
Deathrow 22nd July
Revealed
The
Megatron at the 4WF weekly show, Deathrow is ticking down with the thousands of
fans in attendance chanting the countdown "FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE!" as
the whole arena erupts into cheers and fireworks and loud explosions with many
pyros lighting the whole place up. The camera pans over the fans who are all
waving their home made posters in the air "I feel the ImPaKt",
"Highland Pussie", "OutsiderZ no1", "MOM" are a
few of the brightly coloured signs as some of the fans also wave their replica
4WF titles in the air as the cheering continues and the camera switches to the
4WF commentators
Kave:
Hello and welcome to this weeks edition of Deathrow
Bret: And
what a great night we have ahead of us
Kave: We
sure do Bret, and we've got the best seats in the house to see it all
Bret: Yeah
no i love my job, all apart from working with idiots
Kave: Dito
Bret: huh!
what the hecks that mean
Kave:
Nothing at all Bret, just concentrate with the show
Bret:
Show. Oh yeah what a great line up of matches, Main event the World champion EWM
teaming with his brother and the Extreme champion Jaxx
Kave: Yeah
they will be taking on the team of the Grim Reapers, Warlord and Hellfire
Bret: Oh
yeah and we've also got another tag match, with the two great mystery ikons
Kave: We
sure have theyre taking on the team Men on a Mission, Python and Allstar
Bret: Too
right I'm going with the Ikons all the way
Kave: You
would, but remeber its for a shot at the tag titles, who Smash and Juice
currently hold and Juice is gonna referee this match
Bret: do
you know something i dont know like, is Juice gonna screw someone
Kave: I
dont know!, i was just saying he was te referee
Bret: Yeah
well i know someting you dont know!
Kave:
Really what?
Bret: I
Know who the mystery team are
Kave: Who?
Bret: Im
not telling
Kave: I
thought so . . . . . anyway carrying on, Dustin Theisen is taking on Carnage
Bret: A
battle between Ikon and New Breed member, and Dustin is the Gauntlet champion
remember
Kave: Yeah
im sick of you reminding me
Bret:
Jealusy will get you no where
Kave: Well
another Ikon will be in single action, Makaveli the Don will be taking on Hyped
up
Bret: Damn
its gonna be an Ikon night
Kave:
Thats all we hear from you, Well there are no ikons in the other two matches on
the card, Azazel will be going one on one with the rhyming poet
Bret: But
thets all later after are opening match where Goldham will be taking on the
strange Big Blue.
Goldham Vs Big Blue
Kave:
Here we are, and the next event tonight we have, Big Blue our new comer
versus Goldham! Both have had exciting pasts and will be squaring off
tonight.
Bret: I'm sure Goldham will add another notch to his belt to show this
victory! Just like he's beeten Smash, the Outsider superstar! All
that crap makes me sick!!
I'm Blue, by Iffiel 65 plays and Big Blue walks out onto the ramp. Slapping
hands with some of the fans before he slides into the ring and awaits on the
entrance of Goldham. Just then comotion is seen in the crowd as they part
the camera spots Goldham coming up and crossing the baracade. He slides
into the ring to recieve some hard stomps to the head by Big Blue. The big
man lifts up Goldham and nails some shots to the head. Goldham stumbles
back into the corner. Big Blue charges at Goldham but Goldham uses his
Cruiserweight ability to lift his body up into a hand stand on the turnbuckle,
leaving Big Blue crashing into the turnbuckle!!! Goldham flies down
hitting a missle drop kick to the back of Big Blue's head sending him to
the mats.
Bret: What great manuevering by the little guy onto the big guy!! I
told you that Goldham was going to win!
Kave: Well the fans disagree with you!! Listen to the heat they're
giving Goldham!
Crowd: Goldham sucks! Goldham Sucks!!!
Bret: You think Goldham cares?? He's all about winning! Which
he'll do tonight!
Back in the ring Goldham takes a second to catch his breath and then goes over
and lifts Big Blue back to his feat. Goldham runs back and bounces of the
ropes going for a double hand head chop but Big Blue ducks and Goldham's hands
smack together, then Big Blue takes his huge hands and pushes up on the chest of
Goldham throwing him high into the air, dropping him with a crash back down to
the mats! Big Blue then lifts up Goldham back to his feat grabbing the his
hair and throwing him into the massive arm of himself nailing a huge
clothesline!
Kave: Did you see that clothesline it almost took of his head! I
can't believe what skilllevel we're seeing from Big Blue! He may be a new
comer but he's looking like he's been fighting since he was born!
Big Blue grasps his hands onto Goldham picking him up and throwing him back down
to the canvus for a one armed scoop suplex. Big Blue throws Goldham into
the corner where he slumps down sitting on the ground. Big Blue then runs
over and puts his massive foot onto Goldhams throat. The reph counts the
1,2,3,4,5 and then forces Big Blue off. Big Blue turns around and gets in
the rephs face. Giving Goldham the oppurtunity to regain some
strength. Goldham sees Big Blues back turned and he throws his fist
into the groin area of Big Blue sending Big Blue down on his knees in pain.
Bret: HAHAHA did you see that one! Big Blue is such an idiot. I'm
suprised Goldham didn't miss! I mean It's so small!
Kave: Bret, were supposed to be commenting the match! That's sick
and illegal!
Bret: I am commentating the match I'm givin the history on Big Blue!
And the reph didn't see it so technically It's not illegal!
In the ring Goldham hops to the top ropes and leaps off slamming Big Blues face
into the mats for a huge bulldog off the top ropes. Goldham lifts the Big
man back onto his feet and attempts to lift him off the ground with a brain
buster. Goldham tries once, tries again, and...He lifts Big Blue up but
then he falls sending Big Blue's head straight into the ribs of Goldham!
Goldham grabs his ribs and rolls around in pain, from the 300 and 50 pounds of
weight crushing into his ribs!! Big Blue goes over to Goldham and picks
him up. Lifting him up for a back body drop but Goldhams recovered and as
he flies into the air he does a back flip out of the move. Then throws a
dropkick into the leg of Big Blue sending him down to his knees. Goldham
then grabs the foot of Big Blue lifts it up and crashes it into the canvus!
Bret: O my gosh Goldhams trying to break Big Blue's ankle! I'm
loving it!!!
Kave: You're a sick man a sick man Bret!!
Goldham grasps Big Blues leg again applying an anckle lock on Big Blue. Big
Blue squirms around in pain but he can't reach the ropes. Big Blue
then swayeds his leg in and out, in and out, and then he throws his leg into
Goldham's soar guts and Goldhams forced to let go. Big Blue comes to his
feet and grabs Goldham. But Goldham trips Big Blue into the
turnbuckle. Goldham charges at Big Blue and nails him with a
shoulder buster into the ribs of Goldham!
Kave: Come on Big Blue come on!!
Bret: Nice job Goldham Big Blue's getting weaker and weaker by the moment.
Big Blue falls to his knees and Goldham charges at Big Blue again this time
hitting a drop kick to the face of the now fallen Big Blue. Goldham runs
over and rolls Big Blue up in a school boy. Then putting his feet on
the ropes for more leverage. The reph doesn't notice it!
1.....
2.......
Kave: This isn't fair!!!
Big Blue moves his foot up to hit the ropes when he knocks Goldhams foot sending
him off balance and the pin isn't completed! Goldham can't believe it and
he makes sure he tells the reph! Goldham corners the reph into the
turnbuckle yelling in his face. Then
the reph shoves Goldham and Goldham stumbles back a few steps can't believe what
the reph just did. Just then Big Blue charges at Goldham clipping him with a
spear from behind! Goldham falls to the ground and Big Blue picks him up
and throws his arm over Goldham's head lifting him up for a stahling suplex but
Goldham squigles out flipping and falling behind Big Blue! Before Goldham
hits the ground he grabs his hand around Big Blue's throat, thrusting him with a
shuddering crash to the ground!
Bret: My god did you see that! All he has to do is pin him and he'll
win! Just pin him Goldham!
Kave: Shows how much influence you have on what he does. Goldham
lifts up Big Blue and throws him into the corner!
From there Goldham lifts Big Blue up so he's sitting on the thrid turnbuckle.
Goldham then climbs up so he's standing on the third rope. He throws his
hands in the air to the crowd as they give him heat he does the suck it sign to
Big Blue before he hops in the air and looks like he's about to exxecute a
hurricanrunna off the top ropes when Big Blue turns the tables and hits a Lights
out!!!! Goldham goes face first into the canvus as a big BAM is herd and
Goldham lays still.
Kave: O my God Big Blue just made Goldham go from a hurricanrunna into a
Powerbomb to Face Buster! My God. Big Blue covers!
1
2
3
Kave: It's over Big Blue has defeated Goldham! With a huge
victory! Goldham showed off to the crowd to long which gave Big Blue
the oppurtunity to regain enough strenght to hit, Lights Out!!!!
Bret: I can't believe it! I just can't believe it! Goldham had
the match won!!!!!
Big Blue brings his body back to his feet as the reph walks over and lifts
up his hands in victory! As Big Blue climbs onto the turnbuckles and the
crowd gives him a decent pop.
Kave: Wait a minute who's that!
Bret: It's reinforcments!! It's All Star!
OK, There is a problem with one of our match writers... his computer just Fucked up on him and he has to re-write the whole of the Azazel Vs Poet Match... So I will post this match as soon as it is possible... Again I apologize to both Azazel and Poet for the delay in getting them their match.
Jaxx is shown walking through the
backstage area his title draped over his shoulder when suddenly out of nowhere
Aaron Carter attacks with a chair slamming it hard into Jaxx?s back hitting him
hard into the wall where he continues to beat away on Jaxx?s injured arm then
spins him around and stunners him. Jaxx is lying out cold on the ground as
Aaron picks up the chair again and continues to slam it hard down on him over
and over again.
Finally someone comes to the aid of Jaxx but amazingly its Belly who pulls off
Aaron Carter who looks at Belly and drops down Jaxx?s Xtreme title which he was
using to beat Jaxx with. Satisfied Aaron walks away.
Aaron Carter - I?ll see you next week freak when the mega star that is Aaron
Carter will really take it to you and leave as Xtreme champion.
With that Aaron walks off and Belly helps up Jaxx who pulls upon realising who
it is and makes to storm away when Belly shouts after him ?Where was your
brother when YOU needed HIM, seams very one way.? Jaxx turns back around
looking at Belly who looks really smug and he storms off down the corridor
dragging the gold behind him.
*Commercial Break*
Hyped Up Vs Makaveli the Don
Kave: (slowly
readjusting his headset as he puts his water back on the table and starts
talking again) Well Bret, this should be an exiting match!! We've seen both of
these wrestlers go head to head before in a tag match but never in a singles
match, and it should be interesting to see both wrestlers singles techniques.
Bret: Kave!! We all know that Hyped Up is that. All hyped Up, its obvious that
as soon as these two wrestlers enter this ring with or without there tag
partners Makaveli the Don is gonna absolutely destroy him!!!
Kave: Bret, your always such a pessimist towards the main faces of this fed!!
Bret: Yeah but im a optimist towards all the heels!!
Kave: Bret that's not the point you should be looking out for all the
wrestlers not just the ones that hate everything and everyone!!!
Bret turns and looks at Kave with a sinister look on his face..
Kave then looks away and whispers to himself before Bret slams his hand down on
the desk, and laughing at him before the arena lights fade out as a blue strobe
light effect makes the whole arena flicker . "ONE STEP CLOSER" by
Linkin Park blares over the P.A. System gradually getting louder sending the
capacity crowd wild. Suddenly with two large explosions the strobe lighting
stops and over the Megatron Hyped Up's face appears with his name and then so
does Sky's before his actual video plays showing his past fights and scenes in
the 4WF. With another two loud bangs two rockets screech through the air and
into the rafters, which lights up three spotlights which shine down to the top
of the ramp where Hyped Up is stood..His arms are spread wide one holding a
chair and the other tightly clenched and peering through his spread legs is Sky
kneeling on the floor between them.. With another flash of Pyro's all the arena
lights go back to a strobe light effect as Hyped turns and starts pointing to
the crowd and shouting at them, giving the crowd a huge boost and sending them
crazy with excitement before sprinting down and sliding into the ring.. As he
enters the ring he runs towards the turnbuckle and with awesome agility jumps
straight onto the top and thumps his fist against the steel chair in which he
wields in the other hand before pointing to the crowd and shouting "No.1..
I'm No.1.." Sky slowly walks down the ramp to the ring blowing kisses and
slapping the hands of the wolf whistling fans...Hyped carries on saluting the
crowd until he is joined in the ring by Sky who crouches by his legs as a rocket
from each turnbuckle fly's into the air showering the crowd and stopping the
strobe light effect..
Kave: Look and listen to the crowd as Hyped and Sky both salute them from the
ring.
Slowly the camera sweeps around the crowd, showing signs and happy faces as they
all chant and wave as the crowd passes them.
Once again the lights in the arena fade out as Tupac's "Ballad of a
deadSoulja" plays as Makaveli the Don appears on the stage. As he
raises his fist into the air the crowd goes wild with a mixed reaction of boo's
and cheers, Many of the cheers appearing over the voice over as Bret goes wild
cheering as he enters the ramp. Slowly Makaveli walks to the ring and jumps on
to the outside of the rings apron and goes in-between the top two ropes. He
walks across the ring to every corner and raises his fist before he stands in
the centre of the ring and raises both fists as pyros Explode around him.
Kave: Considering Makaveli is a heel and an icon he is very well over with alot
of the youngsters and women of the crowd.
Bret: Yeah, but he has better taste than any of these ugly Trogs here
Kave: That's a bit
harsh don't you think, especially since your mum lives here.
Bret: (a disgruntled look appears on his face as he looks back towards Kave)
Yes, well that tells the whole story of why my mam and dad were divorced.
Without Bret or Kave
noticing both wrestler had walked up to each others faces and were both trash
talking until a series of slaps to the chest of both wrestlers send the crowd
oohing and ahhing which also attracts the attention of both commentators who
were still arguing between them selves..
Both wrestlers look at each other before slapping once again making a few
members of the crowd turn away or cover their ears as each slap sends a huge
sound around the arena.
Kave: Listen to the power of those shots.
Bret: Do it again, do it again..
After both wrestlers chests are red roar and their hands are a burning red they
walk away from each other and stair each other down before running at each
other.
As they both collide in the middle there is a huge roar from the crowd as both
stand their ground and grunt at each other before once again turning to run
towards the ropes..
On their return once again both wrestlers grunt as they stand firm after running
into each other..
Hyped looks at the solid structure of Makaveli and once again turns towards the
ropes, only as he turns to be pulled to the ground by Makaveli who never turned
and just grabbed Hyped's hair.
Kave: Not very inventive but ..
Bret: Very affective...
Kave: Yes!!!
Hyped rolls on the canvas and out of the ring holding his head and hair as he
shouts to the ref and pulls his hair trying to get him to warn Mak
As the referee turns to warn Mak he isn't their as he has already left the ring
and secretly working his way round to the unaware Hyped who is shaking his head
and rubbing it whilst Sky talks to him..
Suddenly Sky gets pushed out of the way and Hyped gets a thump to the back of
the head sending him onto the railings sending the crowd wild and emerging a
smile upon Maks face.
Kave, Looking at Bret who also has the same twisted look on his face shakes his
head and once again readjusts his head set.
As hyped hangs his arms over the barricade, fanatic fans pat his hands and
scream before Mak drags him away by his hair and lands a powerful DDT sending
Hyped's head smashing onto the lightly covered concrete.
Kave: Bret, did you hear that thud.
Bret: (smiling) As his Head hit the canvas
As Hyped rolls around the ground in agony mac walks over and smiles at the
booing crowd before walking back to hyped and kicking him in the gut..
Slowly Mak picks Hyped up and throws him into the ring cautiously following
keeping one eye on an angry and frustrated Sky and the other on a dazed and
confused Hyped..
Kave: Mac is slowly taking control of this man!!!!!
As Mac gets to his feet Hyped runs over and clothes lines him smashing his
forearm over his chest sending him over the top rope and to the assumption of
Hyped to the floor, but instead as Mak over the ropes he holds the top rope and
lands himself softly onto the ring apron..
Hyped thinking he has
time for a breather kneels and holds his forearm, which he seemed to have hurt
when he hit Mak's chest..
Suddenly without warning Hyped's face is rammed into the canvas once again as
Mak does a running dropkick into the back of the crouching Hyped..
Once again Mak has the advantage and lifts Hyped off the canvas and Irish whips
him into the ropes and on his return lands an awesome hurricanerunna which flips
Hyped onto his back..
Hyped wrenches in pain and holds his back as Mak runs to the near
turnbuckle and dives off landing a huge elbow drop into the open chest of
Hyped..
Once again Mak lifts up Hyped by his hair and whilst taunting the crowd swings
him around and lands a unprittier which sends the crowd oohing once again..
Mak goes for the pin as hyped lies on the canvas motionlessly...
Ref: 1... 2... three...
Hyped reaches his arm into the air and the crowd go wild as his shoulder lifts
off the canvas..
Bret: even though how much I want Mak to win he's not going to do it with a
pitiful move like that!!!
Mak rolls off Hyped and gets to his feet before pushing the referee and waving
three fingers in front of his face giving Hyped enough time to get tohis feet
and regain his senses...
Hyped walks up behind Mak and gives him a kidney punch turning him around and
then kicking him in the chest then upper cutting him as his head comes down
sending him reeling into the ropes, on his return Hyped droptoeholedMak ..
Once again Hyped lifts Maks head off the floor and Irish whips him into
theturnbuckle as he hits the turnbuckle Hyped runs towards him and jumps onto
the second turnbuckle resting his head in the palm of his hand whilst the other
hand is raised above his head, clenched..
As the crowd cheer he brings his fist into the forehead of Mak leaving the crowd
shouting, one..two..three..four...
As the counting continues Hyped lands his punches harder and harder onto the
skull of Mak until the ref pulls him off and walks him to the opposite corner
warning him as he does.
Mak slowly slouches down in the corner and tries to get his breath until hyped
runs out of his corner and baseball slides him in groin...
Every male in the arena pulls a horrified face as Maks eyes nearly pop out of
his head, leaving only the girls to smile and laugh as he rolls around in agony.
Hyped rolls out of the ring and grabs both of Maks feet turning him so that the
turnbuckle post is directly between his legs.
Hyped looks around at the crowd, who stand and applaud as make waves his
hands in front of his head and pleads for him not to do it, but only to his
disappointment Hyped Pulls his legs and leaves Mak goggle eyed and holding his
mid region as if it was just stolen..
Suddenly there is a huge uproar from the crowd as a figure emerges through the
crowd grasping a chair.
As the crowd notices the chair there is a huge chant for Double D..
But as he finally emerges on the opposite side of the ring it is not DoubleD
but..
Kave: Jace.. Jace . Jace. What the hell is he doing here.
Bret: Wahoo, he's a fellow ikon that's what he's doin here.
On the inside of the ring Mak distracts the referee as Jace runs at Hyped and
with a deafening crack smashes the steel chair in which he was Wielding over the
head of hyped and then as he hits the mats covering the concrete, with another
sickening thud Jace smashes the chair into his chest..
Sky runs towards them both and grabs Jace's hand swinging him around before
slapping him.
Jace drops the chair and fingers around his jaw checking for any blood before he
stairs at Sky and laughs.
He then pushes Sky to the floor and picks Hyped Up and rolls him into the ring
where Mak pushes the referee out of the way and dives on top of Hyped up as the
referee turns around and goes for the cover…
ONE
TWO
THREE
Bret: Mak has done
it… what a victory…
Kave: Jace is the one
that one that match, not mak…
Bret: Whos hand is
held high in the middle of the ring eh…
Kave: Makaveli
Bret: Exactly.
Jace jumps into the
ring and kicks out Hyped who is still holding his head as the referee goes to
try and raise maks hand, Jace throws the referee out of the ring and raises maks
hand himself, as they both celebrate in the ring…
Kave: Wait…
Into the ring jumps
Wotto and attacks Jace and mak from behind, knocking them out of the ring, as he
picks up the steel chair Jace used and warns off mak and Jace who tried to get
back in the ring, but Wotto swung the chair but only hit the ropes…
Bret: where the hell
did he come from…
Kave: I havnt a
clue… he just appeared in the ring out of no where…
***A
Replay is shown***
As Jace and Makaveli
celbrated in the ring and Jace raises Mak’s hand, out through the crowd, over
the barrier jumps Wotto before sliding into the ring behind Jace and Mak and
hits them both in the back with a big forearm knocking them through the ropes.
***Replay
Stops***
Kave: Well there you
go Bret, he attacked them from behind… he came straight through the crowd.
What a return we havnt seen him for over 2 weeks.
Bret: Exactly… he
attacked them from behind… what a coward.
But at least now he has returned it means the newest
member of Bad Blood, The Terminator will finally get his shot at the Supreme
Title… haha…
The
cameras switch to the backstage area. It is cramped with people making sure
everything goes alright with Deathrow. In amongst them all, Apocalypse is there
stroking his chin. The cameras zoom up to him to see what exactly he is saying.
Apoc:
Damn.....just where is the canteen? I need some cheese and onion Hula Hoops to
help me concentrate.
Apoc then
puts it into his own hands to ask the people around him where he can find an
outlet of the popular brand of hoop-shaped potato chips. He asks the nearest
person, a busy bodied middle aged man with a moustache in case you were
wondering, where the cafeteria is situated. Apoc speaks with an agitated look on
his face.
Apoc: Hey,
busy bodied middle aged man with a moustache, wheres the Cafe 4WF?
Man: Apoc.....sorry
man......but I really dont have the time...I need to sort out tonights entrances
and shit.
Apoc:
Pleassssssseeeeee busy bodied middle aged man with a moustache, couldnt
you do me this one favour? I mean, I know I dont even know what your first name
is, but we can still be friends!
Man: Er......you
were right......my name really is busy bodied middle aged man with a moustache.
I'm very lucky that I am all of those things, as the name wouldn’t really make
sense without It.
Apoc then
strokes his chin, and thinks of something to say.
Man:
Er.....Ok.....I guess I'll just walk away right now.....seeya busy
bodied.....er no I cant be bothered......seeya mate..
Apoc: K
Apoc, good luck in finding some Hula Hoops
Apoc
then walks through the door, and heads through one of the huge grey corridors in
the dull headquarters of the 4wf. He finally reaches a crossroads, with no signs
on where to go.
“This is
gonna be tricky,” Apoc says out loud, as a cameraman follows him. “It will
take all my army training to figure out which way to go…..”
Apoc gets
ready, takes a deep breath and chants…..
“Eeneee,
menee, minee, MO!” he exclaims. “So follow me, we go…left!”
The
cameraman follows Apoc patiently, until they reach a door. The door has a sign
on it: “SECRET ROOM OF SECRET STUFF. PLEASE DO NOT ENTER!”
Apoc
smiles. “Well as much as that sign scares me…I think we’ll go in Mr
Cameraman.”
The Camera
bobs up and down, to indicate nodding from the cameraman. The door squeaks open
and the cameras focus on a room that is gleaming with trophies that the various
wrestlers have acquired throughout the year
Apoc: Woah……this
must be like the trophy room!
Cameraman:
Woah…you’re like a genius.
Apoc: Shut
it! Lets try and find some good stuff.
The two
plough through various trophies that wrestlers have won throughout the years.
The cameraman grabs one and looks confused at Apocalypse.
Cameraman:
Apoc? You won Line Dancer of the year in 1995?
Apoc: Er…I
don’t remember that!
Camerman:
Yeah yeah!
Apoc: A
BELT!!!
Cameraman:
Where?
Apocalypse
grabs the belt and shows it to the cameraman. It has a note on it, simply saying
“vacant.”
Cameraman:
Woa…..cruiserweight title man!
Apoc: Look
at how it shines!
Apocalypse
gets a faraway look in his eye, as the cameraman looks baffled.
Cameraman:
I’m baffle…why have you got that faraway look in your eye?
Apoc: How
does this sound to you: “Apocalypse: The Cruiserweight Ikon!”
Cameraman:
You’re too heavy for a Cruiserweight…..don’t get any ideas.
Apoc: No
wait..”Apocalypse: The Cool Cruiserweight Ikon.”
Cameraman:
Snap out of it Apoc!
Apoc:
I’ve got it! “Apocalypse: The REALLY Cool Cruiserweight Ikon!”
Cameraman:
Are you planning on stealing that belt?
Apoc: Not
stealing really. I deserve it. Just because I’m a Cruiserweight doesn’t mean
I don’t deserve a belt!
Cameraman:
You’re not cruiserweight!!!
Apoc: I
am, and I’m taking what’s rightfully mine.
Cameraman:
Don’t!
Apoc:
Bye!!!!
Apoc
rushes out of the room, with the cruiserweight title held tightly in his hands.
The cameraman quickly gets up, and follows him as he runs around the Deathrow
studios, until he gets to the door where you enter the arena.
Apoc: Now
to announce to my adoring fans that I am the new Cruiserweight title holder.
Cameraman:
You’ll get found out.
Apoc: I
won this title fairly!
Cameraman:
I just seen you steal it!
Apoc: Pff,
you need some glasses.
Before the
argument can continue, Apoc trots down the aisle to a mass of booing fans. He
has a grin on his face, and the cruiserweight title strapped around his waist.
He slides under the bottom rope, and bows to the fans. He then gets tossed a mic
from outside the ring. The commentators are on a break, so the only person
speaking is Apoc.
Apoc:
Hello, hello! Now, I have a serious announcement to make so will you all please
zip it!
Of course,
Apoc’s clumsy request makes the crowd boo louder than ever.
Apoc: Ah
shut yer faces. I have noticed that in this profession of huge men, fighting,
that sometimes, the little ones get overlooked. Apparently, you have to be big
to win a title here in the 4wf. Cruiserweights like me often get overlooked, and
never can achieve any success. But that is about to change. Someone who can
stand up for the small people was needed. And it wasn’t easy, but I climbed
the ladder, the huge ladder to success, and now after months of fighting, I am
indeed the NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!
The crowd
seem utterly confused, as Apoc continues to speak.
Apoc: Like
I said, all the hard work I have put into getting this title has finally paid
off. It was totally worth it. And I am ready to bring the Cruiserweight division
back into focus! I am the Really Cool Cruiserweight Ikon and nothing can stop me
now!
Just then, a 4WF executive walks out with an annoyed look on his face. The crowd are still booing for Apoc’s lies, but the 4wf executive has a look on his face that means business, as he puts the mic to his lips
4WF
Executive: Look Apoc. You think you can come and claim the cruiserweight title?
Well for one that’s very disrespectful, and two…you don’t qualify for the
Cruiserweight division!
Apoc:
You’re just picking on me because I’m small!
4WF
Executive: YOU’RE OVER 100 LBS TOO HEAVY!!
Apoc: I am
not! And I can prove it too!
The
executive lets out a rather scornful laugh, obviously not believing Apoc, and
then makes a compromise.
4WF
Executive: Ok then Mr…if you can prove to me that you qualify for
Cruiserweight title, I will proclaim you the new champion!
Apoc:
Wahey! Ok I will now call out my partner, Makaveli.
The crowd
await Apoc’s next words.
Apoc:
Makaveli, bring out the rigged scales!!!
4WF
Executive: WHAT???
Apoc: Er…I
mean…..BIG scales…
4WF
Executive: Hmmm!
Makaveli
the Don comes out, with a set of scales and brings it into the ring with
Apocalypse. The scales have a note on them: “FAKE SCALES FOR APOC.”
4WF
Executive: What does that note say????
Makaveli
quickly takes the note off, scrunches it up, and throws it into the crowd.
Makaveli:
Er nothing…..
Apoc: Ok
can we begin?
4WF
Executive: Ok…stand on the scales.
Apoc
stands on the scales, and a huge grin on his face appears, as the scales read
150 lbs.
4WF
Executive: Wha’….er…..I’ll be damned…..well…I dunno…..
Apoc:
C’mon!
4WF
Executive: I cant believe I’m doing this…..er…..ladies and gentlement…..the
NEW Cruiserweight title holder…..Apocalypse
Then the Mega Tron Flickers again
*Commercial Break*
As 4WF come back from
a commercial break. The camera is focused on a sign on the Door reading 'E.W.M.'
Jaxx suddenly bursts out in front of the camera and boots open the door. Carnage
and E.W.M. sit playing poker. Jaxx stands in the doorway breathing heavily and
holding the back of his head. "What the HELL just happened!? E.W.M. turns
and looks up towards Jaxx very calmly as Carnage lays down his cards.
"I was just attacked by some dwarf with a chair!"
"His name's Aaron Carter, I know, I saw it." Jaxx steps further into the room and stands right beside E.W.M. and Carnage.
"You saw it and you didn't do anything!?"
"Your a big boy, I'm sure you can take care of yourself." Jaxx grabs the front of his mask and pulls forward ripping it off. E.W.M. stands as Jaxx leans down to shout in his face.
"Do you know who had to intervene!?" E.W.M. nods.
"A corpulent mass of flesh named Belly." Carnage looks up to Jaxx.
"Belly. I get attacked and Belly saves me over my brother!"
"Like I say...
you can handle yourself." Jaxx and E.W.M. stare deep into one another as
E.W.M. moves to a locker. He reaches into the locker and takes out a small
bottle of water, not taking his eyes of Jaxx. He takes the lid of the bottle and
takes a quick drink then starts to empty the contents over his head. "Get
yourself together, we got a match to win." E.W.M. looks down to Carnage and
he stands.
E.W.M. moves to the
door leaving a furious Jaxx standing in the room. As he passes he gives him a
little pat on his arm, right on the bullet wound. Jaxx seizes up and grabs his
arm, stepping back from E.W.M. Carnage moves around Jaxx and gives him a less
than sympathetic look then stands beside E.W.M. Jaxx watches E.W.M. closely
while he leaves the room with Carnage. He looks down to his mask then puts
his mask back on as the camera fades.
Kave- Is that how brothers are supposed to act?
Bret- Of course it is... taking into account which particular brothers they
are...
Kave- You have a point... for a change.
Bret- Well it's time for you to keep your remarks to yourself, we're gonna get
underway here.
Dustin Thiesen Vs Carnage
Bret- This is gonna
be great... it's a petty Jaxx was too scared to take on Dustin, I'd like to see
him have his mask wearing ass kicked.
Kave- I don't think I'd say he was too scared...
Bret- ...Of course he was... I mean who wouldn't be afraid of the first ever
Gauntlet Champion! I get scared just thinking about him!
Kave- Bret you get scared just thinking about curtains...
Bret- That's not funny at all.
Kave- I thought it was.
Bret- You would. But seriously... Dustin's got this one in the bag.
Kave- I don't think so, even if Dustin does come out on top it wont be without a
hell of a fight from Carnage, you've seen how this guy trains!
Bret- What he can't afford his own gym equipment and that makes him good?
Kave- Well it's not long until you're put out of your misery Bret cause this
match is getting underway any second now.
Bret- Match? You mean the destruction of the Supreme wannabe?
Kave- Bret haven't you learned anything from all the months you've been here?
Your stubborn ways usually have to be covered up with elaborate and plain stupid
lies. Don't you think just once, just this one time you could maybe ease up on
the bias and cut the other guy some slack?
Bret just stares at him blankly for a while before getting a little smile.
Bret- Yeah and who are you? Kevin Costner?
Kave- That whole time you were sitting there you were trying to think that up
weren't you?
Bret- So.
Kave- It's pathetic.
Bret- I hate you.
Kave- Feelings neutral Bret, your just lucky Mr Bratcher pays well.
Bret- I don't call luck having to sit beside you night after night listening to
you drone on and drone on about these nobody wrestlers with your Kevin Costner
speeches and so on.
Kave- Okay I think that's enough for tonight.
Bret- Yeah.
As they finish speaking "Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta" hits and
bright green pyros shoot out from each side of the ramp illuminating the crowd
with the bright green color. He comes out to the stage as the sparks rain down
and makes his way to the ring looking very focused.He gets into the ring and
climbs the first turnbuckle he gets to then throws his hands up in the air as
more green pyros shoot up around the ring.He climbs down and takes out a mic.
"Carnage... I hope you're ready for this because I sure as hell am. It's
time to end the verbal assaults and let our fists do the talking! Oh and when
I'm stomping your puny head into the ground... you're gonna realise that it just
comes more naturally to some!"
His music along with
the lights fade and "For Whom The Bells Toll" fires up. Carnage slowly
comes out to the stage and stands steady with his arms at his side. He slowly
brings his head up and when he reaches line with Dustin a huge ring of fire
erupts all around him.
As it slowly dies down he steps through it and starts making his way to the ring
when E.W.M. comes out from backstage and accompanies him to ringside. They gets
to the ring with a fixed gaze on Dustin then Carnage climbs the ring steps and
into the ring.
Bret- What's E.W.M. doing here? He'll screw up the match!
Kave- I don't care this will definitely be a great match!
The bell hits and Dustin charges at Carnage. Carnage lunges forward and they
clash in the middle into a grapple. They circle around the ring, keeping to the
corners, each man struggling to come out on top.As they struggle into the centre
of the ring they suddenly both try to hit a move. Both men twist round for a
neckbreaker and both men go for it at the same time.
Bret- Jesus!
Kave- A double neckbreaker... not so handy it would appear, they're both down.
Both men lie in the ring holding their heads as the referee starts the count.
One... Carnage reaches over to the ropes. Two... Dustin begins to crawl to the
side of the ring. Three... Carnage pulls himself up holding the back of his
head. Four... Dustin rolls to the outside and starts rubbing the back of his
head.
Kave- That must have seriously hurt the both of them but only enough for a four
count.
Carnage sees Dustin not facing him and runs at the ropes. As he reaches them
Dustin turns and receives a baseball slide to the face, knocking him into the
barriers. Carnage picks him up and starts beating his head off the barriers and
E.W.M. starts walking around.
The fans start to
crowd around them, reaching over the barriers to try and touch them. Carnage
takes Dustin and throws him into the ring. Carnage slides into the ring just as
Dustin surprisingly springs to his feet. Carnage gets up to a Supekick to the
face sending him off the ropes.
Bret- That's Dustin's set up move for the Hangman's DDT!
Carnage comes off the ropes and sees Dustin reaching out to catch him but nails
him with a clothesline.
Kave- Ooh! Dustin's tasting mat! It's too early for finishing him.
Bret- Hey it's never too early to end a match!
Carnage gets up to the top rope and kneels down as Dustin staggers to his feet.
Carnage leaps off with a flying clothesline but Dustin is prepared and grabs his
arm while sidestepping and turning it into an armbar.
Bret- Great reactions!
Kave- Yeah very impressive.
Carnage screams and
stretches out for the ropes but Dustin is holding him back and taunting him.
Bret- Ha ha now this really is a great match.
Kave- Carnage is still fighting though and you can imagine the pain his arm will
be in after this.
Bret- You mean when he comes to after this.
Kave- It might just be.
Carnage swings his fist around and manages to catch Dustin on the head. He
repeats hitting him a few times until Dustin has to release the hold. Carnage
instantly rolls out of the ring and starts to walk around the ring in the
direction of the ramp.
Bret- Hey he better not be leaving this just got good!
Dustin sees Carnage trying to recover and charges full steam across the
ring, leaping up onto the top rope and off again with a drop kick into Carnage's
shoulder this time sending Carnage into the Barriers.
Kave- That one must have hurt like hell as well! Dustin seems to be
concentrating on hurting that arm!
Bret- Oh what gives you that idea.
Kave- E.W.M. looks like he's trying not to interfere with the match too much.
Bret- Like I already told you... everyone's scared of Dustin Thiesen.
Kave- I was thinking it was more like he just has faith in Carnage.
Carnage begins to get up but Dustin boots his shoulder knocking him back down.
Dustin sees Carnage's gut exposed and begins to stomp on it, hurting his already
frail ribs.
Kave- Dustin really is a smart guy, he's strategically taking out Carnage.
Bret sits looking on with a smug grin on his face.
Kave- What? It's not like it's hard for me to admit someone's good.
Dustin hears the referees 'Six' and picks up Carnage. As the referee is about to
count seven Dustin rams Carnage's shoulder into the ring post then slides into
the ring. Carnage bounces off the ringpost but keeps his ground and just
staggers off and rests on the barriers.
Dustin looks to the
ref who's just counting eight then realises he can't give Carnage the time to
recover and goes again for the dropkick from the top rope to the outside. This
time, however, Carnage slides out of the way and Dustin's feet crash into the
face of an innocent fan who'd come up for a closer look.
Kave- Oh My God! Did you see that?
Bret- He probably meant it.
Kave- Don't say that! He might get sued!
Bret- Are you serious?
Carnage slides into the ring and begins swinging his arm around to loosen up his
shoulder. Dustin gets up as the shocked crowd look on. He slides into the ring
and gets to his feet to a barrage of punches from Carnage.
Kave- Looks like the upper hand has change hands here.
Carnage begins to lay into him increasingly violently until he backs him into a
corner. The referee interrupts and pulls Carnage from Dustin who slumps down in
the corner. Carnage shoves the referee and starts screaming in his face.
Bret- That kinda attitude's not gonna swing him the match!
Kave- But it's giving Dustin a chance to recover.
E.W.M. shouts up to Carnage and he swings around to Dustin and strolls over to
him, picking him up and hoisting him over his shoulder. He climbs to the top
turnbuckle and holds him there for a while as he looks out over the crowd.
Bret- Oh I don't like the look of this.
Kave- Yeah so just think how Dustin's feeling!
Carnage falls back of the ropes and Superplexes Dustin half way across the
canvas.
Kave- Very Nice move!
Carnage gets back up and grabs Dustin's foot, dragging him over to the
turnbuckle. He picks him up again and puts him on his shoulder and once again
climbs to the top turnbuckle.
Bret- He can't be going for another!
Kave- It looks like he is!
Bret- YES! What a turnaround.
As Carnage had prepared for another superplex, Dustin managed to break free and
turn it into a hurricanranna.
Kave- Carnage's definitely feeling the effects from that one.
Bret- And he will be for a while.
Carnage is holding his head in pain from the top rope hurricanranna and Dustin
rolls him over and goes for the pin. The referee goes down to make the count.
Bret- This could be it all over right here.
One...
Two...
Kickout by Carnage! Carnage gets back to his feet and is Irish whipped into the
ropes.
Bret- That could have ended it all.
Kave- And so could this! Superkick AGAIN!
Carnage crashes into Dustin's foot then falls back off the ropes before
rebounding into the...
Bret- Hangman's DDT! He nailed his finisher on Carnage!!
Kave- It's definitely over now!
Bret- He wont kickout from this one that's for sure!
Dustin makes the cover and the referee slides down to make the count...
One...
Two...
Kave- He kicked out again!
Bret- Impossible!
Kave- And it looks like Carnage has got his second wind he's up and really
taking it to Dustin. On the outside E.W.M. has his arms folded and looks
pleased.
Carnage starts rocking Dustin around the ring with huge punches before leveling
him with a big boot and straight into an elbow drop to the chest. He grabs his
foot and again drags him to the corner.
Kave- Carnage really likes that corner.
Carnage sits Dustin up on the turnbuckle facing out to the crowd then climbs up
behind him.
Bret- This looks even worse than the superplex!
Carnage stands on the top turnbuckle holding onto Dustin who's sitting looking
out over the crowd. Carnage throws one hand into the air and gets a huge
reaction from the crowd before jumping up with Dustin and hitting an Atomic Drop
from the top rope!
Kave- It's over! No doubt about it!
Bret- Oh no he's making the cover!
Kave- What'd you expect him to do? Knit him a jumper?
Bret- Will you please shut up!
The ref makes the count... One...
Two...
Bret- HE KICKED OU!!!!
Kave- Unbelievable! An Atomic Drop from the top ropes and he can still kickout...
no wait Carnage has pulled his leg up for another cover!
The ref gets down but can't even get a one count before Dustin powers out again.
Dustin rolls to the outside as Carnage gets in the refs face and starts shouting
at him about taking his time to make the count.
Outside Dustin is
resting on the barriers and E.W.M. comes round to him. Dustin doesn't see him
and starts walking away but E.W.M. runs and nails a punch into the back of his
head. Dustin stumbles forward holding his head and E.W.M. grabs it and pulls him
back ramming his knee into Dustin's skull.
Bret- Hey ref use your eyes look what's happening!
Kave- OW! E.W.M. just smashed a chair over Dustin's skull!
Bret- Finally the ref notices!
E.W.M. pulls the chair back for another shot on the fallen Dustin Thiesen but
the ref leans over the ropes and snatches it from his hands throwing it into the
ring but right in front of Carnage. Carnage picks it up and slides under the
ropes but the ref is threatening to disqualify him.
Bret- Do it you fool and get your ass disqualified!
Kave- You want Dustin Thiesen to have a chair cracked over his skull again?
Bret- ...not really... this is a tough decision... do I hate Carnage more than I
love Dustin...
Kave- Well I'll leave you to ponder your loves.
E.W.M. and Carnage exchange words and Carnage throws down the chair.
Kave- Smart guy.
Carnage throws Dustin towards the ringsteps and sends him crashing through them.
Dustin gets up quickly but is staggering around as he starts to run up the ramp.
Carnage chases after him but E.W.M. shouts out 'leave him!'
Bret- Dustin come back an kick his ass!
Carnage follows him up the ramp and Dustin looks up and sees him on the Megatron
then turns around and spears Carnage down the ramp. As Dustin gets back up he
hears the ref boom out 'five' and starts to walk back down to the ring.
Bret- Carnage is gonna be counted out!
Kave- He's still got time the ref's just at five.
As Dustin is coming back E.W.M. steps out in front of him and decks him with a
clothesline then goes back to his corner. Carnage gets back up in time with
Dustin and they hear the ref reaching 'seven'. Both men charge for the ring but
just before Dustin can get in Carnage grabs him, spins him around and goes for a
belly to belly suplex but as he starts Dustin manages to get a punch into his
head and they both fall awkwardly into the barriers at the side of the ramp.
Bret- Oh no. The ref's at nine and...
Kave- TEN! It's over a double count out... we have no winner!
Bret- And Dustin was so close as well! I can't believe this... oh well at least
Carnage didn't win.
Dustin gets up and grabs Carnage's hair and pulls him to his feet. He starts
laying into him with punches but Carnage brings up a knee into Dustin's chest
and then brings his elbow down on top of his head.
Dustin steps back as
Carnage lunges at him. He just manages to dive out of the way and nail a
dropkick to Carnage's head. Carnage stumbles into the barriers but swings around
with a mighty punch.
Kave- Someone should tell them the match is over...
They begin violently attacking each other with thunderous flurries of punches
gradually backing up the ramp. The ref tries to split them up but is also
restraining E.W.M. as best he can. The brawl between the two furious superstars
continues onto the ramp where a flood of officials pour out and split them up.
They are being held
back by up to four officials each but still struggling to get back at each other
as they are dragged backstage.
Kave- Well we said it would be a great match and we weren't wrong.
Bret- It could have been better.
Kave- And by that you mean Dustin could have one.
Bret- Hey I'm just looking on the bright side - Carnage didn't win! And there
goes E.W.M.
Kave- Yeah he's got an important match tonight.
Bret- Dustin should have had this match but that interfering E.W.M. had to be
here!
Kave- Well what's done is done and
this match is definitely done!
Kave: Well Bret, it has been a
good night for the 4WF so far…
Bret: What a Deathrow it has been,
and we still have 2 matches left…
Kave: Yes that’s right, 2 HUGE
tag team matches
Bret: the first one is the #1
contnder match for the Tag Tema Title, that will see the Mystery Tag Team going
up against All star And Python, 2 members of Men On a Mission.
Kave: Just who is the mystery Tag
Team BreT?
Bret: Well as always I do know,
just like I know everything, I just aint gonan tell you… It would ruin the
surprise.
Kave: You know everything, haha…
Just like you know who the hummer driver is that The Bad Guy has gone off
searching for I suppose.
Bret: Well.. I didn’t actually
mean EVERYTHING… Some things are best left un said if you know what I mean.
Kave: Yes, I know what you mean,
you havnt a damn clue!!!
Then the Mega Tron flickers and
Backstag, Mystara can be seen ready to cut a promo.
Mystara: “I am the HardKore
Champion here in the 4WF… And just Like Bad Blood… I am going straight to
the Top… and there is nothing anyone can do about it. You see… I decided to give life to the once thought dead
faction called Bad Blood… Its about time the 4Wf has a real faction… And me
and terminator are just the start… You will all…
Just then Mystara is interrupted
as someone runs in from behind and hits Mystara over the head with a steel
chair.
Kave: What the hell…
Bret: Well it is the hardcore
title Kave… 24/7!!!
Kave: But who the hell is that.
The man continues to kcik mnystara
now he is on the floor.
Bret: It’s the Highland
Barbarian from 4AW….
Kave: what is he doing here…
Bret: He obviously wants into the
4Wf before he is allowed… He is going after the HardKore title.
The Highland Barbarian covers
Mystara on the floor as a referee comes from behind the curtains and starts the
count
ONE
TWO
THR…
Bret: so close….
Barbarian stands up and starts
shouting at the ref and then turns to the camera…
Barbarian: “4WF… I am
coming… Once I have dispensed with the 4Aw…
I will be here…”
Kave: What is he on about…
As Barbarian is staring into the
cameralens, Mystara hits him over the back of the head with the HardKore Title
belt, and then picks up a steel chair and starts to hit the Barbarian who is
lying on the floor with it.
Bret: Myustara obviously not happy
that the Barbarian cut his promo time short and attempted to win his hardcore
title by the look of it.
As Muystara hits Barbarian with
the chair for the fith time he throws the chair away, picks up his belt and
looks back at the cameraman…
Mystara: “See… That is what
happens when you try to mess with me… Or Bad Blood…”
Mystara kicks Barbarian in the
back once again before he turns away and walks out of the room leaving the
Highland Barbarian lying on the floor. As the view goes back to Kave and Bret at
ringside.
Kave: I think Mystara proved that
the Barbarian isn’t quite ready for the 4Wf yet…
Bret: You have got to hand it to the barbarian though, he knew what he wanted, and that was in the 4Wf… and he knew if he could prove himself, he would get that chance… but unfortunately, he just picked the wrong day to mess with Mystara
*Commercial Break*
#1 Tag Team Contender Match
Mystery Team Vs Men On a Mission (All star & Python) - ref=Juice
Kave: well
Bret its been quite a night so far but now the question on everyones mind will
be answered when this mystery team shows their faces
Bret: And
like i said i know who they are and im not telling
Kave: Yeah
Bret sure you do
Bret: I
do, but i dont want to spoil the suprise for you and everyone at home
Kave: Sure
you dont, you dont have a clue
Just then
a huge HOOOWWWWLLLLLL echoes around the arena as the fans jump to their feet as
the wolfpack theme hits and out walks one half of the 4WF Tag Team champions,
Juice, the Outsider is wearing a referee shit as he makes his way down the ramp,
tagging as many fans as he can before jumping on the apron and flipping over the
top rope.
Kave: Well
there is the referee now all we are waiting for are the teams
Bret: I
bet your so curious who the mystery tag team is
Kave: No
not really, you are more than me
Bret: No
im not i already know
Just then
'My way' by limp Bizcit hits and the fans rise to their feet as Python and
Allstar make their way out, the members of Men on a Mission stand on the top of
the ramp as fireworks explode behind them as the run down the ramp tagging the
fans and slide under the bottom rope into the ring, the two quickly jump on
opposite turnbuckles and raise their arms int the air as the fans cheer and
Juice goes over to them and begins to lay down the rules to them
Bret: One
more team!!!
Kave: Why
you so excited, i thought u know who they are
Bret: Ermm...
I do i just cant wait to see the look on your face!
Just then
the whole arena fills with darkness as the fans wait in anticipation for the
mystery team, "Ikons for life muther fucker" can be heard as Bitch
PLease begins to play with a huge explosion and the lights come back on to
reveal two men stood on the top of the ramp with their back to the ring, they
simutanously turn around to the crowd of boos
Bret:
TIME, Its JUSTIN TIME He is BACK!!
Kave: I
thought you knew who they were!
Bret: I
DO, I DID, LOOK ITS JACE TOO!!!
Kave: OK
calm down, we've already seen Jace once tonight, and he was taken out by Wotto
Bret: Shut
it, its the return of the original Ikons TIME AND JACE, i cant believe it!!
Kave: You
said you knew!
Bret: Yeah
thats what i meant, u cant beleive it!
Justin
Time and Jace begin to walk down the ramp as the superstars in the ring look on
suprised at the return of Justin Time, the two Ikons climb into the ring,
looking pleased with their self at shocking them all
Bret: I
love these Ikons!!
KAve: Its
been a night of returns, we've seen wotto back from injury and now Time is back
form his stint in Japan i think
Bret: Yeah
yeah Wotto is old news, this is big news!
Jace and
Time touch knuckles as the Bell rings and the match gets underway with TIme and
Python in the ring, Juice skipping around the two as they lock up in a grapple,
Time grabbing the arm of Python and twisting it into an arm bar, Python flips
forward, then backwards, then raises his leg to kick time in the head, time
ducks it and delivers a T-Bone Suplex to Python who bounces of the mat.
Kave: Well
Bret, time looks in good shape
Bret: Oh
yeah he is an Ikon it comes natural
Time whips
Python to the Ikons corner and delivers a few hard rights to his jaw before
tagging in Jace who comes in and measures Python up for a chop across his chest,
Jace then brings down a hard slap to the chest of python and another chop as the
MOM member falls to his knees holding his sore chest in pain. Jace then runs to
the ropes and comes back with a drop kick to the face of Python knocking him
down to the mat. Jace then makes a tag to Time who comes back in the ring.
Kave: This
is good teamwork from the Ikons here
Bret: Oh
yeah damn right it is, like i said before it comes naturally to the ikons
Kave: and
Jace doesnt seen to be suffereing too much from the ass whipping Wotto gave him
earlier
Bret: That
was a cheap attack from behind, anyway i dont care, the new tag champions are in
the ring doing what they do best
Kave:
Theyre not cheating!
Time picks
python up bu the hair and kicks him in the gut and pulls him close to him,
tucking one arm under his legs and pulling the other one towards him, Time
raises the cruiserweight up in the air and drops him down with a pump handle
slam, Time makes the cover as Juice makes the count "ONE - TWO"
shoulder up by Python
Kave:
COuld of had an early fall there
Bret: Slow
Count
Kave: That
was a good count by Juice!
Time
shouts at Juice who shakes his head and Time goes back to Python who has
regained composure and delivers a few shots to the ribs of time, python gets to
his feet and runs to the ropes only for Jace to deliver an elbow to the back of
his head sending the youngster down to the mat. Time then begins to stomp on him
relentlessly untill Juice intervenes and tells Time to back of while Python is
on the ropes, Time obliges raising his hands in the air as Python leans on the
second rope catching his breath Time runs to them and lands on pythons head
choking him between the ropes. Juice begins the 5 count and Justin releses
Python after one final squeeze.
Kave: Now
thats cheating by the ikons
Bret: No
its bending the rules
Kave: Yeah
whatever
Bret: The
Ikons dominating Python here, i love it.
Time tags
in Jace once again who cockilly steps into the ring as the fans boo him and a
Jace sucks chant begins to echoe around the arena. Jace just laughes as he kicks
python in the head while he tries to get to his feet. Jace then grabs him by the
hair and whips him to the turnbuckle, Jace follows him up and Python jumps over
the ikon forcing him chest furst into the turnbuckle and down to the mat, Python
is quickly to the top turnbuckle and he leaps off landing a diving elbow drop to
the hart of the leader of the Ikons.
Kave:
Great desperation there for Python, his speed is phenomonal
Bret: Jace,
get up!
Both men
lay motionless on the mat as Juice stands above them and begins the standard ten
count, the fans counting with him as Python begins to move, slowly into his
corner. Jace begins to move to the outstretched arm of time as All star is also
reaching for his fallen partner. Jace makes the tag to Time who is quick in the
ring to prevent the tag by men on a mission, but he cant, Python tags All star
who leaps over the top rope catching Time's head between his legs and taking the
returning ikon down with a head scissors.
Kave: All
Star is on fire!!!
Bret: Dont
Worry Jace will put him out
Jace is
back on his feet and goes to take down all star with a clothesline, he ducks
under it and delivers a kick to his back and drops him with a reverse DDT. Time
is quickly ontop of All Star with blows to his back as Python climbs to the top
turnbuckle and leps through the air nailing a missile dropkick to the head of
time. Juice forces Jace out of the ring, Jace is putting up a fight as Python
and All star are double teaming time
Bret:
Juice u idiot turn around
All Star
and Python whip time to the ropes and nock him down with a double dropkick and
Python leaves the ring and Jace stops trying to intervene and Juice turns around
and All Star has made a cover on Time, "ONE - TWO - THR" Shoulder up
by the Ikon
Kave:
Close count there
Bret: It
was fast
Kave: No
it wasnt Juice has done a great job officiating here!
Bret: Yeha
whatever
All Star
gets up and delivers a standing leg drop to Justin time, and then gets back to
his feet climbing the top turnbubkle, All Star raises his arms in the air and
seems to be looking for a shooting star press when Jace walks along the apron
and shoves the men on a mission member from the top down to the mat hard. Time
slowly gets to his feet and begins to stomp on the fallen body of All Star as
the Juice warns Jace about his actions. Time spreads the legs of All Star and
plants his boot between his legs, as Time taunts Python on the Apron. Time
slowly struts over to him and raises his fist to him and looks to walk away but
he gets a cheap shot in knocking Python from the apron.
Kave: That
was devious
Bret: He
shouldnt of called him names
Kave:
What, He never.
Python
gets back up on the apron and tries to get into the ring, this causes Juice to
rush over and stop him therefor turning his back on the Ikons while Jace steps
off the apron and grabs a steel chair and passes it to time. Seeing this Python
fights harder to try and get in the ring, but the Juice is still doing his job
and stopping him as Python gets to his feet and Time wraps teh steel chair
around his head. The Ikon then quickly climbs to the top tournbuckle, as Jace
places the steel chair over the chest of all star.
Bret: ITS
TIMEBOMB TIME!!!
Justin
time signals to his wrist as he leaps through the air nailing his version of the
swanton bomb, he lands nailing All Star but hurts himself in the process after
landing on the steel chair. JAce Pulls the chair from All scars chest and pulls
Justin Time over him as Python is forced out of the ring and Juice turns around
seeing the pin and he makes the count
ONE
TWO
THREE
Kave: No
Python broke the count!
Bret: Damn
him!
Python
stomps on Time and Jace comes into the ring only to be knocked down with a
spinning heel kick, sending the Ikon rolling out of the ring. Jace stands on the
outside of the ring as Python leaps over the ropes and nails a suicide dive to
Jace, knocking him down as Juice is leaning over the ropes telling them to brake
it up.
Kave: All
hell is breaking loose now
Bret: And
Juice cant do a damn thing about it
Kave: What
a shame he has done a great job
Bret: no
he hasnt he sucks, he is an Outsider
Kave: Grow
up Bret
In the
ring, All star and time are to their feet, Time runs to him and All star ducks
under a clothesline and delivers a superkick knocking the Ikon down, All Star
then looks and sees the steel chair he picks it up as Time gets to his knees and
begs for mercy as All Star raises the chair in the air and the Juice turns
around seeing this he pulls the chair from the hands of All Star
Bret:
Phew!!
Kave: See
good refereeing!!
Bret: He
did the right thing for once
All Star
begins shouting at Jace who is hollding the chair and pointing to the referee
shirt as the fans are on the edge of their feet, All star then slaps the
Outsider across the face as Juice looks up at him and shakes his head, and nails
him over the head with the steel chair
Bret:
Woahh!
All Star
rocks back and Time rolls him up into a small package and the Juice makes the
count "ONE TWO THREE!" the bell rings as Bitch please 11 hits and
Juice leaves the ring as Time raises his arms in the air
Kave: The
Ikons are number one contenders for teh tag titles
Bret:
Yeah!!! theyre awsome
Kave: And
it was thanks to one half of the tag champs, Juice, and All Star costing his
team the win after he blew his top with Juice
New Breed (Jaxx & EWM) Vs Grim Reapers (Hellfire & Warlord)
Kave
- We?? Bret its time fro the main event with the brothers together again to take
out Hellfire and Warlord after the beating they laid on Jaxx last week.
Bret - Problem is that their are cracks appearing in the New Breed. Jaxx
wants out of E.W.M?s shadow and I?m sorry to say i don?t think a runaway train
would stop Jaxx.
Kave - Bullets certainly didn?t.
Bret - yeah but The grim Reaperz have determination on their side. The
other team has gold they don?t.
Kave - I agree Bret, for once, the Reaperz have to be the hungrier of the two
teams out here and E.W.M will have on eye on the back looking for Belly.
Bret - In all fairness Kave I think he?d notice if Belly came down.
Kave - I?ll tell him you said that.
Bret - All I was saying was that ...... eh! ................. well what I was
trying to say was. ( the arena is plunged into darkness) .....ohh thank
god!!!!
A warning sign appears on the Megatron and ?I am the Bulldog? blares out and
down come the Reapers come out onto the stage and pyro flies every where and
they stroll to the ring where Hellfire climbs the turnbuckle while Warlord
stands on the apron on the outside posing under a powerful strobe which finally
shuts down and they climb into the centre of the ring awaiting The New Breed.
Kave - wow Warlord looks to have a new lease of life in the Reaperz.
The Reaperz both stand in the centre of the ring looking up the ramp awaiting
The New Breed. A deafening blast of pyro? and ?El Cu Cuy" by Coal
Chamber blasts out over the arena. The Xtreme Champion bursts onto the
stage his belt strapped firmly around his waist and he stands looking down on
the imposing figures of Hellfire and Warlord in the ring, neither of which show
the slightest iota of fear. Hellfire starts signalling with his arms that
he should be champion by drawing a make believe belt accross his waist.
Jaxx doesn't take to kindly and starts down to the ring not waiting for his
partner and brother. His music finally fades out as he stands at the
bottom of the ramp shouting in at Hellfire and Warlord who clamber out after
Jaxx.
Kave - This is two on one.
Bret - Like I said nothing with out his brother.
Kave - WHAT!!!?
Bret - (calmly) what?
Kave - nothing I give up. You said whatever you claim you said.
Bret - I know.
Warlord and the big man tie up and Jaxx pushes the big man back against the ring
apron using his slight height advantage to gain leverage on the former member of
the Twin Towers. Hellfire though comes in behind Jaxx and drops to one
knee to deliver a low blow which makes the entire male half of the worlds
population cross their legs and wince.
Bret - Oh mY GOD!!!!
Kave - where is E.W.M his brother is in danger of not continuing the family line
at this rate.
Bret - When they said he had no weakness they forgot one small thing.
Kave - I wouldn?t call it small Bret
Bret - Point taken.
Hellfire and Warlord now grab a hold of Jaxx pulling him back up slightly and
slamming him hard into the ring steps knocking off the top half and sending it
propelled into the ring-side barrier. The ref climbs out though halting
them before they can do anymore damage but The Reaperz continue to try and push
past until the arena is dropped into complete darkness bringing them to a
complete stop and they decide to wait outside the ring at the bottom of the
ramp. They stand watching the rafters above the stage as blood red
spotlights scan the crowd finally all the miniature spotlights come together to
form two separate ones. The first holds on The Reaperz at the bottom of
the ramp the other catches the 4WF champion as he descends down.
Bret - He?s taking his sweet time.
Kave - He?s buying Jaxx time.
Bret - He should of saved him from the low blow and such in the first place.
E.W.M finally hits the stage and a ring of fire erupts around him as the Reapers
ready themselves. He steps through the flames and pulls his gold off his
waist and holds it open by one end. He begins down the ramp and Hellfire
goes straight for him. E.W.M throws the world title into Hellfire who
instinctively catches it and E.W.M grabs him planting a Glasgow kiss right
between the eyes. Hellfire drops the gold and he himself drops too as
E.W.M moves on to Warlord.
Kave - nice move by E.W.M
Bret - yeah but now he?s got the big man and all I say is good luck pal, your
gonna need it.
Kave - I think he was relying on Jaxx to deal with the monstrous frame of
Warlord.
E.W.M and Warlord stand face-to- rib cage and E.W.M looks up at Warlord slightly
worried. Fortunately for the world champion Jaxx has recovered
sufficiently and grabs Warlord for a back suplex. E.W.M grabs Hellfire and
runs him into the ring post the guardrail before eventually getting in the
ring for the bell and the match properly begins. E.W.M seams to be
starting with Hellfire but is grabbed by Jaxx before he can start who pushes his
brother. ?Where the hell were you?? E.W.M gets right back into his
brother though and isn?t in the mood to take Jaxx?s abuse.
?Hey man I told you to wait on the stage. Don?t blame me if you can?t
follow orders.? With that retort E.W.M turns back to his prey Hellfire who
now has Warlord screaming for the tag on the apron. Jaxx though as other
ideas and spins his brother back around.
?I don?t take orders from no-one especially you. I?m a champion in my own
right now and have equal say in this.? E.W.M goes to hit his brother but
has his arm caught by Hellfire who has recovered and spins E.W.M around and hits
a strong standing spine buster on the world champ. The ref takes Jaxx and
puts him through the ropes onto the apron with Jaxx complaining all the way.
Kave - Cracks are apparent already in this New Breed team.
Bret - Yeah and The Reaperz will know exactly how to use this to their
advantage.
Hellfire runs into the ropes and comes off with a big elbow drop. He gets
back up and goes off the other side and hits a big knee drop into E.W.M?s face.
The Reaper then grabs him up by the hair then arm which he proceeds to twist
under bringing E.W.M to life as he hits up onto his toes as Hellfire goes under
again. Finally satisfied the champ is going nowhere he keeps a hold of the
arm when tagging Warlord who gets in and hits a double Axe Handle on the twisted
arm. E.W.M drops down onto his knees but is soon pulled up by Warlord who
sends him off the ropes and clobbers him with a big boot, E.W.M?s head snaps
back as his legs fly out from under him and he crashes to the canvas.
Bret - Ha! The champion is crawling on his hands and knees but to the
wrong corner and ends up back in with Hellfire who holds E.W.M?s arms back
forcing his body exposed with his back in the turnbuckle. Warlord pulls
back to swing a hard right into E.W.M who ducks out dropping down sending
Warlords fist hard into the turnbuckle. E.W.M immediately makes his way
across the ring and gets close to his corner but Hellfire jumps in and grabs a
leg dragging him back across the ring. The referee gets Hellfire out of
the ring but the damage is done.
Kave - E.W.M could of got the tag their and he knows it but Jaxx simply wasn?t
willing to stretch for the tag.
Bret - If he doesn't get out soon though this match is over before it even
starts.
Warlord tags Hellfire into the ring legally this time and he goes to work on the
champ with rights and lefts in the corner. With the help of Warlord on the
outside now Hellfire drags E.W.M to the centre of the ropes and the Reaperz tie
up the champion so Hellfire can lay the boot to him. Satisfied Hellfire
makes his way over to taunt Jaxx who steps over the top rope only to be stopped
by the ref. Jaxx though is refusing to leave as the Reaperz untie his
brother and Warlord lays him accross his knee with a vicious back breaker in a
set up for the climbing Hellfire who lands a inch perfect leg drop across
E.W.M?s throat.
Kave - ouch that has gotta hurt I don?t care what your clan your from.
Bret - yep no escaping the fact it was down to Jaxx?s temper that E.W.M received
such a move.
With Jaxx now out the ref turns to see illegal man Warlord pinning the world
champ who is lying in a crumpled heap. The ref makes a clap with his hands
in order to ask if a tag was made and Warlord nods in the affirmative. 1
- 2 - Kick out!!!
Kave - That was closer that New Breed would like
Bret - Yeah theirs an edge u hit in the ring but E.W.M is wrestling next to the
bone.
Warlord gets up in the refs face slapping his hands together to show a much
faster three count. the ref though stands up for himself and backs up the
giant a little as he counts a normal three count out in claps. Warlord
looks at him in disgust and turns to see a still struggling E.W.M so he decides
to taunt Jaxx again. Jaxx though smartly stays put until he gets hit with
a cheap shot and the ref has to usher Jaxx out again. Warlord turns around
pleased only to be confronted with a charging Satanic Warrior who jumps at him
executing a textbook thesz press but hanging on for 10 punches which were
counted out by the audience. That done E.W.M rolls off Warlord and both
men lie down flat on the canvas.
1
2
3
4
5 Finally some stirring in the athletes as they shake their heads to try
and dislodge the cobwebs.
6 And The champion gets to his knees in the ropes and has Jaxx screaming for the
tag. Warlord is still on the ground disorientated.
Kave - Oh yeah now Jaxx wants in with Warlord still down.
Bret - Yeah what a chicken!
7 E.W.M gets right up and walks over to his corner to tag Jaxx but just looks at
him and turns away running and dropping a knee into the head of the still
grounded Warlord.
Kave - Now that the champ is in full control don?t expect him to lose it any
time soon.
E.W.M grabs up Warlord and snap suplexs the big man across the ring. He
pulls him up again for a double under hook DDT, planting Warlords head hard into
the mat. E.W.M continues his assault by climbing onto the middle rope and
drops down a elbow hard into his opponents breast bone and hooks the leg in the
cover.
1
2
Kick out by Warlord which only serves to anger the champ who comes off the ropes
with another big knee drop, then off the other side with a fist drop. He
picks up Warlord again and backs him into the corner where he spears his
shoulder into his gut twice then backs up across the ring and charges in with a
huge spear hard into the big man-mountain. Warlord falls out of the corner
doubled over. E.W.M runs off the ropes again but is blind tagged with a
slap on the back by Jaxx.
Kave - Did you see that Jaxx got into the ring against E.W.M?s wishes. He
had this thing in the palm of his hand now Jaxx will take all the credit.
Bret- Yeah what a loser.
Kave - You know if he watches this match back he?ll here you.
Bret - Good point! As tonishing thinking power from the Xtreme champ.
Jaxx drops down in a lazy cover but only gets a two as Warlord rolls the
shoulder. Angered Jaxx gets up and starts stomping wildly on Warlord.
Finally he picks him up and in a fit at the peak of anger and choke tosses
Warlord across the ring but stupidly right into his own corner. Hellfire
slaps the big man on the back and climbs in shouting at Jaxx. Hellfire
continues trash talking the big guy and again signals that he should of won
Jaxx?s Xtreme title.
Kave - Jaxx ain?t gonna like that.
Bret - You kidding he?s so slow he won?t know what he?s talking about till he?s
in the hospital.
Jaxx throws a huge over hander but Hellfire had it scouted from the twitch in
Jaxx?s shoulder and side steps it ramming his elbow into the wound on Jaxx?s
arm. Jaxx screams out and Hellfire takes control much to E.W.M?s
displeasure on the apron. Hellfire keeps a hold of the arm and hits a
single arm DDT then rolls it on the mat into a arm bar that has Jaxx screaming
out for him to stop. Hellfire bangs out on the arm bar as the ref slides
around to watch Jaxx?s free arm. With the ref not watching Hellfire hooks
the arm bar in one handed using his other to grab the top rope for leverage and
Jaxx screams out in pain.
Kave He?s holding the ropes ref buy a pair of glasses.
Bret - Well I always see it from the refs point of view so I can?t see it.
Kave - If you watch from his point of view your missing half the action when
Hellfires in the ring.
Jaxx starts to try and power out the hold wrenching at his own arm to pull it
out. His other arm swing around the ref moves back out of harms way and
sees Hellfires hand gripping the top rope. The ref kicks Hellfires arm off
and the hold breaks with Jaxx rolling out the ring after being propelled across
by the release of the hold. The ref gets in Hellfires face who simply
rolls out his side and walks around to meet Jaxx in front of the ramp. He
stands taunting Jaxx who charges at Hellfire with a double ax handle only for
Hellfire to move and Jaxx to hit the post.
Kave - That gotta hurt.
Bret - Lifes hard but its even harder when your stupid like Jaxx.
Jaxx cradles his sore hand and Hellfire hits a beautiful?suvat kick knocking him
back into the apron then grabs him for a nice Cutter. Hellfire rolls in
then out to stop the count and?picks up Jaxx ramming him into the guard rail
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8 Then rolls back in again to celebrate. E.W.M eventually has to go
grab his brother and throw him in to beat the count. E.W.M storms back to
his corner pissed at almost losing the match. Hellfire is still in control
though and grabs his legs to put in a sharpshooter.
Kave - Hellfire has injured Jaxxs arms sufficiently to stop his attack now he?s
taking down Jaxxs height, this is great cerebral wrestling from the Reaper.
Bret - Thats it take it to him Hellfire.
Hellfire continues to wrench back in the hold with Jaxx screaming. E.W.M
is yelling at Jaxx that if he taps out he?ll Claymore his ass while Warlord is
taunting him. Hellfire starts trash talking E.W.M as Jaxx climbs towards
the ropes. E.W.M eventually snaps and charges into the ring at Hellfire
only to be cut off by the ref much to his displeasure. Meanwhile Jaxx has
found the ropes only to get smacked in the head with the chair by Warlord and
gets dragged back to the centre of the ring by Jaxx.
Kave - Jaxx had this hold broken but Warlord took a chair to him.
Bret - All I could see was E.W.M trying to get in the ring and thats cheating.
With E.W.M back on the outside Jaxx starts to slowly go down in the hold.
The ref starts to worry that the big man has passed out but on checking him he
comes roaring back to life grabbing back at Hellfires ankle and reversing the
hold pulling up the hold the other way and pulling back but Hellfire struggles
quickly to the ropes and Jaxx breaks the hold and falls down on his belly and
starts crawling towards E.W.M.
Kave - Listen to the anticipation in this crowd as to what E.W.M will do when he
finally gets back in.
Bret - Yeah woopee do!!!
Jaxx finally gets to E.W.M and the champion turn around and drops off the apron
and starts walking up the aile-way. The ref doesn't know what to do and
climbs out to try and stop E.W.M. In the ring Warlord has climbed back in
and is setting up the torpedo Jaxx staggers around and gets hit out of his boots
putting him down hard.
Kave - Jesus Christ! When a man that size hits you. You don?t
usually look the same again.
Bret - YES!!!!! What power, he should be the Xtreme champ for that alone.
Now Hellfire has two chairs sliding one in to Warlord and they set up Jaxx for a
con-chair-to slamming the steel chairs hard into the temples of Jaxx and he
drops back into his corner still with no one tag. when suddenly theirs a
huge commotion comes up in the crowd as Matt Morino hits the ring wielding a
baseball bat. Coming through the crowd he slides in behind Warlord and
cracks the bat over the back of his head and charges at Hellfire and the pair
start to brawl wildly ending up on the outside.
Kave - I can?t believe Matt Morino is back and Hellfire is taking the brunt his
frustrations.
Bret - yeah and it sucks The Reapers had this done.
E.W.M though is now coming back to the ring and jumps up slapping Jaxx on the
head and climbing and the ref signals a legal tag and E.W.M picks up and whips
Warlord face first into the turnbuckle bringing him backing out for a
CLAYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and the easy 1-2-3 follows and the ref rings the
bell and ?Exit Music? by Radio head starts to play as E.W.M leaves with both the
Xtreme and World title belts shouting he won them both so he deserves them both.
Kave - And yet again the claymore wins a Deathrow main event.
Bret - yeah and that sucks to.
Suddenly the music cuts and all we hear is ?Hello friends, all where i wanted
you I see.? E.W.M throws down the Xtreme title and charges backstage
following Belly?s voice. Meanwhile on the outside Matt Morino has Hellfire
up on top of the guard rail and is up their to with i him and gives a familiar
holler to the crowd that we haven?t heard so loud since the first Deathrow and
executes a perfect Madd Matt Drop from the guard rail to the floor and rolls
into the ring posing for the screaming fans as he helps up Jaxx who immediately
points to Warlord and Jaxx Grabs him and puts him up in a power bomb and Morino
executes a neck-breaker on the big man as he comes crashing down.
Kave - Thats he and E.W.M?s finisher!!!
Bret - who cares.
With The Reapers slain Morino and Jaxx celebrate together in the ring and Jaxx
rips off his mask holding it high above his head to a huge pop from the crowd.
Kave - Jaxx seams to be liking hearing the crowd cheer Bret.
Bret - Like thats the story. Look at that face!!! Their screaming
for him to put the mask on.
Kave - Whatever, I?m Kave Quinn. He?s an idiot and this was Deathrow.