OCW Proudly Presents...
A Lesson Learned
::Multicolored fireworks blast off from all around the entranceway. The lights flash and colored spotlights roam through the arena. The thousands of fans are on their feet cheering as the commentators for the evening, Chris Carnage and Cameron Cade, get in the ring::
Cameron Cade: Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome you to the OCW arena, and to A Lesson Learned!!
::The fans erupt with deafening applause::
Chris Carnage: Always gotta get your cheap pop huh Cade? Tonight, we have an amazing show for you! All five championships are on the line and as you all know, OCW NEVER disappoints!
Cameron Cade: We have everything from Women's matches to Deathmatches and everything in between. The champions are all in for some challenge because their opponents are riled up and ready to go! And to all of you in the crowd, don't mind Chris here, his dog ate his medicine this morning.
::fans laugh::
Chris Carnage: Hah. You're really funny, you should become a comedian.
Cameron Cade: Really?
Chris Carnage: No. Lets get to the matches shall we?
Cameron Cade: Before that, I'd like to give a little shout out to my man Big Sexy Kevin Nash! Why isn't Nash on the card tonight? Everyone loves Big Sexy!
::Fans cheer for Nash::
Chris Carnage: Oh yeah, him and his three moves. Woohoo. No one wants to see Nash, they all came to see ME anyways!
::Fans boo::
::Kevin Nash steps out onto the stage to a HUGE pop::
Kevin Nash: Is that so Chrissy boy? How bout I come down there right now and you can take my "three moves". Sound good?
Chris Carnage: No no no. I'm fine how I am Nash. You c-can stay r-right up there!
::Cameron Cade and Nash laugh at Carnage who was eating his words::
Kevin Nash: Don't worry you weasel, I'll stay up here. But I want to let you all know that I'm getting this card whether you like it or not. So beware...especially you Chrissy!
::Chris Carnage's face turns white like he's seen a ghost. The fans cheer as Nash goes backstage::
Cameron Cade: Yay! Big Sexy IN DA' HOUSE! You better watch your mouth Chris. You're gonna get yourself in some big trouble.
Chris Carnage: Yeah, yeah. He's all talk. Anyway, lets get to the first match, Chyna vs Ivory vs my favorite green goddess TORI! Tori is going to kick some ass tonight Cameron, I can feel it!
Cameron Cade: Be that as it may, I think you've run your mouth enough for now, to the announce table Batman!
::Cameron Cade and Chris Carnage exit the ring and make their way over to the announcing position. They sit down and get their headsets on and the lights dim::