18th February 2001
"Enter the Mystery Man"



The Deathrow symbol appears on the MegaTron as all the lights go out. A few moments later explosions go off on the stage, sending pyro’s high into the rafters of the Anaheim Pond. The entranceway fills with smoke and “Guerilla Radio” by Rage Against The Machine explodes over the PA system. The crowd going wild as purple spotlights light up sections of the crowd, revealing a sea of signs and screaming fans.

Kave Quinn: Welcome to the second 4WF Deathrow! Were here at the Anaheim Pond in sunny California!

Bret Spiner: Oh, This show is gonna be so much fun!

Kave Quinn: It’s certainly gonna be action packed, what with the likes of EWM, Wilcutt, Wotto, Belly and everyone here! There’s a lot of grudges and anger around the locker room at the moment and it could all explode tonight! We have Wilcutt defending his World Championship against Wotto, who is seeking revenge after what happened last week to his good friend The Bad Guy. Hossack facing off against EWM, another wrestler who Wotto is after! After EWM cost Hossack the Tag Titles, Hossack wants payback!

Bret Spiner: And what about this mystery bloke?

Kave Quinn: Yeah, who is he, and who’s back has he got!?!?!

Bret Spiner: I have no idea, but I’m sure it’s not gonna be little Smash’s, Belly is gonna squash him in their match, like the little ant that he is!

Kave Quinn: We could see some injuries in that one, with it being a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match.

Bret Spiner: Hopefully!

Kave Quinn: You really are sick!

Bret Spiner: No, just hoping for violence! Like most people!

Kave Quinn: No, I don’t think that most people….

The MegaTron flashes on and the cameraman appears to be outside a hospital. The automatic doors suddenly slide open, as a bandaged up Bad Guy walks out, dressed in a hospital gown. He spots the camera and hobbles over…

“Hey, you got a car here?”

Cameraman: Why sir?

“Cos I wanna get to the arena to kick the crap out of EWM! I want my damn revenge, so come on, where is it?”

Cameraman: I dunno, I mean….

“WHAT!??! You show me the damn car!”

Bad Guy lunges for the cameraman and then keels over in pain, holding his kidney area!

“**** man, that hurts!”

Bad Guy slowly get’s back to his feet and stares into the camera…

“Well whether you show me your car, or not, EWM I promise you I will get to that arena!!!”

The automatic doors slide open once again and 3 doctors come running out, they look around the car park and spot The Bad Guy. They run over and grab him by the arms…

Doctor: You shouldn’t be out here, your not ready to leave yet!

“Get off me”

The Bad Guy tries to overpower, but his strength has been drained by the week in hospital and the pain in his lower back is too much. The Megatron fades with The Bad Guy being walked back into the hospitals main entrance.

Kave Quinn: Wow! He tried to come to the arena!

Bret Spiner: Look’s like no Bad Guy tonight. What a shame!

Kave Quinn: It will be! Hopefully he get’s back to full fitness soon, so he can come back and whip that SOB EWM’s ass!

Bret Spiner: Hey! You can’t say that.

Kave Quinn: Yeah, ok, well we’ve got our first match of the night now!

Bret Spiner: I hear we have an extra match?

Kave Quinn: Yes we do. It was ordered by the commissioner after the brutal attack by Mazkwon on Big D earlier in the week!

The crowd wait in suspense, not knowing who to expect…

The lights have gone out…

Kave Quinn: Who coming out fist then?

“Rock the dead” blows the roof of The Anaheim Pond, and the crowd go wild for the hardcore 6’4” 260 lbs, Big D with his ever present Singapore cane. He walks out onto the stage, raises his arms in the air and makes his way down the ramp and into the ring, grabbing a mic from Tony Jordan…

“Now what’s the deal with Mazkwon…”

Crowd start to chant ‘Asshole’ directed at Mazkwon.

Big D with a smile on his face continues, “you attack me and you think I’ll sit back and take it? Well your one wrong little *****! Now come out here and face me like the dog that you are!”

Kave Quinn: Will he come out Bret?

Bret Spiner: I don’t know Kave. I hope…

A huge bang echo’s around the arena

‘I kicked batman’s ass’ begins to play as Mazkwon makes his way out onto the stage…

“Shut the hell up!! If I’m a dog then hell, your Big Flea! Now you come out here and your saying you want a match with me?”

The Crowd erupts at the thought of a match between these two superstars.

Big D speaks into the mic “well by the sounds of that I say yeah”

Mazkwon raises his shoulders and runs down the ramp and slides into the ring.

The ref calls for the bell rings

The two are sizing each other up. Big D pushes Mazkwon into the ropes, duck under by Mazkwon, clothesline but Bid D stays on his feet. Big D picks Mazkwon up bear hug ref picks up Mazkwon’s hand once down, twice down NO he’s kicking out!!

Kave Quinn: these are two tough superstars!

Push into the ropes by Mazkwon jumps up flying DDT, Big D down. Mazkwon climbs to the ropes going for the elbow, NO Big D rolls out of the way. Big D get’s to his feet and picks up Mazkwon and throws him outside.

Mazkwon falls to the mat outside. Big D wants to follow him outside but the ref is stopping him.

Bret Spiner: Oh no what’s that?

Kave Quinn: Mazkwon has kendo sticks!!

Mazkwon is behind the ref… Big D swings at Mazkwon, NO Big D has hit the ref!! Mazkwon smashes the kendo stick over the head of Big D.

Bret Spiner: I can’t believe it Big D is still standing!!

Mazkwon runs outside to get the chair. Slides back into the ring and bends the chair over Big D’s skull…

Kave Quinn: He is still standing!!

The crowd are stunned!! Mazkwon is also stunned but does not stop and continues his attack. Mazkwon kicks the chair to the outside and runs into the ropes to gain momentum Big D is waiting and hits a DDT.

Kave Quinn: Mazkwon is out cold!!

Cover by Big D 1,2,3…no, no Mazkwon had his foot on the rope!!

Mazkwon gets up and throws some thunderous lefts. He picks Big D up, going for the Tombstone, but the weight is too much!! Big D trying to get out of the Tombstone and has his feet flying everywhere…He kicks the ref in the face as Mazkwon get’s a powerslam on Big D instead and climbs out of the ring…He disappears under the ring for a few moments and then emurges with Big D’s home made table of pain and a ladder…He slides the ladder into the ring, followed by the table and then climbs back through the ropes. He sets up the table and rolls Big D onto it, setting the ladder up in a corner and beginning to climb…He reaches the top and looks around at the sold out Anaheim crowd, Throws his arms in the air and leaps off the top of the ladder…

Kave Quinn: My God, he’s about 15ft in the air.

Big D manages to roll off the table sending Mazkwon through the glass and thumbtack covered wooden table and hitting pure canvas!

Kave Quinn: That was amazing, he’s out cold!

Big D rolls onto the injured Mazkwon, while the ref begins to stir and makes his way over to the two opponents…1,2,3

Kave Quinn: Its all over!!! Big D’s the winner. But what a performance by Mazkwon!

Bret Spiner: Big D is a monster, he’s phenomenal!

The camera appears to be backstage again, showing an empty corridor, when EWM walks around the corner and into a dressing room. The cameraman scuttles down the corridor to the dressing room EWM just entered, to see the door left ajar, he looks in to show Bratcher sitting on a leather couch, talking to someone…

“Well if you get rid of our little problem tonight then I promise you’ll be rewarded!”

A person hidden behind the door begins to speak…

“Ok, I understand!”

“Well as long as you do!”

As Bratcher finishes talking, a noise comes from behind the door, sending the cameraman into hiding behind some crates…With the cameraman hidden the door opens and out walks EWM, closing the door behind him and walking off. Allowing the cameraman to get back up and walk up to the door, revealing a sign on the dressing room door reading…

“IMPAKT IKONS”

Kave Quinn: what could Bratcher want with the IMPAKT IKONS, and why was EWM in there as well?

Bret Spiner: If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times, shut up…It’s none of your business!

Kave Quinn: (mumbles under his breath)… Anyway, well I understand that it’s time for our next match.

“Rock Superstar” By Cypress Hill starts to play as the arena fills with excitement over the next match!

Kave Quinn: It look’s like MPB is coming to the ring right now!

Bret Spiner: He’s obviously got something on his mind!

MPB walks out onto the stage, down the ramp and climbs into the ring, grabbing a mic from Tony Jordan…

“Now Dominatrix, you come out here and you say your hardcore… Well your about to face the toughest hardcore wrestler out of the whole damn 4wf roster. I wont bring a cage into this one ill beat you old school style”

The MegaTron flicks into life and shows a fuming Dominatrix coming towards the stage! Moments later Natural Born Killaz begins to play as Dominatrix walks out onto the stage with his MUWF title over his shoulder!

Kave Quinn: Dominatrix is here!

The 6’2” powerhouse walks to the top of the ramp and puts the microphone to his lips!

“So your hardcore?!?! Well I don’t see a belt on your shoulder or around your waist!! Now I am the ultimate hardcore wrestler off all time and you wanna challenge me for my belt? Well you got it *****!”

Dominatrix drops the mic and belt and runs down the ramp and slides into the ring.

The bell rings.

The match starts off with both of them throwing hard punches. MPB hits Dominatrix with a belly to belly suplex and Dominatrix smartly rolls out off the ring.

Kave Quinn: Whats this? Dominatrix is walking away!!

Bret Spiner: No he’s not! He’s taking a breather!

Dominatrix walks up to the top of the ramp.

MPB looks around, climbs out of the ring and runs after him!! The two powerhouses are going toe to toe at the top of the ramp. They’ve gone back stage now. They are in the locker rooms!! MPB picks up trash can and crumples it over the head and then the back of Dominatrix!! He goes for the cover…1,2, shoulder up by Dominatrix

Kave Quinn: These two are tough!!

There out in the corridor its Double D drinking a beer!!

Kave Quinn: Double D and MPB are not on the best of terms!

What’s this Double D gave MPB the finger, MPB punches Double D, knocking him out cold. The fight continues into the car park. DDT by Dominatrix. Dominatrix is leaving again.

Bret Spiner: Where’s he gone? Oh no he’s in a car!!

He revs up the car.

Kave Quinn: No don’t do it Dominatrix!!

Dominatrix hit’s the accelerator and goes flying at MPB, but he rolls out of the way, sending Dominatrix into the side of the building.

Kave Quinn: My God! He could be dead!

The car door opens and Dominatrix flops out. Leaving both men lying on the concrete…The ref checks on both wrestlers as MPB begins to stir, getting to his feet as Dominatrix is on one knee. MPB grabs him by the hair and gives him a few jabs to the head, pulls him up and goes for a suplex; but Dominatrix has it scouted and reverses, blocking the first attempt and turning it into a suplex of his own.

Dominatrix get’s back to his feet and walks off again.

Kave Quinn: Where’s he going?

The camera zooms out and spots Dominatrix climbing the 4WF lorry, he get’s to the top, with MPB still lying dead still on the ground.

Kave Quinn: What’s he gonna do? This man is insane!

Dominatrix signals for the Final Flight! He leaps off the 15ft 4WF truck…

Kave Quinn: That’s some serious hangtime!

Landing on the already unconscious MPB. The ref goes down…1,2,3

Kave Quinn: My God, that man is truly Hardcore.

Bret Spiner: That was amazing!

Dominatrix crawls off of MPB, who has blood pouring out of his mouth, and grabs his MUWF Hardcore title from a nearby official and makes his way back into the building.

Kave Quinn: I’m surprised that man could walk after that!

Bret Spiner: Well MPB isn’t gonna be doing much walking, in fact he’s not gonna be doing anything for a while other than drinking through a straw!

Kave Quinn: Do you actually think your funny!

Bret Spiner: Well Yeah, of course I do!

Kave Quinn: That doesn’t surprise me!

Bret Spiner: Well I’m glad I can please!

Kave Quinn: Your such a ****y…

Bret Spiner: Yeah well anyway, it’s time for out next match…

“Smash Da Smash” echoes around the arena as little Smash makes his way out of the back, down the ramp in front of the sold out Pond!

Kave Quinn: Well, It appears as though it’s the TLC match next.

Bret Spiner: YES!

Kave Quinn: And Belly is gonna be coming out soon, he’s got to be annoyed at whoever is attacking him!

Bret Spiner: Yeah, it’s either this little rat, or Pirofox that’s attacking Belly, but whoever it is, is a coward and is too afraid to face Belly. So they attack him from behind!

Kave Quinn: I’m sure if it was Belly attacking people from behind you would love it! Just like you enjoyed EWM’s beating on The Bad Guy.

Bret Spiner: Yeah, but these guy’s deserve it!

Smash is now in the ring, standing in the centre with a microphone…

“Belly, get your fat ass out here now!”

“Take a look around” explodes over the PA system, sending the crowd into chants of “Asshole” and “You Fat Bastard”… After a few minutes of entrance music, but no Belly, the crowd begins to wonder what has happened.

Bret Spiner: No! It looks as though the stalker’s got him again!

The MegaTron turns on once again to reveal a car pulling into the arena, driving through the backstage area and coming out at the bottom of the ramp…The door flies open and Belly climbs out.

Bret Spiner: Belly’s here!

Kave Quinn: He must have planned to arrive late so he didn’t get attacked!

Bret Spiner: He is amazingly clever!

Belly looks around, stares at Smash and reaches into the car, pulling out a lead pipe!

Kave Quinn: he’s got a lead pipe!

Bret Spiner: YEAH!!!!!! Squash that little ant!

Belly attempts to slide into the ring, but get’s caught under the bottom rope allowing Smash an easy advantage to start the battle… Smash accepts the invitation and begins to stomp on Belly, then run’s off the ropes and baseball slides into Belly’s head, sending him flying to the outside!

Kave Quinn: OUCH!

Smash follows his huge opponent out of the ring, grabs one of the protective mats and pulls it up, revealing the cold concrete. Smash then grabs Belly by the hair and attempts to bodyslam his giant adversary…

Kave Quinn: he’s never gonna lift him!

Smash attempts to lift Belly, but is unsuccessful, he tries again, and again, and again…But can’t lift him up…This has given Belly a chance to recouperate, who hit’s Smash with a few elbows when he once again attempts to lift Belly!

Kave Quinn: He wouldn’t give up!

Belly has the advantage now as he grabs Smash and whips him into the steel steps…Showing no mercy and pulling him straight back up and executing a suplex.

Bret Spiner: Smash has no chance now Belly’s in charge.

Belly looks down on Smash’s small body, looks around at the fans as he climbs up onto the apron, walking along it so he’s above Smash…And jumps off the apron, landing on the light heavyweight!

Kave Quinn: My God! He crushed him!

Bret Spiner: I told you he’d squash him like an ant!

The ref get’s down…1,2, Belly pulls Smash up, apparently he’s not ready to pin the youngster…

Kave Quinn: Now that could be a mistake!

Bret Spiner: What are you talking about? Belly just jumped off the apron and landed his 400 pound body on that little matchstick.

Belly rolls Smash into the ring as he pulls up the apron and looks under the ring for some weapons. Belly crawls half way under and emurges with a ladder. He slides the ladder into he ring and sets it up in the corner…Walks over to Smash and stomps on his chest a few times before picking him up and climbing up the ladder with him!

Kave Quinn: he’s carrying Smash up the ladder!

Belly reaches the top of the ladder and sits Smash on the top, hooks his head and looks to suplex the man 1/3 his size…But Smash begins to unleash some right hands on the big man, one after the other…3,4,5,6,7,8,9, Smash kisses his right hand, looks around at the fans and nails Belly in the face on more time sending him crashing 10ft down and through the ring!

Kave Quinn: MY GOOD LORD! WE HAVE JUST SEEN BELLY GO THROUGH THE RING!

Bret Spiner: (Begins to whimper as he looks through gaps in his fingers at the hole in the ring that Belly has made!)

Kave Quinn: It looks like a crater!

Smash climbs down the ladder rung by rung, until he reaches the bottom and walks over to the huge hole in the mat! He looks up at the 20,000 fans and shrugs…

Kave Quinn: What’s he going to do?

Smash then climbs down into the hole and disappears from sight…Emerging minutes later with the blood soaked body of Belly!

Kave Quinn: He’s covered in blood! He’s got cut’s all over his body and an enormous gash on his forehead!

The unconscious body of Belly is slowly dragged into full view as he is pulled from under the ring, leaving a trail of blood. Smash looks at Belly and unsure of what to do climbs back into the ring…Grabs the ladder and sets it up at the ropes above Belly. Smash stares down on the incapacitated body, looking unsure of what to do.

Kave Quinn: What’s gonna happen, will he continue, is Belly still able to fight?

Kave’s question is answered by a sudden movement of Belly on the blood covered mats. Smash spots the movement and slides out of the ring. He stands over the body of Belly and begins to kick his bloody opponent! Belly continues to move as Smash is kicking him and gradually starts to get to his feet…Smash is continuing to kick the awakened giant when suddenly a masked assailant climbs over the barrier, grabs a chair from ringside and smashes it over Smash’s skull, busting him wide open in the back of the head. Belly get’s to his feet and sees the masked man, grabs him and Belly to Belly suplexes him! Squashing the stalker…Belly get’s back up and leans over the body, bending over and takes the mask off to reveal Ronny Boyle!

“What the ****!??!”

Belly looks amazingly surprised at what he sees and turns around just in time to get a massive chair shot from another masked man! The masked man then rolls Belly onto the announcers table, slides into the ring, climbs the ladder, reaching the top and signalling to the crowd, leaps off the top of the ladder and goes flying through the air, twisting and hitting a Shooting Star Press onto Belly sending them both through the table!

Kave Quinn: Two masked men? I don’t understand and one of them Ronny Boyle?

Bret Spiner: I can’t believe what this guy just did!

The masked man rolls off of Belly and walks over to Smash, pulling him across the bloody mats and onto the unconscious Belly…1,2,3…

Kave Quinn: it’s all over, I can’t believe Smash beat Belly!

Bret Spiner: This is a travesty!

The masked man looks down on the winner and loser and begins to limp off slowly, getting to the bottom of the ramp, where the parked car Belly drove in is sitting, he climbs into the empty vehicle and drives out of the ringside area, the camera following him and getting out the back just in time to see him drive off out of the Pond’s car park.

Kave Quinn: WOW! I can’t believe what we have just seen!

Bret Spiner: We need some medical people out here for Belly!

Kave Quinn: What about Smash!

Bret Spiner: What about him!?!? Nobody cares about him that’s what.

EMT’s come rushing down the ramp with three stretchers and run around to the announcers table where the three men are lying with blood everywhere!

Kave Quinn: People we would just like to inform you not to worry, it was the Spanish Announcers table that was desytroyed!

As the EMT’s continue to work on the men the MegaTron comes to life and shows the Impakt Ikons walk out of Bratchers dressing room, walk down the corridor…Wotto then appears, coming out of his dressing room and he walks off, down the corridor stopping at the corner staring at something and then continuing round the corner…

Kave Quinn: What’s happening?

Some fighting is heard, followed by cries of pain as the cameraman runs down the corridor to find Wotto lying on the ground holding his knee, but nobody around!

Kave Quinn: I bet that was those damn Impakt Ikons !

Bret Spiner: What? He probably just slipped!

The crowd and commentators don’t get anymore time to think about what just occurred as “Nookie” by Limp Bizkit plays, sending the crowd into cheers of “J” as the member of “Alliance of Violence” makes his way out onto the stage, looking out at the packed Anaheim Pond and throws his arms in the air, setting explosions off around him and around the ring. Smoke covers the stage and ringside area from the explosions and as it begins to fade J is seen standing in the centre of the ring. The ref begins to talk to J when “Adam raised a chain” by Bruce Springsteen begins to play, sending the arena into a cold atmosphere as the 6’6 245 lb athlete makes his way out to the chorus of boo’s.

Kave Quinn: Well we hear that Mr. Bratcher made this a title match, because he feels a new belt is needed!

Bret Spiner: And I think that WidowMaker deserves the title!

Kave Quinn: Well we haven’t seen WidowMaker since the last Deathrow, some wonder what he has been up to!

WidowMaker steps into the ring and walk over to his corner. Standing a massive 8 inches taller than J! The two stare down as “Droppin Plates” by disturbed plays around the arena and Justin Time walks out, wearing a referee’s shirt!

Kave Quinn: This isn’t going to be fair!

Bret Spiner: What are you talking about!?!? Time said he would be fair, so he will be!

Kave Quinn: I’m sure!

Bret Spiner: You complain about everything!

By the time the two have stopped arguing Time has made his way down the ramp and is standing outside the ring, looking in at the two competitors, he walks around the ring and grabs a microphone from Tony Jordan…

“Well then, I have a little surprise for you guys!”

“Hit the music!”

“Papercut” By Linkin Park begins to play as Jace walks out and down to the ring, to join Justin Time!

“Here’s the enforcer of the title match, Jace!”

Kave Quinn: Hey come on, that’s not fair!

Bret Spiner: Amazing, absolutely amazing, this match is gonna be truly fair now!

Kave Quinn: That’s not true, and you know it!

Justin Time climbs into the ring and calls for the bell.

J and ‘Maker seem amazed at what has just happened but none the less lock up and J get’s a headlock on ‘Maker, J pushed to the ropes ad down with a shoulder block…Back up and into a head lock by ‘Maker, another reversal, ‘Maker off the ropes, but J once again knocked down!

Kave Quinn: ‘Maker is clearly the bigger of the two!

‘Maker pulls up J and whips him to the ropes, and running after him, hitting a knee to the stomach, sending J over his knee. ‘Maker pulls up J and hits a DDT! Cover…1,2, kickout by J…

Bret Spiner: See, that was a fair count!

‘Maker get’s back to his feet and pulls J up with his hair…Unleashing some of his powerful right hands…2,3,4,5…Justin Time grabs the arm of ‘Maker and pulls him back.

“Hey, open the hand, no clenched fists!”

Kave Quinn: OH Please! There was no need to stop that!

‘Maker gives Time an annoyed look and turns his attention back to J, who stayed on his feet and as ‘Maker turns to face him nails him with a perfectly executed dropkick to the face! Sending ‘Maker stumbling backwards, J runs against the ropes and clotheslines ‘Maker, sending him further backwards!

Kave Quinn: He’s still on his feet!

J looks amazed and climbs to the top, ‘Maker standing by the ropes, J leaps off the top with a missile dropkick, sending ‘Maker over the top rope! J tries to follow him out but Time wont let him, J eventually get’s passed Time and slides to the outside, grabbing ‘Maker and hitting a release German suplex…Jace sees whats happening and walks round to their side of the ring, grabs J and throws him headfirst into the steel steps! He looks around and shouts “I was trying to break them up!”

Time looks at Jace and begins to laugh! Signalling for him to throw them both in… With them both in the ring, Time begins a 10 count…2,3,4,5,6,7, ‘Maker begins to get to his feet before J as the crowd begin to chant for J…He begins to kick his foot as ‘Maker get’s to his feet walking over to J and pulling him to his knees, looks around and put’s his head between his legs and attempts to lift the youngster, but fails, he tries again but J reverses and back body drops ‘Maker.

Kave Quinn: He’s fighting back!

J pulls himself back to his feet and walks over to ‘Maker, he picks him up and whips him into the turnbuckle, running at him and splashing him…He rolls ‘Maker out and lays him down on the mat, climbs to the top and hit’s a Senton bomb, cover…1,2, kickout! He pulls ‘Maker up again and whips him towards the opposite turnbuckle…Runs after him, but Jace is up on the apron, he pulls ‘Maker out of the way sending J between the turnbuckles crushing his shoulder against the ringpost. J with his shoulder against the ringpost and head to the side, Jace climbs down and grabs a chair…Looks at J, laughs and crushes J’s head between the metal chair and the unforgiving post!

Kave Quinn: He can’t do that, referee!

Time looks around, pretending to not see what just happened! ’Maker is back up and pulls J out of the turnbuckle, hoists him up, sitting him on the top turnbuckle, following him up and executing his finisher, the top rope suplex!

Kave Quinn: It’s all over!!

‘Maker rolls over and covers J, hooking the leg…Time goes down, 1,2, but he refuses to count the 3, he pulls ‘Maker up and executes the Impaktion on ‘Maker, pointing at Jace and calling him into the ring! Time positions ‘Maker and climbs to the top, looks at his watch and hit’s the Timebomb!

Kave Quinn: TIMEBOMB! He hit the Timebomb!

He get’s back up, points at Jace and then at ‘Maker…Jace looks surprised and makes the cover…1,2,3…

Kave Quinn: What?!?!?! How can that count!

Bret Spiner: That’s even better than I expected!

Time climbs out of the ring with Jace walks around to the table and grabs the brand new Supreme title, putting it around the waist of Jace then the two walk up the ramp, stopping at the top to taunt the crowd!

Kave Quinn: That was totally unfair! We have a bloody J lying in the ring, an unconscious WidowMaker and the champion Jace is backstage, that was unbelievable!

Bret Spiner: Well I’m sure nobody expected that!

Kave Quinn: Can…Can that count?

Bret Spiner: Of course it can!

The arena suddenly goes dark as some fans spark up their lighters to see what’s going on, a crow appears on the MegaTron as a voice echo’s around the arena…

“You want to know who I am? You will find out! Showtime is almost upon us!”

The lights come back on as the voice finishes his sentence, the crow slowly fades from the MegaTron as “Fisk” by Will haven begins to play and the challengers for the 4WF World Tag Team Titles make their way out!

Kave Quinn: It’s Madd Matt and Double D!

Bret Spiner: DO you think Double D is good enough for the “Alliance of Violence”?

Kave Quinn: Well I think were gonna find out right now!

Madd Matt and Double D climb into the ring and Matt grabs the mic and begins to speak…

“So Da Man and Hellfire, you guys want a shot at my Xtreme Title! You’ve got that, now get your ass’s out here so we can win your tag titles!”

The champions respond immediately, as a mixture of Goldberg’s theme and “I’m the bulldog” by Kid Rock begin to play as they make their way out to the ring.

Kave Quinn: This must be a sign that these guys are gonna get along!

Bret Spiner: Isn’t that what we said at the last match?

Kave Quinn: Good point!

The champs climb into the ring and the two teams go at it straight away, going toe to toe, Da Man and Double D and Hellfire and Madd Matt, brutally brawling all around the ring…The referee not sure what to do calls for the bell.

Kave Quinn: Look’s like it’s going to be Tornado rules!

Bret Spiner: The first fall’s for the tag titles I understand!

Da Man and Double D going at it over by the ropes, as Matt grabs Da Man’s legs and topples him over the top rope! Hellfire stares at what just happened, shrugs his shoulders and grabs Double D’s legs…But Matt stops him from throwing him over with a double axe handle to the back…Leaving Matt and DD to double team Hellfire.

Kave Quinn: this could be a good opportunity for the “Alliance of Violence”!

Matt and DD continue to stomp on Hellfire, when DD pulls him up and lays him over his knee, telling Matt to go to the top…Matt reaches the top and jumps of, giving Hellfire a leg drop whilst over DD knee!

Kave Quinn: Oooo, that’s gotta hurt!

Matt goes for the cover…1,2…Da Man is back in the ring, but he receives a clothes line from DD, stopping him breaking up the count…But Hellfire had kicked out!

Kave Quinn: That was close, I thought we had new champions!

Matt pulls up the champion and gives him a knee to the stomach, and hit’s a ddt, DD has picked up Da Man and goes for a powerbomb, but Da Man overpowers him and back body drops the challenger…Madd Matt has once again pulled up the champion and he whips him to the ropes and nails a dropkick, sending Hellfire back down to the canvas…He grabs Hellfire and rolls him out of the ring, following him out and disappearing under the ring, emerging with a couple of tables!

Kave Quinn: He’s got tables!

Bret Spiner: he’s got WOOD!

Da Man has pulled up DD and run’s off the ropes, hitting a swinging neckbreaker, picking him up and hitting a falling neckbreaker…Pulling him up again and climbing to the top rope and hitting a tornado ddt!

Kave Quinn: He really is working on that neck!

While Da Man continues to work on the neck of DD, Madd Matt had placed two tables on the announcers table and has put Hellfire underneath them…He then disappears under the ring again to emurge once again, but with a ladder and another table…He slides both objects intot he ring, following them and setting up the table, then placing the ladder on top!

Kave Quinn: What’s he doing!?!? That must be about 15ft!

Madd Matt climbs up onto the table and then up the ladder, standing high above the sold out crowd! Looking down on Hellfire underneath the two tables! Da Man turns around and sees Matt at the top of the ladder and walks towards him, laughing as he moves, he reaches the table and begins to shake it! This has given DD enough time to recover and he grabs Da Man and executes a Russian leg sweep, injuring his already hurt neck though, leaving them both on the mat…Madd Matt regains his bearings and concentrates back on Hellfire, he throws his arms in the air and leaps from his perch on the top of the ladder with a Swandive Headbutt! Crashing through the two tables and hitting Hellfire lying on the announcers table! But the announcers table doesn’t break, the ref was staring at what he just saw, astonished, he shakes his head and then calls for the bell!

Kave Quinn: Why’s he calling for the bell?

Bret Spiner: I’m not sure!

Tony Jordan: The winner of the first fall, by Disqualification Da Man and Hellfire!

Kave Quinn: He DQ’ed him!

Bret Spiner: So he jumped off that ladder for no reason!

Madd Matt lies on the protective mats, with his head cut open, creating a pool of blood on the mats, with Hellfire lying on the French announcers table…DD has got to his feet, after hearing the decision he stares at the ref and grabs him by the throat, picking him up and hitting the English Slam!

Bret Spiner: He can’t do that to the ref!

DD then sees the ladder and begins to climb it, wobbling whilst climbing, as he reaches the top, he looks at Hellfire lying on the announcers table and at Da Man lying on the mat! He turns around closes his eyes and jumps off the ladder, doing a flip and crashing onto Hellfire putting them both through the table with a moonsault!

Kave Quinn: This match is phenomenal! They are putting on one hell of a show!

Madd Matt continues to bleed on the mats as he begins to stir! At the same time Da Man get’s to his feet and looks around to see all of the other men lying on the outside, he takes a look at the ladder and decides to follow the rest of the men, he climbs up onto the table, then rung by rung up the ladder, before reaching the top, he stares at the pile of Hellfire and DD, smiling he readies himself for the leap, throwing his arms in the air, but as he is about to leap…Madd Matt has climbed to the top turnbuckle, he leaps off the top dropkicking the ladder, sending it falling to the outside leaving Da Man free falling straight down and through the other table…

Kave Quinn: My Good God, these men are having a war!

Bret Spiner: How many tables have we seen broken!?!!?

Matt lies staring up at the lights, bleeding all over the canvas, he stays down for a few minutes, trying to catch his breath he begins to get up…Stares at the pile on the outside of Double D and Hellfire, then at the body of Da Man covered in wood…He stumbles over to Da Man and covers him…But there’s no ref! Madd Matt get’s up and stares up at the entranceway…Waiting for a ref! Suddenly a ref emurges from the curtain and runs down the ramp, sliding into the ring as Matt makes the cover once again…1,2,3…

Kave Quinn: He retained his title!

Tony Jordan: The winner of the 2nd fall and still 4WF Extreme Champion…Madd Matt!

The crowd erupt as Madd Matt get’s back to his feet and receives his belt from the ref, placing it over to his shoulder as he slides out of the ring…Walking up the ramp…When he turns around and looks back, he shakes his head and makes his way back down the ramp, round the ring and pulls up the unconscious Double D, dragging him around the ring and up the ramp, he reaches the top and turns to the crowd waves the belt high in the air and then continues backstage…

Kave Quinn: Well that man is truly Xtreme!

Bret Spiner: For once I’m gonna agree with you!

Kave Quinn: Wow, that’s a change!

Bret Spiner: Don’t spoil my mood!

The MegaTron finishes showing a replay of Madd Matt carrying Double D off, when it shows a scene backstage…A dressing room door opens and out steps Hossack2k…He continues down the corridor, suddenly stopping outside a dressing room, looks in and then procedes into the room, the door is heard slamming and a huge scream of pain…The cameraman runs up to the door, focuses on the sign reading Impakt Ikons!

Kave Quinn: What?!?!? What have the Impakt Ikons done to Hossack2k?!?!

Bret Spiner: Nothing, I didn’t hear anything!

The camera’s go backstage once again to Ronny Boyle, who is with Owner and CEO of 4WF Jeremy Bratcher!

Ronny: Hello, Mr. Bratcher I understand you have something to say!

Bratcher: Yes I do, my poor employee…I have asked for this interview so I can make the new 4WF Supreme Champion Jace official, just for all of you stupid fools out there that didn’t think he could win, I’m now telling you that he can!

Bratcher drops the microphone and walks off. Ronny bends over and picks up the mic…

Ronny: Well people, it looks like it’s official, Jace is the 4WF Supreme Champion!

Kave Quinn: That’s not fair, I bet that’s down to that little meeting earlier, where we saw Bratcher tell them he would reward them if they got rid of his problems!

Bret Spiner: That’s a lie! You don’t know who he was talking to, don’t assume things Kave!

Kave Quinn: (Mumbles something under his breath!)

Bret Spiner: What was that?

Kave Quinn: I said, it looks like it’s time for our next match!

Bret Spiner: Sure you did!

“Another Brick in the wall part 2” by Pink Floyd begins to play as EWM makes his way out onto he ramp, accompanied by Jet.

Bret Spiner: That girl is so fine!

EWM walks down the ramp, wearing his familiar dark coloured tartan kilt, he walks up the steps and climbs through the ropes, stopping to let Jet in under the bottom rope…

Bret Spiner: What a gentleman!

EWM walks over to Tony Jordan and grabs the mic, walks over to the turnbuckle and leans against the top rope…

“Well, well, well…From what I just saw, we might not have Hossack coming to the ring tonight! OR any other night, that’s for sure! You see, the backstage area can be a dangerous place, many objects that could cause severe accidents!”

Kave Quinn: That’s rubbish he was attacked!

Bret Spiner: You don’t know that, now be quite!

“So I’m sorry to inform all of you, that Hossack wont be appearing here tonight!”

EWM finishes his speech and then throws the mic down, climbs out of the ring with Jet and makes his way up the ramp! Stopping at the top, turning around and laughing at the fans! A cold smile comes across his face as he walks through the entranceway, into the backstage area…When EWM is sent flying into a wall…

Kave Quinn: It’s Hossack!!!!!!!!

Hossack has a steel chair and pulls EWM up, leaning backwards and smashing it over his head! Busting EWM open on his forehead…Hossack sees the blood and reacts with more aggression giving EWM another chair shot, then another, then another. He throws the destroyed chair away and pulls EWM back up…Whippng him into a steel
fence…Running at him and giving him a standing splash against the wall, then grabbing him by the waist and hitting a German suplex!

Kave Quinn: Well this looks like a anywhere falls match, but with no ref!

Bret Spiner: Were gonna see some revenge!

Hossack gets back up and walks over to a corner, picking up a chair and waiting for EWM to get back to his feet…EWM get’s to one knee, then both feet, Hossack begins his run, swining at EWM’s head, but EWM grabs Jet and pulls her into the way, taking the full chari shot to the head…Sending her to the ground with her head cut open!

Bret Spiner: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I can’t believe he did that! (Begins to cry)

Kave Quinn: You really are pathetic!

Hossack stares down on the body of Jet as EWM get’s to his feet and throws Hossack head first into the wall, then begins to stomp on his head…Pulling him up and executing a snap suplex, followed by a quick elbow drop. Picks him up off the floor and sits him on a table, climbs up onto one of the parked cars and dropkicks Hossack in the head…Grabbing him and dragging him out of one of the fire exits and into the car park…He begins to slap Hossack in the face, beginning to pull him to his feet and attempts a ddt on the concrete, but Hossack reverses into a northern lights suplex…Leaving them both on the cold, wet concrete.

Kave Quinn: Both these men are really going at it

Hossack begins to get to his feet as EWM is still barely moving, covered in blood, Hossack now has a small amount of blood coming from his mouth and nose…He get’s to his feet and walks out of camera view, coming back in with a trashcan, placing it on the floor sideways and picking up EWM and hitting a piledriver on the aluminium bin!

Kave Quinn: Ouch, that’s gotta hurt!

Hossack pulls up EWM again and throws him back though the doors, back intot he building…He grabs EWM by the hair, pulling him up, when we hear someone calling Hossack…He looks up and reacts with rage, running out the fire exit, slamming it behind him…The cameraman attempts to follow him out but can’t get the door open, there’s a sudden load screech and smash, the door finally opens and the cameraman runs into the car park, in time to see Hossack lying on the ground in a pool of blood, with a car driving off, out of the car park!

Kave Quinn: Someone hit Hossack!

Bret Spiner: Oh please, like you care!

Kave Quinn: I do, that’s wrong!

The cameraman runs up to Hossack, shouting for help as EMT’s run intot he car park and attend to Hossack…Bratcher appears with a smile on his face!

“What’s happened!?!?”

Kave Quinn: Like he doesn’t know!

Bret Spiner: Are you accusing our wonderful boss? I’d watch what you say!

The cameraman is forced out of the car park, to see EWM being carried off by the Impakt Ikons!

Kave Quinn: I bet those guys had something to do with it!

Bret Spiner: What? I think it was J!

The camera goes back into the parking lot, where a limo has pulled up…The driver climbs out and goes to the back doors, opening it and allowing Wilcutt to climb out, with a lady on his arm!

Bret Spiner: Wow! She’s fine as well!

Wilcutt looks at the camera…

“Is my match soon?”

Cameraman: It’s next!

“****!”

Wilcutt walks into the building in a hurry, as the camera fades with an ambulance turning up!

Kave Quinn: Well I’m glad to see that the ambulance has arrived!

Bret Spiner: Wow, that’s so interesting!

The smashing of glass is heard all around the arena, sending the crowd into a huge frenzy of screams and chants of “Wotto”…Followed by the familiar Bret Hart theme, as the newcomer, and saviour of The Bad Guy, Wotto makes his way down to the ring…Limping down the ramp towards the ring…

Kave Quinn: It’s the World Title match now! Wotto’s limping because of the attack earlier!

Wotto climbs into the ring and stands over in the corner, awaiting the arrival of the champ…A few minutes pass and no sign of the champ, so Wotto grabs the mic from Tony Jordan…

“Hey Wilcutt, get your ass out here, I want some revenge!”

Bret Spiner: Oh, that’s so scary Wotto!

“Come on you piece of ****! You’re a no good son of a *****, so get your ass out here! You’ve gotta pay for everything that happened last week! And for the attack earlier!”

Kave Quinn: Does that mean Wilcutt attacked him earlier?

Bret Spiner: He can’t of he only just got here!

Kave Quinn: That’s true!

Wotto has to wait no longer as “Awake” by Godsmack explodes around the arena, followed by pyro’s going off everywhere and Wilcutt making his way out with the 4WF World Title wrapped around his waist!

The champ walks out onto the stage, looks around at the fans as he flips them the bird and makes his way down the ramp…Climbing into the ring, beginning the fight straight away, going toe to toe with Wotto…

Bret Spiner: He still has his belt on!

Wotto pounding away at Wilcutt with hard punches with his left and right hands…5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21…The ref finally stops the punches, but not before Wilcutt has a small cut above his eyebrow!

Kave Quinn: 21 punches! That’s a record!

Wotto doesn’t let the referee stop his attack though and goes right back to work on Wilcutt, executing a backbreaker, then a suplex…Finishing with a neckbreaker…Cover…1,2, kickout by Wilcutt!

Wotto pulls up the champ after that fast set of manoueveurs and executes a ddt, getting back to his feet and walking over to the turnbuckle, climbing onto the second rope and throwing his arms in the air, as a gesture to the thousands of fans! The Pond erupts as the challenger salutes them…But the taunt has given Wilcutt time to get back to his feet, running at the turnbuckle and hitting Wotto in the back of the head with a forearm, before climbing up to join him on the second rope, wrapping his left arm under an arm and around his neck, then one around Wottos waist before executing a suplex!

Kave Quinn: My God, that was amazing!

Wilcutt pulls himself up using the ropes and stomps on Wotto’s fallen body, pulling him to his feet and whipping him to the ropes hitting a clothesline!

Kave Quinn: Almost knocked him out of his boots!

Wilcutt looks at Wotto and then leaves the ring, walking up to the announcers table and putting on a headset…

“Well hello everyone at home, hello Bret, Kave!”

Kave Quinn: Don’t you think you should worry about Wotto!

Bret Spiner: Shut up Kave! The man’s come to join us!

As Wilcutt continues commentary, Wotto slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair from ringside, walk up behind Wilcutt, taping him on the shoulder…Wilcutt turns around and gets nailed by the chair, making the cut above his eyebrow even bigger!

Wilcutt lies on a heap on the floor, Wotto stomping on him, when Justin Time and Jace climb over the barrier, from out of the crowd and attack Wotto from behind!

Kave Quinn: No, the Impakt Ikons are interfering, they can’t do this!

Bret Spiner: Yes! This is wonderful!

They both grab chairs, pull up Wotto and crush his skull between them…The referee calls for the bell!

Kave Quinn: Wilcutt keeps the belt!

The Impakt Ikons continue to put a beating on Wotto, putting him through a table with a powerbomb…

Kave Quinn: My God, that was devastating!

They bust Wotto open with chair shot after chair shot, until Metallica’s “Seek and Destroy” begins to play and The Bad Guy hobbles out of the back, limping down the ramp, with a steel chair!

Kave Quinn: The Bad Guy’s here! He can’t have been discharged!

The Bad Guy slides into the ring, with Justin Time sliding in and receiving a chair shot to the head, followed by Jace who gets the same treatment! Leaving the team lying on the canvas. Bad Guy climbs out of the ring and over to Wotto, where he picks him up and begins to walk backstage with him…Walking up the ramp, when for the second time of the night “Another Brick In The Wall Part 2” by Pink Floyd starts to play and a bandaged up EWM walks out onto the stage…Running at the Bad Guy and spearing him, sending Wotto to the ground…He pulls The Bad Guy up and nails him with a clothesline, then picking him up and carrying him down to the ring, throwing him in and sliding in himself, climbing to the top and hitting a leg drop…Then placing him in the Crucifixtion…The Bad Guy screaming in agony, Wotto climbs into the ring, trying to help his friend but is stopped by the Impakt Ikons!

Kave Quinn: That’s inhumane!!! Stop it EWM!

The Impakt Ikons pound on Wotto as EWM has the Crucifixtion locked on The Bad Guy! Suddenly…

The Light’s go out all over the arena and a crow appears on the MegaTron, Stings theme begins to play, we hear a few screams, and the sound of rushing around in the ring…The lights come back on, revealing a man dressed in black in the ring, wearing a long coat staring down on the bodies in the ring, everyone is laid out unconscious…The man throws his head back, sending his hair out of his face to reveal…Chris Michaels…

Kave Quinn: Chris Michaels is here, my Good God!

The cameras show Wilcutt stumbling up the ramp with his World Title over his shoulder, reaching the stage, and looking down with fear in his eyes!

Kave Quinn: My God! Wilcutt’s scared, this man has cleaned house!!!!! What’s going to happen now!?!? Will everything be answered?

The show fades with Wilcutt and Michaels staring at each other…Michaels striking fear into the heart of Wilcutt!

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