Letterman:Good evening ladies and gentleman, and welcome to the Late show. I'm David Letterman and tonight we have a very special guest. Many of you know him, he's a legend in the wrestling world, now JCW superstar, let's bring him out.. Floyd!
The crowd goes nuts as Floyd's theme, "Immortal" By Adema plays. Floyd comes out, limping, bandaged up from Tuesday night. He walks up on stage and slaps the fan's hands in the front row. He raises his arms. His music cuts and he sits down. Floyd wears his usuall attire, a pair of Black Jean shorts, a black trench coat, and a pair of black converse. He wears a System of a down shirt underneath his coat.
Letterman:Welcome to the show Floyd. How are you?
Floyd:About as good as i'm going to feel. Still a little beaten up from taking a dive onto some thumb tacks from Tuesday. Other than that, i guess im doing alright. Hell, Yankees won last night didn't they?
Crowd cheers as they start a small "Redsox Suck" chant. Floyd smiles and puts on a Yankees hat. The crowd cheers some more.
Letterman:Well Floyd, you were fighting in the TV title tournament on Tuesday and just fell short of winning it. That man Jefferson won. Any comments about the match?
Floyd:Well, as you all know i did lose to Jefferson and i did get slammed onto some tacks. No big deal, got it done to be dozens of other times. No matter what happens to me, i will keep comming back. Jefferson, you got lucky.. thats all. You may think it's over, but my friend it's just the beginning. You haven't seen the last of me. You keep talking about how your the best thing going? You are nothing Jefferson. A big nothing. And i could care less about you becomming the Television champion. Because that is not what i'm after. I'm after bigger and better titles.
Letterman:Well Floyd, I have got to tell you, you have a high tolerance for pain i tell you. Most guys would be seriously injured. But you did show up here. I'm impressed.
Floyd:Well im not most guys David. People have called me The next Mick Foley and all that. But i tell you.. Foley has nothing on me. I am better than that man. Oh, don't get me wrong, i have all the respect in the world for Mick Foley, but put me in the ring with him, and we will see who comes out on top.
Letterman:Well Floyd, You do have an upcomming match in the JCW, and it is a Hardcore match for the JCW world championship. Any thoughts on this match? And will you be able to perform in the ring after Tuesday?
Floyd:I have had alot worse things done to me. To answer your question, yes i will be able to perform in the ring. And this match will be one of my most important matches in the JCW. So.. I lost the TV title. The TV title has no importance to me. This match is all about the World title. The most coveted prize in this buisness. When you wear the World title, it reperesents that you ARE the best in that federation. You are it's top superstar. And you can beat anyone who comes in your way. I haven't held a world title in a long time. The last time i have held a world title was in the forgotten Dark Circle Wrestling. Where i became the World Champ in my very first match with them. But this isn't about DCW, its all about JCW now.
Letterman:Well, everyone in the federation is competing in this match, so you best stay on your guard. Will you survive this match?
Floyd:Haven't you been paying attention to anything i've said? I WILL win this match. I promise you all that. Yeah, everyone in the federation is in this match. But that doesen't make a difference. I will take on the entire federation and i will come out on top. I don't care who you are. Jefferson, You may have squeezed out a victory on Tuesday but you will not win this match on Sunday. You will be beaten by the best, and that's just the way it is.. Riley Rage, the man i tottally destroyed in the first round of the tournament, you will also be beaten again. I will destroy anyone who comes in my way. Havok, i don't know you well enough, but im sure your not good enough to defeat me. Looking through the roster i see nothing but useless wrestlers. People that aren't even worthy enough to carry my bags. But then there is a man i know well enough. A man that has been in my carreer forvever. A man i can't seem to get away from. And his name is "The Outsyder" Adam Lax.
Crowd boos at the mention of his name.
Letterman:Who is that?
Floyd:Adam is a man that i have fought several times over my long career and he has only defeated me once. But he never truly defeated me. I think someone ran in or whatever, but whatever. Adam.. You will never defeat me. No matter how hard you try you shall never be as good as me. No matter how many times you fight me.. I will always come out on top. I MADE you Adam. I can sure as hell destroy you. You would be nothing without me. It's a curse that follows you everywhere Adam. I am that curse. You shall never truly defeat me. The curse will haunt you for the rest of your life Adam. You will always live in my shadow Adam. Always.. But maybe you have gotten better? Do you have what it takes to finally bring me down? Do you? Or will it end up the same way it always does? You will not win this match.. I am the one you fear.. You can say you fear nothing Adam.. but i am your fear.. Why don't you stand up to your fear Adam? Bring me down Outsyder.. I dare you! Good luck all of you.. You will need it.. But it will not be enough. I will become the next JCW World champion.. and thats just the way it is.. so just F'n deal with it!
Letterman:Thank you Floyd, it was a pleasure having you on my show, and good luck on Sunday!
Floyd shakes his hand and the crowd cheers and claps. Floyd salutes the crowd and walks out.
Letterman:Don't miss Sunday folks! We will be back after this commercial break!
The scene fades into a commerical.