Tyler Dylan-Welcome to The Aggravated Assualt pre Show!! In this Show we will
Mull Over Just about every Match on the Card!In a Few Moments I will Be Joined
by VP Hex.We will also have NPW Deathmatch Champion Ryan Volkime and his
challenger for tonight Ryan Volkime!.
Tyler Dylan-We Start tonight with one half of the Double Main Event.
Simon Starr defends the NPW Title against Calvin Krime.This All Started back on
when Calvin Krime earned the right to face Starr by defeating Killer in a
Tag match.From there things Went berzerk as Simon Starr and Calvin Krime
were Teamed up to face the M&M Express.Simon Starr then Left Calvin Krime
to the wolves!!!
Tyler Dylan-Things got even worse when a Bounty was placed on The Head
of Calvin Krime! Who put the Bounty on Calvin Krime and why????
To elaborate Dave Collins stands with interum Vice President Hex..
Dave Collins-VP Hex has there been any progress in trying to find out
who placed the Bounty on the Head of Calvin Krime?
VP Hex-No at this time we have no solid concrete evidence against anybody,
but I have a few private investigators working the locker rooms so I am
confident by the end of the Night we will have answers.
Dave Collins-Is there any Plan whatsoever to screw Simon Starr out of the
World Title tonight?
VP Hex-Dave I am insulted by the question.The mere notion that I have to
help Calvin Krime to beat Starr is ludicrous.Calvin can handle himself
let me tell you.Jeremy Mcguiness Trusted me to call this match right down the
middle,and I will do just that.
Dave Collins-Hex is there any time frame where you will return to active
wrestling?
VP Hex-Well My hand is Healing up pretty well.The doctors said I have about
maybe 4 or 5 More weeks of rehab but I am gonna try and turn that into
2 or 3 weeks.So I hope to be in the ring no later than september 1st.
Dave Collins-Hex thank you for your time Tyler back to you.
Tyler Dylan-The Other Half of Our Double Main event features Devlin Jackson
teaming with Zach Lowery to face Tyrant and H.I.Smoov.The thing about this
match is this after you win the tag match,you must beat your partner!!!
If you manages to do this task then you win!!
Tyler Dylan-This match here has the words oppertunity written ALL OVER
IT The Man that wins this match get's an automatic Shot at the NPW World
Champion Whomever it may be.To elaborate more on this match Dave Collins
is Live with H.I.Smoov Dave Take it away.
Dave Collins-Smoov you have been in the NPW since day one.You have yet
to hold the NPW World Title or yet to get a shot.How important is this match
for you?
H.I.Smoov-This is THE Biggest Match I have ever had in NPW.So that should
say it all I have wanted to get my hands on Devlin since he eliminated
me in the first round of the World Title Playoffs.I HAVE TO WIN this match
and I WILL!
Dave Collins-Smoov what about your partner Tyrant,the NPW Internet Champion?
Should you guys be successfull you will face him with the Internet
title on the Line.
H.I.Smoov-Tyrant is owed congratulations but his achievements are no
big deal.Tyrant you had Better pull your load and I will most defintley pull
mine.Then When I am Standing face to face to you with that Internet
Title on the Line you will know my Name.
Dave Collins-Thanks for your Time Smoov and Good Luck,Kenny
Kassanova is standing by with Devlin Jackson and Tyrant the NPW
Internet Champ.
Kenny Kassanova-Devlin Jackson we stand here with Tyrant and this is
indeed your last night here in NPW I would like to say thanks for the
memories buddy.
Devlin Jackson-Thanks alot Kenny.Tyrant and I decided that If I won tonight
I would consider giving the Title Shot to him.
Tyrant-Yeah well don't count on winning tonight pal I plan on sending you
packing with a broken body
Devlin Jackson-Nice Competitive Fire there Man save it for the ring.
Kenny Kassanova-Tyrant you heard what H.I.Smoov had to say about the match
what do you have to say?
Tyrant- I will pull my weight,Smoov you better pull yours.Then when we we
win I will beat you in the Middle of the ring 1.....2....3
Devlin Jackson-Did you say when You guys win?? You guys will not win.
This may be Lowery's Last match aswell as mine.We wanna go out with a bang
and winning here tonight we will go out Just like that.
Kenny Kassanova-back to that troublesome Tyler Dylan
Troublesome? Kenny if I hadn't promised Mcguiness I would be a pro
I would hunt you down and kick your fat ass all over the Garden!!
we now must go to this word from Our next
Pay Per View Sycho Summer Sizzler.!!
Temperature is Dropping.....
But on September 1st The NPW Will raise The Heat...
BY 1000 DEGREES!!
The Superstars Of Net Pro Wrestling
Bring there Brand of Kick Ass Wrestling
To the State of Fast Women and Faster Cars.
The Sycho Summer Sizzler invades the Daytona International Speedway
Where 50,000 Fans will Jammpack The Track to see some REAL WRESTLING!
Special Guest Include Jeff Gordon,Kyle Petty and Dale Earnhardt Jr.!
Saturday September 1st Live and only on Pay-Per-View!!!!
Tyler Dylan-What a Show we are going to have tonight!! What a Show
on September 1st!! I saw the Last Sycho Summer Sizzler and it was an awesome
Show!! The Main Event between Drok (of UALW Fame) and Chris Benoit
(You know him now as Devlin Jackson)was absolutley AWESOME!! Well back to
Aggravated Assualt.Tonight those Pricks The Primetime Players will face
Beatdown inc. and The M&M Express in a TLC Match
Besides the Players,Beatdown inc and The Express are some of the best
tag teams in NPW.Dave Collins stansd with the Tpossiblythe Next Tag
Champs Dave take it away.
Dave Collins-Beatdown Inc we are Just Hours way from the Tag Team Title
Match.Welch what's going through your mind right now?
Daniel Welch-Extreme relaxation,you see we are not worried about a thing.
When we get out there we are gonna do what we said we were gonna do all
along.We are gonna go out there and Stun the NPW.
Man Beast-Dave that's right there is gonna be no escaping the Beatdown
here tonight.The PPV is appropriatley named No Turning Back.
Dave Collins-Man Beast what happens if you guys Lose tonight?
Man Beast-That's like asking what if the sun doesn't shine tomorrow,
you don't question guarantees Dave?
Daniel Welch-I am beginning to think you are doubting us Dave.
We will Not LOSE this match.We are going to send a direct message to
The M&M Express and the Primetime Players.
Dave Collins-Well thank you Beatdown inc.Back to Tyler Dylan
Tyler Dylan-Thank you Dave at least you respect me.Unlike
that Fat Toad Kenny Kassanova.The Last Match we preview here tonight
is the Deathmatch Title encounter between Ryan Volkime and Stardust.
Tyler Dylan-This all started with a little trash talk on the roleplay board.
Stardust then took exception to these comments.Stardust then attempted to
place some fecal material in the gym bag of Ryan Volkime.Volkime foiled
that attempt by tossing the doo-doo all over Stardust.Stardust would later
get his revenge by knocking Stardust out cold.That fat slimy worm
Kenny Kassanova stands with the Deathmatch Champion Ryan Volkime.
Kenny Kassanova-(under his breath )what a jackass,Ryan Volkime
You are about to defend your Deathmatch Title against Stardust.
What are your thoughts?
Ryan Volkime-I am just focused Dave.This is My First Pay Per View
Title defense, I do not plan on wasting it!
Kenny Kassanova-What Kind of a match ate you expecting from Stardust?
Ryan Volkime-I uh.......arrgh
[Stardust runs in with a chair and SLaps Volkime across the back with it.
Stardust Kicks away at Volkime.Stardust Pulls Volkime to his Feet and Tosses
him into a soda Machine]
Stardust-Cya in the Ring Volkime.That Belt is going to be MINE!
Tyler Dylan-Well that's all the time we have for tonight folks we will
Cya Tonight At Aggravated Assualt 3!! Don't get shut out by the Last
minute rush nobody does PPV's Like the NPW!! Cya tonight and order now!
The Summer is ending.....
