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..(][HWF Special Interview][).. w/ Fast Freddy

The King: Well, Fast Freddy, first, I'd like to thank you for letting me interview you for the HWF Magazine...

Fast Freddy: Honestly King, I think you're a fucking waste of my time and energy that could be better spent training for my matches.

King: Alright, at least you're being honest. Well since you've only been here a few days, what do you think of this federation?

Fast Freddy: What can I say here King? We've got such guys as Tripple H and Golddust here that can't wrestle their way out of a wet paper bag. Then we get guys like Extreme and Naad who actually make this place interesting. It's really what you find everywhere, there's a jobber for every half decent wrestler ya know?

King: I can understand what you mean, I've had my share of jobber matches in my career. Well anyway, Freddy, what is your number one goal in this federation?

Fast Freddy: A lot of people would say championship gold but...that's not why I'm here. I'm here to see to it that people get hurt King. That wannabe hard-core wrestlers learn what it's like to really be hard-core. If I pick up a belt or two along the way so be it.

King: Hmm, alright Freddy, rumors have been going around that you have some unfinished business with a few people in this federation, is it true? And if so, who?

Fast Freddy: You really should stop listening to rumors King...they piss people off and get your ass beat. As for unfinished business...hardly. Merely old rivalries. And I'm sure if you paid attention to the ring even you'd be able to figure out who.

King: Well I guess I can take that, Freddy. Since you have no unfinished business, who do you believe is your biggest competition at this point in your career in the HWF?

Fast Freddy: From what I've seen King there are only three men that pose any real threat. Nadd, Extreme, and Syke being those men. Now I haven't seen Syke fight in awhile so he may be off his game but we'll soon see.

King: Well Freddy, it seems like you've made it into the HWF at a perfect time, only a few weeks after the retirement of one of the greatest superstars in HWF history. Do you think it's to your advantage to now come in with huge superstars like Chris Omega out of the way?

Fast Freddy: Advantage to do what King? Try and become some big shot? As I already said that's not why I'm here. I'd prefer it if the big names were still here to add a bit to the competition. I mean come on, we've got walking cock holsters like Goldust and the so called Irish one here thinking they're big shit. Bring the big names back for the sake of actually putting on a show and not just two minutes of some no name pussy getting his ass beat into a bloody mess.

King: Well you seem pretty damn confident, Freddy. This week, you're going up against two of the guys that you said were big competition, Syke and Extreme, also two of the guys that I've heard you have a history with. Do you have anything to say about the match?

Fast Freddy: Well it should be a great match King. There's going to be three guys in that ring that not only know how to dish out a beating but can take one just as well. Knowing these two and myself, expect alot of weapons and fighting outside the ring.

King: Well Freddy, I guess I'd like to thank you for your valuable time, do you have any comments before we finish this off?

Fast Freddy: Oh you're finally done wasting my time? Good....now please get the fuck out of my locker room before I put you thru that fucking door the hard way..