Disclaimer: Don't own em, don't sue me.
Distribution: Flights.
Rating: PG
Content: Sexual situations, language
Summary: A bride makes an interesting discovery.
"So where are the newlyweds?" Jeff asks, taking a seat next to Kat, a smile on his face.
"Probably making out in customs," Jason chuckles, plopping down on her other side.
"What are you guys?" she asks patting their legs. "My protectors or something?"
"Or something. I mean, all he's got is a wife and you have two handsome lovers."
"I do, don't I? Damn if that don't make me feel better."
"We hoped so."
Jeff runs his hand along the bare expanse of her stomach and the tips of his fingers disappear under the hem of her crop top, teasing the undersides of her full breasts, braless as usual. Jason never likes to be left behind and nibbles on her neck while she smiles contentedly, running her fingers through multicolored and dark blond locks.
"This is a public place," a sarcastic voice observes in front of them.
"You're just jealous," Kat tells Scott Levy, "because all three of us turned you down."
"None of you know what you're missing."
"Just like right now," Jason murmurs, "you don't know what you're missing."
Finally, after a somewhat frustrating session of making out that makes some of the other passengers squirm uncomfortably, a clamor raises in the airport as Adam and his new wife come in. All of the roster gets us to greet them and the three lovers remain stonily seated.
"We should make some kind of effort," Jeff whispers.
"Probably."
"But I don't wanna," Kat whines, making a face.
"Come on."
And they go up to the newlyweds, smiling and being ever so nice as they congratulate them. The bride looks all the way up at Kat who increased her 5' 10" height with platform boots and smirks.
"I guess the best woman won," she remarks icily.
"Oh yes," Kat says, twining her fingers with Jason's and Jeff's. "The best woman did win."
Later on the flight, Kat finds herself standing in line to the lavatory behind Adam's new bride. She doesn't say anything until the woman turns around and sees her standing there.
"Well, you're certainly tall."
"Yes, I most certainly am."
"It's no wonder you're not married."
"It's not?"
"No. I mean, what man wouldn't find you threatening, being as tall or taller than they are?"
"A very insecure man."
"Well, Adam most certainly is not insecure. I mean, what does he have to be insecure about?"
"That's really not for me to say."
"It really isn't."
Someone comes out of the lavatory and they both take a step forward.
"I hope you're not angry with me for snatching him out from under your nose," she tells Kat with a chuckle that wants to be friendly and intimate. "But from what he told me, you just weren't quite enough woman for him."
Kat stares down at her dumbfounded. And into the lavatory she goes. Kat leans against the bulkhead, trying to regulate her breathing as she digests the insult that was just bestowed upon her. Then, her resolve strengthens and she waits. When the lavatory door opens, she doesn't give the tiny bitch a chance to get out. She pushes her into the bathroom, follows her inside and locks the door behind her.
Picking up the woman, she sits her down on the sink and braces both of her fisted hands on either side of her head.
"Your man, your groom, the man of your dreams? Well, he wasn't man enough for me. Before him, I never needed to fantasize about anyone but the person I was in bed with, but with him, everyone sailed through my mind. The whole WWF roster, including Patterson and Brisco, WCW guys, even the ECW freaks. And women too. He was the only man who couldn't give me an orgasm. He was the only man who made me pull my Red Devil out of retirement," Kat takes a breath and moves away from the other woman, smiling, "your big hunk of a man got down on both of his knees when I told him it was over between him and me. He begged me to reconsider. He offered to do things for me that would make RuPaul want to marry him. Even when I got together with Jason, and Jeff, he tried to get me back. So whatever he told you about him and me, you need to know that he wasn't man enough for me, not the other way around," Kat opens the door, pulls the woman down to her feet and pushes her out the door, "Run around now darling and know this, he might be man enough for you, but he was never man enough for me. But I don't have to worry about that
anymore because you married him, not me."
Artist: Toni Braxton
Album: He Wasn't Man Enough
Dark child, oh yeah
Toni Braxton, oh
Ha-ha, uh-huh
Yeah, uh, uh
Dark child yeah
Listen girl
Who do you think I am?
Don't you know that he was my man?
But I chose to let him go
So why do you act like I still care about him?
Looking at me like I'm hurt
When I'm the one who said I didn't want it to work
Don't you forget I had him first?
1 - What you thinkin'?
Stop playing me
He wasn't man enough for me
If you don't know now here's chance
I've already had your man
Do you wonder just where he's been, yeah?
Not be worried about him
Now it's time you know the truth
I think he's just the man for you
2 - What are you thinking?
Do you know about us back them?
Do you know about your husband, girlfriend?
I'm not thinking 'bout him
But you married him
Do you know I made him leave?
Do you know he begged to stay with me?
He wasn't man enough for me
Listen girl
Didn't he tell you the truth?
If not then why don't you ask him?
The maybe you can be more into him
Instead of worrying about me
And hopefully you won't find
All the reasons why his love didn't count
And why we couldn't work it out
Repeat 1
Repeat 2 (2x)
Oh yeah
So many reasons why are love is through, yeah
What makes you think he'll be good to you, no
It makes no sense cause he will never change
Girl you better recognize the game, oh yeah
What are you thinking?
Do you know about us back them?
Do you know about your husband, girlfriend?
I'm not thinking 'bout him
But you married him
You know I made him leave
And you know he begged to stay with me
He wasn't man enough for me
Repeat 2 till end