Cameron Cade: Why is Cyrus in a wheelchair!? What a big baby...

Chase Cassidy: You'd be in a wheelchair too if the Hollys put you through a table. I might be able to arrange that if you'd like.

Cameron Cade: Do you ever shut up?

Chase Cassidy: No.

Cameron Cade: Cyrus is such a jerk. Matt Hardy only wanted to go see his brother in the hospital. Cyrus uses power improperly.

Chase Cassidy: You better watch your mouth, he's with the office.

Cameron Cade: I know, he's mentioned that a few times...

Chase Cassidy: Our next matchup is a fourway dance for the Intercontinental Title!

Cameron Cade: It was a six way dance before, but Cyrus thought there was some sort of conspiracy and he kicked two of the wrestlers out of the match!

Chase Cassidy: It was a conspiracy! A man's gotta' do what a man's gotta' do.

Cameron Cade: Like you would know...

Cameron Cade: The fans really love DX!

Chase Cassidy: I don't understand this at all. This truly is a...phenomenon. I sure don't see anything in this new formation of DX.

Cameron Cade: Mr. Ass, Chyna, and Triple H make up the new DX, and the fans can't get enough!

*¤* 5,4,3,2,1.....BOOM! "Break the walls DOOOOOOOOOWN!" Chris Jericho comes out on stage to a chorus of boos. He looks around at the fans shouting obscenities at him and blows them kisses. On his way down the ramp, he thanks the fans that throw foreign objects at him, only aggravating them more. He hops up onto the ring apron and poses, fixing his hair, blowing kisses, and bowing to the crowd.*¤*

Chase Cassidy: What is wrong with the people here!? This is who they should cheering! Chris Jericho is the uncrowned champion of OCW.

Cameron Cade: Yeah, and I'm Dr. Seuss...

Chase Cassidy: Could be, could be...Can you rhyme?

Cameron Cade: It was sarcasm you buffoon!

*¤* "Back that ass up!" The fans cheer as Rikishi walks through the curtains out onto the stage with his back to the crowd slapping his cheeks. He turns around and holds his arms high in the air absorbing the energy from the crowd.*¤*

Chase Cassidy: Hmm...we have two wrestlers with "Ass" gimmicks in this match. This is a conspiracy, maybe Cyrus should look into this and take them both out of the match. It's truly unfair to the other wrestlers in the match. Mr. Ass and Rikishi have got to be in cahoots!

Cameron Cade: Either you're extremely ignorant, or you're a very sad and paranoid man.

Chase Cassidy: Probably both.

Cameron Cade: Sounds likely.

*¤* Kurt Angles music plays and he comes out in front of the crowd excitedly. He is met by a cascade of boos and acts very shocked by this. He makes his way down the ramp screaming "What!? WHAT!?" to the booing fans. Halfway down the ramp his pyro goes startling him. Finally he gets into the ring and the match is started.*¤*

Chase Cassidy: This match is for the OCW Intercontinental Title! Hey Cade...is this elimination?

Cameron Cade: Actually, the person who wins the first fall wins the title which isn't normal here in OCW. We usually have elimination matches. The twist is that all four men are in there at the same time.

*¤* The bell rings and Angle and Jericho immediately double team Mr. Ass. Rikishi makes his way over and pulls Angle away and those two start brawling. Jericho chokes Mr. Ass in the corner while Angle whips Rikishi into the turnbuckle. Angle runs at Rikishi and CRACK! Rikishi nails Angle with a stiff superkick!*¤*

Chase Cassidy: Oh man, did you hear that!?

*¤* The ref breaks Jericho and Mr. Ass up. Chyna pulls Mr. Ass out to check on him. Jericho bounces off the ropes and hits a dropkick through the ropes knocking down both Chyna and Mr. Ass. Jericho rolls out of the ring. He whips Mr. Ass into the guardrails. Chyna nails Jericho in the back of the head with a clothesline knocking him down. Back in the ring Angle gets back up. Rikishi grabs him and goes for a belly to belly. Angle reverses and hits is own belly to belly on Rikishi!*¤*

Cameron Cade: One! Two! OH! Angle barely gets his shoulder up.

Chase Cassidy: That's integrity right there!

*¤* Jericho and Mr. Ass roll back into the ring. Jericho whipped into the ropes, bounces, comes back and nails Mr. Ass with a flying forearm. Jericho runs and spring boards off the ropes going for the Lionsault, but Rikishi catches him in mid air and slams him down with a powerslam!*¤*

Cameron Cade: Spectacular move by Rikishi! He's got this one won!

*¤* One...two...Angle breaks up the count. Angle works over Rikishi while Mr. Ass attacks Jericho. Jericho into the ropes, he goes for a flying head scissors but Mr. Ass counters and throws him over the top rope to the concrete floor. Angle runs at Rikishi and Rikishi back body drops him. He bounces off the ropes and drops a thick legged legdrop right on Angle's neck. 1...2...Mr. Ass breaks the count. He pulls Rikishi to his feet. He sends Rikishi into the corner, charges, and nails a huge splash. Jericho grabs Rikishi's ankles tripping him and pulling him out. Mr. Ass turns around and is caught by Kurt Angle. Angle hits an overhead belly to belly suplex on Mr. Ass.*¤*

Chase Cassidy: We have a new Intercontinental Champion and his name is Kurt Angle, my Olympic hero!

Cameron Cade: Mr. Ass kicks out!

Chase Cassidy: Oh no he didn't, he didn't not just go there...

*¤* On the outside Rikishi whips Jericho into the guardrails. Jericho stumbles forward from the impact and Rikishi nails a belly to belly on the concrete floor. In the ring Mr. Ass finally gets the upper hand against Kurt Angle. Angle into the ropes, bounces back, and Mr. Ass lifts him high into the air then drops him with a press slam. Rikishi gets up on the apron and swings at Mr. Ass. Mr. Ass ducks and nails Rikishi with a clothesline. Rikishi falls off the ring apron and on his way down his head smacks up against the steel ring steps.*¤*

Cameron Cade: Oh no! Rikishi's head just bounced off those steel steps. He's got to have a concussion!

*¤* Kurt Angle charges at Mr. Ass but Mr. Ass counters with a powerslam! 1...2...Jericho gets back in the ring and breaks up the count with a dropkick to the head. Jericho goes for the lionsault on Kurt Angle but Angle gets his legs up. Jericho crashes down ribs first onto Angle's knees. Angle gets up, pulls up Jericho, and tosses him to the outside. Mr. Ass gets up and out of no where Kurt Angle nails the Olympic Slam!*¤*

Chase Cassidy: YES! GO for the pin Kurt!

Cameron Cade: He could have the title won but he's showboating Chase!

*¤* The referee is distracted by the medics checking on Rikishi on the outside. Chyna rolls in the ring and the crowd pops. Angle doesn't see her come up behind him and she nails him with a hard low blow! The crowd simply goes wild! Angle is hunched over from the agonizing pain. Mr. Ass gets up and nails the Fameasser! The ref counts...*¤*

Cameron Cade: One! Two! THREE!! Mr. Ass is the new Intercontinental Champion and brings some gold home to DX!

Chase Cassidy: NO! That was unfair. The match needs to be thrown out and started over! Chyna interfered! Mr. Ass cheated!

Cameron Cade: The fans are going wild! What more could they want? They loved Chyna's interference even if it was behind the referee's back!

Chase Cassidy: You wait until Cyrus hears about this. He will not be happy at all! We can't have these cheaters being champions. It's a disgrace to the title, to this company, and to this business! I'm am outraged! Cyrus should strip him of the title.

Cameron Cade: Yeah, I bet that would go over well.

Chase Cassidy: Finally you are seeing the light!

Cameron Cade: That was sarcasm again! Ah!

*¤* The paramedics put Rikishi on a stretcher and rush him out of the building...*¤*

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