Carnage: X-Pac's stock is rising as we speak!
Cameron Cade: Billy Gunn kicks out after that nasty kick to the head. He's got to be seeing some stars.
::Billy Gunn gets up. X-Pac bounces off the ropes and runs toward Mr. Ass. He goes for a flying head scissors, but Gunn counters and slams him to the mat. Mr. Ass hits a leg drop. He whips X-Pac into the turn buckle and hits a splash. He whips X-Pac into the other corner. X-Pac moves out of the way and Gunn hits the turnbuckles. X-Pac kicks Mr. Ass in the back of the head. He asks Tori for something. She gets a chair and throws it to him.
Chris Carnage: There you go Tori! Help X-Pac out!
::X-Pac goes to hit Gunn with the chair. Gunn kicks the chair back into X-Pac's face. 1...2...X-Pac kicks out! Gunn pulls X-Pac up by his hair. He lifts him high into the air and press slams him over the top rope to the concrete floor! Tori checks on X-Pac while Mr. Ass waits in the ring. Tori slowly helps X-Pac to his feet and X-Pac gets on the apron. Mr. Ass rushes at him and X-Pac hits a spinning heel kick right into Gunn's head. X-Pac does a spring board hurricanrana. Gunn gets up and X-Pac tries to kick him. Gunn grabs X-Pac's leg and tosses him up and over his head with a capture suplex. 1...2...X-Pac barely kicks out. Gunn lays in some kicks. Tori gets in the ring which stops Gunn. Mr. Ass walks over to Tori and grabs her by the hair. The fans erupt! Tori kicks Mr. Ass in the nuts and evenflow ddts him! She helps X-Pac up to his feet. X-Pac goes to hug her, but she kicks him in the nuts too! She ddts X-Pac to the canvas!::
Chris Carnage: WHAT!? TORI!? NO!
Cameron Cade: I guess Tori has decided that she doesn't like either of them. That's a harsh way to let them know though!
::Billy Gunn rolls over and lays across X-Pac. 1...2...3! Mr. Ass Billy Gunn wins the D-Generate Challenge!::