The Peoria Civic Center Arena, Peoria, IL.
K. Fred Brown &
Johnny Saturday
First show after the PPV. And I've decided to call it the Night of The Contenders, since we've got three Number 1 contender matches coming up.
I've decided to call it the night you actually got dumber!
Your such an ass! Anyway, our main event is a Four way pinfall match, 10 minutes and the winner is the man with the most pinfalls for a shot at the Deviation Belt. Next we have a tag team contenders match between House of Pain and the Deadly Venoms.
Where's Murdoch again, oh that's right HOP put him out.
He'll be fine for the winner of this match. And then we have the winner of our first match, a newcomer battle royal versus Izzy G the Regulator! How about them apples! The newcomer battle royal contains wrestlers such as The Convict, Titan, and Hardkore.
These guys could fight two matches just for the chance to take on Jack 13. Good Luck, you won't be new for long with goals like that, you'll be retired.
Anyone of these guys could give Psycho Jack a run for his money, we'll see what these boys have as they make it to the ring.
Disease and Contra stand in the ring already pumping the crowd for the match. "Scum of the Earth" by Rob Zombie pops the crowd. The Giant of a newcomer Titan raises his arms over the nine foot level. He hits the ring and stares down the other two.
"Down" by STP plays and Hardkore walks to the ring. The crowd doesn't like him at all. He enters the ring and starts the match going full force into the chest of Disease.
Where's the Convict? All of his big time loudmouth rants last week and he's not even going to show! What's the deal?
Maybe he didn't make parole, maybe he's under house arrest and he couldn't make it.
Maybe he took a look at Izzy G and decided to take the lamb. There are you happy you've got me doing stupid prison references.
Stupid! Only when you do them.
Maybe we have an explanation of why The Convict hasn't made it yet. Something is happening in the back.
The Camera jumps to the back. We see a figure run out of a dressing room. The camera slides back in and we see Izzy getting up off the floor wiping blood from his face. Ace Thunder runs out into the hallway and after the assailant. The camera isn't fast enough to catch the two of them, then they see Ace grab someone and turn him around. The person pops Thunder and runs off.
That was Mr. Extreme! What does he have to do with this?
Maybe he just didn't like the odds against our newcomers and wanted to even them. He's a fair play guy I like that.
Give me a break. Look the Convict is running down the aisle.
The men in the match stop to watch The Convict enter.
The lights dim and "Fight Song" by Marilyn Manson hits the sound system. The fans start booing as walking out of the entranceway towards the ring is "The Convict" John Chambers, handcuffed and being escorted by two security guards. Christian Stafford, The Convict's lawyer and manager, walks closely behind. At the ring steps, they unlock his cuffs and he steps into the ring, ready to begin.
Announcer: Now in the ring, at 265 pounds, hailing from Paradise Falls, New York, he is "The Convict" John Chambers!!!
Hardkore takes no time in putting the fists to the Convict. The Convict pushes him down and elbows him to the face. He then stands up brushes himself off and walks to the corner. Disease and the Contra engage Contra pulls him up in a pancake. Disease stand up turns right into Choke slam from Titan. Hardkore grabs the Contra from behind and bends him over and drops him on his back. Hardkore covers for the pin then realizes that he needs to throw him out of the ring picks the Contra up by his hair and pulls him to the ropes.
From the other side Titan comes running with a big boot to the jaw of Hardkore. Hardkore flips over the ropes but catches himself and slides under the ring ropes. Contra and Disease grabs onto Titan's singlet and starts to try and push the big man over Hardkore sees the advantage and helps. The Convict walks over to the four men and belly to back suplexes Hardkore off of Titan. Titan grabs the Contra by the throat and whirls him into the corner. Running in with a big knee Contra slumps down onto the canvass. Disease cracks the back of the Convict with a fist, the Convict whirls around with a punch to the head. Disease hits the ropes The Convict grabs him by the neck and pushes him over the top rope. Disease holds his ground grabbing on for deal life over the top rope. Hardkore sees another advantage and helps The Convict by grabbing a leg. Titan also walks to the action and grabs another leg. The Contra stands up and punches Disease across the chest so that he will let go of the ropes. Titan tells everyone to grab a limb, he then gets under Disease and raises up, putting Disease on his back. He takes two big steps and powerbombs Disease over the top rope.
Disease has been eliminated by Titan.
Hardkore jumps on Titan's back immediately, Titan tries to grab at him but can't get to where Hardkore is hanging off his neck. The Convict grabs Hardkore by the throat, spins around and drops a vicious neckbreaker.
Why does the Convict keep helping Titan?
Hey a big man like that could come in handy, especially in the joint.
Yes, but wouldn't it be more beneficial to him to throw the bigger man out?
Yes, I'm sure this is just one big game of chess being played by a master. The man's been in prison for like 100 years, he's probably went over this match in his mind like a 1000 times. What the hell else does he have to do but fight off being...
Ok, stop right there!
That's his finisher, "Outta Luck!"
Wait a minute, that's not what the name is!
This is a family program!
Oh come on, say it wussyboy!
Give me a break.
The Contra has been eliminated by Titan.
Hardkore has been eliminated by Titan.
The Winner of the Battle Royal and entry into the Hardcore Contender's match ..........The Convict John Chambers!
John Chambers grabs the mic as soon as the bell rings.
John Chambers: Izzy G ... Now you see the winner, and the man who is going to make you bleed tonight ... It's gonna be fun because I CAN'T WAIT TO HURT YOU!!Hey, they both hit the ground at the same time. How can that be?
Would you believe I already have the replay that shows why?
Ahh, ya, I just heard the same thing in my earpiece. Lets see it!
There you go, another scoop by me!
You? Whatever Dan Rather, well it's Izzy G and The Convict for the Hardcore Contender's match. I hope Izzy will be ready after that blatant attack by Mr. Extreme.
Blatant? All we saw was Mr. Extreme running out of a locker room. For all we know Izzy fell on his own hair gel and Mr. Extreme had some chick page him and had to leave. That's all we know!
Is it hard to live in your world?
Only when I sit by you.
Look it's Mr. Losing streak. You know, until Tulsa West told me, I never knew that Talon was the reason Seattle blew up the Kingdome. They just don't report the news like they should.
Suddenly Talon is taken down by a fan coming out of the stands. The security jumps on the guy and Talon shakes his head and looks puzzled. Even more puzzled when the security just lets the guy go. The fan jumps onto Talon and rams his head into the railing and places his head over the railing. He steadies himself on the railing and falls with an elbow over Talon's head.
That's no fan, that's Tulsa! What a sneak!
No, Repo man was a sneak. This guy is calculating!
Yes, just like he was against Izzy?
The Winner of the match by pinfall..........Tulsa West!
What the hell just happened?
Talon got yet another ass beating, I'm pretty sure of that!
Wow, Tulsa pounded Talon, Talon's got to get it back together he's running in the wrong direction. Just a month ago he was the number one contender for the Big Sky Championship!
And know he's the Number One contender to the High Gore Hitster!
There's nothing wrong with the Hitster!
Have you ever talked to him?
A huge man enters from the back, he passes by Tulsa and sneers he jumps into the ring and looks down at the beaten Talon and nudges him out of the ring with his foot.
"Now everyone listen up. Some of you know who I am. Some of you do not know who I am. Well if you don't know who I am. You will sure as hell know really really soon. For I am now in the Big Sky Wrestling Federation. I am ready for anything, I will beat anyone I have to. Anyone who gets in my way will go down"
"One More Road to Cross" by DMX plays.
Hey, that's Sasquatch! I've heard of him! He's much bigger than I expected!T
I knew he was here, where have you been?
You knew cause they just told us from the back! I honestly can't believe the talent that has started to come into the Big Sky, this is insane! I guess word gets out pretty quickly if you have a good product.
Or if you have....Johnny Saturday!
Yes, I'm sure that's it. Anyway my least favorite tag team, actually my two least favorite tag teams House of Pain and the Deadly Venoms are getting their shot to take on the Splatter Punks for the titles. I hope they both lose.
How can you say that? The Punks are just that, they will lose to whomever gets out of this match, no doubt. Especially with A-Team boy being hurt, and Dane crying over his Deviation Title, they are a mess and it's all over for them!
"Soul Survived" by Asphalt Ballet plays and The Skeleton leads The Reaper and Sam Hain into the ring. He is screeching more than usual. The cloaked figure of the Reaper stands with his sickle in hand and Sam Hain stands behind his back, ever protecting. The Skeleton races around the ring to and fro screeching like a stuck pig.
"Nightflight" by Yo Yo Ma plays and the entourage of The Deadly Venoms makes it's way down to the ring. Benjamin Nicholson and Mugawbi let the Japanese and Chinese superstars into the ring. Nicholson doesn't exactly know what to make of the squelching Skeleton but they start their ceremony and break apart and get out of the ring. Mugawbi ever present at Nicholson's back. The Skeleton races back and forth in front of The Reaper screaming and making an annoyance out of himself. He stops right in front of the two wrestlers, The Reaper hands him his sickle and nods. Hain and the Reaper rush the Venoms. Knocking Xain out of the ring they grab Ryushi and place him on Hain's shoulders in a torture rack. The Reaper jumps from the top rope with an elbow over the smaller man's throat. Hain then grabs Ryushi by the neck, lifts him up and sends him down in an Albert bomb. The Reaper flies off the rope with a lionsault. 1..........2..............No!
Xain breaks the count. Hain grabs his arm and pulls him into the ring and whips him into the ropes but misses a clothesline. Xain hits the backbrain kick. Xain and Ryushi whip the Reaper into the ropes and double drop kick him out of the ring. The Skeleton runs to assist the Reaper making a commotion. Hain stands up, towering over the Venoms, he adjusts his wrist tape and grabs at the smaller wrestlers. Ryushi drops to his knees and grabs Hain's legs. Hain looks down confused and grabs down at the Japanese wrestler. Xain jumps with a dropkick onto Hain's head. Hain falls dow with a thud and Ryushi turns over and bridges holding Hain's leg in a pinning position.
1...............2.......No! Hain power's out. Xain jumps off the ropes but is caught by the Reaper around the neck. The Reaper holds Xain up while the Skeleton grabs a table and sets it up. The Reaper lifts once, twice, he doesn't have the leverage. Xain breaks the hold and superkicks the Reaper off the apron and onto the table with a crash. Hain runs up behind Xain and grabs him by the neck, picks him up, face up. Lifts him over the ropes and drops him onto the place where the Reaper had laid.
Ryushi kicks Hain in the back but does little. Hain spins with a backfist and puts the smaller man on the canvass. Ryushi wraps his legs around the leg of Hain and brings him to the mat with a drop toe hold.
(Continued 7 Minutes Later) The match has been back and forth, The Venoms using their speed and teamwork while HOP using Hain's power to quell the advances. Hain hold Xain on the top rope with one arm. The Reaper runs, jumps off the rope and dropkicks Xain off the rope and through a table set up on the floor below. Hain and The Reaper turn to Ryushi. Ryushi looks to the right and left for an out. He jumps for a frankensteiner onto Hain, but Hain is too strong and catches him. He holds him out as the Reaper runs up the rope and down with an elbow as Hain powerbombs Ryushi. 1.............2..............No! Nicholson breaks the count. Hain grabs at the manager but misses. The Skeleton run and jumps on Nicholson. Mugawbi takes the Skeleton out with a big fist. Ryushi staggers up and ducks a sickle by the Reaper. Ryushi pulls Hain and himself out of the ring. The Reaper grabs at both men but is caught by Xain's running lariat. Xain pulls the Reaper up and hits a Tiger Driver '91.
Ryushi keeps antagonizing Hain. Hain picks him up and literally throws him into the front row. Ryushi throws ceremonial salt into Hain's eyes but most of it is deflected by his mask and he keeps coming. Grabbing Ryushi by the neck he brings him under his armpit and down onto the railing on his neck. Ryushi drift down onto the floor.
The Reaper stands up and superkicks at Xian but misses. Xian crosses the Reaper's arms and suplexs him back. "Shanghi Surprise!" Hain starts for the ring but Ryushi jumps from the front row and places himself in Hain's way. Hain grabs him by the hair and rams him into the post and rolls under the ropes. 1.............2..............3!
Hain couldn't make the save!
The Winner of the match by pinfall and the Number 1 contender's for the Tag Team Titles..........The Deadly Venoms!
Ryushi took one for the team! He took Hain's beating because they knew that they would have a better chance against the Reaper! He saved face by using his body as a distraction! Wow!
Well, I see we have our first number 1 contender's, The Deadly Venoms!
Hell, maybe we can get them to win the belts on July 4th! That way they can show the American's up on their own day! You would love that!
Ya, great.
Your just pissed cause your daddy lost his job to Japanese industry. Fat and lazy is the American way, just ask Murdoch!
If they would send me another color man that would be fine. Now here's a match that I certainly am looking forward to, Izzy G and The Convict! Maybe the Convict will be put in permanent isolation after this, King Izzy is on his way. Even though the dirty tactics of Mr. Extreme tried, he failed to put Izzy out of this match.
The lights dim and "Fight Song" by Marilyn Manson hits the sound system. The fans start booing loudly as walking out of the entranceway down the ramp is "The Convict" John Chambers, handcuffed and being escorted by the same two security guards. Christian Stafford, The Convict's lawyer and manager, walks closely behind them. Once in the ring, they release the handcuffs and The Convict begins stretching his neck, awaiting his opponent.
Announcer: Now in the ring, at 265 pounds, he is the winner of the Newcomer Battle Royal, "The Convict" John Chambers!!!
They should just call him next Hardcore contender, the only problem I have is that I'm not sure who I would want to win. Jack is crazy and one of the best Hardcore wrestlers, but this guy has a certain quality I like.
Does he remind you of your "friend" you used to have in the joint?
"Where U at Rock?" by Kid Rock opens the curtains. Izzy stands with his face still plasterd with old blood from the attack. He hasn't wiped his face off. The fans give Izzy a warm welcome. He walks with a purpose to the ring. Standing up in the ring the two men face each other. Staring into each other like gunfighter's neither man flinches. Finally Izzy beckons The Convict to start. They ties up and Izzy pushes him towards the ropes. Izzy breaks the hold, again they tie up. Izzy whips the Convict into the ropes and raises The Convict up with a belly to belly releasing suplex. The Convict wipes himself off but isn' t ready for the next onslaught. Izzy grabs the Convict and picks him up facing him, cradles the leg and piledrives Chamber's down. Izzy stays on the attack and puts Chambers into a Boston crab and elevates him. Chamber's quickly reaches the ropes and Izzy breaks the hold.
Chambers lifts himself up on the ropes and is caught by a big boot that puts him to the floor. Izzy jumps down and pushes Chamber's head into the railing. Chamber extends a boot into Izzy's chest and knocks him back. Izzy runs at Chambers and misses a clothesline. Chamber hits Izzy with a back elbow, Chamber's pulls something from under the ring and hides it behind his back. He swings and connects, glass goes everywhere and Izzy's wound reopens.
That was a bottle! Holy uh...crap, he's coming this way and dragging Izzy!
Nice save, hey look there is an Izzy laying in front of me, hey buy enjoying the Big Sky so far?
My God! neither man is moving! Get the medics out here!
Hey, how can that be? Izzy wasn't pinning him, he just happened to land on top of him! That can't be a pin! Chamber's beat him from pillar to post! Izzy's going to get Hard Time with this screw job!
At anytime can you be serious, both men are critically injured!
No there not, look Chamber's is getting up.
He's also grabbing the referee, look man you lost get over it! Hey, get the hell away! Hey, that's my chair! Dammit leave me alone! No! Wait, leave Izzy alone! He's hurt, leave him alone!
The Convict continues to beat Izzy with a chair until security pulls him down and handcuffs him.
I'm sure that's no in his parole.
He's beat Izzy senseless! This is ridiculous! Give me a break!
Vaughn
walks down the aisle with counterfit by limp bizkit
blaring. He has a "Meet my chair" shirt on and baggy cargos. His long
dyed
red hair is soaked in water as he poors a water bottle over himself.
Suddenly "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC begins to blare over the arena speakers as the lights begin to slowly dim. Pyros go off up and down the entry way as the music grows in volume. The arena erupts in cheers as 'Hotshot' Ace Thunder steps out from the curtains and onto the stage. He is dressed in a pair of black baggy jeans with white threads and a skintight blood red shirt with a tribal band on the sleeve. His long blonde hair is wetted down and pulled back over his shoulders. Ace lifts his hands to the crowd and receives a huge ovation.
"I hate pt.1" by St. Thomas plays and Griffin walks down the aisle. He has his mask on and his black tights. He throws out his T-Shirt to the fans and they eat it up. He smirks at Justin Vaughn and Ace plays peacemaker as he keeps them apart.
"Smells
like teen sprirt" strikes and no one starts to come down the ramp. High
gore then comes out from under the announcers table and yells into a mik that
not any one is going to stop him from winning this match. And e goes ace no
chance man you going to die.
High Gore jumps in the ring and the bell rings, the counter on the screen
says "10:00 and it also has every wrestler's name and how many pins they
have. High Gore jumps in and kicks Vaughn in his groin, Griffin almost
double's over laughing. Ace and Griffin stand back as the Hitster DDT's
Vaughn to the mat. 1.......No! Griffin breaks the count. He
grabs Griff's arm and spins him into Vaughn, he runs to the other corner and
jumps with a dropkick on both men. Ace shakes his head with approval of
the Hitster's effort. Until the Hitster spins and kicks him in the
face. Ace wipes his mouth and looks for blood and spears the Hitster.
Vaughn and Griffin have noticed that they are on top of each other and are now
punching the holy hell out of each other. Vaughn runs up the ropes and
springboards onto Griffin. 1.........2..........No! Griffin kicks
out. Vaughn drops an elbow, another, Vaughn drops a leg drop. Vaughn
grabs Griffin's arm and drops down with an armbar. He uses his foot to
kick Griffin in the face while he has the bar on him. Griffin rolls out of
the hold and drop toe hold's Vaughn to the mat. Griffin rolls up Vaughn's
leg for the pinfall. 1.......2.......No! Griffin's pin is broken.
Hitster and Ace are working on the other side, Ace pulls Hitster to him and whips him into the corner and follows with a Stinger Splash. Hitster falls to the mat. Ace climbs the ropes, Superstardust Bomb! 1............2.................No! Vaughn breaks the count.
ANNOUNCER: 8 Minutes left!
Ace slaps the mat, Vaughn turns his back to Ace and is hit with the Blazing Flying Elbow from Griffin! 1.............2............No! Ace breaks the hold!
The Hitster has the turnbuckle pad off he grabs Ace by the back and rams his head into the steel. He places Ace onto the turnbuckle and runs. "Face Buster!" Hitster goes for the pin. 1...........2.........No! Griffin breaks the count, but he is hit with "My Generation" as he turns!
1.............2..........No! The Hitster breaks the count. Ace rolls up the Hitster from behind, 1...........2..........No! Vaughn breaks the count. Griffin rolls up Vaughn. 1.............2..........No! Ace breaks the count. Hitster hits a bulldog on Ace.
Hitster jumps up the ropes and splashes Ace. Griffin jumps from the other ropes and hits the Hitster, stands up to pull the Hitster over for the pinfall. "My Generation!" Again! Vaughn rolls up Griffin! 1..........2...........3!
The first pinfall of the match goes to Justin Vaughn!
Justin Vaughn 1, Ace 0, Griffin 0, Hitster 0!
ANNOUNCER: 5 Minutes left!
Ace grabs Vaughn by the neck and throws him out of the ring. The Hitster jumps off the ropes with a famasser onto Ace. The Hitster again place Ace in front of the exposed turnbuckle. He jumps for the face buster and misses. Ace jumps off the first turnbuckle, moonsault, second turnbuckle, moonsault, third turnbuckle, moonsault! "Ladder of Success!" He cover's the Hitster. 1...........2............No! Griffin breaks the count. Griffin DDT's Ace on the mat, but is caught by a low blow by the Hitster. Griffin falls out of the ring where Vaughn is sitting.
Vaughn's just sitting there, why isn't he wrestling?
That's simple, he has the lead, why would he want there to be another body in the ring to get pinned. He doesn't have to wrestle unless someone else get's pinned. And he can stay out there and stop all of the other pinfalls. Genius.
Chicken!
Vaughn rolls Griffin back into the ring. Griffin kicks him off and springs off the top rope and across Vaughn's chest into the railing.
The Hitster hits a stunner on Ace. He follows with a lionsault. 1..........2............3!
The second pinfall of the match goes to The High Gore Hitster!
Justin Vaughn 1, Hitster 1, Ace 0, Griffin 0!
ANNOUNCER: 3 Minutes left!
Ace isn't happy, the Hitster tries another cover. 1.....No! Ace picks him up for his Death Valley Bomb! Griffin throws Vaughn into the ring breaking up Ace's cover. Griffin slides in and whips Vaughn into the ropes but he is kick with a Thez press from the Hitster.
Vaughn comes off the ropes and Ace steps in, he lifts Vaughn over the top rope. Hot Shot! Ace goes for the pinfall! 1.........2..........3!
The third pinfall of the match goes to Ace Thunder!
Justin Vaughn 1, Hitster 1, Ace 1, Griffin 0!
ANNOUNCER: 2 Minutes left!
The Hitster leg drops himself across the neck of Ace. Griffin jumps from the ropes and kicks the Hitster. Vaughn reaches up and lifts Griffin over his head and powerbombs him down. 1......2..........No! Ace breaks the count. Ace puts on his Acemission onto Vaughn. He drags him into the middle of the ring and cinches in the hold. The Hitster comes off the ropes with a double drop kick to the back of Ace. Stands up and kicks Ace in the head. Griffin comes flying in on the Hitster pulls him arms behind the Hitster and swings his legs around. "Dance of the Reaper!" 1.............2...............3!
The fourth pinfall of the match goes to Griffin!
Justin Vaughn 1, Hitster 1, Ace 1, Griffin 1!
ANNOUNCER: 1 Minute left!
All tied up in the final minute! Oh boy is this great!
The Chance to get beaten by Daytona, good luck!
The Ace throws Vaughn into the ropes and hits a dropkick. The Hitster jumps on Ace with a frankenstiener and pins him to the ground. 1.......2..........No! Griffin breaks the count. Vaughn grabs Griffin and spins him around, Impaler! 1........2............No! Ace breaks the count.
ANNOUNCER: 30 Second's left!
The Hitster face busts Ace to the mat. Griffin rolls out of the way on a splash attempt by Vaughn. Ace grabs the Hitster in a dragon leg whip, again, and into a ankle lock.
Griffin jumps off the second rope for a splash. He rolls off and grabs Vaughn by the neck with a reverse neckbreaker.
ANNOUNCER: 10 Second's left!
Ace drops the hold knowing that there isn't enough time for a submission runs off the ropes and another "Superstardust Blast!" Ace jumps on the cover! Vaughn pulls Griffin into the ropes, "My Generation!" Griffin ducks and rolls up Vaughn. 1..............2...............3!
ANNOUNCER: The Time limit has expired!
The fifth and final pinfall of the match goes to the winner and the Number 1 Contender for the Deviation Television Belt!
Ace Thunder!
The Final Standings: Ace 2, Justin Vaughn 1, Hitster 1, Griffin 1!
Ahh, too late Griffin! If it was a 10 Minutes and 1 second match you would have tied him. Too Bad buddy!
Damn! That's a tough loss! Well, I can see Daytona's going to have his hands full with either man, Ace Thunder will have a great shot at Daytona and I'm sure Griffin will have his shot in the future.
Shot at what? Getting a beating by Vaughn again? Give me a break, fluke wins don't count for nothing!
Whatever you say! Well, we've got our Number 1 Contender's, The Deadly Venoms, Izzy G, and Ace Thunder. Well see who gets their shot next week. For Johnny Saturday this is Fred Brown saying so long till next week!