Fan:Five bucks?? What the hell kind of Shi% is that!!
The fan attacks the vendor, and the crowd goes crazy, they start to show alot of fan support for this. All of a sudden, the vendor runs away, and the fan is laughing his ass off. All of a sudden, the lighs dim, and the Titantron comes on. The camrea then fades into a man, he holds a cordless mic in his hand, and he looks up at the camrea. It is raining heavily outside. The man wears a Black trench coat, with black pants. He has an old baseball cap on.
Interviewer:Hello everyone, im standing outside Of this hotel in Charlotte. I have recieved word that Floyd is in here, staying at this hotel. Now i am about to go in.
The camrea gets a shot of the buiding. It looks beautiful, with glass doors, and glass windows, where you can see into the whole room. The interviewer and Camrea man make their way up the stairs. He gets to the door, and pulls it open. They get into the hotel. It is beautiful from inside. Chadeliers hang from the celing. A bar is on the side, and a lounge area is near there. A huge Screen TV sits on the stand, and alot of people are around there. The interviewer walks to the reception desk. A cute girl with Brown hair and Green eyes greets them.
Interviewer:Hey Baby, Im looking for a man named Floyd, hes with the DCW, im here for an interview. Is he staying at this hotel?
She nods
Girl:Yes, as a matter of fact he is. I just checked him in about 45 minutes ago. He's in room 333.
Interviewer:Great, thanks cutie.
They walk away and head towards the elevator. The Interviewer presses the button, and the elevator comes down. They get in, and The interviewer presses the 3 button. a few seconds later, the doors open, and they get to the 3rd floor. They get off, and walk down the hall. They see Maids cleaning the halls. Plush red carpetings is on the floor. The Interviewer comes to the room marked 333. A "Do Not Disturb" sign hangs from the door knob. The interviewer smirks. As he knocks on the door.
Interviewer:Floyd!? Are you in there? it's DCW here for an interview.
Floyd:Hey, can't you assholes read? It says Do not disturb! I'm not in the mood for an goddamn interview right now!
Interivewer:Who the hell does this rookie think he is?
They barge into the room, and they see Floyd with no shirt on, and His Valet, Vampiress sitting in the bed. Vampiress has her bra and panties on, and she quickly covers it up. Floyd gets up, and runs towards them.
Floyd:Assholes! What did i say? I said NO INTERVIEWS! i'm leaving to the arena soon! Talk to me then!
Floyd gives the interivewer The Eye opener, and gives the camrea man an Eye opener. The camrea then fades into static.
~30 minutes Later~
The scene switches to outside the arena. A Black Limo pulls up, and Floyd and Vampiress step out. The crowd goes crazy inside. Floyd tips the Driver, and he wraps his arm around Vampiress, and continues to walk towards the arena. He gets into the arena, and walks through the back stage area. He makes his way to the stage, and then the lights dim. "Broken Home" By Paparoach blasts over the PA System. Floyd and Vampiress show up in the entry way. The crowd goes completly insane. Floyd looks over the crowd and smiles. Floyd wears his usaull wrestling attire, A pair of cut off Jean Shorts, a Nirvana Shirt, and a flannel shirt tied to his waist. His long Black hair covers his eyes. Vampiress wears a Black tight t-shirt, with a tight black skirt. She wears a Pentagram around her neck. Her Long, Black hair is down all over her shoulders. They start to walk down the ramp and they make it to the ring. They step up on the apron. Floyd holds the middle rope, and Vampiress enters, and then floyd enters. His music cuts, as Floyd gets a mic, and raises it to his lips. The crowd silences.
Floyd:Well, first iof all, its great to be here in front of all of you now.
Crowd cheers.
Floyd:Now, lets get right down to business! So alot of you people have seen Saturday night, where i interfered in Adam Lax and Basher's match. Maybe some of you are wondering, "Gee, why did Floyd interfere?" I'll tell you why. Cuz i was sick and tired of all of you people boring the hell out of these fans! I mean come on, DCW Is practcally going down hill with your shows! These poor people are being tourtured here! I came here to make this company exciting. And Thats why i interfered. And also, i just don't care. Throw anyone at me. I will always come out on top! Any type of match! Now, The Prez has given me a World title shot. See, my first match and i get a World title shot. Ha, that just goes to show you, how good i am. Now, let's see my oppanets for Tuesday will be Cough Cough, Collector, and The So called DCW World champion, Basher. Well lets see boys. Colector. Ok, what idiot plays Russian rullote? Is he trying to kill himself or something? Hey Colleector, heres a news flash! Don't kill your self before the match idiot!
The crowd starts to chant Floyd's name.
Floyd:Well Collector comes out here, runs his mouth saying how he's gonna beat me and all sorts of crap like that. Collector, you say im some country boy or whatever. I got news for you asshole, im from Queens, NY. Lets see you come from there! Lets see yu live the life i lived! I was a tourtured soul! My Child hood was no picnic Colector! Yeah, i was sent to Juvinalle hall Collector! for 5 years! 5 years of my life! My parents treated me like garbage! i get into one fight and they send me away! Lets see you live on the streets Collector!! Lets see you do that!! And my first match, i am going to show you what real pain is all about! Collector! Welcome to my world! I will be like no other openant youv'e faced before. I will beat you anytime, any place, any type of match. You are nothing to me. A mear person who will have the luxary of being in the same ring with me. Just like all the others. Colector, i think you should be afraid of me. Come this Tuesday, you will know what fear is all about. And you ask where i come from? You don't care where i come from? HA HA HA! You should care! I am your worst nightmarere! i come from hell, and your time is up! This Tuesday, yu will know what it means to be afraid. And when its all over, and im staring down at your bloody carcass, and i hold that title high in the air, you will realize then that you should have never messed with me. And that is that.
The crowd cheers.
Floyd:Now, i come to the Chumpion. Basher. Listen Basher, i don't care what your streak is, it all ends here though. So, Basher, haven't heard from you yet. Cat got your tounge? Or are you just scared? ARe you watching some of my matches now, and saying to yourself, my god! im scared! That would be the right thing to do BAsher. Tuesday, you are going to lose that strap, and thats just the way it is, so F'n DEAL WITH IT! Because, you are not just facing any wrestler... YOUR FACING THE CRAZIEST WRESTLER EVER TO GRACE A RING! Now hit my music!
His music hits, and the crowd goes crazy. the camrea then fades out.
Floyd