Kave: Ok the next match is an
ordinary singles match between Two high flying superstars and should be an
awesome fast match to watch….
Bret: Yeah two MIDGETS running
around the ring jumping a lot… Loads of fun
Kave: I told you last week that you
shouldn’t call the light heavyweight division the midget division…
Bret: Shut it Kave, you no that
I’m right these two midgets aint no heavier or taller than us, there
MIDGETS!!!!
Kave shakes his head with
disapproval and lets out a sigh of pity….
Suddenly the lights in the arena
fade as "ALLSTAR" by smashmouth sounds around the arena P.A. system
sending the eagerly anticipating crowd wild with excitement…
Kave: And here by the looks of
things is the first superstar….
Bret: The first MIDGET
Suddenly a huge explosion light up
the whole arena, leaving a tall 6’1" All Star stood at the top of the
ramp in his long leather jacket and dark black sunglasses. As he stands at the
top of the ramp looking at the thousands of fans in the sold out San Jose Arena
he takes a deep breath and breaths in all the atmosphere which is intense with
excitement and anticipation…..
After taking yet another deep breath
he raises his hands and does the heavy medal sign, before running down to the
ring slapping the peoples hands on the way, closely followed by his leather
jacket which is flapping behind him…
As he reaches the ring he jumps onto
the apron and once again signals the heavy medal sign. He then steps over the
ropes and runs backwards and forwards on the ropes before stopping once again in
the middle of the ring signalling the heavy medal sign, once again sending the
crowd crazy….
Kave: You can tell that this young
Cruiser weight is a fan favourite, and most definitely has a good chance at a
title in his career here in the 4WF…
Bret: Excuse me you can tell that
this guy has a chance at a title???? Please spare me this MIDGET is an All Star
JOBBER if you ask me!!!
Kave: Well…. Erm???? We didn’t
ask you????
Bret gives Kave a seriously dirty
look before "ALLSTAR" by smashmouth fades out and the lights once
again fade to black….
The crowd in eager anticipation
start to chant and screams can be heard from the higher seating isles as nothing
can be seen anywhere….
Slowly the crowd go silent as the
atmosphere grows and as a dimmed spotlight slowly emerges on the ramp showing a
tall figure standing at the top of the ramp…
Bret: Ha… Is that the other MIDGET
Juice….
Kave: It most certainly looks like
Juice from here, but this isn’t his usual style of entrance???
Slowly the arena lights come back to
life sending an ere sensation through the crowd before Juice turns around at the
top of the ramp….
All Star walks towards the ropes and
leans over signalling The Juice to come down but as he does Juice raises his
hand and points towards the ring as the crowd start to go wild once more….
Kave: Hey…. Hey, that’s the
Juice he just sneaked threw the crowd and into the ring behind All Star!!! He
came unannounced as usual!!!
Juice rolls into the ring and before
All Star can turn around he runs up behind him and drop-kicks him over the top
ropes and sending All Star to the outside…..
Juice still with the advantage off
surprise runs at the dazed All Star who is trying to get to his feet on the
outside and baseball slides him into the ringside barrier. Which gets a mixed
reaction off oohs and aaaah’s from the crowd and only one reaction from All
star which is a painful one…..
Bret: Hey he might be a MIDGET but I
like his style of fighting!!!
Kave: (looking with a confused face)
And what would that be????
Bret: Attacking from behind…..
HaHaHAHAAAA……
All Star gets to his knees and holds
his lower back in agony as Juice keeps control of the match with fast and
powerful kicks to the ribs sending All Star on his back and once again crying
with pain…
Before Juice can make anymore damage
to the in pain All Star the referee blocks his path and points to the ring as
the match has still not started…
Juice turns and walks towards the
steal stairs as the referee looks down at All Star who is trying to pull himself
to his feet…
Instead of Juice making his way to
the ring which was first thought he walks up to the announcer and pushes him off
his seat….
Kave: Hey….Hey, You cant do that
this match isn’t HaRdCoRe!!!
Bret: HAHAHA….. YEAH, but it also
hasn’t started yet either!!!!!
Juice runs towards All star, who has
his back turned talking to the referee. Suddenly the referee notices and turns
All Star who with super fast agility and speed All Star scouts the move and drop
toe holds the sprinting Juice sending him face first onto the steal stairs with
the chair in-between his head and the stairs….
Once again there is mixed reaction
of oohs and aaaah’s from the crowd and a huge cheer off Bret who claps his
hands and starts laughing again…
Kave: (shaking his head with
disbelief) Bret!!! Your sick…..
Juice rolls of the stairs and as he
starts to murmur gets picked up by All star and rolled into the ring, eventually
letting the referee call for the bell starting this match….
Kave: They have been fighting for
near on five minutes and the referee has only just had time to call for the bell
to start the match, this is going to be great!!!!
All Star picks Juice, who is still
dazed and has a small gash above the eye up form the floor and Irish whips him
into the ropes, on his return All Star lands an awesome Hurracanrunna which
flips Juice upside down and onto his back. Sending him reeling and rolling in
pain as he arches his back and holds it with his hands, showing a look of pure
pain on his face….
All Star looking to keep the pace up
whilst he is on top picks Juice up and pushes him back onto the turnbuckle and
looks around at the crowd, who cheer and scream as he makes his way up the
turnbuckle…..
With furious lefts and rights to
Juices head the crowd start to call out the number of punches…..
Crowd: (and Bret who is clapping his
hands and chanting) 1…..2….3….4….5…6…7…8…9
With a huge cheer and roar All star
jumps off the turnbuckle letting Juices limp body slump to the floor…..
Once again All Star picks up the
limp body of Juice and rests him against the turnbuckle, before Irish whipping
him across to the opposite turnbuckle. As Juice runs to the turnbuckle he hits
it with so much momentum it makes him stagger out only to be court by a huge
diving bulldog which sends his head bouncing off the canvas and gets All Star
another cheer….
All Star appreciates the cheer and
runs up the turnbuckle wasting precious time as he solutes the crowd once again
with the heavy medal sign….
Kave: Even with the relentlessness
of All Stars attacks he shouldn’t waist time boasting to the crowd….
Bret: YEAH…. Get down you
lightweight, Shortass MIDGET…..
All Star jumps off the turnbuckle
only to turn into a kick in the gut and a DDT from a tired and worn down Juice,
who also falls back down to the floor letting the referee start a count…
One…….
Kave: You’ve got to believe that
that move from Juice was purely out of desperation…..
Two…..Three
Bret: HA!! Non of these lightweights
can take the pace…..
Four……Five….
Slowly both wrestlers start to move
both getting onto their knees….
Six….Seven…..
They both get onto one knee and
exchange blows to the faces, each wrestler trying to knock each other back down
whilst they still slowly raise to there feet…..
Each wrestler not willing to give in
increase the power of there punches until they are stood up fully and staring
each other in the eye stop exchanging blows and run to opposite turnbuckles…
As they both come back to the ring
they shoulder block each other, neither moves an inch except whilst they both
look each other back up and down before running towards the ropes again….
This time All star stumbles on his
return and falls to the floor smashing his head on the canvas dazing him, Juice
notices and changes his running direction and runs and jumps off the ropes
landing a perfect lionsoult on the dazed All Star…..
Kave: Juice is willing to put his
life on the line!!!
Bret: Yeah look at him now climbing
to the top turnbuckle!!! Stupid son of a…..
Kave: GUN!!!! GUN!!! STUPID SON OF A
GUN…….
Bret: NO??? I WAS GOING TO SAY
BIT……
Kave: MOONSOULT…. MOONSOULT….
MOONSOULT, straight into the body of All Star…..
Juice lands an awesome moonsoult on
a now even more in pain All Star who looks to be gasping for breath, as does
Juice who is holding his ribs and getting to his feet….
Kave: That must have hurt Juice as
well as All Star….
Bret: Huh, you think….
Juice getting huge cheers off the
crowd walks towards the furthest turnbuckle still holding his ribs and slouches,
putting most of his bodyweight on the turnbuckle whilst the referee talks to All
Star who is on his hounches taking in deep breaths…
All star looks up at the tired and
struggling to stand Juice, who has is eyes closed and head back and with a
sudden surge of energy sprints towards Juice and…..
Kave: GORE!!!!!! GORE!!!!!!!!
GORE!!!!!!!!!!!
All star staggers back and leaves a
broken and desperately in pain Juice tangled and motionless in the corner…
Bret: Wahoo one less MIDGET to worry
about he’s gotta be dead form that…..
All Star walks back to the
turnbuckle and moves the limp and heavy body of Juice to the middle of the ring
where he lands a pump handle drop sending Juices limp body up into the air and
then straight down again landing him straight onto his back……
Showing the only movement in a while
Juice wrenches in pain and as he rolls around on the canvas his face scrunches
showing the pure agony he is going through….
Kave: That has to be it, it’s all
over……
With that All Star signals for the
"Shooting Stars" and makes his way up to the top ropes…
Kave: This has got to be his final
move before pinning him….
Bret: I can’t believe that all the
way through this match there hasn’t been one pin fall attempted yet….
All Star waves to the crowd
signalling before he jumps, All Star fly’s through the air only to watch Juice
roll out of the way and feel his knees crunch as they land onto the canvas…..
Juice walks over to All Star and
lifts him up before suplexing him and then side Russian leg sweeping him and
then going for the pin…
1…..2….Thre…..
Kave: Kick Out!!!!!
Bret: DAMN!!!!!!
Both wrestlers get back to their
feet but Juice who is slightly less out of breath gets the upper hand again and
after a kick to the gut goes for the "Evenflow DDT", only to be pushed
away and onto his backside….
All Star lets out a laugh angering
Juice who runs at All Star with his arm out as to do a Clothesline only to be
met with a quick flick of the hands from All Star who sets him up for the
"Star Attraction"( A variation of the "Rock Bottom")
With a huge cheer from the crowd
Juice goes into the air and as All Star sweeps his legs his head hits the canvas
with a thunderous bang, leaving All Star no choice but to go for the pin….
Referee, Crowd, Kave and Bret:
ONE!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All Star rolls away holding his face
as one hand from Juice covers his…..
The referee Helps All Star to his
feet and raises his hand as the ring announcer declares the Winner…….
Announcer: And the WINNER!!!!! By
Pin fall THE ALLLLLLLLLL STARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!