[ At the start of the event, we see Bruce enter his locker room. He sees a hockey stick propped up against the wall and a replica of the old WIW title drapped across a chair. Bruce's face turn sheet white as the Shocker is set to begin! ]

Michaels:Welcome to Saturday Night Shocker! And now we go to the first of 8 matches tonight. This first one is showing to be the first in the stepping stones for at least one of these newcomers.

Smith: Well, this was originally supposed to be a 3 way dance, but after one person opted to not get into the SCWF ring, it's down to two. And that's Aaron 'Gash' Fiore and The Sorcerer.

Michaels: Both me are reported to have some potential, but I must say that the more impressive has been Aaron Fiore.

Smith: Yeah, but Gash? What type of a nick name is Gash?

Michaels: Why don't you ask him, and not me. Let's take it to the ring and let them give it a try, here in their first match in the SCWF.

Jaime Thomas: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...

[The lights in the arena cut and the crowd fall silent. The big screen then bursts into lights as 'There goes the fear' by The Doves blasts over the P.A system.]

Jamie Thomas: From Miami, Florida...this is Aaron 'Gash' Fiore!

[The crowd then turn their attention to the enterance way as Gash walks out on stage he begins to walk down to the ring waving to then fans, and falls flat on his face. He then get back to his feet and continues towards the ring]

Jamie Thomas: And his opponent...

[The lights go down as a man steps out onto the rampway, wearing a long coat. Two canines, wolves appear at his side. As he begins to walk slowly, "Enjoy The Silence" plays.]

Jaime Thomas: From the Dark Forest, this is the Sorcerer!

[He continues his walk until he gets to the ringside area. He looks up into the ring, and then the lights go out.]

Michaels: What the hell is this?

[The lights come back up, and the wolves are gone. The Sorcerer is standing, without his coat, behind 'Gash' in the ring.]

Smith: Some flashy entrance.

[As the bell rings, 'Gash' begins to look around for his opponent. As he turns, he's met by a standing dropkick that nails him right in the chest. As he falls, The Sorcerer comes quickly to his feet. He walks over and grabs 'Gash' by the hair and pulls him up. The whips him to the ropes and as he comes off he nails him with a belly to belly suplex. He quickly heads for the ropes, climbing quickly.]

Michaels: The Sorcerer with an early lead here.

[As he comes off the ropes with an attempt at a Senton Splash, 'Gash' rolls out of the way. The Sorcerer lands head and shoulders first on the mat. 'Gash' gets up quicky and runs to the ropes. The Sorcerer, rolling with the impact of his move, comes up to his feet, but is just as quickly knocked down when 'Gash' nails with a clothesline that flips him over. 'Gash' quickly reaches down and pulls the Sorcerer back up. Putting his head between his legs, he pulls up and nails The Sorcerer with a short powerbomb. He quickly heads for the ropes himself. Jumping up to the top rope, he signals to the crowd and then comes off with a moonsault that lands squarely in The Sorcerer's chest. The Ref goes to count: 1...2..Kickout!]

Smith: First pin attempt is from Aaron Fiore!

Michaels: But he didn't quite do it.

[Both men come up to their feet. The Sorcerer quickly grabs 'Gash' and whips him to the ropes. 'Gash' ducks under a drop kick attempt. He puts the breaks on and grabs The Sorcerer as he comes up and whips him to the ropes. 'Gash' drops his head, going for a back body drop, but the Sorcerer jumps over, into a sunset flip. He goes for the pin. The Ref counts: 1...shoulder up!]

Smith: A pin attempt from The Sorcerer there.

Michaels: But another one that pulls up short.

[Both men again, come up to their feet. The Sorcerer nails 'Gash' in the midsection with a kick, and bends him over. The Sorcerer hooks his arms in a double underhook.]

Smith: Going for the Crystal Shock there.

[Just as The Sorcerer is about to go for the move, 'Gash' wrest one arm free. He reaches down and grabs The Sorcerer's foot and sweeps it out from under him. As The Sorcerer begins to get up, 'Gash' grabs him, sets him up, and nails him with an inverted 'rocker dropper'. The Sorcerers head hits the mat hard, with the added leg drop action of the move.]

Michaels: The wounded!

['Gash' pulls the Sorcerer up to his feet and sends him to the ropes. As he comes off, 'Gash' grabs him by the waist, lifting him up, and then drops him down into a sitdown powerbomb type landing.]

Michaels: 'Cut too Deep'! He nailed his finisher!

[The Referee goes for the count: 1.....2....3...]

Jaime Thomas: Your winner.....Aaron 'Gash' Fiore!

Michaels: Oh my God! Someone took Bruce's tag title!!!

Jamie Thomas: Now making his way to the ring in this regular match, weighing in at 265 pounds, from Vancouver, B.C. ..... Canada, Ethan Wright!!!!!

[Lights dim in the arena.. Several strobe lights flicker across the entrance ramp, then into the eyes of all who watch..the light soon mesmorizes them into a trance...]

* I’ve got this feeling deep inside *

* But what it is, I don’t know *

* My vengeance starts to change *

* My mind gets filled with rage *

* I raise my fist up to the sky *

[ The ominous shadow of the 6’ 4”, Ethan Wright steps through the curtain as red laser lights shoot up at the entrance... ]

* What do you see!! *

* The fear I see when I look in your eyes *

[ Ethan paces back and forth, walking the width of the stage getting the crowd pumped up and singing along with ‘One of a Kind’ by Breaking Point.]

* Makes you believe I’m one of a kind *

* The fear I leave in the back of your mind *

* Makes you believe I’m... *

[Crowd screams in unison]

* One of a kind!! *

* Hey, Hey, Hey ONE OF A KIND!! *

* Hey, Hey, Hey ONE OF A KIND!! *

[Ethan makes his way down to the ring. On his way, Ethan is ‘Hi - Fiving’ fans and trying to get them into the show.]

* And now I feel like I’m alive *

* Don’t know just how I got so low *

* These voices in my mind *

* Tell me it’s killing time *

[Ethan slides under the bottom rope. He heads to each of the four corners and poses for the fans as his music begins to fade]

Smith: It's about damn time! I don't look foward to this crap each week!

Michaels: I think it's entertaining.

Jamie Thomas: And his opponent, weighing in at 245 pounds, from Nashville, TN, Skeeve!!!!!!!!

::The lights go completely out and a strobe light flashes on the entrance as Crawling in the Dark by Hoobastank pumps into the building. Skeeve emerges in the flashes as he raises his hands the pyro goes off all around him. Once the pyro stops Skeeve takes off in a dead sprint slides under the bottom rope. Standing and now climbing the Turnbuckle to Raise both arms to the crowd.::

Smith: C'mon Skeeve! Beat this Canadian down!

[ Skeeve starts off with rights and lefts to Ethan Wright! Skeeve whips Ethan Wright into the corner and follows up with a elbow right in the neck. Skeeve now pulls Ethan Wright back towards the middle of the ring and delivers a reverse ddt. Ethan Wright is slowly getting up as Skeeve bounces off the ropes and returns with a flying clothesline to Ethan Wright. Skeeve picks up Ethan Wright now. Ethan Wright begins to elbow Skeeve in the gut repeatedly until he lets go. Ethan Wright with an implant ddt to Skeeve planting him into the mat! ]

Michaels: Skeeve started it out big, but Ethan Wright is back on track!

Smith: Don't worry, Skeeve isn't gonna let us down!

[ Skeeve is getting up as Ethan Wright kicks him with a big blow to the head. Skeeve is down as a result of the kick. Ethan Wright turns him over and locks in a half boston crab. Skeeve screams out in pain as he reaches for the ropes. Ethan Wright brings him back in the middle of the ring and tightens the hold, also pressuring his back. Skeeve fights for the ropes and takes a hug leap and grabs them. Ethan Wright lets go of the hold and walks off. Skeeve is holding his back as the referee checks on him. Ethan Wright watches to make sure he is ok. The referee helps Skeeve up and Ethan Wright checks to see the situation. Suddenly, Skeeve catches him and hits a belly to belly suplex! ]

Smith: Haha! I love it! Great tactics by Skeeve!

Michaels: I can't believe he would stoop so low!

[ Skeeve now amazingly in no pain follows up with a HUGE spinebuster when Ethan Wright gets up! Skeeve goes in for the cover 1......2.... and Ethan Wright kicks out. Skeeve is frustrated as he climbs the turnbuckle. He goes for a flying clothesline, but misses. He crashes to the mat and grabs his shoulder. Ethan Wright does not care as he stomps away at Skeeve's shoulder. Ethan Wright picks Skeeve up and delivers a t-bone suplex to him. Skeeve is down as Ethan Wright follows it up with a cover ......1.....2..... and Skeeve kicks out in a blink of an eye! ]

Michaels: Skeeve with a huge kickout!

Smith: I told you Skeeve is the man!

[ Ethan Wright is now waiting for Skeeve to get up. Skeeve is up and bounces off the ropes. He comes back and ducks under Ethan Wright. Ethan Wright bounces off the ropes and they both collide in mid air with an attempted clothesline. Both men are down in the middle of the ring from the big blow. The referee begins to count as both men lay motionless.....1......2.....3....4....5....6....7.... and Ethan Wright is slowly getting to his feet as is Skeeve. Skeeve catches Ethan Wright with a gut-wrench powerbomb! Skeeve drops into the cover....1....2...]

Michaels: My god he got his shoulder up! Skeeve almost had the match in the bag!

Smith: Don't you worry about that! Skeeve will have it when all is said and done!

[ Skeeve is up as he turns to see Killer Instinct at the top of the ramp. Skeeve looks straight at Killer Instinct as he walks to the ring very slowly. Ethan Wright is now up as he catches Skeeve with the Xtreme Impact! Skeeve is down as Killer Instinct walks closer down to the ring. Ethan Wright backs up as Killer Instinct stands outside the ring. Ethan Wright rolls out the ring on the other side, so when Skeeve gets up all he sees is Killer Instinct. Skeeve is now up and Killer Instinct is taunting him. Skeeve tells Killer Instinct to get in the ring, but he doesn't. Ethan Wright gets back in the ring and rolls Skeeve in a schoolboy pin. Killer Instict helps hold Skeeve as the referee doesn't see it and counts ........1........2......3! ]

Jamie Thomas: Here is your winner........Ethan Wright!!!

Smith: Complete bullshit! C'mon ref! Killer Instinct screwed Skeeve!

Michaels: Screwjob indeed, but Ethan Wright picks up a huge victory here.

Smith: We need instant replay!!!

Michaels: Folks still ahead we have Ritchie Danko and Carmine Devito in a Ladder Match for the SCWF Tag Strap! Much more to come!

Michaels: Oh, come on, guys, not a second week in a row!

Smith: I love it!

[ Zsasz takes out a lead pipe and hits Crow in the back of the head! Crow drops to the ground. Darcsyde sees a couple of tables resting against the wall.]

Darcsyde: Get those tables, Zsasz.

Zsasz: OK.

[ Zsasz grabs the tables. He sets up one and stacks the other on top of it. Darcsyde walks over and picks up Crow. He wraps his large hand around Crow's neck. He lifts him up in the air. ten seconds later he One-Hand Choke Slams Crow through the tables. Crow's body is lifeless. ]

Michaels: OH, MY GOD~! CROW IS DEAD~!

Smith: Sweet One-Hand Choke Slam by Darcsyde. He showed impressive strength!

[ Zsasz, with the lead pipe still in his possession, raises the pipe in the air and hits Crow again in the head. His head is busted open. Crow's head is bleeding profusely.]

Michaels: SOMEONE IN THE BACK STOP THIS~!

Smith: No! Keep going, Zsasz!

Michaels: You're sick, Smith!

Smith: I know, you don't need to tell me shit that I already know.

[ Zsasz drops the lead pipe. Zsasz goes to one knee next to Crow's lifeless body. He grabs Crow by the hair and lifts his head up.]

Zsasz: Ya know, Crow, we were once on the same side. We were once apart of the greatest stable in SCWF history the Republic of Hell. Now, we are common enemies. I gave you a challenge and I'm challenging you again. I want a Glass title shot at Anarchy.And I have the perfect stipulation: Ring in the Sky Match. It's simple, really. Two men enter the ring and the ring is raised ten feet in the air. Pinfall, submission or throwing your opponent out of the ring are the only ways to win. Don't be late for the schooling session. Let's get outta here, Darcsyde.

[ Zsasz slams the back of Crow's head into the concrete floor. Zsasz gets up and leaves while Darcsyde tags along.]

Michaels: A challenge has been set at Anarchy! Will Crow accept the challenge?

Smith:The question is will Crow wake up to accept the challenge?

[ The arena lights goes out as white mist rises up from the ground, then the I come through the crowd Never going to stop By Rob Zombie plays over the arena.]

Jamie Thomas: From New York City, weighing in at 240 pounds, Dark Angel!!!!

[ Confussion plays. Blue lights start flashing as kraken comes out and enters the ring. ]

Jamie Thomas: His tag team partner, from The Abyss, weighing in at 240 pounds, Kraken!!!!

[The crowd chants "A-THE-NA A-THE-NA A-THE-NA" she loves the fans. "Demon Speeding" by Rob Zombie plays over the arena! Damon Capone walks down with his partner.]

Jamie Thomas: Their opponents at a combined weight of 420 pounds, Athena and Damon Capone!!

Smith: Damn folks I forgot to mention it is 4:20 today!

Michaels: Not on TV Smith!

Smith: Damn censors!

[ The match begins with Dark Angel and Damon Capone in the ring. Dark Angel with a spear to begin the match, but not really affecting Damon Capone. Damon Capone with a headbutt to his opponent sending him back into the corner. Capone signals for the tag to Athena as the crowd gets excited. Capone walks over and tags in Athena! Athena walks over to Dark Angel and swings him into the opposite corner. She hits the thunder kiss of death, which is a spear into the opponents stomach in the corner! Athena tags in Capone. ]

Michaels: Athena with a huge spear to Dark Angel!

Smith: Who is Athena's bitch? Dark Angel!

[ Damon Capone now grabs Dark Angel around the neck and brings him into the middle of the ring. He attempts to deliver a chokeslam, but Kraken disrupts with a dropkick from the top rope! Damon Capone falls foward and releases Dark Angel in the process. Dark Angel and Kraken now team up and hit a huge over head suplex on Damon Capone. Dark Angel runs over and knocks Athena off the ring apron and to the outside area. Kraken gets out the ring and leaves Dark Angel to tend to Damon Capone. Damon Capone is now getting up as Dark Angel hits him with a swinging neckbreaker! Dark Angel tags in Kraken to take his place! ]

Michaels: Kraken and Dark Angel are working great together.

Smith: I have a question thats been bothring me, how can this be a mixed tag match? I thought they had to have ladies on both teams.

Michaels: Well, it's kinda mixed. We are working with a low supply of....

Smith: Ladies!!! Why doesn't SCWF hire some beautiful ladies? C'mon somebody!

[ Kraken now going to work on Damon Capone.Kraken with a front brain buster to the big three hundred pounder. Kraken hits a dropkick to the knee of Damon Capone. Damon Capone is trying to get to Athena to get the tag off. Athena reaches out and gets the tag off. Athena is in the face of Kraken telling him to tag in Dark Angel. Kraken shakes his head no and Athena slaps him across the face. Kraken rubs it off and turns around. Athena is walking close behind him when he turns around and unloads with lefts and rights. He then gets her down and locks in a figure four leglock! Athena is grabbing for the ropes. Damon Capone jumps in the ring and he releases the hold. Dark Angel jumps off the turnbuckle and into the arms of Damon Capone. Capone benches him over his head and out of the ring! Kraken backs off as Athena is recovering. The referee is telling Capone to get out the ring! ]

Michaels: Capone looks very pissed off!

Smith: He is finally releasing the power he has held back!

[ Athenas tags in Damon Capone. Damon Capone calls out Kraken. Kraken runs at him and jumps. Damon Capone grabs him and delivers a huge powerslam! Capone is now on a roll. Dark Angel is just begging to get up on the outside. Capone sets up Kraken and delivers a huge powerbomb! Damon Capone walks over and checks out Dark Angel lying on the outside. He walks over and tags in Athena! Athena climbs the turnbuckle and hits a frog splash on Kraken! Dark Angel is having a hard time standing up. The referee is in for the cover......1....2 and Kraken kicks out. ]

Michaels: Athena almost had the cover there!

Smith: Dark Angel looks lost.

[ Kraken ducks as Athena goes for a dropkick. Kraken turns around and hits a dropkick of his own! Athena is now down as Kraken gets her in the Kraken grip! Damon Capone tries for the save, but is caught off guard as Dark Angel comes from behind with a steel chair! Dark Angel continues with shots to Damon Capone keeping him out of the ring. Athena can't make it to the ropes as she taps out. Kraken stands with his arms raised! ]

Jamie Thomas: Here are the winners, Kraken and Dark Angel!!!

Michaels: Wait a second. What's this?

(Absolut ninja comes running into the ring.)

Michaels: It's absolut ninja.

Smith: What does absolut ninja want with kraken.

Michaels: Wait a minute.

(Kraken puts his hand on his mask.)

Smith: Kraken's gonna unmask himself.

Michaels: GREAT! THEN WE'LL SEE WHO KRAKEN REALLY IS!

(Kraken unmasks himself and it turns out to be Jhon V.)

Smith: JHON V IS KRAKEN!

Michaels: Looks like all of that time in jail was just a scam.

(Kraken comes running into the ring.)

Smith: Looks like kraken isn't to happy about this. Wait Kraken? Two Krakens?

(Kraken decides to look at Jhon V and Absolut Ninja. Then all 3 guys slap five and brutally attack athena and capone.)

Michaels: Looks like we have a new team. Could this mean that the roh is reforming?

Smith: We don't know but they are just brutally beating athena and capone like little helpless animals.

Michaels: These guys really are sick and sadistic.

(They throw athena and capone out of the ring. Absolut Ninja grabs a mic and starts talking.)

Absolut Ninja: WHAT UP NINJUGGALOS!

Crowd: WHAT UP NINJA!

Absolut Ninja: Yo look who be back in muthafuckin town yo. Don't be messing wit us yo because we be comin here to kick and bust out yo muthafuckin ass yo. PEACE OUT NINJUGGALOS!

Crowd: PEACE OUT NINJA!

Bruce: What the fuck!? OI! You! You fucking muppet! Where the fuck is my fucking title, boy?!

[The referee turns around having just finished doing his business. Bruce recognizes him.]

Bruce: Its you! You're the fuck that screwed me over last week! What the fuck have you done with my tag title, boy?! Well!? Where the fuck is it?!

[By now, Bruce has pinned the referee up against the wall. The referee shakes his head denying any knowledge. Bruce is furious. Hes angered. He throws the ref to the floor, then storms out of the toilets.]

Smith: Don't mess with the f'n daddy!

Michaels: Bruce doesn't seem happy tonight!

Smith: Someone stole his damn belt!

Jamie Thomas: The following contest, sheduled for one fall and it is a No Rules Tag Team Match. First, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 245 pounds--DIOXIDE!

[Insert Enterance here.

Jamie Thomas: And his Tag Team partner, also from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 289 pounds--MEPHISTO!

[Insert Enterance here.]

Jamie Thomas: And their opponents. First, from Manhattan, New York, weighing in at 275 pounds--NIGHT ROGUE!

[Insert Enerance here.]

Michaels: Everyone loves Night Rogue!

Smith: I don't. He can die in that ring for all I care.

Jamie Thomas: And his Tag Team partner, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing 245 pounds--SYXX FIGURES!

[Insert Enterance here.]

Michaels: This match will be a slobberknocker!

Smith: Who are you supposed to be, "Good Ol'" JR?

[ The bell rings and both teams talk about some strategy and who will start off the match first. Dioxide and Night Rogue are the first to start. They lock up in the middle of the ring. Dioxide throws Night Rogue into the ropes and Night Rogue hits the Spinning Heel Kick on Dioxide. The fans cheer for him. ]

Michaels: What a Spinning Heel Kick by Night Rogue! He may have knocked Dioxide out!

[ Night Rogue runs to the ropes, jumps off the second one and executes the Lionsault. He goes for the pin.1...2...--kick-out by Dioxide! ]

Smith:Alright, Dioxide! Don't give up!

[ Night Rogue picks up and wraps his hand around Dioxide throat, going for the Choke Slam. Mephisto gets in the ring to distract the ref. Syxx Figures gets in the ring and goes after Mephisto. As they go at it, Dioxide low blows Night Rogue and he breaks the Choke Slam. He does the Fisheramn DDT. Dioxide pins Night Rogue but there's no ref to be found. He over on the other side of the ring breaking up the fight.]

Smith:What the fuck are you doing, ref? Get your ass over there and pin Rogue's shoulders.

[The ref breaks up the fight and Mephisto and Syxx Figures go back to their original corners. The ref positions himself for the pin. 1--kick-out by Night Rogue.]

Michaels: One-count for Night Rogue.

Smith: Jesus Christ! That fuckin' ref is so goddamn stupid!

Michaels: Watch your mouth, Smith!

[ Dioxide gets up and tags Mephisto in for the match. Mephisto enters the ring and goes for a Fugiwara Arm Bar! Night Rogue is screaming in pain.The ref asks Rogue if he submits and he won't give up. Mephisto wrenches back on the Fugiwara Arm Bar and he still doesn't submit. Syxx Figures runs in and breaks the hold. The ref bitches at Syxx and he goes back to his corner. Night Rogue runs over and tags in Syxx Figures. The fans boo as he enters the ring. He jaw-jacks the fans and he gets hit with a Running Drop Kick! The cheer for Mephisto. Syxx gets up and kicks Mephisto in the gut. He DDTs Mephisto hard to the mat. He pins him. 1...2...thr--kick-out by Mephisto!]

Smith:What a DDT by Syxx! Stay on him, Syxx!

Michaels: Kick-out by Mephisto! He will not be denied!

[ Syxx gets to his feet and picks up Mephisto. He whips him into Night Rogue's corner. He tags in Rogue and they both double team Mephisto by doing punches and kicks on Mephisto. Dioxide runs over and does a Powerful Clothesline to the back of Syxx's head. Syxx Spears Dioxide to the ground and they are rolling around punching each other.]

Michaels: All hell has broken loose! 

[ The ref tries to break up the fight between Dioxide and Syxx but it spills outside of the ring. Out of no where, Zsasz and Darcsyde come out of the crowd and attack Dioxide!]

Michaels: What the hell is this all about?

Smith: I guess they're pissed off about losing that Casket Match last week.

[ Zsasz works on Dioxide while Darcsyde works on Syxx. Darcsyde throws Syxx Figures onto the commentating table. Derek Michaels and Brady Smith steer clear from the carnage. Darcsyde grabs Syxx Figures and does his Death Dealer through the table! Syxx Figures must be broken in half! Zsasz and Dioxide are battling outside of the ring. Zsasz Power Bombs him onto the concrete floor. The referee has lost total control of his match!Zsasz picks up Dioxide and goes the Killin' Spree right on the concrete floor! He motions Darcsyde to leave and Zsasz and Darcsyde walk towards the back. Dioxide and Syxx Figures are out cold outside of the ring. Mephisto and Night Rogue are battling in the ring. Night Rogue does a Kung-Fu Kick, knocking Mephisto down. Rogue pins Mephisto. 1...2...--kick-out by Mephisto. Rogue gets frustrated and picks up Mephisto and whips him into the corner. He executes the ICBM on Mephisto! He must of broke his ribs! Night Rogue places Mephisto on top of the third turnbuckle. He wraps his hand around Mephisto's neck. He does the Choke Slam from Skyland but Mephisto counters it into a Tornado DDT! Both men are on the mat motionless. The ref starts the ten-count. 1...2...3...4...5...--both men a moving a little.--6...7...--Mephisto sits up and gets to his feet. He picks up Night Rogue and executes Paraylization! He pins Night Rogue. 1...2...3! The bell rings and Falling away from me" by KoRn plays on the PA sytemThe ref raises Mephisto's arm in the air.]

Jamie Thomas: The winners of this match are Dioxide and Mephisto!

[ Mephisto leaves the ring and sees Dioxide on the ground. He picks him up and hoists him over his shoulder and walks towards the back.]

[Lights go out, pitch black, and then the beginning of my music play and then on the screen comes my sign and once the hard music starts I show up at the top of the ramp and walk down to the ring, climbing over the top rope standing in the ring with just enough light for a camera to show vegita standing in the middle of the ring with his head down, hair covering his face when suddenly he jerks his head up and then violently raising his hands and lowering them allowing the lights to come back on.]

Jamie Thomas: And his opponent here is the psychotic Zsasz!

["Dead bodies everywhere" by KoRn plays as Zsasz walks down to the ring. The fans boo at Zsasz. Zsasz is looking around licking the blade of his combat knife, which is heavily stained with blood. He gets in the ring and throws his knife down in the middle of the ring, which sticks in the ring.]

Michaels: : Well folks this one is not going to be for the faint at heart.

Smith: : What exactly does that mean anyway?

Michaels: : What?

Smith: : Faint at Heart?

Michaels: : I do not know. It is an expression.

Smith: : If you do not know what it means how you can you use it?

Michaels: : Just be quiet and call the damn match.

Smith: : okay then.

[ Zsasz and Vegita circle each other for a minute before Zsasz climbs out of the ring. He begins looking under the ring for something. He pulls out a table and sets it up on the outside of the ring. Vegita and the ref are just looking at the crazy Zsasz wondering what the hell is doing. Zsasz then reaches under the ring and pulls out a trash can with the word “Zsasz” spray painted on it. Inside the trashcan is a steel chair, a broomstick, and a cookie sheet. Zsasz throws each object into the ring.]

Michaels: : Did I not see something? Is this an Insanity match or what?

Smith: : It looks like it is now.

Michaels: : I think both men want it that way so the ref is going to let it go.

[Vegita picks up the trash can as Zsasz begins to climb into the ring. Vegita charges at Zsasz at the exact same time Zsasz stands upright. Vegita takes a wild swing with the trash can but Zsasz slides out of the way. Vegita turns back to Zsasz, while still holding the trash can. Zsasz performs a dropkick into the trashcan which sends it directly into the face of Vegita. The impact knocks Vegita down to the mat. Zsasz picks up the broomstick and waits for Vegita to get back up.]

Smith: : Zsasz is out for blood.

Michaels: : That sick bastard!

[Vegita gets back to his feet and walks right into a thunderous broom stick shot over the head. The wooden handle of the broom splinters over his head. How ever Vegita doesn’t fall down. He stands up right in a daze. Zsasz bounces off the ropes and attempts a running clothesline. Vegita ducks underneath it and catches Zsasz around the waist with his right arm. Vegita moves behind Zsasz and wraps his left arm around him too. Vegita picks Zsasz high up in the air and executes a perfect release German suplex. Zsasz lands directly on the trash can that he threw into the ring.]

Smith: : Awesome counter from Vegita!

Michaels: : Yes it was.

Smith: : Zsasz must be thinking about how much of a dumbass he was for bringing the weapons into the ring.

Michaels: : I doubt he is thinking anything right now.

[Vegita pulls Zsasz up off the trash can and sends him into the ropes. Vegita catches Zsasz as he comes back off the ropes and performs a flap jack slam on the psychopathic Zsasz. Vegita leaps back up to his feet and begins towards the corner turnbuckles. He climbs up on the middle rope and singles to the crowd. He looks around before leaping off. At the same time Zsasz grabs the steel chair lying on the mat next to him. He just throws it right at the face of Vegita as he was coming down from the middle turnbuckle. The chair blasts Vegita directly in the face and forces him to totally miss Zsasz.]

Smith: : He just chucked it right at his face!

Michaels: : Nice aim too!

Smith: : Yes it was.

[Zsasz rolls off the mat and gets back to his feet and Vegita is rolling around, holding his face. Zsasz picks up the steel chair and wails once on the head of Vegita. After that Vegita quits moving. Zsasz grabs Vegita by his arms and drags him into the corner. He places Vegita in the corner so that he is in the sitting position with the back of his head resting on the middle turnbuckle pad. Zsasz then places the chair upright in front of the face of Vegita.]

Michaels: : What! What the hell is he doing now?

Smith: : It looks deadly whatever he is planning.

[Zsasz runs off the far side ropes too get some momentum. He then charges right at Vegita. At the last possible second Zsasz drops down into a baseball slide. His feet go directly into the steel chair which forces it to bash the face of Vegita. Vegita’s head whips back violently from the impact. Zsasz has some sort of sick smile on his face as he stands back to his feet.]

Michaels: : For god sake Zsasz just end the match.

Smith: : He is teaching this boy a lesson.

Michaels: : This is sick.

Smith: : Oh go take a spew break Michaels: .

[Zsasz pulls Vegita up to his feet. We see a trickle of blood running down the face of Vegita. Zsasz scoops Vegita up and slams him down to the mat. Zsasz locks in a dragon sleeper on the already out cold Vegita. Zsasz is telling the referee to lift his land up and drop it. The referee is trying to explain that this is a pin falls only match. Zsasz still does not let go of the hold though. All of the sudden the Glass Champion Crow comes to the entrance way to ringside. He climbs up on the apron.]

Smith: : He has no place out here! Get him out of here.

Michaels: : I think I may agree with you for once Smith: .

[Zsasz releases the hold and turns his attention to Crow. Crow is yelling at Zsasz to quit punishing Vegita. Zsasz’s tag team partner Darcsyde comes running down to ring side too. He comes up behind Crow and pulls him off the ring apron. Darcsyde and Crow begin to trade right and lefts. The whole time Zsasz is just standing there watching these two men go at each other on the outside of the ring. This allows Vegita enough time to get back to his feet. All though he is still a little groggy he stands up and grabs the steel chair. Vegita walks up behind Zsasz and clobbers him in the back with the steel chair. The chair shot sends Zsasz flying over the top ring and to the floor. At the same time Crow was getting the better of Darcsyde. He nails him with a series of right hands that sends Darcsyde stumbling backwards. He trips over the fallen Zsasz and lands on the table set up by Zsasz at the beginning of the match up. Vegita recognizes this and sling shots him self over the top rope. He comes down with a leg drop across the chest of Darcsyde which sends him crashing through the table.]

Michaels: : Oh my what a move!

Smith: : You said it!

[Crow pulls Zsasz up to his feet and rolls him back into the ring. Vegita looks at Crow and seems a little irritated with him. Vegita pushes Crow before leaping up on the apron. He begins to climb back into the ring as Crow grabs his leg. Crow seems upset at Vegita for pushing him. Vegita kicks Crow off of him long enough to climb into the ring. Vegita leans over the ropes and begins to yell at Crow. Behind Vegita Zsasz is getting back to his feet. As soon as Vegita turn around Zsasz nails him with the killin spree.]

Smith: : Killin Spree! Killin Spree! Zsasz just hit the Killin Spree!

Michaels: : I think Crow just inadvertly cost Vegita this match.

Smith: : Zsasz covers him.

Michaels: : 1...2...3!!! Zsasz is your winner in this one. Give the accidentally assist to Zsasz I guess.

Smith: : Crow should not of stuck his nose in Vegita’s business and Vegita was letting him know that.

Michaels: : I am sure there is more to this one then we know. But I am also sure we will find out.

Smith: : Pisser time.

[CEO Stevens is seen walking out of his office when some man comes running up to him holding some sort of envelope.]

Stevens: What is this?

Man: I have no clue. Some messenger just delivered it.

[The man hands the letter over to Stevens and takes off around the corner. Stevens looks down at the outside of the envelope.]

Stevens: Addressed to CEO Stevens. Well I guess its for me then. From Dr. Brent Blivens...who the hell is that?

[Stevens opens up the letter and seems to ginuinely confused over the whole thing. He begins to read and all we see is a shot of Stevens eyes begin to grow larger and larger. Stevens looks as if he has just seen a ghost. Larry Parker comes around the corner at this time. He runs up to Stevens.]

Parker: Stevens can I ask you a question?

Stevens: Sorry Larry I am busy right now.

Parker: You dont look busy.

Stevens: I got to make a phone call.

Parker: Answer me one quick thing.

Stevens: Larry I said I am busy.

[Stevens turns to go back in his office. He shuts the door behind him as he heads towards his desk. As Stevens sits down Larry opens the door back up.]

Parker: What is in that letter? It seemed to have upset you.

Stevens: None of your business Larry.

Parker: The people have a right to know!

Stevens: If I tell you, will you leave me alone?

Parker: Yes.

Stevens: It is a law suit. I am being sued!

Parker: Sued?

Stevens: That is what i said now go!

Parker: By who?

Stevens: I answered your question not get out of here before I fire you ass. I need to make a phone call and clear this up.

[Stevens lauches a cup of cofee at Parker as he is running out of the office. The camera gets one last close up of Stevens before fading to a commerical.]

Stevens: This has to be a mistake.

Jamie Thomas: Next up we have an insanity rules match and I have been informed the winner will meet Sean McClancy for the Insanity Title @ Anarchy, first, from Lafayette, Louisiana, he is the special guest referee, Tommy Roberts!!!!

[ Lights dim, and white/grey lights start flashing as you hear Big Tymers - Still Fly blares over the speakers. 3 sets of pyros go off and then you see Tommy Roberts walk out. Walks and poses in the ring on the 2 diagonal ring posts with one arm up.

Jamie Thomas: Now, from Roseville, Michigan, weighing in at 230 pounds, "The Wizard" Bryan Smith!!!

[ 2x4, chairs, tables]

Jamie Thomas:His opponent, from New York City, New York, weighing in at 210 pounds, Killer Instinct!!!!!!

[ Comes out with his Leather jacket and has his manager/girlfriend Infidelity by his side. Upon entering the ring, Infidelity removes KI's jacket. He stands in the middle of the ring motionless for a moment, then raises his arms at the same moment the lights go out and a spotlight hits him. He is carrying a 2x4 w/barbwire, brass knuckles, in a trashcan.]

[ The bells rings and Wizard starts off with a spear and a series of punches to the face and mid-section. Wizard stands up and begins to stomp on Killer Instinct. K.I. grabs one of Wizard's legs and twists it so Wizard falls to the ground. K.I. puts the Boston crab on as you see Wizard schreeching in pain. ]

Smith: Look at The Wizard! He is getting his ass handed to him just like last week!

Michaels: Oh Shut up Smith!

[ K.I. lets go of the hold and puts on a half boston crab. He holds him in that for over 30 seconds. Tommy Roberts pushes him off. Killer Instinct gets in Tommy's face and Tommy shakes his head "no" K.I. turns around & is kicked in the stomach, as Wizard executes a ddt. Wizard picks him up and does a powerful brainbuster. Wizard looks down and puts on the sharpshooter.... After 30 seconds, Tommy breaks the hold.. Now Wizard gets in his face, as you see Tommu mouthing the words "hit me". Wizard swings, misses, Tommy then pushes him out the ring! ]

Michaels: I knew Wizard was stupid enough to attempt to hit the referee!

Smith: You don't know what you are talking about! Why didn't you say something if you knew?

[ Killer Instinct gets up and goes out of the ring. He hides by the steel steps. Wizard runs around and right into the Mafia Kick! Killer Instinct falls down for the pin.....1........2....kick out! K.I. grabs a chain and hits Wizard in the back. He them proceeds to stand him up. Bryan Smith is wobbly and Killer Instinct nails him with the chain in the forehead! Tommy Roberts is in for the count ........1.....2... kickout agian! ]

Michaels: Wizard isn't staying down this match. Hit after hit he is right back up!

Smith: Ah Wizard sucks, he will lose just like last week! Haha!

[ K.I. sets up a table. He puts a chair and tacks on it. He continues to stomp on The Wizard. He picks up The Wizard, throws him into the ropes and Killer Instinct nails a spinebuster. He pins 1........2...... kick out! Killer Instinct gets in Tommy's face and begins to yell at him. Tommy yells back and K.I. turns around to see Wizard is gone! K.I. doesn't know where The Wizard went off to. The lights go out and Wizard is back in the ring. The lights are back on, Killer Instinct turns around and is hit with the twist of fate. The Wizard puts Killer Instinct on the table. He goes for the Wizardton Bomb and nails it! 1.................2..............THRE and Killer Instinct kicks out! ]

Michaels: Talk about a slow count!!!

Smith: I told you the Wizard sucks!

[ Killer Instinct goes for the strong knee, but Wizard slips out, and hits the fatal drop for the 1......2..... thr.... Killer Instinct kicks out! Tommy is laughing as the Wizard gets up. He turns and hits the fatal drop on Tommy! Killer Instinct is up and executes the Murder in the 1st, but the referee is down. Killer Instinct tries to wake him up. Tommy not knowing who it is, Sensational Kicks Killer Instinct.Wizard goes for the pin 1.....2....thre kick out!! Tommy sees what he has done and is shocked. Wizard grabs a chair, swings it at Tommy, misses, SENSATIONAL KICK! Killer Instinct hits the Murder in the 1st on The Wizard! Tommy Roberts gets in for the pin.......1......2......3!!! ]

Jamie Thomas: Here is your winner, Killer Instinct!

[ Justin Sane makes his way to the ring and grabs Tommy Roberts and locks in The Sharpshooter! Tommy Roberts is tapping from Justin Sane. Justin Sane picks him up and The Wizard is up with a Wizardton Bomb!!! Justin Sane lifts Tommy Roberts up and out of the ring!! ]

Michaels: Justin Sane and The Wizard just took out Tommy Roberts!

Smith: Justin Sane and The Wizard friends? I can't believe this!

Michaels: Wait! Skeeve is coming out here!

[ Skeeve hits Killer Instinct from behind and stomps away at him. He lifts up Killer Instinct and tears away with lefts and rights, beating the hell out of the fallen man. ]

::Skeeve calls for the mike and catches it in mid air. He turns to the prone body of Killer Instinct with a smug look on his face::

Skeeve: You reap what you sow you stupid Son of a Bitch!! Thats for last week!!

::Skeeve kicks KI in the side::

Skeeve: Thats for me!!

::Skeeve turns to the fans who are going nuts over Skeeve laying out the Anti-franchaise::

Skeeve: When he wakes up someone tell him that I want his Ass next saturday.

:: Skeeve rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp with KI still lying in the ring::

Smith: Hey dumbass! Next week it is gonna be Killer Instinct vs McClancy!

Michaels: Maybe he calling for a shot? Could we see a 3 way Insanity Title Match?

Smith: And Carmine Devito keeping his tag team title.

Michaels: That's debatable. Danko has been on a roll lately. He's got the crowd behind him tonight, and he's going to Anarchy as one of the tag team champions.

Smith: Not too likely. He's taken a habit of stealing belts though.