5/9/01
The Buckeye Hall of Fame, Columbus, OH.
K. Fred Brown &
Johnny Saturday
The Buckeye Hall of Fame, Columbus, OH.
K. Fred Brown &
Johnny Saturday
The Big Sky Tag Team Championship is up the grabs for the first time tonight. In a three way match for the main event one team will walk away the new Big Sky Tag Team Champions! We will see our first glimpse of two new singles wrestlers and have an amazing four way match that includes all of our singles champs!
High Gore Hitster will find his way to beat down drive. Tulsa gonna kick his ass!
We'll see, also Griffin, Daytona and Talon. But first the taped fist anywhere falls match combatants are ready to walk the aisle. Making his second show, the High Gore Hitster against Tulsa West.
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana gets the crowd ready for High Gore's first taste of singles action. He pops the crowd with his tall skinny frame. He runs to the ring and jumps under the bottom rope fists taped in white.
Fists to fist, High Gore has his work cut out for me.
Tulsa swings, oh he misses. High Gore is quick. Tulsa is challenging High Gore to a boxing match, well that's new.
Tulsa stands in the ring fists raised and motions High Gore to come on. High Gore gets in a boxing position and the two square off. Tulsa swings and misses, High Gore connects. Again Tulsa misses, High Gore connects sending Tulsa spinning around. High Gore skips his feet like Sugar Ray. He winds up in a windmill taunting Tulsa. Tulsa steps back and raises his hands ready for his next attack. Jab, miss, Gore with an uppercut and misses, Tulsa connects with a haymaker. Gore is knocked off his feet. Tulsa goes down on his knee's and starts to rabbit punch Gore in the temple. Blood starts to rush down Gore's head. Gore rolls out of the ring to the mat.
Tulsa didn't even hit him that hard!
Gore can't take a punch, he's a tall skinny punk!
No! Tulsa is unwrapping his fist, he's got glass under the first layer of tape! That's why Gore went down so fast, Tulsa is a cheater.
He's a cheater, what a genius. Gore thought he was fighting fair!
He is!
That was his first mistake!
The Splatter Punks, Dane and Murdoch! They've decided to start the tag match early!
Well it would have started earlier if they just would have stayed in the back and let Tulsa pin Gore!
The Winner of the match by pinfall..........High Gore Hitster!
Dane and Murdoch saved the match for Hitster, serves the House of Pain right for sticking their nose into business that isn't even theirs.
Dane and Murdoch had no business out here! Dane already wrestles twice tonight, the entire show isn't about Dash Dane!
These two teams are starting the three way now. Reaper and Dane are making their way down the aisle. Oh my God! Murdoch ran at Sam Hain and was pressed up and dropped through the ringside table. This has already began!
"High Wire" Rexx Jester with hair piled up on his head wearing a "Dangerous Toys" shirt on runs to he ring with little fanfair.
He is green, that's all I really know about him.
Daytona's pissed, he has lost two weeks in a row over crack calls. And he's not happy about having to put over the new talent, he told me in the back that he isn't going to let this go very long. He's ready to rise again.
He's had two chances, he's just got to quit whining and wrestle this time.
He's been screwed, you know it and I know it. He's not the damn trainer, there is no need for him to climb back up the ladder!
Inverted Heel Brake! Rexx's career will be pretty quick with that move. Slap the mat kid and let's get to some real wrestlers.
That is a nasty move, Rexx's face is red, his elbow turned the wrong way with Daytona putting all the force of his knee onto the joint. I don't see a way out. We'll see what you can do next week kid! Here's the tap out, no! Daytona! He doesn't have a point to prove he intentionally let the kid up!
He certainly does, he's almost pulling curtain. If there wasn't a loser like High Gore hell he might not even have made it on the card!
Daytona lets the kid up again, goes right back to his hold. Again, he lets him up and this time Rexx makes it to the ropes holding his arm. Daytona immediately goes to work on the arm. Holding the arm he spins, Tornado DDT! Daytona doesn't go for the pin again. Rexx doesn't stand, he just crawls to the ring ropes. Daytona grabs the arm again. Puts his kneecap right onto the elbow joint, this time he doesn't get anytime to let Rexx up. Tapping the mat the match is mercifully over.
The Winner of the match by submission...............Daytona!
Wow, back to EWF school of hardknocks for you kid. Maybe next time you can pick up a mic. Look there, Daytona's giving him a going away present compliments of a steel chair.
Daytona, you proved your point, wow! You can beat up some kid, let him get out of the ring, he's defenseless! Give him a chance to improve, get out of the ring and lose to better competition next week!
Hey, Daytona got a new mean streak, I like it!
Rexx has got to learn that he needs to do his homework before he gets into the ring, it's not enough to show up. You have to do the work during the week to beat the Big Sky's elite.
You just called Daytona elite. That's the only intelligent thing you have said all day!
"Twist of Cain" by Danzig plays. Flotxom, the hardcore monster walks under the Skyview. He flips his drenched black hair around as he puts his hand up to the crowd.
"I Hate Pt. 1" by St. Thomas plays and Griffin dressed in all black with his half mask on peels the curtains back. He is all business walking to the ring.
Flotxom immediately goes after Griffin going for his weight advantage. Flotxom lifts Griffin above his head with two hands and down with an Albertbomb. Griffin falls to the side. Flotxom swings Griffin around in an airplane spin and drops him to the mat. Going for the kill he climbs the ropes and jumps down on the stunned Griffin with a splash. Griffin rolls out of the ring.
That is not where Griffin wants to be against this lunatic, that is where Flotxom is best.
(Continued 5 Minutes Later) Flotxom has taken advantage of Griffin outside the ring, but Griffin has kept control inside the ring with his ring knowledge and quickness. Flotxom grabs the neck of Griffin and puts him in the corner and starts to hit him with his free hand. Griffin kicks Flotxom under the belt Griffin goes off the second rope with a double knee drop. Flotxom recoils holding his chest. Griffin comes off the ropes with a Lionsault. 1.......2......No! Flotxom raises his shoulder. Flotxom grabs at Griffin's leg and pulls him to the mat, twisting the knee. Flotxom stands up and twists Griffin in a Mapleleaf sharpshooter. Flotxom being a hardcore wrestler doesn't exactly cinch the move in but his weight is enough to be dangerous. Griffin looks to the ropes, then he reaches back and pulls the leg of Flotxom and pulls him over in a schoolboy roll-up. 1.........2........3!
The Winner of the Match by Pinfall.........Griffin!
Griffin gave up a lot of weight, he pulled off a nice upset with that quick thinking reversal.
Flotxom doesn't know how to use a real wrestling hold, he should have found a nice table to break Griffin in half with.
He tried something new and it didn't work, he's still learning, your career lasts a heck of a lot longer with a sharpshooter than with a table.
Flotxom should worry about that when he actually wins.
He's tough, but not tonight. The crowd has started to chant for Talon already. I'm anticipating this match just as much as the main event. And this all started because Jack 13 couldn't mind his own damn business. Just think we could have been talking about Talon the World Champion right now.
We could be doing a Talon benefit show also.
Jackson's luck will run out, maybe tonight!
The crowd erupts when "Live Wire" by Fozzy plays. Talon, looking every bit his 6'5" and 266 lbs. walks through the curtains and stops. His tights read "Talon," and the crowd loves him. Talon faces the crowd and raises his arms. He looks all business as he walks down the aisle. He jumps in the ring and climbs up the turnbuckle and does the Heisman pose with a smile.
"Loser" by Tuff plays and the Big Sky Hardcore Champion breaks the curtain. In his usual pressed white t-shirt oddly tucked into his bright red tights. His tights show black chain links running down the sides. His hardcore belt dangles above his waist. He waves to the crowd and tries to shake some hands unsuccessfully. Jack walks to the ring and tries to shake Talon's hand but Talon walks away. Jack keeps his belt on and sits atop the ring turnbuckle.
"Jack The Bastard" by Faster Pussycat announces the Television Champion. Nothing happens, Jack smiles in the corner. The music starts again, nothing. Again the music recues, then stops. "Back in Business Agian" by the Four Horsemen starts for Jackson Rust. Jackson cuts the curtains. Stands at the plateau wearing his belt over his torn "Drummond Brother's" t-shirt and his black tights. As the boo's rain down, Jackson wears a smirk and touches his belt. Holding it in the air as he walks down the aisle he yells at Talon and points to the belt. He laughs and asks everyone where the hell Dash Dane is?
What is going on? Dane is supposed to be here, I thought they said that they got Splatter Punks and House of Pain apart back there. Well, of course Jack and Jackson are not waiting on an explination, they are taking it to Talon already!
Jack and Jackson get Talon trapped in the corner and start to pound. Jack throws Talon to the opposite corner and flies in with a splash still wearing his belt. He bounces off just in time for Jackson to come running in with his belt landing square on Talon's jaw. Jack and Jackson look very pleased with each other as they pick the football player up. Jack spins with a "Twist of Fate" and Jackson seconds it with a leg drop off the second rope.
NICK JAY HILL: Uhhh, are we on? Hey Johnny and Fred, I've been all around back here and I cannot find hide nor hair of House of Pain or the Splatter Punks. The Outlaws are sitting silently in their dressing rooms and they told me that the two teams can stay lost for all they are concerned because if they no show for whatever reason The Outlaws will get the belt.
Just as Jay Hill walks past a sheetrock wall Murdoch comes crashing through onto Jay. Dane comes following and the Skeleton, Reaper, and Sam Hain push their way through the hole. A stack of truss is piled up against a wall. Reaper throws Dane into the stacks. Sam Hain levels Murdoch with a shoulder block. The Outlaws join the fracas from their dressing room. All three teams walk toward the curtain entrance. Dane falls through first to the reaction of the crowd. Murdoch and Hain push each other through and the Outlaws lead the Skeleton and Reaper by their heads. Hain and Murdoch fight perilously by the edge of the top of the walkway. With a swing Sam misses Murdoch and gets caught in a atomic drop. Murdoch runs and clotheslines Sam Hain off the platform and into a group of tables with water bottles all over them. Both men land with a crash and bottles fly everywhere. The Outlaws doubleteam the Reaper punching him against the railing. Reaper flips over the railing backwards to avoid the attack.
Inside the ring Jack and Jackson are enjoying their two on one against Talon. Jackson has a Boston crab on Talon while Jack comes down onto Talon's back with knee after knee. Talon reaches for the ropes. Finally, Dane comes flying in with a dropkick to Jackson's chin.
I guess Dane is in both matches? Is that the final say?
That's actually a good thing for him cause he can double dip and maybe even get lost in the confusion and take a break.
How do you think of these things? He'll fight just like he always does, and I wouldn't be too surprised if he wins both matches!
I would.
Dane holds Jackson's head, down with a DDT. Jack still has the upperhand on Talon as he rings his neck in a spinning neckbreaker. Dane comes to the aid of Talon with a spin kick.
Sam and Murdoch have recovered, both a little groggy. Sam runs at Murdoch but is lifted up and onto the railing with a hot shot. Reaper makes a lane and jumps over the railing feet first into both Outlaws. The Reaper throws the Outlaws to the side and comes running with no fear off the platform, caught! Murdoch catches the Reaper in his clutches and squeezes. Murdoch falls to his knee as Sam Hain comes from behind with a shoulder into the back of Murdoch's knee. Sam Hain lifts Murdoch in a torture rack. Murdoch flails for help only to be punched in the mouth by the Reaper.
Jackson and Jack throw Talon to the floor and focus on Dane. He's sees his partner is in trouble and runs to the opening by the lightboard where Murdoch is in the torture rack.
Jackson and Jack 13 don't mind, they just go back after Talon and jump to the floor. Talon was playing possum and throws Jack into the railing head first. Jackson jumps from the apron with a famasser onto the floor. Jackson lifts Talon over his shoulder in a belly to back suplex and drops him down. Jack comes flying out of the crowd with a splash onto Talon. 1..........2.........No! Jackson breaks the count with a few swear words for the Hardcore Champ. Jackson and Jack reach under the ring for their weapons that they stashed. Jackson has a barbed wire baseball bat, Jack grabs a steel cookie tray. They go to work like they were taking batting practice.
Dane and Murdoch are making their way to the ring fighting off the Reaper and Hain, the Outlaws come through and get involved. All four men throwing haymakers at anyone. Hain pushes through and places his fist onto Dash's jaw. Murdoch follows with a straight boot to the nose of Sam. The Reaper runs at the Governor with a sickle. Dash rolls into the ring as does Talon, Jackson and Jack 13. Talon is beaten bloody but still has enough fight to keep Jack from going in for the kill. Dane squares off with Jackson, throws him into the ropes and catches him with a knee lift. Jackson falls into the ropes and springs off with an elbow to Dane's teeth. Dane kicks Jackson in the crotch, setting him up for the pedigree. He hits it! The cover, 1...........2.............No! Jackson just kicks out of the last moment. Dane slaps the mat, Talon grabs Jackson and throws him into the ropes. Jack comes running over from the other side. Talon hits the Hawkeye Clothesline on Jackson! Jack 13 hits the "Fulsom Flop" onto Dash. Jack makes the cover, Talon makes the cover, 1..............2.............3!
Talon finally gets the victory of Jackson Rust!
What are you talking about? Jack 13 is still undefeated! He got the count first!
No way, not again! Talon had Jackson down first! He's the winner! Here's the announcement!
The Winner of the Match by Pinfall.........Jack 13!
Oh you've got to be kidding! Talon got the win, dammit! Jack pulled this crap last time!
Hey, you heard the announcement, live with it! Jack 13 is still undefeated and you can't do a damn thing about it!
Deal with it my ass! His luck is about to run out! He pulled it out again, or he pulled it out of his ass! Shoot, I almost forgot about the tag titles. Reaper and Sam Hain are destroying the Outlaws on the outside. They are coming after Dane now. Reaper slides in for the pin, 1.............2..........No! Talon breaks the count!
Get his loser ass out of the ring, he doesn't belong here! HOP are the rightful champions!
The Reaper lifts up Dash Dane and places him on the top turnbuckle.
Day of Reckoning! House of Pain are getting what they deserve! The titles!
Dammit! No, it's Murdoch! Murdoch pushes Sam Hain out of the way! Dane holds the Reaper out Darken Your Day! Darken Your Day top rope 3-D! 1...............2...................3! New Tag Team Champions! Splatter Punks get the win! Dane and Murdoch, Dane is the first double champion in the Big Sky! Murdoch saves the day!
The Winner by pinfall and NEW Big Sky Tag Team Champions... Splatter Punks! Dash Dane and Murdoch!
Murdoch saves the day! The Skeleton is livid, his boys didn't come through! All the belts have been filled, now it's time to defend! See you next week folks!