DISCLAIMER: I don't own anyone in the WWF, WCW or ECW, if only in my dreams.
DISTRIBUTION: Flights.
RATING: PG-14
CONTENT: Sex scenes and language
SPOILERS: None that I know of.
NOTE: Recast of a previously sent story.
Jeff Hardy was in a good place. How could a man be in a bad place when he had three women, beautiful women, vying for his attention? Right now, they were playing the Tie the Cherry Stem with Your Tongue game and he was thoroughly enjoying watching their focused expressions and pursed lips.
"I win," said Kat confidently pulling the perfectly tied stem from her mouth.
"Damn, how do you do that so fast?" asked Carm.
"It's a talent," whispered the older woman, showing Jeff her pink tongue as she licked her lips.
"Well, I prefer to use my hands," said Cindy, joining actions to words as she started to rub Jeff's thigh.
"I like to think I'm versatile," chuckled Carm as she ran her bare foot along Jeff's thigh, playing with his erection through his jeans.
In the meantime, Kat was running her tongue through the shell of his ear, whispering all sorts of dirty nothings to him.
"Does your brother know what a lucky prick he is right now?" Andrew asked Matt.
"I'm sure he has a clue," said Matt, turning around to look at his brother. "I mean come on, how could he not know?"
"I would do anything for one night with one of Vince's daughters," said Adam, "and your brother has three of them. Tell me that's fair."
"Well," said Andrew, "he only has two of them. Kat's not Vince's kid, she's just his kid's half-sister."
Matt, Adam and Jason all turned to Andrew who shrugged, "I keep my ear to the ground, my bad."
"But still, it's not right," said Adam, "it's just not right."
"So what are you going to do about it?" asked Jason.
"I'm going to get a piece of ass from one of those chicks."
Adam walked up to the small alcove where Jeff was holding court and walked right up to Kat, a smile on his face.
"Dance with me," he said.
"What?"
"Dance with me."
"Uh, I'm kind of busy right now."
"Come on. I promise I'll let you go back to Jeff as soon as the song's done."
Kat shrugged and got up. However, when she readjusted her skirt, she made sure that Jeff got one hell of a view of her backside. Adam led her to the dance floor, however not before grinning cockily to his friends.
"You know what, my fellow Canadian's idea was not a bad one," said Jason, pushing himself off the bar. "I think I'll follow his lead."
Grinning like the cat who'd just swallowed one hell of a canary, Jason made his way to Jeff's den of iniquity and tapped Carm's shoulder. She looked up and before she could speak, his tongue was in her ear. Her eyes crossed and her body sagged against Jason's solid one. Without a word to Cindy or Jeff, Carm slid out of her seat and quickly followed Jason into a darkened alcove, leaving Jeff alone with Cindy.
"Alone at last," she said, sidling up to him, running a hand over his arm.
"Yeah. What the hell was up with the Canadians?" asked Jeff, looking at Kat and Adam on the dance floor and Carm and Jason in their corner.
"Who knows? Who cares? Now, about you my little..."
"Cindy," said Matt, joining them, "just the woman I want to speak to. Listen, I have this idea I want to run by you."
"Can it wait?" snapped Cindy, "I'm a bit busy here."
"Actually..."
Jeff watched wide-eyed as his brother leaned over Cindy and started whispering sweet nothings into her ear. He saw her close her eyes and bite into her lower lip.
"Uh Jeff," she said, scurrying out of her seat, "something... um... came up. Matt's taking me back to the hotel."
"What? What the...?" Jeff couldn't protest anymore as Matt and Cindy all but ran out of the club. The younger man sat back, dumbfounded. Five minutes ago, he had three stunning women waiting on his every word, now, he was all alone. Well, not entirely, he realized when he saw his friend Andrew walk over to him with a smirk on his face.
"Say it," he barked out at him.
"Say what?"
"Do whatever it is you were going to do, gloat about the women I just lost."
"Well, you did lose them."
"Okay, Carm and Cindy I lost but Adam and Kat just hit the dance floor, she'll be back."
"Look at the dance floor."
Kat's legs were around Adam's waist as he held her up against a wall, their tongues deep in each other's mouth.
"What the fuck?"
"Don't worry, you're still adorable," said Andrew with a smile.
"Please tell me you're not trying to make a move on me."
Andrew laughed and shook his head. Just then, Jeff followed his friend's eyes to the club's entrance and his jaw all but dropped. When he saw her standing there in her tan leather hip huggers and light blue halter top, Jeff stopped thinking. Andrew watched as Jeff made his way to the young woman and smiled. Damn, but he was the best matchmaker in the world. Only problem was, he still couldn't find himself a date.
"Kai," whispered Jeff coming up behind her.
"Jeff."
"I didn't know you were going to be here."
"I know. If you had known, you would have dismissed your harem a bit sooner I'm sure."
"My what?"
"I came in here before. I saw you with Kat, Carm and Cindy. You four seemed pretty cozy."
"We... well, that was just... shit."
"It's okay," said Kai with a smile. "But I'm back in your life now Jeff. Do you understand what that means?"
"What?"
"That as of now, it'll just be me in your life."
"Just you, huh?"
"Think you can handle that?"
"Show me how?"
Kai laughed and walked to the almost deserted dance floor and grabbed Jeff's wrist, bringing his body close to hers. Moving together in a rhythm they'd practiced too often to forget it, Jeff and Kai ground on the dance floor, getting reacquainted with each other's bodies. After two songs, Kai turned to Jeff, her eyes hazy with lust.
"I have to have you now," she whispered to him.
"Let's go back to the hotel."
"What part of now don't you understand?"
Kai laughed and grabbed Jeff's hand, dragging him off the dance floor and to the women's bathrooms. She went in first, checked the stalls and pulled him in to the very pink room, locking the door after her.
"Take me," she said, her hands fumbling with his belt buckle.
"Here?"
"No, in the parking garage. Yes, right here."
Jeff chuckled and started to undo the laces on each sides of Kai's hip huggers and pulled them down. He looked up at her when he saw she'd gone commando.
"Well, if I didn't get you back, I was going to make Andrew a very happy man indeed."
Jeff smiled and laid a very gentle kiss on Kai's mound, his tongue darting out to open the sweet lips beckoning him from between her legs. The young woman shivered and pulled at his colored hair.
"Jeff, I know how talented you are with that mouth of yours, but right now, there's another part of you I need. Care to give it to me?"
"If you ask nicely," he said with a wicked smile, stretching his body to its full height.
"Fuck me now Hardy. Fuck me now!"
Never one to disobey a horny woman's orders, Jeff thrust deep into Kai as he perched her on one of the many bathroom sinks. He thrust into her so deep Kai felt him all the way to her heart. They moved together, perfectly in synch, their bodies connected in the most basic, elemental way.
"God damn it, I missed you," said Jeff a few minutes later, his head nestled in Kai's shoulder.
"I missed you too. Remember why we even split up in the first place? Cause I know it wasn't because the sex wasn't good."
"Sex was the least of our problem."
"What was our problem?" she asked him.
"You thought I spent too much time with Kat, Carm and Cindy."
"Yeah, that."
"But you know, I don't think that's going to be much of a problem anymore."
"Tell me about it. You're mine now Jeff."
"It's okay Kai," said Jeff, licking the line of her cleavage. "I think I'll enjoy being your private property."