Sundance: Alright Dudes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: Yeeeeeah!

Sundance: Welcome to the second Apocalypse Rising in the history of the Stygian Wrestling Federation!!!! We have one way cool card for ya tonight! So let's get it on. I'll pass you now to my companion; X!!!

The crowd cheer once more and the camera cuts to the secondary announce table where X is sitting.

X: Welcome once again, this will be my last time at this table. For I will have to leave shortly to a higher place.Now, we have the open First match, with The Anarkister v Flow. Lets get it on!

A high-pitched laugh rings out through the arena and the choir of Tortured Souls' wails become "Anarchy For the UK" By the Sex Pistols. The shattering of glass heralds the arrival of The Anarkister and the A-shaped pyro bombs fly up. The familiar "Anarchy A" logos flash on the HellTrons alternately as The Anarkister runs forward. He grabs a mic and begins to speak.

Anarkister: I'm p!ssed off! I was in a match for MY DeathMatch title and it was snatched away from me again! Now, there's this goddamned tournament for it! I have to say that after I beat Flow in the first round, which I will, because I want to! Then whoever is left to face me will have to think twice about winning. That belt is mine because I want it! Now come out here and fight me ya scum!

With that The Anarkister hurls the mic into the crowd, concussing a demon slightly and runs down to the ring. He swings himself over the rope and takes off his leather jacket, which he throws to the crowd.

As The Anarkister waits in the ring the musical stylings of Cat Stevens are played by the choir, slowly they are replaced by the musical stylings of RUN DMC with "Rock Show". The Daft SpaZ member; Flow runs out of the Eden Gate holding a chair. The crowd cheer their hero Flow stands on the stage and metamorphoses into his Super-Sayan-Jin form, the crowd gasp to see his transformation and light fills the arena. He runs down to the ring and grabs a chair then he rolls into the ring.

Flow imeadiately attacks The Anarkister with the chair and the ref frantically signals for the bell.

~Anarkister hits lefts & rights then a swift close-line and leg drop. He picks Flow up and performs multiple-german suplexes. He then picks up Flow once again and kicks him in the groin then performs a stalling stunner onto the ramp. Flow lays in pain as The Anarkister picks him up once again. He goes for a DDT, but its reversed into a Samoan Drop. Both men lay in pain. Flow hardly moving while TA gets up. He drags F to the ring, then slides F into the ring, as TA enters F attacks, using the remainer of his energy, he goes for his finisher but TA reverses it into a Tornado DDT, hitting F's head hard on the ground. TA then picks him up and grabs his bag of Molotov Cocktails, he gets one out and lights it up, he throws it at F and it explodes! F runs around on FIRE!!!!!!! *BELL RINGS*~

Announcer: the winner of this match, THE ANARKISTER!

The Anarkister then gets up and runs up the ramp, leaving Flow burnt badly.

X:WHAT A MATCH!!! Hell I aint seen a match like that in ages. I'll be back later for the world title match, see ya then!

The Choir of Tortured Souls starts playing Jay's music, and the Daft Spaz member walks down to the ring. The crowd of demons and monsters in attendance cheers for him, and he smiles back at them.
The Choir then changes to the music of the Inferno Vasques. Vasques walks down to the ring, again cheered by a portion of the fans. Obviously, the fans find both these wrestlers entertaining. The bell rings, and the match begins.

Jay and Vasques immediately lock up. They jockey for position, and Vasques slips out of the hold and applies a headlock. Jay struggles for a few moments, then manages to push Vasques into the ropes. Vasques runs back with a clothesline, but Jay ducks it, spins around and nails Vasques with an elbow to the bridge of the nose. Vasques hits the mat, hard. Jay pulls him up and hits a pile driver. He goes for the pin - 1..2..Vasques kicks out! Jay continues throwing punches to Vasques' back and shoulders. Vasques slumps to the floor, then hits a low blow. Jay staggers back and crumples into the turnbuckle. Vasques shakes his head to clear the cobwebs, then lashes out with a sweep to Jay's leg. Jay's rear end hits the mat with a loud crack, and several monsters groan in sympathy (that hurts, you know!). Vasques hauls Jay up onto the second turnbuckle, puts on a front facelock, and lifts and bounces him off the top rope for a slingshot implant DDT! He covers - 1...2...thr- Jay lifts a shoulder. Vasques slams Jay's head against the floor, then picks him up and crotches him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up there himself, and sets up Jay for a Top Rope Powerbomb. He flips Jay up...but Jay flips right over Vas' shoulders and brings him crashing down in a top rope sunset flip right down to the floor! Vas looks completely KO'd, while Jay grabs the thigh of his right leg in pain. A few moments pass, then Jay manages to stabd, and throws Vas back into the ring. Jay slides into the ring and goes for a cover - 1...2...thr - Vas puts one foot on the ropes. Jay hits a few mounted punches, then climbs to the top of the turnbuckle. But Vas looks like he's getting his second wind. He stands and crotches Jay on the turnbuckle. The crowd wince as Jay's vunerables are again hammered. Vas climbs up behind him and executes a back superplex. But in mid air, Jay flips over and lands on top of Vas. The referee counts - 1...2...3! Jay wins the match!

As the fans stir in anticipation for the next match, they avert their gaze to the entrance where Ozzy J begins to make his way to ring. Ozzy steps in and as he waves to the fans, his face drops as Death makes his way to the ring through his usual entrance. Death climbs into the ring and stands tall over Ozzy.

**Bell Rings**

Imeadietly, Ozzy rushes at Death, but all Death needs is a well placed boot to the mid section, and a Jack-knife powerbomb, and Ozzy is down. Death, considering going for the pin, looks at Ozzy's motionless body and looks at the ref. The ref shrugs and goes to check Ozzy.

~Ten Minutes Later~

The Ref is slapping Ozzy to bring him to, while Death watches on sipping a coffee he had plenty of time to get. Ozzy comes to just as Death finishes off his coffee and struggles to his feet he once more waves to the crowd. Death, standing behind him just shakes his head and as Ozzy turns around, Death downs him with a collosal boot 2 face. The shot echos through the arena and the crowd sympathise with a loud, "OOOOHHHH!!!".
Ozzy is concused again and blood coats his face.

~Another Ten Minutes Later~

The Ref and an EMT wake Ozzy while Death sits on the turn buckle adjusting his gear. Ozzy with even greater difficulty than before, lifts to his feet, He staggers at Death, and before he can land a feeble attempt of a punch, Death hits a hellacious Pump handle slam. Ozzy's body slams into the mat with a siccening thud.

~ANOTHER Ten Minutes Later~

The ref and EMT's take more drastic mesures to wake Ozzy;

EMT: CLEAR!! *BUZZT*

Ozzy reagais minor conciousness and fumbles into some kind of standing position. Death takes one look at him, shakes his head and takes no more than 3 seconds to clothesline Ozzy to the ground. as the EMTs rush to his aid again Death puts up his hand to stop them, places his foot on top of Ozzy's chest, and calls over the ref.

1....2....3!
**Bell rings**

The Winner: Death. Death leaves for the back, while the ref, EMT's, Paramedics and Voodoo Priests attempt to bring Ozzy out of his concussion/possible coma.

After the first round of the DeathMatch tournament Sundance skates out of the Eden Gate on his Blind, Deaf & Dumb skateboard to "All My Friends Are Metalheads" by Less Than Jake. The almighty pyro display goes off and the crowd cheer rapturously as the CEO performs a dramatic; Kick-flip. He Ollies, The crowd goes wild, He ollies again, the crowd cheer, He opens his mouth, the crowd cheer, He stands dork-like with his mouth hanging open, the crowd stamp their feet and yell. Sundance closes his mouth, the crowd cheer. He pulls out a spliff and takes a toke, the crowd go "Ooooh", Sundance exhales a cloud of smoke, the crowd go "Aaah".

Sundance: Alright Dudes!!!

The crowd drown out the rest of Sundance's sentence.

Sundance: ...Later on. Now, we have like a blood-bath Tornado Tag match between Lycanthropy and The Consortium in Hell. Should be... like... cool. We've had to do this match in another section of the building because we don't have the time to rebuild the ring after this custom-ring match, so that's cool. We've got like one of those totally cool satelite link-up things so we should have a picture right about now...

As Sundance is speaking the HellTrons fill with static, when it clears away the HellTrons show an emty part of the SWF building, the large empty room's cold concrete walls and floor are cracked and stained dark red. The centre of the room is filled by a ring-sized bath, full of blood. Minion is emptying a steel bucket into the bath as Fantasy watches him. The blood-bath is the only part of the room that is lit, and the rest of the room is cloaked in shadow. Fantasy looks up at the cameras and begins to speak.

Fantasy: Well, pretty Vixen, we're waiting for you, can you take the blood-bath and not succomb?

Fantasy sits on the edge of the bath and swings a long, PVC-clad leg into the bath, then she stands and lifts her other leg in as well. Minion climbs clumsily into the bath and The Consortium in Hell wait for The Werewolves to appear. "Into The Infinity of Thoughts" by Emperor plays loudly and Lycanthropy bound from off screen into the blood-bath. Vixen spears Fantasy and both women fall under the viscous liquid, Lycan wades to Minion and they get into a fist fight. Minion appears unaffected by Lycan's punches and quickly gets the upper hand, Minion grapples with Lycan and bodyslams him. Lycan splashes into the blood, Vixen gets slowly to the feet with blood running off her, she stomps but misses Fantasy who has rolled out of the way under the blood. Fantasy grabs Vixen's legs and drags her down into the blood bath. A gong rings through the Blood-bath room.

The cloud placed over Vixen falls away and she is no longer in her garou aspect, she is however naked and covered in blood. The cameras cut and static fills the HellTrons....In the arena the cameras circle to El Monpot (who has taken the place of Ozzy J. after his nasty concussion) and D. Boss.

El Monpot: Aaaaaaaaaah She's hot!

D Boss: Well, Fantasy is a Succubus...

El Monpot: Not her dumba$$! the other one!

D Boss: what? the b!tch woman? geddoutofit!

El Monpot: Ah, f*ck you!

D Boss: Hey what's coming Next?

The same high-pitched laugh rings out and the A-bombs go off again, The Anarkister bursts from the Eden gate as the choir of Tortured Souls play "Anarchy For The UK" by the Sex Pistols. "Anarchy A's" flash on the HellTron as The Anarkister runs down to the ring holding a petrol bomb which he holds high to screams of fear from the crowd. He vaults into the ring and puts down the petrol bomb. He strips off hisleather jacket and hurls it to the crowd who fight over it briefly.

"Symphony of Destruction" by Megadeth is played by the choir for the second time in the evening, Death steps up from the HellGate wrapped in his robes, he has the SWF Demon Title over his shoulder as he strides to the ring. He acknowledges The Anarkister as he enters the ring. Death puts his title on the ring apron and rids himself of his cloak. He raises his arm to the crowd and they give him a reasonable pop.

"One Step Closer" by Linkin Park plays and the Daft SpaZ member Jay steps out of the Eden Gate, in his left hand he holds what fans of the KCW would recognise as Soulfire's skull bong. Jay tokes deeply and half-walks half-stumbles down to the ring. He slumps a little as he climbs the steps and he drops the bong onto the apron spilling hot ash onto the canvas.

The Anarkister spears the stoner and bears him to the ground, behind them the masked figure of Death looks on. The ref frantically signals the bell as the belt is lowered above the ring.

Taft drags Jay and the belt from the ring and then he sees the skull bong, he picks it up and looks at it sadly. Then carries Jay, the belt and the bong from the arena. Death gets slowly to his feet and head off for the HellGate, leaving TA to be stretchered off by the EMT's. The SWF breaks for an advert.

*** ADVERTISMENT ***

A man is seen in a car factory working at a car, the camera cuts to an arsonist torching a phone-box, it cuts again to a shot of The Anarkister using a blowtorch, again to a shot of Death using a blowtorch.

Voice-over: Flamin' Hot, The All-New Inferno Blowtorch as endorsed by the SWF!

The flame of a blowtorch fills the screen, it goes white, then the screen is full of black.

Voice-over: The Inferno Blowtorch On Sale Now!

*** ADVERTISMENT ***

The scene opens again at the announce table where X sits...

X: And now we have the WORLD TITLE MATCH! Lets get it on!.

~"Jumpdafuckup" begins to play, loudly. Are You Down With The Sickness?! Hits both Helltrons. SiC launches himself from the Eden gate. Straight down towards the ring. He slides into the ring then warms up. Cairns music slowly plays softly around the arena. Cairn slowly walks out, looking pleased to be in the Main Event of the newly opened SWF. He slowly walks towards the ring. Before he can enter. Phoenix is heard around the arena then birds squarking. Phoenix runs down the ramp and attacks Cairn from behind. SiC then jumps over the ropes and gets in with the action. As this is all happening, ANGEL(A) glides down from one of the Helltrons. He lands softly and waits at the top of the ramp. SiC(S) looks up and shouts "YOU!" A signals to S saying "COME HERE" S runs up the ramp and is met by a swift closeline and a elbow drop. Meanwhile. Cairn is being beaten badly by Phoenix. Lefts & Rights followed by a Yakuza kick to the jaw, Cairn lays on the ground holding his mouth, Phoenix then runs up the ramp then back down hitting a running elbow drop. Cairn rolls across the mat, in pain. Meanwhile, A is taking advantage of S, hitting some deadly blows to the kidneys. S then kicks A in the face and performs a move mutch like Nail In The Coffin. S bangs A's head on the ground making a shuddering sound. Out of no where Phoenix(P) flys in with a cross body attack. Cairn lays un-conscious. While the other 3 battle away, S performs The SiC'ening on A off of the ramp, down through 2 tables! Both lay in pain. P gets up and walks over to Cairn(C) he picks C up and holds him in the suplex position. He then runs and jumps off the ramp down crashing onto S&A hurting himself badly in the attack. All 4 men lay in pain, S staggers up and walks over to a plank of wood. He picks it up and smashes it over C's head then over A's head. S screams loudly "THE TIME HAS COME!" He drags C up the ramp. Meanwhile, A is staggering up and P hits him in the face with a swift close-line, followed by another short-line. A rolls on the floor. P looks up and sees S climbing the Helltron dragging C with him, as he reaches half-way he puts his arm in the air then jumps off and hits the SIC'ENING!!! OFF OF THE HELLTRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S rolls down the ramp towards the ring. Bleeding under his mask, he leaves C laying not moving at all. P & A fight towards the ring, neither gaining a inch, A rolls into the ring. S runs at him and hits a close-line onto the turnbuckle. P then rolls in and both S & P begin to double-team A, with lefts & rights, S then turns to P and smacks him in the face again and again. All 3 men are bleeding, P then fights back and hits a low-blow, S lays on the ground. P walks over to A and pulls him up, out of no where A hits FALL FROM GRACE!!!!! P lays on the ground, A pins..1.2.S breaks it up, A then furious attacks without thinking. S takes control and hits The SiC'ening, then pins. 1.2.CAIRN BREAKS IT UP!!!!! My god C has made his way back! C then attacks both A & S, with hard kicks to the body, but S hits a DDT followed by a swift leg drop. SiC picks up ANGEL and performs the SiC'ening to get the easy 3!!~

Announcer: AND THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION! SiC!!!!!

SiC is handed the SWF World Title and then slowly walks up the ramp. Phoenix then staggers to his feet and leaves. Both ANGEL & Cairn are taken up the ramp by the EMT's. Although none of the 4 men look like they haven't been in a major battle. Now onto the last match! VP DEAD VS PRESIDENT LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

"President Dead" is sung by the Choir of Tortured Souls. VP Dead, White Angel and Dark Angel walk thru the HellGate into the aisleway. VP Dead raises his hands to the air as WA and DA stand in front of him. The trio walk down to ringside, where Dead climbs into the ring.
"Suffer Age" by Fear Factory rips thru the arena as the demons in attendance cheer in unison, creating a cacophany of high-pitched rummblings. Lucifer emerges wearing an Angelus suit and top hat, with his cane in hand. He walks down to the center of the aisleway and removes the jacket of his suit to reaveal a black vest top. He raises his hands to sky as a jet of flame errupts from the arena roof and engulfes him in flame. Onlookers react with suprise, thinking the match to be over now. The flams disappear, and Lucifer stands in full Beelzebub Jesus wrestling gear. He runs down to the ring and slides in.
*Bell Rings* Dead and Lucifer lock up, while DA and WA watch from ringside. Dead hits a knee lift to Lucifer's midsection and whips him into the ropes. Lucifer knocks Dead down with a shoulder block, then runs into the ropes. Dead rolls under Lucifer as he leaps over him into the opposite ropes. Dead catches Lucifer in a flapjack. WA and DA cheer at ringside, while the crowd boo. Lucifer flips to his feet, only to be clotheslined back down. Lucifer takes Dead down with a drop toe hold and locks in a side headlock. Dead clenches his fists, then gets up to one knee. He makes it to his feet, and hits a series of elbowsmashes to Lucifer's ribs to break the hold. Dead runs into the ropes, then Lucifer shoots a huge fireball from his hand hitting Dead square in the chest. Dead flies over the top rope, landing halfway up the aisleway!! DA and WA run over, but move aside as Lucifer glides down. Lucifer picks up Dead, but then gets Dead's hand over his face. Blue energy errupts from his hand emgulfing Lucifer's head. Lucifer kicks Dead in the groin, breaking the hold. With an uncanny display of agility, Lucifer hits a Hurricanrana on Dead. He goes for the pin. 1...Kickout. Lucifer picks up a black steel chair and knocks Dead back down to the concrete. Dead gets back to his feet, only to be knocked back down to the ground. Lucifer sets up the chair on the floor and picks up Dead. Dead kicks Lucifer in the midsection and hits a leaping piledriver onto the chair! He goes for the pin. 1....2..Kickout. He lifts Lucifer up again, and hits another piledriver onto the concrete. He keeps the hold on and lifts him up again. Lucifer flips up onto Dead's shoulders and hits a Samurai Driver onto the chair! He covers. 1....2..Kickout. Lucifer hits a series of cruel mounted punches, busting open Dead's face. Dead lifts his boots to Lucifer's chest and kicks off flying thru the air, 40 feet up into one HellTron! Lucifer falls back down to the concrete, where White Angel and Dark Angel lift Lucifer to his feet. Dead charges at them and hits a Clothesline From Hell on Lucifer. DA and WA set up a table, then stack another on it while Dead picks up Lucifer. Dead starts trash-talking. The demons start chanting for Lucifer. Dead carries Lucifer up onto the two tables and sets him up for a Powerbomb. He lifts him up and slams him down with tremendous force, yet Lufier remains in the air. Dead looks on in confusion, as a mass of bodies made of darkness surround Lucifer. They seems to hold him there. Lufier puts his feet down onto the table and grins wickedly at Dead. Dead charges forward with a huge Running Spear, but then stops in mid-leap. The darkness grips his limbs, stopping him from moving. Stuck in the air, Dead is helpless. Lucifer grins and grabs him by the throat. He lifts him up in a Choke Slam, as the dozen of darkness creatures also grab him by the throat, each merging into one. The twelve creatures and Lucifer hit a huge Thirteen "man" Choke Slam thru the two tables to the concrete!!! The darkness leaps onto WA and DA, as Lucifer pins. 1....2.....3
*Bell Rings* Lucifer raises his arms in triumph and lets out a bellowing laugh. The mass of darkness takes form as a large demonic figure. The figure holds his hands out in front of White Angel and Dark Angel, freezing them in place. Lufier shoots out a fireball, forming a Crucifix bellow each HellTron. The figure throws his hands down, causing WA and DA to fly onto each Crucifix. Nails appear from Lucifer's hands. DA and WA suddenly set alight and burn. Their wings peel apart before their skin rips apart. Lucifer screams his laughter thru-out all of Stygia. He and the figure walk back thru the HellGate. Dead begins to stir and rises to his feet. The space behind him gets ripped apart as a portal opens. Dead looks on in horror as he is pulled into the portal, which soon closes again. The camera moves to the commentary position, where Ozzy J and D.Boss sit with open mouths.

El Monpot: What the FUCK was that!!?
D. BOSS: I dont know Monpot. In all my years commentating, even in Hell, I've never seen anything like that before.
El Monpot: Its like they stopped wrestling and started pulling out all this weird shit out of the bag!
D. BOSS: Well, whether we like it or not, Dead is out of here. Who was that starnge person who helped out President Morningstar tonight? Well, this wraps up SWF's first PPV, APOCALYPSE RISING II!!! I'm D.Boss, he's Ozzy J. Good night folks.

The scene fades with El Monpot looking confused and the SWF theme playing once more.