Deathrow 9th September -

Deathrow 9th September

The cameras quickly pan around the Oakland crowd as they all hold up their signs, “Grim Ikons 4 EVA”, “Someone stole my Sign”, “BadGuy is my Dad”, “Azazel 4 Champ”, “Moraless has no Morals”, “Imapler 4 President”… The 4WF sign appears on the mega tron as Guerrila Radio begins to play and the pyros shoot down from the rafters, all down the ramp and back up to the stage as the camera quickly once again pans around the crowd and then ending up at Kave and Bret at the announcing positions.

Kave: Welcome to yet another Deathrow LIVE from the Network Associates Coliseum in Oakland, California.

Bret: And what a Deathrow we have lined up for everyone tonight folks

Kave: That’s right Bret, we have got 6 second round matches here tonight, the second is finally under way.

Bret: Now maybe we will start seeing some real wrestlers, as the seeded wrestlers come into the tournament this round.

Kave: We have got Terminator taking Anarki… Hellfire taking on Smash… Moraless taking on PiroFox.

Bret: We also got Makaveli going against the man who injured his masters of the game and Grim Ikon buddy Apocalypse last week… Dustin Thiesen.

Kave: Azazel is taking on the Bluntman and the final second qualifier sees Hyped Up squaring off against Crusher.

Bret: What a line up that is, but as well as that we also have the HardKore #1 Contender match… the winner will face Highland Barbarian next week for the title… that is All Star taking on the former 4 time HardKore champion, Double D.

Kave: I know, who would have thought, Double D is coming back to the HardKore division after he said he was through with it…

Bret: Ha, Double D is a joke…

Kave: Well what have you ever won… Nothing… Double D is 4 time HardKore champion and Tag Team champion… he said he is coming back to HardKore because the division has been made into a joke… and he wants to bring back some respect to the title.

Bret: Well we also have a Supreme #2 contender Match… the winner of this match tonight between Poet and Carnage will fight whoever is the Supreme Champion after next weeks Deathrow, where Moraless takes on the current Champion, Terminator.

Kave: But the main event tonight Bret, that’s for the Xtreme Title… that’s Jaxx defending against the leader of the Grim Ikons… Impaler…

Bret: Ill tell you what Kave, Impa….

“When we grew up and went to school” music starts to play threw the arena, the fans look at the entranceway, but there is nothing, “Their were certain teachers who would hurt the children in any way they could”, the music suddenly stops as the lights come back to normal and the view pans around the crowd to see if anything happened before coming back to Kave and Bret.

Bret: What the hell was that…

Kave: I have absolutely no idea!!!

Bret: That music just started up out of no where, then stopped…

Kave: It may just have been an error by the sound guys out back…

Bret: Well Bratcher should go fire their asses right now…

Kave: No need to fire em… I think its that new guy that started last week… anyway… forget about the sound guys… lets get back to busines… I got someone screaming down my ear saying our time is up, and its time for the second round to begin.

Bret: I took my ear piece out, haha…

4WF World Championship Tournament - Second Round Matches

Terminator Vs Anarki

Kave: Well up next we have our Supreme Champion, Terminator taking on the newest member to the 4WF Anarki! This is to enter into the third round and be placed with honor and respect and a shot for the 4WF championship!

Bret: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah lets cut to the chase. Anarki is gonna throw 3 stones and the big giant will come crashing down on his ass! Just you wait and see!

Kave: I'm not so sure about that he doesn't carry the 4WF Supreme Championship around for nothing!

Bret: I know he carries it around because he won it because of a girl or something like that!

Gonna Fly Now, from Rocky plays as the fans rise to there feet and shout there cheers as Terminator appears walking down the ramp with his Supreme Title strapped around his waist. The 7 foot 2 monster goes over the top rope into the ring and poses on the turbuckles as the fans go estatic.

Bret: Look at this guy he's so big but so small where it counts!

Kave: And I'm sure you know that!

Bret: I do I do Anarki told me that Terminators girlfriend told him that.

The lights go dark red as "A Place for my Head" by Linkin Park plays through out the arena and a video of Anarki's career highlights and scenes of the American Flag burning comes across the Mega Tron. As the Guitar/Drum Duet in the beginning of the song comes to a close, an explosion at the top of the ramp occurs, and Anarki makes his way out to the ring, very slowly. A chant of boos echoes around the ring as Anarki slides into the ring.

Anarki looks at Terminator as the bell rings and they charge at eachother.   Terminator knocks down Anarki with a close line as Terminator waits for Anarki to get back up. Anarki gets back up and Terminator charges at him again but Anarki drops to his feet sending Terminator face first into the match with a drop toe hold.

Bret: You see he's fast and powerful.

Kave: The match is just starting Bret!

Anarki jumps on the back of Terminator and applies a camal clutch.   Terminator struggles but then lifts up one of his long legs and sets it on the ropes. The reph tells Anarki to get up. Anarki pulls back once more and hops of lifting up Terminator again. Anarki throws Terminator into the turbuckle and charges him jumping up and nailing a shoulder breaker to the gut. Terminator goes down to a knee holding his ribs. Anarki throws a knee into the head of Terminator and Terminator falls on his back clutching his head.

Bret: You see Kave Anarki will just whip ass through the match and then pin him! As simple as pie!

Kave: The match has just begun!

Anarki waits until Terminator gets back on his feet and then charges him with a clothesline but Terminator ducks and Anarki hits the turnbuckle. Anarki turns around only to get hoisted into the air and then dropped face first.   Anarki bounces of the canvus and then lands again. Terminator picks up Anarki only to grab his hair and slam him back down. As the reph is telling Terminator that he can't touch the hair Anarki takes the opportunity to low blow Terminator.

Kave: That was a cheap shot!

Bret: It was fair the reph didn't see a thing!

Anarki jumps onto Terminator and slams his head into the mats with a bulldog. He lifts up Terminator and jolts him in a flip with a snap suplex. Anarki then locks in a head scissors onto the head of Terminator. The reph grabs Terminator's hand and it drops for a 1, it drops a second time for a 2, and as the downfall of the hand Terminator keeps it in the air and begins to lif Anarki off the ground on his shoulders. Anarki tries to punch Terminator's head but it doesn't have any effect. Terminator throws Anarki off his shoulders and sends him face first into the mats with an electric chair drop!!

Kave: I told you Terminator would beat the odds!

Bret: THE MATCH ISN'T OVER!!

Terminator picks up Anarki and throws him into the turnbuckle. Terminator charges anarki but Anarki grabs the reph and throws him in front of him and Terminator rams into him. The reph goes down. Terminator checks on him and Arnarki slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. He slides back in as Terminator gets the reph back around.

Kave: Hey what's he doing with that!

Bret: He's using his oppurtunities!

Anarki cracks the chair onto the back of Terminator and Terminator bends over refusing to fall. Anarki back up and jumps up flipping his legs in his very own Riot Kick! The reph gets up as Terminator goes down to the canvus bouncing back up and turing onto his back. Anarki slides out onto the ring apron. From there he leaps over the top rope does a flip and lands with a leg drop across the throat of Terminator. Anarki apllies a cradle roll up on Terminator and puts his feet on the ropes to apply leverage. The reph counts the..

1...

2.....

3!!!!

Bret: HA!! I TOLD YOU ANARKI WOULD WIN!!!!!!! ANARKI ADVANCES TO THE THIRD ROUND!!!!!

Kave: What a pitful man! He didn't even pin him fairly! How could you call that a win!

Bret: He advances to the third round doesn't he?? That's all that counts!

Terminator gets up in shock that he losts and grabs Anarki. Terminator lifts Anarki off his feet over 10 feet into the air!! He then throws him down and piledrives his head straight into the canvus as his kneck twists and he goes down to the mats in pain. Terminator grabs his title and poses on the turnbuckles as the fans go crazy and Terminator leaves with a broken Anarki in the ring!

Kave: Well Anarki may have one but how will he feel next time he's got to fight after that Eternal Darkness??

Bret: He won and that's all that counts!

Kave: I suppo….

Kave: What the hell…

Bret: There’s that same music again… what the hell is going on?

Kave: I have absolulty no idea what all this is about, but this is the second time tonight it has happened now, and we have only finsihed the first match!!!!

Bret: I am telling you, someone is gonna get fired over this… Once is fine, but twice… that’s just plain stupid…

Hellfire Vs Smash

Kave: I agree with you their though Bret for a change but now the second tournament match of the evening pits Hellfire of the Grim Ikons against Smash of the Outsiders

Bret: So that more or less guarantees a run in of some kind

Kave: Why what do you mean?

Bret: Look at it this way. Grim Ikons heel group. Outsiders face group. Naturally they hate each other so you can'’ honestly believe that this will be a straight one on one match up.

Kave: You have a good point there also what can’t be ignored is the size difference. We know that you can’t count out Smash but he is a foot smaller than Hellfire. I have a feeling we are going to be looking at a David and Goliath style struggle here.

Bret: With one difference.

Kave: Oh really what’s that?

Bret: Goliath is going to tread all over David.

Kave: So you are going with Hellfire then?

Bret: Hell Yeah!….Get it? Hellfire ….Hell Yeah?

Kave: You’re pathetic.

A huge HHOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL fills the arena over the P.A system as the wolf pack theme plays around the arena. Smash appears at the top of the ramp and blue and red pyros explode all around him. He runs down to the ring with the fans cheering. Slides under the bottom rope runs across the ring and climbs on the opposite turnbuckle and poses acknowledging the fans cheering.

Kave: No matter how small he is the crowd does love him and is definitely a fan favourite.

Bret: The fans are fickle they have no eye for real talent.

Kave: Like who?

Bret: Like me of course who else would I be talking about?

The P.A system crackles for a moment before. I am the bulldog by Kid Rock blasts over the arena. The crowds cheers change into boo’s as one of the top heels in the business prepares his entrance. Hellfire comes up on a lift through the Megatron floor with flames either side of him, the flames follow him all the way to the ring, Once he is in the ring he raises his arms and slams them down and the turnbuckles
release flames.

Bret: Whoa you can feel the flames it’s singed eyebrows time for the people in the front row.

Kave: It looks like this match is about to get underway.

In the ring Hellfire and Smash are circling each other the bell goes to signal the beginning of the match. Almost immediately Smash dashes to the ropes and bounces off runs at Hellfire and goes for a spinning heel kick which Hellfire ducks and rolls out of the way of. Smash lands from the kick and rolls a bit as well. Each man is on an opposite side of the ring staring at each other.

Kave: Early agility shown by both competitors there. However that Spinning heel kick looked lethal it’s lucky the Hellfire dodged it.

Bret: He knows what he’s doing don’t worry.

Smash propels himself off the ropes again and dashes at Hellfire. He attempts a cross body block but Hellfire brings his foot up and kicks Smash in the gut.

Kave: Ouch did you hear that?

Smash falls to the floor grasping his stomach. Hellfire smiles and raises his hands to the crowd who reply by booing him. On the floor though Smash has recovered and is waiting for the opportunity.

Bret: Hellfire watch out!!.

Smash lunges forward and shoulder tackles the kneecap of Hellfire from behind. Hellfire falls to the floor clutching his leg.

Kave: He got him down he got Hellfire down.

Smash begins stomping on Hellfire’s now injured leg in order to try and keep him down. He then performs a standing Senton Flip and goes for the cover.

Kickout.

Bret: Did you see that not even a two count Hellfire got out of that with authority.

Kave: Yes but his knee is hurting you can tell.

Both men get to their feet. Hellfire limping slightly. Smash kicks Hellfire in the midsection and dashes to a turnbuckle and climbs to the top. Hellfire approaches the turnbuckle but before he can do anything Smash jumps off and wraps his legs around Hellfire’s head. Hellfire knowing what’s coming uses his arms to stop Smash rolling backwards completing the hurricanrana.

Kave: Whoa Hellfire just caught Smash from the top rope what is he going to do with him.

Hellfire who is still holding Smash above his head screams before throwing down Smash in a powerbomb.

Bret: My god I think the ring actually moved there.

Kave: I agree there Smash landed very heavily on his back then.

Bret: Cover him cover him cover him.

Hellfire kneels down beside Smash but instead of going for the cover he grabs Smash’s ankle and begins to twist it.

Bret: Ankle Lock!!!

Smash begins to writhe around on the mat before reaching the ropes forcing Hellfire to break the hold. Hellfire lets go somewhat reluctantly and kicks the bottom rope in frustration. Hellfire moves to the opposite corner of the ring and begins to size up his opponent. Smash makes his way back to his feet and sees Hellfire dashing at him. Smash leapfrogs Hellfire turns in mid air and drop kicks Hellfire sending him face first into the turnbuckle.

Kave: What a turn around there by Smash I have never seen that done before.

Bret:. …

Kave: What’s the matter nothing to say about that?

Bret: ...

Hellfire falls to the floor and has a dazed expression on his face. Smash walks over to Hellfire and drops to his knees to make the pin, before he can make the pin though Hellfire grins sadistically and grabs Smash around the throat and makes his way to his feet.

Bret: Here we see why Hellfire is regarded so highly in this federation his ability to recover so quickly.

Hellfire now fully to his feet clutching Smash around the neck. The ref is begging Hellfire to let go of Smash. Hellfire glares at the ref and pushes him out of the way. Hellfire hoists up Smash and throws him half way across the ring with a chokehold throw. He goes over to him kneels down and goes for the cover.

1…..

2……

Kickout by Smash.

Kave: That was a close call there for Smash he’s got a lot of fight in him.

Bret: He can’t have that much left surely.

Hellfire slams the mat in frustration and climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Smash to get back to his feet. As Smash does Hellfire jumps and connects with a flying clothesline.

Bret: It’s all over it has to be.

Hellfire stands over Smash grabs his legs and proceeds to put on the sharpshooter. Smash begins to shout out in pain.

Kave: How long can Smash hold on his legs must be in a lot of pain now.

Bret: Just tap Smash save yourself from serious injury.

The ref goes down to see if Smash wants to tap. Smash refuses to and begins to pull himself inch by inch towards the ropes. Hellfire notices this and pulls him back to the centre of the ring. Again though Smash begins to inch towards the ropes and eventually reaches them. Hellfire refuses to break the hold before the referee warns him that he’ll be disqualified. Disgusted Hellfire lets go of Smash’s legs and walks away from him.

Bret: Smash can’t have much left in him now.

Kave: I’m going to have to agree with you he’s been through two very strong submission moves and got out of them both. However Hellfire has had his fair share of damage as well.

Bret: Yes but Hellfire likes the pain he feeds off it.

In the ring Smash is struggling to his feet. Hellfire walks calmly over and goes to throw a punch at Smash who blocks it and gives him a right hand of his own. Hellfire tries to hit Smash again but again it’s blocked and returned. Smash delivers a boot to the midsection before hitting Hellfire with a twist of fate.

Kave: Whoa that came out of nowhere. Where did Smash find that from?

Bret: I don’t know but good resilience from the little man

Smash goes for the cover.

1…

2….

Bret No kick out. Hellfire got his shoulder up just in time

Kave: It looks like Smash is going to try and finish him from the sky.

Smash climbs to the top turnbuckle and throws himself at Hellfire who by now has got to his feet. Hellfire catches Smash in mid-air before hitting him with the military slam

Kave: Military Slam almost out of no-where it’s all over.

Hellfire drops to his knees and pins Smash.

1….

2…..

3!!!!

Bret: Hellfire wins. He’s through to the third round of the title tournament with little effort.

Kave: What do you mean little effort? Smash took him all the way.

Bret: Hellfire was just toying with him.

Kave: Oh really? And what happened to your theory of run ins from both the Outsiders and the Grim Ikons.

Bret: Hellfire didn’t need them. Anyway what does this all matter now Hellfire is through to the third round. Let’s go to a commercial.

***Commercial Break***

Moraless Vs PiroFox

OK Folks, this match has not got to me yet, but i cannot delay Deathrow any longer. I will be chasing the writer up and getting this match off him, however i will tell you the winner... It was Moraless... he advances to the third Round of the World Championship Tournament.

Dustin Thiesen Vs Makaveli

Kave: We are ready for what I consider a very heated bout in the second round of the World Title tourney! Both men have ill feelings for each other.

Bret: Why should Dustin have any ill feelings towards Makaveli?

Kave: C'mon Bret, Dustin was left out of that new stable the Grim Ikonz. Anyone could see why Thiesan would resent that fact.

Bret: Since when does being left out of a group equal injuring one of your close friends? Dustin is in for a severe beating tonight.

The arena darkens, and the hummer is shown on the Megatron followed by "Ballad of a Dead Soulja". Makaveli is shown standing at the entrance in his jeans and Grim Ikonz shirt. Fans begin to shout obscenities at The Don as he walks to the ring.

Kave: The crowd giving Killuminati their thoughts on the matter.

Makaveli shoots them the bird as he enters the ring and green mist begins to pour from under the ring.

Bret: Nice rebuttal by Makaveli.

Killuminati's song shifts into "Damn It Feels Good To Be a Gangsta". Dustin gets a reasonable reaction from the crowd, as he enters with his black leather pants. Makaveli slides under the ropes and begins to jog towards Dustin.

Bret: Look at the determination of Makaveli! I admire that in a wrestler…

Kave: And the two meet halfway! Both men are going at it like animals.

Thiesan begins to get the upper hand as he shoots a few rights into the head of The Don. Makaveli staggers back towards the ring, and Dustin uses this fact to push Makaveli straight into the steel steps!

Kave: The sound of flesh hitting steel echoes through the building.

Bret: Ooh, I love it!

Dustin rolls his opponent back into the ring. Thiesan begins to stomp on the body of Makaveli, but The Don catches his foot and trips him to the mat.

Kave: Both men to their feet, and Killuminati places a foot to the gut of Dustin. Thiesan into the ropes…

Bret: Beautiful clothesline from hell!

Dustin flips onto his belly from the impact and instead of going for the cover Makaveli gets on top of Thiesan and begins to hammer him.

Kave: This could be a HUGE mistake for the Grim Ikon here.

Bret: Don't you understand? Makaveli won't be happy with a simple pinfall, he wants revenge!

Makaveli struts around the ring, playing to the crowd, and then delivers huge dropkick to the face of Dustin. Killuminati picks Dustin up slowly and then launches the former Impact Ikon through the ropes to the outside.

Kave: Dustin takes a nasty landing there. It looks as if his ankle took the brunt of the fall there.

Bret: Jump on him Makaveli!

Killuminati stalks around ringside and laughs at Dustin as he tries to stand up. Makaveli just taps Dustin's ankle and Thiesan immediately collapses to the protective mats.

Kave: He's just toying with Dustin!

Bret: What's wrong with that…look he's helping Dustin into the ring. What a competitor!

Makaveli pulls Dustin up hits the Dominator!

Kave: What a move from the man that ran over The Bad Guy! He covers…1…2…

Bret: What? Why, Makaveli, why?

Killuminati pulls Dustin up from the cover and signals for the ankle lock!

Bret: Ah that's why.

Makaveli takes too much time, though, and is surprised with a quick small package!

Kave: 1! 2! NO, Makaveli was able to squeeze out. And look at his face, he can't believe Dustin was able to pull that off.

Dustin hobble up and catches Killuminati with an arm drag, and then a hip toss. Thiesan shoots a knee into the stomach of The Don.

Kave: Thiesan looking for the Hangman's DDT!

Makaveli finds some energy, though, and runs to the corner plowing Dustin's 230 pound frame into the turnbuckles.

Bret: Ah, but Killuminati is too smart; he's using his brain!

The Don fires and overhand chop down onto the bare chest of Dustin.

Bret and Crowd: WHOO!

Kave: Bret, can't we act professional here?

Bret: WHOO!

Thiesan returns with a right and bounces out of the corner on one foot, staying on top of his opponent. Dustin backs Makaveli to the opposite corner and gives him a knife edge chop to a big pop!

Bret: He doesn't deserve a WHOO!

The Don stumbles out of the corner and Dustin plants him with a fisherman's suplex!

Kave: 1!

Kave: 2!

Bret: KICKOUT!

Makaveli is able to get the shoulder up as some fans give an "Aw, shucks" look.

Kave: It looks like Dustin is starting to shrug the pain of his ankle off.

Bret: This isn't a good sign at all.

Thiesan picks up Killuminati and hits a Northern Lights suplex!

Kave: This has to be it!

Bret: PLEASE NO!

The referee's hand hits once…

…twice…

and Makaveli's shoulder raises!

Bret: This just goes to show us to not hatch our eggs before they are laid.

Thiesan can't believe it and sets up for the superkick with his good foot. Makaveli slowly rises to a vertical base and Dustin explodes at him with the move…

Kave: It was blocked!

Makaveli catches Dustin's good foot and kicks his bad ankle out from under him.

Kave: The pain that Dustin must be going through is unbelievable!

Thiesan clutches at his foot and Makaveli hooks on the Seven Day Theory!

Bret: IT'S OVER! IT HAS TO BE!

Kave: You talk about determination? LOOK AT DUSTIN RIGHT NOW!

Thiesan slowly pulls himself towards the ropes. Inch by inch the fans get louder as they chant "Dus-tin, Dus-tin".

Kave: The Natural One is almost there!

Bret: It's because of these damned fans! Makaveli can't concentrate.

Dustin reaches for the bottom rope, as Killuminati shakes his head no.

Kave: HE HAS IT!

The crowd lets out a collective sigh. Makaveli argues with the ref.

Bret: But look, Thiesan still can't get up! It's all for nothing, Makaveli will win anyway!

Killuminati picks up Thiesan.

Kave: THE HELLRAZOR!

Bret: 1!

Kave: 2!

Kave and Bret: 3!

"Ballad of a Dead Soulja" blasts over the PA, but Makaveli isn't done!

Kave: Oh, come on!

The Don hooks on the Seven Day Theory mid ring to an arena of boos!

Bret: He's making an example of Thiesan. You don't mess with the Grim Ikonz!

The fans begin throwing trash into the ring, but Makaveli doesn't care. The ref tries to pull Killuminati off of Thiesan, but the damage has already been done.

Kave: Can you hear the crack of bone? This is sickening!

Bret: What about last week? You didn't seem to care then…

Kave: But the match is over.

Makaveli lets go, but Dustin has passed out from the pain. Security runs down to the ring to help the injured wrestler and clear the ring of debris.

Makaveli stares evilly at the limp body of Thiesan, as the constant bell ringing signals the end of the match.

Kave: Makaveli moves on to the second round, but I don't have words that describe him right now…

Bret: We can start with "victorious".

Kave: Yes but Distin Thiesen looks really injured here Bret…

Bret: That will teach him wont it… HAHA

***Commercial Break***

Azazel Vs Bluntman

Kave: Welcome back to 4WF Deathrow!

Bret: Yeah Folks, we've just seen a terrific match between The Terminator and Anarki and now we've got Azazel versus Bluntman.

Kave: Lavinia who is also in the second round of course accompanies Azazel to ringside and that could be a big factor in the outcome of this match-up.

Bret: Well, if Lavinia isn't gonna be able to interfere she can sit on my knee.

Kave: uh! Bret. Grow up for gawd's sake.

Bret: Admit it Kave. You'd love for Lavinia to sit on your knee.

Kave: Erm.. ah…well….ye….na….oh Bret, just shut up!

Bret: Kave fancies Lavinia, Kave fancies Lavinia!

Kave: Grow up Bret.

Bret: Yeah, whatever Kave, but here comes Bluntman.

Batman's music hits and the crowd let out a fairly loud pop for the man who
rips off Batman.

Bret: BOOOOOO! BOOOOOOO!

Kave: Ha! Ha! Ha! Here comes Bluntman!

Bluntman throws off his cape and runs into the ring before ripping off the batman shirt and throwing in into the crowd.

Jordan: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is the Second Round of the 4WF World Title Tourney and is scheduled for one fall, weighing in at 212 lbs from, erm… Gotham City, BLUNTMAN!

The crowd again let out a fairly loud pop.

Eerie music plays over the P.A. system and a voice comes over the P.A. The voice belongs to Azazel and he tells Bluntman that his days are numbered. Then pyros explode and the crowd is seperated into cheers and boos as Azazel and Lavinia walk out onto the stage.

Jordan: Ladies and Gentlemen, making his way down the ramp, weighing in at 230 lbs, from Brooklyn, New York, being accompanied by Lavinia, AZAZEL!

Bluntman points to Lavinia and then points to the back.

Bret: Looks like Bluntman isn't happy with Lavinia being at rinside.

Kave: Well, I don't blame him, she is one tough bitch.

Bret: Where's she going?

Kave: She's coming to join us!

Bluntman follows Lavinia's path around the ring and turns around and looks at her but Azazel sneaks up behing him and punches him in the back of the head, making him stagger forward, which Azazel capitalizes on and slams his head into the turnbuckle five times before the referee forces him to stop.

Lavinia: Hi boys!

Bret: HI….LAV…LAVINIA!

Kave: Hi Lavinia, don't mind Bret, what brings you to join us?

Lavinia: You're inresistable sex appeal Kave.

Bret: No, he means seriously.

Lavinia: What do you think jackass? To watch my fvcking man, that's what.

Kave: Sorry Lavinia. OH! What a dropkick by Azazel.

Azazel, who by now is showboating to the fans, DDT's Bluntman into the canvass and points to the turnbuckle, making some of the fans boo and some cheer while the rest don't know who to cheer for. Azazel stands on top of the turnbuckle and then crouches and jumps, going for the Five star flog splash.

Lavinia: OW!

Bret: Bluntman got his legs up damn it.

Kave: That's gotta hurt but great tactical awareness by the Bluntman.

Lavinia: Shut up Kave. That was luck.

Kave: Mmmm…Whatever.

Both men lie motionless on the canvass as the referee starts to count.

1

1……

Kave: Do you believe it? Azazel and Bluntman only just made it up in time.

Azazel and Bluntman exchange hard right hands in the centre of the ring until
Bluntman gets the upper hand and gets and DDT on Azazel and makes the quick
cover.

1

Lavinia: Kick out Az!

Thr….

Bret: That was to close for comfort.

Kave: Bluntman almost had it there.

Lavina: We're not blind jackass.

Bluntman keeps the pressure on Azazel by putting two German Suplexes on him and stomping on his chest, sending it bright red.

Kave: Bluntman on top here.

Bret: Well…derrrr!

Lavinia: Just shut up both of you. Aza's gonna win this, I can feel it!

Lavinia smiles sadisticly.

Kave: You wouldn't would you Lavinia?

Lavinia: Do what?

Bluntman waves to the crowd but is met by a boot to mid section and a facecrusher from Azazel who imediately locks in the sleeper hold.

Lavinia: He's gotta have it won here.

Bret: COVER! ONE!

Azazel changes from the Sleeper hold into a hook of the right leg. Kave: Two!

Lavinia: Here it is, THR…

Kave: Wow! He kicked Out!

Lavinia: WOW! That is so not amazing.

Kave: What's this?

Bret: What does it look like?

Lavinia: Powerbomb.

Azazel lifts up Bluntman who in an amazing display of agility hurricanrana's him into the canvass.

Kave: Great agility!

Bret: He's going up top Lavinia.

Lavinia: Are you as bad as Kave? I can see you know.

Kave: Moonsault! It's over!

Bluntman instead of going for the cover and goes back up to the top of the turnbuckle and does another moonsault, again hitting the target.

Kave: He's got to cover him.

Again Bluntman doesn't go for the cover but runs around the ring with his arms outstretched and Lionsaults off the rope but he's wasted to much time and Azazel moves out of the way and quickly covers Bluntman.

Kave: one, two, kickout on two!

Bret: Another cover.

Lavinia: One, two, Three! He's won, great!

Kave: No! Foot on the ropes, foot on the ropes!

Bret: Damn.

Azazel can't believe it but quickly goes for Insomnia but Bluntman knocks him face first out of the ring.

Lavinia: excuse me.

The Referee rushes out of the ring to check on Azazel while Lavinia folds up the chair that she's sitting on and slides into the ring. The crowd cheer and Bluntman turns around to see what's going on and is met by three repeated chair shots to his skull.

Kave: Damn! Damn that Lavinia!

Bret: Brilliant! Brilliant!

Lavinia slides out of the ring leaving Bluntman lying there motionless, busted open and he drops her chair before rushing to Azazel and sliding him back into the ring.

Kave: Azazel makes the cover!

Bret: Yay!

1

Kave: What a sad way to win.

Bret: What a great way to win!

Jordan: Here is your winner, Azazel!

The crowd boo slightly as Azazel is helped out of the ring and to the back by Lavinia while E.M.T.'s rush to Bluntman.

Kave: Okay folks, Azazel is through to the next round, and now we are ready to shoot straight to our next match.

Bret: What the hell is this!!!!

Kave: I have no idea, it has played a few times now… It seems like noone knows what is going on…

Bret: I think some one should go have some serious words with that pissing sound man… I know he is new like, but this is ridiculous…

Kave: It might not be him remmeber, that was only a little suggestion.

Bret: I don’t care, someones ass is going to get fired over this shit.

Hyped Up Vs Crusher

Kave: well you are such GOOOD friend with Bratcher, you can go sort it out, and it is time for some Second Round action as Hyped Uptakes on the Crusher!

Bret: Your just jelous.

Kave: oh shut up...now it is time to see one-half of the Tag-Team Champions take on a former 4AW Wrestler.

The arena lights fade out as a blue strobe light effect makes the whole arena flicker as "ONE STEP CLOSER" by Linken Park blares over the P.A. System sending the capacity crowd wild… Suddenly with two large explosions the strobe lighting stops and over the Megatron Hyped Up’s face appears with his name and then so does Sky’s before his actual video plays showing his past fights and scenes in the 4WF… With another two loud bangs two rockets screech through the air and into the rafters which lights up three spotlights which shine down to the top of the ramp where Hyped Up is stood. The crowd cheers despite the absence of Sky.

Kave: And what an ovation for Hyped Up! With Sky out with an injury, he still is more radiant than ever!

Bret: THANK YOU KAVE!

Kave: What is this, OH MY GOD!

As Hyped makes his way down the ramp, Crusher hops over the barier and delivers an elbow to the back of the head, which sends his flying forward. Hyped gains leverage by getting ahold of the Ring Apron, but Crusher flys back with a clothesline, which sends Hyped to the floor. The referee slides out of the ring and tells him to lay off. Crusher rolls in the ring and leans against the turnbuckle. Hyped slowly crawls to his feet and rolls in the ring. As soon as the bell rings, Crusher runs and stomps Hyped in the side. He picks Hyped up slowly, and gives him a chop accross the chest. As Hyped whithers in pain, he backs against the ring ropes. Crusher pushes him further, and sends him to the other side. He goes for another clothesline, but Hyped ducks. Hyped flys at Crusher and nails a Neckbreaker. Crusher gets to his feet quickly, to be met with Hyped Up's boots from a drop kick, which sends Crusher rolling out of the ring. Crusher grabs the bottom rope and pulls him self up, but gets a Baseball Slide to the Face from Hyped, which sends him to the baracade.

Bret: ILLEGAL!!!!

Kave: Shut up Bret!

Hyped rolls Crusher back in the ring, and follows. Crusher gets to his feet, and he and Hyped exchange puches, but Crusher gets the upper hand. He slams Hyped down, then delivers an Elbow Drop. Crusher goes for another, and nails it. Crusjer gets up yet again and goes for another, but Hyped rolls out of the way at the last second.

Kave: Hyped Up getting the upper hand here.

Bret: Crusher's timing was off!

Kave: Can you stop kissing people's asses for a couple seconds?

Bret: I think you know the answer to that.

Hyped stands up and delivers a leg sweep on Crusher. He rins to the ropes and nials a splash.

1

THR.... KICK OUT!!!!!

Crusher gets to his feet and lays Hyped on the canvas with a forearm. Crusher picks Hyped to his feet and delivers a devestating suplex. As Hyped whithers in pain on the floor, Crusher signals something to the backstage area.

Kave: What is he doing???

Bret: IT IS TERMINATOR!!!!

Terminator steps out of the curtains and begins walking down the ramp, holding his Supreme Title. As Terminator steps on the apron, Crusher picks Hyped up and holds his arms behind his neck.

Kave: No, Terminator is going to hit him with the Supreme Title!!!

As Crusher holds Hyped Up in position, Terminator holds his Supreme Title up high. Before the Title connects, Hypped Up breaks the hold and the Gold comes crashing accross the skull of Crusher, sending him to the ground. Hyped kicks Terminator in the throat which sends him to the ground. As Crusher stumbles to his feet, Hyped Up picks him up over his head and delivers the.....

Kave: COOL DOWN!!!!! It's over, folks!!!

The referee makes the count....

1

HYPED UP WINS!!!!

Kave: Yes! Hyped Up is advancing to the Third Round!!!!!!

Bret: Dammit! Well, I hope Terminator is OK for his match!!!

Kave: I thought you wanted Anarki to win?

Bret: Well, it wouldn't be a fair fight!!!!

Kave: Whatever. We will be right back, folks!

***Commercial Break***

Kave: Welcome back from the commercials…That’s the Tournament matches over with Bret, and what a night it has been so far… we have seen Dustin Thiesen get injured at the hands of Makaveli the Don…

Bret: Makaveli got his revenge on Dustin Thiesen for injuring Apocalypse last week… HAHA

Kave: Fine, but its never good to see anyone get injured in this business…

Bret: Well we are about ready for the HardKore #1 Contender match now…

Kave: That’s right Bret…

Guerrilla Radio starts to echo through the arena as out onto the stage steps the 4WF Executive with a clip board in one hand and a microphone in his other, as he heads down the ramp towards the ring.

Kave: I guess we are not ready for the HardKore contender match… the 4Wf Executive obviously has something to say.

Bret: This guy always has bad news, you know its gonna be nothing good…

The executive climbs the steel steps and steps into the centre of the squared circle and raises the mic to his lips and prepares to speak.

Exec: “Sorry for the disturbance in tonight’s line up folks, I will try to make this as quick as possible… I am out here tonight to inform you about changes that are being made to next weeks tournament places. Next week Apocalypse is scheduled to be fighting in the final batch of second round matches… However because of what happened last week when Dustin Thiesen injured Apocalypse, HE has left the 4WF and is therefore not able to compete in the tournament. So therefore, in his place will be the wrestler that was signed by Mark Hossack before he resigned as 4WF Commissioner, Shannon Storm.”

Bret: What!!!!

Kave: Shannon Storm is replacing Apocalypse in the World Title Tournament!!!

Bret: I heard it you idiot, but I cant believe it!!!

Exec: “This is not the only change up to the schedule however… Because The Mystery Man Chris Michaels has been and is still in England, he also will not be able to compete in the 4WF World Title Tournament. For this reason we have replaced Chris Michaels with the wrestler known as ‘Storm’… This is all I came out here to say… Thank Y…”

“When we grew up and went to school” music starts to play threw the arena, the fans look at the entranceway as does the 4WF Executive, but there is nothing, “Their were certain teachers who would hurt the children in any way they could”, the music suddenly stops as the lights come back to normal and the view pans around the crowd to see if anything happened before coming back to the 4Wf Executive in the ring.

The Executive stares up at the MegaTron not knowing what just happened, and he leaves the ring, still looking wary of the strange music that has been playing throughout the night.

Bret: What the hell is it with this music… This has gone beyond a mistake of the sound man…

Kave: I have no idea, but its starting to send shivers down my spine now… I mean Once or twice can be put down to the sound man… but come on… if this is the soundman’s idea of a joke… I can see a law suit coming on!!!

Bret: But what about the Executives news… Storm is replacing Chris Michaels in the Tournament, and Shannon Storm is replacing Apocalypse.

Kave: I know… What great news!!!! The tournament is heating up again!!!

Bret: Oh shut up Kave!!!

HardKore Title #1 Contender Match

Double D Vs All Star

I have tried to wait for this match to arrive... and it should arrive shortly, however i am tired and need to put up Deathrow... So please check back later for this match, but the winner and #1 Contender is Double D.

Supreme Title #2 Contender Match

Poet Vs Carnage

Kave- It's been a great night so far and the next two matches are scheduled to feature two New Breed members.

Bret- Yeah watch me jump for joy at the thought of that.

Kave- I know you don't like Jaxx but at least you've got Impaler to look forward to.

Bret- Yeah I'll be happy to see Impaler smack that annoying grin off Jaxx's face. I'd do it myself but I'm not part of the roster.

Kave says something under his breath as Bret looks at him.

Bret- What did you say? That was an insult wasn't it? I'm not an idiot I know that was an insult.

Kave- You're right Bret it was an insult.

Bret- .well what did you say?

Kave- I guess it's almost time to get this match underway.

Bret- Hey don't ignore me! What did you say! I demand to know!

Kave- Yep Tony Jordan is in the ring, the Supreme contendership match is ready to begin.

Bret continues badgering Kave for an answer as the lights go black and 'Devil's Night' blasts out. The stage finds itself being lit up by several bright spotlights as Poet emerges into the flood of light, the only person viewable in the arena. He makes his way towards the ring as the lights restore to their former brightness and illuminate the arena again.

Bret- Was that you touching my leg there when the lights went out?

Kave- What?! No! I'd never.

Bret- Ha ha, just kidding, don't get so upset.

Poet slides into the ring, the smaller of the two combatants but equally as eager to get the match underway. He loosens himself up in the corner as his music dies away only to be replaced by 'For Whom The Bells Toll'. A huge orange pyro shoots out from the stage and explodes high above the ring. The explosion sets off four pyros at each side of the ring, shooting high into the air and exploding, lighting the crowd up with an orange glow.

The crowd look up to the stage to see Carnage standing there.

Kave- This was a strange matchup. we seen Jaxx issue a challenge to Impaler for the Xtreme Title only to be accepted by Poet. Jaxx accepted Poet's challenge and agreed he could participate in the match but it was then that Carnage stepped in and offered to 'take Poet off his hands'.

Bret- Which he did. I think I'd rather have seen Jaxx be beaten up by both Poet and Impaler though but a single beating will have to do.

Kave- What about this match though? It was scheduled to be a Supreme Number one contendership match but we already have one- Moraless. Moraless brought this up mid week and I believe the winner of this match will face the winner of Terminator and Moraless's match for the title. So if Terminator keeps his title he can look forward to another battle against either Poet or Carnage, likewise for Moraless if he beats Terminator.

Bret- Complicated.

Kave- It is indeed but back to the ring, Carnage is ready to start.

Carnage has reached the ring nd his entrance music has stopped. Poet eyes him up from the other side of the ring asthey stroll into the center, Carnage standing four inches taller. The bell hits and the pair instantly lock up and begin struggling around the ring.

Poet lands a boot into Carnage's gut and the grapple is broken. Poet instantly follows up with a Russian Leg Sweep and smashes Carnage's head hard off the canvas.

Kave- Ooh that one'll keep him down for a while.

Carnage rolls to a corner of the ring holding the back of his head as Poet follows him over and begins laying into him with kicks and stomps, keeping him in the corner. He picks him up and whips him into the opposite turnbuckle then tries to follow up with a shoulder charge but Carnage sidesteps it and swings Poet around to face him, nailing him with a head butt.

Poet falls back into the turnbuckle holding his forehead but is whipped into the ropes and nailed with a Clothesline one the follow up. Carnage drops to him with an Elbow Drop and instantly follows up with an Armbar. Poet swings his free hand around in pain trying to break the hold but can't reach Carnage.

Kave- Carnage has turned this match right around now!

The ref kneels beside Poet, watching closely to see if he taps but he refuses and continues to try and break the hold. Carnage tightens it as Poet stretches out towards the ropes. The crowd are on their feet cheering for him to reach the ropes as Carnage tries to haul him back. As he tries to pull him from reaching the ropes Poet manages to free himself from the hold and roll to safety outside the ring.

Bret- I think Poet was trying to make Carnage pull him back so he could get into a position where he could break the hold, and it worked.

Kave- Well Carnage seems to be giving him an opportunity to recover here and the ref's just starting the count.

Poet rests on the barriers at ringside, rubbing his left arm, still in pain from the Armbar. Carnage becomes impatient and slides outside the ring with him. As soon as his feet touch the mats Poet leaps forward at him and beats into him with a flurry of heavy punches.

Kave- Poet definitely caught Carnage off guard with that one!

Carnage finally manages to duck out of the way of Poet's attack and rolls back into the ring. Poet slides in straight after him and tries to stomp on Carnage but has his legs swept away from him by Carnage's arm. Carnage gets to his feet and stumbles a little as he walks over to Poet. He pulls Poet to his feet and gives him a huge Suplex. Poet hits the canvas hard and lays still as Carnage begins climbing the turnbuckle.

Bret- Now where does he think he's going?

Kave- Carnage never did strike me as the high flying type.

Carnage looks unsteady as he turns to face Poet. He steadies himself then launches off looking to land a huge Cross Body on Poet but only tastes canvas. Poet rolls to safety just in time and pulls himself up with the ropes. Carnage grabs onto the ropes looking to pull himself up but Poet grabs his feet and yanks him backwards, lifting him off the canvas and letting him crash back down again.

Kave- That's twice in a row Carnage's body's had to crash into the canvas.

Bret- Yeah but the first time was from the top rope, there's a subtle difference.

Poet sets Carnage up so he's lying half on the middle rope ready for a Bossman Attack. Poet steps back to the opposite ropes then sprints forward. Just as Poet is jumping Carnage falls back and lies flat on his back away from the ropes. Poet sees this just in time and manages to turn it into a Springboard Moonsault landing perfectly across Carnage.

Kave- Excellent improvisation by Poet! He's really putting on quite a show.

Bret- Yeah and I'm sure Carange is happy, he's got front row tickets!

Poet falls and makes the cover on Carnage. The ref gets down and starts the count.

ONE.

TWO.

KICKOUT!

Kave- Carnage Kicked Out!!

Bret- Yeah I noticed.

Carnage springs to his feet, now furious and ignoring the pain. Poet ducks a Clothesline but Carnage turns it into a lightning quick DDT.

Kave- wow. he really is pissed.

Bret- You think?

Kave- Now he's trying to get Poet into a Sharpshooter by the looks of it.

Poet struggles enough to stop Carnage applying the move and gets back to his feet. Both superstars begin circling around the ring, staring deep into each other but neither attacking. At the exact same time both then charge at each other. Poet slides through Carnage's legs as he lunges forward and springs up behind him with a Dropkick to the back of the head. Carnage stumbles forward then spins around to receive a punch to the forehead followed by another which he ducks. He springs forward Spearing Poet to the canvas then pulls his leg back for the cover.

Kave- This could be it.

ONE.

TWO.

KICKOUT!

Poet powers out of the pin and instantly gets to his feet and hits a Neckbreaker on Carnage as he stands.

Kave- Well the advanatge has changed hands again.

Bret- Nice Leg Drop by Poet.

Carnage catches Poet's leg full across his chest and tries to get up but can't as Poet stomps him back down. Poet lifts him and whips him into the far turnbuckle, then the opposite, then the opposite.

Bret- Poet's now whipping Carnage back and forth from these two opposing turnbuckles

Kave- And no doubt driving the wind right out of him.

Poet slams him into another turnbuckle then goes for another but Carnage manages to find enough energy to reverse Poet into the corner himself. Poet hits hard and stumbles out and Carnage hits an Inverted DDT on him. Poet lays on the mat as an exhausted Carnage falls down beside him. Carnage begins moving first and gets back to his feet, still a little dazed.

Poet then begins moving his hands to his head, painful from the DDT. Carnage stumbles over and makes a cover on him. The ref slides down and makes the count.

ONE.

TWO.

THREE!!!!

Kave- It's over! Carange is the winner!!

Bret- NO he's not! ROPEBREAK!

The ref points out Poet's foot resting on the bottom rope to Carnage, angering him more. Carnage gets up and pulls Poet up with him, pulling him over his shoulder and stretching him around the back of his head in a Torture Rack. Poet screams out as Carnage tries to tear him apart.

Kave- The torture rack will have Poet out in no time!

The ref watches closely as Carange continues to stretch Poet.

Bret- Hey Kave. you think this is Carnage inviting Poet to join New Breed? Like when they tortured Jace to join? .Kave? You have no sense of humor.

Kave- I do. but that wasn't funny.

Poet clenches his fists tightly in pain and swings them around wildly hoping to hit Carnage. A sick smile creeps across Carnage's face as he lets Poet go and leaves him to crash to the canvas. Carnage wastes no time and picks Poet up again, wrapping him up in an Abdominal Stretch.

Kave- Now an Abdominal Stretch! This'll hurt the exact same areas as the Torture Rack had!

Bret- Let's just hope Poet can bear through it.

Carnage continues to smile as he keeps the stretch locked in.

Kave- He seems to be enjoying this a little too much.

Carnage eventually releases Poet and drags him over to the ropes. He hoists him up so he's sitting on the top turnbuckle then grabs his legs.

Bret- What the hell's he doing?

Kave- He's. I think he's going for a Powerbomb. no! He's just driven Poet's body almost through the canvas!

The replay plays to show Carnage wrapping his arms around Poet's legs then falling back to the canvas, pulling Poet from the top rope and face first at speed into the canvas.

Bret- That's gotta hurt like hell.

Kave- I think that's what Carnage had in mind. here comes the cover.

ONE.

TWO.

Kave- HE KICKED OUT!

Bret- UNBELIEVABLE!

Kave- Where did he get the strength to kick out?

Bret- Carnage isn't happy at all, he's making another cover.

Kave- Poet kicks out before it's even a one count!!!!

Poet gets to his feet and ducks a clothesline from the furious Carnage then hits a German Suplex on him. Carnage is too angry to feel the pain and gets straight back up but poet gives him a Snapmare. Carnage still refuses to stay down and gets to his feet ready to attack Poet again

Kave- I think Carnage has decided not to feel any more pain.

Bret- That's handy.

Carnage charges full speed at Poet going for a Spear. He dives into him but Poet counters the move and turns it into a DDT.

Bret- Now that's gotta keep him down!

Kave- It hasn't!!

Carnage is fuming as he gets to his feet. His eyes are burning a hole right through Poet as the two lock eyes.

Bret- I think Poet's gonna need a nuclear warhead to stop Carnage. he seems to be getting angrier every time he's hit.

Kave- Unfortunately for Poet that may be right.

Carange seems a little dazed as he stands in the ring. They both begin circling again then meet in the middle, locking up in a grapple. Poet comes out on top and hooks Carnage's arms behind his back.

Bret- He looks like he's setting him up for something.

Poet then hoists Carnage up in the air by his arms and hits a huge Underhook Backbreaker Drop on him. Poet then pulls Carnage to the ropes in his dazed state.

Bret- Well that seems to have shut up Carnage!

Poet pulls Carnage up to the top rope with him and sets him on is shoulders.

Kave- POETRY IN MOTION!!!!!!!

Bret- Which can only mean one thing!!!

Kave- POETIC JUSTICE!!!!!!!

Bret- Would you stop shouting!

Kave- Poet's just hit Carnage with his entire arsenal! And here comes the cover!

ONE.

TWO.

THREE!!!!!!

Bret- It's OVER!

Kave- And poet is tonights winner!

Bret- This means Poet is due a title shot against the winner of Moraless and Terminator's match!

Kave- What a match it's been and what a performance by both wrestlers. Wait a minute Carnage is back up.

Carnage gets to his feet as Poet is celebrating on the turnbuckle. Carnage grabs Poet's back and Gorilla Press Slams him into the canvas then climbs out through the ropes and backs off down the ring looking extremely pissed.

***Commercial Break***

Xtreme Championship Match

Jaxx(c) Vs Impaler

‘El Cu Cuy’ plays out and the monster that is Jaxx storms out onto the stage accompanied by Jet and 4WF Chairman Jeremy Bratcher. The spotlights fly wildly around the arena as he stands his huge arms folded across his chest. His head up and his eyes looking down on the crowd as if they are unworthy of his presence. After staying on top of the stage for an uncomfortably long period of time which has the crowd feeling slightly off before he finally steps forward throwing his arms up in the air to a chorus of boos and jeers. He stomps on down the ramp with Jet clapping behind him and Bratcher walking quiet far behind so as to stay out of the Man Mountains spotlight.

Bret - Is he getting bigger.

Kave - probably his ego certainly is.

Bret - Theirs our illustrious leader Jeremy Bratcher, what a figure head he is for the 4WF a real role model.

Kave - With him as a role model who needs Hitler

Jaxx steps right up onto the apron and then in one more huge step he goes right over the top rope and throws up his arms as the crowd load up- their hands and fire in a barrage of drinks cartoons and sweet papers bounce off his huge body. Jet walks up the steps and stands outside the ropes as Bratcher follows her but steps right through over the middle rope and into the ring next to Jaxx. Jet gets angry on the outside of the ropes and struggles in under the middle rope her tight, short and black skirt severely affecting her freedom of movement.

Tony Jordan - In the ring now the Current 4WF Xtreme Champion, weighing in at a massive 385 pounds and standing tall at seven foot and six inches, he is El Cu Cuy, he is a New Breed of Superstar, he is Jaxx!!!!!!!!

Jaxx snatches the mic from Jordan who scarpers to the outside as Jaxx stands holding the mic high in the air as the crowd again throw all their garbage at the big Xtreme Champion.

Bret - this is can live without I really don’t want to listen to this over grown lump.

Kave - Why can’t take the hint. No-one wants to listen so shut up.

Jaxx - This is Main Event time so only one man can be in it me! The Xtreme Champion tonight and forever will always be Jaxx. Tonight my opponent is Impaler, a winging, bitching little pain in the arse who must realise..

From behind Impaler has slid into the ring and grabs the big man around the waist and pulls back for a German Suplex but can’t even get the huge Jaxx up off his feet and Jaxx throws an elbow back to break Impaler off and turns around to face The Grim Ikon who has slid back out of the ring. Jaxx throws the mic out after Impaler who ducks and points in it Jaxx angrily.

Bret - Thank you Impaler.

Kave - Never thought I’d agree with you twice in five minutes, just goes to show I suppose.

Impaler slowly re-enters the ring as Jet and Bratcher leave and he and Jaxx stand at opposite corners their eyes locked on each other as the bell goes to officially start the match up. The pair slowly move in next to each other and lock up in a grapple and Jaxx uses his height to push Impaler back towards his corner again but the Ikon uses his resourcefulness and goes low on Jaxx by kicking him swiftly in the groin.

Bret - Beautiful move by Impaler.

Kave - Thats illegal, he should be DQ’ed already.

Bret - for what a kick to the inside of the thigh

Kave - Whatever.

Impaler grabs the doubled over big man and hits a smooth DDT that sends Jaxx’s head crashing hard into the ground. Impaler gets up and starts stomping away on Jaxx and drops down for the quick cover.

Kick out!!!!!

Jaxx rolls himself to the outside but Impaler goes after him and climbs out onto the apron and jumps off with a double axe handle onto Jaxx and follows it up with a couple of hard rights and an Irish whip into the steel steps. Jaxx hits off the top step and is lying in the aisle way and struggles up onto one knee. Impaler climbs up onto the guard rail across from him and jumps down with another double axe handle onto his back.

Kave - Impaler is realy taking to Jaxx’s back.

Bret - Yeah its a good sustained attack.

Kave - If Impaler can take out Jaxx’s back then Jaxx won’t be able to do any of the power moves he prides himself on.

Bret - Looks we have a new Xtreme Champion.

Jeremy Bratcher sits down next to Kave and Bret in the commentary position. Impaler is hooking up Jaxx in a Russian leg sweep and slams Jaxx back into the guard rail. Impaler rolls into the ring to stop the ten count and starts climbing to the top rope. Jaxx slowly gets up with the aid of jet and rolls back in under the bottom rope and pulls himself up to his feet only to catch a missile dropkick in the back from Impaler off the top rope.

Bratcher - If the ref had called the low blow earlier and stopped Impaler attacking before the bell then this would never be happening.

Kave - Its a solid argument Bret doesn't see anything wrong with that.

Bret - Hey I’ll voice my own opinions Mr Quinn, I happen to think our Chairman is right.

Kave - Of course you do.

Impaler grabs a hold of Jaxx’s legs and tries to lock in the Boston Crab. Every time Impaler tries to wrench back though Jaxx powers his legs out of the hold. Impaler gives up and goes after the half crab and locks it in. Impaler holds his grip this time around using both arms to wrench back on Jaxx’s right leg.

Kave - Jaxx’s back can’t take much more of this kind of punishment, he’ll have to tap eventually.

Bret - I think your underestimating how much pain Jaxx can withstand.

Bratcher - Damn right Brian.

Kave - Ha!

Bret - Its Bret actually.

Bratcher - Whatever.

Jaxx starts pulling himself to wards the ropes as Impaler pulls back even harder on his leg. from behind the mask the entire arena can hear the screams from Jaxx. Eventually however he reaches the ropes and Impaler has to break the hold. Impaler however refuses and the ref starts to put the count on him reaching 4 before Impaler eventually breaks the hold. Impaler immediately goes back after Jaxx but is pulled away by the ref who starts to give a verbal warning to Impaler as Jaxx pulls himself to the outside.

Bratcher - Thats another DQ the ref should of DQ’ed him for not breaking the hold.

Kave - He is entitled to a five count.

Bratcher - Do you like your job Mr Quinn.

Impaler is finally let go by the ref and he slides straight out of the ring after Jaxx who is still nursing his back. Jaxx though has had time to recover and is ready for Impaler and Impaler runs straight into a huge spine buster on the outside. Jaxx gets up slowly still hurting in his lower back. Jaxx once on his feet rolls into the ring and gets up as Impaler struggles on the outside. The count is getting high until Jaxx steps back out to grab Impaler up and throws him against the guard rail and then the ring apron before tossing him into the ring.

Bratcher - Their we go Jaxx will take him apart piece by piece now.

Kave - Impalers still in with a shot, if he gets him with any move or punch to the back then Jaxx may well crumble.

Bratcher - You obviously hate your job and really want to leave.

Bret - Oh he does. He really wants to leave.

Kave - No way today I stay here. I have an important job to do.

Jaxx grabs a hold of Impaler and Irish whips him off the ropes connecting with a huge big boat and the comes off the ropes himself and drops a huge leg drop on Impaler. Jaxx then covers quickly and hooks the leg.

Kick out!!!!!!

Jaxx gets angry and starts to make his way to the top rope! Slow and lumbering Jaxx struggles to get any kind of balance as he pulls himself to the top rope. As he reaches it Impaler pulls himself up and throws himself onto the top rope. Jaxx completely loses his balance and compromises himself on the top rope. Impaler starts to climb the ropes in the same corner as Jaxx and goes for the superplex. but has it blocked by a recovering Jaxx who grabs Impaler by the throat and delivers a huge Hell Sent Chockeslam to Impaler.

Bratcher - WooHoo! Take that bitch!

Kave - If Jaxx can get it together enough to pull himself onto Impaler for the cover this match will be all over.

Jaxx starts to drag him self towards Impaler for the cover and drops down on top of him for the cover.

2 ..... “When we grew up and went to school” music starts to play threw the arena and Jaxx stands up startled and moves towards the ropes near the ramp. “Their were certain teachers who would hurt the children in any way they could”

Bret - Do you recognise that tune.

“Exposing every weekness however carefully hid by the kids,
But in town it was well known when they went home at night,
Their fat psychopathic wives will thrash them with in inches of their lives”

Kave - What ... yeah it does sound vaguely familiar.

“We don’t need no education,
We don’t need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone.”

Bratcher - Ohh Sh!t

“All in all your just another brick in the wall!!!”

Suddenly E.W.M walks out onto the stage and comes storming down to the ring. Bratcher gets up from his seat at the commentary position and runs around the ring to try and stop him. E.W.M grabs the 4WF Chairman and sends him crashing into the first row at ring side. Inside the ring Impaler has recover and grabs Jaxx, who is still in complete shock at his brothers return, and rolls him up in a School boy roll up.

Bret - Just when I thought I’d never ever have to see him again.

Kave - Ohh yeah its his tune I forgot that.

Bret - your loving this.

E.W.M rolls right in under the bottom rope as Impaler has Jaxx rolled up and E.W.M breaks the hold by kicking Impaler viciously in the back of the head then stamping on his brothers face with his in-ring illegal metal heels and Jaxx’s mask breaks under the brute force of the contact. E.W.M then grabs up Impaler and sends him into the corner with The Highland Charge then puts The Grim Ikon out cold with a beautiful Claymore. E.W.M then jumps back up onto his feet and turns looking for his brother who is on all fours trying to get up. E.W.M go’s for him but Jet steps in his way.

Kave - well it looks like Jet just stopped E.W.M in his tracks.

Bret - Thank god he’s mental.

Jet smirks as E.W.M stops short of hitting her and she turns smiling to the now standing Jaxx who is removing his mask. E.W.M though hands out a crushing Claymore to Jet to the delight of the crowd. E.W.M again leaps back to his feet and he and the know maskless Jaxx start to unload on each other with rights and lefts until E.W.M ducks a Jaxx right and rolls around behind him and jumps to kick him in the small of the back and the leaps in the air again to hit a devastating Claymore.

Kave - Well theirs one man standing now.

E.W.M then gets up and grabs up Impaler throwing him out the ring then he then Jet follows him landing on top of Impaler. Bratcher is then ejected out by the crowd back to ringside. E.W.M then shouts towards the commentary position and Kave Quinn gets up and throws him a bottle of Jack Daniels. E.W.M catches the bottle and puts it down on the canvas then he pulls up Jaxx and ties him up with the middle and top rope and shouts again to Kave who throws him a mic.

Bret - Did you know about this.

Kave - Gee you think!!!!

E.W.M rips the cork out of the bottle with his teeth takes a gulp then starts pouring the whisky over his brothers head to bring him back around. E.W.M then picks up the mic and gets right in his brothers face.

“Guess who’s back!” The crowd go wild as Jaxx struggles wildly to escape but fails. “I bet you thought you were going to win this little tournament didn’t you. Well I got a mother fucking news flash, your big brothers back and he’s about to give you some more really horrible memories that will bring back your fear. A little reminder of what happened the last time you got in my way. Because your one of the fallen angels and no matter who big you get you will always be in my shadow. I have tasted the blood of fallen angels....I am the resurrection.....(the crowd shout along)..I AM GOD’S BASTARD SON!!!!!!”

E.W.M smashes the bottle down over Jaxx’s head and the glass goes everywhere and E.W.M raises the top of the bottle which is all thats left in his hand high in the air and the crowd erupts. With Jaxx out cold again E.W.M releases him and kicks him out the ring under the bottom rope. Through out all this Impaler has been making his way up the ramp.

“Whats the matter Impaler I thought you were the man who drove me out this federation” E.W.M shouts after Impaler who stops and turns around. Kave slides another couple of bottles of Jack Daniels in under the bottom rope next to E.W.M. “I’m standing right here waiting for you to drive me out of this ring come on. (E.W.M starts dousing the ring in Jack Daniels screaming at Impaler.) Come on I’m standing right fucking here Grim Weaper or whatever you fucking call your self I’m Standing right here bitch!!!! Toe-2-Toe, One-on-One, Me and You!!!!! I’ll kick your ass all over this fucking arena and the world will know that I am the best fucking wrestler this federation has.”

Bret - He’s bloody crazy!!!

“I am the mystery opponent in your group so its going to happen. Welcome to Hell Impaler because I will climb the highest mountains, swim the widest oceans and walk a thousand miles to be the THREE TIME Champion. To win this tournament you will have to beat me, hell just to get out of the group stages you have to beat me!!!!! I don’t care if you break my legs, shatter my skull or rape my ass you will not do it. All three of those things will remain just your fantasies. Hell you have to drug a woman to dance with her let alone fuck her. Come in here and I will show you a real man! If you don’t come in here I’ll come out their.”

E.W.M has now doused the ring in four bottles of Jack Daniels and he drops to the outside and reaches into his sporran and pulls out a packet of cigarettes and a lighter. “You see Impaler I ain’t got no time to discriminate I just hate every mother fucker that gets in my way!!!!”

With that E.W.M lights his cigarette and throws the lighter over his shoulder into the ring which erupts into flames and E.W.M starts to chase Impaler up the ramp but the Ikon disappears back stage so E.W.M stands on the stage celebrating with the crowd as the show comes to a close.

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