Deathmatch Invitational
::Droz's heavy metal music blasts from every speaker in the building. Instantly the fans jump to their feet and cheer for him. Obviously a fan favorite for this match. He walks down the ramp and signals toward the stage. Two men come out carrying two barbed wire boards, and another man drags out a bed of nails. They bring the weapons to the ring and put them on the outside like Droz instructs. Droz gets in the ring. This is not a Deathmatch title match so there are regular ropes, not barbed wire ropes::
::"Who's Betta Than Kanyon!?" Smoke fills the arena and Kanyon appears on the stage with a trash can filled with various objects wrapped in barbed wire. He drags the trash can down to the ring and stares at Droz. He throws the trash can at Droz. Right before Droz jumps out of the ring at Kanyon...::
::The Macho Man's music plays and he runs out on the stage to an enormous pop! Kanyon turns around and sees the Macho Man holding a chair wrapped in barbed wire::
Cameron Cade: OH MY GOD! The King of the Deathmatch in OCW is back! The Macho Man has returned!
Chris Carnage: What is he doing here!? Kanyon put him out three months ago! He should have stayed out! Kanyon you're in trouble now!
::Macho runs down the ramp and clobbers Kanyon with the barbed wire chair. Droz gets out of the ring and he and the Macho Man have a little stare down. All of a sudden they both start kicking Kanyon!
Chris Carnage: They can't do that! This is not fair!!
::Droz pulls Kanyon to his feet. Macho props a barbed wire board up against the ring apron. Droz whips Kanyon toward the Macho Man. Macho lifts Kanyon up and back body drops him onto the barbed wire board! Droz pulls Kanyon up and ddts him on the barbed wire chair. Macho and Droz roll Kanyon in the ring. Macho slides a table into the ring and throws Droz the barbed wire chair. Droz goes to hit Kanyon with it, but Kanyon bicycle kicks it back into Droz's face. Kanyon throws the chair and hits Macho on the outside. He sets the table up in the ring. Macho Man grabs something from under the ring and rolls under the bottom rope. Kanyon grabs the bag from him and pours the THUMBTACKS out on the table! He drop toe holds Macho into the table. Macho gets some tacks stuck in his forehead. Kanyon turns around and Droz spinebusters him through the TABLE WITH TACKS!! 1...2...Kanyon KICKS OUT!
Cameron Cade: Fans we just don't know what to say about this match! This is simply amazing...I can't believe the punishment these men take!
Chris Carnage: I can't believe that Kanyon just kicked out of that spinebuster through the table with tacks on it. Look at his back with all those tacks in it, it looks like my bulletin board! That's awful!
::Kanyon rolls around in the ring in pain trying to get the thumbtacks out of his back. Macho Man and Droz continue to stomp away on Kanyon. Out of nowhere, Booker T. slides into the ring! He kicks Droz in the head and ddts Macho::
Chris Carnage: BOOKER T. IS BACK! I can't believe my eyes! Raven lit him on fire about six months ago! I thought he would never come back!
Cameron Cade: Looks like Kanyon has some help now.
::Booker T. throws Macho Man to the outside and follows him. He slides a barbed wire board into the ring for Kanyon. Kanyon sets up two chairs and sets the board between them. He rubs Droz's face in the barbed wire ripping Droz's flesh open. Blood begins to pour from the gash. Kanyon punches Droz a few times and lays him on the barbed wire board. Kanyon goes up to the top turnbuckle. Macho Man pushes him off, but Kanyon lands on Droz. BOOM! The board explodes as the two men go through it!::
Cameron Cade: OH MY GOD!
Chris Carnage: Cover him Kanyon!
::Kanyon drapes his arm over Droz...1...2...Macho Man pulls Kanyon to the outside. Booker T. turns Macho around and whips him into the bed of nails. He sets up and chair. Booker T. runs and jumps off it and connects with the Macho Man on the bed of nails!::
Chris Carnage: Air Booker T.!
::Macho Man's arm is cut open deep from the nails. Kanyon hits the flatliner on Macho on the open chair. Droz wraps himself in barbed wire in the ring. He goes to the top rope and jumps off with a splash on Kanyon and Booker T. Booker T. rolls under the ring. Droz pulls a table out from under the ring. He hits Kanyon with the chair and Kanyon falls onto the table. Droz gets on the ring apron and leg drops Kanyon through the table! Booker T. appears and hits Droz in the back with a two by four wrapped in barbed wire! Macho runs at Booker T. and Booker nails him in the head with the two by four::
Cameron Cade: The Macho Man is busted wide open!
::Booker T. walks up the ramp and disappears behind the curtains. Kanyon takes the Macho Man around the ramp and by the stage but on the floor. Kanyon pulls two tables out from under the stage which are wrapped in barbed wire and have shards of glass on them! He sets them up, one on top of the other near the stage::
Chris Carnage: This does not bode well for the Macho Man does it? I have no clue what they're going to do next.
::Booker T. comes out with three light tubes strapped to his body with barbed wire!::
Cameron Cade: Oh no, Booker T. is on a kamikaze mission now!
::Kanyon sets the Macho Man up on the top table. Droz attacks Kanyon from behind. He tries to whip Kanyon into a guardrail but Kanyon revers and Droz crashes into the steel. Kanyon piledrives Droz on the concrete floor. He pulls him to his feet and lays him on the bottom table, the one UNDER the table Macho is on::
Chris Carnage: Oh NO! This is going too far Booker! Don't do it!
::Booker T. gets ready to jump onto the tables. Kevin Nash comes out onto the stage behind Booker!::
Cameron Cade: Nash is out! Nash is out! WOOHOO!
::Kanyon points to Nash warning Booker T. Booker turns around and Nash kicks him in the stomach! Nash signals for the Jacknife powerbomb. He picks up Booker T., who was still wrapped in barbed wire and light tubes, and throws him off the stage! Booker T. crashes through the Macho Man, through the first table, through Droz, and through the second table!::
Chris Carnage: OH MY F'N GOD! OH MY GOD! They're all DEAD! And look, Nash is SMILING! What is wrong with him!
Cameron Cade: Oh my god! As much as I like Nash, that's going a little too far in my opinion! This match is over, get the paramedics!
::Nash leaves the stage area. Kanyon, the only person in the match who wasn't involved in that horrific act, stands near the wreckage in disbelief. He takes his bloodied body over to the disaster area and drops himself on top of the bloodied body of the Macho Man. 1...2...3! Kanyon wins the Deathmatch Invitational!::
Cameron Cade: I think that's why they call it a Deathmatch!
Chris Carnage: You're quick Cade, reeeeaaaal quick. All that matters is that KANYON WON! Now he will finally get a shot at what is rightfully his...that Deathmatch title!
Cameron Cade: Yeah thanks to Kevin Nash he will!
::While paramedics attend to Booker T., Macho Man, and Droz, and the crew cleans up the mess left from the match, a video package is shown leading up to the next match...::