Razor: The Best You'll Ever See


~The scene opens up with a brand new Mercedes Benz rolling on up in this broken down, 5th ward type neighborhood, on the south side of the Bronx. The Benz pulls into a cracked driveway, to a broken down home, that has been rotting away for years. You see rusted out windows, a half torn down fence, with weeds growing all over and around the fence. The Benz comes to a stop and you see the brand new tag team of the IWA step out, the House of Pain. Reid is wearing loose fitting black jeans, with a black T-shirt, that has the letters “HOP” in big white writing. Razor is wearing the same shirt, with semi tight blue jeans on. Reid walks through the gate and it squeaks loudly as he pushes it open. Reid walks into the yard and you see old, faded out toys and a rusted out swing set to the left. Reid begins to speak~

Reid: Damn Razor, it is hard to believe that I once lived here, it is hard to believe this is the place I called home, just a few short years ago. Look at it now, abandoned, broken down and just a big trash heap. You know something Razor, people may think that growing up in a place would hurt a kid growing up in life, but the strange thing is, if it weren’t for the tough, troubled childhood that I endured here, I wouldn’t be where I am today. Those days when the house would be nothing but turmoil, I would just leave and head down to the local basketball courts. It was there where I sharpened up my game and became one of the top High School prospects my senior year. I was recruited and started as a freshman for St. John’s. I averaged twenty points that year and I had become a superstar. Had I gone pro after that year, I was being talked about as a top ten pick, but I decided to stick around for another year, try to win a National Championship. Well, it was during the preseason when disaster struck. Some scrub who was the local favorite, who had no business being out there, took me down with a hard foul during a red/white scrimmage game. Tore my knee up into more pieces than you could imagine, and forced my retirement from the game of basketball. Really pissed me off, you know.

Razor: Yeah, would have upset me as well, but look on the bright side Reid, you are now a professional wrestler and you are living the good life. I would say that you have made it as far as money and a career is concerned.

Reid: Yeah, you are so true man. It was a Monday afternoon when I was sitting on the couch, feeling sorry for myself when a friend of mine called and got me into this industry. I was doing great too, until my damn knees went out on me again and I had to leave for reconstructive surgery, but I am back now and better than ever in IWA, and I am ready to reach my full potential!

Razor: Yeah, and if you haven’t noticed, you got a three way next Wednesday against Sam “The Man” and “Dangerous” Brodie Davis, with all the tag partners, including myself, at ringside as lumberjacks. Definitely a good start to kick off your IWA career Reid!

Reid: Sure is, I wanted to ease into the IWA and get my feel for the ring back, but it looks as though I am gonna be thrown right into the mix of things. But hey, that is all good, I will just have to work a little harder and be ready for a little stiffer competition than I expected.

~Reid continues to walk around the house, he comes up to the steps that lead up to a porch which is where the front door is. Reid walks up these steps and stares through the broken screen door, into the abandoned house. Reid then finds a lawn chair on the porch, that is folded up and in surprisingly good shape. Reid takes a seat on it and Razor is left standing on the porch. Razor speaks~

Razor: Damn, that is amazing that that chair is in such good shape, we might wanna take it with us when we leave. Anyways, have you done any looking up on the two men you are about to face next Wednesday Reid?

Reid: Not a damn minute of research Razor. I have been too busy with my last week of rehab to be completely ready for this match up to care about what a guy named Sam The Man or Brodie Davis have accomplished in the IWA. All I know is they will have to be pretty damn good to defeat me, especially with the frame of mind I am in now. I feel that I am in the best shape that I have ever been in my entire life and I think it will take someone as good as my good old buddy Dean to defeat me this Wednesday, but you never know.

Razor: Well Reid, I guess you could call me your advisor or whatever, cause I did a little research when I was gone the other day, just so you would be prepared for this match up. I guess the most important thing is that both of the men you are facing have had a match in IWA and they both won, so they have talent, obviously. Whereas, you are entering your first match against them, so they got that much of an advantage over you.

Reid: I guess man, but does that shit really ever mean anything? Hell, either you are good enough to be the best or you are not. There is no “He has more experience, he has more ring rust” type of shit involved. The most talented athlete always comes out on top, regardless of ring rust, experience or any other shit that might be involved going into the match up!

Razor: Yeah, I guess that is true, anyways, Sam “The Man” had some comments toward you and the match earlier today Reid, would you like to know what he said?

Reid: What are you stupid?! Of course I want to know what he said, lay that shit on me man!

Razor: Well, he said some stuff about how he thinks you are scared and about how he is going to win and how dangerous he is. He also said stuff about how this is a preview of the tag titles, yadda yadda, typical trying to psyche your opponents out speech, you know?

Reid: Sam “The Man” says that Reid is scared of his ass? Who in the hell would be scared of a guy that calls himself “The Man”? To be perfectly honest with you, I kinda think of Sam “the Man” as a joke and not a worthy opponent for myself. The guy does not take this shit seriously, he runs around, running his mouth like this is some big ass joke to him. Well, I want him to come face to face with myself and when I start beating this shit out of him, I then want to see if he thinks this is some big joke! Hell, what kind of guy calls their team the Party Animals? This guy is just a joke in the industry, and I am gonna make sure that I end his career before he brings anymore injustice to this great sport!!

~All of a sudden you hear gunshots and you see a car whiz by as the guys in it are shooting at a nearby house. Reid just watches and doesn’t react hardly at all. Razor, meanwhile, jumps and gets all nervously. His eyes get really wide and he begins to speak~

Razor: Uhh, Reid, how about we get the hell out of here before we both have to retire from the sport of wrestling, what do you say?

Reid: Geez Razor, you are such a pussy! I just saw that drive by and I was thinking about what I was going to do to both Brodie Davis and Sam “The Man” come next Wednesday. I am going to give those two chump sucka’s no remorse, I am going to literally beat both those punks within an inch of each other’s lives! Whether it be the “Dangerous” Brodie Davis, only pussies call themselves dangerous, or Sam “The Man”, both will feel the wrath of the Bronx Bomb as I come through in my first ever IWA match! All the IWA staff and fans better get ready, because a new era is about to invade, a new era is about to take over. A new era that goes by the name of House of Pain! Together Razor, me and you will dominate and defeat everyone that tries to stop us. And, it all starts this Wednesday when I square off against “Dangerous” Brodie Davis and Sam “The Man”. So, I only got one more thing to say to you two chumps……..SUCKAS, BRING IT ON!!!!!!! Now, lets get outta here before you piss your damn pants!

~Reid and Razor get off the porch and walk back to their brand new Benz. They hop in and Reid starts the car up. He pulls out of the driveway to this abandoned, broken place he once called home, and he drives off to a destination unknown at this point in time. The scene then comes to an end and the screen slowly fades to black~


Razor's Stats
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