28th February 2001
"Stacked Deck"


The lights begin to fade around the arena sending the crowd into silence. A spotlight is directed at the entranceway as "Mumma Raised A Hellraiser" starts up and out walks the Owner and CEO of 4WF, Jeremy Bratcher.

Kave Quinn: Welcome to the Second ever Sabotage! We have a lot in store for everyone here tonight and it looks like were starting the show with the Boss coming down!

Bret Spiner: Wow, Bratcher looks smart today, I wonder what he has to say?

Kave Quinn: Well were moments away from finding out! I'm sure it has something to do with the World Title being returned to Wilcutt and about the upcoming pay per view.

Bratcher is now standing in the ring with a microphone as Tony Jordan leaves the ring, leaving Bratcher all alone, as a few boo's are heard from the crowd Bratcher raises the microphone and begins to speak...

"The Bad Guy...."

Those words fill the arena with screams for their favourite superstar.

"Yes...The Bad Guy. Now where shall I begin? How about at Deathrow last Sunday when The Bad Guy was injured at the hands of Jace?"

A small smile comes across the face of Bratcher as he talks about his enemies injury...Resulting in an "Asshole" chant to begin, growing louder and louder.

"Well judging by your reaction, I think I'll talk about that. To put it simply, the Bad Guy is in pretty bad shape and will not be able to compete in Friday nights Main Event."

The crowd begin to chant for The Bad Guy...

"No, I'm sorry, your chants will not come of anything...He's not coming out, he's not going to be around for a long time. Thanks to Jace, one of my problems has been resolved and he will be rewarded for his troubles."

A "Jace Sucks" chant is now echoing around the arena...

"Well if he does, then your hero, The Bad Guy can't amount to much!"

"Anyway, where was I, oh yes...Jace...I do plan on rewarding you, infact as you may have heard you will be facing Chris Michaels and a mystery partner in a Triple Tier Cage Match, well there's been a little change...Infact you will be facing Chris Michaels in that match, don't worry. However, it will be only Chris Michaels that you and Justin will face."

The crowd seem confused at Bratchers words.

"For those of you that don't understand that....After The Inpakt Ikons destroy Wotto tonight in a handicap match, they will go on to face Chris Michaels in a handicap match at the PPV!"

Kave Quinn: My God! Chris Michaels has to face both members of the Impakt Ions in a Triple Tier Cage Match, that's not fair!

Bret Spiner: Yeah I know! Great isn't it!

"Oh and one more thing! IF Michaels dares to show up here tonight, then there will be a price to pay!"

Tony Jordan climbs back into the ring and takes the mic from Bratcher as the Owner leaves to an arena full of boo's and abusive chants!

Bret Spiner: They can't say that....

Kave Quinn: Freedom of speech! They can say what they please.

Bret Spiner: Well still, they shouldn't talk to the owner like that!

Kave Quinn: He deserves every bit of it...Banning Chris Michaels from the arena and removing The Bad Guy from the Main Event, knowing he's not here tonight.

Kave: Well no matter what Capital Punishment is shaping up to be one hell of a show

Bret: Yeah!!!!. . . . That meddlesome Chris Michaels is gonna get just what he deserves when he takes on our tag team champions The Impakt Icons.

Kave Quinn: Someone's going to come out and help Michaels, I'm sure of it!

Bret Spiner: Shut up Kave! Nobody is going to help Michaels, especially against the tag champs.

Kave: Well............... The Icons have upset a lot of superstars lately............ But no matter what it's gonna be a brutal match

Bret: Ohh it sure is, And now that its EWM taking on Wilcutt for the title its gonna be a match worth watching.

Kave: C'mon Bret you know fine well that the bad guy has been screwed out of that match to make way for the chosen champion EWM,

Bret: So what the bad guy doesn't deserve it anyyyy

Bret is disturbed mid speech when the arena fills with darkness and seek and destroy booms out into the arena and pyros light the place back up

Kave: It's the bad guy he is here............... Ohhh my god........... Lets see what he has got to say about what's gone down tonight.

The fans become deafening as the bad guy makes his way to the ring, and the camera turns to the fans to reveal them all on their feet and most of them holding up banners with the bad guy's name on them. The bad guy makes his may into the ring with a mic in hand. He lifts it to his lips, as the fans erupt into a huge chant of his name, 'bad guy, bad guy'. The bad guy looks around and begins to speak....

"Bratcher you dumb son of a bitch"

The capacity crowd then change their chant to 'Bratcher Sucks'

"ha ha ha............... Do you hear that Bratcher . . . . . . It seems as though they know you well!!!!!!

Now onto business. . . . . . I've come out here to address the situation of me being taken out of capital punishments main event. . . .And all these fans know as much as you Bratcher that my knee has been cleared to wrestle, so I can do without your sympathy, . , . , . , If you don't mind!!!

So as it stands the Capital Punishment main event is Wilcut defending his 4WF world title against Bratchers 'hand picked' chosen champion of a jackass EWM.......... Now ive done a little homework on EWM and I found out what EWM actually stands for . . . . .Everyone Wants My big fat hairy momma!!!!!!!!

And I also did my homework on this...."

He reaches into his pocket and takes out some paper and begins to unfold it.

"Now Bratcher do you recognise this. . . . . . this is the contract signed before the no1 contenders tag match on Sunday......... I'll read it out for you 

'Blahda blahda blahda blahda, yak yak yak yak.....The winner of the match stated above with all the below understandings will be guaranteed a place in the main event for the upcoming p-p-v Capital Punishment...... "then it goes on abit more" yak yak yak blah blah blah. 

"And if you look at the bottom here, there is my signature, there is Everyone Wants My big fat momma's signature and there is your stupid dumbass signature. . . So as it now stands it is Willcut defending his title against Everyone Wants My big fat momma.....But after seeing what happened on Deathrow in the title match, and the dumbass refereeing that took place, and seems as though I have to be involved in the main event, I see that there is only one thing that can be done!!!!!!!!!

And the survey sez........................IM GONNA BE THE SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE!!!!!!!!!!"

Seek and destroy hits back up and the bad guy starts celebrating with his fans as he is leaving the ringside area to an amazing ovation.

Kave: did you hear that, the bad guy is gonna referee the main event at capital Punishment

Bret: This is terrible......Mr Bratcher is not gonna be happy about that.

Kave: I actually agree with you, business has just picked up and there is nothing that the owner can do about it.

Natural Born Killa echoes around the arena. Shouts of boo and alliance for ever are chanted as Domintarix walks down the ramp with a cart full of kindo sticks, chairs, barb wire, everything. As he's in the ring waiting he pulls out the barbed wire and starts rapping it around the ropes. 

Kave Quinn: O no! Someone will get seriously injured with those kind of toys

Bret Spinner: He's crazy I can't wait until Double D get's a face full of that.

Kave Quinn: Bret, your a sick man, a very sick man

The way I am blast all over the arena, and the fans quickly rise to their feet. You can here "whoop his ass" and "alliance for ever" all over the arena as Double D makes his way out from the back.

Bret Spinner: I hate this kid and his alliance of violence they couldn't harm a fly.

Kave Quinn: Well I for one like him. I think he's an excellent wrestler!

Double D climbs into the ring, stopping and looking around, rather surprised at what he see's...

Domintarix doesn't wait for the champ though and starts off with a few punches to the head, and attemps to throw Double D into the ropes but DD reverses it and Domintarix is thrown to the ground. Double D slides out of the ring and grabs a kendo stick from Dominatrix's cart. As he slides back into the ring he is met with a big boot to the chin and goes to the ground hard. Dominatrix slowly recovers and attempts to smash the kendo stick over Double D's head but is met with darkness. 

Kave Quinn: What's going on?

Bret Spiner: Oh No, nothing good ever comes when the lights go out!

The arena is silenced as everyone wonders what has happened when the lights come back on and Hellraiser is standing in the ring behind Dominatrix. Hellraiser has a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire in his hand and leans back, cracking the bat over the head of Dominatrix.

Kave Quinn: OUCH!

Bret Spiner: Ooooo, that was amazing.

Hellraiser turns his attentions to Double D who is leaning against the turnbuckle, trying to recover...Hellraiser runs at Double D and hits a knee to the stomach, then he sits Double D on the top turnbuckle, turning around and placing a pile of barbed wire near the turnbuckle...Hellraiser climbs up the turnbuckle, setting Double D up for a superplex.

Kave Quinn: No, he's going to Superplex him off of the turnbuckle.

Bret Spiner: Onto the barbed wire!

Double D begins to punch Hellraiser in the stomach though and breaks the hold...Then hitting a Rock Bottom off of the top onto the barbed wire!

Kave Quinn: Yes! Pin him!

Bret Spiner: NO!

Double D gets up to his feet and looks at Hellraiser lying on the pile of wire, showing no sympathy he grabs a steel chair from the mat and begins to pound Hellraiser with it...stopping and making the cover...1,2, the lights suddenly go out.

Kave Quinn: What?

Bret Spiner: Again?

The lights once again return and MPB is standing in the ring above Double D. He pulls the champion up and hits a DDT on the champ, sliding out of the ring and pulling Double D with him. He whips DD sending him straight into the steel steps. As Domintarix gets back up and spots MPB outside, he runs at the ropes and propels himself over the top down onto MPB...Dominatrix makes the cover...1,2, the referee realizes that he can't count the pin because MPB is not the champ.

Kave Quinn: He's not the champ!

With MPB, Double D and Hellraiser all lying unconscious Dominatrix decides to finish the match off, he grabs Double D and rolls him into the ring, sliding in himself and he begins to stomp on the champ. Looking around and remembering the barbed wire he pulls up the champ and whips him into the ropes, Double D reverses though and Dominatrix is sent towards the barbed wire, sliding under them at the last second and laughing at Double D, pointing at his head...

Kave Quinn:: He thinks he's intelligent!

Whilst Dominatrix is acting cocky, somebody climbs over the guard rail and takes a stop sign from Dominatrix's cart, walking up behind the challenger and smashing it over his head...The man takes off his cap and glasses to reveal Darkside UK!

Kave Quinn: What's he doing here?

Bret Spiner: I though this was one on one!

Darkside stomps on Dominatrix, then rolling him onto the Spanish announcers table and sliding into the ring...He looks at double D and they begin to talk, both nodding as Darkside climbs to the top rope, Double D hands him some barbed wire, which Darkside wraps around his legs and signals to the crowd.

Kave Quinn: This is gonna be HARDCORE!

He leaps from the top turnbuckle, hitting a leg drop on Dominatrix and sending them through the announcers table!

Kave Quinn: He has barbed wire on his leg!

Bret Spiner: Look at Dominatrix...He's bleeding.

Dominatrix's face can barely been seen with all the pieces of broken table over his body, but a pool of blood can be seen by his head! Darkside struggles to get back to his feet, but does so and signals to the champ...Double D grabs some barbed wire himself and wraps it around his legs, climbs to the top and looks around, startes down at Dominatrix and leaps from the top rope...But hitting Darkside instead with a calf kick, giving Darkside a face full of Barbed wire!

Bret Spiner: That double crossing bast...

Kave Quinn: Now Now...It's everyone for themselves!

With Hellraiser lying on a pile of Barbed wire, Dominatrix under the remains of the Spanish announcers table and Darkside UK now lying on the outside, all of them bloody from the match...Double D stands unsure of what to do...Though he is soon answered as a recovering MPB comes up behind him and hits him with a chair...Sliding him in the ring and going for the pin...1,2, Double D kicks out! 

MPB looks frustrated and goes to the outside and grabs a bag of something, and goes back in the ring. When he's in the ring he turns the bag upside to have hundreds of thumbtacks...

Bret Spinner: MPB leave him in a bloody heap and don't show any mercy

Kave Quinn: MPB is going to not only hurt Double D but himself.

MPB looks at the thumbtacks for a while then turns around to Double D who is now back to his feet and runs at MPB, spearing him and sending him into the barbed wire ropes!

Kave Quinn: Ow, that had to hurt!

Bret Spiner: No!

Double D rests for a second and then runs at MPB, hitting a standing splash and digging the barbed wire further into MPB's skin!

Double D steps back once again and runs at MPB, but Hellraiser is back up and trips Double D, sending him face first into the thumbtacks!

Kave Quinn: Jesus Christ! This is going too far!

Hellraiser turns the champ over and goes for the pin...1,2...But Darkside UK has gotten back into the ring and pulls Hellraiser off of the champ, standing him up and hitting a DDT onto the tacks!

Bret Spiner: This is so good!

Kave Quinn: I don't think I can watch much more of this!

Darkside UK picks up Double D, whipping him into the turnbuckle...Double D comes stumbling back out as Darkside runs at him for a clothesline, but Double D ducks, spins Darkside around and picks him up, hitting the English Slam onto the heap of barbed wire in the centre of the ring!

Kave Quinn: Yes, pin him!

Double D makes the cover...1,2,3

Bret Spinner: I can't believe that!

Kave Quinn: Double D retains the title again.

Double D climbs back to his feet and slides out of the ring, before he is attacked again, leaving all four other competitors lying in pools of blood around the ringside area!

Kave Quinn: Still the Hardcore champ!

Bret Spiner: He was lucky...It was all luck.

Kave Quinn: Well luck or not, he's going into the PPV as the Hardcore champ!

Bret Spiner: Well he may be going in Hardcore champ, he isn't leaving hardcore champ though...

The camera's go backstage to see The Bad Guy meet Wotto in a locker room...

Wotto: Hey Man, Congrats on the Referee gig!

Bad Guy: Yeah, cheers...My lawyers pretty good!

Wotto: Yeah! He must be...You shocked us all with that one.

Bad Guy: It would have been nice to see the look on Bratchers face...

Wotto: True, that would have been sweet! But I gotta go now mate, I got a match later...

Bad Guy: You gonna be ok?

Wotto: What? Against the Inbred Ikons? Yeah I'll be fine!

The two start to laugh as Wotto leaves the room, leaving the Bad Guy alone as the camera fades.

Bret Spiner: INBRED?

Kave Quinn: That's what he said!

My Generation explodes over the PA System as Hyped Up makes his way down the ramp and into the ring...

Kave Quinn: It looks as though it's time for the No.1 Contendership match for the Xtreme Title!

Bret Spiner: Well I don't know who I want to win, I don't like either of them!

Hyped Up calls for a mic and is handed one by Tony Jordan...

"Hey Whitechoc, you dumbass wigger! Get your ass out here now!"

"Hit 'em up" by 2Pac begins to play and the arena is filled with boo's for one of the most hated men in the 4WF! Whitechoc walks out onto the stage and stands there, laughing at the crowd and pointing at people, giving them abuse!

Kave Quinn: No wonder nobody likes this guy!

The crowd begin to throw things at Whitechoc who proptly walks down the ramp and slides into the ring...staring at Hyped Up and then flippin' him the bird...This annoys Hyped Up who runs at Whitechoc and sends them both through the ropes.

Kave Quinn: Thank God they took the barbed wire off of the ropes!

Bret Spiner: That would have been nasty!

Both men get to their feet and start to go toe to toe, Hyped Up blocks a punch from whitechoc, swinging himself but Whitechoc ducks and locks Hyped into a full nelson, holding the submission for a few moments and then hitting a full nelson slam!

Kave Quinn: Ow, on the concrete!

Whitechoc gets back to his feet and kicks Hyped Up, stomping on his body...Then rolling back into the ring and telling the ref to count...1,2,3,4,5...Hyped Up begins to stir as the ref continues his count...6,7...Hyped Up rolls into the ring as the ref gets to 9 and Whitechoc picks him up, whipping him to the ropes and hitting a powerslam!

Kave Quinn: Excellent powerslam there!

1,2, Whitechoc pulls Hyped Up's shoulders up and gives him a few jabs to the face....

Kave Quinn: Come on ref!

The referee pulls Whitechoc off of Hyped Up...

"No Clenched fist's!"

Choc appears annoyed at what the referee has to say and pushes him, the offical threatens to Disqualify Whitechoc, who calms down and turns his attention back to Hyped, who is now standing, the two go at it once again, exchanging punches, until Hyped Up is knocked to the canvas by a huge right hook by Whitechoc!

Kave Quinn: This resembles a boxing match more than a wrestling match!

The referee once again talks to Whitechoc about the clenched fists as Hyped Up get's back to his feet...Creeping up behind Choc and nailing a low blow, followed by a reverse DDT!

Kave Quinn: Pin Him!

1,2...Kickout by Whitechoc...Hyped Up pulls him to his feet and executes a snap suplex, followed by a gut wrench and then a piledriver!

Kave Quinn: He's dominating, what a set of moves...

Hyped Up begins to get cocky and taunts to the fans as Whitechoc gets back to his feet and walks up behind him and locks on the cobra clutch...

Bret Spiner: That's it, he's gonna tap!

Hyped Up in a huge amount of pain now reaches out to the ropes, but with no success and appears to be unconscious...The referee raises his arm...Once...Twice...The arena is filled with cheers as "Fisk" by Will Haven echo's around the building and Madd Matt walks out onto the ramp with a microphone...

"Hey White chocolate!"

Whitechoc looks up and spots Matt, breaking the hold and getting to his feet...Madd Matt begins to walk down the ramp as he speaks...

"So you want to face me on Deathrow then?"

The crowd erupt into boo's and chants of Whitechoc Sucks!"

Whitechoc attempts to climb out of the ring, but is stopped by the referee, who turns to Madd Matt and tells him to leave...Madd Matt begins to laugh as the referee climbs out of the ring and tries to force Matt to leave the ringside area!

Bret Spiner: Yeah! Get rid of him!

Whilst the referee is dealing with Madd Matt, Whitechoc turns around to Hyped Up, who is no longer lying in the centre of the ring...

Whitechoc: What the fuck?!?!

Hyped Up slides back into the ring behind Whitechoc with a chair in his hand...

Kave Quinn: Look!

Bret Spiner: No!

Hyped Up whistles at Whitechoc, who spins around and is met by a full chair shot to the head, sending him down and busting him open!

Kave Quinn: He's bleeding...

Bret Spiner: Where's the ref, DQ him!

Madd Matt points the pin out to the referee who runs back to the ring, sliding in and making the count...1,2,3...

Bret Spiner: That wasn't fair!

Kave Quinn: I have to agree, that wasn't the cleanest of wins.

"Well guess what Whitechoc...YOU CAN'T!"

Bret Spiner: Madd Matt set this up.

Kave Quinn: You don't know that!

Bret Spiner: Don't doubt me...

The MegaTron flickers and comes to life to reveal EWM and The Impakt Ikons walking into Bratcher's dressing room...The cameraman walks up to the door, it's closed but the people inside speaking can be heard over the sound system...

"Hey, so what's going to happen tonight?"

"Don't worry, it's been taken care of, he wont have any help!"

"You sure?"

"Yes! There is no way in hell that anyone will help him?"

"And what about Capital Punishment?"

"That's been taken care of as well, you heard that Michaels is flying solo!"

"Ok, cool. Well we gotta go get ready"

"Sure, good luck later...."

"We don't need it!"

Laughing can be heard as the door is flung open and The Impakt Ikons stand in the doorway...The two grab the cameraman and throw him to the floor...

"Hey boss, this jerk was listening in!"

"Deal with him!"

The Ikons grab the camera from the man and throw it across the floor, the MegaTron fades with the sound of the cameraman begging...

Kave Quinn: What are they doing?

Bret Spiner: He deserved it, shouldn't have been snooping about!

Only a few moments after the MegaTron has faded and the crowd has begun to settle down Tony Jordan climbs into the ring and begins to speak....

"Ladies and gentleman, the next match is for one fall and is the first match in the Cruiserweight Title Tournament Qualifying matches..."

"Smash Da Smash" echoes around the arena as the "Giant Killa" makes his way out onto the stage, looking excited at the thought of the Cruiserweight Title, he stands at the top of the ramp and throws his arms in the air, sending pyro's shooting from the both sides of the ramp, lighting his way as the contender runs down and slides into the ring....

Kave Quinn: This guy is one of my favourite superstars!

Bret Spiner: I hate him!

Smash climbs one of the turnbuckles, taunting to the fans as "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit starts to play and the arena explodes...

Kave Quinn: Two amazing fan favourites here!

Bret Spiner: I hate this guy as well.

J walks out onto the stage with his partner and friend Madd Matt!

Kave Quinn: Now I wonder why Madd Matt's here?

Bret Spiner: Probably so he can put his nose in other peoples business!

The two walk down the ramp, J sliding into the ring and Madd Matt walking around the side of the ring and over to the announcers table...

Kave Quinn: well it looks like Madd Matt's going to join us for some play by play...

Bret Spiner: Woo Hoo, I'm so excited!

Matt sits down and places the headgear on as J get's ready to begin the match.

Kave Quinn: Hello Matt

Madd Matt: Yeah, hi there Kave, Bret!

Bret Spiner: Hi, um...what's your name again, I think I've seen you around somewhere...Do you setup the ring?

Madd Matt: Do you want a slap Bret?

Bret Spiner: Try me!

Madd Matt stands up and leans over towards Bret Spiner...

Kave Quinn: Now now, calm it down guys

The referee calls for the bell as Madd Matt sits back down and the match is underway. J and Smash both run at each other, Smash ducks under a clothesline and hits a dropkick to the back of J's head, J does a forward roll to somewhat counter the blow and get's back to his feet...The two lock up and J goes around Smash, locking him in a hammerlock...Smash ducking around and reversing it into a hammerlock of his own...

Kave Quinn: Some nice wrestling here.

Madd Matt: Yeah, we haven't seen much of that around lately...All Hardcore!

Bret Spiner: So our Xtreme Champ isn't extreme! (Bret begins to laugh) Well were so sorry if our feds too extreme for you, why don't you go and cry out the back, it will save you some embarresment!

Kave Quinn: Shut up Bret!

Madd Matt: That would be nice if you could do that...How about me and you get Xtreme?

Bret Spiner: You want a match against me?

Madd Matt: Sure!

Bret Spiner: I'd be careful what you ask for...

Madd Matt: (Begins to laugh at Spiner's proposal)

The match has gotten a faster pace and Smash bodyslams J, climbing to the top rope and leaping off with a moonsault, J moves out the way and Smash tastes canvas...J get's to his feet and walks over to Smash, pulling him up and sending him to the ropes, Smash coming off them and J hits a hurricarana...1,2, kickout by Smash...

Kave Quinn: Oooo, that was pretty close...

Madd Matt: Yeah it was...J should win this one!

Kave Quinn: So what's happening between the Alliance and Smash?

Madd Matt: Nothing, I mean, I don't have a problem with the guy! He just got the wrong end of things I suppose...Now the guy I have a problem with is Big D!

The attention goes back to the ring as Smash has taken control once again, landing a missile dropkick from the top and making the cover...1,2, kickout by J...Smash pulls his opponent up and send him into the turnbuckle...watching J hit and then running at the ropes right next to J, Smash hops up each rope...1st, 2nd, 3rd and then jumps onto J's shoulders, executing another hurricarana!

Kave Quinn: Wow, that was hot!

Bret Spiner: Even I'm gonna admit that was good!

Smash doesn't cover the champ though and runs over to the turnbuckle, hopping up onto the top turnbuckle and looking around at the crowd...Signalling to the fans that he wants the gold, he spins around and does a 360° Backflip onto J...

Kave Quinn: That's it, Smash told me he was going to show us a new move earlier!

The referee makes the count...1,2, The light's in the arena go out and the MegaTron lights up, barely lighter than black, but clear enough to show a silouette of Belly...

"Hello again"

The arena fills with boo's for the hidden man!

"It's me, Belly!"

"And Smash! You think your going to win the Cruiserweight Title?"

Belly begins an insane laugh...

"Not when I'm around!"

The lights come back on around the arena as Belly's laughter fades, to reveal a group of men hidden under cloaks surrounding the ring...The referee is unconscious and Smash get's up off of J, walks over to the ropes and begins to shout at the men...Whilst Smash is shouting at the men one of them slides into the ring and goes up behind Smash and locks on the cross face chicken wing!

Kave Quinn: What's going on?

Madd Matt: I have no idea, but I'm gonna find out!

Madd Matt get's to his feet, taking off his headset and walking over to the ring...He's about to climb in when Big D comes climbing over the guardrail...Walking up behind Matt and hitting him in the head with a lead pipe, rolling him onto a table and climbing on himself...The man in the ring still has the hold on Smash, who appears to be unconscious as Big D locks his hand around Madd Matt's throat, lifting him up and chokeslamming him through the table!

Kave Quinn: My God!

Bret Spiner: Yeah, go Big D!

Big D get's back to his feet and begins to laugh as security comes around the ring, Big D climbs back over the rail and leaves through the crowd, while the man in the ring lays Smash down and places J on top of him, security climb into the ring and the lights suddenly go out, moments later returning to show security standing around ringside but no cloaked men!

Kave Quinn: Where did they go?

The referee comes around and spots the cover...1,2,3...

Kave Quinn: We have a winner but look at this carnage...Madd Matt's gone through a table and the appearance of cloaked men cost Smash the match!

The crowd confused at what just occurred are silenced as Tony Jordan steps into the ring as the ringside area is being cleaned up...

Tony Jordan: Ladies and Gentleman the following bout is scheduled for one fall and is the second match in the Cruiserweight Title Tournament Qualifying Matches. The winner of this bout will go on to fight for the title at Capitol Punishment. Coming down to the ring at this time weighing in at Two Hundread and fifteen pounds.... Lil Pitbull!

Country Grammer hits and severall sections of the nearly sold out arena cheer as the Pitbull makes his way on stage as his official video plays on the Megatron. His right arm in a cast as he drinks from a water bottle and waves to the fans as he approaches the ring, the camera panning right to see a fan holding a "Mess with the pitbull and your gonna get bit" sign.

Kave: The doctors told Pitbull not to wrestle any time soon after J damaged his right arm a week ago on this program.

Bret: He should of took his advice because my money is on Rirwebmaster to go to work on that arm and go to CP to win the title!

Pitbull reaches the ring and leaps up onto the apron flipping himself over the top rope and into the ring as "Last Resort" by Papa Roach begins to play and Tony Jordan announces his opponent. Rirwebmaster walks out slowly onto the stage positions himself at the center then raises a lone fist sending a pyro up into the rafters where it explodes into a shower of color above the ring and Webmaster comes running down to the ring, climbing to the top turnbuckle appealing to the crowd and then doing a backwards flip off the turnbuckle and to his feet in the ring as the Ref calls for the bell.

Kave: This one is underway folks and straight off the bell you can see webmaster has an advantage having full use of his arms unlike Pitbull.

Pitbull skips from side to side as webmaster uses the ropes to stretch then they both run at each other, both ducking the others move and coming off the opposite ropes. Webmaster goes for the clothesline but pitbull ducks spins round and leaps onto webmasters shoulders!

Kave: Watch out!

Pitbull turns round on his shoulders and goes for a Frankensteiner.

Bret: Whoa!

Webmaster blocks it and turns the move into a wall of Jericho set up, the referee running round to check that Pitbull doesnt want to giveup. Pitbull shakes his head as he strains through the pain reaching out and grabbing the lower ropes. "Break it up" orders the Ref as Webmaster steps out of the hold.

Kave: Who is going to win? Both these wrestlers have the talent but who has the heart?

Webmaster appeals to the fans then turns round picking Pitbull up whipping him into the ropes and then hitting a textbook underhook arms suplex before climbing to the top turnbuckle and leaping with a corckscrew leg drop.

Kave: Oh my! These cruiserweights are the true innovators of offense!

Webmaster hits the legdrop across Pitbulls chest then covers for the early fall "1.." kickout by Pitbull who has a lot of fight left. Webmaster stands up and takes Pitbull into a Standing Armbar applying pressure to the cast arm. Pitbull is in agony! He holds his arm does one step forward and two steps backwards then drops into a forward roll catching webmaster offguard and lossing his grip then hitting a drop toehold on him before turning it into an STF.

Kave: Dont forget folks still to come tonight! The Handicap Flaming Tables match between Wotto and the Impakt Ikons. That match is certain to be fuelled with a lot of hate.

Pitbull breaks the hold and stands up running into the ropes, leaping over the body of webmaster before webmaster gets to his feet as pitbull comes off the opposite ropes then leaps and twists with a body scissors lifting himself up and bringing Webmaster down hard face first into the mat with a Face Buster. "YEAH!!!" He shouts to the fans as he stands. The sound of Pitbull barks echoing throughout the arena. He turns round picking webmaster up whios him into the ropes and connects with a Rolling Thunder Clothesline knocking him backdown to the mat.

Bret: OW! I even felt that!

Pitbull now moves out onto the apron and signals to the fans then holding the top rope flips himself over and hits and amazing guillotine legdrop. He covers "1...2.." kick out by Webmaster who barely gets his shoulder up. Pitbull grumbles and climbs to the top rope.

Kave: He took too long!

Webmaster runs over and shakes the rope dropping Pitbulls nether regions over the turnbuckle. A chorus of "ooooo" reverberates through the arena as Rirwebmaster hits Piro with a chop then climbs up with him to the top turnbuckle.

Kave: Whats the Luchador going to do?!

Webmaster picks Pitbull up to his feet on the top turnbuckle, then leaps with him from the top to the outside concrete hitting a devastating fame asser! The crowd are going wild! Webmaster doesnt take long and he dives into the ring runs across off the far ropes then flies through the middle ropes colliding with Pitbull and sending them both to the floor. The referee begins the 10 count as both wrestlers groan on the mat and try to get back to their feet.

Bret: I have to admit, this is turning into a great match!

Webmaster is first to his feet and he staggers around briefly as Pitbull stands then runs towards him and leaps for a calf kick. No! Pitbull dived out of the way and Webmastercollides with the metal railings. "Ahh..gh." Pitbull seeing a great oportunity moves as fast as his beaten body will take him and climbs up onto the apron as Webmaster tries to get his bearings together. Pitbull stands with his back to webmaster on the apron then does an outstanding lionsault from the apron leaping off the top ropand flying over backwards connecting with Webmaster.

Kave: Wait.. he caught him! He kept hold!

Webmaster runs forward with Pitbull slung over his shoulder and drives him into the steel post. Then rolls him into the ring. Following Pitbull in he stands up and gets some pops from the crowd before reaching down to pick him up.

Bret: Whoa! He got up!

Pitbull shoots to his feet and hooks webmaster into a cradle pinfall. "1...2..." Webmasters shoulders go up and the cradle rolls over as Pitbulls shoulders go down "1..2.." And back the other way! "1...2...3!!"

Kave: Jesus we have our Finalist! Lil Pitbull is going on to the PPV to fight for the Cruiserweight Title against J!

Kave Quinn: Well with all this excitement over the Cruiserweight title, it's time to go to our Main Event!

The MegaTron comes to life as we see Wotto and The Bad Guy leave their dressing room, walking towards the ringside area...

Bad Guy: Hey Wotto, do you mind if I meet you out there?

Wotto: No, why?

Bad Guy: Well I wanna go get a drink and I gotta talk to my lawyer about the refereeing job!

Wotto: Sure man!

The Bad Guy walks off and Wotto continues on his way, the cameraman stays with the Bad Guy though as he walks back to his dressing room...He walks in and some shouting, the sound of things flying around can be heard as the cameraman runs up to the door, EWM comes running out laughing...The cameraman focuses on the room to show The Bad Guy lying in a pool of blood on the floor!

Kave Quinn: What? Why?

Bret Spiner: Don't sound so surprised the Bad Guy sucks! And deserves to get beaten up!

The sound of glass shattering is heard around the arena as Bret Harts theme starts up and out walks Wotto! Standing at the top of the ramp and looking around at the thousands of screaming fans..."Wotto, Wotto!" is echoing around the arena as he walks down the ramp and climbs into the ring...

Wotto walks over to his corner, climbs the turnbuckle and throws his arms in the air, receiving a huge pop from the fans as he gets back down and walks to the ropes, staring up at the entranceway!

"Papercut" by Linkin Park explodes around the arena as Jace makes his way out, looking down on Wotto and laughing, Jace walks down the ramp, looking around at the thousands of booing fans as Justin Time slides into the ring behind Wotto and attacks him, hitting him in the back of the head...

Kave Quinn: Hey! That's not fair!

Bret Spiner: Nothings fair when it happens to all the good guys is it?

Jace slides into the ring and the Ikons begin to go to work on the solo Wotto! Whippig him to the ropes and hitting a double clothesline...The pair then pull Wotto up, Justin Time picks him up and hoists him over his shoulder, executing a shoulder breaker on Wotto as Jace runs off the ropes and hits a leg drop...1,2...Kickout by Wotto...

Kave Quinn: This is unfair!

Bret Spiner: Whine, Whine, Whine!

Justin Time pulls up Wotto whilst Jace slides out of the ring, going under the ring as Justin Time whips Wotto to the turnbuckle, running in with his knee, but wotto moves out of the way and Time crashes into the corner, Wotto hit's him from behind with a clothesline and then slides out of the ring, grabbing a chair from ringside and climbing back into the ring...Jace appears from underneath the ring with a ladder and slide it into the ring, following it in and picking it up, not noticing Wotto until Wotto smashes the chair into the ladder, sending Jace to the mat!

Kave Quinn: Nice chair shot by Wotto!

Wotto continues to smash the ladder on top of Jace, turning his attention back to Time who runs at him and gets a chair shot to the face!

Kave Quinn: Ouch!

Bret Spiner: What a cheat!

Kave Quinn: It's a damn flaming tables match!

Wotto throws the chair down and climbs to the outside once again, lifting up the apron and pulling out a table, he slides one into the ring and then grabs another one...Sliding that into the ring and then sliding in himself...Setting up both tables, near opposite turnbuckles!

Kave Quinn: Out come the tables!

Wotto pulls up Justin Time and rolls him onto one of the tables...He climbs to the top rope and looks around at the fans! Jace get's up and runs over to Wotto, knocking him off of the turnbuckle, but sending him onto Justin Time, putting him through the table...

Kave Quinn: Yes!

Bret Spiner: No, it wasn't on fire!

The referee signals that it doesn't count and Jace pulls Wotto off of Time, whipping him to the ropes and a executing a drop toe hold, sending Wotto tumbling down, with his throat onto the bottom rope!

Kave Quinn: Nasty!

As Jace continues to stomp on Wotto, Justin Time gets back to his feet and tells Jace something...

Kave Quinn: What did he say?

Jace climbs through the ropes and hops up onto the top rope, while Time moves Wotto over to the corner and lifts him up into a powerbomb position, Jace jumps off and nails Wotto in the face with an aze kick, sending him flying through the second table in the ring!

Bret Spiner: Yes! They hit the Toke Up through the table!

Kave Quinn: No, It doesn't matter, no fire!

Bret Spiner: Damn! I love that move!

Justin Time and Jace both look at each other and Time climbs out of the ring...Lifting the apron and searching for a table as Jace walks over to the announcers table and grabs the tank of gasoline next to it and slides back into the ring...Time soon emurges with a table and slides it into the ring, then he disappears again, reappearing with another table that he slides into the ring...Jace sets up one of the tables, as Time then unfolds the second one and places it on top of the first one!

Kave Quinn: This is looking dangerous!

Bret Spiner: This is looking good!

Jace then grabs the nearby ladder, setting it up in the turnbuckle and walking over to Wotto...Who was lying unconscious...Jace picks up Wotto, looking around at the fans as Time climbs to the top of the ladder, Jace delivers the Impaktion to Wotto...

Kave Quinn: Come on, he didn't need to do that!

Time who has climbed to the top of the ladder shouts to Jace who then drags Wotto over to the stack of tables...He picks him up and climbs a few rungs up the ladder, rolling Wotto onto the top table...Time begins to laugh as Jace climbs back down and grabs the tank of gasoline...

Kave Quinn: Ref, stop the match!

Bret Spiner: What? He wanted the damn match!

Jace opens the lid and pours a load of the liquid onto the bottom table, soaking it in gasoline as he looks up at Justin Time, who is perched on top of the ladder...Jace slides out of the ring, grabbing a pack of matches from the announcers table and sliding back in...He walks over to the table and looks up at Time, opens the box and pulls out a match...He looks around to the crowd and lights the match, throwing it onto the table and sending it up into flames!

Kave Quinn: Thankgod Wotto's on the top table!

Justin Time looks down on Wotto as the lights suddenly go out...The ring is fairly lit due to the fire and Jace can be seen looking around when suddenly Chris Michaels slides into the ring...The arena pitch black other than the ring half lit...The two begin to brawl out of sight of the crowd...suddenly Justin Time leaps from the top of the ladder, hitting Wotto with the Timebomb and sending the men through the top table, down through the fire and through the bottom table!

Kave Quinn: My Good God! That was amazing!

Bret Spiner: Jesus!

The crowd can see the two lying in a pile on the mat as the lights come back on...And security slides into the ring, putting out whats left of the fire!

Kave Quinn: That was the most brutal thing I think I have ever seen!

Michaels stands staring at what he has just seen as Jace nails him with a steel chair to the back of his head, busting him open as Jace slides back into the ring...Pulling up Justin Time and Rolling him out of the ring!

Kave Quinn: The champs have won and their leaving!

Bret Spiner: What a war!

The show begins to fade as the tag team champions make their way up the ramp, Jace practically carrying his partner!

Kave Quinn: We'll see you on Friday for Capital PUNISHMENT!

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