The setting is Floyd's apartment in the heart of Queens, NY. It is about 11 in the morning. The camrea pans around the apartment. The apartment is in bad shape. Beer cans are all over the floor, and the furniure is all banged up and what not. In the corner, empty pizza boxes sit. The TV is left on, and Sponge-Bob Square pants is on. In the kitchen area, there is a table, with 2 metal folding chairs. Sitting in one of the chairs is Floyd, holding his head. On the table in front of him is a cup of coffee, and a bowl of Captain Crunch. Floyd gulps the ceral down, and drinks his coffee. He then lights up a cigerete and starts to inhale. Godzilla then comes into the room.
Godzilla-Ugh.. My head is killin me!! I'll never mix Vodka and Budweiser again... Jesus Christ... Hey, how come you didnt make breakfast?
Floyd-What the Fuc* do i look like? Your mother? Here's some captain crunch, and milk, it aint that hard to make.
Godzilla Grabs the cereal box and pours some captain crunch in the bowl. he then pours some milk in it. Godzilla takes a big spoonful of Captain crunch and gulps it down. Floyd is sitting on the other side, drinking his coffee, and smoking.
Godzilla-(Crunching) Captain crunch fuckin rules! It rules!
Zilla crunches loudly. Floyd looks up at Zilla.
Floyd-Close your fuckin mouth Zilla! Im gonna knock your teeth out if you don't stop crunching!
Godzilla-I'm sorry bro... Hey, im thinkin about changing my name.. You know, Godzilla is getting kinda lame...
Floyd-And what are you changing your name to Zilla?
Godzilla-"Killa Zilla" Aint that sweet?
Floyd bursts out laughing. Zilla stares at Floyd.
"Killa Zilla"-Did i say something funny?
Floyd-I think thats the most retarded name i've ever heard. You sound like some 13 year old kid, makin up a stupid name like that.
Killa Zilla-Well i don't care what you think. I think its a sweet name.
Floyd-Fine, but don't get mad when fans start laughing when your name is announced. I can hear it now, (Imatating Ring announcers voice) "Comming to the ring.. Killa Zilla!! Ha Ha ha what a stupid name!"
Floyd laughs.
Zilla-Shut up. You don't know anything.
Floyd-Speaking of which, you never told me about Mom and Dad and us being brothers. What happened those years when i was away in Juvinile hall?
Zilla-Well, I'll tell ya. Its gonna be hard to beleive, bt i swear to you, its the truth. Remember we took a blood test, and it proved that we are brothers, so i aint lyin.
Floyd-(Sipping coffee) Go ahead and tell me. I have all the time in the world.
Zilla-well, you think Mom and Dad are dead right?
Floyd nods, lighting up another cigerete.
Zilla-Well, at least Mom's alive anyway. Well, here's how it is. When you were about a year old, Mom had me. See, you and i we were both to young to remember each other. I guess im sort of your long lost brother.
Floyd-(Exahaling) Get to the point.
Zilla-Well, when we were real young, Mom and Dad got into a huge fight. I'm not sure what it was about, but it made them get divorced. The lawyers Seperated us, and i moved in with dad, while you stayed with Mom. And then, you and i went on with life wihout knowing the truth. Its hard to swallow, i know.
Floyd-It sounds like some kinda fairy tale. And then what happened?
Zilla-Well, then you went to juvinale hall, and then you got out, and you know the rest. I did pretty much the same thing, went to school, and got into wrestling.
Floyd-Well, how long have you known this whole thing? Because im hearing all this crap for the first time.
Floyd finishes off his cigerete and puts it out in a near by ashtray. he looks back up at Zilla.
Zilla-Well, i only found out a few weeks ago.. See, Mom is very sick. She doesen't have much more time left. I went to see her a few weeks ago, and she mentioned us fighting. And then told me the whole story. I coulden't believe it.. I was just as shocked as you were.
Floyd-Well, its good for her that she's dying. Think i give a rats ass that she's sick? No. For 5 years of my early teens, i was in that hell forsaken place. And who put me in there? good old mom. Thats five years i'll never get back in my life. Its all gone.. She's payin for what she did to me. And im glad. And what happened when i got out? She wasen't even there for me. I had to do everything for myself. Did anyone help me? No. I achieved all of this by myself. NO ONE Has ever helped me. I've been alone all my life, and i've always been alone, And i got all this stuff ALONE!
Zilla-I understand how you feel Floyd..
Floyd-No.. You don't know how i feel. No one knows how i feel. NO ONE has been through what i have been through. No one knows my horrible past. No one knows what ive dealt with. So don't give me that "I know how you feel bullshit!"
There is a knock at the door.
Floyd-Who the fuck is this?
The knocking continues, and Zilla opens the door. Bruce Charming enters the room, wearing a black button-down RKW shirt and a pair of black pants. He looks around the house, and notcies the empty beer cans.
Charming-Had a party last night? And didn't invite me? BEER? You had beer and didn't invite me?? You assholes!!
Charming and Zilla walks to the kitchen, where Floyd is still sitting. Zilla goes into the living room, where he sits on the sofa.
Zilla-Hey! Spongebob! This show rocks!
Charming-Hey Floyd. Jesus, this place is a dump! With all the money you make, shoulden't you think about buying a new place?
Floyd-Are you here to interview me, or are you here to sell me real estate?
Charming-Yes, sorry. Well Floyd, Zilla shocked many of the fans with The announcement that he was yur brother. What are your feelings?
Floyd-I don't know if i believe him, but then again, i don't know what to believe anymore. I was shocked just as much as, if not more, than everyone else.
Charming-Well, Are you sure you believe Zilla's story?
Floyd-Well, we took a blood test, and it proved that we are brothers. i can't doubt that.
Charming-Well, anyway, im here to interview for your match at Hardknox, in the battle royal. Any thoughts or comments?
Floyd-This match is riduculus. Really. It is. Its not even a match, its a joke. I mean come on. These people im fighting, Johnny Cage, and those other assclowns, they haven't even said one word to be yet. You know why? because i bet their not even gonna show up at hard-knox. cuz they are all afraid. I mean, this match is really a joke! I won't even break a sweat! I ask for compettion, and this is what J-sin gives me? It's like throwing vegtables to a Hungry meat loving lion!
Charming-Well, i guess J-sin wants you to prove your self.
Floyd-As far as im concerned, I already proved myself in the past. But, if i must, i will do it again. (Yawn) I'll destroy my "Compettion" and i won't even sweat. This really is gonna be a walk in the park for me. Hey guys, don't feel bad that your gonna lose, you aren't gonna lose in vain. You can tell your kids when your old, you got the previalge to be in the same ring with the craziest son of a bitch that ever graced a ring before! Guys.. Enjoy your free time.. cuz the clock is ticking.. And school will begin soon. And there aint no recess in my class room. AND THATS JUST THE WAY IT IS, SO JUST FUCKING DEAL WITH IT!!
Charming-We are gonna wrap things up, any final comments?
Floyd-Yeah. Im requesting a shot at the tag team titles. So if your watching this J-sin, why don't you waddle over to the CEO, and talk to him about making a match for the tag titles. Im sure after my victory, you'll be impressed.
