Cameron Cade: Well that was...interesting. Raven is always...insightful so to speak. He really is very intelligent though..
Chase Cassidy: Oh yeah, I think that's why "the boys" don't like him. They're jealous of his ability inside the ring, and out. I know I would be jealous of his intellect—
Cameron Cade: WOULD BE?
Chase Cassidy: Well yeah, if I wasn't so intelligent already!
Cameron Cade: Oh boy...
*¤*"Come Out and Play" by The Offspring blares out of the speakers and the lights dim. The fans don't know quite how to react...most of them boo. The cloaked woman comes out first, followed by Raven who is wearing his normal attire. Leather jacket, cut offs, and a shirt tied around his waist. They make their way to ringside where they discuss something. Raven then slides in the ring and slouches down in the corner waiting for his opponent.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Who is this woman in the cloak?
Chase Cassidy: Don't you ever listen!? Raven said we'd find out soon enough!
Cameron Cade: That could mean anything though with him. He's so confusing. Look at him...
*¤* Saturn's music plays and the fans cheer, hoping he'll get Raven out of the tournament. He seems very distant as he walks to the ring.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Raven is brilliant! Look at that! He's playing mind games with Saturn! He's totally psyching him out.
*¤* Saturn reaches the floor, runs, and slides in the ring under the bottom rope. He's very concentrated and wants to get right into it...but Raven stays in his seated position in the corner with the cloaked woman on the outside near him. Saturn tries to get Raven to wrestle, and then the referee does too but Raven doesn't budge. He just stares at the both of them. The referee tells Raven that he'll be disqualified if he doesn't get up, so finally Raven stands up.*¤*
Cameron Cade: What is wrong with Raven?
*¤* Raven leans back in the corner, but doesn't sit down. Saturn charges him and clotheslines him.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Raven had a perfect chance to escape, but he just stood there and took that clothesline from Saturn.
*¤* Raven stumbles out of the corner and Saturn meets him with several punches to the jaw. Raven finally responds with a few punches of his own. He tosses Saturn off the ropes and goes for a hiptoss. Saturn reverses and goes for his own hiptoss which sends Raven up and over the top rope. Raven hits the hard concrete with a thud. Saturn steps through the ropes and jumps off the apron hitting Raven with a double ax handle. He lays the beating on Raven not even allowing Raven to get to his feet. Finally Raven backs himself up against the steel steps begging Saturn to stop the assault. Saturn doesn't know quite what to do. He stops for a moment, then grabs a steel chair. He swings it at Raven's head...*¤*
Chase Cassidy: OH NO! He's going to sandwich Raven's head between that chair and those steel steps! Phew!
Cameron Cade: Raven is quick enough to move out of the way, that chair connected with the steps and the steps alone.
*¤* Saturn turns around as Raven snatches the chair from him. Raven swings, but misses. He turns around and Saturn punches the chair right into Raven's face.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Saturn may have shattered his fist on that one, but Raven is also feeling the effects. He did want "Raven's Rules" you know...
Chase Cassidy: No doubt Raven's feeling the effects! He just got a steel chair driven into his face you moron. You really have a keen eye for the obvious...
*¤* Raven trips Saturn and as Saturn falls, the chair smashes into his face. Raven takes full advantage and starts stomping on Saturn's injured hand. Raven sets Saturn's hand on top of the steel steps and then hits it with the steel chair.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Saturn's hand has to be broken after that one!
*¤* Raven rolls Saturn in the ring and throws the chair in. Saturn crawls to the chair while Raven gets in the ring. Raven doesn't see that Saturn has the chair and he charges toward Saturn. CRACK, Saturn nails Raven with the chair. Raven doesn't go down so Saturn picks him up and tosses him with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Saturn pulls Raven up and locks in a dragon sleeper. Raven is almost out, but Saturn lifts him up and drops him with a reverse vertical suplex. He goes for the pin...*¤*
Cameron Cade: 1...2...
Chase Cassidy: Raven kicks out! Raven kicks out!
*¤* Saturn argues with the referee while Raven comes to his senses. Behind Saturn's back, Raven opens the chair up and sets it in the middle of the ring.*¤*
Cameron Cade: What has gotten into Saturn? He's never been like this before?
Chase Cassidy: It's Raven, I'm telling you. He's playing those mind games and it really psyches people out. Saturn is so distracted he didn't even see Raven set up that chair.
Cameron Cade: Saturn! Look out!
*¤* Saturn turns around and Raven nails a drop toe hold onto the chair, Saturn's face denting the seat of it. 1...2...Saturn kicks out! Raven folds the chair up and sets it down. He pulls Saturn to his feet and sets him up for a piledriver. Raven lifts Saturn up, but Saturn uses his body weight to get his feet back to the mat. He tosses Raven over his head with a back body drop. Raven gets up and the two exchange punches. Raven tosses Saturn into the corner. Raven charges at Saturn, nails a clotheslines, turns around holding onto Saturn and runs toward the chair. Raven goes for a bulldog but Saturn surprisingly counters and belly to back suplexes Raven right onto the chair.*¤*
Cameron Cade: Nice reversal by Saturn!
Chase Cassidy: No No No! That's not what was supposed to happen!
*¤* Saturn lays the chair on top of a lifeless Raven and goes to the top turnbuckle. He flies off the top and nails a fantastic flying elbow drop driving the chair into Raven's chest. He rolls over and hooks Raven's leg.*¤*
Chase Cassidy: Oh no! Raven! Kick out!
Cameron Cade: 1...2...
Chase Cassidy: Yes! Raven kicks out just in the nick of time!
Cameron Cade: Saturn was tenths of a second away from advancing to the King of the Ring finals!
Chase Cassidy: Yeah, poor baby. So close. Mhmm...
Cameron Cade: Don't look now Chase, I think this match is just about over...
*¤* Saturn pulls Raven to his feet and picks him up on his shoulders...setting up for the Death Valley Driver right on the chair. Out of no where, the woman in the black cloak grabs Saturn's feet distracting Saturn enough that Raven escapes. Saturn turns around and is met by a kick to the stomach followed by the Evenflow ddt! He casually leans back, knowing victory is near...*¤*
Chase Cassidy: EVENFLOW! EVENFLOW! ONE! TWO! THREE! YEEEES!
Cameron Cade: I've never seen a bigger Raven mark in my entire life. Raven somehow nails the Evenflow ddt out of absolutely nowhere and picks up the win...
Chase Cassidy: ADVANCING in the King of the Ring. Don't you forget to mention that. You're always trying to steal the spotlight away from the good wrestlers.
Cameron Cade: Yeah, that's my goal in life you know.
Chase Cassidy: I do know.
Cameron Cade: No you don't.
Chase Cassidy: Do too! Do too! Don't get lippy with me mister.
Cameron Cade: Right, you know...sometimes I wonder why I put up with you.
Chase Cassidy: Because I make you look good.
Cameron Cade: Actually, you do...in more ways than one.
*¤* Chase Cassidy looks puzzled as the cameras switch to the backstage area where Matt Hardy is getting some water.*¤*
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