25th March 2001
"Civil War"
Moments ago.. A massive truck pulls up in the parking
lot, it's windows smashed in, its left wheel popped and its paint work
devastated by red and black spray paint and where not covered in spray paint it
had all its body work scrapped off. A furious Beastly kicks the door open and
drops out of the drivers cabin to the floor looking around as he turns and
reaches into the truck pulling out his duffel bag he turns and walks towards the
entrance. "Where is he! Where's that black and white a$$ licking son of a
trailer park 10 penny whore piece of trash! I'll break his goddamned neck"
He screams to nobody inparticular. Beastly decks the cameraman with a side ways
headbut and storms off towards the entrance disapearing inside the building. The
cameraman regaining composure picks the camera up off the floor and pans left
revealing a black crow perched on the roof of the drivers cabin of the truck..
The megatron flickers as the deathrow symbol appear on it asthe arena lights up
with piros flying through the air with loud bangs, as the fans come to life
screaming and shouting all holding up their signs up of theirfavourite 4WF
superstars all trying to get noticed.
Kave: Hello everyone and welcome to this weeks edition of Deathrow I’m Kave
Quinn and this is my work mate Bret Spiner and were here tobring you the best
ringside commentary from Gatersville, Florida
Bret: Yeah were back in the great USA, after that horrible week in England
Kave: Your only saying it was horrible because that woman attacked you
Bret: She assaulted me from behind
Kave: Well you shouldn’t of commentated on her behind
Bret: IT was huge though, It was even bigger than your mommas,she should have
been locked away for what she done.
Kave: Well thanks for that, I still thought it was prettyfunny and had a good
time over in England.
Bret: The weather suck’s over there too
Kave: I have to agree with you on that one. We got a greatreception over their,
especially our English stars like the Bad Guy andMichaels.
Bret: Speaking of those two, it looks like the OutsiderZ aregoing belly up
Kave: I see what you mean, there has been a lot of strangegoings on in the
OutsiderZ, with Wotto breaking his leg, Smash going crazy and snapping all the
time, Chris Michaels seems to fly alone a lot more now and..
Bret: And the Bad Guy has found a new love in the shape of Jet. Poor EWM, hah h
aha
Kave: That has brought out a change in our 4WF champion, he is now dropped the
druids and is taking it back old school style. What’s gonna happen in his
match with the Bad Guy in the main event.
Bret: I hope Jet comes out, she is hot, I think ill take her from the Bad guy
Kave: Yeah Bret sure you will, We know the Bad Guy and Jet arrived earlier,
together, Jet has had a week of being pampered by the Bad Guy
Bret: It makes me sick these alliances, actually speaking of that, the alliance
of violence are having differences lately.
Kave: We’ve got a match later to see who the leader is J istaking on Madd Matt
with DD as the referee.
Bret: That should be interesting, I hope J wins that matchand DD better make the
right choice
Kave: It looks like some of our factions are having problems
Bret: Accept the Impakt Icons, they have it all sorted,They’re on the same
team as the boss and have a chosen champ Mr Hossack. It’s a team made in
heaven to make everyone else’s life Hell
Kave: Well lets see what tonight holds, we’ve got somethinggoing on backstage,
were gonna take u there now
The Megatron flickers to life suddenly and a cameraman is seen following The Big
Man Beastly down a corridor. Beastly turns the corner and approaches a door with
a sign on which reads "Triad". He places his hand on the door knob and
pushes the door open tossing his duffel bag in without looking before turning to
look in and see the place a complete mess.. smashed glass, vases, tables turned
over, sofa's knifed. The lot. and amongst that pile of destruction lays the
unconcious Crusher.
Beastly: What the hell?! Crusher! Hey Man!
Beastly runs over to his fallen comrade and crouches pullinmg the table off
crusher to reveal a Chris Michaels mask over his face. Beastly stares at it
before pullit off Crushers face and tearing the thing up in anger.
Beastly: GRR! Michaels! I'll kill you, you son of a b*tch!
He turns round and goes to storm out the room when laughter can be heard all
around. He stops and looks around gettign freaked out before he locates the
sound of laughter. An unharmed monitor in the corner. He walks over to it and
see's that it is Chris Michaels laughing. The Big Man snaps and slams his foot
into the monitor breaking itbefore storming out of the room shoving the
cameraman from his way.
Beastly: Where are you! MICHAELS!
He disapears off down the corridor as the Megatron fades and the attention
returns to ringside..The lights in the arena slowly dim as the crowd, sit in
anticipation of the next match….
Kave: This should be a different match….
Bret: Yeah, that Rocky wannabe Hyped Up is going to get his ass pummled by both
Belly and his own partner Mazkwon…
Suddenly the lights are brought back on by two rockets flying up to the rafters
as "MY GENERATION" by Limp Bizkit Hits leaving Hyped Up stood arms
spread in between the two rockets with Sky kneeling in front of him sending the
crowd into roars and screams …….. He turns and walks down the ramp and into
the ring followed closely by Sky who waits patiantly outside the ring…..
As Hyped Up looks up the ramp "I KICKED BATMANS ASS" by Wesley Willis
plays around the arena as Mazkwon and April walk slowly down the ramp to the
ring together as the crowd give out a mixed reaction of boo's for Mazkwon and
wolf whistles for April. Mazkwon makes his way up the steel steps and into the
ring leaving April on the outside, as Hyped Up and Mazkwon Go face to face and
start trash talking in the ring so does sky and April on the outside……
Kave:Is this how the hole match is going to go….
Bret:I hope so….. I want to see Hyped get his butt whooped double
time…….(now starting to laugh)
Hyped Up and Mazkwon are still standing toe to toe as Mazkwon pushes Hyped away
but before Hyped can payback the favour "NO LEAF CLOVER" by Metallica
and before the arena is plunged into darkness both wrestlers focus there
attentions up the ramp……
Bret:HaHA…. This is where the real fun begins……
Unusually no druids appear with flameing tourches and no large silohueete can be
seen untill the arena lights come back on leaving Mazkwon and Hyped confused in
the ring, untill both are hit in the back of the head by a chair from belly, who
appered as the lights went off in the arena…..
Bret: And that Kave is why I like this guy he’s smart……
Kave: Yeah, and he’s bigger than you…..
As Hyped roles out of the ring the official sounds the bell……
Kave: The match is officially underway…..
Belly Picks up Maz by the hair and hits him with a huge elbow sending him back
to the mat before dropping his huge elbow once again into the spine of the now
in pain Maz…..
Belly puts on a blaitent choke hold on Maz untill the ref stops him and walks
him to the corner…..
Bret: I don’t think Belly liked that!!!!!
Belly looks down at the ref and glaires deep into his eyes before pushing past
him towards the now standing Maz……
As Belly charges towards him he lands an awsome dropkick to the face of Belly
which knocks him back a few paces but not down, so instead he runs to the ropes
and on the return he lands another, but still belly doesn’t go down untill
hyped runs in the ring and the both land a double shoulder block sending the
near 400lbs monster to the floor……
Bret: I cant believe it there actually working together…..
Both Maz and hyped each grab belly and drag him to his feet only to be slammed
back to the floor by a well worked double suplex….. Belly sits up holding his
back screaming in pain…… Once again both wrestlers drag Belly to his feet
and send him to the turnbuckle were they perform poetry in motion, Leaving Belly
only one choice but to stagger into the middle of the ring where he
collapses…..
At this Maz and Hyped climb separate turnbuckles before launching themselves at
the motionless Belly…..
Bret: Ohh my god…..
Kave: Ohh No…….
Bret: Hyped Up jus clattered Mazkwon on his landing aswell as Belly……
As Mazkwon rolls to the corner holding his face with pain Hyped rolls onto Belly
and the ref starts the pin 1……2……thr…..Kick out…. Belly nearly
throws hyped over the top rope as he does…..Maz works his way up to his feet
and starts to walk towards Hyped shouting abuse…..
Bret: They were…… enfisis on the WERE there, working together
As these words leave Brets mouth Hyped and Maz go at it blow for blow either man
not getting the foot hold as the crowd start to roar in favour of Hyped….
Hyped Up starts to unleash combos of kicks and blows to the body and face
sending Maz to the corner…
Suddenly Maz turns the pace by raiking the eyes of Hyped and punching him back
towards the opposite corner only to be put into a vicious DDT sending his head
bouncing off the Mat
Kave: What a turn around
Bret: Will you shut up……
As Hyped stomps a mud hole in Maz to the pleasure of the crowd, movement from
the what seems forgotten Belly can be seen…. Hyped picks up the limp and dazed
Maz befor signaling the Cool down…
Kave:The Cool down, the cool down….
Bret:Shut up……
Hyped lands the cool down before getting thrown out of the ring by Belly….
Belly lands a huge leg drop before going for the pin 1………2……….3…
Bret: He did it, he did it…..
Hyped looks up at the ring seeing belly lying on the squeiling Maz and a crude
smile appears on his face as he backs up the ramp…….
Bret: Belly won against all the odds
Kave: belly took the win, Only because Hyped could’nt……….
"NO LEAF CLOVER" plays as the arena is plunged once again into
darkness leaving the tradmark insane laughter lingering around the arena.
The
Megatron flickers to show a pre-recorded interview with the Impakt Ikons. Kash
and Jace are stood in front of a large 4WF sign. Jace with his tag title round
his waist and Kash with it over his shoulder.
Jace: You know last week we proved to the world just why we
are Ikons. We proved to the world just why we are the best damned thing going
and theirs nothing that anyone can do about it.
He looks to the side thinking then back to the camera.
Jace: But Hellfire, Impaler. The so called "Grim
Reapers". Ooo I'm shaking in my boots. The Ikons kicked the Reapers ass
once before for the titles and this time we'll do it to keep the titles.
Kash: Hey Impaler. Why dont you bring it to Deathrow and try and
Impale your worst nightmare. You think you have what it takes to beat an Ikon?
Well baby, you dont even know what it takes to beat an Ikon. Me and my bud
here are going to kick your sorry butts
Jace: Oh and Hellfire. Watch that leg of yours. Because just
like Wotto who got in my way, I'm not afraid to take my opponents out of the
game. But dont think for a second we wont meet at the PPV if you do get
injured. I'll make sure you turn up broken leg or no broken leg.
The
camera fades just as "For Whom the Bell tolls" starts to play through
the PA system as Hellfire and the Impaler walk out of the entranceway onto the
stage. The attending fans don’t give the two stars a warm reaction as
‘boos’ can be heard going around the arena.
Kave: Well it looks like the Tag Team Title Match is about to begin. Here come
the Challengers now, The Grim Reapers.
Bret: Your are right Kave, this is going to be a great match. I can’t wait.
Kave: You can never wait, I am surprised you actually manage to survive Monday
through to Saturday, I mean what do you do without me?
Bret: I have a good time, HA
The Grim Reapers make their way down to the ring, seeming pretty confident with
them selves. As they enter the ring, the crowd continues to give them a bit of a
hard time, but they seem to just ignore it and talk to each other.
Bret: I think the Grim Reapers have a good chance here, especially because
HellFire is experienced with tag matches, I mean he was one of the first ever
Tag Team Champions.
Just then Papercut starts to play around the arena as the new Tag Team Champions
step out onto the stage. Kash has his title thrown over his shoulder, whilst
Jace has his title wrapped around his waist.
Kave: Here they come, the new tag team champions, Jace and Kash
Bret: Yes, the Impact Ikons successfully captured the tag titles on last
week’s deathrow in a four corners elimination match.
The Impact Ikons make their way down the ramp, side by side. Half way down the
ramp, they just look at each other and Jace unstraps the belt from his waist and
they drop there titles to the floor, and both run and slide into the ring.
The two teams go at each other, with Hellfire fighting Jace and Kash fighting
the Impaler. The four men continue to exchange blows in the middle of the ring
until Kash and Jace both back there opponents back into opposite corners.
Looking at each other with a smile on their face they throw Hellfire and the
Impaler crashing into each other and knocking the other over. The referee at
this point manages to maintain some order by persuading Jace and Hellfire back
into their relevant corners.
Kave: Its about time we are getting some order in this match. It’s a Tag Team
title match, not a street fight.
Bret: Oh, come on Kave, a bit of fighting is all right, personally I like it.
Kash starts to take advantage of Imapler, keeping him pinned down in the Impact
Ikons half of the ring. Kash gives Impaler a body slam and then picks him back
up only to throw him into the ropes and connect with a powerful clothesline as
he returns. Kash, wasting no time, picks Impaler back up and delivers a hanging
suplex. Jace is tagged in and goes straight to work on Impaler on the floor by
applying an armbar. Impaler manages to get back to his feet, with Jace in the
headlock position, throws him into the ropes, As Jace returns, Impaler tries to
knock him down by shoulder blocking him, yet this does not work as Jace knocks
Impaler over. He picks up Impaler and throws him into the ropes, who on return
he gives him a drop toehold which allows him the time to make the tag to Kash.
Kave: The Impact Ikons seem to have this match under control.
Bret: I agree with you there, they seem to be dominating Impaler.
Kash comes into the ring and picks up Impaler and throws him into the neutral
corner. Taking his time he walks over to Impaler and starts to punch Impaler
with closed fists. The referee steps in and tells Kash to open up the fists.
Kash stands there for a minute arguing with the referee, until he finally turns
his attention back to Impaler. He goes over to him and lifts him up so that he
is sitting upon the top rope. Taking his time once again, Kash steps up onto the
middle rope, getting ready to deliver a Super plex, when Impaler starts to fight
back with a few right hooks of his own, which send Kash flying back down to the
canvas. Kash starts to get up after being knocked off the ropes as Impaler
starts to stand up on the top rope. As Kash turns around to face Impaler, he
flies off the top rope and connects with a flying drop kick. The drop kick seems
to have taken a lot out of Impaler though as both men are lying on the floor
Kave: What a high-flying move by Impaler
Bret: Yea, I think that has evened the scores now, they are both down.
The referee initiates the 10 count. 1…2…3…4…5, Kash and Impaler start to
move towards their relative corners as the referee continues the count,
6…7…8. At that point Impaler makes the tag to Hellfire and he comes storming
in the ring, but just before he manages to reach Kash, he manages to tag in Jace
which brings Hellfire to a halt and Jace runs at Hellfire knocking him down with
a clothesline. He then runs at Impaler knocking him down with a clothesline as
well.
Kave: He’s on a role now
Bret: Things aren’t looking very good for the Grim Reapers now.
Kash works his way back up and starts fighting with Impaler once again as Jace
goes to work on Hellfire. Kash clotheslines Impaler over the top rope, and he
follows him to the outside. Jace starts to go to work on Hellfire’s leg,
stomping on it and dropping his knee on it. On the outside of the ring Kash
continues to work Impaler by banging his head against the safety barrier and
throwing him into the steel steps.
Kave: Someone has got to get control out here, this is turning into a war.
Bret: Yea, Don’t ya just love it?
In the ring Jace continues to work on Hellfire’s Leg, until he puts the Figure
Four-Leg Lock onto Hellfire. Jace is telling the referee to check Hellfire, but
although he is screaming in pain, he is still reluctant to tap out.
Kave: Oh, come on Hellfire, just tap out.
Bret: He will break his leg if he has to.
Kash continues to have the upper hand on the cruserweight, Impaler outside of
the ring. In the ring, Jace asks the referee to ask Hellfire, Jace applies a
little more pressure on
the knee of Hellfire which makes Hellfire to tap out. The referee calls for the
bell, but
Jace wont release the hold. The referee is pleading with Jace to release the
hold, but he wont, he reaches out and grabs onto the bottom rope, yet applying
even more pressure onto the knee.
Kave: Come On Jace, you have won the match, there is no need for you to do this,
let go of the hold.
Bret: I don’t know Kave, I kind of like this new vicious side of Jace.
After throwing Impaler into the steel steps, Kash rolls back into the ring and
just watches Jace for a little bit as he continues to apply the pressure on the
knee of Hellfire. Kash then goes over and kicks Hellfire’s knee a few times,
which is just adding to the pain. Eventually referees flood out from the back
and separate the three men.
Jace and Kash grab their tag team titles and start to walk up the ramp as
Papercut begins to play. Half way up the ramp they turn and look back as the
referees are seeing to Hellfire who is lying in the middle of the ring clutching
his knee.
Kave: Jace could have done some serious damage to Hellfire’s knee.
Bret: Yea, But Hellfire isn’t the only one who is down, the Imapler is lying
right infront of us with his head bust wide open from being thrown into the
steel steps.
The EMT’s start to come down the ramp to take Hellfire away.
Kave: Finally, the EMT’s are here to give Hellfire some help. Wait a minute
guys! I'm hearing something... theres a disturbance in the back. We've got a
camera man back there..
The Megatron flickers to life to reveal a corridor and the Big Man Beastly
hunched over a bleeding security guard he repeatedly punches him and kicks him
in the gut.
Beastly: Where the hell is Michaels! Tell
me!
He picks up the security guard and hits him with the Step 2 trademark Big
Headbut as the camera flickers to another part of the building to see Madd Matt
and Double D talking.
Matt: Come on mate, its time to quit this crap. Stop
being in the middle and pick sides DD. Because when I get out there I'm going to
tear J apart and I want to know just who's side your going to be on?
Double D shakes his head and stands up off the crate he was sitting on.
DD: I'm not siding with anyone Matt. I'm
going to call this match down the middle then maybe we can get the Alliance back
on track?
Madd Matt stares at him then spits on the groudn next to him before walking off
disgusted in the opposite direction as the Megatron fades.
Kave: Well it looks like our next match is going to be Madd Matt Vs J for the
leadership of the Alliance of Violence.
Bret: Don’t forget, that Double D is going to be guest refereeing this one.
Kave: Who do you think his loyalty lies? Does it lie with J or does it lie with
Madd Matt
Bret: Well Personally I think he should side with Madd matt, because it was J
who came back and spoilt what little that the Alliance had going
Kave: Well anyway, these two have definitely acquired a history together over
the last week.
Bret: They sure have, I think the only reason that J has a problem with the
Alliance and Matt, is that he is jealous of him. I mean, he says he was promised
tag team gold when he joined the AoV, but even though he has not had Tag gold,
he does have Cruiserweight gold.
Kave: Yea, but you can see where he is coming from, I mean he was promised a lot
of things when he joined the Alliance and has seen nothing to come of them
promises.
At that point The Way I Am starts to play around the arena and Double steps onto
the stage wearing the white and black stripes of a referee’s shirt. The fans
applaud Double D and chants of ‘Double D, Double D’ start to circle the
arena, yet the usually noticeable chants of ‘AoV’ are not to be heard.Double
D starts to make his way down to the ramp, taking time to acknowledge the crowd.
His face as he approaches the ring, seems very confused and still obviously not
knowing what he is going to do. He makes his way into the ring and stands
waiting the entrance of both J and Madd Matt.
Kave: Well, Bret, where do you think Double D’s loyalties are going to lie
come the end of this one?
Bret: I really don’t know, but I know where I would like them to be, but I
ain’t going to tell you that.
As The Way I Am stops playing the arena is filled with silence except the
whispers from the fans, when the arena is filled by the sound of Nookie by Limp
Bizkit. About half of the crowd starts to cheer for J, as he steps out through
the entranceway and onto the stage.
Kave: Well, it seems like the fans have chosen where they loyalties lie.
Bret: I think your right their Kave.
J makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring. He seems very keen on going
through with this match, as he stands back in the corner away from Double D,
just waiting for the arrival of Madd Matt.
Kave: He looks very serious about this match, there is obviously some real bad
blood running between these two.
Bret: You said it Kave, we are nearly ready for this to get on the way.
Fisk starts to play throughout the PA System as the other half of the fans in
attendance start to cheer as Madd Matt steps out onto the stage. Taking no time
to acknowledge the fans, he heads straight for the ring, as he enters the ring,
he does so on the opposite side to that of J, leaving Double once again standing
in the middle of the 2 superstars.Double starts to walk between the two stars,
trying to get them to reconsider what they are about to do. He obviously
doesn’t want this match to take place.
Bret: Oh, come on Double D, let them fight, they obviously want to.
Kave: Leave it out Bret, if there is any possibility of the Alliance regrouping,
then Double D obviously wants to try and patch up the differences.
J and Madd Matt walk to the centre of the ring, after being encouraged by Double
D. DD continues to try and get J and Madd Matt reconcile, but after a while it
seems to be going no where and Madd Matt turns his back on both J and Double.
This isn’t welcomed well by J who spins Madd Matt back around and starts
telling him to never turn his back on him. Madd responds by saying he made the
Alliance, and he is the one who is going to break the Alliance. J pauses a
second and looks away, he turns back around with a clenched fist, Double D
notices this and tries to get J to calm down, but J continue to stares at Madd
Matt. Madd Matt once again goes to turn his back, but J stops him and then
connects with a right hook across the face.
Bret: Finally, we are actually getting the match started
J and Madd Matt exchange punches, whilst Double D can do nothing but stand back
and watch as the Alliance of Violence gets ripped at the seams. J throws Madd
Matt against the ropes, on his return, he ducks under the leapfrog of J, only to
be caught with a drop toehold by J on his return back off the ropes. J stands up
and seemingly lets Madd Matt back up to his feet.
Kave: It seems that J is after a really fair fight here tonight.
Bret: That was stupid, he should never have let Madd Matt up, I mean he had the
upper hand.
J and Matt grapple in the middle of the ring, with J coming out on top,
delivering a snap suplex to Matt. Madd Matt is quick to his feet, with the 2
once again grappling in the middle of the ring, this time with J working his
behind Matt, and wrapping his arms around his waist. Matt looks around, but he
cant reach J with his arms, so he runs towards the ropes, and as he makes
contact, instead of bouncing off, he keeps hold which send J rolling backwards.
Madd Matt quickly bounces off the rope and follows up with a clothesline, which
once again sends J to the mat. J and Matt stand nose to nose in the middle of
the ring, no words are exchanged, they are just standing there staring into each
others eyes, until finally J swings and connects with a punch. Madd Matt
responds with a punch of his own, this causes the 2 battling backwards and
forwards in the ring, just exchanging punches, until finally J ducks under one
of Matt’s punches and responds with a standing drop kick. J picks up Matt and
runs into the ropes, on the return, he attempts the drop kick but Matt has it
scouted, and he moves out of the way. This allows Matt the chance to retaliate
as he stands back and waits for J to stand up. Just as J gets to his feet, Matt
runs at J and knocks him over with a clothesline. Madd Matt picks J up and gives
him an Irish whip into the turnbuckle, where he follows it up with stomps to the
chest, stomping J to the ground. Double D tries to get in-between the 2
wrestlers, but Matt tells him to back off. Matt picks J back up off the floor
and drags him to the middle of the ring and delivers a suplex, which he follows
up with the pin. Double D is reluctant to pin, but finally he gets down on the
floor and counts the 1...2, Kick out by J.
Bret: That was a very slow count, does this mean that Double D has chosen his
side?
Kave: I don’t think so, he is reluctant to deliver the pin, because he knows
as soon as he counts the 1..2..3, that it will officially mean the end of the
Alliance of Violence.
Bret: Still, it was a slow count.
Then Rock The Dead starts to play and out onto the stage walks the Dark Carnival
followed by Big D, the Xtreme Champion. He stands in the middle of the stage, at
the top of the ramp, surrounded by his Dark Carnival. This makes Madd Matt to
turn his attention away from J, he walks over to the ropes, just staring into
the cold eyes of Big D.
Kave: What is he doing out here? He has no business out here.
Bret: No Business, how can you say no business, he has business with Madd Matt,
and he is just scouting his opponent.
Kave: Well… as long as he stays up at the top of the ramp, its ok.
Madd Matt having his back turned has given J time to get back up, he goes behind
Matt and delivers a quick Belly to Back Suplex, which he quickly follows up with
a cover. But once again Double D takes his time to get down to make the
cover…1…., but Madd Matt manages to kick out after a 1 count.
Bret: Once again Double D made a slow count
Madd Matt and J both stand up staring at each other once again. J slides under
the bottom rope, which Madd Matt follows. At that point Big D starts to make his
way down the ramp and jumps onto the ring apron. Double D notices this and goes
over to stop him from getting in the ring. J makes his way over to the time
keepers table, Madd Matt catches up to J and places his hand on his shoulder,
with the intention of spinning him around, yet he is greeted with a donkey kick
between the legs by J, who then grabs the ring Bell off the time keepers table
and turns around and gives Madd Matt a shot over the head with bell, which
knocks him straight down to the floor.
Kave: Oh my god, that could have knocked him out.
Bret: Yea, and Double D didn’t see a thing because of Big D standing on the
apron distracting him.
Kave: I told you having Big D out here would be nothing but trouble.
J picks up Madd Matt and rolls him in the ring, at which point Big D jumps down
off the apron and starts to walk back up the ramp. Double D turns round just in
time to see J setting Madd Matt up in the Cradle of pain. Madd Matt screams out
in pain, and has no choice but to tap out.Kave: J has won, J has won the
leadership of the Alliance of Violence.
Bret: But is there going to be an Alliance of Violence to be the leader of?
J releases the cradle of pain and rolls out of the ring, as Nookie begins to
play and he just looks back at Madd Matt lying on the floor. Double D is
standing in the middle of the 2 stars, obviously still confused about what to
do.
Kave: It doesn’t seem as if Double D has made his mind up at all, he looks
more confused now than when the match started.
Bret: I knew he wouldn’t choose, I just didn’t want to spoil the surprise
for you.
Kave: Of course you knew…(mutters something under his breath) Well its time
for the Street fight I guess..
The Camera switches to the parking lot to reveal one third of the Triad, The
Animal Hick walking amongst the cars calling out MPB's name. A lead pipe in his
left hand he smashers it through a cars window and calls out for MPB again. he
wanders on nearing the Big Man Beastly's ruined truck. He looks in all
directions.
Kave: It doesnt look like MPB has shown up..
Bret: I knew he wouldnt! Hah he's too scared.
Animal calls out MPB's bname and this time he gets a response as MPB comes
running round to smash a trash can over his back. Animals falls tothe ground and
rolls over getting to his feet to swing the lead pipe at MPB but he ducks throws
the can in the air at Animal and leaps hitting a dropkick into it knocking him
flat out on the ground.
Kave: So hes scared is he?!!
Bret: Oh shut up.
MPB begins picking Animal up and hits a knee smash into his jaw. But Hick reacts
and slams his fist in MPB's gut and stands up punching him again and again with
hard rights and lefts burying his fist into the gut and chest of MPB. He boots
him in the gut and carries him to a car smashing his head off the bonnet, then
hooking his trousers and hair he pulls him back swings round with him and throws
him throw the windscreen of the car.
Kave: OH MY GOD!
Animal trash talks the former hardcore champion and walks back to his lead pipe
picking it up. But before he can do anything The Mystery Man Chris Michaels
leaps down off the roof of Big Man Beastlys truck colliding with ANimal as they
both go tumbling to the floor. Michaels gets up at the same time as Animal and
ducks a swign of the lead pipe ducking under the arm and hoisting Animal up for
the Buck End on the concrete. He stands up and picks up the trash can smashing
it over the head of Animal as he lays on the ground. He tries to get up and is
met by a boot to the face by Michaels.
Bret: Damn that Michaels!! What the hells he doing
here!! This aint his match! Wheres Beastly! Someone get him out there!
Michaels then obligingly helps Animal up as MPB groans sliding his bleeding head
out of the windscreen of the car but still too far out of it. Michaels then
cracks his aluminium baseball bat over the skull of the Animal knocking him to
his knees. He slips round and drops him in the Skorpion Deathdrop on the
concrete knocking him out.
Kave: Michaels has struck again!
Michaels gets to his feet quickly and moves over to the car grabbing MPB before
dropping him over Animal and then running off as a Ref drops for the
"1..2..3"
Bret: This is a disgrace!! Damn that Michaels!!!
Kave: Michaels has ambushed two of the Triad tonight
folks and so far evaded Beastly.. wait its Beastly!
The Big Man Beastly comes running into the parking lot and over to the referee
kneeing him out of the way as he shoves MPB off of Animal. He crouches and slaps
Animal.
Beastly: Did Michaels do this to you?!!
Animal can only groand in pain and turn over on his side. Beastly growls looking
about he spots MPB and stands up approaching the bloodied hardcore wrestler.
Kave: Oh no, MPB get out of there thats one pissed off
giant!
Beastly walks over and helps MPB up to his feet before grabbing him by the
throat and screaming at him for where Michaels is. MPB can give no answer so
Beastly hits him with the Step 2 then boots him in the gut and pulls him between
his legs.
Bret: MPB is gonna get the Last Ride!
Beastly: Michaels! He gets this because of
you!
He wraps his arms round MPB's waist and hoist him up high in the air above his
shoulders before slamming him down hard into the bonnet of a car. MPB doesnt
even react he just lays there unconcious his face smeared in blood, his back
badly hurt and a very angry Beastly standing over him as the camera returns to
ringside
Kave: Its been an entertaining night 2nite folks we seenbelly defeat two other
superstars and J take over the leadership of the AOV andwe’ve still got so
much to come.
Bret: Im starting to like J more now, he showed madd matt athing or two.
Kave: You really belive that don’t you,
Bret: Yeah, and he is gonna show Smash a thing or two at theppv
Kave: Smash wants the cruiserweight title bady, and itsSmash who is up next.
Bret: I cant wait for the lumberjack match later, its gonnabe a good one, I hope
EWM and Bad Guy get what they deserve
Kave: Im sure Bratcher has come up with one of his screwjobs.
Bret: How can you say such a thing about ur boss, and theman that braught us the
Ikons.
Kave: the Ikons, who think its all fun and games to breakother superstars legs,
yeah im real pleased.
Bret: Ha ha ha, I know first Wotto now Hellfire, that willteach them a lesson
Kave: No hang on their, they don’t know the extent ofHellfire’s injury, but
Thankfully they don’t think it is broken.
Bret: Well it sure will be in deathmatch 2k at no vacancy,when he loses his
supreme title.
Kave: Well folks its time for our next match,
Bret: It sure is the Cage is being lowered now
Kave: Smash has answered the challenge of Goldham for thishigh flying
cruiserweight match.
Bret: I hope this is the night when Smash is finally shut upfor good.
The technicians are around the ring securing the cage to thering.
Kave: We have seen a different Smash lately, he has beenmore aggressive ever
since those damn Ikons broke Wotto’s leg
Bret: What a great moment that was. I told you that nobodyshould mess with the
Ikons.
Kave: Well the only way to win this match is to escape fromthe cage and both
feet have to touch the floor on the outside, I hear the cageis finished and were
ready to bring out these high flyers.
Just the Goldham’s theme hits and he walks out onto the topof the ramp to a
chorus of boo’s from the fans. Goldham looks around in disgustand walks down
to the ring, he walks around the cage having a good look at itbefore making his
way through the cage door and into the ring.
Bret: Look at the determination on this man, he is gonnadestroy Smash. C’mon
Goldham
HOOOOWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! Wolfpack theme hits up as thefans jump to their
feet as Smash makes his way to the top of the ramp andsalutes to all the
screaming fans chanting his name
Kave: Listen to the reception this man is getting, They lovehim.
Bret: Man, Ha Ha, he is a little boy about to enter a mansworld, he runs his
mouth about being the giant killer, well Goldham is gonnawhip is giant killing
ass.
Smash makes his way down to the ring looking focused on thematch as he is
relishing in the fans chants. Smash climbs into the ring andlooks over at
Goldham who is pulling on the ring ropes as the bell rings tosignal the start of
the match.
Bret: Lets get it on.
The two competitors circle the ring then lock horns in agrapple, the momentum
goes back and forth until Goldham wriggles out and putsSmash in a hammerlock,
Smash is try to reach behind him to grab his opponentbut Goldham is scouting
everything and staying out of Smash’s reach. SuddenlySmash back-flips then
front-flips reversing the manoeuvre then bouncing on thetop rope and delivering
a bulldog.
Kave: What a great reversal that was.
Smash gets to his feet and runs to the ropes and delivers adropkick to the face
of Goldham, Smash then climbs to the top rope and waitsfor Goldham to get to his
feet. Goldham gets to his feet and Smash leapsthrough the air and straight into
a standing dropkick by Goldham.
Bret: That was awesome
Kave: It sure was Bret, Goldham has turned the table onSmash
Bret: Hey, you cant choose Goldham once you’ve picked Smashto win
Kave: I didn’t I was only sayin!!!
Golham picks Smash up with a look of arrogance, he whips himto the ropes and
nails a hurricaneranna as Smash comes back to him. Goldhamthen proceeds to climb
the cage and Smash begins to get to his feet and beginsto climb the cage with
Goldham, the two cruiserweights get near to top whenSmash swings his legs over
Goldhams head and delivers a heads-scissors takedown from near the top of the
cage
Kave: Ohh my good what a move, both superstars are down onthe mat
Bret: So now you want Smash to win, make your mind up
Kave: I am doing my job, and commentating
Bret: Is that what you call it?!?!
Kave: Back to the match, it looks like Smash is getting tohis feet.
Smash stands in the ring looking down on Goldham, He raiseshis arm in the air
and signals for the smasher, the Outsider climbes to the topturnbuckle, but
Goldham id fast on his trail, Goldham grabs Smash while hi ison the top
turnbuckle and lifts him up into the air and nails the Hamhammer,Goldham waits
for a ref to make the 3 count but then realises he has to climbout the cage.
Goldham gets to his feet and sees Smash is beginning to stir onthe mat, so
Goldham picks Smash up and looks to deliver another Hamhammer, hepicks Smash up
Bret: This will put him out.
Smash is up in the air and as Goldham goes to bring him downSmash reverses it
into a thunderous DDT.
Kave: He reversed it, its all changed round again.
Smash climbs the turnbuckle and awaits Goldham to get to hisfeet, Goldham stands
up and walks straight in hurricaneranna from the topturnbuckle.
Kave: That was amazing, surely he is gonna get out now.
Smash then begins to climb the cage.
Bret: Goldham, get up you idiot.
Kave: Smash is at the top, he just needs to drop down. ButWAIT
Smash stands up on the top of the cage and raises his arm inthe air
Kave: He is looking for the smasher
Bret: ohh no!!!
Smash leaps in the air and lands on top of Goldham afterexecuting the smasher
from the top of the cage
Kave: He had the match won there, Now it looks like theirboth out.
Bret: They’re not moving!!!!
In the ring Smash rolls off Goldham holding his ribs andGoldham is lying there
motionless.
Kave: Smash is trying to get to his feet, what resiliencethis superstar has.
Smash gets to his feet using the ropes and cage to prop himupright, he takes a
breather still holding his ribs and looking in a lot ofpain.
Bret: It serves the idiot right, he had the chance to win.
Kave: He still may win it, look he is trying to climb thecage with one arm.
Smash begins to slowly climb the cage with one arm, whilethe other is slung
across his rib area. By now Goldham has began to move, hebegins to crawl to the
side of the cage as Smash is slowly but surely makinghis way to the top.
Kave: Nooooooo!!!!!! Smash has slipped, thank god he hasjust held on.
Bret: It’s a race now
Smash shakes his head as he sees Goldham making his way tothe cage door, he then
looks up and again continues his courageous climb to thetop and over. Goldham
calls for the door to be opened and it is as Smash isperched over the top of the
cage in a lot of pain. Smash sits up and begins torock on the top trying to get
his body over.
Kave: Who is gonna win
Just then Goldham pulls his self out of the ring and fallingdown the steps just
as Smash falls from the top of the cage and landing on the outside.
Bret: Who won, Who won?
Kave: I’m not sure
The referee then raises Goldhams arm in the air and signalsfor the bell as
Goldham is announced the winner.
Bret: Ha, I told you Goldham was gonna win, I knew it.
Kave: It was a close call, Id like to see it again.
Bret: Shut up, Smash had his chance to win it but decided tothrow his self off
the top of the cage onto Goldham.
Bret and Kave study the replay, as Goldham leaves to theback as the replay shows
both Goldham’s feet touched first and only one ofSmash’s hit the mat.
Bret: I told you, ha ha ha, I’m right again Smash was tooslow
Kave: How can u say that, it was a close call
Bret: That’s what you would say coz u wanna be an Outsider
Kave: What, I don’t wanna .. . . . . . . . ahhhh Forget it.. . . . . ..
.The EMT’s are on their way down to the ring now for smash, hehasn’t
moved since the fall.
The EMT’s make their way over to Smash, they pick him up and try to get him on
the stretcher but he refuses, pulling the neck brace from hisself. Still holding
his ribs as the Wolfpack theme hits and he raises his armin the air as he slowly
and agonisingly makes his way to the back
Kave: What a true competitor this youngster is
Bret: What an idiot he is.
The arena is sent into darkness as the lights begin to fade, smoke fills the entranceway, rising up from underneath the stage as a yellow light shines up from where the smoke is emanating…A bang on thunder can be heard in the distance as the MegaTron begins to flicker slowly coming to life.
The MegaTron shows the scene from the other day in the restaurant where Hossack made the match for tonight,
"Before you go, I have another announcement to make...EWM!"
"You think you can back out of challenges? Well you wont be backing out of any...you will face The Bad Guy on Deathrow and it will be in a Lumberjack Match...Lumberjacks selected by me personally...
Hossack continues to laugh, a huge smile across his face...
The MegaTron slowly fades to back black, yet the smoke continues to seep out from under the stage.
Bret: I guess that we are getting ready for our main event here on Deathrow now folks.
Kave: Your right Bret, its time for the lumberjack match made by Hossack as we just saw on the MegaTron.
Bret: And don’t forget Kave, the lumberjacks are going to be hand picked by "The Chosen One", Mark Hossack himself. Pure Genius if you ask me.
Kave: Well lucky for our fans Bret, I didn’t ask you.
As the Smoke continues to seep from under the stage, as does the yellow light, when a bang of thunder echoes around the arena once more as explosions shoot from the stage high into the rafters of the arena…The arena still pitch black, the pyros cast a light across the fans as the yellow light gets brighter and some lettering come onto the MegaTron.
After a few moments the words finally come into focus…
"The Chosen One"
…a huge bolt of lightning crashes from the rafters down into smoke filled entranceway…Clearing a path in the smoke, revealing Mark Hossack…
Hossack looks up and slowly makes his way down the ramp, only to stop half way down. He opens his jacket to reveal the 4WF Championship around his waist.
Kave: Hey, that’s EWM’s title
Bret: Yea, and Hossack still has it around his waist, HA
Hossack reveals a mic from inside his jacket, and slowly raises it to his mouth.
"OK, I set this match up for one reason only, to see EWM get his Dirty, Scottish Ass kicked all over the ring, and to see the Bad Guy, get his Ass kicked as well. Another reason why I wanted to set this match up, is because I think it is gonna be fun, a whole lot of fun."
Hossack begins to laugh as a smile appears on his face.
Kave: I don’t like this guy, he is power mad
Bret: You may not like him, but I do
"Now, as for the lumberjacks for the match. Here is my first choice…"
Papercut by Linkin Park starts to play through the PA system and Jace and Kash, the Tag Team Champions, walk out onto the stage. They slowly make their way down the ramp, passing Hossack who is still standing in the middle of the ramp and his back to the entranceway. They make their way down the ramp until they reach the ringside area, where they stand with their tag team belts placed over there shoulders.
Kave: It looks like the first lumberjacks hand selected by Mark Hossack himself are Jace and Kash.
Bret: Well, It looks that way, considering they are already out here. What you forget to mention my good friend, is that even though earlier tonight, Jace and Kash, The Impact Ikons, successfully defended their titles against the Grim Reapers, they are still out here, ready to help their friend.
"The next lumberjack for this match is going to be…"
Dropping Plates hits
"Justin Time"
Time steps out onto the stage to a rather hostile crowd, who does not seem to be appreciating the choice of lumberjacks made by Hossack. Time makes his way down the ramp, past Hossack and down to the ringside area.
Bret: I am liking these choices by Hossack.
Kave: You would!
"I got a few more to introduce, so my next lumberjack, will be…"
Bret: I think I know who this is gonna be
"Shock Factor"
Killing Time hits as Shock Factor comes out onto the ramp, once again bearing his crazy dreadlocks. He makes his way to the ringside are where Time, Kash and Jace are waiting for the match to begin.
Kave: And I supposed that you knew that it was going to be Shock, did you?
Bret: Of course I did
Kave: (mutters something under his breath), Of course…
"My final lumberjack for tonight, is someone who helped me last week on Deathrow…My final choice for a lumberjack is…"
Kave: I suppose you know who this is as well?
Bret: Well…
"Krypton!"
Natural Born Killaz plays through the PA system, as Krypton works his way to ringside, passing Hossack on the ramp, who hasn’t turned to look at anyone as they pass him. Krypton walks down to the ringside, to be greeted by Time, Shock, Kash and Jace.
Kave: That’s Dominatrix?
Bret: No, its Krypton, I thought we had this out last week
Kave: (mutters something under his breath again)
Hossack now works his way down to the ringside area.
Kave: Is he gonna be a lumberjack as well?
Bret: HA, this is gonna be fun
Hossack, walks around the ringside, acknowledging the lumberjacks, but he continues to just walk around the ring, until he approaches the announce table.
Kave: He isn’t going to come and sit here is he?
Bret: I hope so
Hossack walks round the announce table and sits next to Kave, as he places the 4WF title from around his waist onto the announce table.
Bret: Welcome, Mr Hossack, the Chosen one
Hossack: Thank you their Bret
Bret: So who you gonna put money on winning this one.
Kave: Yes, Hossack who are the Ikons gonna screw in this one
Hossack: Hey shut the hell up, this is gonna be a fair match up, I am just her to observe the challengers for my title at No Vacancy.
Bret: Just ignore my colleague over their, he doesn’t have any respect.
Kave: Wait just a moment, we’ve got some backstage activity, were gonna show it.
The megatron flickers to life and shows the Bad Guy with Jet in the parking lot, “Here you go Jet, here are the keys I’ll meet you back at my place,”.
“C’mon Bad Guy I wanna accompany you ringside” says Jet pleadingly
“Its too dangerous tonight, just head on home, go on, in the car”
“I can help you”
“I’ll be fine, you cant come out there its full of all those jackasses, ill be OK”
“I want to though”
“Jet, C’mon just go. . . . . .You can accompany to ringside at the p-p-v ………..Smash, Hey Smash,” Smash walks over “Will you make sure she gets home safe . . . . . . . . Thanks man!” Smash and Jet climb into the Bad Guy’s car and drive off. “I gotta hurry, I’m on now” The Bad Guy heads on through the arena as the action goes back to ringside.
Kave: You see that Bad Guy was concerned over Jets safety.
Hossack: Ha Ha Ha, poor little EWM, he cant keep anything of his own
Kave: The Bad Guy showed Jet compassion when she needed it, when EWM threw her out!
Bret: Exactly she was thrown out, EWM didn’t have any use for her, Bad Guy got his sloppy seconds.
Kave: So has Mark got his sloppy second title then
Hossack: Don’t EVER call me that, and I am the true 4WF world champion coz I’m the chosen one.
Bret: And he is gonna prove how good he is when he retires EWM and The Bad Guy.
Hossack: Your damn right there, this title here is proof that I am the best, not Bad Guy and certainly not EWM
Kave: Well we will soon see at the PPV, No Vacancy!!!
Hossack: Are you completely stupid, How can those two morons survive a match with me when they probably wont make it out of this one alive.
Kave: This is a set up isn’t it!
Bret: Don’t talk so stupid, All he meant was that these two imbeciles are gonna destroy each other, the lumberjacks are here to . . . . . . errmmmm. .. . . . .Break things up if it gets outta hand.
Just then ‘Exit Music’ Begins and out walks the belt-less 4WF Champion EWM. He walks out to the top of the ramp and takes a look towards the ring and sees Krypton and Shock-factor stood in front of the announce table Hossack is sat at. EWM slowly makes his way to the ring, being very conscious of where all the Ikons are standing. He climbs into the ring and begins to remove his kilt, while staring over at Hossack with the 4WF title.
Kave: You see the intensity in his eyes, he is looking straight at you there Hossack
Hossack: He can look all he
wants, HEY EWM WHY DON’T U COME OVER HERE!!!
Kave: He isn’t stupid, he leaves the ring the lumberjacks can get to him
Bret: You see that EWM is afraid of Mr Hossack, He has a chance to get his title, and he isn’t taking it.
Hossack: You mean my title!!!
Bret: Yeah that’s what I said!!
Hossack then gets to his feet and raises the 4WF title in the air to provoke EWM in to leaving the ring, with Shock-Factor and Krypton still guarding Hossack. Then Justin Time climbs into the ring behind EWM But
HHHHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! ‘Wolfpack’ hits and Time scurries out the ring as the Bad Guy appears at the top of the ramp to an amazing ovation from the fans, who are screaming at the appearance of the Bad Guy.
Kave: You see that, Time ran for cover from the Bad guy
Hossack: The Ikons run from nobody!
Kave: Well There has been a lot of Bad Blood of late as it was the Ikons that broke the leg of Wotto last week , the Bad Guy then destroyed Justin Time
Bret: No he didn’t, Time got the Win.
Hossack: He sure did, and then the Bad Guy ran away at the end of the match, what a wimp
Kave: Well I say that it was a wise move by him
The Bad Guy makes his way towards the ring and rolls in, He removes his vest and throws it to the fans, as he poses on each turnbuckle, His music cuts and he walks over to EWM who meets him in the middle of the ring. The two Superstars talk trash to each other as the Bell rings.
Bret: Yeah this is gonna be great.
Just then the Bad Guy and EWM step away from each other and look to lock horns, but NO, They’ve gone after the Lumberjacks. EWM flies over the ropes and lands on top of Krypton and begins to pummel him until shock Factor begins to stomp on him. And the Bad Guy pulls Time into the ring and starts delivering hard lefts and rights, Jace runs in to attack Bad Guy, but is met by a clothes line and hits the mat, and Bad Guy continues hiss assault on Time
Kave: I cant believe it, This is unbelievable, Are the Bad Guy and EWM working together.
Bret: Ohh no, Hossack do something
Hossack: Ohh SH*T!!
Hossack throws his headset down and begins to lay the boots in on EWM who is now getting triple teamed. Still in the Ring the Bad Guy is hammering Time all over the ring then in comes Kash, he runs at the Bad Guy only to be delivered a spine buster, then threw over the top rope and landing on the trio of Hossack, Krypton and Shock-Factor knocking them all to the floor.
Bret: This is horrible:
Kave: How can two men hold off all the Ikons, this was a excellent game plan
Bad Guy begins to stalk Time, Time gets to his feet and goes straight into A BadGuy Cutter putting him down hard, as Jace rolls back into the ring and is met by a clothes line by the Bad Guy then multiple stomps to his head. EWM has gotton to his feet on the out side and Picks Hossack up and slides him into the ring, Bad Guy turns around and delivers A Bad Guy cutter to Hossack while EWM has pulled Krypton and Shock-Factor onto the announcers table, EWM climbs into the ring and him and Bad Guy exchange glances as EWM proceeds to climb to the top turnbuckle. EWM looks around and gets a chear from the fans as he and the Bad Guy look to be working together. EWM Jumps through the air and lands an elbow drop onto Krypton through the announce table, as Shock-Factor manager to roll off the table and out of danger.
Kave: OHHHH that hurt EWM too
Bret: C’mon Ikons, we gotta capitalise on this
Kave: WE????
Kash and Shock-Factor help each other to their feet and watch EWM Slowly get to his feet. In the ring Bad Guy grabs Hossack’s legs and hooks him in the ‘walls of the OutsiderZ’, Hossack is screaming in pain and tapping franticly on the mat, Just then Jace makes his way into the ring and nails the Bad Guy with a steel chair to the back of the head causing him to release the hold and hit the mat. Jace then props himself up on the chair as Time and Hossack begin to stir in the ring.
Kave: I knew it was too good to be true, The Bad Guy and EWM had a great momentum going. Outside, Shock-Factor and Kash grab a hold of EWM’s throat, EWM tries to fight back but Krypton who is recovering gets EWM with a low blow, taking the energy back out of EWM. Shock-Factor and Kash proceed to lift EWM in the air then slam him down onto the other announce table as it crushes to the floor.
Kave: NO NO NO, The number game has proven too much for EWM and Bad Guy
Bret: I knew they wouldn’t be able to keep it up, What a pair of losers!!! The Ikons rule all, they would never stand an chance against them.
Kave: It was a great fight for EWM and Bad Guy, they showed that they aren’t afraid of anyone or anything. The Ikons then put EWM and Bad Guy in the centre of the ring and Time hits a Timebomb from the top turnbuckle onto the outnumbered superstars laid out in the centre of the ring. The rest of the Ikons continue with a few stomps and Jace climbs out of the ring and gets the 4WF title and hands it to Hossack.
Kave: No this isn’t right
Hossack signals to Krypton and Kash to pick up EWM, the two oblige and pull his limp body up and hold him as Hossack talks some trash to him then smashes the title through the head of EWM sending him crashing back to the mat. Hossack then signals for them to pick up Bad Guy, Kash and Krypton pick the Bad Guy up, who suddenly gets a second wind and throws Kash to the mat and tries kicking and punching to get near him as the fans begin to go wild, their encouragement goes unheard as the Bad Guy is restrained and nailed in the head with the title by Hossack who is looking very smug with himself.
Bret: Yeah WOOOOO, this shows you who is the strongest faction in the 4WF
Kave: they’re sick, there was no need for half of that, the Bad Guy and EWM, got on top fairly.
Bret: Fairly, they attacked the lumberjacks they brought it all on their own sorry asses.
The Ikons Music hits as they all hold their hands up in the air and a chorus of ‘boo’s’ and ‘assholes’ echo through the building.
Kave: What a hell of a night it has been, Were all geared up for No Vacancy, what is gonna happen, nobody knows
Bret: Hossack is gonna retire those two retards laying in the ring, . . . .Hey look Bad Guy is bleeding, HA HA HA
Kave: We’ve got so much to
follow up on, Is there anything in the Bad Guy, EWM plot, and what’s going on
with Jet, we will try to find out more next week. . . . .GOODNIGHT.
Then The CEO Bratcher makes his way out and begins to applaud the Ikons and Hossack who are all standing in the ring looking tired from the recent battle but still standing gloating to the fans as Deathrow comes to a close.