21st February 2001
"Package delivery for Bad Guy"


The MegaTron begins to pulsate electric blue, as “Bawitdaba” begins to play quietly in the background…the music getting louder and the song kicks in! As pyros explode from the aisle into the rafters above the ring, the 4WF logo appearing in the middle of the MegaTron. 

Kave Quinn: Well welcome to the first ever 4WF Sabotage here in East Rutherford, New Jersey!!! Our second weekly show that has come about due to immense fan support! 

Bret Spiner: Oh have we got a packed show tonight!! 

Kave: Yes we do Bret, not only do we have the main event for the number one contendership for the 4WF World Title! Between The Bad Guy and the missing EWM! 

Bret: I just hope EWM’s ok! That damn Chris Michaels, I knew he was trouble! 

Kave: You always say that! Anyway, there’s also Dominatrix’s MUWF Hardcore Title on the line! 

Bret: What’s that about, the belt? 

Kave Quinn: Well he thinks that he deserves a belt! MPB thinks otherwise. 

Bret Spiner: I’m looking forward to the Three way Tag Dance! 

Kave Quinn: That will be packed with controversy. It looks as though Hellfire and Da Man are finally on the same page! 

The crowd continue to go wild as we see Belly walk into the arena on the MegaTron, bandaged up as usual he makes his way through the entrace, waving to a couple of his fans then continuing into his dressing room…The camera then spots Justin Time walk in, kit bag and all, ignoring the fans and walking on to his dressing room… 

Ronny Boyle runs up to Justin Time as he is just about to go into his dressing room… 

Ronny: Justin, wait! 

“Yeah, what you want Ronny?” 

Ronny: I just want to ask you a couple of questions, mainly about Chris Michaels. 

“You wanna talk to me about that piece of shit? I’ll tell you what I know about him. He’s a little freak, swinging from the rafters like an ape and then attacking people from behind…You know a lot about that don’t you Ronny!” 

Ronny: Don’t know what your talking about! 

“The man I gutless, if he thinks he can prove me otherwise…I’d like to see him try!” 

Time turns away from Ronny and opens the door to his dressing room, looking around laughing and then walking in… 

Ronny: What are you laughing at? 

Boyle turns around, wondering why Time was laughing, to face a huge 400 lb giant by the name of Belly! 

“Ronny, well well, we meet again! No mask this time?” 

Ronny: (Get’s to his knees, begging to Belly) Please don’t hurt me, I tried to help you! 

“I really do pity you, for what you are and what I’m gonna do to you” 

Belly bends over and grabs Boyle by the throat pulling him up and picking him up, high into the air… 

Ronny: No PLEASE!!! 

As Ronny is begging, a man dressed in black comes from behind and smashes a chair over the back of Belly’s head…sending the big man down, the masked man begins to stomp on Belly, he pulls him up and rolls him onto a nearby table, climbing on himself and pulling belly up, bending him over and the masked man gives Belly a fame-asser through the table… 

Kave Quinn: My God, He’s been attacked again! 

Bret Spiner: Is that how Belly’s gonna go through a table later! 

Kave Quinn: You can bet Belly’s gonna be mad now. 

The Megatron fades to black as Last Resort by Papa Roach sounds throughout the arena, the entire arena gets on its feet to welcome Rirwebmaster to Madison Square Garden! 

Bret: Looks like were having the Cruiserweight 4 corners match now! 

Rirwebmaster steps out from behind the curtains, and raises his fist into the air sending a lone firework up from the stage behind him spiralling into the rafters where it explodes in a shower of colour. Yes folks that ever present boo-yarang is in his hand as the 22 year old makes his way to the ring. 

The fans burst into a frenzy as "Nookie" blares out over the loudspeakers and one third of the “Alliance of Violence”, J makes his way down to the ring, where he throws his hands in the air and is systematicly blocked from sight as the explosions produce a thick veil of smoke. J seems to want to get this match underway as he approaches Rirwebmaster, but the Refs in between them and has told them both to go to their corners. 

Kave: Now what a match his partners had at Deathrow; Madd Matt and Double D that was a fantastic match for the Tag titles! 

Bret:  That was a war! 

Kave: I'm not surprised to see J out on his own tonight after the devastating match Madd Matt and DD were in last Sunday. 

Bret: I wanna know what’s gonna happen later! All men are booked for tonight, someone’s gonna have to work twice! 

"Smash Da Smash" begins to play and the audience erupts in euphoria at the “Giant Killa” Smash, the little man bandaged up after his clash with the 400 pound Belly only a few days ago. 

Kave: He looks surprisingly fit! 

Bret: Yep 'specially seen as he got SQUISHED by Belly last week! 

Kave: You are sick, he could of been seriously hurt. 

Bret: What’s your point? He shouldn’t of tried to go up against Belly! 

Kave: Fans the fact is he did go up against Belly, and he did get the 1, 2, 3, however, tainted the victory might be after two masked men helped knock out the 400 pound monster. 

"Country Grammar" by Nelly begins to play and the Lil Pitbull comes out from behind the curtain. Pitbull is the man that said he only wanted a chance and tonight he’s being given that chance as he goes toe to toe with three of the best light heavyweights the 4WF has to offer! Pit races down to the ringside and dives into the ring. 

Kave: The Ref's calling for the bell looks like this ones underway! 

Pitbull gets to his feet and runs at J, leaping up with a headscissors take down as Smash gets backed into a corner by Rirwebmaster who proceeds to pummel those injured ribs of the Giant Killa. But wait, smash has blocked a punch and has grabbed Rirwebmaster reversing the situation around and throwing him into the turnbuckle and sends a series of snap jabs into the jaw of Rirwebmaster before he grabs his arm and irish whips him across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle, taking only a momentary breather Smash follows him in and connects with an awesome cartwheel kick up Rirwebmasters chest sending him over the turnbuckle to the outside. 

Pitbull now runs off the ropes and ducks under a forearm by J, looks to go through the middle ropes but grabs the middle and rope as his legs spin out and back in as he ducks another clothesline from J and back tosses him to the outside floor.  Pitbull now turns looking down at J and Rirwebmaster before he slingshots himself over the top rope with a magnificent highflying manouevre 

Bret: Oh thats gotta hurt! 

Kave: We never seen that move in the 4WF before! 

Not to be out done the injured Smash climbs to the top rope and does a swanton bomb to the outside landing on the crumpelled bodies of Rirwebmaster, J and lil pitbull. The Fans are going crazy! Loving the high flying antics that these lightheavyweight matchs have always promised. The Ref now is begining the mandatory 10 count as the wrestlers begin to stir. 

Pitbull is the first to his feet but is to slow as J hits him with a european uppercut then grabbing him by the arm irish whips him into the guadrail! 

Kave: He just got whipped hard into the Rail of Pain! 

Bret: I love this action! Lets see some blood! 

Kave: (mutters) 

Smash and rirwebmaster are now going toe to toe exchanging hard right hands and chops. "7, 8," The refs count continues as J slides into the rign to break the count before sliding out again to pick pitbull up, hooking his arms and hitting an underarm suplex on the steel steps!!! 

Kave: He just got bust open on the ring steps! 

The Ref is hanging out of the ring ordering the wrestlers back inside, Rirwebmaster obliges and boots the little smash in the gut before hoisting him above his head in a gorrila press before tossing him over the top rope and back into the ring where he follows. 

J Continues to go to work lil pitbull wrapping the young stars arm round the ring post then dropkicking it!  Pitbull is writhing in pain here on the floor, god that had to hurt! Back in the ring the Webmaster spine busts Smash and goes for the cover.. "!, 2,..thre.." 

Kave: J just pulled Rirwebmaster to the outside!!! We got a brawl here! 

Rirwebmaster and J battle it out with lefts and rights, J getting opened up above the left eye as Pitbull manages to climb to the top of the turnbuckle, and leap hitting a Shooting star press on the prone body of Smash, but wait he didnt go for the pinfall! Instead hes picked smash up and climbed to the top of the turnbuckle 

Bret: Hes going to hit his finishing tornado DDT!!! 

But no! Smash blocked it and has hoisted pitbull behind him into a northern lights suplex "1, 2, 3"!! 

Kave: The Giant Killer has won again and defeated three other superstars!! 

"Smash Da Smash" hits and the fans scream with delight at their favourite winning, Smash roles to the outside and staggers up the ramp clapping the hands of some of his fans as he passes by Rirwebmaster and J who are still going at it, the two superstars exchanging punches on the ramp…When we see Jace come running out to the brawling superstars…Grabbing J by the hair and dragging him down the ramp and picking him up, walking him down the side of the ramp, into the technicians area…slamming him onto a table…Calling up to Rirwebmaster who runs to the top of the stage, looks down on J and leaps off the 10 ft stage, splashing J and sending them both through the table! 

Kave Quinn: Oooo, It looks like J’s not gonna be competing later tonight! 

Bret Spiner: Oh, I loved that! 

Jace walks back round to the ring, walks up the ramp, smiling, looking extremely happy at what he has done! 

Kave Quinn: That mans sick 

Bret Spiner: Yeah, good isn’t it 

The camera’s appear to be backstage as we see Dominatrix walk into the arena…walking towards his locker room…stopping when Double D walks out of his locker room, they talk to each other, Dominatrix nodding in agreement, then turns away…Beginning to walk away when Double D cracks him over the head with a lead pipe, busting open the MUWF Hardcore champ. DD calls for a referee from his dressing room, who runs out…Get’s on the floor…1,2,3… 

Kave Quinn: What does that mean? 

Double D jumps up grabbing the belt from Dominatrix and running off down the corridor. 

The cameras go back to ringside as “Rock Superstar” by Cypress Hill begins to play and MPB walk out, walking down the ramp, spitting on some fans on the way…Reaching the ring, sliding in and walking over to his corner… 

“Natural Born Killaz” starts to play, as pyro’s go off around the stage…The crowd begin to boo. As the music continues to play for a couple more minutes, MPB begins to talk to the ref, getting angrier at the no show of Dominatrix, MPB slides out of the ring and walks up the ramp. Calling for the referee to follow him! 

Kave Quinn: Where’s he going? 

Bret Spiner: I have no idea! 

A cameraman follows MPB into the back, around the different corridors until they come to the “Alliance Of Violence’s” dressing room, where a pool of blood is on the floor…MPB looks at it and then spots a trail of blood going down the corridor and out into the car park. 

Kave Quinn: That’s where Dominatrix was attacked by Double D. 

Bret Spiner: Well he’s not there anymore! 

MPB follows the trail of blood into the car park, looking around and spotting Dominatrix crawling towards a car…He runs over to him and grabs Dominatrix by the head lifting him up and starts to shout at him… 

“You fucking coward!” 

MPB lifts Dominatrix up and powerslams him on the concrete, grabbing him by the hair and giving the cut on the back of his head a succession of quick jabs… 

Kave Quinn: OUCH! That has to hurt. 

He pulls up the injured Dominatrix, stares into his eyes and then headbutts him right on the nose. 

Kave Quinn: That’s probably broken his nose. This is beginning to look more like a pub brawl. 

MPB shows no sympathy for him and rolls him onto the bonnet of a car, climbing onto the roof and jumping off doing a senton splash…Leaving a huge dent in the bonnet that Dominatrix’s body just lies in. 

Kave Quinn: Is this an official match? 

Bret Spiner: Who Cares? It’s amazing to watch. 

MPB grabs the head of Dominatrix and starts smashing it into the bonnet, cutting him open on his face now as well. Dragging his body off the car and pinning him…1,2, Kickout… 

Kave Quinn: My God he kicked out! 

This makes MPB even more frustrated and he climbs to the top of the car once again, looking down on Dominatrix and signalling the final flight…He leaps off and lands on him with a sickening crunch! 

Kave Quinn: Jesus! I think that might of broken his ribs! 

1,2,3… 

Kave Quinn: MPB’s got the win! 

He stands up, holding his ribs and demands the ref to give him the belt! The referee shrugs his shoulders… 

Ref: I don’t know what your talking about! 

“Don’t give me that shit!” 

Ref: seriously, I don’t. 

MPB looks around for the belt and walks back into the building, looking extremely angry. 

Bret Spiner: Well I wouldn’t want to be in Double D’s shoes when MPB finds out what happened. 

The MegaTron comes alive to reveal Pirofox walking into Bratchers Dressing Room…Moments later he emurges with a huge smile on his face…Walking up to the cameraman… 

“Xtreme Title Here I Come!” 

Pirofox walks off down the corridor and the cameraman runs up to Bratchers locker room, knocking on the door and entering… 

“Oh Hello! How can I help you” 

Cameraman: Well I was wondering why Pirofox just came to see you? 

“Well not that it’s any of your business, I will tell you. He came to see me because apparently Belly was injured earlier and is unable to wrestle…So Pirofox has taken his place in the 4 Way match for the Xtreme Title.” 

Kave Quinn: What?!?!? 

Bret Spiner: You honestly didn’t hear that? 

Kave Quinn: No I heard it, I just can’t believe it! 

Bret Spiner: So Pirofox is now in the 4 Way match 

Kave Quinn: It looks that way, but I can’t believe that Belly is that injured, I smell something funny going on about this. 

Bret Spiner: OK? 

A cameraman has been dispatched backstage where Double D is seen coming out of the Alliance of Violence's locker room in his wrestling attire. "Don't worry! I'll take these punks out on my own!" he shouts into the locker room as he passes by the cameraman paying him no attention and heads towards the ring. 

Kave:     Well its the Three Way Tag Titles match now! 

Bret:    This should be fun.. 

"The Way I am" by Eminem hits and Double D appears on the stage with one fist raised in the air as the Alliance of Violence symbol appears on the Megatron. Double D is all business tonight as he walks straight down the aisle not clapping any of his fans hands but instead climbs the ring steps and gets on into the ring walking to his corner. 

"Papercut" begins to play and the fans are on their feet booing Bratchers right hand men the Impakt Ikons who have come out onto the stage taunting the fans!  Jace has gone a head of Justin Time and dived in the ring going straight after Double D as the bell sounds early. 

Kave:     The tag team champions arnt even here yet! 

Double D and Jace go toe to toe exchanging blows before Jace boots DD in the gut and backs him up into a corner, hitting him with several shoulder thrusts into the gut, before standing up again and hitting him with a european uppercut as Justin Time enters the ring and signals Jace to send DD over to him.  Jace nods and grabs DD's wrist attempting to irish whip him towards Justin, but wait! 

Bret:    He reversed! 

DD hangs on to jace and reverses the irish whip sending Jace colliding with Justin Time as "I'm the bulldog" bursts out over the loudspeakers and Hellfire and Da Man come racing down the stage and aisle to dive into the ring and each go to work on one of the Impakt Ikons. 

Kave:     The Referee has lost complete control of this one fans! 

Hellfire hits Jace with a text book DDT as Da Man scoop slams Justin Time onto the canvas mat before the Impakt Ikons roll to the outside wanting none of the Grim Reapers.  The fans cheer for the three faces in the ring as the referee finally persuades hellfire to get out of the ring on the apron in his corner leaving Da Man to face off against DD. 

Kave:     The Tag Team Champs seem to of got their act together! They just cleaned the Ikons clock! 

Da man and DD face off for a few moments before going in to a collar and elbow tie up, as a test of strength.  Da Man hits DD with a knee to the gut, then grabs him by the hair and slams him head first backwards onto the mat. 

Bret:    He used the hair there! 

Kave:     Yes he did but the Ref lost control of this match a long time ago. 

Da Man gets some pops from the crowd before he picks DD up by the hair again and whips him into the ropes before hitting him with a spinebuster, followed by an elbow drop across the sternum. He goes for the cover.. "1, 2.." 

Justin Time is in to make the save booting Da Man in the back as DD rolls out of the ring to recover.  Time now applies a vertical suplex to Da Man, then runs over to the ropes and hits a moonsault off the middle rope across Da Man.. He gets straight up and leaves the ring to go to the apron before climbing to the top turnbuckle and leaps hitting a leg drop across the throat of Da Man. Grabbing Da Mans arm he drags him over to the Ikons corner and tags in his partner Jace who springboard leaps onto the top rope before hitting a dragon moonsault across the prone body of Da Man. 

Kave:     This is text book wrestling from the Ikons! 

Bret:    That's why their Ikons Kave! 

Jace goes for the pinfall "1, 2" kickout by Da Man! Amazing display of resilience, as he tries to get to his feet and back to hellfire for the tag. But wait! DD Has climbed the top turnbuckle and has leapt off with a flying shoulder barge knocking DD and Jace to the mat, both of them rolling to the outside as Hellfire enters the ring and hits a face crusher on DD.  One half of the tag team champions, Hellfire applies a rear chinlock to the power house known as DD. He's screaming in pain but wont give up!  Da Man has recovered now and slid into the ring to run off the ropes and hit a standing drop-kick to the face off DD while he's in the rear chin lock! 

Kave:     Oh that's got to hurt!! 

Justin Time wants a piece of the action as well climbing to the top rope, looking at his watch and leaping through the air with the Time Bomb on DD and Hellfire! What hang time he got! 

Bret:    What a move by my favourite wrestler, he's going to be the next tag champions! 

Da Man sees the time bomb and runs over to Justin hitting him with a powerful clothesline almost knocking his head off, as the two brawl to the outside.  Jace slides back into the ring and waits for Hellfire to get back to his feet before running towards him and connecting with a hurracanrana sending hellfire over the top rope to the outside.  Jace has scouted a forearm shot from the weary and tired DD and has snapped on the Impaktion! He's got him up! 

Bret:      If he hits this its all over! 

Jace positions in the centre of the ring looks towards the camera and shouts "Feel the Impakt!" before he jumps dropping DD on his neck and covers for the "1, 2, 3" right before Da Man runs in and drops an elbow across Jaces head. 

Kave:     We have new tag team champions! 

Bret:      I told you! Didn't I tell you! Didn't I say the Impakt Ikons would win the title! They are just that damn good! 

"Papercut" hits again and Justin Time slides into the ring holding both belts and stands with his partner Jace to get his hand raised by the referee as they hold a title each triumphantly in the air as the fans boo them and chants of "Arseholes", "Arseholes" ring throughout the arena! 

The camera’s once again backstage watching Double D being carried back to his dressing room by J and Madd Matt…When Bratcher comes around the corner and see’s Double D… 

“Well that was one hell of an effort” 

DD nods in appreciation, but grimaces in pain. 

“Infact, I think you deserve some respect around this place…So I want to make it official…The MUWF Title that you won from Dominatrix earlier is now the Official 4WF hardcore title” 

Kave Quinn: Wow, that’s big…A new title in the 4WF. 

“However, I expect you to defend it Sunday…But by your performance tonight, I think you’ll be able to do that, infact I think you could defend it anytime, anywhere!” 

DD smiles from the compliment by Bratcher… 

“Actually, that’s a good idea…The 4WF Hardcore Title is now under 24/7 rules, meaning you can get beaten anytime anywhere and by any means necessary!” 

DD smile turns into shock as he hears the news…Suddenly MPB runs into camera shot and smashes a chair over DD’s head, he covers him…A ref that MPB brought with him makes the count…1,2…But “The Alliance Of Violence” grab MPB and throw him into the wall,  punching and kicking the attacker… 

Kave Quinn: That’s even bigger news, the brand new 4WF Hardcore Title now has 24/7 rules apply! 

Bret Spiner: Ha Ha, I wouldn’t want to be Double D! 

Kave Quinn: Well I’m sure he wouldn’t want to be you 

Madd Matt and J pick up the injured Double D and walk him into a nearby dressing room. The MegaTron fades to black with MPB lying against the wall… 

“Killing In The Name Of” by Rage Against The Machine begins to play and PiroFox makes his way to the ring, with a smile from ear to ear looking extremely proud of himself…He climbs into the ring, taking the mic from Tony Jordan and asking him to leave the ring… 

“Well now I have the attention on me, I think I should be the one to share with you the tragic event that has occurred…” 

Pirofox bursts into laughter! 

“The fat mumma called Belly is not gonna be here. You see, he was attacked earlier and is UNABLE to attend this match. So I kindly went to Mr. Bratcher and he allowed me to enter in his place!” 

The crowd begin to boo, as Pirofox continues to laugh! Though his laughter is cut short by the lights dimming and smoke filling the entranceway as “Rake The Dead” by twisted begins to play and Big D makes his way out onto the stage in front of the packed Continental Airlines Arena.  Following behind him are Dark Lotus, Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid, as they make their way down to the ring, up the steps and into the ring…Staring at Pirofox. Who runs at the group and decides to try and take them on. Dark Lotus begin to beat down on the youngster as Big D stands laughing. 

Kave Quinn: This isn’t fair! 

“Hit ‘Em Up” by Tupac begins to play and WhiteChoc comes running down the aisle, sliding into the ring and attacking Dark Lotus throwing them out of the ring, then turning his attention onto Big D…The two going at it, throwing punches, left and right…Until “Fisk” by Will Haven explodes over the sound system. The crowd leap to there feets, as the arena goes insane for the current Xtreme Champion. 

Kave Quinn: Madd Matt’s here, the champ’s arrived! 

Matt walks out onto the stage with a towel around his shoulders, runs down the ramp and slides into the ring, spinning WhiteChoc around and nailing him with a hard right hand to the head, sending him down as the champ then goes for Big D…Irish whipping him and coming off the ropes himself to hit a huge clothesline…Then walking over to Pirofox, pulling him up as the youngster nails a low blow! 

Kave Quinn: Come on ref! That’s illegal! 

Bret Spiner: That’s perfectly fine, if he wants to be Xtreme! 

Whitechoc is back up and grabs the towel around Matt’s neck, wrenching it and suffocating the champ! 

Kave Quinn: REF!!!!!! 

Whitechoc continues to strangle the champ, who continues to grasp for air trying to reach the ropes…The ref finally has enough and makes Whitechoc break his grip…Allowing the champ to once again breathe! Choc turns around just in time to receive a huge boot to the face by Big D, who then picks up the superstar and gives him a huge powerbomb. Making the cover, but Pirofox had gotten a chair and has smashed it over the head of Big D…Pirofox then goes insane with the chair, hitting everything including the referee… 

Until the MegaTron switches into action, showing a corridor backstage…suddenly a door opens and a masked man dressed in black walks out, looking around and then walking off…The camerman gets up and walks up to the door, checking to se if the masked man is around and then opening it to reveal a small room. The camera pans left and right across the room, when it spots Belly tied up in the corner…The cameraman runs over and unties him, taking out the gag, freeing an angry Belly… 

“Where the fuck is he?” 

Cameraman: I don’t know! 

“And is my match on?” 

Cameraman: Yeah, but Pirofox has replaced you… 

“Oh has he now!” 

Belly stands up, shakes his head and walks out of the room with a purpose… 

Kave Quinn: Troubles coming this way I think! 

Bret Spiner: Ha Ha, Pirofox is gonna get crushed! 

Pirofox didn’t see the clip and continues to destroy everyone with a chair,  until we see the 400 lb giant walk out at the top of the stage…The crowd go completely wild as the big man runs down the ramp and up the steps climbing into the ring as his replacement lifts the steel chair high above his head…Belly grabs it and spins Pirofox around swinging the chair and knocking him cold. 

Kave Quinn: Belly just got him! 

Belly grabs him by the hair and drags him to the outside, pulling a table from under the ring and lying him on it, the giant then climbs back into the ring and onto the top turnbuckle… 

Kave Quinn: My God! 

Belly leaps from the top sending Pirofox through the table… 

Kave Quinn: 400lbs landing on you and putting you through a table, that’s gotta hurt! 

Bret Spiner: But there’s no ref! 

Belly get’s back to his feet, climbs into the ring and waves to the fans! 

Bret Spiner: You haven’t won Belly! 

Belly appears to be celebrating, thinking he has won…When Whitechoc runs  towards him, Belly spotting him and giving him a clothesline, Big D slides out of the ring and grabs his “Table of Death”, sliding it into the ring and setting it up. Belly see’s Big D and runs at the other big man, hitting him in the back of the head and then stomping on him in the corner…Belly turns his attention to Madd Matt who is unconscious on the canvas and picks him up, climbing to the top turnbuckle with him…Looking down on the “Table of Death”…Belly smiles as he prepares his leap, when a masked assailant comes through the crowd and over the barrier, climbing the steps and pushing Belly, sending him through the “Table of Death” with Madd Matt on top of him… 

Kave Quinn: Again a masked man has attacked Belly… 

Bret Spiner: But the ref didn’t see Belly go through the table, so it’s ok! 

With all men lying out in the ring, the referee get’s back to his feet,  looking down on the bloody Belly, cut open by the glass with wood around him from the broken table…The bloody Madd Matt who is lying on top of Belly, cut open by Pirofox’s chair fit…And the ref calls for the bell! 

Bret Spiner: What? 

Kave Quinn: The ref must assume Madd Matt put Belly through a table! 

Tony Jordan: Ladies and gentleman, The winner of this match and still 4WF Xtreme Champion…Madd Matt! 

The crowd erupt on hearing their champion has won…As J comes down the aisle to help the champ out…Dark Lotus climb into the ring and pick up the injured Big D…Preparing to leave when they see Belly lying in a pile with the “Table of Death” in pieces…They then walk over to the giant and pull him up, taking him backstage with them… 

Kave Quinn: What, why have they done that? 

Bret Spiner: I have no idea! 

Kave Quinn: Well what a night for wrestling its been and for the young guns of the industry! 

Bret Spinner: Yeah, I especially liked the 4 Way Table Match! That match was awesome. You talk about blood that had it Xtreme style! 

Kave: (mutters) Yes.. well.. 

The lights dim and Seek and Destroy by Metallica bursts out over the loudspeaker as the crowd gets worked into a Frenzy at the sight of The Bad Guy appearing on the stage! 

Kave: Can you hear the chants, this place is going nuts! 

Chants of "Bad Guy", "Bad Guy", "Bad Guy" ring out throughout the arena as the Bad Guy makes his way down the ramp towards the ring, the ramp becoming covered in sparks as the pyros appear Goldberg style lighting the path for the 5'11'' 283 pound fan favourite. The Bad Guy is on the apron now and has turned to look at his adoring fans who still chant his name, a smile appears on his face as he gestures for Tony Jordan to give him the mic. 

"Survey time!!!" The fans go wild chanting his name louder than before "Who came here to see those no hoper Bratcher, Ewm and Impakt Ikons?" A chorus of "Arsehole.. Arsehole" rings out throughout the sold out Continental Airlines Arena.  "And who came here to see, the one, the only Bad Guy!" The fans erupt into cheers again. "Survey Sez, One more.. for the Bad Guy!  Now down to business..." At this Bad Guy turns and gets into the ring as he walks in a circle looking at the crowd before stopping in the middle.  "Earlier this week, I ordered a special package. Where is it?". 

The lights go out immeaditly followed by the sound of thunder and lightning rumbling through the arena as a Crow appears on the MegaTron and Stings theme begins to play. 

Kave: He's here! Chris Michael's is in New Jersey! 

Bret: And he's got Ewm! Let him go Michael's! 

In the darkness the image of a man descending from the rafters can be made out as he lands in the aisle holding another man. The lights come back on and the distinctive face paint of The Mystery Man can be seen, baseball bat in hand he shoves the weakened Ewm towards the ring and the waiting Bad Guy without saying a word, black trenchcoat flowing in what little wind seeps into the arena. 

Kave: There's the bell were under way, Bad Guy just got Ewm delivered to him on a silver platter! 

Bret: This is terrible! He'll maul him! 

The Bad Guy descends on Ewm like a rabid wolverine kicking and stomping at the back of ewm as he tries to get in the ring before Bad Guy picks him up and grabs him by the throat, lifting him up.. 

Kave: Way up! 

And Chokeslams him down hard in the centre of the ring.  Running off the ropes the Bad Guy drops the leg across the throat of the badly bruised Ewm and goes for the cover. 

Kave: We could have a number 1 contender already! 

The Ref, out of position runs round and goes down on the mat "1, 2, thre.." But no! Somehow, someway Ewm managed to get his shoulder up. The Bad Guy climbs on top of Ewm and starts to pummel him with closed fists to the face before the ref pulls him off. 

Bret:    He almost hit the Referee! Disqualify him, Ewm should of won! 

Kave:     He didn't hit the Ref though Brent! That's the difference! 

The Bad Guy, goes to the outside and climbs to the top of the turnbuckle as Ewm tries tiredly to get to his feet. The Bad Guy now leaps from the top with a double axe handle but its blocked! Ewm counters with an inverted atomic drop then decks Bad Guy with a short arm lariat.  Both superstars are down now as the Ref starts the 10 count. "1, 2, 3, 4.." 

Kave:     Look out its the Impakt Ikons! 

Jace and Justin Time come running out from the side exit of the aisle and jump Chris Michael's from behind with a steel chair knocking him out as Jace runs on and takes a left when he reaches the ring to climb up onto the apron and distract the Ref as Justin picks the chair up and slides into the ring.  The Bad Guy finally gets to his feet and hooks Ewm in a belly-to-belly suplex, lifts him up, round and slams him down. 

Kave:     Perfect execution! 

Bret:    Bah it was okay for an amateur. 

The Bad Guy now gets back to his feet, he hasn't seen Justin yet.  He turns round and now sees him but its to late! Justin Time leaps from his crouched position in the corner and slams the steel chair over Bad Guys face knocking him to the floor and busting him wide open as time slides immeaditly to the outside and Jace jumps down off the apron.  Ewm shaking the cobwebs turns on the mat and lays an arm over the unmoving body of Bad Guy as the Ref turns round and drops to them at for the "1, 2, th.." 

Kave:     He kicked out! The Bad Guy kicked out! What spirit! 

Bret:    No, no! 

The fans are going wild with chants of "Bad Guy, Bad Guy, Bad Guy". as Ewm rolls Bad Guy onto his stomach and he applies the STF. But the Bad Guy is too close to the ropes and reaches out grabbing the bottom rope, his face pouring a dark red blood.  The Ref tells Ewm to break the hold and he obliges at the break of 4 and picks Bad Guy up, Irish whipping him into the far turnbuckle then charging in with a clothesline crushing the Bad Guy against the turnbuckle. 

Kave:     How much more can Bad Guy take?! 

Ewm now turns and starts shouting at the ref as Jace runs to where bad guy is and trips him up then pulls him down hard on the metal ring post. Before pulling his right leg far out then slamming it against the metal. And again! 

Bret:    Oh that's going to hurt! I love it! 

Wait! Its Michael's! He's recovered from the earlier chair shot and he's ran round, trench coat off as he goes for a grand slam with the black aluminium baseball bat, clobbering Jace across the head knocking him down and out then moving on to find Justin Time, hit him with a chop then driving the baseball bat into his gut and lift him up dropping him over the guardrail! 

Meanwhile Ewm has picked Bad Guy up and sets him for the Reverse Stunner when Michael's leaps onto the apron with the base ball bat in hand.. 

Kave:     Michael's is on the apron! 

He swings the bat hard. 

Kave:     Oh no! No! 

Bret:    Ewm ducked it!! Ewm had it scouted!! 

The bat connects with Bad Guys jaw knocking him backwards and out cold on the floor as Ewm turns round to deliver a hard right hand to his tormentor Michael's knocking him off the apron through the commentators table, before turning round and covering Bad Guy. "1, 2, 3!" 

Bret:    We have a winner!! We have a winner! The Chosen Champion goes on to fight Wilcut4W for the World Heavyweight Title at Capital Punishment! 

Kave:     This is a disaster! Michael's hit the wrong man! 

"Another brick in the wall part 2" bursts out over the loudspeakers as the recovered Impakt Ikons slide into the ring to help up Ewm who gets his hand raised by the Ref as the fans throw drink cartons and food packets into the ring as the show fades to black.

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