Raven: Congratulations Tommy...congratulations on your big win tonight. I know our past here in ECW has been quite odious...you...me...Tommy...we never saw eye to eye, and I doubt we ever will. But from the bottom of my blackened heart...congratulations. Before...before the resurrection of ECW...I never believed in the cliche "Time's Change", but Tommy...you've showed me that there may just be a sliver of truth to that. We'll see how long our alliance lasts because at Barely Legal...it could all come to an end. It would be a shame...wouldn't it Tommy? You and I both have the opportunity of becoming the first new ECW champion, the premier crop in this somewhat agricultural spectacle known as professional wrestling. Do you know what that means Tommy? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!?!? That means that at Barely Legal, you and I could be fighting like gladiators to secure our spot in the annals of professional wrestling...you and I Tommy...you and I...we might meet each other in this tournament...who knows? You have your match with Rhino...I have mine with Christian. The winners will meet in what is likely to be one of the most hard fought battles EVER. Those winner...Tommy...THOSE WINNERS...well one of them could be YOU...and what about me? WHAT ABOUT RAVEN!? Well, one of them could be me too. To put it more bluntly, one of them WILL be me. You see, Christian stands no chance. What has he ever done? What has he ever accomplished? I'm a former ECW Champion...and Christian...Christian, he doesn't have what it takes to be in ECW. Whining, complaining, crying...bitching...that doesn't get you anywhere in ECW. Christian will fall at the feet of the savior of ECW...Quoth the Raven...NEVER...

Christian: I don't have what it takes? You're telling me that...I DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES!? What about you!? YOU'RE NOTHING ANYMORE! You're nothing! I'm everything! EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!

::Christian pulls Raven's head off the hood by his hair, then drives it three times back down, denting the hood::

Christian: WHAT ABOUT ME!? WHAT ABOUT CHRISTIAN!?

::Christian pulls Raven to his feet and takes him up on top of the car. He hooks Raven's arms and drops him with the Unprettier. CRASH! Raven's head goes right through the glass windshield of the car::

Christian: We'll see who doesn't have what it takes at Barely Legal, won't we? Won't WE!? WON'T WE!?

::Tommy Dreamer and Stevie Richards come running out into the parking lot with medics and chase Christian away. The medics attend to Raven. They slowly put him onto a stretcher, revealing his face covered with the glossy crimson mask. Raven is loaded into an ambulance which pulls up and they take him off. Dreamer and Richards don't know what to do...::

Joey Styles: Christian has snapped...I can't believe what he did...

Chase Cassidy: Okay...I admit...that was going a little too far...

Joey Styles: A LITTLE!? He smashed Raven's face through a windshield! He could have killed the man!

Chase Cassidy: Christian has every right to be angry though! All that trash Raven was talking about him, I'd be upset too.

Joey Styles: Raven was just telling the truth. Christian doesn't exactly have a lot of experience when it comes to ECW.

Chase Cassidy: I guess we'll find out who the better man is at Barely Legal...

Joey Styles: If Raven is even in shape to compete at that time!

Chase Cassidy: Gee, it would be such a shame if Raven had to forfeit his spot in the tournament...wouldn’t it?

::"Playing God" by Reveille plays and Mikey Whipwreck appears on stage in a cloud of smoke. Closely behind him is the Sinister Minister, dressed in red as usual. They laugh hysterically on their way to the ring::

::"Sun Shining Down on Me" by Jackyl hits and E.Z. Money comes out with Chris Hamrick at his side. Money gets to the ring and does a little strip tease for the booing fans::

Joey Styles: I don't think these fans here enjoy E.Z. Money's dancing...

Chase Cassidy: What the hell is wrong with them!? They should be offering up some cash right about now!

Joey Styles: Well, why don't you go up there and give some to him?

Chase Cassidy: Well...I...uh...I just donated all of my money to a charitable organization. I'm broke...

Joey Styles: Sure Chase...sure...

::E.Z. Money attacks Whipwreck with a few punches, then whips him into the turnbuckles. He charges at Whipwreck who moves out of the way. Money runs chest first into the turnbuckles. Whipwreck lifts him up for a belly to back suplex, turns him around, and drops him with a sitdown powerbomb. 1...2..E.Z. Money kicks out. Whipwreck bounces Money off the ropes and leapfrogs him. Money bounces off the other set of ropes and comes back. Whipwreck goes for a hurricanrana, but Money catches him. He powerbombs Mikey to the mat right on his neck. He drags Mikey over to the corner and starts choking him with his foot. The ref breaks the choke, but Money shoves him down, then goes back to choking Mikey. He finally walks away from Whipwreck and does a little bumping and grinding for the booing crowd. While Money is taunting the crowd, Chris Hamrick tries to choke Whipwreck in the corner from the outside. Mikey nails him in the mouth with a stiff back elbow and gets to his feet, rallying the fans behind him. E.Z. Money turns around and Mikey nails him with a dropkick. Money bounces off the ropes and comes back towards Whipwreck who takes his head off with a clothesline. Mikey Whipwreck bounces off the ropes and hits a legdrop. 1...2...E.Z. Money kicks out. Whipwreck rolls Money onto his stomach and pulls him towards the ropes. Whipwreck goes to the outside and pulls Money so that his head is resting on the ring apron. Whipwreck grabs a chair hops rolls back into the ring. He springboards over the ropes and drops a leg on the chair driving it into E.Z. Money's skull!::

Joey Styles: What a move by Mikey Whipwreck!

Chase Cassidy: What a VICIOUS move by Mikey Whipwreck. He should be disqualified!

Joey Styles: We don't DQ people in ECW Chase...

Chase Cassidy: Better yet then, he should be fired! He's nothing but malicious!

Joey Styles: Chase, you always have such a...UNIQUE...point of view.

::Whipwreck pulls Money all the way out of the ring and drives him over the guard rails into the audience. Mikey gets on the ring apron and bounces off the middle rope with an Asai moonsault. E.Z. Money moves and Mikey hits the concrete hard. Money laughs at Whipwreck, gyrates a little, then quickly tosses him back over the guardrails and into the ring. Money waits on the ring apron as Whipwreck gets to his feet. E.Z. Money flips over the top rope and nails Whipwreck with the Money Clip nearly knocking Mikey out of his boots! 1...2...Mikey kicks out! On the outside, Chris Hamrick grabs a chair and hops onto the ring apron. Money whips Mikey toward Hamrick, but Mikey reverses it! Chris Hamrick accidentally nails E.Z. Money with the chair! Mikey catches Money with a small package! 1...2...no! Hamrick pulls the referee out of the ring! Hamrick clocks the referee with the chair as the fans scream obscenities at him. He rolls into the ring and nails Mikey with the chair as well. E.Z. Money and Chris Hamrick double team Whipwreck while he's down. All of a sudden, the Sinister Minister gets in the ring with his cane, and Tajiri runs out from the back. Tajiri attacks E.Z. Money as the Minister hits Chris Hamrick on the head with his cane, breaking it in two!::

Joey Styles: This match has turned into complete chaos!

Chase Cassidy: I can't believe that the Sinister Minister is getting involved! This is completely unfair!

Joey Styles: Oh shut up Chase! You don't complain when Hamrick interferes!

::The Sinister Minister shoots a fireball at Hamrick knocking him through the ropes!! The Sinister Minister goes to get the referee as Tajiri unloads on E.Z. Money with devastating kicks. Money turns around and Mikey nails the Whipper Snapper! He makes the cover but the referee isn't in the ring yet. Finally, the ref gets up and makes the count slowly...1...2...::

Joey Styles: NO! NO! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?

Chase Cassidy: WOOHOO!

::Christian York and Joey Matthews run down and Matthews pulls the referee out of the ring stopping the count once again. York gets in the ring and throws Tajiri out towards Matthews. York kicks Whipwreck below the belt, and drops him with a hangman's neckbreaker. Matthews rolls the ref back in the ring and E.Z. Money makes the cover...1...2...3!::

Joey Styles: Oh no! I can't believe it! Mikey had it won several times!

Chase Cassidy: You win some...you lose some...

Joey Styles: He was screwed by four people! And what do Matthews and York have to do with this match!?

Chase Cassidy: Well, maybe they just wanted to start on Tajiri and Whipwreck a little early. The two teams will face each other in the finals of the Tag Tournament at Barely Legal. You need to think more before you speak Joey...jeez...

Joey Styles: Like you should be talking. Matthews and York had NOTHING to do with this match. There was no reason for them to come out and screw Whipwreck out of the T.V. Title...this is the epitome of a screw job!

::Backstage...Cyrus' Office::

Cyrus: I've got it! I've got it!

Rhino: What?

Cyrus: My Olympic Hero Kurt Angle was in here awhile ago and demanded a match. By golly, I with the Office you know! I've got it! Tonight, the main event will be...get this...Kurt Angle and Christian versus Stevie Richards and...

Rhino: And?

Cyrus: RAVEN! Hahaha! I'm a genius! Brilliant Cyrus, just BRILLIANT!

Rhino: But Raven isn't even here...

Cyrus: So?

Rhino: Christian took him out in the parking lot...they took him to the hospital...

Cyrus: My POINT exactly Rhino! MY POINT EXACTLY! HA HA! BRILLIANT!

::Rhino rubs his hands together and a smirk comes across his face...Cyrus continues laughing. The door to his office opens and in walks Josh Mathews::

Rhino: Don't you know how to knock!?

Cyrus: What do you want? You could at least knock! I'm with the Office you know! I HAVE THE BRASS!

::Cyrus holds up his name tag which is hung around his neck::

Josh Mathews: *point at Rhino* Who do you think you are? You think you're so tough? You think you're a badass? You think you're a badass because you can pick on women? I saw what you did to Taylor and I know you're nothing but an ass with a huge ego...and no, I'm not talking about you Cyrus.

Cyrus: HEY! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!? First you barge into my Office, and then you insult the Office's own man-beast Rhino!? I'm with the Office DAMMIT! And I think you just got yourself a match...you...whatever your name is...Get your gear on, your match is up next! Rhino's going to beat all over this arena and you'll NEVER step foot in this office again! GO! Don't make me kick you out myself!

Josh Mathews: I'd like to see you try! Oh, and thanks for the match...

::Josh laughs and leaves the office to go get his gear on. Cyrus holds Rhino back and tells him to wait for a couple of minutes until their match::

Joey Styles: WHAT A JERK!

Chase Cassidy: I know! How rude can a person be? Josh just barged right in like he owned the place, that little jerk.

Joey Styles: I wasn’t talking about Josh, I was talking about CYRUS!

Chase Cassidy: What did Cyrus do!?

Joey Styles: Cyrus made the main event for tonight and it’s basically going to be a handicapped match!

Chase Cassidy: No it’s not...it’s Raven and Richards versus Christian and Kurt Angle. How is that a handicapped match!? You’ve lost your mind Joseph.

Joey Styles: Raven is at the hospital! How can you compete if you’re at the hospital! Christian attacked him from behind like the coward he is and put him face first through the windshield of that Lincoln! There’s no way Raven can compete tonight.

Chase Cassidy: Cyrus is smart...what can I say?

Joey Styles: Smart isn’t the word for Cyrus. In any case, Stevie Richards may face the biggest challenge of his life tonight when he takes on Christian AND Kurt Angle BY HIMSELF, thanks to our WONDERFUL commissioner...Cyrus.

::"Sidekick" by Rancid hits and out comes Josh Mathews to a great ovation. He gives the fans in the first few rows high fives before sliding into the ring and posing on the turnbuckles::

Joey Styles: I hate to say this...but I think Josh has bitten off a little more than he can chew...

Chase Cassidy: He wanted the match, you could tell by the way he just walked into Cyrus' office without even KNOCKING!

Joey Styles: I know he wanted the match and he's standing up for something he believes in...

Chase Cassidy: Huh?

Joey Styles: Taylor...he's standing up for Taylor. You saw the way Rhino tried to scare her earlier! Josh wants to get some revenge for her.

Chase Cassidy: Women...

Joey Styles: Something you know nothing about...

Chase Cassidy: HEY!

::"Debonaire" by Dope blasts throughout the arena and Rhino walks out on stage, breathing heavily. The fans boo him as he makes his way to the ring, like he's stalking his prey. He pulls himself onto the ring apron and steps through the ropes. He climbs to the middle turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air, but the fans only boo him. He spits into the front row. Josh Mathews runs up from behind him and powerbombs him from the second rope! He quickly makes the cover...1...2...Rhino kicks out with ease. Rhino gets up and Josh nails him with three rights. They don't seem to effect Rhino much and Josh bounces off the ropes. He runs at Rhino who turns him inside out with a huge clothesline. Rhino pulls Josh up by his hair and whips him into the corner, following it up with a huge splash. He snapmares Josh over and drives his knee into Josh's spine. Rhino pulls Josh up again and bounces him off the ropes. He lifts Josh up with a gorilla press, and throws him out of the ring onto the concrete floor! Rhino raises his arms proudly into the air and the fans boo him some more. He goes to the outside and pulls Josh up. He clubs him on the back a few times, then throws him headfirst into the steel steps!::

Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! Josh's skull just connected with those ringsteps!

Chase Cassidy: It's sad to see, but Rhino sure is teaching Josh a lesson he'll NEVER forget...

::Rhino sepates the top steps from the bottom steps, and throws the top set into the ring. He also pulls a length of guard rail out from under the ring and slides that in as well as Josh. Rhino makes his way back into the ring slowly, knowing that Josh won't be getting up anytime soon. He pulls Josh to his feet and spits in his face, then slaps him. Josh starts to fight back with lefts and rights, and bounces off the ropes. Josh goes for a hurricanrana but Rhino has nothing to do with it, and powerbombs him to the mat. Rhino picks up the steps and waits for Josh to get up. Josh pulls himself to his feet using the ring ropes and turns around. WHAM! Rhino nails Josh with the steel steps, then goes for the cover! 1...2...NO! Rhino pulls Josh's shoulders up off the mat::

Joey Styles: OH COME ON! Just finish the poor kid off! There's no need for this!

::Rhino props one end of the guard rail in the ring on the edge of the steps he just hit Josh with. He pulls Josh up and bounces him off the ropes, then catches him with a spinebuster right onto the guardrail! Josh is lifeless as Rhino goes for the cover again...1...2...no! Rhino pulls Josh up again! He props Josh up in the corner and goes to the opposite side of the ring. Josh stumbles out and Rhino gores the hell out of him! 1...2...3!::

Joey Styles: Thank god it's over...

Chase Cassidy: Well, Josh will never forget that I guess.

Joey Styles: Yeah, if he regains conciousness sometime soon! Rhino was just merciless...he could have had it finished a long time ago! What a jerk, just like Cyrus!

::Taylor comes running down to the ring to check on Josh. She starts to pull him out of the ring, but Rhino reaches through the ropes and grabs her by the hair. He pulls her into the ring and kicks her in the stomach, looking for a piledriver. Tommy dreamer comes running down the aisle with a chair and chases Rhino away. He checks on Taylor and helps Josh to his feet::

Joey Styles: I'm glad Tommy Dreamer made the save here...I shudder to think what Rhino would have done to poor Taylor! He was going to piledrive her, and who knows if it would have stopped there!

Chase Cassidy: She would have gotten what she deserved! Tommy Dreamer is just trying to get the respect of these idiotic fans!

Joey Styles: Tommy Dreamer is just being a nice guy and didn't want to see Rhino do to Taylor what he had just done to Josh.

Chase Cassidy: Either way, they deserve it.

Joey Styles: Neither of them have ever done anything to you Chase!

Chase Cassidy: So? Josh was rude to Cyrus, and I'm offended by that.

Joey Styles: Give me a break...

::In the restroom...Al Snow is relieving himself, and Head is sitting on top of the urinal::

Al Snow: Hey, stop it. Would you knock that off? Stop looking at me you freak!

::Al zips his pants up and grabs Head, then goes to wash his hands::

Al Snow: No, we’re not booked tonight.

::Silence::

Al Snow: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME!? I’m not in charge of the shows!

::Al glares at Head::

Al Snow: And no, we’re not booked for Barely Legal, and NO, I don’t know why. Probably because you ask too many questions!

::Al looks at Head, and then looks offended::

Al Snow: Of course it’s not me! It’s got to be you. What do they have to not like about me!? You’re the one who’s so weird and anal retentive...don’t blame me.

::A minute goes by and then Al looks surprised::

Al Snow: You want to challenge ME to a match!? You’re challenging me to a match? No, I don’t accept. What is wrong with you? Don’t be jealous because I’m the pretty one.

::Al looks a way from Head for a few seconds, then snaps back quickly::

Al Snow: What? What was that? ...Fine, don’t tell me. Secrets don’t make friends you know! What? You don’t want to be my friend!? I’m hurt! How dare you! How could you!? Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful...besides, you have lots of assets too. You’re the brains you know. Yes...I forgive you...

::Al Snow starts to walk away, then looks back at Head who is still sitting on the counter near the sink::

Al Snow: Well aren’t you coming? FINE...I have to do everything myself, don’t I?

::Al goes back, grabs head, then leaves::

Joey Styles: Something isn't right with him...

Chase Cassidy: I think there's a lot that isn't right with him Joseph. He talks to a mannequin head for God's sake!

Joey Styles: Well, whether Al Snow's elevator goes all the way to the top or not, he's a great wrestler.

Chase Cassidy: He's a lunatic! Did you hear him!? He think he's the pretty one!

::"CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN!" echoes throughout the arena, and then Kurt Angle's theme music plays. Angle and Christian come out side by side to a huge chorus of boos. Before they can get in the ring, "Nitro" by the Offspring hits and Stevie Richards runs down the aisleway, attack Angle and Christian. He ddts Christian on the floor and throws Angle over the guardrails into the first row. He slides in the ring and poses for the fans to a huge pop. "Come Out and Play" by the Offspring hits, signifying the entrance of Raven. Richards looks thrilled and Angle and Christian wait on the outside. Nothing happens though and Richards looks worried as Angle and Christian hop onto the ring apron and the music cuts::

Joey Styles: Well...it looks as though Raven is still at the hospital.

Chase Cassidy: What did you expect!? He's still getting stitches! HAHA!

Joey Styles: I don't know what I expected...I just thought that somehow...someway Raven had made it back...wait, what's this!?

::"Come Out and Play" by the Offspring plays again, and out comes the Queen of Extreme, Francine, with a singapore cane in hand! The fans go crazy! Kurt Angle and Christian hop in the ring and attack Richards from behind. They continue to stomp on his as Francine makes her way to ringside::

Joey Styles: You don't think...no, you don't think she's going to wrestle do you?

Chase Cassidy: She better not! That's no place for a woman!

Joey Styles: Well, with Francine at ringside with that singapore cane, the sides are evened up...a little.

::The referee gets Christian to his corner and Angle stomps away on Richards. He pulls him up and whips him of the ropes, catching him with a belly to belly overhead suplex. 1...2...Richards kicks out. Angle pulls Richards up and locks on behind him. He nails three consecutive german suplexes, then puts an arm on Richards for a cocky cover...1...2...Richards kicks out! Angle covers Richards for real this time, but Richards kicks out again! Angle pulls Richards up to his feet and Francine starts rallying the fans behind him. Angle goes for the Olympic Slam, but Richards escapes. Kurt Angle turns around and Stevie goes for the Stevie Kick. Angle catches him and throws him over his head with a modified t-bone suplex! He slaps Richards around on the mat before tagging in Christian. Christian waits for Richards to get to his feet. When he does, Christian nails him with an armdrag. He pulls Richards up and whips him off the ropes. Christian runs at him and goes for a monkey flip, but Richards catches him and sits him on the top turnbuckle. Christian kicks Richards right in the face then hits a sunset flip. 1...2...Richards kicks out. Christian goes back to the top turnbuckle and leaps off, catching Stevie with a huge splash! 1...2...Richards kicks out again! Christian is furious and starts to strangle him. Francine gets on the ring apron and yells at the referee for not stopping him. With the ref distracted, Kurt Angle gets in the ring and helps Christian attack Richards. Christian backs Richards into the corner, then whips him out quickly. Richards runs right into Angle who throws him across the ring with another belly to belly suplex. Christian leaves the ring and Angle makes the cover as the ref turns around. 1...2...::

Joey Styles: NO! NO! Stevie Richards kicked out! Richards kicked out!

::Angle grabs Richards and applies the ankle lock. Richards tries to make it to the ropes but Angle won't have anything to do with it. Francine reaches out to help Richards, but Angle pulls him back into the middle of the ring. Richards is about to tap when Francine gets in the ring with her cane. Christian gets in the ring to get Francine out, but CRACK! She nails him with the singapore cane knocking him to the outside. Angle finally breaks the ankle lock and grabs Francine by the hair. He grabs her cane and throws it down. Christian gets back in the ring and picks up the singapore cane. Kurt Angle holds Francine as Christian steps up to bat. All of a sudden Nova comes running down to the ring. He plants Christian with a reverse ddt from behind!::

Chase Cassidy: WHAT THE HELL!?

Joey Styles: IT'S NOVA! IT'S NOVA!

Chase Cassidy: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE!? HE'S GOING TO RUIN IT ALL!

Joey Styles: Finally someone isn't going to sit here and watch this happen! Nova and Richards go way back...Nova can't just sit back and watch them destroy Richards and Francine!

::Angle lets Francine go and she kicks Christian out of the ring. Nova nails Angle with a flying tornado ddt to a humongous ovation from the crowd. He checks on Francine and then the two of them check on Richards, helping him to his feet. Christian slides back in the ring with a chair and nails Nova from behind with it, knocking him out of the ring! Richards lunges at Christian, but Christian cracks the chair across his skull! Christian grabs Francine from behind by the hair and yells for someone to get him a microphone::

Joey Styles: Oh, this is sick! What the hell is wrong with Christian!?

Chase Cassidy: Teach her a lesson!! Show her Christian! You show her!

Joey Styles: Shut up, would you!?

Christian: What are you gonna now!? Huh!? WHATCHA GONNA DO!? What? What was that? You're just going to wait for Tommy Dreamer to come out? Huh? Good ol' white meat baby face Tommy Dreamer huh? Tommy isn't here Francine! Tommy can't save you now! Tommy is at the hospital with Raven! HAHAHA! You're all alone Francine! ALONE! ALONE! ALONE!

::Christian smiles at Francine and picks up a chair. Francine screams in horror::

Joey Styles: Christian has snapped again! He's going crazy! Don't do it Christian! Leave her alone!

::"Come Out and Play" by the Offspring hits for the third time, and Raven comes running out all bandaged up! He runs to the ring to a huge pop and Christian and Angle immediately roll out::

Joey Styles: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S RAVEN! HE'S BACK FROM THE HOSPITAL!

Chase Cassidy: HOW!? Christian put him through the windshield of a car!!! This isn't right!

Joey Styles: Oh look at them now! Running like the cowards they are!

::Christian and Angle back their way up the aisle and onto the stage. Raven checks on Francine, Richards, and Nova. Christian yells something at Raven and Raven just smiles. Christian and Angle disappear behind the curtains. Francine and Raven do the sign of the crucifix and the show goes off the air::

ECW Barely Legal!